#blue berry pie au

[gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan]

Polishing

Author’s note: More of Titus in Blueberry Pie

Summary: Titus requests that you help tend to his armor.

Warnings: none? Let me know if I need to add anything

Tagged: @barn-anon, @bleedingichorhearts, @c-u-c-koo-4-40k, @egrets-not-regrets, @kit-williams

Tagged: @sleepyfan-blog, @ms--lobotomy , @thevoidscreams, @i-am-a-dragon34, @gra93fruit-blog

Titus had found that one serf who had gained the eye of a couple of his younger brothers, who were being… a bit unprofessional. One was being mischievous and needling the more easily provoked brother. Who is falling for the lure and bait, hook, line, and sinker.

Titus shakes his head with a sigh and a huff of laughter, he remembers the pair of bratty little brothers back when they were merely battle brothers- before they had attained their lofty ranks. The younger of the two squabbling brothers knew how much ‘improper’ speech could bother the hell out of the Noble born Ultramarines, and did it anyway.

It’s good- to try to find ways to humble some of the more… elitist brothers, drag them back into the soil and mud. Kept their egos in check, so long as it didn’t go too far, things going too far hasn’t happened in a while, but he’s monitoring that situation, just in case.

It’s good that more of Ventris’s personality is coming back out, as much as it’s sometimes aggravating. The poor younger brother had been tortured by a faction of the Inquisition, Titus grimaces to himself, he knows first hand how miserable that experience can be.

He spots you and calls out, “Miss Serf?”

You turn and look over at him, bowing politely and asking, “How may I serve you, My Lord?”

“I need help cleaning and tending to my armor,” Titus says, “Come with me.”

“Yes Lord Angel,” You reply

You had heard that Lord Demetrian Titus was known for being polite and soft spoken. Resolute and dauntless, caring and concerned for the baseline folk. Something that cannot be said for all Lord Angels, or so you have been told by some of the older, more experienced Serfs.

You help him take off his armor- which is incredibly heavy, he helps you shift the pieces of armor too heavy for you to carry to be carefully placed where he wants it to be cleaned. Once the Armor is off you try not to fluster.

The black carapace that is void-capable adheres to Lord Astarte bodies like a second skin. Then you try not to cough as your eye water, you have also been warned that the … ripe scent of a Lord Angel who’s been on campaign, and unable to be out of armor for weeks or months at a time can be quite… pungent.

“I am glad of the communal baths,” Titus says with a self-deprecating smile, “It helps with washing the mud of battle off one’s skin.”

“As you say, Lord Titus,” You say your cheeks are still pink and your eyes water a little bit.

“Stay here and clean my armor, I shall be back in a few moments,” Lord Titus says as he heads off to have a luxurious bath in the Astartes bathing area- joining a mixed group of battle brothers and officers.

While he relaxes in the baths, talking and listening to his brother talk about the battles they’ve recently fought, and some of the best currency they have gossip. Titus hears the story of how Sicarius- as a Sargent, The Chapter Master, The Head Librarian, and another brother, basically ruined an entire space marine’s career.

No one knows the reasons, official or otherwise for the reason they had done so, but it was good gossip to have- and a reminder of the power that their Chapter Master held, not just the martial power, but the soft power as well.

Part of Titus wondered if he should ask Cato his side of that particular story, and if the younger Space marine will tell him or not. Even odds- Cato is usually proud of his accomplishments, as well as helping their Chapter Master do Things.

While that was going on, you were carefully cleaning, scrubbing and polishing Lord Titus’s armor. The brackish, awful smelling armor slowly becomes that noble hue of blue and gold. You clean and replace the cloth and bucket of cleaning solution and water as needed.

By the time all of the armor is properly cleaned and polished, your arms are sore from carefully heaving the heavier parts of armor around to ensure that it’s properly cleaned on both sides. That the leather-mixture, whatever it was on the inside of the armor is also properly cleaned and taken care of.

“Thank you for getting my armor done,” Titus thanks you.

You jump a little, startled, Lord Angels are surprisingly light on their feet and silent out of armor.

“You are welcome, Lord Angel,” You reply, now that the smell of mud, blood, and battle was off of him, your cheeks flush a little as you try not to… eye the Lord Angel inappropriately. 

He gives you a small smile and a gentle nod as he releases you from the task of trying to put the armor away properly. Which he does easily, he dismisses you and you bow to him and head out to return to your previous duties.

[love-belle]

i love u forever !!!

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or

for when you want to spend the rest of your life laughing with them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // carlos sainz x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hiiiii :) back in my active era mid term is OVERRRRR !!!!! will be posting max's version for how u get the girl soon <3 i love u sm thank you so much for reading :)

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[tastesoftamriel]

Talviel's Tamrielic Anniversary Banquet

In lieu of an updated jubilee cake for the 30 year TES/10 year ESO anniversary, here's a banquet menu fit for the nobility of Tamriel! Dig in!

Summerset

Soft Indrik cheese and caramelised onion and pear chutney vol-au-vents, with sundried tomatoes

Auridon Blue Monkfish, poached in Russafeld Heights chardonnay

Shimmerene cherry blossom snowskin mooncake, with an apricot mousse and lemon crème filling

Black Marsh

Crocodile dumplings, with a spicy peanut and sweet saltrice dipping sauce

Stormhold jerk kagouti haunch, with guar fat vegetable fried rice

"Kueh cendol" chewy tapioca rice cakes, with dark palm sugar and coconut milk and jelly layers. A Black Marsh specialty!

Valenwood

Wild venison Greenshade carpaccio, with whipped bacon-honey butter

Stone-baked timber mammoth tail, slow roasted for 48 hours with a honey and mammoth butter glaze

Frozen honeyed "bingsoo" yoghurt, with sweetgnats, candied bacon, and deep fried lard bits, drizzled with sweet condensed milk

High Rock

Alcaire smoked pea soup, with bacon lardons and fresh garden herbs

Flambéed foie gras à la Shornhelm, with a blood orange and goose fat reduction

Gorapple tarte tatin, with golden butterscotch sauce and Bantha vanilla bean ice cream

Morrowind

Smoked kwama egg yolk carbonara, with scrib bacon

Spicy Ashlander-style shalk and ash yam stew, served in a shalk carapace

"Baked Vvardenfell" guar milk ice cream and kwama meringue cake, flavoured with comberries and gold kanet flowers

Elsweyr

Old Anequina jerboa and "lap cheong" sausage pie, with a saffron rice and an ale-and-moon sugar gravy

Terror bird egg "foo yong hai" omelette, with an array of Pellitine seafood and a bhut jolokia moon sugar caramel dipping sauce

Frozen samar pekoe tea custard, with hot moon sugar fudge

Cyrodiil

Bruma barley soup, with homemade herbed sourdough foccacia

Barbecued Blackwood cavy, basted with a rich Surilie Brothers port and habanero barbecue sauce

Abecean sea salt, dark chocolate, and Cyrodiilic olive oil ice cream, with wild strawberry coulis

Skyrim

Markarth goat cheese and pine nut crème tartlets, with smoked juniper salt

Lake Honrich salmon steak, hot smoked over maple wood with Goldenglow honey, served with dill remoulade

Snowberry panna cotta, with spiced Whiterun apple-akevitt compote

Wrothgar

Echatere Gruyère and rosemary mini soufflés, with smoked Vorkhiposh roe

Echalette steak, served medium-rare, in a ginger wine jus

Kurog's wild berry chocolate gateaux, with whipped echatere cream and drenched in wrathberry brandy

Hammerfell

Port Hunding roasted red pepper and harissa hummus, with spiced lentil flatbreads

Spicy Alik'r giant snake tikka, with mint yoghurt dipping sauce and pickles

Coconut and medjool date kulfi, with a slice of rosewater and pistachio baklava

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

The Stranger 2

Warnings: non/dubcon, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Characters: Destroyer!Chris

Summary: A stranger buys the farmstead nearby and disturbs your sleepy village life.

Part of the Backwoods AU

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.

You keep a frantic pace away from Clyde's place. Well, it isn't his anymore. You realise then you didn't get a name. You didn't get much of anything. Oh god. That was horrible. You told your grandmother you didn't want to bother. That man doesn't need a pie.

You come to the end of the drive and turn down the country road. At least it's good exercise. You shrug to yourself and cringe as you try to shake off the humiliation. Just stop thinking about it.

'Pie.'

Ugh, could you not think of anything else to say? You mutter to yourself about how stupid you are. What are you going to tell your grandma? She'll have a thousand questions, as nosy as she is.

As you carry on, wiping your sweaty palms on your flowy linen pants, you hear a rumbling. It's the familiar noise of a farmer's truck. You sidle over on the shoulder to make way for the passerby. To your surprise and chagrin, they don't pass. Instead, they slow and keep a snailish pace with you.

"Hey," the man calls. You know it's the stranger, his voice is stamped in your head; 'pie'. His eyes too. His bold blue irises stormy like the ocean. "Hey, let me give you a ride. Must be quite a ways you came down here."

"It's okay," you refuse to look over, "I'm fine."

"It's not too much trouble. I'm headed into town for some supplies. Maybe you know where I can find some chain."

He revs the truck, idling then bouncing forward with each step you make. You ball your fists tight as you stomp on. Why won't he let you go hide in shame?

"It was real sweet to bring that pie," he says, "what kind was it? I couldn't tell."

"Rhubarb," you answer, still bearing down on the country road. "I can walk, sir."

"I... I hope I didn't scare you," he says.

You're silent. You stalk onward. Home, home, always so far away. His stick shift cranks and the truck stops. He leaves it running as the door pops open and his footsteps march over the pavement onto the gravel.

"Will you please stop?" He comes up behind you, "look, where I'm from, we keep things even. You brought me a pie, I'll give you a ride."

You just want him to leave you alone. He might go away quicker if you just let him drive you. Then again, you don't like the idea of being alone in a car with him.

"No thank you."

"Hmm," he as good as growls, "you're the first unfriendly face I've met around here."

"I'm not..." you let your voice trail off, "sorry sir, but it's not far."

"Then it's no big thing."

"I like to walk," you squeak.

"Damn stubborn," he comments as he stops.

You keep going as his footsteps trail away. You don't look back as his engine roars again. He falls back into the same pattern as before, lurching forward little by little with your steps. You want him to go away so badly. You have tears in your eyes.

You look across the field. The Berrys are nice people. You gauge the distance to the trees. There's an old path you haven't been along since Cassidy still lived at home, your old babysitter.

You veer suddenly and fall into a sprint across the expanse of tall grass. You must look ridiculous but you've already made such a fool of yourself that it hardly matters. You're not really thinking, you're panicking.

You hear his engine stop and grumble in place. You pump your arms as you race over the flat ground and disappear behind the old well and down towards the brush. Your lungs burn but you don't stop. You can't.

He wouldn't follow you, would he?

You don't stop until you have to. You gasp and gulp and peer over your shoulder into the trees. There's nothing but the moss and scrambling critters. You stumble and lean on a thick trunk.

Great. You really outdid yourself. That man must think you're insane. Maybe you are.

You catch your breath and set back on the path home. Too bad the village is so small. The only way you'll never run into him again is if you take on a self-imposed exile.

Or you could just become a hermit.

You come in sight of your grandma's house. She's on the porch, swaying in the bench swing as she crochets. You tramp up the steps as she glance over without turning her head.

“That was quick,” she comments. “What happened to you?”

