#bluster wbg

[gruenschnabel-art]

bluster is up to no good again

[a-being-of-pure-vitriol]

my DND players encountered bluster in our last session, first seeing horseshoes and assuming he'd look like this.

[dracolichen]

listen to woe.begone. a normal podcast where normal things happen in a normal fandom

[quisters]

Outlaw Ty revenge arc… ?

[gooboogy]

first time Ty lets the fuck mach big horse eat from his hand (dude can eat a whole apple easy)

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[angrywhitelotus]

tex and outlaw enjoying an outing with bluster the gigantic horse

[thatcakelovingwitch]

Riding off into the sunset

[pocketfullofarchivists]

okay, I have a vision. You know how to get into plane you need a special ladder?

what if

[junosgun]

bluster the giant time travel horse is always on my mind

[puppygirlpodcast]

Bluster the Gigantic Horse is Flinch, to me.

[luxflora]

Felix Chronicles my beloved. I love Felix he is maybe perhaps the best character in the entire podcast. He is beautiful and perfect and wonderful and I want to take him to Disney. I want to protect him and follow him around and buy him ice cream and just like. Watch him all day.

[fangirlshipper]

And I decided to do it from a different perspective and got that colored 😁

Happy Valentine's Day! Decided to do a quick sketch of some of my favorite cowboys from the epic @woebegonepod 🤠

Life's too short for waiting any longer

The night's too cold to stay out very long

And if I stay where I am, then I won't make it

Just hoping you will come along

[dracolichen]

"There is still a higher power that you answer to, and that is Tex."

[falloutcoys]

why is edgar the best character in wbg?

mmm common misconception; he's not! you can't do my boy bluster like that even for a bit

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

Mike is 5'11 but I think its canon that both Hunter and Ty are taller than him. I think Anne should be taller than all three of them

FUCK CANON

ok uhhh but heres me retooled list of wbg characters shortest to tallest based solely on their Vibes to me

Marissa

Charlie

Ty

Outlaw Ty

M-Dawg

Mikey

MW

Boris

Mike

Edman

Edgar

Mustardseed

Michael

Ryan

Cole

Matt

Jam

Felix

Chance

Shadow

Sly

Eagle

Kasimieras Berzina

Anne

Topher

Troy

Elder Hunter

Mystery Hunter

Innocent Hunter

Punished Hunter

The Bear

Bluster The Gigantic Horse

[felixcosm]

Transcript under cut

MIKEY: Bluster! Here boy! Where are you, I got your food! I heard you before, so I know you're real. [SIGHS] I swear, if this horse is just some sort of prank that Michael is playing on me- BLUSTER: [SNORTS] MIKEY: Oh FUCK me! You are fucking big. How did you sneak up on me like that? I thought that I knew how big a 'big horse' was, but you are a lot bigger. And very quiet when you run. Where did you come from? Did Michael…make you this big with the calculator? That's not- possible, right? [CUT TO THE AFTER CREDITS SCENE] TEXAS!MICHAEL: Alright Bluster, now hold still, I'll make you 10% bigger. [TIME TRAVEL NOISE] TEXAS!MICHAEL: Biggest horse in the dang world. BLUSTER: [WHINIES] [CUT BACK TO THE PREVIOUS SCENE] MIKEY: Maybe I was wrong about how big horses are? [BLUSTER SNORTS AGAIN] MIKEY: Or maybe they just seem bigger when you're all alone with one. So uh, hi Bluster, I'm Mikey, uh, you're a good horse, Bluster. Uh, Michael told me to say that. I don't know, that feels more appropiate to say to a dog? But I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Horses are just big dogs, right? [CUT TO INTRO] MIKEY: YEEE-HAW! [INTRO MUSIC PLAYS]

As a former horse girl, I had to make a little post for Bluster. And it's true, horses are just big dogs.