#bo burnham reader

[american-horror-whore]

whatever doja cat said about noses

[lucky-joyous]

Can we just give Emerald Fennell all the money so she can keep creating mind fucking masterpieces ?

[foreverchangingmind]

Why does john in thunderbolts look like bo burnham

[rhaenyrathecruell]

Ewan Mitchell and bo burnham are the same person but different fonts

[storiesforallfandoms]

look at me ~ bo burnham

word count: 2323

request?: yes!

“so you already know that inside: the outtakes has gotten so many people back into their bo thing. me included. sooooo i was thinking, he’s a big guy, ya know👀 so my lil brain was doin some thinkin (not at all while horny) and it came up with this: bo fucking you in front of a mirror!! he’s holding you up, fucking you from behind, saying things like ‘look at how much of a pretty little whore you are for my cock’. just, please please please do your thing and make this something great🥹”

description: after a long day of filming his special, he finds himself pent up and wanting to release his aggressive sexual energy, so he decides to take his girlfriend in the first place he finds her: in the bathroom in front of the mirror

pairing: bo burnham x female!reader

warnings: swearing, smut

masterlist (one, two, three)

Bo had a lot of feelings surrounding the filming of his quarantine special. At first he was upset over having to cancel his plans of returning to live performances, but then the idea of filming, editing, directing, lighting, etc., his own special seemed exciting. And getting back into writing comedy felt almost therapeutic. The longer quarantine went on, though, the more his mental health struggled. He was enjoying creating, but he hated that this was how he had to create. And he hated how much he struggled to make everything perfect.

But more than anything, he was unbearably horny. To a point where he was writing extremely horny bits into the special.

It was his own doing really. Bo would spend every day - from the moment he woke up to the moment he fell asleep - working on the special. Most nights, that was late enough that his girlfriend, (Y/N), would be fast asleep. Other nights, he felt too mentally exhausted to try and initiate sex.

He felt guilty for the quality time he was losing with her by working all day, but (Y/N) was incredibly supportive. She would check on him every day to make sure he was doing okay, occasionally bringing him food so he would eat. She’d get him to take little break every now and then before going back to long hours of working on the special. Bo felt extremely grateful to have her in his life. But man, did he ever miss being intimate with her.

He was sat in this guest house one evening, editing his most recent bit, which was a song about sexting. His mind was on (Y/N) as his own voice played through the speakers. He thought about how badly he wanted to hold her, feel her body against his, her warm walls around him. His horniness was definitely trickling into his work and it was something he needed to fix soon or else he felt like he might explode.

Bo stood and looked out the window that faced towards his house. He could see a light on in the room that belonged to him and (Y/N), signaling that she was still awake. He quickly rushed out of his guest house, leaving the unedited song running.

(Y/N) was in the ensuite bathroom getting ready for bed. She had peaked out to the guest house to check on Bo. The lights were off besides a dull blue light that she assumed was Bo editing another bit. She had sighed to herself before going to the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face. As proud as she was of Bo for working on this special all on his own, she really did miss getting to spend time with him. Their bed felt too empty without him.

She was leaned over the sink, washing her face, when she suddenly felt two arms wrap around her. She let out a yelp and stood up quickly to see Bo’s towering figure behind her in the mirror. He buried his head in the crook of her neck, lightly kissing the area, causing her heart to flutter for a different reason.

“Hey,” she said. “You finished up early tonight.”

“I can’t standing being away from you anymore,” he responded. “It’s getting too hard to not have you in my arms.”

“That’s not the only thing that’s hard,” she teased.

Bo chuckled and grinded his hard, clothed dick against her. “You got me there.”

He continued to kiss her neck as he pressed himself against her. She lulled her head to the side, giving him more access to her neck. She closed her eyes and sighed. His hands moved from around her waist, one going upwards to cup one of her breasts and the other moving down between her legs. Her breath hitched as he teased the waistband of her pajama pants.

