#blue berry pie au

[gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan]

Polishing

Author’s note: More of Titus in Blueberry Pie

Summary: Titus requests that you help tend to his armor.

Warnings: none? Let me know if I need to add anything

Tagged: @barn-anon, @bleedingichorhearts, @c-u-c-koo-4-40k, @egrets-not-regrets, @kit-williams

Tagged: @sleepyfan-blog, @ms--lobotomy , @thevoidscreams, @i-am-a-dragon34, @gra93fruit-blog

Titus had found that one serf who had gained the eye of a couple of his younger brothers, who were being… a bit unprofessional. One was being mischievous and needling the more easily provoked brother. Who is falling for the lure and bait, hook, line, and sinker.

Titus shakes his head with a sigh and a huff of laughter, he remembers the pair of bratty little brothers back when they were merely battle brothers- before they had attained their lofty ranks. The younger of the two squabbling brothers knew how much ‘improper’ speech could bother the hell out of the Noble born Ultramarines, and did it anyway.

It’s good- to try to find ways to humble some of the more… elitist brothers, drag them back into the soil and mud. Kept their egos in check, so long as it didn’t go too far, things going too far hasn’t happened in a while, but he’s monitoring that situation, just in case.

It’s good that more of Ventris’s personality is coming back out, as much as it’s sometimes aggravating. The poor younger brother had been tortured by a faction of the Inquisition, Titus grimaces to himself, he knows first hand how miserable that experience can be.

He spots you and calls out, “Miss Serf?”

You turn and look over at him, bowing politely and asking, “How may I serve you, My Lord?”

“I need help cleaning and tending to my armor,” Titus says, “Come with me.”

“Yes Lord Angel,” You reply

You had heard that Lord Demetrian Titus was known for being polite and soft spoken. Resolute and dauntless, caring and concerned for the baseline folk. Something that cannot be said for all Lord Angels, or so you have been told by some of the older, more experienced Serfs.

You help him take off his armor- which is incredibly heavy, he helps you shift the pieces of armor too heavy for you to carry to be carefully placed where he wants it to be cleaned. Once the Armor is off you try not to fluster.

The black carapace that is void-capable adheres to Lord Astarte bodies like a second skin. Then you try not to cough as your eye water, you have also been warned that the … ripe scent of a Lord Angel who’s been on campaign, and unable to be out of armor for weeks or months at a time can be quite… pungent.

“I am glad of the communal baths,” Titus says with a self-deprecating smile, “It helps with washing the mud of battle off one’s skin.”

“As you say, Lord Titus,” You say your cheeks are still pink and your eyes water a little bit.

“Stay here and clean my armor, I shall be back in a few moments,” Lord Titus says as he heads off to have a luxurious bath in the Astartes bathing area- joining a mixed group of battle brothers and officers.

While he relaxes in the baths, talking and listening to his brother talk about the battles they’ve recently fought, and some of the best currency they have gossip. Titus hears the story of how Sicarius- as a Sargent, The Chapter Master, The Head Librarian, and another brother, basically ruined an entire space marine’s career.

No one knows the reasons, official or otherwise for the reason they had done so, but it was good gossip to have- and a reminder of the power that their Chapter Master held, not just the martial power, but the soft power as well.

Part of Titus wondered if he should ask Cato his side of that particular story, and if the younger Space marine will tell him or not. Even odds- Cato is usually proud of his accomplishments, as well as helping their Chapter Master do Things.

While that was going on, you were carefully cleaning, scrubbing and polishing Lord Titus’s armor. The brackish, awful smelling armor slowly becomes that noble hue of blue and gold. You clean and replace the cloth and bucket of cleaning solution and water as needed.

By the time all of the armor is properly cleaned and polished, your arms are sore from carefully heaving the heavier parts of armor around to ensure that it’s properly cleaned on both sides. That the leather-mixture, whatever it was on the inside of the armor is also properly cleaned and taken care of.

“Thank you for getting my armor done,” Titus thanks you.

You jump a little, startled, Lord Angels are surprisingly light on their feet and silent out of armor.

“You are welcome, Lord Angel,” You reply, now that the smell of mud, blood, and battle was off of him, your cheeks flush a little as you try not to… eye the Lord Angel inappropriately. 

He gives you a small smile and a gentle nod as he releases you from the task of trying to put the armor away properly. Which he does easily, he dismisses you and you bow to him and head out to return to your previous duties.

[love-belle]

i love u forever !!!

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or

for when you want to spend the rest of your life laughing with them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // carlos sainz x fem!reader

warnings - language

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[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

The Stranger 2

Warnings: non/dubcon, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Characters: Destroyer!Chris

Summary: A stranger buys the farmstead nearby and disturbs your sleepy village life.

Part of the Backwoods AU

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.

You keep a frantic pace away from Clyde's place. Well, it isn't his anymore. You realise then you didn't get a name. You didn't get much of anything. Oh god. That was horrible. You told your grandmother you didn't want to bother. That man doesn't need a pie.

You come to the end of the drive and turn down the country road. At least it's good exercise. You shrug to yourself and cringe as you try to shake off the humiliation. Just stop thinking about it.

'Pie.'

Ugh, could you not think of anything else to say? You mutter to yourself about how stupid you are. What are you going to tell your grandma? She'll have a thousand questions, as nosy as she is.

As you carry on, wiping your sweaty palms on your flowy linen pants, you hear a rumbling. It's the familiar noise of a farmer's truck. You sidle over on the shoulder to make way for the passerby. To your surprise and chagrin, they don't pass. Instead, they slow and keep a snailish pace with you.

"Hey," the man calls. You know it's the stranger, his voice is stamped in your head; 'pie'. His eyes too. His bold blue irises stormy like the ocean. "Hey, let me give you a ride. Must be quite a ways you came down here."

"It's okay," you refuse to look over, "I'm fine."

"It's not too much trouble. I'm headed into town for some supplies. Maybe you know where I can find some chain."

He revs the truck, idling then bouncing forward with each step you make. You ball your fists tight as you stomp on. Why won't he let you go hide in shame?

"It was real sweet to bring that pie," he says, "what kind was it? I couldn't tell."

"Rhubarb," you answer, still bearing down on the country road. "I can walk, sir."

"I... I hope I didn't scare you," he says.

You're silent. You stalk onward. Home, home, always so far away. His stick shift cranks and the truck stops. He leaves it running as the door pops open and his footsteps march over the pavement onto the gravel.

"Will you please stop?" He comes up behind you, "look, where I'm from, we keep things even. You brought me a pie, I'll give you a ride."

You just want him to leave you alone. He might go away quicker if you just let him drive you. Then again, you don't like the idea of being alone in a car with him.

"No thank you."

"Hmm," he as good as growls, "you're the first unfriendly face I've met around here."

"I'm not..." you let your voice trail off, "sorry sir, but it's not far."

"Then it's no big thing."

"I like to walk," you squeak.

"Damn stubborn," he comments as he stops.

You keep going as his footsteps trail away. You don't look back as his engine roars again. He falls back into the same pattern as before, lurching forward little by little with your steps. You want him to go away so badly. You have tears in your eyes.

You look across the field. The Berrys are nice people. You gauge the distance to the trees. There's an old path you haven't been along since Cassidy still lived at home, your old babysitter.

You veer suddenly and fall into a sprint across the expanse of tall grass. You must look ridiculous but you've already made such a fool of yourself that it hardly matters. You're not really thinking, you're panicking.

You hear his engine stop and grumble in place. You pump your arms as you race over the flat ground and disappear behind the old well and down towards the brush. Your lungs burn but you don't stop. You can't.

He wouldn't follow you, would he?

You don't stop until you have to. You gasp and gulp and peer over your shoulder into the trees. There's nothing but the moss and scrambling critters. You stumble and lean on a thick trunk.

Great. You really outdid yourself. That man must think you're insane. Maybe you are.

You catch your breath and set back on the path home. Too bad the village is so small. The only way you'll never run into him again is if you take on a self-imposed exile.

Or you could just become a hermit.

You come in sight of your grandma's house. She's on the porch, swaying in the bench swing as she crochets. You tramp up the steps as she glance over without turning her head.

“That was quick,” she comments. “What happened to you?”

“Nothing,” you lie.

“You're a mess,” she scowls at your pants, mud splattered up the chambray.

“Oh, uh, yeah,” you shrug. “Just took a shortcut.

“Mhmm, aren't you going to tell me about them?”

“Um,” you move to lean on the porch railing, “it was just some guy.”

“Some guy?” She wonders, needles clacking. “Young, old?”

“Er, I guess, pretty young…”

“So no wife? Single, hm,” she mulls.

“I think. I didn't ask.”

“Well, what's his name?”

“Oh.”

“Oh?” She narrows her eyes.

“I didn't… get it.”

“Ugh,” she frowns, “I should've gone myself but my hip. I'll have to call Lynette and see if she's heard anythinf else.”

“Sorry,” you pout.

“Well, you never were very social,” she tuts, “but I'd say you're more than old enough to learn. I'd like to have a great grandchild or two before I'm in the ground.”

“Grandma,��� you exclaim, “don't talk like that.”

“You need me too. You need sense. You have no sense of urgency, dear. In a place like this, that's saying something.”

