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pealingpetals · 1 year
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i believe in Super Short Pixie Cut Rose supremacy
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tkingfisher · 5 months
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The Saga of Bob: Endgame (hopefully)
This one was awhile coming. Partly I was afraid that if I posted it, the tumor would come back the next day, and partly I had some complications that took awhile to iron out. But here we are, at long last, sans Bob.
You can learn all about how I had cancer in Part One or hit the prior episode at Part Seven.
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What is with doctors and painkillers?! Though to her credit, she was like “I am so sorry you’re in pain! Let me write a new prescription!”
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(Still not sure if it’s PTSD.)
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That last bit was the really scary one. (It was, uh, pretty bad. Never been bedridden before. Don’t recommend it.)
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Shout out to Doctor Pinkeye who had it sorted in two business days. Also, when I first reported my symptoms, she said “You never complain about anything. If you say something’s wrong, it is.” She’s a doctor in a million.
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Lack of cortisol can cause problems in about twenty different ways, including dangerous levels of potassium and blowing your electrolytes all to hell. It’s actually kinda interesting, in a “wow, look at all the fascinating ways I could keel over!” way.
Honestly, after two months of slowly crashing cortisol levels, complaining about radiation would have felt like complaining over a hangnail. It was boring and I moisturized a lot, the end.
Also there are some quite nice MedicAlert bracelets on Etsy.
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And here is hoping I never have to make another one of these!
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vivalas-vega · 1 year
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new perspectives / jake ‘hangman’ seresin x reader / part six
hehehe.... it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for !!!!!!! (insert gif of michael scott screaming it’s happening) - as always lmk what you think and if you want to be added to the taglist!
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new perspectives / jake ‘hangman’ seresin x reader / part six
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prologue - one - two - three - four - five 
word count: 4.2k
warnings: language, drinking, slight angst, smut !!!, oral (f-receiving), unprotected p-in-v penetration (wrap it before you tap it), all the feels bc we’ve all waited too long
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The house was absolutely bustling, there were Daggers spread out from the couch to the kitchen to the backyard and while they were making an utter mess of your immaculately decorated home you thought to yourself that this was how it was supposed to be. You saw Amelia and Penny sitting by the pool with their feet hanging over the edge, Rooster and Jake arguing over how best to grill a burger, Fanboy and Payback engaged in a heated discussion about some superhero movie, and Maverick and Bob talking about plane specs while you and Coyote were mixing up the next round of drinks. 
“Have you ever mixed a drink before? Give me that,” you said, grabbing the bottle of tequila from him while he held his hands up in surrender. “You’re on lime duty,” you said, reassigning his tasks and he just chuckled while he got to work.
“You and Hangman seem a lot better,” he commented and you nodded. Mary and John had left for home a few weeks ago and everything seemed to be going great with her recovery. You’d gotten her set up with an oncologist you’d met in med school who would be in charge of her care from now on… Mary would have to get frequent scans for the rest of her life but it was something you would all willingly accept if it meant she had a rest of her life to live. Dr. Lewis had gotten clean margins and successfully removed the entire thing which limited her chance of recurrence but there was always a risk and this was just something you all had to live with from now on. 
“Things have definitely settled, it’s a bitter pill to swallow to know your mom might get another tumor in the future but she’s in the best hands and we’re doing everything we can,” you replied. 
“He told me he was kind of an ass to you during the whole thing,” he said and you just shrugged.
“He wasn’t, I’m sure it feels that way from his perspective but I was kind of an ass too in my own way, we just handled it differently. I went into doctor mode and he went into panicked son mode. Neither was the wrong response, it was just hard to be there for each other but we’re good now.”
“So, do you want to tell me why the two of you are still single then?” he asked and you just gave him a look.
“You’re a worse gossip than Phoenix,” you teased and he chuckled.
“We all want to know, watching the two of you is like having our own romance movie except it’s so much more frustrating,” he groaned.
“Oh yeah? And why is that?” you asked, deciding to indulge him for a moment.
“Because with a movie you get the ending in two hours,” he said and you laughed as you grabbed ice from the freezer to pop in each drink. Between Jake’s mother in the hospital and Coyote now you could feel that a lot of people were awaiting your inevitable reunion and honestly so were you… you just didn’t know how to initiate it, between the longing glances and lingering touches you felt like a high schooler again. You couldn’t tell where Jake’s head was at, every single time you got close to having a moment he suddenly preoccupied himself elsewhere and you thought back to the Hard Deck a few nights ago…
“Rooster, put those shots somewhere else or so help me god… I’m not singing with you,” you said, narrowing your eyes at him as he started to approach you and he looked at you like a deer caught in the headlights.
“But… please?” he said so soft and so small it almost made you feel bad for him. Almost. “Come on, Jupiter, you know you have fun.”
“This is peer pressure. I am actively being peer pressured,” you giggled as he approached you and held the glass up to your lips. You conceded and opened your mouth, allowing him to pour it in and as you wiped the few drops that missed and swallowed you gave him a glare that would have anyone shaking in their boots. “I feel like that was assault.”
“See you at the piano!” he said, walking away triumphantly and you chuckled to yourself. You would see him at the piano later, you always put up a good fight but you couldn’t seem to say no to him… he loved getting the whole bar engaged in song and who were you to deny him his fun?
“I see another duet is in the cards,” Jake said, sidling up beside you having seen the whole thing and while he was doing a great job at hiding it from you jealousy was roaring through his veins. He hated watching Rooster press the glass to your lips, he hated the eye contact you maintained with him while he poured it into your mouth, and more than anything he hated the way you laughed for him. It was silly, yes, he knew beyond a shadow of a doubt Rooster would never try anything with you, and he knew you would never try anything with him. The two of you had developed a bond he didn’t thoroughly understand but it seemed to maybe you happy and well, who was he to deny you your fun?
“It appears so, I worry about his song selection,” you said, turning to look up at him and you couldn’t quite decipher the look in his eyes as he took a step forward and you stumbled at the proximity and found yourself pressed against the edge of the pool table. You could feel the warmth radiating off of him and you felt yourself slightly tremble with anticipation… Was this finally the moment? Had Phoenix been right all along? Was a silly moment with Rooster really all it took to get you here? He grazed his fingers along your arm, leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake and you subtly tilted your jaw upwards.
“Well, I look forward to the show,” he said with a small smirk before stepping away entirely and leaving you reeling as he clapped Coyote on the back and joined his conversation with Bob. 
You shook yourself out of it and tried to push past the desire that flooded through you at the memory as you loaded the drinks onto a tray and began to make the rounds to distribute them. The squad was having a great time and you had a feeling these barbecue’s were going to become a monthly occurrence but you really didn’t mind, you enjoyed the change in scenery from the bar and you liked that they all felt so at home here. Establishing yourself as the designated host for all group events had been your main goal and it seemed like you had succeeded. 
“Rooster wants to play beer pong, what’s the verdict on that after what happened last time?” Jake asked as you stepped out onto the patio and you chuckled as you recalled the last time everyone had been here. The game had gotten so intense that without even realizing Fanboy had taken a giant step backwards as you were walking behind him and sent you flying into the pool. Jake had gone into overprotective mode, yelling at Fanboy for being so unaware of his surroundings but when you resurfaced you had to cling to the sidewall for support because you were laughing so hard, and you’d pulled the age-old trick of beckoning Fanboy over to help you out only to pull him in with you. 