“Is this okay?” he asked, his hot breath fanning over her ear in a way that sent a shiver down her spine. She nodded in response. “I need to hear you say it, baby.”

“Yes,” she breathed. “Yes, please Bo.”

Bo grinned and nibbled on her ear as his hand dipped under her waistband. He ran a finger through her folds, teasing her clit with a feather-light touch.

“You’re already so wet,” he whispered. “Desperate for me to you, baby?”

“Yes,” (Y/N) whimpered. “I’ve missed your touch so much.”

“I’ve missed touching you. You don’t understand how much I’ve missed having you. I think about being inside of you practically every waking moment, and when I’m sleeping too.”

She moaned as he finally applied pressure to her clit. He rubbed slow circles into the bundle of nerves as he continued to kiss over her neck. He nipped at the sensitive skin, leaving red marks in his wake that he really hoped would turn into hickies. There was something so hot to him about marking (Y/N) in a way that other people would see and know she was his. He slipped his hand under her shirt to cup and knead at her breasts, one at a time, making her nipples pop out underneath his fingers.

(Y/N) was a moaning mess; putty in Bo’s hands. He was essentially holding her up at that point as she was leaning back against him, her legs wobbling to a point where she wasn’t sure she could stay up much longer.

“Are you close already?” Bo asked. “I can feel you trembling.”

“I-I’m s-so close,” she said.

“Open your eyes, baby. I want you to look at me while you cum.”

She pried her eyes open to look into the mirror. Bo’s eyes were staring back at her, dark with lust. It was hard to keep them open as her orgasm washed over her. Her legs just about gave out from under her as she cried out. Bo held her, smirking to himself as she trembled in his arms. He whispered praises into her ear as she came down from her high.

“I need you,” he whispered. “Right here, baby, please.”

“The bed is just a few steps away,” she teased.

“I can’t wait. I’m a slight breeze away from cumming in my pants.”

She giggled and turned her head to kiss him. She reached back to run her hands through his long hair. At first, she wasn’t a fan of the idea of Bo growing out his hair and facial hair, but now, with his beard leaving a tickling sensation in its wake and his long hair giving her something to hold on to, she suddenly loved it.

Bo broke away from the kiss to shove (Y/N) down over the bathroom counter. He pulled her pants and underwear down around her ankles, helping her to step out of them and kicking them off to the side. He let his own pants fall to the floor as well, his hard dick springing free from his pants. He took it in one hand and ran it through (Y/N)’s drenched folds, collecting her slick to use as his own lube. (Y/N) bit down on her lip as she whimpered, but couldn’t contain her moans once Bo pushed the head of his dick against her entrance. He easily slid his cock into her, slowly moving inwards until he was buried at the hilt inside of her. He dropped his head against her back, groaning at the sensation. It was a feeling he had been longing for, and now that he had it he was afraid he wouldn’t be able to last.

He slowly pulled himself out halfway before slowly thrusting back into her again. The head of his dick so easily nudged her g-spot that it made her already shaky legs even more wobbly every time he thrust inwards. She held on to the counter, digging her nails into it with such a grip that she thought she was going to break the counter.

Bo kissed over (Y/N)’s neck and what he could reach of her face again. “Can I start fucking you, princess?”

She nodded, unable to speak. Bo took that as enough of an answer for him this time and started thrusting into her at a quicker speed. He held on to her hips as he slammed into her, the sound of their skin slapping together filling the room. (Y/N)’s mind went blank, the only thing she could think of being Bo, Bo, Bo! She cried out his name, a sound more beautiful than any song Bo had ever heard.

“I might not last long,” he told her. “Do you think you can give me one more before I shoot this hot load inside you, baby?”

“Yes!” she cried. “Yes, yes, yes.”

It became a chant, like that was the only word she knew.

Bo smiled and put his hand around her throat, pulling her up so that she was flush against his chest. He continued thrusting at his brutal pace while reaching his other hand between her legs to rub her clit again.

