#blueballz

[asongoftearsandfandoms]

Ten years ago, him slamming her up against the wall would have been my favorite part. Now, it's the way she takes his offered hand and he pulls her into the bedroom, never breaking eye contact with her. The way their fingers are laced together as he lays back pulling her arms down with him, effectively pinning his own arms up by his head, never. breaking. eye contact.

Sex, sure, great. Make out sesh, woohoo. Hot and intimate eye contact? In the words of Johnny Bravo, Whoa momma. I'm both hot and soft for this moment.

[flyboytracy]

[hitchell-mope]

Ella. Focus

[freckles-dimples26-12-95-94]

PEAK.

COMEDY.

DO NOT REPOST.

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[ashleybenlove]

Chloe, blue leopard print???

[kissofgallifrey]

1x11 | 5x06

[athiare]

So I was thinking that Lucifer always complains about people having sex and screaming God’s name, but when him and Chloe made love for the first time someone actually called Lucifer’s !!!

[alexiethymia]

Lucifer throwing away his phone in ‘BlueBallz’

Hot take, but not really, it could just be him being the World’s Oldest Manchild again, but consider, it could also be him taking extreme measures in order to avoid taking Chloe’s call, as in, if he didn’t do that, he would be utterly helpless and give in. Ignoring Chloe’s call once was his limit.

I mean barring the whole Father Kinley fiasco, he never ignores Chloe’s calls, even when with Eve. I imagine his a thousand years stay in Hell only made it worse.

[joshxdonna]

So I’m glad I was prepared for it because they’ve done it before, but HOW MANY TIMES do they need to trick me into thinking Lucifer and Chloe are finally sleeping together

I mean it is CRUEL

[alwaysbeyondhope]

got too caught up in the episode to live-blog it. (and was on a time-crunch cause of my lunch break)

but

OMG

THEY HAD SEX

OR ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX

SO MUCH SEX

so hot.

how is Tom Ellis allowed to be that good-looking? wtf?

and when she breathed his name right before the credits...

killme

[bb-olicity]

So in 5x06, Lucifer tells Chloe he’s gone to Hell for her twice. Isn’t it actually 3 times? (“Take Me Back to Hell”, “A Good Day to Die", and “Who’s da New King of Hell?”) Or does one of them not count?

[invisibledevour]

HEY GUYS!! "SCREAMS + SWEARING!! DAN FUCKING KNOWS!! 😲& IT FUCKING HAPPENED!! 🤤💙"

https://youtu.be/zdVQAKhBPXg

[flyboytracy]

incredible

[hitchell-mope]

Oh for gods sake just get on with it already

[freckles-dimples26-12-95-94]

When Gabriel shot the episode where his brother acknowledges the love of his life, is all boyfriendy, oh and also, gets some.

[ashleybenlove]

I’ve been waiting for them to go to bed together.