“I am in favor of beer pong, I’ll go grab the table,” you said, handing the boys their drinks before walking around the side of the house to enter the garage. You pulled the folded table from the shelf it resided on and nearly dropped it on your feet when you turned and saw Jake, “Jesus fuck, announce yourself,” you said, catching your breath. 
“Sorry,” he chuckled, but you could tell he really wasn’t. “Just thought I’d help you.” he said, pulling it from your grasp. You kept your hand on it for a moment too long, trapping him in place as your eyes raked over him, taking in his beautifully snug swim shorts and lack of shirt as you finally looked up at him through your lashes. His green eyes were holding onto yours intensely and you took a step closer, almost challenging him to do something as tension weighed heavy in the air. You could smell the spearmint and tequila on his breath and you so desperately wanted a taste as you started to lean up on your tiptoes and moments before your lips brushed the garage door swung open with a bang and the two of you jolted apart and looked over to Phoenix as she entered from the house. Her eyes widened as she took in the scene before her and you turned back to Jake.
“I’ll meet you guys out there,” you said, and he nodded as he left through the other entrance and when you turned back to Phoenix she had regret written all over her face.
“I am so sorry,” she started and you just groaned, watching as she walked down the steps and opened the fridge door, “I came out to grab more beer.” 
“That is the closest we’ve ever gotten,” you said, shooting her a glare as you leaned your head against the side of the fridge and pouted, and she gave you a sad look as she closed the door and placed a hand on her hip.
“Seriously? What the hell is his problem? This is Hangman we’re talking about, I thought for sure he would have made a move by now.”
“You’re telling me…” you grumbled, “whose benefit does he think I wore this for, yours?” you asked, gesturing down to your outfit. You were wearing a simple black string bikini top that did wonders for the girls along with high waisted cut off shorts that were just a little cheeky and she chuckled.
“I like to think you did,” she said and you swatted her arm as you followed her back into the house. “If you got that close in the garage it’s only a matter of time, let the outfit do its work,” she said, giving you a nudge as you walked back onto the patio with a stack of red cups that you started to arrange on the table.
“I call Jupiter on my team,” Rooster said and Jake shot him a glare, “what, she’s got wicked aim,” he said and you chuckled.
“Fine, then I get Phoenix,” Jake countered and your chuckle turned into a sigh. Getting the four most competitive people all on the first round did not bode well for what would follow. The rest of the squad had filtered outside, the sun had lowered just slightly in the sky giving your backyard a break from the heat and it was now the perfect temperature for poolside lounging and spectating. You listened as people immediately started betting, deciding which team to put money on and you looked at Rooster.
“Okay, if you’re going to call me then you need to pull your weight, we’re not losing to those two.” you said and he nodded, holding his hands up for you to high five.
“One step ahead of you, they are going down.” he said as he reached into the cooler and grabbed two seltzers for you, cheersing when you cracked them open. The game got off to a hot start and the two teams were tied, going shot for shot until you decided to up the ante and use the fact that you weren’t with your usual teammate to your advantage. You took a sip of your seltzer just as Jake was starting to line up for his shot and accidentally let a little dribble down your chest and you could feel his gaze on you as he tracked it sliding down the curve of your breasts where you swiped it up and licked it from your fingertip. His focus was wavering and you watched with a smirk as the ball plinked off the side of the cup and rolled into the grass. 
“Bummer,” you said, voice laced with sarcasm as you held your hand out to Rooster who dropped the ping pong balls in your hand. You could see him position himself directly behind his cups, you knew he wasn’t stupid enough to think your stunt was entirely innocent but you had an advantage he wasn’t considering… sure, he had to be laser focused at work but his concentration didn’t hold a candle to yours. You completely disregarded him and watched in satisfaction as both of your throws landed perfectly in the cups and smiled sweetly at him. You had sparked a new type of competitiveness in him and he landed his next two shots, and you decided to take it a step further, starting to fiddle with the straps of your swimsuit for dramatic effect for a few moments before you turned to Rooster and pulled your hair over your shoulder.
“Roo, can you retie this for me? It keeps slipping,” you said, and poor Rooster was none the wiser as he set his drink down to simply help out a friend. You held onto the front of your top, and though you were refusing to make eye contact Jake was burning holes in your skull as he quickly secured the swimsuit and you smiled brightly at Rooster when he finished before he lined up to take his shots. Phoenix was watching the whole thing with a smirk, as much as she hated the fact that your tricks were going to cost her the game she was rather enjoying how easily you were working Jake up, and that was almost worth losing. 
“And that’s game,” you said as your ball landed in their last cup, “better luck next time.” Rooster pulled you in for a celebratory hug before releasing you and you said something about grabbing a glass of water as you slipped back into the house, leaving the rest of the squad to squabble over who was going next. You braced yourself on the edge of the counter as you gulped the water down, your body rejoicing as you plied it with something other than hard seltzer or tequila. You waited for another moment, letting your nails tap erratically against the smooth surface before growing frustrated and rejoining the group, watching as Bob and Fanboy took on Maverick and Coyote… a matchup you wouldn’t have foreseen but you watched anyways in amusement. 
“He didn’t follow you in after that little show?” Phoenix asked quietly as you sat down at the edge of the pool next to her.
“Nope,” you replied, popping the p and she shook her head.
“Silly boy,” she chuckled. You let your eyes drift over to him to find his already on you and you briefly wondered to yourself why nothing was happening. In all the months you’d been here there had been plenty of opportunity and you started to get into your own head, wondering if maybe things had changed, if he no longer felt the same way. You didn’t know what you would do if that was the case but you did know you didn’t like the way it felt like a knife to the heart. As the sun set in the sky the rest of the pilots began to filter out, thanking you for hosting and already asking about the next group hangout until one by one you and Jake were left alone. 
You were collecting towels from around the pool when you looked up to see him leaning against the sliding glass door giving you a soft smile, “come with me?” he asked and you nodded, discarding the towels on a lounge chair and taking his outstretched hand as he led you through your house.
“Where are we going?” you asked with a soft laugh, but he didn’t answer as he opened your bedroom door and you let out a small gasp when he gestured for you to go in first. The room was illuminated by dozens of small tea lights that were casting an ethereal warm glow over the space and you turned to face Jake as he rested his hands on your waist.
“Ever since you got here I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out the perfect moment…” he said, and you smiled as you looked up at him, “I wanted it to be special, and Phoenix let me know I was losing the thread,” he said with a chuckle and you laughed as well. “And the more time that passed I realized there isn’t any one perfect moment, but that I was missing out on a lot of moments with you and I don’t want to do that anymore.” he said, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear. “I want every moment with you, if you’ll have me.”
“It’s about time,” you said, leaning up to crash your lips against his and it felt like coming home. You moved in tandem the way you always did, working together seamlessly as you melted against him and he slid his hands down your sides to cup under your ass where you jumped to wrap your legs around him. He carried you to the bed, laying you down gently and slotting himself against you as he slid his tongue past your lips and you moaned into him. 
“Wear this just for me?” he asked as he reached around your neck to untie your bikini top and you nodded as you arched into his touch when he trailed his hand across your chest to pull it off. “My beautiful girl,” he mumbled, mostly to himself as his lips connected to your neck and you let out a breathy sigh, so unbelievably content to have his hands roaming over your body as desire thrummed in your veins. He kissed his way back to your lips before pulling away to gaze into your eyes and your hand instinctively came to rest on his cheek. “I love you so much,” he said as you stroked across his cheekbone.