You deflate and throw your hands up, “sorry to disappoint… again.”

You push yourself off the railing and drag your feet towards the door.

“Oh don't be a child,” she reproaches.

You ignore her snipe, “what do you want for dinner?”

“Already in the oven,” she states tritely, “silly me, I thought you might invite the new neighbour to meet me, since I'm a but limited at the moment.”

“I… didn't think.”

She hums in disapproving agreement. You continue inside before she can make you feel any smaller. You know you're behind, you always have been. You're just as disappointed as she is.

[tastesoftamriel]

Talviel's Tamrielic Anniversary Banquet

In lieu of an updated jubilee cake for the 30 year TES/10 year ESO anniversary, here's a banquet menu fit for the nobility of Tamriel! Dig in!

Summerset

Soft Indrik cheese and caramelised onion and pear chutney vol-au-vents, with sundried tomatoes

Auridon Blue Monkfish, poached in Russafeld Heights chardonnay

Shimmerene cherry blossom snowskin mooncake, with an apricot mousse and lemon crème filling

Black Marsh

Crocodile dumplings, with a spicy peanut and sweet saltrice dipping sauce

Stormhold jerk kagouti haunch, with guar fat vegetable fried rice

"Kueh cendol" chewy tapioca rice cakes, with dark palm sugar and coconut milk and jelly layers. A Black Marsh specialty!

Valenwood

Wild venison Greenshade carpaccio, with whipped bacon-honey butter

Stone-baked timber mammoth tail, slow roasted for 48 hours with a honey and mammoth butter glaze

Frozen honeyed "bingsoo" yoghurt, with sweetgnats, candied bacon, and deep fried lard bits, drizzled with sweet condensed milk

High Rock

Alcaire smoked pea soup, with bacon lardons and fresh garden herbs

Flambéed foie gras à la Shornhelm, with a blood orange and goose fat reduction

Gorapple tarte tatin, with golden butterscotch sauce and Bantha vanilla bean ice cream

Morrowind

Smoked kwama egg yolk carbonara, with scrib bacon

Spicy Ashlander-style shalk and ash yam stew, served in a shalk carapace

"Baked Vvardenfell" guar milk ice cream and kwama meringue cake, flavoured with comberries and gold kanet flowers

Elsweyr

Old Anequina jerboa and "lap cheong" sausage pie, with a saffron rice and an ale-and-moon sugar gravy

Terror bird egg "foo yong hai" omelette, with an array of Pellitine seafood and a bhut jolokia moon sugar caramel dipping sauce

Frozen samar pekoe tea custard, with hot moon sugar fudge

Cyrodiil

Bruma barley soup, with homemade herbed sourdough foccacia

Barbecued Blackwood cavy, basted with a rich Surilie Brothers port and habanero barbecue sauce

Abecean sea salt, dark chocolate, and Cyrodiilic olive oil ice cream, with wild strawberry coulis

Skyrim

Markarth goat cheese and pine nut crème tartlets, with smoked juniper salt

Lake Honrich salmon steak, hot smoked over maple wood with Goldenglow honey, served with dill remoulade

Snowberry panna cotta, with spiced Whiterun apple-akevitt compote

Wrothgar

Echatere Gruyère and rosemary mini soufflés, with smoked Vorkhiposh roe

Echalette steak, served medium-rare, in a ginger wine jus

Kurog's wild berry chocolate gateaux, with whipped echatere cream and drenched in wrathberry brandy

Hammerfell

Port Hunding roasted red pepper and harissa hummus, with spiced lentil flatbreads

Spicy Alik'r giant snake tikka, with mint yoghurt dipping sauce and pickles

Coconut and medjool date kulfi, with a slice of rosewater and pistachio baklava

[mothertaeraesa]

zb1 as summer activities

pairing: ot9 x gender neutral reader

genre: blurb format, nonidol verse, summer au, fluff

warnings: slightly suggestive in matthew's, yujin's can be read as platonic or romantic

word count: 1.5k

kim jiwoong | camping

The smell of smoke and wood wafts to your nose, as you peek your head up from the top of the hammock that’s attached to two red maples. You watch Jiwoong silently while he chops a few more pieces of wood before tossing them on top of the roaring flames from the fire pit. Discarded pans and dishes are off to the side from the filling dinner of meat and ramen that your boyfriend had so generously prepared all by himself. You had insisted on helping him cook and clean, but Jiwoong, ever the gentleman, made sure you didn't lift a finger at all this trip and had done everything himself. "Woongie," you call faintly. "Yes, my love?" Jiwoong pauses his movements and gives you his full attention with a smile. "Come cuddle with me and then let's make s'mores?" The man drops everything and hurries over to you, nearly toppling on top of you before planting a kiss to the crown of your head. "Anything for you."

zhang hao | pool party

"Marco!" Sounds of "polo" are shouted back in various pitches and noise levels, as you and your friends splash around in the water. Blue skies bleed into hues of oranges and pinks while you all have spent the whole day getting wrinkly in Ricky's pool. Feeling thirsty from all the games, you slip out and grab your towel, drying off before sitting on the edge while sipping your cold drink from the cooler. You watch Taerae get attacked by a closed-eyed Matthew as a finger taps your thigh. Hao stands waist-deep in front of you with his mouth open, making indistinguishable noises, but you catch onto what he wants. Pouring the rest of the drink in his mouth, you discard the can to the side before leaning down to plant a peck on the man's lips. The drink lingers with the faintest taste of chlorine, but it's only a momentary thought, as Hao's laugh fills the air while he suddenly tugs you by the hand back into the water.

sung hanbin | blueberry picking

It’s sunny and swelteringly hot outside. Sweat drips down your forehead, and you can’t help but wipe it with the back of your hand in slight disgust. You wonder how you ended up here, a somewhat crowded blueberry patch during such a humid summer day. But then you glance over across the bush at Hanbin who has a wide and excited grin on his face. “Look at this one!” He exclaims excitedly, holding up a big, ripe blue one for you to see. You nod at him, an enamored look in your eyes. You guess that you could deal with the bugs and uncomfortable stickiness on your skin if it means seeing Hanbin happy like a kid in a candy store. You both fill up two large buckets with the sweet berry and take them home, making blueberry pie, muffins, tarts, and jam.

seok matthew | carnivals

The bright lights from the tents down below look like twinkling stars from up above, as you, Matthew, and the giant stuffed bear that he had won squish into the ferris wheel cart. You eagerly point out all the places you both had been that night when you get a better view, and Matthew watches you adoringly with a smile. When you're finally at the top, he snakes an arm around your waist before leaning in for a long kiss. "You know about the rumors?" He murmurs quietly against your lips, eyes locked onto yours. Heat rises to your cheeks at the close proximity as you shake your head silently. "They say that if you kiss on top of the ferris wheel, your relationship will last forever." The man goes in for another, taking his sweet time before peppering delicate kisses across your jaw until his lips linger by the shell of your ear. "I guess that means you're mine for eternity."

kim taerae | farmer's market

You and Taerae walk hand in hand through the rows upon rows of stalls selling everything from freshly baked goods to blooming flowers. A loaf of sourdough, ruby red apples, prosciutto, some cheese, and a blanket sit in your tote bag on Taerae's shoulder for the picnic that was planned for later. The two of you had made it a habit to wake up early on Sundays to take a walk, go to your favorite cafe for brunch, and then head over to the weekly farmer's market. There was something domestic about the little routine you both had fallen into, and you definitely didn't mind the quiet coos that grannys would offer on the street about how much of an adorable couple you two were. Taerae suddenly stops in front of a booth selling mason jars of wildflowers and instantly hands the owner some cash, insisting you pick out your favorite with a kiss to your temple.

shen ricky | beach day

The sound of waves crashing against the sand are like white noise in your ears, as you lay out under the beating sun. Your skin feels warm from spending the afternoon outside, but you sense a presence and jump a little at the cold drops that fall onto you. “You gonna come in the water?” Ricky asks while a hand runs through his hair, more droplets hitting you as he shakes his head like a wet dog. “Maybe in a little bit,” you reply, taking in the sight of the blonde boy before you. a thin silver chain falls down the slope of his neck and rests just above his bare chest. His swim trunks fit him well and are in a light rose shade that he had boughten after you had offhandedly mentioned that you thought he looked good in the color. “Like what you see?” There’s a slightly smug tone in his voice as he catches you staring. “You look nice.” In one swift motion, Ricky picks you up and throws you over his shoulder with ease, moving towards the water and threatening to drop you in unless you give him a better compliment than just “nice.”

kim gyuvin | dog walking

"Buttercup, please don't bite eumpappa's ear!" You hear your boyfriend's voice before you see him, but the sight before you causes Gyuvin to whine as you nearly double over in tears. "Babe, how did this happen?" The brunette gives a sheepish smile, tips of his ears red, while you help untangle him from the many dog leashes wrapped around him. Gyuvin had decided to take up dog walking as a summer side job to make some extra money to take you out on dates. He had thought it was a brilliant idea considering that he already walked eumpappa, so what were a few more pups? Well, a few more soon turned into five which then turned into eight, and although Gyuvin was too prideful at first to ask for your help, you eventually got the call to meet him outside of his apartment complex with the promise of ice cream in return. You supposed it all worked out in the end, as you got to spend time with cute puppies and your even cuter boyfriend.

