#blutz

[elf-kid2]

So. Crack AU for Helluva Boss!

-Pre-Show(ish). I.M.P are doing Assassin Stuff in Hell, Moxxie & Millie are newlyweds, and Blitz is trying to think of creative ways to improve business and make them stand out from other groups providing similar services.

-Prince Stolas is getting a Divorce! Because it's Hell, and he is Royalty, there are some Bullshit Magic Rules to follow: In order to get his preferred Custody & Division of Assets, etc, he's going to have to go through 7 UNIQUE TRIALS, each one devised by one of the 7 DEADLY SINS!

-(The 7 Trials is one of the reasons Goetia hardly ever get divorced.)

-Asmodeus, who's for a lot on his plate and isn't especially fond of or well acquainted with the repressed Prince, consults with Fizzarolli for ideas for a Trial or Quest the put him through.

-Fizzarolli, who has been drinking with Verosika, and who recently saw a commercial for I.M.P while chanel-surfing, suggests a plan that involves setting Prince Stolas up with Blitz. He thinks it would be funny, and also lead to entertaining anguish for both parties involved-- which is part of the point of the Circus of 7-Trials Divorce Court!

-Asmodeus decides to go for it!

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Stolas, who won a Bidding-War (and provided a Prophetic Consultation on Future Investment Strategies) at Mammon's behest, completed a Race/Fetch-Quest for Queen Beezlebub, and did 1 Month of Mediated Marriage-Counselling Sessions for Princess Charlie in Pride, isn't sure WHY Asmodeus is pairing him up with the sexiest imp he's ever met in his life for this Trial, but he's determined to win against Stella (and her assigned-by-Asmodeus datemate) in this competition as well!

-Blitz would like to know why HE of all people is involved in this mess, and also, what's the catch?!

-Blitz always thought that if Fizzarolli were going to try and get him killed (for very understandable reasons), he'd use some of that $$$Big Star Money$$$ to order a hit like a normal person. There's got to be SOMETHING wrong with the Prince, right? A wall full of decoratively-mounted Imp horns, some horrible and/or horribly dangerous faults or vices... Something. Because Fizzarolli hates him, and there's no WAY there isn't a catch.

-Moxxie, Millie, and Loona would also like to know how the Hell Blitz got involved in this mess. It's bad for business, probably! Also, it's a WEIRD SITUATION!

-Anyway. Stolas and Blitz having to do some kind of Lovey-Dovey Reality TV Bullshit Quest/Competition against Stella & HER assigned Plus-One, because the Powers that Be thought it would make them entertainingly miserable.

-But they are SURPRISED!

[thatskindarough]

WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[flshtwo]

bad luck

[ratintank]

Blutz

[mangomanart]

I fuckig love Splatoon, i lovr the funny squid and octopus game

[bahnloopi]

[DBS AU] Sento Saiyan Therapies **LONG POST AHEAD**

Therapies are typically thinner or patchy-coat female Sentos who usually wear purple garbs. They're the "Oozaru Damage Control" squad basically. They're tasked with keeping most of the peace in the communities.

(From screen-left to right)

-Neira (@furipasart's Sento OC) Aromatherapy Item Merchant, shop-keeper

-Mira (mee-ra), Oozaru Control

-Aida (aye-da), Oozaru Control

-Toiya (toy-ya), Oozaru Control

-Ponge (pon-gi), Oozaru Control (Focal Pointer)

The whole premise is "therapy" and keeping the peace. They're aware there's Blutz-wave energy on the planet's atmosphere that can trigger their Oozaru transformation with the catalyst being their strong negative emotions.

When a Sento experiences intense emotions of hate or depression and it triggers their Oozaru forms, Therapies are dispatched to calm them down back to base form. In worst case scenario, the chain reaction of transformations could lead to them inadvertently destroying the planet.

Two Therapies are stationed on each side of the Oozaru's ears and emit a vocal sound that'll hypnotize it while the Focal Point Therapie prompts it to follow her into the springs so they can better handle it from there. Head-pats, scritches, leaf-fanning. A bit of pamper to your oversized murder monke, yeah?