“I love you,” you replied, pulling his lips back to yours where you kissed with fire and passion. His fingers worked the button of your shorts and he kissed down your body, making sure to leave nothing untouched in his wake as he settled between your legs and pulled them off, quickly pausing to pull his own shirt off. He paid special attention to the soft skin of your thighs, kissing and nipping as his big hands gripped and massaged. He pressed his lips to your clothed heat and you involuntarily bucked against him, desperate for friction. He hooked his fingers around the fabric and slowly pulled them off, eyes flitting up to meet yours that were looking down at him with such love it made his heart stop. You were writhing beneath him, anticipation threatening to rattle you apart from the inside and he placed more delicate kisses around your core.
“Don’t worry, honey… gonna take care of you,” he said before licking a stripe through your folds. Your body jerked at the contact and he looped one of his arms through your leg, pressing a hand to your hips to keep you still. Moans fell from your lips as he carefully licked and sucked your clit and your hands threaded in his hair as you tried to pull him closer. He switched between teasing your entrance and circling your sensitive bundle of nerves with ease, quickly working you up until you were all but begging for more.
“Jake, please…” you sighed, and he could never deny you anything when you sounded like that. He eased one finger into your entrance before quickly adding a second, thrusting slowly and massaging that spot inside you that had you crying out his name. 
“Come on, sweetheart… Cum for me,” he groaned against you, eyes straining upwards as he sucked your clit into his mouth and his cock throbbed as he watched your back arch off the bed. He swore he had never seen anything quite so beautiful as your walls clenched around his fingers. You felt that familiar build within you and a particularly rough thrust of his fingers had you tumbling off the edge. White hot pleasure shot through you as you shook beneath him, chanting his name like a prayer and Jake changed his mind… that was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen. You jolted again as he kitten-licked you and gently tugged on his hair to pull him up where you captured his lips and tasted yourself on him. 
“Please, need to feel you…” you said breathlessly, and reached down to swipe his length between your folds, collecting wetness and you moaned at the sensation. He began to press into you and your hands gripped his bicep as he bottomed out, letting out a breath at how full you felt. He took a moment to let you adjust, brushing hair from your face and placing gentle kisses along your cheekbones. You moaned when he began to move and the slight sting gave way to pure pleasure as he rocked against you slowly. 
“I missed you so much, sweetheart… you feel so good around me,” he whispered into your ear as he kissed along your neck and you pushed your body against his, desperately trying to get closer. You let out a loud moan when he picked up the pace, you could feel every inch of him brushing against every spot inside of you and you never wanted this to end. If you could stay wrapped up in this moment of pure bliss forever you would. He snaked a hand between you to rub circles against your clit and you tugged gently at the hair at the base of his neck, involuntarily grinding against him as he groaned in your ear. 
“Fuck, Jake…” you breathed out as you felt the tension begin to grow again. He pressed his forehead against yours and your moans came out strangled as he threw one of your legs over his shoulder, filling you so deeply you swore you could feel him everywhere. “I love you so much,” you said, cupping his face with your hands and he pressed a kiss to your lips, trying to convey everything to you he couldn’t quite find the words for. Your thighs began to tremble and soon the only word you knew was his name, repeating it over and over…
“Gonna cum for me again, angel?” he asked and you nodded against him, “come on sweetheart,” he applied more pressure to your clit. “You always did look so beautiful cumming on my cock,” he said and it was as if that was all you needed for your climax to wash over you. Your body shook beneath him as the pleasure rolled over you and you felt a hot tear slide down your temple as you cried his name. Your walls tightening around him triggered his own release and as you rode out your high you felt his warmth fill you while he groaned praise into your ear. He stilled within you while your chest heaved, your lungs fighting for oxygen while you returned back to your body and you smiled softly as you felt Jake littering your face with kisses. He slowly pulled out of you and you both hissed at the loss, and he quickly grabbed a wet cloth from the bathroom to gently clean you up before sliding into bed and wrapping his arms around you, pulling you in and holding you close.
“I missed you so much,” he said, kissing the top of your head as you snuggled into him.
“I missed you, too,” you replied, still fully blissed out. “Can’t believe you waited so long,” you teased and he chuckled beneath you.
“Wanted it to be perfect,” he said. “I knew I was going to do it tonight though… your little stunts all day long were making it very difficult to hold out.”
“That was the goal,” you said and he laughed again. “I’m going to say something that might seem a little crazy,” you said as you propped yourself up on his chest to look up at him. 
“I’m intrigued,” he replied, carding his fingers through your hair.
“Move in with me.” He looked at you curiously for a moment before a wide grin spread across his features.
“You sure?” he asked and he nodded.
“You are the only thing I have ever been so completely sure of,” you responded and he leaned down to meet your lips.  
“I’ll start packing tomorrow,” he said and you laid your head back down, listening to the steady beat of his heart and tracing patterns along his chest. Laying here wrapped up in Jake’s arms the only word you could come up with to describe how you were feeling was complete… it was like the final piece of the puzzle had finally clicked into place. You weren’t sure why you had doubted him at all today, if there was one thing in this life that you knew to be undeniably true it was that it was you and Jake against the world… it always had been and always would be.
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t3ddysramblings · 7 months
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Bob Belcher: Why do all of our burger buns have tumors in them ????
Soldier:
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leakyweep · 1 year
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37 ZORO 🤭 im tryna see your writing !!
ZARI. THIS MAN. I AM FERAL!!
Warnings: afab reader, semi exhibitionism? ig, oral (m receiving), MINORS DNI !!!
Songs that enhance the mood; "Romanticist" by Yves Tumor and "Freaky (RGB)" by Yeek
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"Kiss me."
The night air around the pair of pirates was cool, soothing. The Strawhats had retired for the night, but two of them had stayed up enjoying some sake. One thing led to another, and here they were, tangled up together in the bird's nest of the Thousand Sunny.
Zoro's hands held your hips as you were seated in his lap, the empty bottle of alcohol long forgotten. He loved his sake, this was true, but he couldn't help but be more interested in the curves and dips of your body, the way your eyes looked in the moonlight, your smile as bright as the stars above him. Your soft laugh in response to his quite brazen request played like a melody in his mind.
His cheeks were pink, his smile lazy and teasing. "What? Is that such a demanding request?"
"Not at all..." you drawled, running one of your fingers from his muscled pecs to the treasure trail beneath his belly button that led right where you felt his need for you throbbing in his pants. "Just didn't expect you to ask out here." You glanced up from his hypnotizing eye to the burning stars above, connecting the constellations with your pupils. Zoro matched your chuckle from his initial request, snapping you from your drunken haze in the stars.
"They're asleep." He jammed a thumb over his shoulder, motioning to your friends, deep in the sleeping quarters of the ship in their own dreamlands. "Besides... how could I resist you when you're sitting in my lap like this?"
You considered his words for a moment as he examined your expression with interest. You were either giving in to those feelings you had always held in your heart for the swordsman, or the alcohol. Either way, the way his rough lips collided with your own was more intoxicating than any liquor.
As the kiss deepened, you ground your hips down into his lap rhythmically, relishing the way he groaned against your mouth. The two of you were a tangle of limbs desperately reaching for purchase against the most intimate parts of each other. Your hands brushed and palmed against his erection, his own calloused palms gripping at the plump of your ass like you would drift away if he didn't hold you down.