park gunwook | camp counselors

Gunwook throws a glance over at you once and a while, finding it cute how your face scrunches up in concentration as you make your bead bracelet. Originally, the boy had come over to sit next to you, but you had banished him to the other side of the arts and crafts hall, declaring that he wasn’t allowed to peek at what you were going to work on. So here Gunwook was, pouty and a bit sulky, as he waited patiently for you to finish whatever you were doing so he could spend some time with you. The second he sees you snipping the thin string with scissors, he rushes over like an eager puppy. “Here, I made this for you.” Taking his large hand in yours, you slip the bracelet that adorns your name onto his wrist. Before you can say anything else, Gunwook repeats the action, wordlessly giving you the one he had made too. You peak at the letters with a smile. Gunwook.

han yujin | lemonade stands

"Yujin, aren't you a little too old to run a lemonade stand?" Slowly pulling your sunglasses down and peering over them, you stare a bit incredulously at the boy sitting in the children's chair that's clearly too small for him. "I-I'm just helping out my cousin..." He manages to stutter in a bit of embarrassment, rubbing the nape of his neck and avoiding eye contact. You readjust your sunglasses and notice the little girl coming back out of the house with a plastic pitcher filled to the brim with the citrusy drink. "I'll take three." You say suddenly, pulling out the proper amount and handing it to Yujin, as he snaps out of his daze. The little girl perks up at the influx of business, eagerly pouring three cups. You leave a generous tip in the plastic jar and hand her one of the cups before taking a seat in the grass of the lawn beside Yujin. Sipping on the cool liquid, you extend the extra cup to him with a smile.

[littlefaefeather]

Black Butler manga foods/drinks

I'm sure I missed some things, but it was all things that weren't really named or specified, or I couldn't tell with certainty what they were. @sebastian-ciel-mutual-bullying this is for you! feel free to take and use as you need o7 Book 1 breakfast: poached salmon and mint salad with toast, scones, and pain de campagne on the sides, ceylon tea horribly salty lemonade dinner: Japanese green tea, gyuutatakidon, Italian red wine, apricot and green tea mille-feuille dessert: orchard fruit cake with pears, plums, and blackberries dessert: deep-dish apple raisin pie milk

Book 2 assam tea afternoon tea: keemun and summer pudding of currants and other berries lunch: stuffed cabbage and minted potato salad chocolate earl grey afternoon tea: cornmeal cake of pears and blackberries salty rosehip herbal tea

Book 3 hot milk with honey or brandy peeled apple assam tea with milk oranges with shalimar tea steak and kidney pie and salmon sandwiches messy birthday cake and donburi strawberry-decorated birthday cake

Book 4 fish chai with ginger breakfast: shrimp curry and French toast with ginger mackerel with gooseberry sauce and cottage pie

Book 5 British-style Bengali chicken curry chicken curry afternoon snack: gateau au chocolat beef curry blue lobster with seven curries curry bun assam tea white darjeeling tea champagne sushi

Book 6 Christmas pudding cookies shaped like bones fish and chips, meat pies, bread

Book 7 rice porridge dinner: milk risotto with a three-mushroom medley, a pot-au-feu of pork and wine, and a warm apple compote with yogurt sauce

Book 8 oranges afternoon tea: chocolate macarons with fruits and three-berry shortcake

Book 9 custard cream puffs red wine white wine brunch: herring pie and spinach quiche dinner: curry, and chopped vegetables for an appetizer

Book 10 dinner: soybean hamburg steaks

Book 11 elevenses: darjeeling tea and petits fours tonkatsu, shougayaki, tonjiru, tonshabu, yakiton

Book 12 cake with strawberries on top

Book 13 spiny lobster saute, roast turkey, sticky toffee pudding, fairy cakes (cupcakes) warm milk with honey

Book 14 watered-down darjeeling tea darjeeling tea dinner: roast duck and gateau chocolat

Book 15 golden syrup sponge pudding tea cakes lemon myrtle souffle glace with milk tea

Book 16 lunch: beef mince pie

Book 17 dessert: strawberries, cream, and meringue (Eton mess) with a side of iced summer pudding

Book 18 chicken pie coffee and walnut cake

Book 19 ravioli (maultaschen) and wurst soup, stewed pork with herbs and spices (eisbein), and rote grutze (sour berries boiled and chilled to jelly, served with cream) evening snack: caramel macarons, coffee cream eclairs, dark chocolate florentines. black tea ceylon tea

Book 22 earl grey tea with orange almond cake and berry tarts

Book 23 smoked salmon sandesh (milk sweets)

Book 24 soft licorice candy apples

Book 25 berry-filled pudding fish and chips and steak and ale pie gulab jamun (fried balls of dough drenched in syrup)

Book 29 kidney pie, fish and chips, and ale wild-hare pie tapioca steak

Book 30 nilgiri tea breakfast: pea soup, meatballs, croissants, boiled egg, orange jelly chicken and steamed vegetable salad, oxtail stew, pain de campagne with butter oolong tea

Book 31 candy cigarettes

[malsfefanfics]

OC Profile: Rosamund

art by @/nessiemccormick, edited down to icon size by me

"You wish to know more about Rosamund? She's rather easy to talk to, once you get past that Vestra pride. Though I honestly don't know her that well, given how Hubert didn't even tell me of her existance until recently. She also tends to keep people at dog's length from her at all times. Yes, I mean 'dog'." -- Edelgard, about Rosamund.

Full name: Rosamund von Vestra Nicknames: Rosa (Raphael, Mercedes, Caspar, Constance, Claude), Rosebud (Hapi), Rosie (by Dorothea), Petal (For Hubert Use Only), Little Rose Wolf (Yuri) Birthday: Day 6 of the Harpstring Moon, 1165 Age: 15-16 (Pre-TS), 20+ (Post-TS) Crest: None Family: Marquis Iason von Vestra (Father, Deceased), Medee (Mother), Hubert (Older Brother), Tancred (Younger Brother), Rigel (Best Hound) Nationality: Adrestia Titles: Master of the Hounds, The Thorn Huntress, Devoted Bloom Voice Claim: Jeannie Tirado (leaning more towards Rose from Resident Evil Village in tone)

Interests: Hunting, History of Fódlan and surrounding nations, Weapons and training, Singing Likes: Sweets, Dogs, Her brothers, Fish, Healthy Competition, Saint Cichol Dislikes: Her father, The Church, Saint Seiros, Noble Society, Liars, Formal Dresses, Herself

Favorite Meals: Super Spicy Fish Dango, Pheasant Roast with Berry Sauce, Pickled Rabbit Skewers Liked Meals: Saghert and Cream, Sweet Trio Bun, Grilled Herring, Sautéed Jerky, Small Fish Skewers, Fried Crayfish Disliked Meals: Daphnel Stew, Bourgeois Pike, Cheesy Verona Stew, Gautier Cheese Gratin

Tea Preferences: Lavender Blend, Almyran Pine Needles, Mint Tea, Rose Petal Blend

Liked Gifts: Hunting Dagger, The History of Fódlan, Fishing Float, Smoked Meat, any flower, Stylish Hair Clip Disliked Gifts: Gemstone Beads, Goddess Statuette, Blue Cheese, Book of Crest Designs

Lost Items:

Book of Hunters' Fables: A hand written book of fables and folk songs shared by hunters from across the continent. Looks well read.

Family Dagger: A dagger with a pink blade and a green handle. Reminds you of primroses.

Children's Music Box: A silver music box that plays an unfamiliar lullaby. There's the coat of arms of an Adrestian Family on the lid.

Starting Class: Noble Preferred Class Path: Noble --> Fighter/Myrmidon --> Archer/Thief --> Sniper/Assassin Strength: Bow, Sword Weakness: White Magic, Black Magic, Dark Magic Budding Talent: Authority Personal Skill: 'Howling Shot', increases power against Demonic Beasts by +5.

Weapons Starting Levels:

Sword: D Lance: E+ Axe: E Bow: B Brawling: E Reason: E Faith: E Authority: C Heavy Armor: E Riding: E+ Flying: E

Base Stats:

HP: 25 Str: 7 Mag: 1 Dex: 8 Spd: 6 Lck: 7 Def: 6 Res: 7 Cha: 9

Learned Faith Spells: ??? Learned Reason Spells: ???

Recruit Requirements for Canon-Compliance AUs: Crimson Flower requires C-support with Hubert and Edelgard, and B-support with Petra or Bernadetta. Verdant Wind requires B+ Rank or Higher of Flying, Faith, and Reason, and must have majority of Black Eagles and Ashen Wolves recruited. Cannot be recruited on Blue Lions or Silver Snow.

Potential Supports:

Byleth

Hubert

Tancred

Medee

Edelgard

Petra

Linhardt

Caspar

Dorothea

Bernadetta

Ferdinand

Jeritza

Mercedes

Felix

Sylvain

Ashe

Annette

Claude

Leonie

Raphael

Lysithea

Yuri

Hapi

Constance

Seteth

Flayn

Shamir

Hanneman

Manuela

Crit Quotes:

You wish!

For my brothers!

How annoying.

I'll never lose!

You call that a shot?