“Look at how much of a pretty little whore you are for my cock,” he said. “God, you look so fucking hot, falling apart for me like this.”

Her eyes were rolling in the back of her head, which clearly was not what Bo wanted. He squeezed her throat slightly, just enough to block her airways and make her lightheaded.

“I said look at me,” he growled into her ear. She opened her eyes and looked into the mirror. He smiled at her. “Good girl. Look how fucking good you look, all cock drunk for me like this.”

Her eyes were hooded, threatening to close again, and her mouth was in a permanent “O” shape as her body bounced with every thrust. Bo looked like a man on a mission, watching her face intently as he rubbed ruthlessly at her clit and thrusted hard into her. He took his bottom lip between his teeth, a sight which just drove her further over the edge.

She didn’t have to tell him this time that she was close. Actually, she didn’t even have time to tell him. Her second orgasm hit her quickly and intensely. Her vision clouded for a moment and her entire body felt heavy. Bo wrapped an arm around her lower stomach, keeping her up for his last few thrusts before he also hit his own climax. He buried his head in her neck again, muffled groans tumbling from his lips as he gave a few more shallow thrusts.

They were both panting and sticky with sweat once they finally started coming down from their highs. Bo was reluctant to pull out, but he could feel himself becoming soft and slipping from between her legs. (Y/N) gasped as she felt the hot trail of cum running down her legs.

“Let me clean you up so you can finally lay down,” Bo said.

He reached past her to grab the face cloth she had been using early and ran warm water over it again. Turned her so she was facing him and knelt down in front of her to wipe her legs and between them. He planted a kiss on both of her inner thighs, causing her to twitch a little from overstimulation. When he stood again, he discarded the cloth onto the floor and took (Y/N) into his arms. She giggled and wrapped her arms around his neck as he carried her to bed.

He laid her down first before crawling into bed next to her. He took her into his arms, reveling in the feeling of her warm body against his. It had been so long since they had been able to fall asleep together. He rarely tried to cuddle her when he came into bed after she had fallen asleep in fear that he would wake her.

“Are you done working for the night then?” (Y/N) asked, her voice soft and sheepish.

“Definitely,” he decided. “This takes so much more precipitant than working on that stupid special.”

“Hey, it’s not stupid. I think it’s going to be really good.”

Bo chuckled and kissed the top of her head. “You haven’t even seen any of it.”

“I saw that one that was a parody of Drake’s music.”

“Eh, I’m thinking of cutting that one. I don’t even like it all that much.”

“Don’t do that! It’s my favorite one!”

He squeezed her slightly and kissed her again. “Okay, no promises, but I’ll try my best to put it in.”

“Thank you.”

They laid in silence for a while. It was quite comforting. Bo never wanted to leave the bed. He just wanted to hold (Y/N) and lay here in the dark and silence.

“I miss this,” (Y/N) whispered into the silence.

Bo sighed. “Me too. I promise I’ll try not to work too late so that we can have these moments more often. And I promise I’ll try to finish the special soon so that I’m not working on it at all anymore.”

“You don’t have to finish it soon if you don’t feel it’s ready, but I would prefer it if you were here in bed with me when I fell asleep at night. It’s not the same to fall asleep in a lonely bed all by myself.”

“I promise. Now get some sleep. I can tell you’re fighting off the unconsciousness.”

(Y/N) shook her head and smiled to herself. Of course he was right, she felt exhausted now after their bathroom activities. Being curled in his warm embrace didn’t help that matter either. She settled herself next to him and closed her eyes, letting the sleep take hold of her. Bo wasn’t too far behind, placing one last kiss on the top of her head before closing his eyes and letting himself drift off to sleep.