They also do other mundane tasks such as massage therapy and community help. They're not the fighter types like Offense Troopers but they can act as informants if needed. Off-duty Therapies usually lounge around, soak, or small chat.

Therapies can turn into Oozarus themselves too BUT they're better trained to handle stressful situations and they abide by a mantra code of "Strong Resolve" which keeps them in check to handle the others, so they don't turn as easy under pressure.

Them being the reason why they're chill Saiyans because they themselves are technically the biggest threat on Sento with no other immediate high-level threats opposing that would prompt them to (want) to fight like U7 Saiyans do. Complete opposite side of the spectrum.

The Elders proposed this system to better keep the peace among the people given their known and active environmental stimulators.

[chaifootsteps]

Any fic recommendations where Stolas gets knocked down a few pegs (or thrown out of a window, I'm not picky) and Blutz gets a fucking break?

If they do, please send them. I can't bring myself to brave the sea of ass to find them.

[stolitzfamily]

Loona: “Hey you want my dad to stop stalking you and your wife right?” She says to Moxxie one day at work who raised her brow at her where she was going with this.

Moxxie: “Uh yeah… that would be great actually. What did you have in mind?”

Loona: “Come on Mox it’s SO obvious. Think about it; if you set Blitz up with Stolas therefore he will focus on that relationship rather than yours and he won’t have a need to inject himself into it can’t guarantee that he’ll stop with the crude comments— he clearly likes to taking the piss out of you.”

Moxxie: “. . . And you’re just telling me this NOW?!” He stands up from his chair, knocking it over in the process and running over to where Stolas was not before hearing her respond with ‘it’s not my fault you’re a dumbass’. “Your Roy— Si— Stolas! You NEED to get with Blitz ASAP.”

Stolas: “. . . Is there something I can help you with Moxxie?”

Moxxie: “For the love of— PLEASE just get with Blitz already so he can stop stalking me and my wife outside of work hours!”

Stolas: “I appreciate your support, Moxxie, but I don’t think Blutz likes me in THAT way…”

Moxxie: “Are you KIDDING me?! He spent a month basically pining for you— trust me, he has it BAD. You both do.”

[galexibrain]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Rhubar was sitting on the ground, looking completely relaxed, as if she was spending a pleasant night outside with friends. Vegeta almost expected her to pull out a sandwich. She wasn’t even wearing her Saiyan armor. “Did you bring a change of clothes?” Vegeta asked. “Hmm?” “Those will be ruined once you turn,” he added with a look at her skirt and crop top she wore despite the cold. Rhubar blinked her eye open and looked down. “Oh, don’t worry, it’ll be fine.” Low class Saiyans really had no decency, Vegeta thought, expecting Rhubar to return home in the morning completely naked. “Don’t believe me?” She grinned, showing her teeth. “Then watch out, the moon’s going to be out any second now.” She was right. Vegeta put Bulma’s newest invention on: a pair of tinted glasses, fitting his face tightly enough to not let any light in from the sides. The glass was slightly greenish. According to Bulma that would filter the blutz waves from reaching his eyes.  In his opinion he looked silly in them, but Bulma called it hot. Humans had weird standards. “Looking funky,” Rhubar commented. Well, not only humans it seemed.

From PPE, chapter 7 :3

Rhubar was instant best buddies with Goku but I really wanted to write her dynamic with Vegeta too.

[bumblingbriars]

Another DB oc 💥 (made her around the middle of my og db watch, so I didn’t know there was another timeskip lol)

Cheri, head doctor of the Z-Fighters and your local quarter Saiyan (oh yes)

Cheri is my own twist on the “last saiyan female” trope, however like Pan she is a quarter saiyan! First appearing when Goku goes to West City for the first time, she gains a lil crush on him (though it doesn’t work out… canonically anyway heh…)

I haven’t decided whether or not she has a tail, we’ll get there.