I thought you'd be a challenge.

I'll cut you down!

Time for the hunt!

No goddess can save you.

Defeat Quotes:

I can't fall here. Best to pull back for now.

That...could have gone better.

I'm sorry, brother. I failed you.....

Your Majesty, please....look after my family.....

I guess I truly am....the weakest Vestra.....

Skill Level Increase Quotes:

I can use this on the hunt.

This is easy as pie.

Another day, another lesson.

I can do that? Explains a lot. (Budding Talent)

I....I actually do that? (Magic)

Level Up Quotes:

As to be expected of a Vestra.

Excellence comes with hard work.

Getting stronger and wiser.

Missed the mark, it seems.

I can hear the old man scoffing from the grave.

Not sure I have much left to learn.

Gift Quotes:

Liked Gifts: Oh, I love this! How did you know?

Neutral Gifts: Thanks. This will be useful for later.

Disliked Gifts: You might have better luck elsewhere.

[clarasimone]

THE ONE I LOVE

I thought I'd get less than 10 readers for my non-fandom based fanfic, homaging Iain Glen (proposing an AU from a film which hasn't come out yet, no less) but I just hit 600 readers for my 12 chapters, and I'm sincerely overjoyed. So thank you Tumblr friends :-)))))))))))))))

And immense hugs to @terisrog and @marmalademouse for the collaborations!!!

She felt loved.

In his arms.

In the heat of summer, as warm as his caresses. As lulling as his voice, so deep, so mesmerising; its lilt, susurrating, hypnotising, like the sweet, sweet buzz of the furrowing bees gorging themselves all around them. While he confessed his love. With words, immodest and true, rumbling his need for her. Irrepressible, imperious, too-long contained it hurt, it ached, it seemed to tear him apart, it—

—It drove him to bed her, in the hay he had just harvested… the very moment she looked at him, just so . The moment she slipped her fingers through his hair, just so . And opened her rosy lips to his, just so . 

Oh yes, she felt loved.

Amidst the poppies. His bearded cheek nuzzling the curve of her visage, his lips tasting her pulse, the strength of him crushing her gracile form and the wild strawberries staining her white dress. The one she was so desperate to lose, the one he was ruffling, and ripping, so eager to free her. So eager for his flesh to meet hers. So—

“Leonard, please!” She couldn’t wait, she wanted him so!

My love. Mine, mine, mine … she kept thinking, feverishly. Like a prayer from which there could be no escape. To which she wanted him to surrender.

“Leonard, Leon—ugh!” she moaned, deeply. He smelled of hay and sweat and sweet cloves when he took her.

And the sun, the sun was crowning his head with a golden halo, as he kissed her, and kissed her, and kissed her while his hips, ravishing her, echoed her wish and heartbeat: you are mine. Dear Lord, you are mine.

You are mine.

But then.

Of course.

She woke up.

“Mathilde?” he said, softly, stirring her. She must have fallen asleep, pausing for a moment, in the midst of her berry picking. 

Yes, the strawberries. Staining her white dress. She meant to harvest them to bake a pie.

“Leonard…” she answered drowsily, unaware she wasn’t dreaming anymore. Forgetting to guard herself as she smiled up at him, like a woman contented, a woman in love.

Oh no! she thought, but not quick enough.

Because she saw it then, just before she truly regained her senses, before she knew to compose herself. She saw it when his tall frame eclipsed the sun, showing her his handsome features: there was a flicker of recognition in his eyes—shut down before it bloomed, but not before piercing his heart. Yes, the thought brushed his mind: this is how she’d looked, in the aftermath of pleasure.

Yet…

“You fell asleep,” he stated. Simply, tenderly—as was his way, always.

And it was over then, the next second washing away any semblance of improper knowledge from his blue, blue eyes. And any communion between them.

He extended his hand to help her get to her feet: Leonard. The man she loved… with absolutely no hope of reciprocity. Because, you see, she was to wed his son. 

[askstellarandfriends]

If these are next-gen characters, who is who's parents? (like who is Stellar's parents, who is Kunzite's parents, etc etc)

I'mma answer this one in text this time, this is a next gen AU. Not all of the characters are next gens. Stellar is just an OC (Who's parents will be revealed in time but if I say who now it will be very spoilery) Then some of the next gens ended up in this universe from another universe because they were either adopted or I just wanted to create them.

I can show a list of the current next gens though, fair warning, the list is long: Pixel Note: Button Mash x Sweetie Belle Apple Slice: Caramel Chance-A-Lot x Applejack Appleseed: Caramel Chance-A-Lot x Applejack Sharp Gleam: Diamond Tiara x Snips Gem Shine: Discord x Rarity (another universe transfer) Sunrise Illusion: Discord x Celestia Muffin: Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves Time Bubble: Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves Rose Seed: Feather Weight x Babs Seed Blue Ribbon: Flam x Cherry Jubilee Constellation Sparkle: Flash Sentry x Twilight Sparkle Apple Cider: Flim x Apple Fritter Apple Crisp: Big Macintosh x Fluttershy Crass: Grogar x Everest(OC) Star Tricks: Luna x Trixie Lulamoon (another universe transfer) Dream Walker: Sombra x Luna Mint Swirl: Lyra x Bonbon Pop Rocks: Lyra x Bonbon Shooting Star: Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle (another universe transfer) Midnight Aurora: Nightmare Moon x Everlight Everlasting (another universe transfer) Record Label: Octavia Melody x Vinyl Scratch Play Wright: Pink Tom x Trailblazer (another universe transfer, parents are from the @projectfimily universe) Honeycrisp Apple: Pip Squeak x Apple Bloom Surprise Pop: Pokey Pierce x Pinkie Pie Quick Dash: Rumble x Scootaloo Luminia: Sassy Saddles x Thorax (another universe transfer) Gem Gleam: Snails X Silver Spoon Cumulus: Sky Stinger x Vapor Trail Spectra: Soarin x Rainbow Dash Thunder Cloud: Soarin x Rainbow Dash Molto Vivace: Songbird Serenade x Rainbow Dash (another universe transfer) Crystal Fire: Spike x Rarity Kunzite: Spike x Rarity Opal: Spike x Rarity Bright Idea: Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Sunset Sparkle: Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Luster Dawn (Yes, I know she's from the show but I wanted to incorporate her in the next gens): Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Dawn Delight: Sunset Shimmer x Trixie Lulamoon Royal Blue: Blue Blood x Twilight Sparkle (another universe transfer) Spring Breeze: Vapor Trail x Tree Hugger Evermore: Zecora x Gizmo Lightning Strike: Master x Marble Pie (He is not sure where/when he came from anymore)

Non next gens: Spell Caster - Currently a statue Alicorn Poupée - Living Doll Stellar Cables - Alicorn Flicker - Changeling Mimic - Reformed Changeling Chambers - Currently a ghost Draconequus Everest - Draconequus Berry Blue - Earth Pony Film Reel - Earth Pony Flora Fauna - Earth Pony Harvest - Dead Earth Pony (Can appear as a ghost) Herbal Remedy - Earth Pony Light Heart - Earth Pony Melody Fever (DJ Fever Beats) - Earth Pony Music Rush - Earth Pony Paint Point - Earth Pony Phantom Ink - Possessed Earth Pony Quill Pen - Assumed Earth Pony Rapid Gear - Earth Pony Sun Dial - Currently a ghost Earth Pony Swift Apple - Earth Pony Wave Breaker - Earth Pony Bursting Flame - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Cross Stitch - Unicorn Fast Catch - Pegasus Fire Forge - Earth Pony Kiwi Tart - Unicorn Sweet Note - Earth Pony Twirling Ribbon - Earth Pony Gray Claw - Griffon Crescent - Hippogriff Fallon - Hippogriff Amphy - Fenec Fox Earth Pony Hybrid Draco - ??? Pony Hybrid Forest Jewel - Deer Unicorn Hybrid Mizu - Ray Pony Hybrid Night Shade - Deer Changeling Hybrid Willow - Deer Pegasus Hybrid King Variant - Dead Kirin King (Can appear as a ghost) Spring Leaf - Kirin Charlie and Dave - Two headed lamb Granite - Diamond Dog Maple Tree - Dikdik Oak Tree - Dikdik Droplet - Pegasus Dusk Light - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Gale Force - Currently a ghost Pegasus Vampony Happy Sales - Pegasus Popcorn - Pegasus Shady Deal - Pegasus Starlight Flight - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Sweet Smile - Pegasus Sweet Treat - Pegasus Violet - Pegasus (another universe transfer) Tango - Siren (Looks younger than actually is) Autumn Leaf - Unicorn Chai Tea - Unicorn Cuddle Bug - Unicorn Ink Blot - Unicorn Lily Pad - Unicorn Peppercorn - Unicorn Professor Spark - Unicorn Red Shine - Unicorn Silver Star - Unicorn Song Note - Unicorn Stardew Valley - Unicorn Symphony - Currently a ghost Unicorn Winter Breeze - Unicorn Moon Mist - Vampony If you want to ask any of the characters a random question, just be sure to put who you want to ask. Hope this helps!