His lips wandered from yours, slowly inching to your chin, your jawline, your neck... Gentle sighs escaped your lips, your back arching as his rough kisses and nips trailed to your breasts. He sucked there as you ran your fingers through his green locks, your teeth catching your bottom lip to keep from moaning his name and alerting your crewmates.
He pulled away, gazing up at you with a hazy, lustful stare that bore into you, that made your body shiver and sweat at the same time. Your head dipped lower as your body moved to lay over his legs, your face level with his groin. You pulled his cock out of its restraint, admiring the way his tip swelled and how his length bobbed at the sight of your gaze tearing down his impressive dick.
"Put it in your mouth." His voice was almost strained, but as level as always. You smirked, grabbing the base with one hand before lowering your mouth onto the tip, licking up the bead of precum on his slit. He let out another groan, his hand sitting on the top of your head as you started to bob your head up and down. Your tongue ran up and down the vein on the underside of his cock, spit beginning to pool around your mouth and pooling over his balls.
"Shit, 's good," he moaned, his head falling back to look up into the night sky. He relished the way your mouth felt around his cock, the way you choked on his length. Your eagerness made him sigh your name as he held your head in place and fucked his hips up into you.
Your mouth was more heavenly than he had always imagined; those late nights in his room trying to picture how your pretty lipss would look wrapped around him. Now, there was no wondering. You were here, sucking him off in the bird's nest with desperation. He felt the way your mouth sucked him up, taking him to the hilt as he let out a weary, "fuuuuck..."
Your hands held his heavy balls, massaging them in your fingers methodically. The world around you was lost to you both as it felt as if you were in your own little bubble. The pinched groans from his lips and the sounds of you choking on his dick filled your ears, your body unconsciously rubbing your thighs together for friction at the growing heat in the bottom of your stomach.
You sputtered softly as he pushed his head into the wet cave of your throat, but you held his gaze through your eyelashes, your eyes as big as a does. He glanced down, and he was down for the count as you hummed around his length, very slightly dragging your teeth around his swollen tip. His hips stuttered, his movements erratic as he came down your throat, the warm ropes tickling. You held him in your mouth as you slurped up his baby sauce, his cock jerking as you pulled him out of your mouth.
Zoro gasped softly, catching his breath after his intense orgasm. He glanced down at you, smiling and biting his lip as he watched you undress before him.
"Kiss me." Your voice was as demanding and stark as his had been, and he couldn't refuse. He caught your chin between his fingers, pulling you in to give you a harsh peck.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna kiss both those pretty lips of yours."
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dc-polls · 10 months
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"That Really Happened?!" DC Comics Tournament
Entry Index
The submission form is officially closed and all the entry posts are drafted, so over the next week expect eight individual posts (without polls) to go up per day. Feel free to add on any propaganda for others to find in reblogs or comments. When we start the tournament, polls will link out to these entry posts for reference. Edit: Find the bracket HERE!
The list:
Justice League Doom Patrol Inflation Art
Supergirl gets romanced by her horse
Superboy gets the personality of Hitler
Sentient Music Note Saves The Day With The Power of… Gay Love?
Superman's Sentient Excised Tumor with Daddy Issues
Wet and Wild
Superman marries Supergirl
What if Space Jam but instead of fun, it's with Batman and it's horribly depressing?
3 Year Old Lian Harper Breaks Vandal Savage's Thumb
Black Mask Wears…er….
Jimmy Olsen Fucked Talia al Ghul
Submission Witheld Due to Copywrite
Can the real pol manning please step up?
Domestic Abuse Ghost Possession
Batman's dad tries to ruin his life
Mal Duncan gets punched in the dick by an Angel
Islamophobia Run Amuck (Joker Becomes Iranian Ambassador)
Superboy Has Two Daddies
Batman gives a guy ALS
So I Married a Protean and No One Told Me
This angel centaur is a genderfluid lesbian
Black Manta kills Aquaman's biological son, Aquaman tries to kill his adopted son
Wally Mobius Manhattan West
Animal Man discovers the Fourth Wall
Superman and Big Barda do a porno
My Favorite Same-Sex Couple in DC Comics is Technically Bestiality and Metaphorically Incest
Snowflame, The Supervillain Powered by Cocaine
Halloween Costume… of Death!
Superboy-Prime Punches Time
Jason Todd: Tentacle Monster (Tentatodd)
"Not Exactly Romeo": Gorilla Mommy Issues and Other Tales
Subway Puritans
Catwoman and the Penguin Cure COVID And Run Away Together
Shvaughn/Sean
Zachary Zatara Has Dead Twins
Baseball Game to Save Two Worlds
Schrödinger's Pregnancy
Green Arrow hunts humans for sport
Sexual Assault Is A Superpower, Apparently
Bob Haney Doesn't Know Who Wonder Girl Was Supposed to Be
Kon-El Got Enslaved By Furries (And It Led To Pearl Harbor 2!)
The Flash Meets Fidel Castro
Metron and Swamp Thing go for a ride
Hallucinagenic Party Balloons (for your own good)
Rock Turns Man Gay
The Earth-Saving Alien Dick
Alien Invasion and the Time-Travelling Boomerang
Lex Luthor Stole 40 Cakes (And That's Terrible)
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nemenalya · 1 year
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Beast; Day 1 of @tes-summer-fest In the wooded heart of Skyrim, it is ill-advised for a lone child to travel too far, for the devious and the divine lurk inseparably entwined, waiting to cast their snares. 
In Atmora of old, there were no children left by the end. By the end of the end, neither were the woods. 
Year by year, season by season, the world got smaller; the storms surrendering a little less land from howling snow and lashing branches. Those who had neither foresight nor good fortune to be taken by the woodsman soon found themselves staring down the endless ocean, herded by creeping glacial giants. The fey ones, the woodwalkers, the spirits‘ playthings and companions, all penned in on the piers their mellower counterparts had long since set forth from. Ushered onto boats jauntily bobbing on the torrential currents, the last woods of Atmora creaking underfoot.
With ice nipping at their heels they were forced onto the vast expanse, unwell and seething under the hands of the oarsmen. Unwashed bodies smelling putrid in and under furs, meat rancid where there was any to be had. The crisp smell of the shore a distant memory before the tang fermenting slickly on the planks. 
Skyrim is stuffy, claustrophobic with its many peoples dispersed through the land, inhabitants old and new and newer still the silent raving sentinels of Atmora. Sweltering coasts and swamps and woods all carved up in a fever, parcelled out and jealously guarded. Tumorous sproutings of towns and villages all over, people domesticating themselves in one last betrayal of their frozen home. 
A veritable cacophony to senses weaned on glacial waters; honed on ritual hunts. People talking incessantly and clamouring and shouting the very earth into submission. Cages within cages. There’s a lord over them all now, by his own admission and ambition. He summons the mighty, the furious insane. Even among the last feral hermits his invitation is passed, there’s talk of accepting. 
The eastern lands sound cruder still than this drab shadow of mighty Atmora, heaps of foreign novelty. Many slink away from the fires, the settlements, called back out by blood. The wolf pelted earth breaker is among them– they won‘t be some scrawny king‘s lap dog.
Skyrim is divvied up, and yet there is enough wilderness to swallow them whole. Where there isn’t, the less reclusive Atmorans take it back, boasting and clamouring. Little farms and homesteads, almost Nord themselves now. The fey and the woodwalkers return to their pacing, territories vast like feral beasts. Not even time will make them band together. 