Her grandma, Letta, was a famous scientist known for doing several things that advanced saiyan technology (though her true love was for blutz waves). However her little brother is killed in a local conflict, making her have a meltdown crisis that ends in her leaving planet plant (this is before it becomes vegeta) and landing on earth. As expected she falls in love, has a daughter, etc. Unfortunately that daughter and her son-in-law are killed, leading to Letta raising Cheri as an intellectual rather than a fighter. Thus Cheri becomes a doctor, initally working at the hospital before working at Cap Corp full time like her gma (as Letta took a job there to atone for what she had done)

I multiship her but primarily ship her with Raditz. As you can see, their relationship mirrors Bardock and Gine 😌 though their first meeting isn’t exactly one of the meet cute variety……..

(Yes, she is able to go super saiyan etc. She also knows how to fly and feel for ki by the end of og. She just chooses not to fight… most of the time. She is, after all, a saiyan)

(Yes theres an au where shes pure blooded. Ill post about that some other time)

[tigirl-and-co]

Ideas for DBZ x MLP crossovers:

-rainbow dash races Vegeta and Goku (whether she wins or loses everyone is goddamn impressed at how fast she can move without ki-based flight)

-sequel where Vegeta teaches RD ki control bc he wants to fight her and she's like 'that sounds awesome please teach me to shoot lasers'

-fluttershy and Gohan talk about bugs for a looooong time

-goku claims that he and Vegeta are friends. Twilight does not believe him. Ideally at least part of this fic is just twi's scientific journal on friendship as she studies vegeta

-twilight and bulma discuss science; twilight reveals that in her world, magic is a kind of science (nerds)

-z fighters v. Discord (idk if discord can move fast enough to counter the z fighters- may have to be a friendly match)

-recreate that one discord + CMC comic but with goten and trunks instead

-idk I want a Krillin fic. Rainbow dash would be impressed with krillin's guts. He and AJ would probably get along. Idk. maybe Krillin can go to equestrian and do some stuff.

-the mane 6 turn the newest threat to stone after the Z-Fighters get it to a standstill. Everybody is equally impressed with each other.

-goku doesn't really like sweets so pinkie vows to create a recipe he will enjoy so they can have a fair pie-eating contest

-princes luna agress to just stuff the Saiyans full of blutz waves to see what fucking happens. SSGSSJ4 happens. It is very cool and completely impractical

-um. Starlight and piccolo have a hashtag bonding moment and maybe she agrees to teach him some magical basics. Sure.

[dragonballmultiverse]

Some Earthling jerk "mooned" me the other day. That was by far the weirdest way for me to transform into a Great Ape. I didn't even know human buttocks could produce Blutz Waves...

That's some serious ass power.. o_o

[op-dbz-ladies]

Remember folks.

At night swap your solar panels for blutz waves generators.

[bahnloopi]

[DBS AU] **Long Post

Sento Saiyan Oozarus aren't immune to the hot springs.

Due to the dual climates of Planet Sento, the planet is encased in energy similar to Blutz Waves which allows for Sentos to naturally transform into Oozarus triggered by drastic negative emotions. This is why a lot of them prefer to keep the peace as much as possible.

Given this, a class role of Sento Saiyans (preferably females with thinner fur coats) are tasked to calm down the Oozarus when they do transform. They're known as "Therapies". They usually wear purple-colored garbs.

They'll lure the Oozaru into the springs and give scritches, giant leaf scrubs, or fanning in attempts to calm the Sento back into base form. Their secondary tasks are providing massage therapy to the resource transporter Sentos and keep the vibes stable.

Due to their thinner coats, Therapies rarely leave their settlements unless they can be escorted by a Transporter Sento with thicker fur coat across the arctic areas of the planet to neighboring tribes.