[forgetmenotnympho]

babe u can nawwwt tease me with those pinboard sneak peeks... i need comic pat so bad its not even funny anymore. thinking abt him making a nw joke every night abt ur and his sex lives and then dramatically winking. if its being livestreamed the camera will pan and zoom on u. omfg. Need dat

hi charlie... i realized I kinda read ur ask wrong please don't get me ily king

save me comic!pat ur such an asshole !!! i actually wasn't gonna post this im insecure abt my writing rn but i love writing so i can't stop

patrick sauntered casually around the stage, twirling the microphone wire around his finger like a little girl from the 60s on the phone talking about the boy she had a crush on. I mean, if you really think about it, Patrick wasn't too different from that. 

“okay so,” he looked out into the audience, looking over the people for a second. “who here is in a relationship? okay okay, raise your hands,” he himself raised his hand to mirror the people and he grinned as over a dozen hands were raised. jeeze, how many people were out there? 

“wow that's so cute, okay you can put your hands down,” patrick dropped his hand, allowing his palm to hit his thigh before slowly crouching down on his platform. “Okay so. you guys might not believe this, but i have a partner at home- i know, surprising, right?” he crossed his legs as if he were truly a teenage girl, and leaned forward slightly as if you couldn't hear him with the microphone. he made sure to put a little extra emphasis on the title ‘partner’ to get some point across.

“so.. yeah,” he shrugged his shoulders lazily “we started dating pretty recently, maybe like I dunno.. five minutes ago?” 

he cared about some things. like your safety and your privacy. that's why you weren't there tonight to see his show. you were at his place, taking notes for class and listening to his jokes on a separate tab on your laptop. you were mostly lost in your assignment and the sound of laughter and applause as the words he was saying slowly floated to your ears. huh. 

“Oh God no,” you looked up immediately clicking through the different tabs until you caught sight of his lanky figure and messily styled dark hair. that's why he didn't tell you what tonight's set was. it was about you.

on your screen you watched as Patrick scrambled to his feet, not being mindful of the wires so he tripped. he stumbled and chuckled as he caught himself on the stool that housed his plastic water bottle. you couldn't tell if it was a part of the act, but everyone laughed anyway. 

Patrick was dramatically bent over the stool, his back arched with a suggestive grip on his mic… how else are you supposed to hold the damn thing? “I'm not really a sexual guy.” a false statement that was completely contradicted by half of every performance he's ever done. “but my partner,” his voice trailed off as he glanced over at a visible camera, a wide grin pulling at his lips after he let out a soft moan. “God, I don't know how they do it,” 

“okay, crazy question. who likes getting pegged?” he lowered his head as he stood up straight, putting on a shy posture as he raised his hand, keeping it low, by his chest as maybe only a couple of others raised theirs. “hah!” he jumped out of his timid façade and pointed an accusatory finger into the crowd. “Oooh you guys are fucking freaks.” Patrick shook his head, running his fingers through his hair. “nono seriously, I've never even had sex.” he waved his hand dismissively, keeping his tone flat and unreadable before looking over his shoulder and winking rather comically. 

you couldn't even believe the overly visible fuzzy pink handcuffs that dangled out of his jeans pockets. he had yet to comment on them. your brows furrowed as you watched him sign the cross and nod vigorously to assure the people of his innocence.

patrick does like pegging.

[egotisticaleverything]

High school Party

Bo Burnham x reader

A/N: this has been rotting in my draft for centuries so not requested just needed to finish this and cure my writers block for good !!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, Bo being unreasonably mean, reader is a down bad loser, almost fucking to prove a point

“Hey-Uh Bo?” I tap the tall boys shoulder, trying to get his attention in the crowded living room we’re standing in, “I wanted to ask if I could have your number- so we could like hand out some time?”

“What?” He says after turning around

“I said could I have your number-“

“I heard you fuck face I’m just not falling for the same song and dance again” he scoffs, taking a sip from his cup.

“What do you mean-“ I sputter out

“I know Chrissy sent you over here to fuck with me alright?” He shrugs “hey hot popular conventionally attractive friend of mine, go over and ask out the weird skinny kid.” He mocks her in a high pitched voice.