The wolf roams the lands deep south beyond the pearlescent lake that even with the spring thaws does not gleam quite as bright as their glacial home. They run from the clamour and cloying until harsh mountains cut their path. For a while it is peaceful, and ever restless they endeavour to keep it thus with claws and teeth.
They have no word of their people who with conquering swords and shouts never returned from the east, but the Nords spread like a disease. One year people settle on the lake, then further deep where snaking mountain passes meet a pleasant rushing stream. The last children of Atmora wish more to run than to fight, and the wolf sheds not their pelt to scream their protests unto land and sky. Wordless, out of sight, they surrender the ground. 
The ever receding depths of the forest –crushed now by sullen hands not gleaming sheets of ice– remain a sanctuary not intruded upon, warnings of one too far line crossed written in blood and pain. Atmora’s lost children live long lives, but even they might not outlast the torrential unbroken tide of just a few trees more below the axe. 
Instead they live long enough to be found. The dun pup, hapless and toothless, anointing them with blackberry sup alike enough to blood.They let the boy name them 'Mara'. They let the boy call them 'she'. The boy speaks with hands more than words, and she learns fast like remembering a hazy half-dream, teaching him the language of beasts in trade.
The seasons slow for them, curled up on a bed of rust coloured needles in a yew grove, sharing jam and pies as rain platters overhead and the trees weep red blood. Warm summer storms pass over them unminded, turning the stone slippery and the loamy hillsides navigable, until they run cold and sleety, mist rolling down the forested mountain slopes. 
They sing at the stars and moons overhead, drifting lazily together in snow or mellowing summer heat. Around them the birds sing and the streams gurgle, and she hears the earth itself hum a contented lullaby. They roam between the village and the lake, smelling and tasting and running. He gets overwhelmed, and sometimes so does she, seeing this land through fresh eyes. 
She hunts them game, the boy perched silently on her shoulders. With him, she never hunts down the woodcutters and mushroom gatherers and intruders into her woods. She doubts he‘d mind, but her pup has to grow his own fangs before they can truly feast. He picks berries from between the brambles, staring silently as hands dart cleverly between the thorns that would cut her muzzle. They catch fish in nimble claws and marvel at the gleam of sun on scales. 
The townsfolk grow weary of them, their urge to roam a distant memory. Even she can bury her bitter longing for home now. For a while. 
One crisp spring, the boy leaves. She follows him to the edge of the mountains eternally draped in ice, where her woods break on sheer rocks. She knows he knows she’s there, an unspoken offer like all between them. Still, she dislikes the mountain, the dragon, and she will not abandon the wilderness she has carved herself in this overflowing land. He looks back once, hesitates too long, places a precious sweet before the steep incline of the mountain pass.  
He leaves. She stays. The seasons stumble on. 
Time is a vague notion, when not measured by the inexorable creep of ice. She tastes the change in the air, startled over a bloody meal. The earth sings of their approach, humming in delight at the dizzy of one and one, coarse crude notes intertwined into a simple haunting harmony. Soft vibrations of the forest floor, crunching of mud and leaf, the smell of furs and foreign lands and ferns snapping underfoot. Yet in her heart she knows. 
It is inadvisable for a child to travel alone in the deepest woods of Skyrim. But the pups have travelled far further and stranger, never alone. And they have grown up.
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liberationtransexual · 4 months
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Trans artists who music
Here's a bunch of trans people who do music Backxwash She/It Black Trans person
Precious child They/Them Bipoc Trans person
Powerderpaint Trans band one of the artists in it is Indian :3 Shonalika they/them indian disabled trans person also does youtube Envelope Generator White transperson
lando! White transperson
Eyemer White transmasc person
Jade (only soundcloud) she/her Black Trans person
q_or_s he/xe/she/they Black trans person
Olivepile (soundcloud) they/she/it
nyancrimew (soundcloud) it/its White trans meowwww mrrp
Baby Caramelle She/They Trans person
Dua Saleh they/xe Black trans person
Yves Tumor Black Transmasc person
shitty kickflips White trans woman Bobby Sanchez Indigiousness Transperson Dog Park Dissidents Queer band has trans memebers CENSORED dialogue black trans woman She/her Princess xixi wasian transwoman she/her The Muslims Black Anti Fash muslim band, one of the members is trans Tribe 8 Old queer band some of the members are trans Htmljones wasian transperson also does youtube Vulthra She/her transperson Bob the drag queen black trans person any pronouns also does dragshows DJ Re:Code Black Trans person Indigaux Black trans person they/fae/xe Iniko Black and Indigiouness trans person they/them Cortisa Star Black Transwoman Native Foreign Black Transperson Added artists by @entropygrapple :3
Rinkaku is a really cool witch-house producer - transfem
4nn4t4t is transfem
toffo/eva/severebraindamage is transfem
If you know of any more trans artists please put them in the comments and i'll add them :3
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jcmarchi · 6 months
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Unlocking mRNA’s cancer-fighting potential
New Post has been published on https://thedigitalinsider.com/unlocking-mrnas-cancer-fighting-potential/
Unlocking mRNA’s cancer-fighting potential
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What if training your immune system to attack cancer cells was as easy as training it to fight Covid-19? Many people believe the technology behind some Covid-19 vaccines, messenger RNA, holds great promise for stimulating immune responses to cancer.
But using messenger RNA, or mRNA, to get the immune system to mount a prolonged and aggressive attack on cancer cells — while leaving healthy cells alone — has been a major challenge.
The MIT spinout Strand Therapeutics is attempting to solve that problem with an advanced class of mRNA molecules that are designed to sense what type of cells they encounter in the body and to express therapeutic proteins only once they have entered diseased cells.
“It’s about finding ways to deal with the signal-to-noise ratio, the signal being expression in the target tissue and the noise being expression in the nontarget tissue,” Strand CEO Jacob Becraft PhD ’19 explains. “Our technology amplifies the signal to express more proteins for longer while at the same time effectively eliminating the mRNA’s off-target expression.”
Strand is set to begin its first clinical trial in April, which is testing a proprietary, self-replicating mRNA molecule’s ability to express immune signals directly from a tumor, eliciting the immune system to attack and kill the tumor cells directly. It’s also being tested as a possible improvement for existing treatments to a number of solid tumors.
As they work to commercialize its early innovations, Strand’s team is continuing to add capabilities to what it calls its “programmable medicines,” improving mRNA molecules’ ability to sense their environment and generate potent, targeted responses where they’re needed most.
“Self-replicating mRNA was the first thing that we pioneered when we were at MIT and in the first couple years at Strand,” Becraft says. “Now we’ve also moved into approaches like circular mRNAs, which allow each molecule of mRNA to express more of a protein for longer, potentially for weeks at a time. And the bigger our cell-type specific datasets become, the better we are at differentiating cell types, which makes these molecules so targeted we can have a higher level of safety at higher doses and create stronger treatments.”
Making mRNA smarter
Becraft got his first taste of MIT as an undergraduate at the University of Illinois when he secured a summer internship in the lab of MIT Institute Professor Bob Langer.
“That’s where I learned how lab research could be translated into spinout companies,” Becraft recalls.
The experience left enough of an impression on Becraft that he returned to MIT the next fall to earn his PhD, where he worked in the Synthetic Biology Center under professor of bioengineering and electrical engineering and computer science Ron Weiss. During that time, he collaborated with postdoc Tasuku Kitada to create genetic “switches” that could control protein expression in cells.