“Nothing,” you lie.

“You're a mess,” she scowls at your pants, mud splattered up the chambray.

“Oh, uh, yeah,” you shrug. “Just took a shortcut.

“Mhmm, aren't you going to tell me about them?”

“Um,” you move to lean on the porch railing, “it was just some guy.”

“Some guy?” She wonders, needles clacking. “Young, old?”

“Er, I guess, pretty young…”

“So no wife? Single, hm,” she mulls.

“I think. I didn't ask.”

“Well, what's his name?”

“Oh.”

“Oh?” She narrows her eyes.

“I didn't… get it.”

“Ugh,” she frowns, “I should've gone myself but my hip. I'll have to call Lynette and see if she's heard anythinf else.”

“Sorry,” you pout.

“Well, you never were very social,” she tuts, “but I'd say you're more than old enough to learn. I'd like to have a great grandchild or two before I'm in the ground.”

“Grandma,” you exclaim, “don't talk like that.”

“You need me too. You need sense. You have no sense of urgency, dear. In a place like this, that's saying something.”

You deflate and throw your hands up, “sorry to disappoint… again.”

You push yourself off the railing and drag your feet towards the door.

“Oh don't be a child,” she reproaches.

You ignore her snipe, “what do you want for dinner?”

“Already in the oven,” she states tritely, “silly me, I thought you might invite the new neighbour to meet me, since I'm a but limited at the moment.”

“I… didn't think.”

She hums in disapproving agreement. You continue inside before she can make you feel any smaller. You know you're behind, you always have been. You're just as disappointed as she is.

[mothertaeraesa]

zb1 as summer activities

pairing: ot9 x gender neutral reader

genre: blurb format, nonidol verse, summer au, fluff

warnings: slightly suggestive in matthew's, yujin's can be read as platonic or romantic

word count: 1.5k

kim jiwoong | camping

The smell of smoke and wood wafts to your nose, as you peek your head up from the top of the hammock that’s attached to two red maples. You watch Jiwoong silently while he chops a few more pieces of wood before tossing them on top of the roaring flames from the fire pit. Discarded pans and dishes are off to the side from the filling dinner of meat and ramen that your boyfriend had so generously prepared all by himself. You had insisted on helping him cook and clean, but Jiwoong, ever the gentleman, made sure you didn't lift a finger at all this trip and had done everything himself. "Woongie," you call faintly. "Yes, my love?" Jiwoong pauses his movements and gives you his full attention with a smile. "Come cuddle with me and then let's make s'mores?" The man drops everything and hurries over to you, nearly toppling on top of you before planting a kiss to the crown of your head. "Anything for you."

zhang hao | pool party

"Marco!" Sounds of "polo" are shouted back in various pitches and noise levels, as you and your friends splash around in the water. Blue skies bleed into hues of oranges and pinks while you all have spent the whole day getting wrinkly in Ricky's pool. Feeling thirsty from all the games, you slip out and grab your towel, drying off before sitting on the edge while sipping your cold drink from the cooler. You watch Taerae get attacked by a closed-eyed Matthew as a finger taps your thigh. Hao stands waist-deep in front of you with his mouth open, making indistinguishable noises, but you catch onto what he wants. Pouring the rest of the drink in his mouth, you discard the can to the side before leaning down to plant a peck on the man's lips. The drink lingers with the faintest taste of chlorine, but it's only a momentary thought, as Hao's laugh fills the air while he suddenly tugs you by the hand back into the water.

sung hanbin | blueberry picking

It’s sunny and swelteringly hot outside. Sweat drips down your forehead, and you can’t help but wipe it with the back of your hand in slight disgust. You wonder how you ended up here, a somewhat crowded blueberry patch during such a humid summer day. But then you glance over across the bush at Hanbin who has a wide and excited grin on his face. “Look at this one!” He exclaims excitedly, holding up a big, ripe blue one for you to see. You nod at him, an enamored look in your eyes. You guess that you could deal with the bugs and uncomfortable stickiness on your skin if it means seeing Hanbin happy like a kid in a candy store. You both fill up two large buckets with the sweet berry and take them home, making blueberry pie, muffins, tarts, and jam.

seok matthew | carnivals

The bright lights from the tents down below look like twinkling stars from up above, as you, Matthew, and the giant stuffed bear that he had won squish into the ferris wheel cart. You eagerly point out all the places you both had been that night when you get a better view, and Matthew watches you adoringly with a smile. When you're finally at the top, he snakes an arm around your waist before leaning in for a long kiss. "You know about the rumors?" He murmurs quietly against your lips, eyes locked onto yours. Heat rises to your cheeks at the close proximity as you shake your head silently. "They say that if you kiss on top of the ferris wheel, your relationship will last forever." The man goes in for another, taking his sweet time before peppering delicate kisses across your jaw until his lips linger by the shell of your ear. "I guess that means you're mine for eternity."

kim taerae | farmer's market

You and Taerae walk hand in hand through the rows upon rows of stalls selling everything from freshly baked goods to blooming flowers. A loaf of sourdough, ruby red apples, prosciutto, some cheese, and a blanket sit in your tote bag on Taerae's shoulder for the picnic that was planned for later. The two of you had made it a habit to wake up early on Sundays to take a walk, go to your favorite cafe for brunch, and then head over to the weekly farmer's market. There was something domestic about the little routine you both had fallen into, and you definitely didn't mind the quiet coos that grannys would offer on the street about how much of an adorable couple you two were. Taerae suddenly stops in front of a booth selling mason jars of wildflowers and instantly hands the owner some cash, insisting you pick out your favorite with a kiss to your temple.

shen ricky | beach day

The sound of waves crashing against the sand are like white noise in your ears, as you lay out under the beating sun. Your skin feels warm from spending the afternoon outside, but you sense a presence and jump a little at the cold drops that fall onto you. “You gonna come in the water?” Ricky asks while a hand runs through his hair, more droplets hitting you as he shakes his head like a wet dog. “Maybe in a little bit,” you reply, taking in the sight of the blonde boy before you. a thin silver chain falls down the slope of his neck and rests just above his bare chest. His swim trunks fit him well and are in a light rose shade that he had boughten after you had offhandedly mentioned that you thought he looked good in the color. “Like what you see?” There’s a slightly smug tone in his voice as he catches you staring. “You look nice.” In one swift motion, Ricky picks you up and throws you over his shoulder with ease, moving towards the water and threatening to drop you in unless you give him a better compliment than just “nice.”

kim gyuvin | dog walking

"Buttercup, please don't bite eumpappa's ear!" You hear your boyfriend's voice before you see him, but the sight before you causes Gyuvin to whine as you nearly double over in tears. "Babe, how did this happen?" The brunette gives a sheepish smile, tips of his ears red, while you help untangle him from the many dog leashes wrapped around him. Gyuvin had decided to take up dog walking as a summer side job to make some extra money to take you out on dates. He had thought it was a brilliant idea considering that he already walked eumpappa, so what were a few more pups? Well, a few more soon turned into five which then turned into eight, and although Gyuvin was too prideful at first to ask for your help, you eventually got the call to meet him outside of his apartment complex with the promise of ice cream in return. You supposed it all worked out in the end, as you got to spend time with cute puppies and your even cuter boyfriend.

park gunwook | camp counselors

Gunwook throws a glance over at you once and a while, finding it cute how your face scrunches up in concentration as you make your bead bracelet. Originally, the boy had come over to sit next to you, but you had banished him to the other side of the arts and crafts hall, declaring that he wasn’t allowed to peek at what you were going to work on. So here Gunwook was, pouty and a bit sulky, as he waited patiently for you to finish whatever you were doing so he could spend some time with you. The second he sees you snipping the thin string with scissors, he rushes over like an eager puppy. “Here, I made this for you.” Taking his large hand in yours, you slip the bracelet that adorns your name onto his wrist. Before you can say anything else, Gunwook repeats the action, wordlessly giving you the one he had made too. You peak at the letters with a smile. Gunwook.

han yujin | lemonade stands

"Yujin, aren't you a little too old to run a lemonade stand?" Slowly pulling your sunglasses down and peering over them, you stare a bit incredulously at the boy sitting in the children's chair that's clearly too small for him. "I-I'm just helping out my cousin..." He manages to stutter in a bit of embarrassment, rubbing the nape of his neck and avoiding eye contact. You readjust your sunglasses and notice the little girl coming back out of the house with a plastic pitcher filled to the brim with the citrusy drink. "I'll take three." You say suddenly, pulling out the proper amount and handing it to Yujin, as he snaps out of his daze. The little girl perks up at the influx of business, eagerly pouring three cups. You leave a generous tip in the plastic jar and hand her one of the cups before taking a seat in the grass of the lawn beside Yujin. Sipping on the cool liquid, you extend the extra cup to him with a smile.

[littlefaefeather]

Black Butler manga foods/drinks

I'm sure I missed some things, but it was all things that weren't really named or specified, or I couldn't tell with certainty what they were. @sebastian-ciel-mutual-bullying this is for you! feel free to take and use as you need o7 Book 1 breakfast: poached salmon and mint salad with toast, scones, and pain de campagne on the sides, ceylon tea horribly salty lemonade dinner: Japanese green tea, gyuutatakidon, Italian red wine, apricot and green tea mille-feuille dessert: orchard fruit cake with pears, plums, and blackberries dessert: deep-dish apple raisin pie milk

Book 2 assam tea afternoon tea: keemun and summer pudding of currants and other berries lunch: stuffed cabbage and minted potato salad chocolate earl grey afternoon tea: cornmeal cake of pears and blackberries salty rosehip herbal tea

Book 3 hot milk with honey or brandy peeled apple assam tea with milk oranges with shalimar tea steak and kidney pie and salmon sandwiches messy birthday cake and donburi strawberry-decorated birthday cake

Book 4 fish chai with ginger breakfast: shrimp curry and French toast with ginger mackerel with gooseberry sauce and cottage pie

Book 5 British-style Bengali chicken curry chicken curry afternoon snack: gateau au chocolat beef curry blue lobster with seven curries curry bun assam tea white darjeeling tea champagne sushi

Book 6 Christmas pudding cookies shaped like bones fish and chips, meat pies, bread

Book 7 rice porridge dinner: milk risotto with a three-mushroom medley, a pot-au-feu of pork and wine, and a warm apple compote with yogurt sauce

Book 8 oranges afternoon tea: chocolate macarons with fruits and three-berry shortcake

Book 9 custard cream puffs red wine white wine brunch: herring pie and spinach quiche dinner: curry, and chopped vegetables for an appetizer

Book 10 dinner: soybean hamburg steaks

Book 11 elevenses: darjeeling tea and petits fours tonkatsu, shougayaki, tonjiru, tonshabu, yakiton

Book 12 cake with strawberries on top

Book 13 spiny lobster saute, roast turkey, sticky toffee pudding, fairy cakes (cupcakes) warm milk with honey

Book 14 watered-down darjeeling tea darjeeling tea dinner: roast duck and gateau chocolat

Book 15 golden syrup sponge pudding tea cakes lemon myrtle souffle glace with milk tea

Book 16 lunch: beef mince pie

Book 17 dessert: strawberries, cream, and meringue (Eton mess) with a side of iced summer pudding

Book 18 chicken pie coffee and walnut cake

Book 19 ravioli (maultaschen) and wurst soup, stewed pork with herbs and spices (eisbein), and rote grutze (sour berries boiled and chilled to jelly, served with cream) evening snack: caramel macarons, coffee cream eclairs, dark chocolate florentines. black tea ceylon tea

Book 22 earl grey tea with orange almond cake and berry tarts

Book 23 smoked salmon sandesh (milk sweets)

Book 24 soft licorice candy apples

Book 25 berry-filled pudding fish and chips and steak and ale pie gulab jamun (fried balls of dough drenched in syrup)

Book 29 kidney pie, fish and chips, and ale wild-hare pie tapioca steak

Book 30 nilgiri tea breakfast: pea soup, meatballs, croissants, boiled egg, orange jelly chicken and steamed vegetable salad, oxtail stew, pain de campagne with butter oolong tea

Book 31 candy cigarettes

[malsfefanfics]

OC Profile: Rosamund

art by @/nessiemccormick, edited down to icon size by me

"You wish to know more about Rosamund? She's rather easy to talk to, once you get past that Vestra pride. Though I honestly don't know her that well, given how Hubert didn't even tell me of her existance until recently. She also tends to keep people at dog's length from her at all times. Yes, I mean 'dog'." -- Edelgard, about Rosamund.

