#bob will you marry me

[theonewhowails]

nari goes on field trips :]

[soul-shenanigans]

Why tf am i always finding the creepy characters cute ?

SHEET

Why am i built like this

H

me and my husbands are judging you-

[saulgoodmansgirl]

babeeeeeee

[ravishinglavishingluvr]

i <3 flustered bob

a/n: i've developed this top gun obsession and i decided i have a crush on bob. so naturally, i wrote this with bob floyd in mind. like imagine how red and wide-eyed this baby would go. this was very self-indulgent. got me drooling and giggling like a menace fr :D hope you enjoy!! ik it's nowhere near marauder stuff but i do what i want <3

warnings: mentions of smut, tattoos, horny bob lmao, gn!reader, not edited!!

"hey bobby, i'm going to the shops in a bit. do you wanna go with me?" you ask as you dig for a shirt in your wardrobe. bob trails behind you into your shared bedroom. his eyes widen as he sees you getting undressed, mouth gaping.

"uh- um, yeah. yeah, okay." he tries to avert his gaze but all attempts fail when the tattoo running down the length of your back catches his attention. the dark ink and its beautiful swirls and shadows between your shoulder blades make his mouth run dry. immediately, his mind leads him to dark thoughts and dirty memories of what the two of you do together. he stares at the dip that runs down the centre of your back and recalls the image of your chest pressed flat to the mattress and your gorgeous tattoo on display just for him. he knows the moans you let out as he fucks you all too well.

bob licks his lips and tries to even his breathing as he feels his jeans begin tighten around his crotch. he closes his eyes as if to calm himself down but the image of your naked back as he takes you from behind is tattooed on the back of his eyelids. with a mind of its own, his hand snakes down to cup his crotch through his jeans. no no no he shouldn't.

"bobby baby?" you call out. "bob are you listening to me?"

the sound of his name draws him away from his thoughts. his head whips up to catch you giving him a knowing look. he gapes like a fish at first, "huh? oh, yeah i'm listening sweetheart." the way you're looking at him makes him feel like he's melting inside, and an easy smile takes hold of his lips.

"really?" you both knew he was lying. "what were you thinking about, baby?"

his eyes waver. he can't admit to you that he was having such dirty thoughts about you at 2pm on a tuesday. let alone that the sight of your naked back got him so flustered, it's pathetic.

he meets your eyes one more time, "i um- how much i like your tattoo," he murmurs.

"oh, yeah?"

"mhm," he nodded like an eager puppy.

"good, because it's all for you anyway," you smirked and tilted your head. giving him a teasing wink as he fumbled and struggled to hold eye contact with you. and the laugh you let out made him shake his head as his ears warmed. you loved making him flustered, it wasn't an easy feat. bob was always ready with a quick remark to send you to embarrassment and submission. but for once you were able to override the dominating power he had over you. god it felt good to turn him into a flustered mess choking on their words.

your smirk broke into a wide, adoring smile, "c'mon, bobby." you moved towards him, fully dressed, and looped your arm around his. "let's get going, yeah? wanna make you a nice dinner f'tonight."

bob gave you a curt nod and fell into step with you, "whatever you want, sweetheart." looking up at him one more time as you made your way to the front door, you smiled and stroked his bicep with your thumb. he was already looking at you, but quickly averted his gaze and reached for the door handle.

[bleedingcoffee42]

Dick has the slightest raise of his eyebrows and softening of his features when Nix makes eye contact with him and it becomes obvious this is something more than just teasing.

[ratatatastic]

mikksy intermission interview!! mikksy intermission interview!!

his face when he heard the phrase "wild sequence" to describe the 10 seconds of insanity that was almost self goal to actual goal

love when he tries his best not to smile but then his lips quirks up a bit you cannot hide your amusement sir!

"uhhh i think it was such a great pass [by lundy]" getting mikksy to compliment himself, an impossible task, man is skilled in the art of misdirection like hell youll ever catch him saying good things about himself when he can praise someone else god forbid it really

that uhhhhh like ooooo his mind went so blank he did not agree with that at all

HIS FACE HEARING EMILY KAPLAN SAY KIITOS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU IMPRESSED WITH THE BARE MINIMUM BUT IT DOES NOT FAIL TO BRING ME JOY WHEN PLAYERS GREATLY ENJOY HER THANKING THEM FOR THE INTERVIEW IN THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 2 | 6.10.24

the difference in framing KILLS ME HE ALMOST REACHES THE TOP OF THE SCF SCREENING BEHIND THEM

[br1ghtestlight]

if bob was a single dad and linda wasn't in the picture enemies to lovers jimmy pesto and bob would be incredibly tempting. but that would also make tina and jimmy jr step siblings which isnt what i want for either of them 😭 having ur first kiss with your future step sibling. man. but I love the homoeroticism of it all. love pathetic middle aged men who hate each other

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[carwoodron]

for a change i am feeling rather unwell about winnix today. wherever the train takes me and what and give up all this? ass idiots. love them to pieces

[asterdeer]

really been struggling with finding good mindless queer audiobooks to distract myself with lately. today i started not one but two different poorly written fantasy romances where the main characters bone within 24 hours of meeting each other (one of them was literally 5 minutes after meeting). allos are wild

[ladybugsimblr]

Meanwhile at S Labs. Malik is meeting and getting to know his new co-workers. Biyu used to live across the hall in the old San My hood, and it seems she is now the receptionist and office gossip. He learned that Noel is married to Bob Pancakes who was just involved in a scandalous and messy public divorce from someone named Eliza. Malik is taking notes so he can tell Genesis all about it later. He has no idea who these sims are but he’s sure Gen does. 

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Space S Labs by @catsaar

[bobmckenzie]

something about the delivery of this kills me

MMMM IM THIRSTY IS YOU❓️⁉️

[heavencasteel420]

In my hypothetical no-UD AU, Joyce and Bob are seriously dating but Hopper is friends with both of them and there are kind of flirtatious vibes all around. But Will and Jonathan are both just like “whatever, let’s not look at that too closely.”

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

I got tagged in a fun six-sentence Sunday WIP game by @br1ghtestlight!! This seems very fun. Except the only Bob’s Burgers WIP I have right now was written on paper, in a notebook which I’ve lost right now 😭

So, to compromise, I think I’ll write a scene that I think will come up later in my pre-canon Boblin series:

She was so beautiful that Bob wasn’t certain he’d ever be able to catch his breath. For a moment, every financial woe they’d ever had disappeared. For a moment, all that existed in the world was them.

He fidgeted with his tie, a poor attempt at trying to match Linda’s beauty. Why she was marrying him, he still wasn’t a hundred percent sure.

“Oh, Bobby, I’m so excited—I’m going to be a frickin’ bride!!”

[heartbeetz]

OOUWAH..... I love my husbandd...... ouhhh ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[desisobsessed]

threshold by sex bob-omb.

so silly<3