**Fun fact: Sento Oozarus have flatter faces than the U7 Oozarus.

[peoplcshope]

unprompted / always accepting / @rosavulpes

What do you think would happen if someone were to shoot trunks with Blutz waves to try to turn him into a golden great apt similar to how Vegeta transformed in GT? Would he know what would happen? What would he feel?

If you have sent this to me ten years ago I wouldn’t know how to answer it because I wasn’t sure if halfbreeds could even touch this form BUT with Gohan having this form in the xeno universe I can say that it would effect him the same way as it did Vegeta, granted he’d feel weird as he’s NEVER access his Oozaru form before. His mother knew how tails worked with Saiyans by that time soo it was chopped. To be honest Trunks would be filled with a lot of anxiety, but not because he’s unsure what will happen to himself once he does go Golden Oozaru, he’s afraid of all the chaos he’d cause for others (because he will NOT be able to control himself), I really do think as long as someone with a STRONG connection to him is around he’ll be able to find his way and turn into a super saiyan four. (working on that as we speak)

[duhragonball]

Dragon Ball GT 59

✨GT Stands For Gorillafication Tank✨

This is the one where Vegeta becomes a Super Saiyan 4. It sucks.  Here are three reasons why I hate this episode. 

✨"Good" "Ideas", Poorly Executed✨

1) The series is nearly over by the time he finally gets to transform.  Funimation heavily promoted this series in 2004-05 with the Super Saiyan 4 stuff.  Since there’s only two characters who can use Super Saiyan 4, naturally they put a lot of SSJ4 Vegeta images out there.  He’s a popular character, and SSJ4 was the big draw for this series, so why not make use of that?  But then you watch the show, and it takes until Episode 59 to actually get to this point.  There’s only six episodes left! 

2) Toei teased this idea throughout half the series, then refused to deliver.  Vegeta didn’t have a tail, but neither did Goku, and he got a new one.  Baby was able to turn into a Golden Ape with some help from Bulma, so it only followed that Vegeta could, and would do it too.  And they even teased this in Episode 55.  But they just kept making us wait and making us wait, and then we finally get to this episode where he finally does it, and then he immediately says “We can’t win like this.  Let’s do fusion.”

Which, fine, I’m totally on board for SSJ4 Gogeta.  But they could have at least let SSJ4 Vegeta show off for a while before escalating things further.  Instead it’s like they held off until the last possible moment to give us this transformation, for the sole purpose of giving Goku a fusion partner.  And sure, we’ll see Vegeta do SSJ4 stuff in Episodes 61 and 62, but by that point he just gets the shit beaten out of him. 

This is like when Vegeta showed up during the Androids Saga and revealed he could turn Super Saiyan.  But instead of crushing Android 19, scaring the shit out of Gero, and blowing up his mountain lab, they just decided to go straight from him transforming to the part where Perfect Cell starts beating him up.

3) The transformation itself takes forever and it’s boring as shit.  So first Vegeta shows up and tells Goku what he’s going to do.  Then Bulma drives up in a big tank with Blutz Wave generators on it.  Then she zaps Vegeta with it, and he starts turning into an Oozaru.  While this is going on, Gohan argues with Bulma over this.  “It’s too dangerous!” he says.  “He’ll run wild and destroy the earth!”  And Bulma’s like “We have no choice!  I’ll take my chances on Vegeta.”

And then Oozaru Vegeta starts shooting mouth blasts in every direction, and he grabs Goku like he’s gonna crush him. Then he reveals that he’s in control of himself, much to everyone’s relief.  Well of course he can control himself in this form, we saw him do that in DBZ. Was he faking madness just now or did it take him a minute to restrain himself?

Then he turns into a Golden Ape and then he finally, finally shrinks down to Super Saiyan 4 form, and that’s when he suggests doing Fusion. 

And the entire time this is going on, Omega Shenron is just sort of floating around, waiting to see how this plays out. 

This would be like if Vegeta showed up in the Androids Saga, announced he could now turn Super Saiyan, and then he told everyone to wait patiently while he performed a one-man stage show where he portrays Mark Twain.  And 19 and Gero just stand there, utterly mesmerized by this, while Goku lies there dying.