Full name: Rosamund von Vestra Nicknames: Rosa (Raphael, Mercedes, Caspar, Constance, Claude), Rosebud (Hapi), Rosie (by Dorothea), Petal (For Hubert Use Only), Little Rose Wolf (Yuri) Birthday: Day 6 of the Harpstring Moon, 1165 Age: 15-16 (Pre-TS), 20+ (Post-TS) Crest: None Family: Marquis Iason von Vestra (Father, Deceased), Medee (Mother), Hubert (Older Brother), Tancred (Younger Brother), Rigel (Best Hound) Nationality: Adrestia Titles: Master of the Hounds, The Thorn Huntress, Devoted Bloom Voice Claim: Jeannie Tirado (leaning more towards Rose from Resident Evil Village in tone)

Interests: Hunting, History of Fódlan and surrounding nations, Weapons and training, Singing Likes: Sweets, Dogs, Her brothers, Fish, Healthy Competition, Saint Cichol Dislikes: Her father, The Church, Saint Seiros, Noble Society, Liars, Formal Dresses, Herself

Favorite Meals: Super Spicy Fish Dango, Pheasant Roast with Berry Sauce, Pickled Rabbit Skewers Liked Meals: Saghert and Cream, Sweet Trio Bun, Grilled Herring, Sautéed Jerky, Small Fish Skewers, Fried Crayfish Disliked Meals: Daphnel Stew, Bourgeois Pike, Cheesy Verona Stew, Gautier Cheese Gratin

Tea Preferences: Lavender Blend, Almyran Pine Needles, Mint Tea, Rose Petal Blend

Liked Gifts: Hunting Dagger, The History of Fódlan, Fishing Float, Smoked Meat, any flower, Stylish Hair Clip Disliked Gifts: Gemstone Beads, Goddess Statuette, Blue Cheese, Book of Crest Designs

Lost Items:

Book of Hunters' Fables: A hand written book of fables and folk songs shared by hunters from across the continent. Looks well read.

Family Dagger: A dagger with a pink blade and a green handle. Reminds you of primroses.

Children's Music Box: A silver music box that plays an unfamiliar lullaby. There's the coat of arms of an Adrestian Family on the lid.

Starting Class: Noble Preferred Class Path: Noble --> Fighter/Myrmidon --> Archer/Thief --> Sniper/Assassin Strength: Bow, Sword Weakness: White Magic, Black Magic, Dark Magic Budding Talent: Authority Personal Skill: 'Howling Shot', increases power against Demonic Beasts by +5.

Weapons Starting Levels:

Sword: D Lance: E+ Axe: E Bow: B Brawling: E Reason: E Faith: E Authority: C Heavy Armor: E Riding: E+ Flying: E

Base Stats:

HP: 25 Str: 7 Mag: 1 Dex: 8 Spd: 6 Lck: 7 Def: 6 Res: 7 Cha: 9

Learned Faith Spells: ??? Learned Reason Spells: ???

Recruit Requirements for Canon-Compliance AUs: Crimson Flower requires C-support with Hubert and Edelgard, and B-support with Petra or Bernadetta. Verdant Wind requires B+ Rank or Higher of Flying, Faith, and Reason, and must have majority of Black Eagles and Ashen Wolves recruited. Cannot be recruited on Blue Lions or Silver Snow.

Potential Supports:

Byleth

Hubert

Tancred

Medee

Edelgard

Petra

Linhardt

Caspar

Dorothea

Bernadetta

Ferdinand

Jeritza

Mercedes

Felix

Sylvain

Ashe

Annette

Claude

Leonie

Raphael

Lysithea

Yuri

Hapi

Constance

Seteth

Flayn

Shamir

Hanneman

Manuela

Crit Quotes:

You wish!

For my brothers!

How annoying.

I'll never lose!

You call that a shot?

I thought you'd be a challenge.

I'll cut you down!

Time for the hunt!

No goddess can save you.

Defeat Quotes:

I can't fall here. Best to pull back for now.

That...could have gone better.

I'm sorry, brother. I failed you.....

Your Majesty, please....look after my family.....

I guess I truly am....the weakest Vestra.....

Skill Level Increase Quotes:

I can use this on the hunt.

This is easy as pie.

Another day, another lesson.

I can do that? Explains a lot. (Budding Talent)

I....I actually do that? (Magic)

Level Up Quotes:

As to be expected of a Vestra.

Excellence comes with hard work.

Getting stronger and wiser.

Missed the mark, it seems.

I can hear the old man scoffing from the grave.

Not sure I have much left to learn.

Gift Quotes:

Liked Gifts: Oh, I love this! How did you know?

Neutral Gifts: Thanks. This will be useful for later.

Disliked Gifts: You might have better luck elsewhere.

[mollywog]

Asks are always open! I’d love to hear from you!!

No promises, but prompts and suggestions welcome!

New icon by @charlunday!!

(Previous Icon by @theartofdreaming1!!🩶)

The Hunger Games

Fics and such

Some things I've written

Work in Progress List

Tumblr exclusives: #Easy as Pie, War is Canceled AU, Where the Mockingjays Sing Part 1, #Fake Fic Ask Game, how am I supposed to focus… Prompt, Gadge concept [2], Sleepless in Seattle AU, dark!Peeta Concept, Somewhere in Time AU, Mayor Peeta, Persuasion AU, Laurel (part 3b)

Fic inspo/aesthetics: Laurel, Daydreams & Dandelions, Odds, Lake Glass, Hanging Tree, Everyday Magic, Midday Musings, The Fruit Stand, Acts of Goodness, Wild Wednesdays

Regencylark: Netherfield Ball ask, THG Sense and Sensibility, fic recs, Regencylark Series, WtSA AU, Regency Katniss & Regency Peeta, Regencylark art!

Other things I love

The Blue Castle, (#blue castle book club) I run @dustpileofherown

Anne Shirley, Gilbert Blythe, and LM Montgomery in general

Emma and Jane Austen in general [x]

Far From the Madding Crowd

North and South

Copious amount of links below the cut

I don’t know how anyone finds anything here so I’ll just excessively link posts - whoops!

Katniss: Why did Katniss vote yes, Girl had it bad!, Katniss Prim’s-the-only-person-in-the-world-I'm-certain-I-love Everdeen, time spent

The enigma that is Madge Undersee - Madge and Katniss’s friendship pin

Haymitch: knew right away Katniss was a contender, [ x ] [ x ], star crossed lovers strategy, Haymitch and Katniss similarities, part of why he chose Katniss [x], The crushing weight of caring, always

An Ode to Platonic Everdair: pt1, pt2, pt3

Peeta: in the sewer, the Mellark Men, Peeta and Gale almost friends, eyelashes, making friends

Gifts, the Mockingjay Pin

74th Tributes

Victors, do you think we would have ended up like that? Annie, Cecilia

Reaping Slips Math

Valley Song/Reaping parallels

Headcanons - pumpkins, Post-War Victors, home furnishings disposal, Katniss the District Vet, spud, photography, a light on at midnight

Come to my Garden: Wild Onions, Berries, Mountain Laurel

Not mine: character analysis

#Ficback Friday

I make a list in my head [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [my brand], [🍓] [x]

Elephants

Days of the week ref

[clarasimone]

THE ONE I LOVE

I thought I'd get less than 10 readers for my non-fandom based fanfic, homaging Iain Glen (proposing an AU from a film which hasn't come out yet, no less) but I just hit 600 readers for my 12 chapters, and I'm sincerely overjoyed. So thank you Tumblr friends :-)))))))))))))))

And immense hugs to @terisrog and @marmalademouse for the collaborations!!!

She felt loved.

In his arms.

In the heat of summer, as warm as his caresses. As lulling as his voice, so deep, so mesmerising; its lilt, susurrating, hypnotising, like the sweet, sweet buzz of the furrowing bees gorging themselves all around them. While he confessed his love. With words, immodest and true, rumbling his need for her. Irrepressible, imperious, too-long contained it hurt, it ached, it seemed to tear him apart, it—

—It drove him to bed her, in the hay he had just harvested… the very moment she looked at him, just so . The moment she slipped her fingers through his hair, just so . And opened her rosy lips to his, just so . 

Oh yes, she felt loved.

Amidst the poppies. His bearded cheek nuzzling the curve of her visage, his lips tasting her pulse, the strength of him crushing her gracile form and the wild strawberries staining her white dress. The one she was so desperate to lose, the one he was ruffling, and ripping, so eager to free her. So eager for his flesh to meet hers. So—

“Leonard, please!” She couldn’t wait, she wanted him so!

My love. Mine, mine, mine … she kept thinking, feverishly. Like a prayer from which there could be no escape. To which she wanted him to surrender.

“Leonard, Leon—ugh!” she moaned, deeply. He smelled of hay and sweat and sweet cloves when he took her.

And the sun, the sun was crowning his head with a golden halo, as he kissed her, and kissed her, and kissed her while his hips, ravishing her, echoed her wish and heartbeat: you are mine. Dear Lord, you are mine.

You are mine.

But then.

Of course.

She woke up.

“Mathilde?” he said, softly, stirring her. She must have fallen asleep, pausing for a moment, in the midst of her berry picking. 

Yes, the strawberries. Staining her white dress. She meant to harvest them to bake a pie.

“Leonard…” she answered drowsily, unaware she wasn’t dreaming anymore. Forgetting to guard herself as she smiled up at him, like a woman contented, a woman in love.

Oh no! she thought, but not quick enough.

Because she saw it then, just before she truly regained her senses, before she knew to compose herself. She saw it when his tall frame eclipsed the sun, showing her his handsome features: there was a flicker of recognition in his eyes—shut down before it bloomed, but not before piercing his heart. Yes, the thought brushed his mind: this is how she’d looked, in the aftermath of pleasure.

Yet…

“You fell asleep,” he stated. Simply, tenderly—as was his way, always.

And it was over then, the next second washing away any semblance of improper knowledge from his blue, blue eyes. And any communion between them.

He extended his hand to help her get to her feet: Leonard. The man she loved… with absolutely no hope of reciprocity. Because, you see, she was to wed his son. 

[askstellarandfriends]

If these are next-gen characters, who is who's parents? (like who is Stellar's parents, who is Kunzite's parents, etc etc)

I'mma answer this one in text this time, this is a next gen AU. Not all of the characters are next gens. Stellar is just an OC (Who's parents will be revealed in time but if I say who now it will be very spoilery) Then some of the next gens ended up in this universe from another universe because they were either adopted or I just wanted to create them.