Becraft and Kitada realized their research could be the foundation of a company around 2017 and started spending time in the Martin Trust Center for MIT Entrepreneurship. They also received support from MIT Sandbox and eventually worked with the Technology Licensing Office to establish Strand’s early intellectual property.
“We started by asking, where is the highest unmet need that also allows us to prove out the thesis of this technology? And where will this approach have therapeutic relevance that is a quantum leap forward from what anyone else is doing?” Becraft says. “The first place we looked was oncology.”
People have been working on cancer immunotherapy, which turns a patient’s immune system against cancer cells, for decades. Scientists in the field have developed drugs that produce some remarkable results in patients with aggressive, late-stage cancers. But most next-generation cancer immunotherapies are based on recombinant (lab-made) proteins that are difficult to deliver to specific targets in the body and don’t remain active for long enough to consistently create a durable response.
More recently, companies like Moderna, whose founders also include MIT alumni, have pioneered the use of mRNAs to create proteins in cells. But to date, those mRNA molecules have not been able to change behavior based on the type of cells they enter, and don’t last for very long in the body.
“If you’re trying to engage the immune system with a tumor cell, the mRNA needs to be expressing from the tumor cell itself, and it needs to be expressing over a long period of time,” Becraft says. “Those challenges are hard to overcome with the first generation of mRNA technologies.”
Strand has developed what it calls the world’s first mRNA programming language that allows the company to specify the tissues its mRNAs express proteins in.
“We built a database that says, ‘Here are all of the different cells that the mRNA could be delivered to, and here are all of their microRNA signatures,’ and then we use computational tools and machine learning to differentiate the cells,” Becraft explains. “For instance, I need to make sure that the messenger RNA turns off when it’s in the liver cell, and I need to make sure that it turns on when it’s in a tumor cell or a T-cell.”
Strand also uses techniques like mRNA self-replication to create more durable protein expression and immune responses.
“The first versions of mRNA therapeutics, like the Covid-19 vaccines, just recapitulate how our body’s natural mRNAs work,” Becraft explains. “Natural mRNAs last for a few days, maybe less, and they express a single protein. They have no context-dependent actions. That means wherever the mRNA is delivered, it’s only going to express a molecule for a short period of time. That’s perfect for a vaccine, but it’s much more limiting when you want to create a protein that’s actually engaging in a biological process, like activating an immune response against a tumor that could take many days or weeks.”
Technology with broad potential
Strand’s first clinical trial is targeting solid tumors like melanoma and triple-negative breast cancer. The company is also actively developing mRNA therapies that could be used to treat blood cancers.
“We’ll be expanding into new areas as we continue to de-risk the translation of the science and create new technologies,” Becraft says.
Strand plans to partner with large pharmaceutical companies as well as investors to continue developing drugs. Further down the line, the founders believe future versions of its mRNA therapies could be used to treat a broad range of diseases.
“Our thesis is: amplified expression in specific, programmed target cells for long periods of time,” Becraft says. “That approach can be utilized for [immunotherapies like] CAR T-cell therapy, both in oncology and autoimmune conditions. There are also many diseases that require cell-type specific delivery and expression of proteins in treatment, everything from kidney disease to types of liver disease. We can envision our technology being used for all of that.”
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knifeeater · 2 years
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Lethe 
devil’s minion in the fray of the years | the margins are our road, they do not burn, and all the flames above them are extinguished. Dante Inferno Canto XIV
Haunted Water Spellling / Cosmic Dancer T. Rex / In My Dreams AHNOHNI / Reckoner Radiohead / Dusted Belly / The Dancer PJ Harvey / Disturbia Rihanna / Drone Bomb Me AHNOHNI / Lose My Breath my bloody valentine / Romanticist Yves Tumor / You Go To My Head Billie Holiday / Summer Wine Nancy Sinatra, Lee Hazelwood / Paradise Circus Massive Attack / Burgundy Warpaint / Gouge Away Pixies / Special K Placebo / The High Kelela / Buckets of Rain Bob Dylan / When the Sun Hits Slowdive / Lost Boy Harsher / Sugar Man Rodríguez / Fuck it I love you Lana Del Rey / Beauty School Deftones / Salt Alex G / Poison Tree Grouper / Boghz King Woman / Shamaran Sevdaliza / Solid Liquid Gas Eartheater / Die 4 You Perfume Genius / Katy Song Red House Painters / I Don't Have You In My Life Black Belt Eagle Scout / Tell Nobody Nadia Tehran / Angeles Elliot Smith / In Bad Dreams The God Machine / Here Comes the Rain Again Eurythmics / Disintegration The Cure / '74-'75 The Connells / (Don't Fear) The Reaper Blue Öyster Cult / Cities In Dust Siouxsie and the Banshees
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sanvirtheobserver · 11 days
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Taking Flight, Chapter 42: Homeward Bound
An orrery of spinning rings and lenses surround a small orb shaped prism. Within the Meme Research Club Room, SMG1 and Aybel are tinkering with their latest kit. That's when SMG1 hears the door behind them open.
SMG1: Ah, Four! Just in time. I think we've just picked up a new signature close by. We should notify-
He is shocked to see that it was not SMG4 behind him. Rather, it was a towering Soldier with bits of synthetic skin missing. The lens of his left eye stares down at the guardian before a more....... familiar face peeks out from behind him.
Tari: Hey, One.
SMG1: Um..........
Tari: Oh, don't worry. He's friendly.
SMG1: I........ Okay......
The Airship looms anchored over the school parking lot as most of the Anti Crew is doing their assigned duties. Kaizo and Melony are atop the Crow's Nest on look out, Whimpu and Belle are pouring over more maps, and SMG3 instructs Bob and Boopkins to stash their findings in the Treasure Hoard. Meggy is currently chilling out in the Rec Room with Mario, Whisk, and Uzi while Saiko just lays back in the corridor.
Whisk: Can you imagine it? That tomb must've been hidden away for thousands of years, and to think WE of all people were the first to uncover it!
Uzi: Wow. That oughta get you on the front page.
Whisk: I know, right!? I just wish I got to see that city before we left. I can't wait for Ms. Purah to take a look at these artifacts.
Uzi looks over to the BLU Scout in a blazer sitting quietly on a beanbag. He hasn't even said anything since he came aboard. Rob comes in with a tray of hot tea and hands one to him. He just slowly takes the mug and nods.
Uzi: So.......what's his deal?
Meggy: Oh, that's Damien. Tari met him while the mercs were storming the Hive's nest.
Uzi: Poor guy looks like he saw the devil.
Meggy: Yeah........... he's had a rough day. Anywho, how have you been?
Uzi: Pretty good, actually. After months of traveling and hitchhiking it's nice to have somewhere I can lay low and put my feet up.
Meggy: Lay low? You're talking like you're on the lamb.
Uzi: Well, I haven't exactly been on my best behavior since I hit the road. I've done plenty of things that are........let's go with "legally and morally questionable."
Meggy: I mean, it can't be any worse than what Mario does when you aren't looking, and I'm pretty sure he wound up on death row at some point.
Mario: BY ACCIDENT, mind you. I wanted that to be clear.
Uzi: *chuckles* Alright. If you say so.
Back in the school, SMG4 comes in and immediately notices the 8'2 supersoldier standing in the corner.
SMG4: Uh......... hi?.......