~ GPG Mod

[thecookieverse]

List of Characters and Series

Here is a list of all the OC's and Characters that are in the Cookieverse. OC's and media listed alphabetically

OC's

Autumn Herald Cookie

Blueberry Muffin Cookie

Boysenberry Cookie

Cheese Danish Cookie

Funnel Cake Cookie

Hot Dog Cookie

Lemon Soda Cookie

Menthol Cookie

Milkshake Cookie

Pokeweed Cookie

Scotch Bonnet Cookie

Spearmint Gum Cookie

Spring Maiden Cookie

Spring Water Cookie

Summer Autarch Cookie

Winter Envoy Cookie

MMO Cookies

(Cookie versions of player characters from MMOs or games with character customization)

Chantilly Cookie (CRK MyCookie)

Berry Seltzer Cookie (Rosie Dandysocks; Toontown Corporate Clash)

Raspberry Snowcone (Kelsey Ravenspear; Wizard101)

Lemon Smoothie Cookie (Lemonbeaks/Blaziebeaks; Club Penguin)

Strawberry Bubblegum Cookie (Camryn Newell; Fusionfall)

Blueberry Lollipop Cookie (Azura Starstorm; Fusionfall)

Official Characters

American Dragon Jake Long

Lanatus Dragon Cookie (Jake Long)

Russet Potato Cookie (Arthur "Spud" Spudinski)

Chocolate Truffle Cookie (Trixie Carter)

Yellow Lily Cookie (Rose)

Banjo Kazooie An in-universe video game

Gummy Bear Cookie (Banjo)

Buffalo Wing Cookie (Kazooie)

Green Milkshake Cookie (Gruntilda)

Sausage Toad Cookie (Klungo)

Gummy Skull Cookie (Mumbo)

Steak Pie Cookie (Bottles)

Bubble-and-Squeak Cookie (Jamjars)

Big Hero 6

Maki Roll Cookie (Hiro Hamada)

Marshmallow Creme Cookie (Baymax)

Gummy Hoop Cookie (Go Go)

Yuzu Cookie (Honey Lemon)

Zucchini Cookie (Wasabi Cookie)

Taco Cookie (Fred Frederickson IV)

Chowder

Pudding Pop Cookie (Chowder)

Bean Soup Cookie (Mung Daal)

Mushroom Bisque Cookie (Truffles)

Rock Candy Cookie (Schnitzel)

Calamansi Cookie (Endive)

Marshmallow Bunny Cookie (Panini)

Pickled Tomato Cookie (Gazpacho)

Club Penguin

Green Tea Cookie (Aunt Arctic/The Director)

Americano Cookie (Gary the Gadget Guy)

Chili Sauce Cookie (Jet Pack Guy)

Crab Pizza Cookie (Rookie)

Spiceberry Cookie (Paige/Puffle Handler)

Tuna Casserole Cookie (Dot)

Cuphead

Strawberry Milk Cookie (Cuphead)

Blueberry Milk Cookie (Mugman)

Au Lait Cookie (Elder Kettle)

Golden Milk Cookie (Legendary Chalice/Ms. Chalice)

The Root Pack

Yukon Gold Cookie (Sal Spudder)

Yellow Onion Cookie (Ollie Bulb)

Chantenay Cookie (Chauncey Chantenay)

Berry Gelatin Cookie (Goopy Le Grande)

Star Spinel Cookie (Hilda Berg)

Gin Cookie and Tonic Cookie (Ribby and Croaks)

Orange Carnation Cookie (Cagney Carnation Cookie)

Cherry Cane Cookie (Baroness Von Bon Bon)

Candy Popcorn Cookie (Beppi the Clown)

Shish Tawook Cookie (Dijimmi the Great)

Serrano Dragon Cookie (Grim Matchstick)

Cuckoo Egg Cookie (Wally Warbles)

Pheasant Egg Cookie (Willy Warbles)

Golden Honey Cookie (Rumor Honeybottoms)

Rum Cookie (Captain Brineybeard)

Turquoise Rose Cookie (Sally Stageplay)

Vienna Sausage Cookie (Werner Werman)

Amethyst Cookie (Dr. Kahl)

Fluorite Cookie (Cala Maria)

King Cake Cookie (King Dice)

Devil’s Cigar Cookie (The Devil)

Sylvanite Cookie (Glumstone the Giant)

Moonshine Mob:

Gin Rickey Cookie (Charlie Left Legs)

Jack Rose Cookie (Light Bug)

Sazerac Cookie (Anteater)

Moonshine Cookie (Announcer Snail)

Moon Mist Cookie (Mortimer Freeze)

Chorizo Cookie (Esther Winchester)

Howling Aces

Pineapple Mint Cookie (Sergeant O’Fera)

Upside-Down Cake Cookie (Pilot Bulldog)

Pineapple Juice Cookies (Yankee Yippers)

Table Salt Cookie (Chef Saltbaker)

Cyberchase

Alfajor Cookie (Inez)

Key Lime Cookie (Matt)

Cranberry Flan Cookie (Jackie)

Dexter's Laboratory

Omelet Cookie (Dexter)

Omurice Cookie (Dee Dee)

Quail Egg Cookie (Mandark)

Disney Fairies

Dianthus Cookie (Tinkerbell)

Water Iris Cookie (Silvermist)

Marigold Cookie (Iridessa)

Alstromeria Cookie (Fawn)

Dahlia Cookie (Rosetta)

Windflower Cookie (Vidia)

Disney Princesses

Apple Streusel Cookie (Snow White)

Blue Pumpkin Cookie (Cinderella)

Loganberry Cookie (Aurora)

Alexandrite Cookie (Ariel)

Profiterole Cookie (Belle)

Bastani Sonnati Cookie (Jasmine)

Jian Dui Cookie (Mulan)

Beignet Cookie (Tiana)

Rampion Cookie (Rapunzel)

Barmbrack Cookie (Merida)

Haupia Cookie (Moana)

Doki Doki Literature Club

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika)

Strawberry Cupcake Cookie (Natsuki)

Ruby Chocolate Cookie (Sayori)

Chamomile Tea Cookie (Yuri)

Earthbound (Mother)

Gum Scrap Cookie (Ness)

Apple Pie Cookie (Paula)

Custard Doughnut Cookie (Jeff)

Onigiri Cookie (Poo)

Pork Rind Cookie (Porky Minch)

Lemon Swirl Cookie (Lucas)

Prickly Pear Cookie (Kumatora)

Blue Potato Cookie (Duster)

Orange Swirl Cookie (Claus)

Kid Icarus

Angel Food Cookie (Pit)

Manzanilla Olive Cookie (Palutena)

Souvlaki Cookie (Magnus)

Chocolate Cake Cookie (Dark Pit)

??? (Medusa)

??? (Hades)

Blue Spirulina Cookie (Pandora)

??? (Gaol)

??? (Thanatos)

Salad Cookie (Viridi)

??? (Arlon)

Electrolyte Cookie (Phosphora)

Gravity Falls

Peanut Butter Cookie (Dipper)

Grape Jam Cookie (Mabel)

Club Sandwich Cookie (Grunkle Stan)

Maple Syrup Cookie (Wendy)

Empanada Cookie (Soos)

Reuben Cookie (Ford)

White Truffle Cookie (Pacifica Northwest)

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Sugar Skull Cookie (Grim)

Tangelo Cookie (Billy)

Oleander Cookie (Billy)

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Camembert Cookie (Ed)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd)

Jawbreaker Cookie (Eddy)

Caprese Salad Cookie (Kevin)

Vieux Lille Cookie (Sarah)

Dandelion Cookie (Jimmy)

Bratwurst Cookie (Rolf)

Passion Fruit Cookie (Nazz)

Granola Bar Cookie (Jonny)

Limburger Cookie (May Kanker)

Mashed Potato Cookie (Marie Kanker)

Fish Stick Cookie (Lee Kanker)

Eddsworld

Broccoli Cookie (Edd)

Seltzer Cookie (Tom)

Choco Milk Cookie (Matt)

Peppermint Bark Cookie (Tord)

Cayenne Cookie (Blaze, OC)

Black Raspberry Cookie (Dusk, OC)

Guacamole Cookie (Eduardo)

Cinnamon Roll Cookie (Jon)

Sugar Plum Cookie (Mark)

Tomato Cookie (Jordan, OC)

Blood Orange Cookie (Blade, OC)

Garlic Cookie (Dawn, OC)

Tobacco Cookie (Paul)

Lemon Drop Cookie (Patryck)

Choco Popcorn Cookie (Bing)

Snowcap Cookie (Larry)

Lavender Cookie (Laurel)

Dipped Strawberry Cookie (Kim)

Raspberry Torte Cookie (Katya)

El Tigre

Chili Lollipop Cookie (Manny Rivera/El Tigre)

Blueberry Churro Cookie (Frida Suarez)

Paloma Cookie (Rodolfo Rivera/White Pantera)

??? (Grandpapi Rivera/Puma Loco)

??? (Zoe Aves/Black Cuervo)

??? (Carmelita Aves/Voltura)

??? (Grandmami Aves/Lady Gobbler)

Friday Night Funkin

Slushie Cookie (Boyfriend/Jacob)

Cherry Cola Cookie (Girlfriend/Amber)

Rose Water Cookie (Senpai/Kenji)

Orange Velvet Cookie (Blaze, OC) 