I can show a list of the current next gens though, fair warning, the list is long: Pixel Note: Button Mash x Sweetie Belle Apple Slice: Caramel Chance-A-Lot x Applejack Appleseed: Caramel Chance-A-Lot x Applejack Sharp Gleam: Diamond Tiara x Snips Gem Shine: Discord x Rarity (another universe transfer) Sunrise Illusion: Discord x Celestia Muffin: Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves Time Bubble: Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves Rose Seed: Feather Weight x Babs Seed Blue Ribbon: Flam x Cherry Jubilee Constellation Sparkle: Flash Sentry x Twilight Sparkle Apple Cider: Flim x Apple Fritter Apple Crisp: Big Macintosh x Fluttershy Crass: Grogar x Everest(OC) Star Tricks: Luna x Trixie Lulamoon (another universe transfer) Dream Walker: Sombra x Luna Mint Swirl: Lyra x Bonbon Pop Rocks: Lyra x Bonbon Shooting Star: Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle (another universe transfer) Midnight Aurora: Nightmare Moon x Everlight Everlasting (another universe transfer) Record Label: Octavia Melody x Vinyl Scratch Play Wright: Pink Tom x Trailblazer (another universe transfer, parents are from the @projectfimily universe) Honeycrisp Apple: Pip Squeak x Apple Bloom Surprise Pop: Pokey Pierce x Pinkie Pie Quick Dash: Rumble x Scootaloo Luminia: Sassy Saddles x Thorax (another universe transfer) Gem Gleam: Snails X Silver Spoon Cumulus: Sky Stinger x Vapor Trail Spectra: Soarin x Rainbow Dash Thunder Cloud: Soarin x Rainbow Dash Molto Vivace: Songbird Serenade x Rainbow Dash (another universe transfer) Crystal Fire: Spike x Rarity Kunzite: Spike x Rarity Opal: Spike x Rarity Bright Idea: Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Sunset Sparkle: Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Luster Dawn (Yes, I know she's from the show but I wanted to incorporate her in the next gens): Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Dawn Delight: Sunset Shimmer x Trixie Lulamoon Royal Blue: Blue Blood x Twilight Sparkle (another universe transfer) Spring Breeze: Vapor Trail x Tree Hugger Evermore: Zecora x Gizmo Lightning Strike: Master x Marble Pie (He is not sure where/when he came from anymore)

Non next gens: Spell Caster - Currently a statue Alicorn Poupée - Living Doll Stellar Cables - Alicorn Flicker - Changeling Mimic - Reformed Changeling Chambers - Currently a ghost Draconequus Everest - Draconequus Berry Blue - Earth Pony Film Reel - Earth Pony Flora Fauna - Earth Pony Harvest - Dead Earth Pony (Can appear as a ghost) Herbal Remedy - Earth Pony Light Heart - Earth Pony Melody Fever (DJ Fever Beats) - Earth Pony Music Rush - Earth Pony Paint Point - Earth Pony Phantom Ink - Possessed Earth Pony Quill Pen - Assumed Earth Pony Rapid Gear - Earth Pony Sun Dial - Currently a ghost Earth Pony Swift Apple - Earth Pony Wave Breaker - Earth Pony Bursting Flame - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Cross Stitch - Unicorn Fast Catch - Pegasus Fire Forge - Earth Pony Kiwi Tart - Unicorn Sweet Note - Earth Pony Twirling Ribbon - Earth Pony Gray Claw - Griffon Crescent - Hippogriff Fallon - Hippogriff Amphy - Fenec Fox Earth Pony Hybrid Draco - ??? Pony Hybrid Forest Jewel - Deer Unicorn Hybrid Mizu - Ray Pony Hybrid Night Shade - Deer Changeling Hybrid Willow - Deer Pegasus Hybrid King Variant - Dead Kirin King (Can appear as a ghost) Spring Leaf - Kirin Charlie and Dave - Two headed lamb Granite - Diamond Dog Maple Tree - Dikdik Oak Tree - Dikdik Droplet - Pegasus Dusk Light - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Gale Force - Currently a ghost Pegasus Vampony Happy Sales - Pegasus Popcorn - Pegasus Shady Deal - Pegasus Starlight Flight - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Sweet Smile - Pegasus Sweet Treat - Pegasus Violet - Pegasus (another universe transfer) Tango - Siren (Looks younger than actually is) Autumn Leaf - Unicorn Chai Tea - Unicorn Cuddle Bug - Unicorn Ink Blot - Unicorn Lily Pad - Unicorn Peppercorn - Unicorn Professor Spark - Unicorn Red Shine - Unicorn Silver Star - Unicorn Song Note - Unicorn Stardew Valley - Unicorn Symphony - Currently a ghost Unicorn Winter Breeze - Unicorn Moon Mist - Vampony If you want to ask any of the characters a random question, just be sure to put who you want to ask. Hope this helps!

~ GPG Mod

[thecookieverse]

List of Characters and Series

Here is a list of all the OC's and Characters that are in the Cookieverse. OC's and media listed alphabetically

OC's

Blueberry Muffin Cookie

Hot Dog Cookie

Autumn Herald Cookie

Spring Maiden Cookie

Summer Autarch Cookie

Winter Envoy Cookie

Official Characters

American Dragon Jake Long

Lanatus Dragon Cookie (Jake Long)

Russet Potato Cookie (Arthur "Spud" Spudinski)

Chocolate Truffle Cookie (Trixie Carter)

Yellow Lily Cookie (Rose)

Banjo Kazooie An in-universe video game

Gummy Bear Cookie (Banjo)

Buffalo Wing Cookie (Kazooie)

Green Milkshake Cookie (Gruntilda)

Sausage Toad Cookie (Klungo)

Gummy Skull Cookie (Mumbo)

Steak Pie Cookie (Bottles)

Bubble-and-Squeak Cookie (Jamjars)

Big Hero 6

Maki Roll Cookie (Hiro Hamada)

Marshmallow Creme Cookie (Baymax)

Gummy Hoop Cookie (Go Go)

Yuzu Cookie (Honey Lemon)

Zucchini Cookie (Wasabi Cookie)

Taco Cookie (Fred Frederickson IV)

Chowder

Pudding Pop Cookie (Chowder)

Bean Soup Cookie (Mung Daal)

Mushroom Bisque Cookie (Truffles)

Rock Candy Cookie (Schnitzel)

Calamansi Cookie (Endive)

Marshmallow Bunny Cookie (Panini)

Pickled Tomato Cookie (Gazpacho)

Cuphead

Strawberry Milk Cookie (Cuphead)

Blueberry Milk Cookie (Mugman)

Au Lait Cookie (Elder Kettle)

Golden Milk Cookie (Legendary Chalice/Ms. Chalice)

The Root Pack

Yukon Gold Cookie (Sal Spudder)

Yellow Onion Cookie (Ollie Bulb)

Chantenay Cookie (Chauncey Chantenay)

Berry Gelatin Cookie (Goopy Le Grande)

Star Spinel Cookie (Hilda Berg)

Gin Cookie and Tonic Cookie (Ribby and Croaks)

Orange Carnation Cookie (Cagney Carnation Cookie)

Cherry Cane Cookie (Baroness Von Bon Bon)

Candy Popcorn Cookie (Beppi the Clown)

Shish Tawook Cookie (Dijimmi the Great)

Serrano Dragon Cookie (Grim Matchstick)

Cuckoo Egg Cookie (Wally Warbles)

Pheasant Egg Cookie (Willy Warbles)

Golden Honey Cookie (Rumor Honeybottoms)

Rum Cookie (Captain Brineybeard)

Turquoise Rose Cookie (Sally Stageplay)

Vienna Sausage Cookie (Werner Werman)

Amethyst Cookie (Dr. Kahl)

Fluorite Cookie (Cala Maria)

King Cake Cookie (King Dice)

Devil’s Cigar Cookie (The Devil)

Sylvanite Cookie (Glumstone the Giant)

Moonshine Mob:

Gin Rickey Cookie (Charlie Left Legs)

Jack Rose Cookie (Light Bug)

Sazerac Cookie (Anteater)

Moonshine Cookie (Announcer Snail)

Moon Mist Cookie (Mortimer Freeze)

Was a teacher for the Parfaedia Institute (taught ice magic). But was fired after attempting to get students to join his cult. Now resides somewhere with the cult in the Giant Icing Ridge (nearby the Dark Cacao Kingdom).

Chorizo Cookie (Esther Winchester)

Howling Aces

Pineapple Mint Cookie (Sergeant O’Fera)

Upside-Down Cake Cookie (Pilot Bulldog)

Pineapple Juice Cookies (Yankee Yippers)

Table Salt Cookie (Chef Saltbaker)

Cyberchase

Alfajor Cookie (Inez)

Key Lime Cookie (Matt)

Cranberry Flan Cookie (Jackie)

Dexter's Laboratory

Omelet Cookie (Dexter)

Omurice Cookie (Dee Dee)

Quail Egg Cookie (Mandark)

Disney Fairies

Dianthus Cookie (Tinkerbell)

Water Iris Cookie (Silvermist)

Marigold Cookie (Iridessa)

Alstromeria Cookie (Fawn)

Dahlia Cookie (Rosetta)

Windflower Cookie (Vidia)

Disney Princesses

Apple Streusel Cookie (Snow White)

Blue Pumpkin Cookie (Cinderella)

Loganberry Cookie (Aurora)

Alexandrite Cookie (Ariel)

Profiterole Cookie (Belle)

Bastani Sonnati Cookie (Jasmine)

Jian Dui Cookie (Mulan)

Beignet Cookie (Tiana)

Rampion Cookie (Rapunzel)

Barmbrack Cookie (Merida)

Haupia Cookie (Moana)

Doki Doki Literature Club

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika)

Strawberry Cupcake Cookie (Natsuki)

Ruby Chocolate Cookie (Sayori)

Chamomile Tea Cookie (Yuri)

Earthbound (Mother)

Gum Scrap Cookie (Ness)

Apple Pie Cookie (Paula)

Custard Doughnut Cookie (Jeff)

Onigiri Cookie (Poo)

Pork Rind Cookie (Porky Minch)

Lemon Swirl Cookie (Lucas)

Prickly Pear Cookie (Kumatora)

Blue Potato Cookie (Duster)

Orange Swirl Cookie (Claus)

Kid Icarus

Angel Food Cookie (Pit)

Manzanilla Olive Cookie (Palutena)

Souvlaki Cookie (Magnus)

Chocolate Cake Cookie (Dark Pit)

??? (Medusa)

??? (Hades)

Blue Spirulina Cookie (Pandora)

??? (Gaol)

??? (Thanatos)

Salad Cookie (Viridi)

??? (Arlon)

Electrolyte Cookie (Phosphora)

Gravity Falls

Peanut Butter Cookie (Dipper)

Grape Jam Cookie (Mabel)

Club Sandwich Cookie (Grunkle Stan)

Maple Syrup Cookie (Wendy)

Empanada Cookie (Soos)

Reuben Cookie (Ford)

White Truffle Cookie (Pacifica Northwest)

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Sugar Skull Cookie (Grim)

Tangelo Cookie (Billy)

Oleander Cookie (Billy)

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Camembert Cookie (Ed)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd)