“What- no I just want your number asshole the fuck?” I scowl at him stepping back, phone in my left hand, beer in my right.

“Fine whatever. I’ll put my number in your phone. Just shut up.” He grabs my phone.

“Thanks, geez for an apparent ‘nerd’ you sure are a dickhead” I roll my eyes, looking down at my beer.

“Here.” He almost chucks the phone back at me “you win your little dare, pass go to collect 200” he walks away unphased.

“Bo- wait” I grab his arm “could we like maybe hang out some time..?” I manage to crack a slight smile as if my heart isn’t racing

“God you’re a good actress” he turns his head towards me “fine. Lunch. Tomorrow. Text me your address.” He pulls his arm away.

I look down at my phone to see the contact name he’s given himself “Truth or dare”, thought he’d be more original.

Me: I’m not Jk wit u I actly like u dmbas :/

TorD: ok def selling it 2 hard

Me: fuk u

TorD: shut up ur drnk

Me: I wish I wernt so cute cuz if u wernt id kill u

TorD: get sober then u can smd :P jkkkk

Me: u still at da party

TorD: obvi dmbas

Me: meet u upstairs in 10

TorD: no u wont

Me: yes I will

TorD: fine im redy for ur prank or wtver

Me: u still think im jk lol XD

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I walk into the room to see Bo sat on the bed “Surprised to see me here?” He jokes “I made sure to scope out the whole room for whatever you’re planning.”

“I’m not planning anything- what is wrong with you?” I am starting to get annoyed at this point,

“Yeah sure whatever-“ I cut him off by pulling him into a kiss, grabbing the collar of his shirt as I straddle his hips on the bed. I slowly bring my left hand up behind his head, pulling him closer to deepen the kiss as he groans. “You’re a good fucken actor.”

“I-… am not-… acting-…” I say between kisses as I lower Bo onto the bed, “you fucking brat.” I heave,

“God you’re something alright…” Bo attempts to catch his breath

“You’re lucky I take birth control” I say as I start undoing my jeans,

“Holy fuck you’re serious about this…” he looks up red faced

“You’re finally catching on, great work.” I scoff “Now what do you want me to do to you?” I giggle, trailing a hand down his chest.

“I-uhm wow” his cocky demeanour has completely disappeared, replaced with a flustered mess of a man who’s almost melting below me.

“What do you want me to do to you?” I ask him firmer this time as I throw my shirt across the room.

“I-oh wow uhm I-I’ve never gotten this far” he stutters and stumbles as i straddle him in nothing but my underwear and bra,

“I can tell.” I cross my arms “now use your big boy words and tell me what you want me to do to you.”

“I mean I really do-I’m not sure I-“

“Just say it”

“What”

“The first thing that comes to your mind”

“I-uh- fuck- I’m sorry” he facepalms, the crimson of his face barley peaking out.

“What-Bo?” I pull his hands away from his face, genuinely concerned.

“Why are you of all people into me?” He looks away,

“I-what do you mean?” I ask genuinely confused, what does he mean ‘me of all people’.

“You’re friends with Chrissy and Grace and all those other really pretty girls-“ he starts rambling “fuck you’re gorgeous, I-I mean that’s the reason I was so defensive…” his eyes drifted towards me, as he obviously tried to not look at my body.

“Bo… why do you think I stare at you every day in chemistry-?” I ask now just as red faced as the man below me “why do you think I spend so much time around the drama club when crew aren’t even needed-“

“What-?”

“Ever since freshman year- Bo I’ve been in love with yo-“ I’m suddenly cut off by a kiss, as he sits up, one of Bo’s hands finds its place on the back of my neck, the other places itself on my lower back.

“I’m- I don’t think I want to rush into this…” he sighs “I think you’re really pretty and fun to be around but I don’t want to take things too fast-“

“Thank god-sorry but I like you too much to just fuck you and prove a point.” I laugh sitting up “so… are you free next Friday after drama club?”