Soldine: Greetings.
Meanwhile, SMG1 is currently having a discussion with Sam as Aybel checks up on Tari's condition. Aybel notices that her energy scars had flared up again in some places.
SMG1: You said she was injected with a concentrated Aether substrate solution.
Sam: It's a miracle she's even alive. While her mechanical components likely contained most of the energy, living cells have a tendency to rapidly deteriorate and mutate due to exposure from the ambient radiation.
Tari: So in other words, I should be a walking tumor by now.
Sam: That was the *expected* outcome.
Aybel: Apart from your natural cybernetics being unnaturally durable, your cells are capable of harnessing and stabilizing large amounts of energy through an internal aetherorganic metabolic reaction. Even as old cells overload and die, new stem cells can take their place.
Tari: This is......VERY confusing.
SMG1: Just know that you are still stable, so long as you give your body time to rest.
SMG4: Um.........
SMG1: Ah, Four! Just in time.
SMG1 flicks a switch on the orrery. The rotating rings flatten out and grind to a halt. He plucks the prism from its pedestal with the upmost care.
SMG1: Our guiding star to secrets yet to be uncovered.
He places it within a specialized device before handing it to SMG4.
SMG1: This will prove useful in expanding our search efforts. It's still not entirely stable, so please do handle it with the best of care.
SMG4: Will do, One.
SMG3 peeps his head around the corner of the door.
SMG3: Let's get a move on, already! The sooner we get home, the sooner I can get back to business.
Aybel: I should get going as well. I'd rather not worry my brother any more than necessary.
Tari: You sure you don't wanna come with us, Sam?
Sam: Maybe another time. I have my own investigation to work on.
Soldine: I will also remain to ensure the Professor's safety for the time being.
And so SMG4, SMG3, Tari, and Aybel board the ship. The engines roar to life as Tari hollers over the rails.
Tari: Take care! And feel free to stop by the Showgrounds if you can!
SMG3: Make sure you swing by Three's Coffee & Bombs for our happy hour special!
Sam: I'll keep that in mind.
SMG1: Make sure you get plenty of rest before you go gallavanting again!
SMG3: Alright, Whimpu! Take us home!
The ship sails off and disappears into the horizon, leaving the two standing in the parking lot.
SMG1: Oh, I should mention. Please do let me know if you see that Dr. Heilung again. I have some concerns I'd like to address about his....... methods.
Back at the Showgrounds, we see Tari making her way straight into the Castle Guest Room and plopping down on the Casino Bed with an exhausted sigh of relief. A whole day of fighting umbral horrors from the blackest depths of the earth can be exceptionally draining. She was just getting comfortable when she notices Saiko coming in.
Saiko: Tough day, hun?
Tari: Yeah. Punching a hole in a mutant demigod will do that to you. Wish you were there to see it, though.
Saiko sits down on he bed.
Saiko: Your scars are flaring up again.
Tari places a hand on her shoulder. She can still feel a slight stinging static beneath the scarred skin.
Tari: I did a lot better, though. Not as much damage AND I didn't pass out.
Saiko: *chuckles* That's a relief. Still.........
Saiko places a hand onto Tari's shoulder.
Saiko: You shouldn't be pushing yourself like that. The last thing I want is for you to overload and.........
She trails off for a moment. Tari already got the point she was trying to get across. She gingerly holds Saiko's hand in assurance.
Saiko: Just.......... at least try to stay in one piece. Okay?
She gives Saiko that reassuring smile.
Tari: Okay.
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tkingfisher · 10 months
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The Saga of Bob! Part 7, I think!
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6
When last we checked in, Tumor-Bob had shrunk considerably!
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Apparently this is a rare but known side-effect. Figures. Weirdly, still not as annoying as the ice mittens.
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Nose hair is the unsung hero of the human body.
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Heart rate increase is ALSO a known side-effect.
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Apparently the mechanism is that the cleaner goes into your blood, blood goes immediately to your lungs, the cleaner aerosolizes there and floods your nasal passages. For me, it was like Dire Windex.
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(Mind you, the nurses probably thought it was funny.)
Tune in next time, when we finish chemo at long last!
The Final Episode is up now!
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neishroom · 8 months
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ty for the tag @pearlean 😁
💓 FAVORITE THREE SHIPS:
I don’t really consume alot of media to have favorite ships but i love Bob & Linda from bobs burgers and Craig and Tweek from south park.
🎧 LAST SONG: lovely sewer by yves tumor
🎬 LAST MOVIE: Rebecca by Alfred Hitchcock
📖 CURRENTLY READING: The Monk: A Romance by Matthew Lewis and Communion by bell hooks
🌶 CRAVING: strawberry lemonade
👯‍♀️ RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single
🪷 LAST THING I GOOGLED: I was googling the scene from the sopranos where tony calls that one kid a puerto rican wh*re 😭😭😭
💫 CURRENT OBSESSION: the color pink, having a bed time, my humidifier and working out consistently
i had sm fun doing this!! tagging my moots, u guys don’t have to do this!!
@fizzytoo @spurgees @stellarfalls @afrolatinotrait @thaplumbob @kimorasimz @softsimulation @nihilismtrcit @kyaikoo
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operafloozy · 1 year
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Beatrix Kitters
We had to say goodbye to Bea today.
Bea was a friend's coworker's ex-wife's cat. The friend's coworker was moving to Montana, didn't really want to deal with the cat, and the ex-wife had left the cat in the divorce. Plus, she sat like people.
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Her name was originally Kitters, and we changed it to Beatrix Kitters (like Beatrix Kiddo). Queen Bea, Bea bea bea, bay-bea so many Bea puns.
The first thing she did was crawl into our apartment's crawlspace and find a hole in the insulation. We called the landlord about that. But she was always very good at letting her wants be known and taking her opportunities where she could.
More pictures under the cut.
Things she liked:
Open windows
Being held like a football on the correct side of the bed so she could also stare out the window while being cuddled.
Being on my lap while I was spinning or on a call - it doesn't matter if my legs were bobbing up and down, she had to be there.
Water in the bathroom. At first we thought it was something about the water quality, but she not only discovered a love of the bathtub last year (after having access for that bathtub for six years), she also was perfectly fine with a little water dish in the bathtub.
Being pet. Extremely insistent on it, really.
Things she disliked:
Our other two cats. We tried our best to integrate, but we've had a baby gate up for six and a half years.
The vet. I know, I know, no cat likes it - but Bea? She had multiple caution stickers on her file. She got 86'd from the animal opthamologist. She rage puked, rage peed, and shat. She made her feelings known.
Gavapentin. Which we tried so many ways to give her so she'd be calmer when she went into the vet. She'd puke it out, drool it out, eat around it - she was a master near the end.
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She's had a lump on her head for a while, so we didn't think very much of it getting larger. But then she started getting more, and losing weight - turned out she had mast cell tumors and splenic cancer. We had surgery for it exactly a month ago, but she never quite got her appetite back. We called mnpets, and she got to die at home, in her cat tree, by the back window.
Have some more photos.
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dc-polls · 10 months
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"That Really Happened?!" DC Comics Tournament
The Bracket
Groupings
We had 48 entries, which does not split evenly into a geometric sequence (2, 4, 8, 16), but it does split nicely if we break it up into groups of three first. So instead of a bracket with a left and right side, we will have a three-way bracket, where the finalists from groups A, B and C will all go head to head with each other round-robin style.
