#blutz

[elf-kid2]

So. Crack AU for Helluva Boss!

-Pre-Show(ish). I.M.P are doing Assassin Stuff in Hell, Moxxie & Millie are newlyweds, and Blitz is trying to think of creative ways to improve business and make them stand out from other groups providing similar services.

-Prince Stolas is getting a Divorce! Because it's Hell, and he is Royalty, there are some Bullshit Magic Rules to follow: In order to get his preferred Custody & Division of Assets, etc, he's going to have to go through 7 UNIQUE TRIALS, each one devised by one of the 7 DEADLY SINS!

-(The 7 Trials is one of the reasons Goetia hardly ever get divorced.)

-Asmodeus, who's for a lot on his plate and isn't especially fond of or well acquainted with the repressed Prince, consults with Fizzarolli for ideas for a Trial or Quest the put him through.

-Fizzarolli, who has been drinking with Verosika, and who recently saw a commercial for I.M.P while chanel-surfing, suggests a plan that involves setting Prince Stolas up with Blitz. He thinks it would be funny, and also lead to entertaining anguish for both parties involved-- which is part of the point of the Circus of 7-Trials Divorce Court!

-Asmodeus decides to go for it!

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Stolas, who won a Bidding-War (and provided a Prophetic Consultation on Future Investment Strategies) at Mammon's behest, completed a Race/Fetch-Quest for Queen Beezlebub, and did 1 Month of Mediated Marriage-Counselling Sessions for Princess Charlie in Pride, isn't sure WHY Asmodeus is pairing him up with the sexiest imp he's ever met in his life for this Trial, but he's determined to win against Stella (and her assigned-by-Asmodeus datemate) in this competition as well!

-Blitz would like to know why HE of all people is involved in this mess, and also, what's the catch?!

-Blitz always thought that if Fizzarolli were going to try and get him killed (for very understandable reasons), he'd use some of that $$$Big Star Money$$$ to order a hit like a normal person. There's got to be SOMETHING wrong with the Prince, right? A wall full of decoratively-mounted Imp horns, some horrible and/or horribly dangerous faults or vices... Something. Because Fizzarolli hates him, and there's no WAY there isn't a catch.

-Moxxie, Millie, and Loona would also like to know how the Hell Blitz got involved in this mess. It's bad for business, probably! Also, it's a WEIRD SITUATION!

-Anyway. Stolas and Blitz having to do some kind of Lovey-Dovey Reality TV Bullshit Quest/Competition against Stella & HER assigned Plus-One, because the Powers that Be thought it would make them entertainingly miserable.

-But they are SURPRISED!

[thatskindarough]

WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[ratintank]

Blutz

[stupidtinybabey]

gotta say the explanation for why the saiyans transform when exposed to the light of a full moon is WILD

[bahnloopi]

[DBS AU] Sento Saiyan Therapies **LONG POST AHEAD**

Therapies are typically thinner or patchy-coat female Sentos who usually wear purple garbs. They're the "Oozaru Damage Control" squad basically. They're tasked with keeping most of the peace in the communities.

(From screen-left to right)

-Neira (@furipasart's Sento OC) Aromatherapy Item Merchant, shop-keeper

-Mira (mee-ra), Oozaru Control

-Aida (aye-da), Oozaru Control

-Toiya (toy-ya), Oozaru Control

-Ponge (pon-gi), Oozaru Control (Focal Pointer)

The whole premise is "therapy" and keeping the peace. They're aware there's Blutz-wave energy on the planet's atmosphere that can trigger their Oozaru transformation with the catalyst being their strong negative emotions.

When a Sento experiences intense emotions of hate or depression and it triggers their Oozaru forms, Therapies are dispatched to calm them down back to base form. In worst case scenario, the chain reaction of transformations could lead to them inadvertently destroying the planet.

Two Therapies are stationed on each side of the Oozaru's ears and emit a vocal sound that'll hypnotize it while the Focal Point Therapie prompts it to follow her into the springs so they can better handle it from there. Head-pats, scritches, leaf-fanning. A bit of pamper to your oversized murder monke, yeah?

They also do other mundane tasks such as massage therapy and community help. They're not the fighter types like Offense Troopers but they can act as informants if needed. Off-duty Therapies usually lounge around, soak, or small chat.