[boh0zesperssoz]

A=After care (what they're like after sex)

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Since Bo is more of a Sub he would probably be more cuddly with you, like little spoon or smt but he obviously doesn't mind being big spoon, Also loves kisses. Like he would just kiss you and praise you for letting him be so good for you.

B=Body part (they're favourite body part of theirs and also their partners)

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Tits.... Just loves them the way they bounce and jiggle everytime you ride him, and also Bo has a thing for your hands Aswell. He will just let you pump his cock or hold your hand while you peg him, you love his mouth just the he fucks you with it any hole

C= Cum (anything to do with Cum basically)

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Loves to cum Inside of you like if he had the chance to do it everyday then it will happen. If you have kids then he'll just make more with you, and beg you to let him cum in you.

D=Dirty secret ( Dirty secret of theirs)

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Loves to fuck you in the car park just before the school bell rings to pick up your kids, yes he is that freaky. That's why he got tinted windows on the car so you can just use him and fuck him in the backseat.

E=Expirence (how experienced are they do they? Do they know what they're doing?)

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Since you guys have been doing it since 2007 yes he is experienced and definitely knows what he is doing.

F=Favourite position (this goes without saying)

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Cowgirl, 69, Anything that basically makes you in control. He likes to get

Praised and used for you, he Especially loves it when you get to see him in the most sluttiest thingshappen to him like when his eyes roll back in pleasure or has to be quiet because the kids might be sleeping and if he doesn't quiet down he gets spanked.

G=Goofy (Are they most serious in the moment? Are they humorous?, Ect.)

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Since it's Bo..... Definitely would crack some anal Jokes here and there if your pegging him but he would be serious if you wanted to.

H=Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Ect.)

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Definitely groomed, But after Inside he was too tired mentally to look

After himself in inside. So after that 15 months of no sex he would be really hairy down there, you liked it for a few months until he trimmed it

But you kinda missed unkept messy Bo.

I= Intimacy ( How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

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If you two are too lazy for anything spicy you guys will just do a quick missanory and that's when Bo's intimacy goes crazy he will be gentle, sweet, Romantic you name it. But on other nights he will still be a bit Intimate praising you complimenting you if your riding him.

J=Jack off (Masterbaution headcanon)

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If your too busy or pregnant and tired he would just Jerk off in the shower. But on the other hand if he's away you would send him some pics to help his needs, Especially in Inside if that night he's going to bed and he is horny he would just get titty pics of you and jerk off until he cums. But most of the time you and him just fuck.

K=Kink (one or more of their Kinks)

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Breeding kink... He would just fill you up again and again he loved seeing you sollwen and big full of his baby, also has a degrading kink he loves it when you call him a "useless slut" or "manwhore"

L=Location (Favourite places to do the do)

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You guys have done it in the bath, Shower, Outside, in the guesthouse, The pool, the trampoline, The car, Basically anywhere if you two are alone but since his tall enough to carry you, he would just carry you to where he wants to do it and you will fuck his brains out.

M=Motivation (what turns them on Or gets them going?)

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Could be a lot of things, You both had a big day, Stressedfrom your kids or just horny, so he will just come up to you and hump your leg and beg you to use him because he was frustrated that he didn't have his special time with you because he was too busy helping you with chores.

N=No (something they wouldn't do, Turn offs)

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Doesn't like anything sharp or stuff that would draw blood, Bo is a gentle soul and he trust you with him being submissive and he wouldn't want to hurt you too.

O=Oral (preferences in giving or receiving, Skills, Ect.)

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Loves eating you out Bo uses his tongue so perfect on you especially when you use his head like grab his hair and shove him in the place you want. But the man loves receiving aswell he loves it when your gagging down his shaft and you don't let him touch your hair or your face you just do your work on him.

P=Pace (are they fast and rough?, slow and sensual? Ect.)

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When Bo takes the lead for once, he's slow and sensual would worship your body, Praise you, be gentle as a giant but he loves it when you go rough on him like he is obsessed when you fuck him so hard his literally crying and begging for more.