Jawbreaker Cookie (Eddy)

Caprese Salad Cookie (Kevin)

Vieux Lille Cookie (Sarah)

Dandelion Cookie (Jimmy)

Bratwurst Cookie (Rolf)

Passion Fruit Cookie (Nazz)

Granola Bar Cookie (Jonny)

Limburger Cookie (May Kanker)

Mashed Potato Cookie (Marie Kanker)

Fish Stick Cookie (Lee Kanker)

Eddsworld

Broccoli Cookie (Edd)

Seltzer Cookie (Tom)

Choco Milk Cookie (Matt)

Peppermint Bark Cookie (Tord)

Cayenne Cookie (Blaze, OC)

Black Raspberry Cookie (Dusk, OC)

Guacamole Cookie (Eduardo)

Cinnamon Roll Cookie (Jon)

Sugar Plum Cookie (Mark)

Tomato Cookie (Jordan, OC)

Blood Orange Cookie (Blade, OC)

Garlic Cookie (Dawn, OC)

Tobacco Cookie (Paul)

Lemon Drop Cookie (Patryck)

Choco Popcorn Cookie (Bing)

Snowcap Cookie (Larry)

Lavender Cookie (Laurel)

Dipped Strawberry Cookie (Kim)

Raspberry Torte Cookie (Katya)

El Tigre

Chili Lollipop Cookie (Manny Rivera/El Tigre)

Blueberry Churro Cookie (Frida Suarez)

Paloma Cookie (Rodolfo Rivera/White Pantera)

??? (Grandpapi Rivera/Puma Loco)

??? (Zoe Aves/Black Cuervo)

??? (Carmelita Aves/Voltura)

??? (Grandmami Aves/Lady Gobbler)

Friday Night Funkin

Slushie Cookie (Boyfriend/Jacob)

Cherry Cola Cookie (Girlfriend/Amber)

Rose Water Cookie (Senpai/Kenji)

Orange Velvet Cookie (Blaze, OC) 

Soft Serve Cookie (Dusk, OC)

Waffle Cone Cookie (Vince)

Vanilla Bean Cookie (Emilia)

Devil's Food Cookie (Daddy Dearest/Maurice)

Cola Cake Cookie (Mommy Mearest/Donna)

Caramel Apple Cookie (Pico)

Candy Bone Cookie (Skid)

Mellowcreme Pumpkin Cookie (Pump)

Lemon Curd Cookie (Lemon Demon)

Kirby

Starmallow Cookie (Kirby)

Battenberg Cookie (King Dedede)

Jostaberry Cookie (Meta Knight)

Tangerine Cookie (Bandana Dee)

Blueberry Cobbler Cookie (Gooey)

Berry Fudge Cookie (Marx)

Fruit Ribbon Cookie (Ribbon)

Food Coloring Cookie (Adeleine)

Bloodberry Cookie (Dark Meta Knight)

Mirror Glaze Cookie (Dark Mind)

Rainbow Frosting Cookie (Drawcia)

Stilton Gold Cookie (Daroach)

Golden Delicious Cookie (Magolor)

Tarantula Cookie (Taranza)

Honeycomb Cookie (Queen Sectonia)

Strawberry Ripple Cookie (Susie)

Golden Opulence Cookie (President Haltmann)

Rainbow Sherbet Cookie (Elline)

Fondant Cookie (Claycia)

Frozen Yogurt Cookie (Francisca)

Pepper Kebab Cookie (Flamberge)

Lemon Tart Cookie (Zan Partizanne)

Poison Hemlock Cookie (Hyness)

Blue Lemonade Cookie (Elfilin)

Veal Orloff Cookie (Leongar)

Funnel Cake Cookie (Clawroline)

KND

Strawberry Fool Cookie (Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1)

Chili Dog Cookie (Hoagie P. Gilligan/Numbuh 2)

Matcha Choco Cookie (Kuki Sanban/Numbuh 3)

Hokey Pokey Cookie (Wallabee “Wally” Beatles/Numbuh 4)

Salted Caramel Cookie (Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh 5)

Soda Bread Cookie (Fanny Fulbright/Numbuh 86)

Lemon Meringue Cookie (Rachel McKenzie/Numbuh 362)

Caramel Macchiato Cookie (Cree Lincoln)

??? (Chad Dickson/Numbuh 274)

Black Olive Cookie (Father)

Five-Layer Cookie (The Delightful Children from Down the Lane/Sector Z)

Refried Beans Cookie (Lenny), Sour Cream Cookie (David), White Cheddar Cookie (Bruce), Pico de Gallo Cookie (Constance), and Lettuce Cookie (Alessandra). 

Lalaloopsy

Valerian Cookie (Pillow Featherbed)

Sprinkle Cookie (Crumbs Sugar Cookie)

Whipped Cocoa Cookie (Mittens Fluff ‘N’ Stuff)

Circus Peanut Cookie (Peanut Big Top)

Spaghetti Marinara Cookie (Spot Splatter Splash)

Candy Jewel Cookie (Jewel Sparkles)

Rocket Pop Cookie (Dot Starlight)

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot)

Little Einsteins

Ditalini Cookie (Leo)

Farfalle Cookie (Annie)

Orchid Cookie (June)

Banana Pancake Cookie (Quincy)

Magic School Bus

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle)

Carrot Puff Cookie (Arnold)

Candy Jack Cookie (Ralphie)

Champurrado Cookie (Carlos)

Blue Taro Cookie (Tim)

Green Bean Cookie (Phoebe)

Mochi Cookie (Wanda)

Daffodil Cookie (Dorothy Ann)

Berry Smoothie Cookie (Keesha)

Mario

Marinara Sauce Cookie (Mario)

Pesto Cookie (Luigi) 

Peach Cream Cookie (Princess Peach)

Button Mushroom Cookie (Toad)

Durian Cookie (Bowser)

Garlic Sauce Cookie (Wario)

Breadstick Cookie (Waluigi)

Daisy Cookie (Princess Daisy)

Konpeito Cookie (Princess Rosalina)

Stelline Cookie (Geno)

Marshmallow Spread Cookie (Mallow)

Monster High

Lemon Mint Cookie (Frankie Stein)

Pink Licorice Cookie (Draculaura)

Wolfsbane Cookie (Clawdeen Wolf)

Melopita Cookie (Cleo de Nile)

Gummy Fish Cookie (Lagoona Blue)

Jelly Worm Cookie (Ghoulia Yelps)

Shaved Ice Cookie (Abbey Bominable)

Watermelon Snake Cookie (Deuce Gorgon

Monster Prom

Ghost Pepper Cookie (Damien LeVey)

Purple Kale Cookie (Liam de Lioncourt) 

Saltwater Taffy Cookie (Miranda Vanderbilt)

Vodka Cookie (Polly Geist)

Potato Chip Cookie (Scott Howl)

Sour Snake Cookie (Vera Oberlin) 

Succulent Cookie (Calculester Hewlett-Packard)

Ikasumi Pasta Cookie (Zoe)

Calla Lily Cookie (Joy Johnson-Johjima) 

Henbane Cookie (Hope Halko)

Blackthorn Cookie (Faith Fernández) 

Filius Blue Cookie (Dahlia Aquino) 

Keema Cookie (Aaravi Mishra) 

Belladonna Cookie (Milo Belladonna) 

Elderberry Cookie (Oz)

Cherry Pepper Cookie (Amira Rashid)

Blueberry Tart Cookie (Vicky Schmidt)

Rafflesia Cookie (Brian Yu)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Açaí Cookie (Twilight Sparkle)

Apple Cider Cookie (Applejack)

Candy Ring Cookie (Rarity)

Pansy Cookie (Fluttershy)

Confetti Cake Cookie (Pinkie Pie)

Sports Drink Cookie (Rainbow Dash)

Damson Dragon Cookie (Spike) 

Nickelodeon

Sponge Cake Cookie (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Star Sundae Cookie (Patrick Star)

Acorn Cookie (Sandy Cheeks)

Calamari Cookie (Squidward Tentacles) 

Crab Burger Cookie (Mr. Krabs) 

Lima Bean Cookie (Sheldon J. Plankton)

Chocolate Swirl Cookie (Jimmy Neutron)

Pixy Powder Cookie (Timmy Turner)

Creme Sandwich Cookie (Danny Fenton/Phantom)

Black Rose Cookie (Sam Manson)

Sour Straw Cookie (Tucker Foley)

Orange Creme Cookie (Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton)

Blueberry Fudge Cookie (Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9)

Tarator Cookie (Vendetta)

Cream Pie Cookie (Charlotte)

Star Jelly Cookie (Zim)

Astronaut Food Cookie (Dib Membrane)

O.K K.O: Let's Be Heroes!

Burrito Cookie (K.O)

Blue Agave Cookie (Rad)

Ramen Cookie (Enid)

Enchilada Cookie (Carol)

??? (Mr. Gar)

Cucumber Cookie (Dendy)

??? (Lord Boxman)

Cobra Venom Cookie (Professor Venomous)

??? (Darrell)

Orange Taffy Cookie (Shannon)

??? (Raymond)

Purple Cabbage Cookie (Ernesto)

Sausage Fruit Cookie (Jethro)

??? (Mikayla)

Knickerbocker Glory Cookie (Elodie)

Cheese Puff Cookie (Fink)

Peanuts

Lemon Gel Cookie (Charlie Brown)

Berry Gel Cookie (Sally)

Raspberry Jam Cookie (Linus)

Blueberry Jam Cookie (Lucy)

Mint Cream Cookie (Peppermint Patty)

Pumpkin Brownie Cookie (Marcie)

Cornflower Cookie (Franklin)

Bitter Melon Cookie (Violet)

Dirt Cake Cookie (Pig-Pen)

Cavatappi Cookie (Frieda)

Blackberry Pie Cookie (Schroeder)

Persona 3

Duck Burger Cookie (Makoto Yuki)

Strawberry Sando Cookie (Yukari Takeba)

Soft Pretzel Cookie (Junpei Iori)

Hamburger Steak Cookie (Akihiro Sanaba)

Champagne Cookie (Mitsuru Kirijo)

Miso Soup Cookie (Fuuka Yamagishi)

Toasted Bread Cookie (Aigis)

Yatsuhashi Cookie (Ken Amada)

??? (Elizabeth)

??? (Theodore)

Persona 4

Beef Bowl Cookie (Yu Narukami)

Potato Stew Cookie (Yosuke Hanamura)

Steak Cookie (Chie Satonaka)

Manju Cookie (Yukiko Amagi)

Yakitori Cookie (Kanji Tatsumi)

Vichyssoise Cookie (Rise Kujikawa)

Popsicle Cookie (Teddie)

California Roll Cookie (Naoto Shirogane)

??? (Margaret)

Persona 5

Katsu Sando Cookie (Akira Kurusu/Joker)

Black Cat Cookie (Morgana)

Meat Bun Cookie (Ryuji Sakamoto/Skull)

Chocolate Crepe Cookie (Ann Takamaki/Panther)

Jagariko Cookie (Yusuke Kitagawa/Fox) 

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima/Queen)

Curry Cookie (Futaba Sakura/Oracle)

Fruit Salad Cookie (Haru Okumura/Noir) 

Buttered Pancake Cookie (Goro Akechi/Crow)

Pea Flower Cookie (Lavenza)

Pizza Tower

Spaghetti Cookie (Peppino Spaghetti)

Lasagna Cookie (Gustavo)

