#boaner

[only-shooting-star-blog]

I have been subtweeted about me getting a boaner from making out. Let me be clear, I did. I did get a boaner. It felt good. To kiss my girlfriend. And maybe get a boaner.

[absolutelyzoned]

um. uh. uhm. uh. i. uh. me when. i. um.

[undasura]

Also it’s very affirming to see people saying ur dog girl is hot bc I am also a big buff butch trans-fem with shoulders

design choices in my ocs are driven by my own tastes in girls so hehe. there are many fans of handsome-style women rest assured...

[milkymolle]

I'm going off anon to get on my hands and knees and beg you for more Kabru infodumping to Laios. Please and thank you.

this is all i have the energy for

[ai-pussy]

adventures in tearing out the hard and optical drives from my super dusty old childhood desktop tower while trying not to be really horny about it (and failing)

also feat. an old lappy drive that also has really horny warnings on it

[sifloopboning]

ik loops naked and we dont see any hog but i do think there's a good argument for a cloaca situation. and yes i do think itd be HILARIOUS if they themselves didnt know until they got a Genital Jumpscare

[thatgarden]

Just watched the episode where Mizu demolishes his husband in a fight and that dude is a COWARD. If he had done that to me I would've kissed first.

[strang3lov3]

genuinely wonder what it's like to have a dick and how it feels to jerk off is it just me?

Definitely not just you. If I had a cock, you guys would never see me again because I’d be very preoccupied with cranking my hog. I would love to know the sensation of jerking off my own penis but also just ya know, having that external genitalia hanging between my legs. I think I’d have back problems cuz of how massive my schlong would be though, cause I’d have to sling that fuckin’ thing over my shoulder or else I’d be a danger to myself. One misstep and I’m tripping over it and ending up in the ER getting 69 stitches across my forehead. And I’d be up to no good in such a way with my meat that there’d be a public announcement of my sterilization, I’ll tell you that much. Like an alley cat. Meeeeeow 🐾😼

I’m happy with my own equipment, though. I think us pussy-havers get the better end of the deal when it comes to orgasms and stuff, right? Don’t they tend to be more intense and last longer? Idk. Mine generally fuck. And sex toys for vulvas and vaginas are also pretty fun and creative. I wouldn’t trade my ability to get off with my cute spooky little ghost-shaped clit sucker for the world. It’s one of the sweetest little treats. Like a biiiig fountain Dr. Pepper with the good ice from the gas station.

[bugprinz]

schmeebie <3

[wigmonster]

i was going somewhere with this post but i don't remember. anyway misspelling boner is really funny

theres a lot of euphemisms for erection out there

[theehorsepusssy]

Would you fuck a trans man? That has a vagina

I don't know. I don't have sex any more. And even when I did, I was more a cocksucker than actually ever sticking my peepee inside of anyone. I more likely to fuck with the Value Menu variety of taco.

[fleshdyk3]

just saw the new beetlejuice and it was SO GOOD i loved it sm

[dandunn]

Episode 1112 reaction liveblog

[stygiomedusae]

got kitty cat high and stayed up too late playing with numbers on the computer 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[boydotjpg]

hey. puts you in the skirt and

WAUGH..... i guess i can count as a twink for put that twink in skirt and crop top that shows tits and jack him off in public wednesday... i can be a worthy sacrifice. is it ok if im really embarrassed and whining so loud and squirming the whole time sorry its my first day

[pippersmcgee]

hmm, i need to mention textiles in my erotic fic. a line or two at most. better do a little research. just a little. i'll simply take a look at wikipedia and get on with my writing <- statements made by a fool about to download multiple books, do some heavy reading, & examine anything remotely related to the subject of textiles in the meiji era