Soft Serve Cookie (Dusk, OC)

Waffle Cone Cookie (Vince)

Vanilla Bean Cookie (Emilia)

Devil's Food Cookie (Daddy Dearest/Maurice)

Cola Cake Cookie (Mommy Mearest/Donna)

Caramel Apple Cookie (Pico)

Candy Bone Cookie (Skid)

Mellowcreme Pumpkin Cookie (Pump)

Lemon Curd Cookie (Lemon Demon)

Kirby

Starmallow Cookie (Kirby)

Battenberg Cookie (King Dedede)

Jostaberry Cookie (Meta Knight)

Tangerine Cookie (Bandana Dee)

Blueberry Cobbler Cookie (Gooey)

Berry Fudge Cookie (Marx)

Fruit Ribbon Cookie (Ribbon)

Food Coloring Cookie (Adeleine)

Bloodberry Cookie (Dark Meta Knight)

Mirror Glaze Cookie (Dark Mind)

Rainbow Frosting Cookie (Drawcia)

Stilton Gold Cookie (Daroach)

Golden Delicious Cookie (Magolor)

Tarantula Cookie (Taranza)

Honeycomb Cookie (Queen Sectonia)

Strawberry Ripple Cookie (Susie)

Golden Opulence Cookie (President Haltmann)

Rainbow Sherbet Cookie (Elline)

Fondant Cookie (Claycia)

Frozen Yogurt Cookie (Francisca)

Pepper Kebab Cookie (Flamberge)

Lemon Tart Cookie (Zan Partizanne)

Poison Hemlock Cookie (Hyness)

Blue Lemonade Cookie (Elfilin)

Veal Orloff Cookie (Leongar)

Funnel Cake Cookie (Clawroline)

KND

Strawberry Fool Cookie (Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1)

Chili Dog Cookie (Hoagie P. Gilligan/Numbuh 2)

Matcha Choco Cookie (Kuki Sanban/Numbuh 3)

Hokey Pokey Cookie (Wallabee “Wally” Beatles/Numbuh 4)

Salted Caramel Cookie (Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh 5)

Soda Bread Cookie (Fanny Fulbright/Numbuh 86)

Lemon Meringue Cookie (Rachel McKenzie/Numbuh 362)

Caramel Macchiato Cookie (Cree Lincoln)

??? (Chad Dickson/Numbuh 274)

Black Olive Cookie (Father)

Five-Layer Cookie (The Delightful Children from Down the Lane/Sector Z)

Refried Beans Cookie (Lenny), Sour Cream Cookie (David), White Cheddar Cookie (Bruce), Pico de Gallo Cookie (Constance), and Lettuce Cookie (Alessandra). 

Lalaloopsy

Valerian Cookie (Pillow Featherbed)

Sprinkle Cookie (Crumbs Sugar Cookie)

Whipped Cocoa Cookie (Mittens Fluff ‘N’ Stuff)

Circus Peanut Cookie (Peanut Big Top)

Spaghetti Marinara Cookie (Spot Splatter Splash)

Candy Jewel Cookie (Jewel Sparkles)

Rocket Pop Cookie (Dot Starlight)

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot)

Little Einsteins

Ditalini Cookie (Leo)

Farfalle Cookie (Annie)

Orchid Cookie (June)

Banana Pancake Cookie (Quincy)

Magic School Bus

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle)

Carrot Puff Cookie (Arnold)

Candy Jack Cookie (Ralphie)

Champurrado Cookie (Carlos)

Blue Taro Cookie (Tim)

Green Bean Cookie (Phoebe)

Mochi Cookie (Wanda)

Daffodil Cookie (Dorothy Ann)

Berry Smoothie Cookie (Keesha)

Mario

Marinara Sauce Cookie (Mario)

Pesto Cookie (Luigi) 

Peach Cream Cookie (Princess Peach)

Button Mushroom Cookie (Toad)

Durian Cookie (Bowser)

Garlic Sauce Cookie (Wario)

Breadstick Cookie (Waluigi)

Daisy Cookie (Princess Daisy)

Konpeito Cookie (Princess Rosalina)

Stelline Cookie (Geno)

Marshmallow Spread Cookie (Mallow)

Monster High

Lemon Mint Cookie (Frankie Stein)

Pink Licorice Cookie (Draculaura)

Wolfsbane Cookie (Clawdeen Wolf)

Melopita Cookie (Cleo de Nile)

Gummy Fish Cookie (Lagoona Blue)

Jelly Worm Cookie (Ghoulia Yelps)

Shaved Ice Cookie (Abbey Bominable)

Watermelon Snake Cookie (Deuce Gorgon

Monster Prom

Ghost Pepper Cookie (Damien LeVey)

Purple Kale Cookie (Liam de Lioncourt) 

Saltwater Taffy Cookie (Miranda Vanderbilt)

Vodka Cookie (Polly Geist)

Potato Chip Cookie (Scott Howl)

Sour Snake Cookie (Vera Oberlin) 

Succulent Cookie (Calculester Hewlett-Packard)

Ikasumi Pasta Cookie (Zoe)

Calla Lily Cookie (Joy Johnson-Johjima) 

Henbane Cookie (Hope Halko)

Blackthorn Cookie (Faith Fernández) 

Filius Blue Cookie (Dahlia Aquino) 

Keema Cookie (Aaravi Mishra) 

Belladonna Cookie (Milo Belladonna) 

Elderberry Cookie (Oz)

Cherry Pepper Cookie (Amira Rashid)

Blueberry Tart Cookie (Vicky Schmidt)

Rafflesia Cookie (Brian Yu)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Açaí Cookie (Twilight Sparkle)

Apple Cider Cookie (Applejack)

Candy Ring Cookie (Rarity)

Pansy Cookie (Fluttershy)

Confetti Cake Cookie (Pinkie Pie)

Sports Drink Cookie (Rainbow Dash)

Damson Dragon Cookie (Spike) 

Nickelodeon

Sponge Cake Cookie (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Star Sundae Cookie (Patrick Star)

Acorn Cookie (Sandy Cheeks)

Calamari Cookie (Squidward Tentacles) 

Crab Burger Cookie (Mr. Krabs) 

Lima Bean Cookie (Sheldon J. Plankton)

Chocolate Swirl Cookie (Jimmy Neutron)

Pixy Powder Cookie (Timmy Turner)

Creme Sandwich Cookie (Danny Fenton/Phantom)

Black Rose Cookie (Sam Manson)

Sour Straw Cookie (Tucker Foley)

Orange Creme Cookie (Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton)

Blueberry Fudge Cookie (Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9)

Tarator Cookie (Vendetta)

Cream Pie Cookie (Charlotte)

Star Jelly Cookie (Zim)

Astronaut Food Cookie (Dib Membrane)

O.K K.O: Let's Be Heroes!

Burrito Cookie (K.O)

Blue Agave Cookie (Rad)

Ramen Cookie (Enid)

Enchilada Cookie (Carol)

??? (Mr. Gar)

Cucumber Cookie (Dendy)

??? (Lord Boxman)

Cobra Venom Cookie (Professor Venomous)

??? (Darrell)

Orange Taffy Cookie (Shannon)

??? (Raymond)

Purple Cabbage Cookie (Ernesto)

Sausage Fruit Cookie (Jethro)

??? (Mikayla)

Knickerbocker Glory Cookie (Elodie)

Cheese Puff Cookie (Fink)

Peanuts

Lemon Gel Cookie (Charlie Brown)

Berry Gel Cookie (Sally)

Raspberry Jam Cookie (Linus)

Blueberry Jam Cookie (Lucy)

Mint Cream Cookie (Peppermint Patty)

Pumpkin Brownie Cookie (Marcie)

Cornflower Cookie (Franklin)

Bitter Melon Cookie (Violet)

Dirt Cake Cookie (Pig-Pen)

Cavatappi Cookie (Frieda)

Blackberry Pie Cookie (Schroeder)

Persona 3

Duck Burger Cookie (Makoto Yuki)

Strawberry Sando Cookie (Yukari Takeba)

Soft Pretzel Cookie (Junpei Iori)

Hamburger Steak Cookie (Akihiro Sanaba)

Champagne Cookie (Mitsuru Kirijo)

Miso Soup Cookie (Fuuka Yamagishi)

Toasted Bread Cookie (Aigis)

Yatsuhashi Cookie (Ken Amada)

??? (Elizabeth)

??? (Theodore)

Persona 4

Beef Bowl Cookie (Yu Narukami)

Potato Stew Cookie (Yosuke Hanamura)

Steak Cookie (Chie Satonaka)

Manju Cookie (Yukiko Amagi)

Yakitori Cookie (Kanji Tatsumi)

Vichyssoise Cookie (Rise Kujikawa)

Popsicle Cookie (Teddie)

California Roll Cookie (Naoto Shirogane)

??? (Margaret)

Persona 5

Katsu Sando Cookie (Akira Kurusu/Joker)

Black Cat Cookie (Morgana)

Meat Bun Cookie (Ryuji Sakamoto/Skull)

Chocolate Crepe Cookie (Ann Takamaki/Panther)

Jagariko Cookie (Yusuke Kitagawa/Fox) 

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima/Queen)

Curry Cookie (Futaba Sakura/Oracle)