Brick Cheese Rat (Brick the Rat)

Stuffed Pepper Cookie (Pepperman)

Cowboy Queso Cookie (The Vigilante)

Peanut Bar Cookie (The Noise)

Hazelnut Bar Cookie (Noisette)

Phineas and Ferb

Salsa Chip Cookie (Phineas)

Apple Dodger Cookie (Ferb)

Salsa Cookie (Candace)

Sufganiyah Cookie (Isabella)

Blueberry Kulfi Cookie (Baljeet)

Gouda Cookie (Buford) 

Black Forest Cookie (Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz) 

Gateau Cookie (Vanessa)

Powerpuff Girls

Pink Lemonade Cookie (Blossom)

Sugar Cookie (Bubbles)

Basil Cookie (Buttercup) 

Magnesium Cookie (Professor Utonium)

Banana Nut Cookie (Mojo Jojo)

Devil’s Tongue Cookie (Him)

Fruit Punch Cookie (Brick)

Blue Corn Cookie (Boomer)

Nori Cookie (Butch)

Medusa Pepper Cookie (Sedusa)

Gold Truffle Cookie (Princess Morbucks)

Orange Pippin Cookie (Ms. Keane)

Pickle Cookie (Mayor)

Sauteed Broccoli Cookie (Sara Bellum)

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham)

Curly Fry Cookie (Howard Weinerman)

Sailor Moon

Marshmallow Pie Cookie (Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon)

Berry Soda Cookie (Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury)

Furikake Cookie (Rei Hino/Sailor Mars)

Tin Cookie (Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter)

Myrtle Cookie (Minako Aino/Sailor Venus)

Chicken Salad Cookie (Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus)

Saba Sashimi Cookie (Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune)

Ergot Cookie (Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn)

Cypress Cookie (Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto)

Tuxedo Cake Cookie (Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask)

Sanrio

Candy Apple Cookie (Hello Kitty/Kitty White)

Toffee Apple Cookie (Mimmy White)

Pink Almond Cookie (My Melody)

Blueberry Roll Cookie (Cinnamoroll)

Purin Cookie (Pompompurin)

Twin Star Cookie (Little Twin Stars)

Star Sapphire Cookie (Kiki)

Star Ruby Cookie (Lala)

Black Cherry Cookie (Kuromi)

Matcha Donut Cookie (Keroppi)

??? (Tuxedo Sam)

Scooby Doo

Scooby Snack Cookie (Scooby Doo) 

Dagwood Sandwich Cookie (Norville “Shaggy” Rogers)

Sweet Potato Cookie (Velma Dinkley)

Deviled Egg Cookie (Fred Jones) 

Blueberry Cheesecake Cookie (Daphne Blake)

Concord Juice Cookie (Sibella)

Honeydew Cookie (Elsa Frankenteen)

Coney Dog Cookie (Winnie)

Ghost Pipe Cookie (Phantasma)

Babosa Cookie (Tanis)

Rosemary Cookie (Thorn)

Thyme Cookie (Dusk)

Sage Cookie (Luna)

Sonic

Caffeine Powder Cookie (Sonic)

Butter Mint Cookie (Tails)

Guarana Cookie (Knuckles)

Boiled Egg Cookie (Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnick)

Pink Rose Cookie (Amy Rose)

Dark Roast Cookie (Shadow)

Pink Lady Cookie (Rouge)

Cloud Apple Cookie (Silver)

Catfish Cookie (Big)

Royal Black Cookie (Blaze)

Carrot Cake Cookie (Cream)

Stardew Valley

Hashbrown Cookie (Alex)

Crab Cake Cookie (Elliot)

Pickle Juice Cookie (Harvey)

Cheese Pizza Cookie (Sam)

Pumpkin Soup Cookie (Sebastian)

Jalapeño Popper Cookie (Shane)

Blackberry Cobbler Cookie (Abigail)

Eggplant Cookie (Emily)

Pink Cake Cookie (Haley)

Stir Fry Cookie (Leah)

Cauliflower Cheese Cookie (Maru)

Poppy Cookie (Penny)

Teen Titans

Kale Cookie (Robin)

Coriander Cookie (Starfire)

Tofu Cookie (Beast Boy)

Clam Cookie (Cyborg)

Black Currant Cookie (Raven)

The Emperor's New Groove

Lomo Saltado Cookie (Kuzco)

Ceviche Cookie (Pacha)

Prune Cookie (Yzma)

Spinach Puff Cookie (Kronk)

Total Drama Island and Action

Arsenic Cookie (Chris McLean)

Sriracha Cookie (Chef Hatchet)

Stroganoff Cookie (Eva)

Loco Moco Cookie (Justin)

Turnip Cookie (Beth)

Cronut Cookie (Katie)

Cruller Cookie (Sadie)

Opera Cream Cookie (Trent)

Pepperoni Pizza Cookie (Geoff)

Nanaimo Bar Cookie (Owen)

Jalapeño Cookie (Duncan) 

Kumquat Cookie (Leshawna)

Black Sesame Cookie (Gwen)

Sashimi Cookie (Heather)

Samosa Cookie (Noah)

Coffee Crisp Cookie (Cody)

Seaweed Brownie Cookie (Bridgette)

Biscuit Cookie (Ezekiel)

Protein Bar Cookie (Tyler)

Galette Cookie (Lindsay)

Horchata Cookie (Courtney)

Chickpea Cookie (DJ)

Toaster Tart Cookie (Harold)

Toxic Sludge Cookie (Izzy)

Total Drama World Tour

Saffron Cookie (Alejandro)

Purple Tea Cookie (Sierra)

Total Drama Revenge of The Island

MRE Cookie (Brick) 

Black Bean Cookie (Jo)

Orzo Cookie (Mike)

Orange Blossom Cookie (Zoey)

Bay Laurel Cookie (Dawn)

Collard Greens Cookie (B)

Protein Shake Cookie (Lightning)

Chokecherry Cookie (Cameron)

Pizza Pocket Cookie (Sam)

Watercress Cookie (Dakota)

Turkey Bacon Cookie (Staci)

Gelato Cookie (Anne Maria)

Kimchi Cookie (Scott)

Total Drama Pahkitew Island

Shameplant Cookie (Beardo)

Fruity Puff Cookie (Leonard)

Red Delicious Cookie (Amy)

Red Potato Cookie (Rodney)

Gala Apple Cookie (Sammy)

Princess Cake Cookie (Ella)

Lead Cookie (Topher)

Masala Chai Cookie (Dave)

Cobalt Cookie (Scarlett)

Black Pudding Cookie (Max)

Vegemite Cookie (Jasmine)

Raspberry Crown Cookie (Sugar)

Grilled Salmon Cookie (Sky)

Cordyceps Cookie (Shawn)

Total Drama Ridonculous Race

Corn Puff Cookie (Tammy)

??? (Pete)

??? (Gerry)

Turmeric Cookie (Ellody)

Pumpkin Seed Cookie (Mary)

Flaxseed Cookie (Laurie)

Chia Seed Cookie (Miles)

??? (Tom)

Scabiosa Cookie (Jen)

Chanterelle Cookie (Kelly)

Matsutake Mushroom Cookie (Taylor)

Blackberry Crumble Cookie and Blueberry Crumble Cookie (Jay and Mickey)

??? (Lorenzo)

??? (Chet)

??? (Rock)

Spudnut Cookie (Spud)

Banana Peel Cookie (Dwayne)

Bananas Foster Cookie (Junior)

Blood Lily Cookie (Crimson)

Drakondia Cookie (Ennui)

Shrimp Burrito Cookie (Brody)

??? (Stephanie)

??? (Ryan)

Matcha Scone Cookie (Devin)

Cinnamon Latte Cookie (Carrie)

??? (Kitty)

??? (Emma)

Berry Parfait Cookie (Josee)

Soufflé Glacé Cookie (Jacques)

Chipotle Cookie (MacArthur)

Mint Viennetta Cookie (Sanders)

Total Drama Island (Reboot)

Venison Cookie (Axel)

Fig Roll Cookie (Bowie)

??? (Caleb)

Anchovy Cookie (Chase)

Ajwain Cookie (Damien)

??? (Emma)

Avocado Toast Cookie (Julia)

??? (Millie)

Tteokbokki Cookie (MK)

Caramel Truffle Cookie (Nichelle)

??? (Priya)

Maple Bacon Cookie (Raj)

Baked Beans Cookie (Ripper)

Death Cap Cookie (Scary Girl)

Waffle Cookie (Wayne)

Hemp Cookie (Zee)

Totally Spies!

Poppy Seed Cookie (Clover)

Wonton Cookie (Alex)

Veggie Chip Cookie (Sam)

Chocolate Trifle Cookie (Jerry)

Blackberry Cheesecake Cookie (Mandy)

Winx Club

Nasturtium Cookie (Bloom)

Sunflower Cookie (Stella)

Tulip Cookie (Flora)

Clerodendrum Cookie (Musa)

Coralline Algae Cookie (Tecna)

Water Lily Cookie (Aisha)

Mistletoe Cookie (Icy)

Nightshade Cookie (Darcy)

Zephyr Lily Cookie (Stormy)

The Wonderful 101

Mcintosh Red Cookie (Will Wedgewood/Wonder-Red)

Cioppino Cookie (Eliot Hooker/Wonder-Blue)

Haricot Vert Cookie (Jean-Sebastian Renault/Wonder-Green)

Papanași Cookie (Mariana Kretzulesco/Wonder-Pink)

Yellowhammer Cookie (Ivan Istochinkov/Wonder-Yellow)

White Tea Cookie (Momoe Byakkoin/Wonder-White)

Black Rice Cookie (Krishna Ramanujon/Wonder Black)

Wreck it Ralph

Pound Cake Cookie (Wreck-It Ralph)

Pecan Pie Cookie (Fix-It Felix Jr.)

Beef Jerky Cookie (Sergeant Tamora Calhoun)

Marshmallow Cereal Cookie (Vanellope Von Schweetz)

Planned Characters

Series and characters that are only considered as of now

Amazing World of Gumball

Baldi's Basics

Barbie

Bratz

Bug Fables

Disney and Pixar

Ellsworld

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

Kim Possible

Pretty Cure

Pucca

Shantae

Studio Ghibli

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Tokyo Mew Mew

[hannahmcgill]

Gastronomy Chart A silly piece depicting my personal experiences with food linked to various constellations in the sky.

Image ID beneath Read More cut contains over 70 food puns in a list. This is a long list, and a lot of puns, so I'm not going to subject everyone to all that without their consent.

[img id] 1st image: Digital art depicting food-themed constellations. Blue constellations are on a flat black background. It is labeled 'Gastronomy' along the bottom.