Therapies can turn into Oozarus themselves too BUT they're better trained to handle stressful situations and they abide by a mantra code of "Strong Resolve" which keeps them in check to handle the others, so they don't turn as easy under pressure.

Them being the reason why they're chill Saiyans because they themselves are technically the biggest threat on Sento with no other immediate high-level threats opposing that would prompt them to (want) to fight like U7 Saiyans do. Complete opposite side of the spectrum.

The Elders proposed this system to better keep the peace among the people given their known and active environmental stimulators.

[chaifootsteps]

Any fic recommendations where Stolas gets knocked down a few pegs (or thrown out of a window, I'm not picky) and Blutz gets a fucking break?

If they do, please send them. I can't bring myself to brave the sea of ass to find them.

[stolasbuckzo]

Loona: “Hey you want my dad to stop stalking you and your wife right?” She says to Moxxie one day at work who raised her brow at her where she was going with this.

Moxxie: “Uh yeah��� that would be great actually. What did you have in mind?”

Loona: “Come on Mox it’s SO obvious. Think about it; if you set Blitz up with Stolas therefore he will focus on that relationship rather than yours and he won’t have a need to inject himself into it can’t guarantee that he’ll stop with the crude comments— he clearly likes to taking the piss out of you.”

Moxxie: “. . . And you’re just telling me this NOW?!” He stands up from his chair, knocking it over in the process and running over to where Stolas was not before hearing her respond with ‘it’s not my fault you’re a dumbass’. “Your Roy— Si— Stolas! You NEED to get with Blitz ASAP.”

Stolas: “. . . Is there something I can help you with Moxxie?”

Moxxie: “For the love of— PLEASE just get with Blitz already so he can stop stalking me and my wife outside of work hours!”

Stolas: “I appreciate your support, Moxxie, but I don’t think Blutz likes me in THAT way…”

Moxxie: “Are you KIDDING me?! He spent a month basically pining for you— trust me, he has it BAD. You both do.”

[galexibrain]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Rhubar was sitting on the ground, looking completely relaxed, as if she was spending a pleasant night outside with friends. Vegeta almost expected her to pull out a sandwich. She wasn’t even wearing her Saiyan armor. “Did you bring a change of clothes?” Vegeta asked. “Hmm?” “Those will be ruined once you turn,” he added with a look at her skirt and crop top she wore despite the cold. Rhubar blinked her eye open and looked down. “Oh, don’t worry, it’ll be fine.” Low class Saiyans really had no decency, Vegeta thought, expecting Rhubar to return home in the morning completely naked. “Don’t believe me?” She grinned, showing her teeth. “Then watch out, the moon’s going to be out any second now.” She was right. Vegeta put Bulma’s newest invention on: a pair of tinted glasses, fitting his face tightly enough to not let any light in from the sides. The glass was slightly greenish. According to Bulma that would filter the blutz waves from reaching his eyes.  In his opinion he looked silly in them, but Bulma called it hot. Humans had weird standards. “Looking funky,” Rhubar commented. Well, not only humans it seemed.

From PPE, chapter 7 :3

Rhubar was instant best buddies with Goku but I really wanted to write her dynamic with Vegeta too.

[bumblingbriars]

Another DB oc 💥 (made her around the middle of my og db watch, so I didn’t know there was another timeskip lol)

Cheri, head doctor of the Z-Fighters and your local quarter Saiyan (oh yes)

Cheri is my own twist on the “last saiyan female” trope, however like Pan she is a quarter saiyan! First appearing when Goku goes to West City for the first time, she gains a lil crush on him (though it doesn’t work out… canonically anyway heh…)

I haven’t decided whether or not she has a tail, we’ll get there.

Her grandma, Letta, was a famous scientist known for doing several things that advanced saiyan technology (though her true love was for blutz waves). However her little brother is killed in a local conflict, making her have a meltdown crisis that ends in her leaving planet plant (this is before it becomes vegeta) and landing on earth. As expected she falls in love, has a daughter, etc. Unfortunately that daughter and her son-in-law are killed, leading to Letta raising Cheri as an intellectual rather than a fighter. Thus Cheri becomes a doctor, initally working at the hospital before working at Cap Corp full time like her gma (as Letta took a job there to atone for what she had done)

I multiship her but primarily ship her with Raditz. As you can see, their relationship mirrors Bardock and Gine 😌 though their first meeting isn’t exactly one of the meet cute variety……..