So yes, the execution of this was extremely poor.  It’s also not much of an idea, since “Vegeta does a transformation just like one Goku already has” is nothing new.  Neither is the Blutz Wave amplifier, since Bulma had already developed the technology during the Baby Saga.  And it wasn’t original even then, because Vegeta already has a means to produce artificial Blutz Waves.  Maybe you’ve heard of it:

You might argue that Vegeta’s power ball isn’t strong enough to compensate for the lack of a tail, but I would counter by saying Vegeta is much, much stronger in GT than he ever was in the Saiyans Saga.  I think a Super Saiyan 2 could produce a power ball big enough to get the job done, and it certainly would have been cooler than waiting for Bulma to pull up in a goofy tank. 

Or, if you want Bulma to still have the credit for helping him do all of this, that’s fine.  Here’s another option: Have Bulma zap him at home.  Then he could just fly to the battlefield, already transformed.  

All right, I’ve been crapping all over this episode and I haven’t even covered the first half of it.   Let me back up to the beginning.

So in Episode 58, Syn Shenron seemed to be beaten, but then he no-sold it and ate the other six Dragon Balls, which powered him up.  The dub calls this “Omega Shenron”, and while I appreciate the distinction, it’s important to note that the original version of GT never bothered to name this guy Syn or Omega or anything.  Goku still calls him “One Star Dragon”.

So now Omega is just as invincible as before, but he also has all the powers of the other six Shadow Dragons.   He can get really hot like Nuova...

He can freeze you like Eis...

He can spam Dragon Thunder like Rage, and he can do Whirlwind Spin and that thing Naturon can do where he makes energy blasts come up out of the ground.  Omega also has Haze Shenron’s power to absolutely suck.  For example, Rage had Goku completely beaten, and would have won except for the unexpected rainfall.  Well, it’s not raining now, so why isn’t Omega just doing everything Rage did?  That’s the Haze Shenron power. 

Goku is also still blind from that sneak attack Eis used on Goku back in Episode 57.  Not that it seems to matter, because Goku killed Eis and he had managed pretty well against Syn before he gobbled up the other Dragon Balls.  Also, the other Shadow Dragons’ techniques don’t seem to bother Goku this time, because he claims that once he experiences an attack, it’s ineffective on him the next time. 

So he’s been saying this a lot in the last few episodes, and I really want to know what the hell that’s supposed to mean.  I’m pretty sure it’s just referring to how quickly Goku can analyze and adapt to unfamiliar offense during a fight.  Like when Jackie Chun used the Drunken Fist on him, and Goku developed a counter on the spot.  Or like when Tien sprouted extra arms and Goku started moving his really fast to imitate him. 

But in late-GT, Toei seems to have interpreted this talent too literally, so now we have Goku acting like he’s the Borg or something.  You shoot him with a phaser, and it might hurt him once, but the next time you shoot him he’ll have a silly-looking forcefield to block it. 

And maybe that’s actually something new that Super Saiyan 4 lets him do.  I could buy into that.  It’s a little OP, but you know, that’s kind of the whole point of Super Saiyan 4.  This was Goku’s ultimate final form for 15 years.  Let him have some bullshit plot armor.  He’s entitled to it.  My only beef is that they never spell it out that this is an SSJ4 ability. 

Also, if Goku truly is immune to techniques he’s experienced before, then why does he keep getting hurt every time Omega uses his “Punch the Shit Out of Goku Technique”?  Because he keeps spamming that attack, and it seems to work really well.

So Goku’s having a hard time against Omega, until he notices that his eyesight has returned!  So he uses this lucky break to trick Omega, scoring a direct hit with a Kamehameha, and then following through with a Super Dragon Fist. Okay, two questions:

1) How?  Eis slashed at Goku’s eyes just two episodes ago.  It was never clear how badly damaged Goku’s eyes were.  He looked just fine, but at the same time, Nuova gave him medicine to help him heal.  The implication was that Goku would need a while to recover.  It hasn’t even been an hour since Eis attacked him.  Does Super Saiyan 4 have healing power too?  Again, that would be pretty awesome, I just wish the show would tell us these things.