Seeding
In the poll that went up yesterday, I asked for feedback on seeding preferences. Interestingly, most people voted for grouping similar content, followed closely by random. Some people favored traditional seeding, and very few wanted to see the most popular go head to head early on. Personally I'm not a fan of random since it really unbalances things, but boy would it have been easier than what I've been doing! So here's what I did for our current tournament.
I've hand paired all 48 entries to match similar ones, or ones that I felt had an interesting hook between them. Next I created three different full brackets using these initial pairings so I could compare them. One was completely hand seeded, further grouping sets of matches together. Another took all the initial pairings and put them in traditional sort order using number of notes to indicate popularity (slightly unbalanced bc posts vary in age). And for the last, I took the initial pairings and randomized them with a few manual tweaks to distribute the most popular. All three of these approaches have pros and cons, which made it a tough choice, and in the end we are going with the fully hand seeded bracket. Not every entry had an obvious match, but I hope this will make the tournament compelling!
Schedule
Since we have three arms of the bracket, expect three polls to go up every day until the round is over. Each poll will last for the full seven days. We may or may not take time between rounds. The first round starts tomorrow!
Bracket List
Ready to see the bracket? Click "Keep Reading" and view the list below, or visit the google sheet here! For fun, I've also put the brackets we didn't end up using into the sheet.
Group A
Islamophobia Run Amuck (Joker Becomes Iranian Ambassador)
Black Mask Wears…er….
The Flash Meets Fidel Castro
Superboy gets the personality of Hitler
Sexual Assault Is A Superpower, Apparently
Snowflame, The Supervillain Powered by Cocaine
Domestic Abuse Ghost Possession
Can the real pol manning please step up?
Subway Puritans
My Favorite Same-Sex Couple in DC Comics is Technically Bestiality and Metaphorically Incest
Batman gives a guy ALS
Batman's dad tries to ruin his life
The Earth-Saving Alien Dick
Mal Duncan gets punched in the dick by an Angel
Superman and Big Barda do a porno
Wet and Wild
Group B
Schrödinger's Pregnancy
Zachary Zatara Has Dead Twins
Superman's Sentient Excised Tumor with Daddy Issues
Black Manta kills Aquaman's biological son, Aquaman tries to kill his adopted son
Shvaughn/Sean
So I Married a Protean and No One Told Me
"Not Exactly Romeo": Gorilla Mommy Issues and Other Tales
Superboy Has Two Daddies
Catwoman and the Penguin Cure COVID And Run Away Together
Kon-El Got Enslaved By Furries (And It Led To Pearl Harbor 2!)
Supergirl gets romanced by her horse
This angel centaur is a genderfluid lesbian
Rock Turns Man Gay
Sentient Music Note Saves The Day With The Power of… Gay Love?
Jimmy Olsen Fucked Talia al Ghul
Superman marries Supergirl
Group C
Superboy-Prime Punches Time
3 Year Old Lian Harper Breaks Vandal Savage's Thumb
Alien Invasion and the Time-Travelling Boomerang
Baseball Game to Save Two Worlds
Submission Witheld Due to Copywrite
Lex Luthor Stole 40 Cakes (And That's Terrible)
Bob Haney Doesn't Know Who Wonder Girl Was Supposed to Be
Animal Man discovers the Fourth Wall
Green Arrow hunts humans for sport
What if Space Jam but instead of fun, it's with Batman and it's horribly depressing?
Jason Todd: Tentacle Monster (Tentatodd)
Halloween Costume… of Death!
Wally Mobius Manhattan West
Metron and Swamp Thing go for a ride
Justice League Doom Patrol Inflation Art
Hallucinagenic Party Balloons (for your own good)
As always you can find all posts related to the tournament using #dc-polls-trh
And you can view details about each entry in our Entry List
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dear-indies · 1 year
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fc masterlist updates:
fc wishlist:
Blake Patrick Anderson (?) - is queer - actor.
Alex Thomas-Smith (?) - non-binary - they/he - actor, model, instagrammer.
fat/plus size:
Ali Adel (1998) Egyptian - actor. 
Laura Adlington (?) - instagrammer.
disabled:
Alex Parra / alex1leg (2000) - instagrammer and youtuber.
updated that Gabe Adams come out as a trans woman**
black lgbt:
Alex Thomas-Smith (?) - non-binary - they/he - actor, model, instagrammer.
updated Yasmin Benoit's ethnicity**
nonb:
Diana King (1970) Afro-Jamaican / Indo-Jamaican - non-binary and lesbian - they/them/it - singer-songwriter.
Zanele Muholi (1972) Black South African - non-binary - they/them - artist and visual activist.
Honey Mahogany / Alpha Mulugeta (1983) Ethiopian - non-binary - she/they - drag artist and singer.
Thishiwe Ziqubu (1985) Zulu South African - non-binary - he/they - actor, director, and writer.
Honey Davenport / James Heath-Clark (1986) African-American - non-binary they/them - drag artist and singer.
Caldwell Tidicue / Bob the Drag Queen (1986) African-American - non-binary, pansexual and poly - he/her - drag artist, comedian, activist, musician, songwriter, and reality television personality.
IRAWNIQ (1986) Mexican / African-american - genderfluid and lesbian - she/they - singer and rapper.
Ian Isiah (1989) Afro-Trinidadian - pangender and pansexual - he/him - singer, director, and artist.
E. / MHYSHA (1990) African-American - non-binary - they/them - artist and singer.
Monét X Change / Kevin Bertin (1990) Afro-Saint Lucian - non-binary - drag artist.
Dahlia Sin / Erick Anthony (1991) Afro-Brazilian - non-binary - drag artist.
MegaGoneFree (2001) African American - non-binary and pansexual - she/they - singer-songwriter.
Megane Mercury (?) Black Spanish - non-binary - he/she/they - model and singer.
Anjimile (?) African-American - non-binary - he/they - folk musician.
Yves Tumor (?) African-American - non-binary - they/them - singer. 
Dreamcrusher (?) African-Ameirican - non-binary - they/them - singer.
Maxi Glamour (?) African-American -  non-binary - they/fae - drag artist and reality star.
Maya Finoh (?) African-American - non-binary - they/them - model. 
Squishyykins (?) Black - agender - it/its and any pronouns- Instagrammer.
Hollow Eve / Caitlin Crandall (?) African-American - non-binary - they/them - drag artist - tw for horror imagery. 
Alex Thomas-Smith (?) - non-binary - they/he - actor, model, instagrammer.
Grove (?) Black British - non-binary and queer - they/them - DJ.
updated Sonny Kiss' pronouns**
trans:
Louïz (1984) Réunionese - singer, dancer, Miss International Queen France 2020, and choreographer.
Jazell Barbie Royale (1987) African-American - model and singer.
Katlego Kai Kolanyane-Kesupile (1988) Motswana - singer, performance artist, and writer.
Kia LaBeija (1990) African-American / Filipino - artist - is HIV positive.
Backxwash / Ashanti Mutinta (1991) Zambian - rapper and producer.
Bobrisky (1992) Nigerian - internet personality and actress.
Gabe Adams-Wheatley (?) Brazilian - has Hanhart syndrome, is a wheelchair user and congenital amputee - is trans - Instagrammer.
Kelet (?) Somali - model and actress.
Kokumo (?) African-American - singer and poet.
KC Ortiz (?) African-American - artist, rapper, musician, writer, and entertainer.
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