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An Interesting view of momentum and counterbalance
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I have been subtweeted about me getting a boaner from making out. Let me be clear, I did. I did get a boaner. It felt good. To kiss my girlfriend. And maybe get a boaner.
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um. uh. uhm. uh. i. uh. me when. i. um.
#another gif i had downloaded i have no idea where its from.. sorry..#i have uh Boaner#one chance PLEASE#i need him#gerard way#mcr#my chemical romance#i need him biblically#carnally even#my dinner 🤤
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I'm going off anon to get on my hands and knees and beg you for more Kabru infodumping to Laios. Please and thank you.
this is all i have the energy for
#dungeon meshi#labru#for future reference i dont usually have time/energy for requests so apologies to anyone who sent one that i couldnt draw#i will be opening my commissions again soon tho :]#and i do wanna make more labru comics....someday.......#suggestive#for boaner#this is a Real Squid Fact btw
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adventures in tearing out the hard and optical drives from my super dusty old childhood desktop tower while trying not to be really horny about it (and failing)
also feat. an old lappy drive that also has really horny warnings on it
#not shown: bestie @durandal-1707 dying from boaner while i live texted this work#boner.exe#✦#objectum#objectophilia#technophilia#computer fucker#mechanophilia
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COME ON
#YOU THINK THIS IS SUBTLE? NOW WE ALL KNOW YOURE GAY#‘women’ stfu uli just bc You’re attracted to boysmell…#meanwhile steban is just listing things that ulixes compliments him on…#you’re really just in the room as a catalyst for them to suck each other off. *gets a boaner and passes out*#disco elysium#echo maker#steban the student communist#mazovian yaoi
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schmeebie <3
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i was going somewhere with this post but i don't remember. anyway misspelling boner is really funny
theres a lot of euphemisms for erection out there
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Would you fuck a trans man? That has a vagina
I don't know. I don't have sex any more. And even when I did, I was more a cocksucker than actually ever sticking my peepee inside of anyone. I more likely to fuck with the Value Menu variety of taco.
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just saw the new beetlejuice and it was SO GOOD i loved it sm
#the part where delores was reassembling herself.... good god my boaner#i was scared they would fuck it up but they DID it. that was beetlejuice.#i loved the modern aspects too like the hot mature man popups#i HATED jeremy at first i thought he was one of those male manipulators but he was actually kind of an awesome character#like he was actually a kid that killed his parents and broke his neck by accident during a police chase and is huge into that era of music#and pop culture bc he was actually in it. hell yeah brother#the marriage scene was fucking awesome too#i loved the way they animated the sand worm it almost looked like claymation#same with the animation of charles dying. the random animation out of nowhere was kind of jarring but its was awesome#rambles
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hey. puts you in the skirt and
WAUGH..... i guess i can count as a twink for put that twink in skirt and crop top that shows tits and jack him off in public wednesday... i can be a worthy sacrifice. is it ok if im really embarrassed and whining so loud and squirming the whole time sorry its my first day
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hmm, i need to mention textiles in my erotic fic. a line or two at most. better do a little research. just a little. i'll simply take a look at wikipedia and get on with my writing <- statements made by a fool about to download multiple books, do some heavy reading, & examine anything remotely related to the subject of textiles in the meiji era
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#i never watch the availabilities ever because it's the same stuff but wrow....#he looks v iron deficient but i'm still turned on#i have a boaner as rick would say
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clasps my hands behind my back and looks out a window thoughtfully
#i do think T is working i can see myself sucking and fucking#im still demiace as hell tho it wont work unless we are friends and comfortable w each other#but mannn. i wanna top someone. but bossed around while topping. idk im a service top#unrelated i should add wank and tell to my smut fics#i know i just said im demiace but its hot to know someone read my fic and got a boaner#nsft
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Fear and Hunger is like if all those Resident Evil nude mods were canon
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compiling notes for time loop fic and it would make me cry to write this man
#plus no smut so like. meh#if someone doesn’t have a boaner every other paragraph is it really worth writing#sure. but it won’t keep me interested lol#ben.txt#writing tag
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