Fruit Salad Cookie (Haru Okumura/Noir) 

Buttered Pancake Cookie (Goro Akechi/Crow)

Pea Flower Cookie (Lavenza)

Pizza Tower

Spaghetti Cookie (Peppino Spaghetti)

Lasagna Cookie (Gustavo)

Brick Cheese Rat (Brick the Rat)

Stuffed Pepper Cookie (Pepperman)

Cowboy Queso Cookie (The Vigilante)

Peanut Bar Cookie (The Noise)

Hazelnut Bar Cookie (Noisette)

Phineas and Ferb

Salsa Chip Cookie (Phineas)

Apple Dodger Cookie (Ferb)

Salsa Cookie (Candace)

Sufganiyah Cookie (Isabella)

Blueberry Kulfi Cookie (Baljeet)

Gouda Cookie (Buford) 

Black Forest Cookie (Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz) 

Gateau Cookie (Vanessa)

Powerpuff Girls

Pink Lemonade Cookie (Blossom)

Sugar Cookie (Bubbles)

Basil Cookie (Buttercup) 

Magnesium Cookie (Professor Utonium)

Banana Nut Cookie (Mojo Jojo)

Devil’s Tongue Cookie (Him)

Fruit Punch Cookie (Brick)

Blue Corn Cookie (Boomer)

Nori Cookie (Butch)

Medusa Pepper Cookie (Sedusa)

Gold Truffle Cookie (Princess Morbucks)

Orange Pippin Cookie (Ms. Keane)

Pickle Cookie (Mayor)

Sauteed Broccoli Cookie (Sara Bellum)

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham)

Curly Fry Cookie (Howard Weinerman)

Sailor Moon

Marshmallow Pie Cookie (Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon)

Berry Soda Cookie (Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury)

Furikake Cookie (Rei Hino/Sailor Mars)

Tin Cookie (Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter)

Myrtle Cookie (Minako Aino/Sailor Venus)

Chicken Salad Cookie (Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus)

Saba Sashimi Cookie (Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune)

Ergot Cookie (Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn)

Cypress Cookie (Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto)

Tuxedo Cake Cookie (Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask)

Sanrio

Candy Apple Cookie (Hello Kitty/Kitty White)

Toffee Apple Cookie (Mimmy White)

Pink Almond Cookie (My Melody)

Blueberry Roll Cookie (Cinnamoroll)

Purin Cookie (Pompompurin)

Twin Star Cookie (Little Twin Stars)

Star Sapphire Cookie (Kiki)

Star Ruby Cookie (Lala)

Black Cherry Cookie (Kuromi)

Matcha Donut Cookie (Keroppi)

??? (Tuxedo Sam)

Scooby Doo

Scooby Snack Cookie (Scooby Doo) 

Dagwood Sandwich Cookie (Norville “Shaggy” Rogers)

Sweet Potato Cookie (Velma Dinkley)

Deviled Egg Cookie (Fred Jones) 

Blueberry Cheesecake Cookie (Daphne Blake)

Concord Juice Cookie (Sibella)

Honeydew Cookie (Elsa Frankenteen)

Coney Dog Cookie (Winnie)

Ghost Pipe Cookie (Phantasma)

Babosa Cookie (Tanis)

Rosemary Cookie (Thorn)

Thyme Cookie (Dusk)

Sage Cookie (Luna)

Sonic

Caffeine Powder Cookie (Sonic)

Butter Mint Cookie (Tails)

Guarana Cookie (Knuckles)

Boiled Egg Cookie (Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnick)

Pink Rose Cookie (Amy Rose)

Dark Roast Cookie (Shadow)

Pink Lady Cookie (Rouge)

Cloud Apple Cookie (Silver)

Catfish Cookie (Big)

Royal Black Cookie (Blaze)

Carrot Cake Cookie (Cream)

Stardew Valley

Hashbrown Cookie (Alex)

Crab Cake Cookie (Elliot)

Pickle Juice Cookie (Harvey)

Cheese Pizza Cookie (Sam)

Pumpkin Soup Cookie (Sebastian)

Jalapeño Popper Cookie (Shane)

Blackberry Cobbler Cookie (Abigail)

Eggplant Cookie (Emily)

Pink Cake Cookie (Haley)

Stir Fry Cookie (Leah)

Cauliflower Cheese Cookie (Maru)

Poppy Cookie (Penny)

Teen Titans

Kale Cookie (Robin)

Coriander Cookie (Starfire)

Tofu Cookie (Beast Boy)

Clam Cookie (Cyborg)

Black Currant Cookie (Raven)

The Emperor's New Groove

Lomo Saltado Cookie (Kuzco)

Ceviche Cookie (Pacha)

Prune Cookie (Yzma)

Spinach Puff Cookie (Kronk)

Total Drama Island and Action

Arsenic Cookie (Chris McLean)

Sriracha Cookie (Chef Hatchet)

Stroganoff Cookie (Eva)

Loco Moco Cookie (Justin)

Turnip Cookie (Beth)

Cronut Cookie (Katie)

Cruller Cookie (Sadie)

Opera Cream Cookie (Trent)

Pepperoni Pizza Cookie (Geoff)

Nanaimo Bar Cookie (Owen)

Jalapeño Cookie (Duncan) 

Kumquat Cookie (Leshawna)

Black Sesame Cookie (Gwen)

Sashimi Cookie (Heather)

Samosa Cookie (Noah)

Coffee Crisp Cookie (Cody)

Seaweed Brownie Cookie (Bridgette)

Biscuit Cookie (Ezekiel)

Protein Bar Cookie (Tyler)

Galette Cookie (Lindsay)

Horchata Cookie (Courtney)

Chickpea Cookie (DJ)

Toaster Tart Cookie (Harold)

Toxic Sludge Cookie (Izzy)

Total Drama World Tour

Saffron Cookie (Alejandro)

Purple Tea Cookie (Sierra)

Total Drama Revenge of The Island

MRE Cookie (Brick) 

Black Bean Cookie (Jo)

Orzo Cookie (Mike)

Orange Blossom Cookie (Zoey)

Bay Laurel Cookie (Dawn)

Collard Greens Cookie (B)

Protein Shake Cookie (Lightning)

Chokecherry Cookie (Cameron)

Pizza Pocket Cookie (Sam)

Watercress Cookie (Dakota)

Turkey Bacon Cookie (Staci)

Gelato Cookie (Anne Maria)

Kimchi Cookie (Scott)

Total Drama Pahkitew Island

Shameplant Cookie (Beardo)

Fruity Puff Cookie (Leonard)

Red Delicious Cookie (Amy)

Red Potato Cookie (Rodney)

Gala Apple Cookie (Sammy)

Princess Cake Cookie (Ella)

Lead Cookie (Topher)

Masala Chai Cookie (Dave)

Cobalt Cookie (Scarlett)

Black Pudding Cookie (Max)

Vegemite Cookie (Jasmine)

Raspberry Crown Cookie (Sugar)

Grilled Salmon Cookie (Sky)

Cordyceps Cookie (Shawn)

Total Drama Ridonculous Race

Corn Puff Cookie (Tammy)

??? (Pete)

??? (Gerry)

Turmeric Cookie (Ellody)

Pumpkin Seed Cookie (Mary)

Flaxseed Cookie (Laurie)

Chia Seed Cookie (Miles)

??? (Tom)

Scabiosa Cookie (Jen)

Chanterelle Cookie (Kelly)

Matsutake Mushroom Cookie (Taylor)

Blackberry Crumble Cookie and Blueberry Crumble Cookie (Jay and Mickey)

??? (Lorenzo)

??? (Chet)

??? (Rock)

Spudnut Cookie (Spud)

Banana Peel Cookie (Dwayne)

Bananas Foster Cookie (Junior)

Blood Lily Cookie (Crimson)

Drakondia Cookie (Ennui)

Shrimp Burrito Cookie (Brody)

??? (Stephanie)

??? (Ryan)

Matcha Scone Cookie (Devin)

Cinnamon Latte Cookie (Carrie)

??? (Kitty)

??? (Emma)

Berry Parfait Cookie (Josee)

Soufflé Glacé Cookie (Jacques)

Chipotle Cookie (MacArthur)

Mint Viennetta Cookie (Sanders)

Total Drama Island (Reboot)

Venison Cookie (Axel)

Fig Roll Cookie (Bowie)

??? (Caleb)

Anchovy Cookie (Chase)

Ajwain Cookie (Damien)

??? (Emma)

Avocado Toast Cookie (Julia)

??? (Millie)

Tteokbokki Cookie (MK)

Caramel Truffle Cookie (Nichelle)

??? (Priya)

Maple Bacon Cookie (Raj)

Baked Beans Cookie (Ripper)

Death Cap Cookie (Scary Girl)

Waffle Cookie (Wayne)

Hemp Cookie (Zee)

Totally Spies!