2) Why does this help Goku get the drop on Omega?  He had already scored direct hits on him before, when he was blind.  I’m talking about Episodes 57 and 58.  You know, the ones that aired right before this one?  Granted, Omega was still Syn during those moments, but the point is that Goku was just as badly outclassed then as he is now, and he still managed to fire a Kamehameha without his eyesight.  The problem was never his aim, it was that he couldn’t hurt the big guy. 

But now that he has his eyesight back, it suddenly turns the tide?  This goes back to what I said about this before.  Toei thought it would be cool to give Goku a temporary injury to stack the deck against him, so that it would be really heroic when he overcame the odds.  But they didn’t plan it out well at all.  It would have been more effective if Goku’s right arm were all cramped up or something.  That’s his Dragon Fist arm, for one thing.  He could probably do one-handed Kamehameha’s, and he could still fight more effectively than the other characters, but he’d definitely be less than 100%.  So then he could finally get his arm working again at about this point in the fight, and boom!  He surprises Omega with a two-handed Kamehameha, and hits the Dragon Fist, which Omega never would have expected because he thought the right arm was out of commission.

✨Positivity Page✨

One thing I like about this episode, maybe the only thing, is how Omega sells the Dragon Fist.  He’s got a big hole in his body, a la King Piccolo, but he also sparks with lightning, like when a big robot is about to explode.  It’s a neat effect, and it helps sell the idea that the Shadow Dragons are different from the usual enemies we see in the series.

Not that this kills Omega, though, because while everyone is celebrating, Pan notices Rage Shenron’s electric slime, which comes together to reassemble into Omega’s body.  So even if you blow Omega up, he can just put himself back together.

Then Omega just beats up everybody for some reason.  This includes Mr. Satan, which is ridiculous since Omega has no reason to hold back, and there’s no way Mr. Satan can survive a blow from a guy who can beat up SSJ4 Goku.  GT Logic, from the horse’s anus to your dinner table.

But luckily, Goku manages to get the drop of Omega, and he prepares a self-destruct attack, like the one Vegeta used on Majin Buu.  That’s ridiculous, since it didn’t even work when Vegeta tried it.  Also, Goku pulled a stunt like this before when he fought Super 17, and it didn’t work then either.

And this is when Vegeta steps in.  He tells Goku to call off his attack, and then informs him of his plan to support Goku as a Super Saiyan 4.  And I already covered that part, so no need to go over it again.

No, wait, I think I will go over it again, because that’s what Dragon Ball GT does all the damn time.  Remember how I talked about Vegeta finally becoming a Super Saiyan 4?  I said that I had looked forward to it the first time I watched GT, but it took them until the end of the series to get to it, and then when he finally achieved the form, he immediately admitted that it wouldn’t help, and that he and Goku should go straight to Fusion instead? 

Then I said it would be like when Vegeta saved Goku from Android 19, except instead of just turning Super Saiyan, he would perform a one-man show where he plays Mark Twain, and the bad guys would stand there and stare at him.  Remember that?  Do you?  Is this good content?  Me just repeating the same information over and over?  Beleaguering every single thought until it loses all meaning?   No?  Well, now you know what it’s like to watch GT.

✨Is This Episode Worse than "The Roaming Lake"?✨

Those of you who know me, know that I am a sucker for golden apes. 

But this ain’t it, Chief.  SSJ4 Vegeta is too little, too late.  He’s pretty cool in the video games, using Final Shine and all.  But in this show, Final Shine was a dud on the first (and last) attempt, and so is his SSJ4 transformation.  The Roaming Lake triumps yet again, 60-0.

✨The Blade Braxton Memorial Haiku*✨

Who’s got hotter fur?

Way they’re checking each other

Out, must be a tie.