(Yes, she is able to go super saiyan etc. She also knows how to fly and feel for ki by the end of og. She just chooses not to fight… most of the time. She is, after all, a saiyan)

(Yes theres an au where shes pure blooded. Ill post about that some other time)

[ratintank]

Bitch.

[tigirl-and-co]

Ideas for DBZ x MLP crossovers:

-rainbow dash races Vegeta and Goku (whether she wins or loses everyone is goddamn impressed at how fast she can move without ki-based flight)

-sequel where Vegeta teaches RD ki control bc he wants to fight her and she's like 'that sounds awesome please teach me to shoot lasers'

-fluttershy and Gohan talk about bugs for a looooong time

-goku claims that he and Vegeta are friends. Twilight does not believe him. Ideally at least part of this fic is just twi's scientific journal on friendship as she studies vegeta

-twilight and bulma discuss science; twilight reveals that in her world, magic is a kind of science (nerds)

-z fighters v. Discord (idk if discord can move fast enough to counter the z fighters- may have to be a friendly match)

-recreate that one discord + CMC comic but with goten and trunks instead

-idk I want a Krillin fic. Rainbow dash would be impressed with krillin's guts. He and AJ would probably get along. Idk. maybe Krillin can go to equestrian and do some stuff.

-the mane 6 turn the newest threat to stone after the Z-Fighters get it to a standstill. Everybody is equally impressed with each other.

-goku doesn't really like sweets so pinkie vows to create a recipe he will enjoy so they can have a fair pie-eating contest

-princes luna agress to just stuff the Saiyans full of blutz waves to see what fucking happens. SSGSSJ4 happens. It is very cool and completely impractical

-um. Starlight and piccolo have a hashtag bonding moment and maybe she agrees to teach him some magical basics. Sure.

[op-dbz-ladies]

Remember folks.

At night swap your solar panels for blutz waves generators.

[bahnloopi]

[DBS AU] **Long Post

Sento Saiyan Oozarus aren't immune to the hot springs.

Due to the dual climates of Planet Sento, the planet is encased in energy similar to Blutz Waves which allows for Sentos to naturally transform into Oozarus triggered by drastic negative emotions. This is why a lot of them prefer to keep the peace as much as possible.

Given this, a class role of Sento Saiyans (preferably females with thinner fur coats) are tasked to calm down the Oozarus when they do transform. They're known as "Therapies". They usually wear purple-colored garbs.

They'll lure the Oozaru into the springs and give scritches, giant leaf scrubs, or fanning in attempts to calm the Sento back into base form. Their secondary tasks are providing massage therapy to the resource transporter Sentos and keep the vibes stable.

Due to their thinner coats, Therapies rarely leave their settlements unless they can be escorted by a Transporter Sento with thicker fur coat across the arctic areas of the planet to neighboring tribes.

**Fun fact: Sento Oozarus have flatter faces than the U7 Oozarus.

[peoplcshope-moved]

unprompted / always accepting / @rosavulpes

What do you think would happen if someone were to shoot trunks with Blutz waves to try to turn him into a golden great apt similar to how Vegeta transformed in GT? Would he know what would happen? What would he feel?

If you have sent this to me ten years ago I wouldn’t know how to answer it because I wasn’t sure if halfbreeds could even touch this form BUT with Gohan having this form in the xeno universe I can say that it would effect him the same way as it did Vegeta, granted he’d feel weird as he’s NEVER access his Oozaru form before. His mother knew how tails worked with Saiyans by that time soo it was chopped. To be honest Trunks would be filled with a lot of anxiety, but not because he’s unsure what will happen to himself once he does go Golden Oozaru, he’s afraid of all the chaos he’d cause for others (because he will NOT be able to control himself), I really do think as long as someone with a STRONG connection to him is around he’ll be able to find his way and turn into a super saiyan four. (working on that as we speak)

[444namesplus]

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[vegetavegetason]

that scene in gt when vegeta and bulma are talking about the blutz wave generator and the scene in super where they are talking over tea on the patio because i wanna see what they’re like when they’re alone together