2nd image: Labeled black-and-white diagram of first image so that everyone can appreciate the puns. The labels are as follows, in alphabetical order:

Andromeda - "Pan"-dromeda Antlia - "Anchovy"-a Apus - A-"Parsnip" Aquarius - Asparagus Aquila - Aq-"Waffles" Ara - A-"Radish" Aries - Berries (say this one aloud) Auriga - Auriga-no (say this one aloud, too) Boötes - "Beer"-tes Caelum - "Cake"-um Camelopardalis - "Caramel"-opardalis Cancer - Boiled Crab Canes Venatici - Canes "Penne"-tici Canis Major - "Soda Can"-is Major (so it's a big plastic bottle) Canis Minor - "Soda Can"-is Minor (just the cat) Capricornus - Capri-"Corn"-us Carina - "Calamari"-na Cassiopeia - "Spaghetti"-opeia Centaurus - "Gin"-taurus Cepheus - "Cereal"-phus Cetus - "Sushi"-tus Chamaeleon - Chamaele-"oolong" Circinus - "Citrus"-inus Columba - "Cola"-mba Coma Berenices - "Chicken Korma" Berenices Corvus - Cor-"Vanilla"-s Crater - Was already food-related, so no pun necessary. Crux - Slice of Cake Cygnus - Roast Swan Delphinus - Del-"Fondue" Dorado - "Doragon Fruit" Draco - "Drink"-o Equuleus - "Egg"-uuleus Eridanus - Eri-"Danishes" Fornax - For-"Nachos" Gemini - Ge-"Mint"-i Grus - "Au" Grus Hercules - "Burger"-cules Horologium - "Hors-d'œuvre"-logium Hydra - Hyd-"Ramen" Hydrus - Hy-"Drumstick" Indus - In-"Dessert" Lacerta - It's a gummy lizard! Leo - Le-"Orange" Leo Minor - Le-"Orange" Minor Lepus - "Leek"-us Libra - Li-"Bread" Lupus - Lu-"Pumpkin" Lynx - "Sausage" Lynx Mensa - Men-"Salmon" Microscopium - Monoceros - Mono-"Celery"-os Musca - "Mousse"-ca Norma - "Nori"-ma Octans - "Okra"-tans Ophiuchus - Ophiu-"Cous-cous" Orion - Ori-"Onion" Pegasus - "Egg"-asus Perseus - "Supper"-seus Phoenix - Phoen-"ice cream" Pictor - "Pickle"-tor Pisces - "Stargazy Pie"-sces Piscis Austrinus - Pisces Aus-"Tin"-Us Puppis - Pup-"Pizza" Pyxis - "Pizza" Reticulum - "Ratatouille"-um Sagittarius - Saggi-"Pear"-ius Scorpius - Roast Lobster Tail Sculptor - Sculp-"Tortilla" Scutum - Scu-"Toast" Taurus - A Steak Telescopium - "Tea"-loscopium Triangulum - Wedge of triangular cheese Triangulum Australe Tucana - "Tuna Can"-a Ursa Major - Ursa "Measure" Ursa Minor - Ur-"Salt" minor Vela - "Veal"-a Virgo - "Extra" Virgo "Olive Oil" Volans - Vo-"Lasagna" Vulpecula - "Full"-pecula

[joeldeservedbetter]

The Girl Next Door - Chapter 4

Pairing: Joel Miller x F!OC

Summary: (No Outbreak-AU). The house across from Joel’s was recently bought. He figured a middle-class couple with a kid or two would be the ones who were moving in. Joel quickly realized that wasn’t the case. Instead it was a young woman and her little brother. This series will follow Joel and Violet as they navigate through life’s struggles all while growing closer without noticing till they’re both in too deep.

WC: 1.7k

Warnings: Divorce, abandonment, anxiety

A/N: Thanks for all the support! I’m happy people are enjoying the story so far. Should my chapters be longer?

Violet scanned her closet for an outfit. She didn’t want to be over dressed or under dressed for that matter. This was when she wished Robin was with her to help, but she was at work. Violet would have to come back to the outfit. She went into the bathroom and closed her eyes as she blow-dried her hair. The warmth of the dryer seemed to calm her down slightly. After drying her hair she put on foundation and a bit of concealer under her eyes. Would adding blush make her look like she was trying too hard? Nah. Violet added a soft pink to her cheeks and a dab on the tip of her nose.

After much back and forth Violet settled on a fuzzy gingham rose colored sweater and forest green shorts. Once she was dressed she hurried downstairs to check on her pie. The smell or raspberries and blueberries filled the air.

Nice, nothing's burning.

Violet opened the oven to see the crust of her pie turning a soft golden color. Her lattice work remained intact, not surprising since she learned the method from her mother. Satisfied with her work she pulled the pie out carefully. The petite blonde glanced at the clock. 5:50 PM. Her heart jumped into her throat. Why the hell was she so nervous? It was dinner, nothing more. Hell, if she was honest it almost seemed like Joel didn’t even want her over. Biting her lip she placed a lid over the pie tin and began the short, but agonizing walk across the street.

Joel glanced at the clock. 5:50 PM. He began pacing around the house, making sure everything was straightened up. Not that it mattered, but he didn’t want to seem like a slob. Sarah watched her father with a smirk. “Is that soap I smell? You finally showered huh?” She teased, setting the table for dinner. “I- I shower more than you think.” Joel stopped by the mirror to check his hair. A little messy, but in a handsome way. He wore his typical blue jeans and earthy green t-shirt, but this time he added a brown flannel due to the chill in the air.

A knock at the door brought him out of his thoughts, but Sarah eagerly ran over to get the door before he could. “Violet! Oh- what’s that!” Violet smiled as she saw the little girl rush to her side, curious to know what she brought. “Hi sweetie. I um- I made a wild berry pie. Figured you’d wat somethin’ sweet after dinner.” Sarah gently pushed Violet inside with a grin. “It smells real nice. Daddy! She made us dessert!” Joel chuckled at his daughter’s excitement. “I can see that.” Joel gestured to the kitchen. “You can put it on the counter.” Violet nodded as she followed Sarah. She placed the tin on a counter by the coffee maker. Violet smiled as she took note of all the coffee rings on the counter.

Ah, a fellow addict. How nice.

She could tell the house was owned by someone who loved their family. Photos of Tommy and Sarah littered the walls. It was apparent that they were Joel’s world. It mirrored her own family photos of her and Graham that hung from her walls. “Dinner smells real good.” Violet glanced over to the stove and saw lasagna cooling on the stove top. “That’s because I helped cook. If I let dad do it alone we’d be eating takeout.” Joel glared at his daughter before ruffling her hair. “That’s because you’re too damn picky. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little charcoal with your dinner.” Violet couldn’t help but laugh at their banter. The two had the cutest relationship and Violet felt a tad jealous. She used to be close to her father when Violet was younger, but after the passing of her mother, he became a different person. Almost like a ghost and when he was home, he turned into a monster. 

After a bit more banter the three made their way to the dinner table. Violet was thankful that the lasagna tasted decent since she was an awful liar. “You did a good job cookin’ Sarah.” Joel perked up, happy she like it. “Wait- I did most of the work.” Violet tilted her head cutely at the older man. “But if that’s true then it’d be burnt right?” She teased, able to feel herself relaxing. Sarah laughed, earning her a playful shove from her dad. “So let me get this straight. I invite you over, cook dinner for you and you give me sass?” He asked with a smirk. “And pie. Don’t forget the pie.” Violet retorted quickly, making Joel scoff. “She’s got ya there dad.”

Once they finished eating Violet served them each a slice of her pie. “Hmm, looks good!” Sarah’s eyes widened as a plate was set in front of her. “Hopefully it tastes good too.” Joel couldn’t help the small moan that left his lips as he took a bite. He had a small sweet tooth and what he just at hit the spot. The buttery crust matched so well with the tanginess of the raspberries and the sweetness of the blueberries. It was almost like it was meant to be. Before Violet could sit down Sarah had finished hers. “Can I have another?” Violet furrowed her brows and grabbed her plate. “Where on Earth did it go?” Joel stood up with his empty plate too. “Uh, it’s real good. You bake a lot?” He asked, slightly wanting her to bring over more sweets. Violet watched as he placed more pie on Sarah’s plate. She was glad to see them enjoying it, but Violet wanted at least one piece for herself. “Yeah! Well, when I can. It’s hard to find time when I have Graham home and with work.”

“You’ll have time to bake while he’s gone right?” Sarah asked. “Why, do you have any requests?” Sarah grinned and looked over at her father who was washing their dishes. “Hm, maybe some cinnamon rolls?” Violet simply nodded in agreement. “I’ll see what I can do.” Sarah quickly devoured her last piece so she could get ready for bed. Time had gotten away from the three as they joked and ate merrily. “Now why don’t you go on upstairs and get ready for bed?” Joel nudged his daughter who was yawning. She didn’t put up a fuss and thanked Violet for coming over.

The once noisy kitchen became silent almost immediately, now that the adults were alone. “Thank you for invitin’ me to dinner… well, for at least agreeing to let me come over.” Joel leaned against a countertop across from Violet, crossing his arms. “Oh, you’re welcome. Thanks for makin’ dessert and for comin’ over. Sarah like you a lot.” He cleared his throat and looked off to the side. Violet fiddled with her sleeve, unsure what should happen now. “You uh, want a cup of coffee?” Joel asked, his go-to topic when an awkward situation arose. Violet jolted slightly, coming out of whatever thoughts she was stuck in. “S-sure!”

Once each of them had a cup of bitter bean water they moved to sit outside on the porch. The cool air was refreshing and the coffee was a comforting warmth. The two sat in a comfortable silence as they waited for their coffee to cool slightly. Joel blew on his before taking a sip. “So, Sarah told me about your mom. Sorry to hear that.” He started clumsily. Violet clenched her jaw. “It’s- thank you. She told me about her mama. I didn’t mean to pry, but… I don’t know. I could tell she needed someone to vent to. I'm sorry.” Joel knew he should be more open with Sarah about her mother, but it was hard for him. His high school sweetheart, the woman who he thought he’d be with forever, the mother of his child just left. Abandoned him and his baby just a few months into their marriage.

Her reason? She was bored. Didn’t like domestic life very much. Found that Joel was a lot less attractive once he became a father. How could he tell his little girl that? “Naw, it’s not your fault, it’s mine. Just a sensitive topic is all.” he grumbled, feeling as bitter as his coffee. As Violet studied the stars above the two her temper flared. “She’s an idiot. Your ex. I mean, what kind of fool would do what she did?” Violet turned to look Joel in the eyes. Concern and anger sketched across her face. “Leave a loving husband and their sweet little baby? Their home? There’s no excuse. So many women would die for that kind of life. To be protected, cared for, and loved. To not be alone all the time?” Violet would happily give her left arm for such a life. “S-sorry, I um… I got carried away. Temper and whatnot.” Violet cleared her throat, frustrated with herself for overstepping a clear line.

Joel was in shock though. The shrinking Violet has finally opened up a little, letting her voice be heard for once. He almost didn’t know what to say. “No, no, it’s fine. I uh, I guess she just didn’t see it that way.” A long silence overcame the two, both in a new territory of their relationship. Joel wanted to know more about her, who she really was. Just as he was about to ask Violet something she pushed herself off the railing of the porch. “Well, it’s gettin’ late. I should get to bed. I did promise Sarah cinnamon rolls after all.” Joel chuckled and looked down at his feet. “Yeah and she’ll hold you to it.” Joel grabbed her now empty mug. With a small nod and a smile he sent Violet on her way. She returned it with a certain shyness.

For Joel, morning couldn’t come any sooner, but at the same time he dreaded it. It’s been a long time since any woman grabbed his attention like Violet did and that ended in an unplanned pregnancy. Placing the mugs into the kitchen sink Joel had to remind himself to not get attached too quickly. For his sake and for Sarah’s.

[dr-shortsighted-owl]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Tagged by the amazing @spotsandsocks and @elvensorceress - thank you both!