Q=Quickie (their opinions on quickies?, how often?, Ect.)

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Since you guys have kids, Work or people coming over, the Grammys you both would quickly scurrie to the bath room and give suck Bo's cock since you both are busy people.

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R=Risk (are they a game to experiment?, do they take risks? Ect?)

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Oh definitely Bo loves public sex well not public public but when you drag him toilets, like one time you both had sex on a MacDonalds bathroom counter when you were like in your early 20s. So yea he doesn't mind public sex or risks

S=Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

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Now mostly 20 minutes tops and 2 rounds, now he has grown with his stamina. When you both got together you both took each other's virginitiys and Bo could only get 5-11 thrusts in before cumming so he has come a long way.

T=Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner? or themselves?)

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You use a strap on on him, he loves to get pegged by you. And handcuffs you will use them on him if he's being bad, but most of the time it's just the strap on you use and he fucking loves it.

U=Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

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Bo barely teases it's you your the BIG tease on him you'll make him edge and wait for 20 minutes. But you just love it when he whines and begs for you, to be fair he loves it Aswell when you tease his cock slap or pinch his nipples.

V=Volume (how loud they are?, what sounds they make?, ect,)

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Since you have a house full of children, Bo is normally quiet but if he isn't you spank him, But on some occasions if Bo's parents look after them for a few days Bo is as loud as he wants he will be begging screaming your name over and over most likely the neighbours can hear you two but oh well as long as Bos happy your happy.

W=Wildcard (a random headcanon for the character)

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Bo loves be naughty for you like really naughty to the point he's breaking your rules. So you have to teach him a lesson and he Loves it, he loves it when you spank him get so mean to him fucking loves it.

X=X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

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Since Bo's 6'5 I honestly that it's 7 inches and really I mean have you seen when he wears underwear.... And also I think he's Circumsized because he did reference it in his song my little secret.

Y=Yearning ( how high is their sex drive?)

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Very high, like to the point one time you had sex everyday for a month...

Z=Zzz ( how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

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Bo will only fall asleep if your going to sleep but if he has one of those tiring nights he will fall asleep straight away but most of the time he will probably rest up against your neck and snuggle with you and talk while you massage his scalpe.

Let me know if you want more of this!

[takeoffyourbrasandburnhamao3]

Keeping this account mostly as an archive…I probably won’t use it much anymore. Claimed all my fics on my main ao3 (links still work). If Bo is retiring…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now the show is done…I hope you’re happy ❤️

[willsdreamgirl]

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hi, i’m anna! i’m 18, and i use she/her pronouns!welcome to my blog! i write for skrunkly internet boys! this is an 18+ nsfw account, if you have a blank blog or if your age isn’t visible on your blog, you will be blocked. minors dni!!

who i write for!

(the ones in bold are my current fixations)

- jacob elordi

- josh o’connor (patrick zweig)

- chuckle sandwich (ted, schlatt, charlie)

- cillian murphy (j. robert oppenheimer, neil lewis, tommy shelby, jackson rippner, raymond leon, darren/pig, robert fischer, any and all cillian characters basically)

- bo burnham

- f1 (max verstappen, sebastian vettel, daniel ricciardo)

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trying to conjure up a nickname for robert that doesn’t sound dumb is so difficult

[beoljibentertainment]

𝙃𝙄𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙎

HER LAST APPEARANCE (2016.07.23)

her 3rd mini album was released in March 2016, after Super Junior's 10th anniversary tour 

see more about the album HERE 

after touring Asia, visiting Japan, China, Taiwan, Thailand and Singapore, between March and July

the last concert was in Korea 

a fancon 

and she didn't say it would be the last fancon before going on hiatus

simply that it would be the last of the season

and, oddly enough, the news remained a secret 

she sang some famous Super Junior songs

some of her own 

all the songs from the 3rd mini album 

and, while interacting with the fans, she made a lot of jokes

people were laughing a lot

then, suddenly, she sang the last song 

to close the show 

it wasn't a song the audience knew

she began in a comedic tone, playing with the voice modulator and making jokes about events in the entertainment industry 

she used funny metaphors to talk about real problems she has 

about having had panic attacks the last few times she performed 

and anxiety attacks at the thought of singing or going into a studio 

she said “The truth is, my biggest problem is you” because she wanted her fans to always get the best, but she wanted to be able to do the things that she likes

she was afraid of the company, of being attacked again, of being humiliated by the media and she loves her fans but hates them at the same time and...

it was all too much 

tears appeared on her face and she cried a little on stage, before continuing the song 

staffs asked if she wanted to stop performing but she didn’t 

she didn’t care if she looked ugly crying or if the make up was going to fade away

“look at them, they're just staring at me. Like, come and watch the fat whore with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as she attempts to give you what she cannot give herself”

some fans praised her courage for bringing up the subject and being so honest

haters said that she didn't have a hard job to be sad like that, that there was nothing to empathize with 

that if she couldn't handle it, she should retire, there were better and prettier aidols

she didn't see any of these comments as she deleted all her social media the next morning 

her contract with SM expired in August and was not renewed 

she didn't sign with any other company and didn't make any public appearances until 2019 

WHAT DID SHE DO WHILE ON HIATUS?

turned into a gallery curator in 2017, because she liked art and couldn’t just live in a sabbatical year forever

she doesn't like sitting around doing nothing

my girl is too creative and art inspired for that

friends and other artists knew what she was doing and which gallery it was, but the public didn't 

even dispatch and other media chose to keep this private

she read a lot… and i mean A LOT 

different types of books but she really took a liking to phylosophers, anthropologists and classical theorists from different types 

Super Junior members couldn’t believe this

wasn’t she the girl who almost didn’t graduate from high school because she used to skip class just to train? 

really a turn of events 

she started college again in 2019, finally graduating in Anthropology with plus degree in Linguistics in 2023 

and, in the meantime, people took time to understnand her album and they agreed that they would never find someone like her — as stated in her song 

so fans asked her to come back 

not in a “I want a comeback” way 

but in a much more mature fandom that realized they needed to grew as people

they discussed so much in the forums 

and even people who wrote articles about her realized how they needed to be different 

college had given her much more creativity and world perspective

one of the reasons she got back from the hiatus

and the ELFs, oh, she has always been very grateful to them

it was only because of them that she could really sing in the group

so she decided to come back in the end of 2019

[avacadabruh]

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Guys I wrote my first X reader on my other acc

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cw - eating disorder, mentions of dissociation, mentions of suicidal thoughts, etc.?

hi everyone. i js wanna come on and say that I am struggling so much. and no im not saying this to get attention or condolences I just thought i should address why I havent been active as of late. a lot has gone on to the point i cant eat or sleep. every movement is so painful and idk how much longer I can hang on. please know it is none of your faults I am just in a place of dismal and my depression has slapped me in the face so hard that I've began dissociating again. I am trying to forget everything that's happened but it's too much. all I will say is that police WILL be involved as soon as I can go to them. im so so sorry for the lack of posts I am just not in the best space to do so. pls pls understand I haven't left any fandoms and that once I am back to an appropriate health I will try to post. y'all actually mean the world to me so js know im not going anywhere. at least I hope not. enjoy the 4th if you celebrate and if you dont, enjoy today anyways. it doesn't take much for someone to ruin your day and even your year. yall r so much more than what u think. ive asked my mom to put me back in therapy because this has taken a HUGE toll on me and I will ask to be admitted into the hospital (not mental, just a regular one), so i can try to find a way to get better. ich liebe dich❤

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alastor is hot

pls reach out to me my name is Rayne and I'm obsessed with alastor x lucifer fanfics and bo burnham so basically hot guys... help im slowly turning straight but for now I'm bisexual I know im a W