PhD work is kicking my ass™️ at the moment but here’s something I’ve been slowly piecing together since I fell into the 911 WeeWoo show because I love Pushing Daisies AU’s/Canon divergence fics - Hope everyone likes baking pies and waking the dead… 🥧🌼💀

Buck bakes and the Diaz boys can’t seem to get enough. He enters the house on South Bedford street, arms ladened with enough baked goods to feed a firehouse. There’s still flour on his blue shirt, dusting his curls, up his nose most likely, but he just hadn’t been able to stop. The pies had just kept coming.

Raspberry, strawberry, cranberry - all blood red, and juicy from his touch back to life - fill each pie. He watches eagerly as Eddie takes yet another slice, and Chris digs into his own. There’s pride, like a pre-warmed oven, in the center of his chest, radiating along each rib, wrapping him in a feeling he never wants to end.

So he sits, and pushes his own meager slice of browned crust and softened berries round his plate inconspicuously, and lets himself bask in knowledge that he made Eddie and Chris this happy.

Sure he can’t eat the fruit of his own labor - pun intended - but getting to watch as both of his Diaz’s begin slumping bonelessly against each other on the sofa, bellies full, and start to doze under the warm glow of the room, well that’s worth more than the world to him.

Tagging: @hippolotamus @mellaithwen @amberlyinviolet and anyone else who would like to take part!

[collectingsparechangemadeeasy1]

A Little Visit

I was struck with inspiration today! And so now you have this! Huzzah! (the inspiration was realizing this au was purely self indulgent and I can write whatever I want :3)

“OZ!” Glynda called, waving as she entered the gate. She wore a large purple witches hat, adorned with flowers and leaves and a few mushrooms along the inner brim. Her outfit consisted of a poet sleeved white blouse, black apron dress over top, brown riding boots, and her signature dark purple cloak billowing around her. Her face adorned with large framed round glasses, and light make up, or a glamor elixir, Oz couldn’t tell.

“Glynda!” he called back from the window. He wore his long silver hair in a casual braid that Oscar had done for him. His own tinted spectacles sitting low on his nose, making him continually push them up. He wore a simple off white poet sleeve shirt, moss green unbuttoned vest, and matching pants. His cane in his right hand as usual. “Put Disciplinarian in the field with the other horses and we’ll have a chat! You showed up at just the right time! Oscar and I just took our pie out of the oven!”

She quickly did so, smiling as her black Arabian horse snorting and nudging her face affectionately before racing off after Long Memory, Ozpin's black and white Galineers Cob, and Fairytale, Oscars chestnut blanket appaloosa. She walked up the short dirt path to Ozpin's cottage, the little trail lined by native wildflowers and little creatures of all sorts. Glynda giggled slightly as a fairy dragon zoomed past, chasing a lady bug for lunch. A jackalope hopping along merrily, a few glimmering limour birds flying and singing their siren songs. Such a lovely place this was… She reached the door at last, and knocked on the round wooden door, it had been hand made by Ozpin himself. This entire cabin really had. From the circular wooden door, to the cobblestone siding covered in ivy, the wooden curved gray roof, covered partially in moss and various flora, the white trimmed circular windows. Every bit, lovingly handcrafted, and magic crafted, but Ozpin himself. The door opened and Ozpin embraced his dear friend, “Oh Glynda it’s wonderful to see you! How are you faring? Come in! Come in! Please! Oh and take off your shoes, we just sweeped and I’d like to keep it tidy for at least half an hour. If we can.”

Glynda snorted, hugging him back and  stepping in, hanging her cloak and messenger bag, and placing her boots neatly next to Ozpin and Oscar's hiking shoes, still partly caked in mud. “Am I to wager that you only recently returned from an outing?”

“Caught red handed!” Ozpin laughed, “Honeysuckle and I picked the black berries just this morning, and spent the day cleaning and backing. There were a great deal of berries, and we may have gotten a tad overzealous in picking them.”

“AUNTIE!” a sudden blur cried before barreling into the potion maker, nearly toppling her over.

But Glynda just laughed and spun the young boy into a hug, “Oscar my darling! How’s my sweet sunshine, hm?” “I’m the best!” he giggled, his sweet apple cheeks, dappled with freckles making his youthful adorableness increase tenfold. He wore a little dark orange sundress, an unbuttoned green vest with mushrooms and sheep embroidered on it thrown over. He also wore a little bright red ribbon in his hair, it held the end of a neat braid laying on the side of his head.

Glynda set him on her hip as she walked with Oz to the kitchen. She always admired Ozpin's house, it was so colorful, each room a new color, the cheery spring yellow of the kitchen, the dark blue of the sitting room, Ozpin's own dark green room, painted with vines and flowers, Oscars autumn room with moving paintings of an autumn forest, set to match the weather outside, though it never changed seasons. A true feat of magic, artistry, and love. Yes, Glynda certainly admired Ozpin's house.

“Would you care for some tea? I find earl gray goes well with blackberry pie! Or am I thinking of the jam…” he hummed to himself, already getting out the delicate china tea cups, painted with pink flowers and gold edging, old, but looking new.

“I’d love some.” she smiled easily, putting Oscar in the chair next to her before sitting down. “I was on my way home after a day of foraging in the woods and thought I’d stop by. I found some good stuff! Some lavender, rosemary, wormwood, roses, and mint! And some brittlebush, radishes, milkweed, and white dead nettle!”

“My my! And how’d you find all of that in the woods?” He smiled easily and warmly, setting a slice of pie and a full cup of tea in front of her and a matching group for himself and Oscar.

Glynda inhaled and could smell the tea and pie, and the scent of pine and hot chocolate that seemed to follow Ozpin everywhere, as well as the smell of damp moss and dirt that Oscar carried. “I’m just that good.” she smirked back.

“But of course! The great potion master Glynda Goodwitch can be stopped by nothing! Even nature itself!” Ozpin laughed, cutting into his pie with a fork and taking a bite. Glynda did so as well and hummed contently. The buttery crust, blackberry juice running down the corner of her mouth, a touch of lemon, and the heat of cinnamon.

“Oz how in the world did you get so sublime at baking?” she asked, politely patting the filling off her face.

“Years of practice and burnt offerings to the trash gods!” he quipped quickly, taking a sip of his tea. Glynda laughed and shook her head fondly. She did love that quick wit of his.

“Sadly I can’t stay too much longer.” she sighed, half her pie eaten and all her tea drank. Looking outside, the sky was slowly turning pinker. “I have to get back home before dark.” Flicking her wrist to wrap up what little remained of her pie, she stood. “Nooooo!” Oscar whined, hugging her middle quickly and looking at her with his large doe eyes. “Don’t go yeeeeet!” Ozpin chuckled and gently removed his son from her waist, “She’ll be back another day my darling sunflower. No need to worry.” He pulled her into another hug, affectionately kissing her cheek. “It’ll be dark soon, better go now. We’ll see you soon Glynda, I love you!” Glynda smiled and kissed his and Oscars cheeks in return, “I love you two as well. I’ll see you soon! Maybe tomorrow if the weather is fair!”

She whistled for Disciplinarian and petted the steed's nose as it trotted to her. Saddling up she smiled at Oscar and Ozpin, waving to her from their doorway. She waved back happily, sending a little firework into the sky, making Oscar squeal with delight, and Ozpin laugh fondly.

[lunarbrambles]

Repost don’t reblog. Write what you associate with your muse(s) and then tag others. 

CARIAN KNIGHT ADRIAN

ANIMAL: Domesticated dogs, or more specifically, the golden retriever breed.

COLORS: Royal blue, bright silver, midnight blue

MONTH: September (for birthday), October (for vibes)

SONG: "Remember" - mind.in.a.box

NUMBER: 2

DAY OR NIGHT: Night, specifically midnight

PLANT(s): Red roses, clover, hemlock spruce, juniper, oakmoss, jasmine, morning-glory

SMELL: Wet dirt, rain, freshly picked roses, stone, ozone, pine needles, crisp air

GEMSTONE: Sapphire and moonstone (not just because they are the September birthstones, but because they fit ER Adrian particularly well)

SEASON: Mid autumn when it still rains and frost is rare

PLACE: Thick, humid, rainy forests, foggy lakes, and overgrown ruins

FOOD: Blueberries, venison stew and jerky, fish

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(S): Water

DRINK: Black tea with honey, mulled wine, lavender herbal tea

TAGGED BY: @hexenjagd five million years ago, thank u for the tag and sorry I took so long to do this! TAGGING: @aberrantthornes and anyone else who wants to do this if you see it just steal it and tag me pls this is from months ago and I have no idea who has and hasn't done it

other verses/AUs after the cut

DARKMOON KNIGHT ADRIAN

ANIMAL: Russian wolfhound/borzoi, specifically a pure snow white one

COLORS: Ultramarine blue, tarnished silver, black, indigo

MONTH: September (for birthday), December (for vibes)

SONG: "Leave the Day" - Blutengel

NUMBER: 8

DAY OR NIGHT: Night, specifically dusk or twilight

PLANT(s): Dark red roses, lavender, pine trees, holly bushes, night-blooming jasmine, juniper,

SMELL: Leather, red wine, spruce, fresh roses, freshly fallen snow, crisp air, metal, ozone, juniper berries, blueberries, dried blood

GEMSTONE: Moonstone

SEASON: Early winter, right before everything but evergreens are bare

PLACE: Deep in a snow-blanketed forest, or at an altar bathed in the light of the full moon

FOOD: Blueberries, blueberry merlot pie, freshly baked bread

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(S): Air

DRINK: Cabernet sauvignon, milk tea

RINGED CITY/LOSS OF FAITH DS3 AU ADRIAN

ANIMAL: A jackal, specifically one with a pure black hypermelanistic pelt

COLORS: Black, bright gold, white

MONTH: September (for birthday), January (for vibes)

SONG: "My Name is Ruin" - Gary Numan

NUMBER: 1

DAY OR NIGHT: Night, right before dawn

PLANT(s): Black and white roses

SMELL: Fresh and dried blood, leather, black pepper, jasmine, woodsmoke, metal, ozone, feathers

GEMSTONE: Moonstone

SEASON: Mid-winter, when all the foliage has died

PLACE: Ruins far from civilization, moreso than the main DS3 verse he tries to keep away from places many other Undead/Unkindled gather simply because making yourself an enemy of the Divines (especially Gwyndolin and Velka) as well as Londor makes you pretty damn unpopular and it tends to get around when you kill Blades of the Darkmoon as well as pardoners

FOOD: I don't really associate this verse much with food, but if I had to pick it would probably be something like spicy blackened fish

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(s): Air

DRINK: Black tea with no cream or sweetener

VILEBLOOD ADRIAN

ANIMAL: Wild boar

COLORS: Oxblood red, black, antique gold

MONTH: September

SONG: "Sins of the Flesh" - Sister Machine Gun

NUMBER: 3

DAY OR NIGHT: Night

PLANT(s): Red roses, black dahlias, mushrooms (especially truffles and a certain recreational kind), poppies

SMELL: Blood, black tea, bitter basil, dried leaves, vetiver, gunpowder, metal, chemicals, musk

GEMSTONE: Moonstone, garnet, not technically a stone but pearls

SEASON: Early autumn when leaves begin to turn

PLACE: A cramped secret makeshift laboratory in a repurposed wine cellar, the streets at night

FOOD: Sea urchin, salt water fish, freshly sliced apples, oat porridge, roasted pistachios

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(s): Fire

DRINK: Heavily sweetened milk tea, rosehip and cherry blossom herbal tea, blood, distilled rain water