Poppy Seed Cookie (Clover)

Wonton Cookie (Alex)

Veggie Chip Cookie (Sam)

Chocolate Trifle Cookie (Jerry)

Blackberry Cheesecake Cookie (Mandy)

Winx Club

Nasturtium Cookie (Bloom)

Sunflower Cookie (Stella)

Tulip Cookie (Flora)

Clerodendrum Cookie (Musa)

Coralline Algae Cookie (Tecna)

Water Lily Cookie (Aisha)

Mistletoe Cookie (Icy)

Nightshade Cookie (Darcy)

Zephyr Lily Cookie (Stormy)

The Wonderful 101

Mcintosh Red Cookie (Will Wedgewood/Wonder-Red)

Cioppino Cookie (Eliot Hooker/Wonder-Blue)

Haricot Vert Cookie (Jean-Sebastian Renault/Wonder-Green)

Papanași Cookie (Mariana Kretzulesco/Wonder-Pink)

Yellowhammer Cookie (Ivan Istochinkov/Wonder-Yellow)

White Tea Cookie (Momoe Byakkoin/Wonder-White)

Black Rice Cookie (Krishna Ramanujon/Wonder Black)

Wreck it Ralph

Pound Cake Cookie (Wreck-It Ralph)

Pecan Pie Cookie (Fix-It Felix Jr.)

Beef Jerky Cookie (Sergeant Tamora Calhoun)

Marshmallow Cereal Cookie (Vanellope Von Schweetz)

Planned Characters

Series and characters that are only considered as of now

Amazing World of Gumball

Baldi's Basics

Barbie

Bratz

Bug Fables

Disney and Pixar

Ellsworld

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

Kim Possible

Pretty Cure

Pucca

Shantae

Studio Ghibli

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Tokyo Mew Mew

[collectingsparechangemadeeasy1]

A Little Visit

I was struck with inspiration today! And so now you have this! Huzzah! (the inspiration was realizing this au was purely self indulgent and I can write whatever I want :3)

“OZ!” Glynda called, waving as she entered the gate. She wore a large purple witches hat, adorned with flowers and leaves and a few mushrooms along the inner brim. Her outfit consisted of a poet sleeved white blouse, black apron dress over top, brown riding boots, and her signature dark purple cloak billowing around her. Her face adorned with large framed round glasses, and light make up, or a glamor elixir, Oz couldn’t tell.

“Glynda!” he called back from the window. He wore his long silver hair in a casual braid that Oscar had done for him. His own tinted spectacles sitting low on his nose, making him continually push them up. He wore a simple off white poet sleeve shirt, moss green unbuttoned vest, and matching pants. His cane in his right hand as usual. “Put Disciplinarian in the field with the other horses and we’ll have a chat! You showed up at just the right time! Oscar and I just took our pie out of the oven!”

She quickly did so, smiling as her black Arabian horse snorting and nudging her face affectionately before racing off after Long Memory, Ozpin's black and white Galineers Cob, and Fairytale, Oscars chestnut blanket appaloosa. She walked up the short dirt path to Ozpin's cottage, the little trail lined by native wildflowers and little creatures of all sorts. Glynda giggled slightly as a fairy dragon zoomed past, chasing a lady bug for lunch. A jackalope hopping along merrily, a few glimmering limour birds flying and singing their siren songs. Such a lovely place this was… She reached the door at last, and knocked on the round wooden door, it had been hand made by Ozpin himself. This entire cabin really had. From the circular wooden door, to the cobblestone siding covered in ivy, the wooden curved gray roof, covered partially in moss and various flora, the white trimmed circular windows. Every bit, lovingly handcrafted, and magic crafted, but Ozpin himself. The door opened and Ozpin embraced his dear friend, “Oh Glynda it’s wonderful to see you! How are you faring? Come in! Come in! Please! Oh and take off your shoes, we just sweeped and I’d like to keep it tidy for at least half an hour. If we can.”

Glynda snorted, hugging him back and  stepping in, hanging her cloak and messenger bag, and placing her boots neatly next to Ozpin and Oscar's hiking shoes, still partly caked in mud. “Am I to wager that you only recently returned from an outing?”

“Caught red handed!” Ozpin laughed, “Honeysuckle and I picked the black berries just this morning, and spent the day cleaning and backing. There were a great deal of berries, and we may have gotten a tad overzealous in picking them.”

“AUNTIE!” a sudden blur cried before barreling into the potion maker, nearly toppling her over.

But Glynda just laughed and spun the young boy into a hug, “Oscar my darling! How’s my sweet sunshine, hm?” “I’m the best!” he giggled, his sweet apple cheeks, dappled with freckles making his youthful adorableness increase tenfold. He wore a little dark orange sundress, an unbuttoned green vest with mushrooms and sheep embroidered on it thrown over. He also wore a little bright red ribbon in his hair, it held the end of a neat braid laying on the side of his head.

Glynda set him on her hip as she walked with Oz to the kitchen. She always admired Ozpin's house, it was so colorful, each room a new color, the cheery spring yellow of the kitchen, the dark blue of the sitting room, Ozpin's own dark green room, painted with vines and flowers, Oscars autumn room with moving paintings of an autumn forest, set to match the weather outside, though it never changed seasons. A true feat of magic, artistry, and love. Yes, Glynda certainly admired Ozpin's house.

“Would you care for some tea? I find earl gray goes well with blackberry pie! Or am I thinking of the jam…” he hummed to himself, already getting out the delicate china tea cups, painted with pink flowers and gold edging, old, but looking new.

“I’d love some.” she smiled easily, putting Oscar in the chair next to her before sitting down. “I was on my way home after a day of foraging in the woods and thought I’d stop by. I found some good stuff! Some lavender, rosemary, wormwood, roses, and mint! And some brittlebush, radishes, milkweed, and white dead nettle!”

“My my! And how’d you find all of that in the woods?” He smiled easily and warmly, setting a slice of pie and a full cup of tea in front of her and a matching group for himself and Oscar.

Glynda inhaled and could smell the tea and pie, and the scent of pine and hot chocolate that seemed to follow Ozpin everywhere, as well as the smell of damp moss and dirt that Oscar carried. “I’m just that good.” she smirked back.

“But of course! The great potion master Glynda Goodwitch can be stopped by nothing! Even nature itself!” Ozpin laughed, cutting into his pie with a fork and taking a bite. Glynda did so as well and hummed contently. The buttery crust, blackberry juice running down the corner of her mouth, a touch of lemon, and the heat of cinnamon.

“Oz how in the world did you get so sublime at baking?” she asked, politely patting the filling off her face.

“Years of practice and burnt offerings to the trash gods!” he quipped quickly, taking a sip of his tea. Glynda laughed and shook her head fondly. She did love that quick wit of his.

“Sadly I can’t stay too much longer.” she sighed, half her pie eaten and all her tea drank. Looking outside, the sky was slowly turning pinker. “I have to get back home before dark.” Flicking her wrist to wrap up what little remained of her pie, she stood. “Nooooo!” Oscar whined, hugging her middle quickly and looking at her with his large doe eyes. “Don’t go yeeeeet!” Ozpin chuckled and gently removed his son from her waist, “She’ll be back another day my darling sunflower. No need to worry.” He pulled her into another hug, affectionately kissing her cheek. “It’ll be dark soon, better go now. We’ll see you soon Glynda, I love you!” Glynda smiled and kissed his and Oscars cheeks in return, “I love you two as well. I’ll see you soon! Maybe tomorrow if the weather is fair!”

She whistled for Disciplinarian and petted the steed's nose as it trotted to her. Saddling up she smiled at Oscar and Ozpin, waving to her from their doorway. She waved back happily, sending a little firework into the sky, making Oscar squeal with delight, and Ozpin laugh fondly.

[lunarbrambles]

Repost don’t reblog. Write what you associate with your muse(s) and then tag others. 

CARIAN KNIGHT ADRIAN

ANIMAL: Domesticated dogs, or more specifically, the golden retriever breed.

COLORS: Royal blue, bright silver, midnight blue

MONTH: September (for birthday), October (for vibes)

SONG: "Remember" - mind.in.a.box

NUMBER: 2

DAY OR NIGHT: Night, specifically midnight

PLANT(s): Red roses, clover, hemlock spruce, juniper, oakmoss, jasmine, morning-glory

SMELL: Wet dirt, rain, freshly picked roses, stone, ozone, pine needles, crisp air

GEMSTONE: Sapphire and moonstone (not just because they are the September birthstones, but because they fit ER Adrian particularly well)

SEASON: Mid autumn when it still rains and frost is rare

PLACE: Thick, humid, rainy forests, foggy lakes, and overgrown ruins

FOOD: Blueberries, venison stew and jerky, fish

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(S): Water

DRINK: Black tea with honey, mulled wine, lavender herbal tea

TAGGED BY: @hexenjagd five million years ago, thank u for the tag and sorry I took so long to do this! TAGGING: @aberrantthornes and anyone else who wants to do this if you see it just steal it and tag me pls this is from months ago and I have no idea who has and hasn't done it

other verses/AUs after the cut

DARKMOON KNIGHT ADRIAN

ANIMAL: Russian wolfhound/borzoi, specifically a pure snow white one

COLORS: Ultramarine blue, tarnished silver, black, indigo

MONTH: September (for birthday), December (for vibes)

SONG: "Leave the Day" - Blutengel

NUMBER: 8

DAY OR NIGHT: Night, specifically dusk or twilight

PLANT(s): Dark red roses, lavender, pine trees, holly bushes, night-blooming jasmine, juniper,

SMELL: Leather, red wine, spruce, fresh roses, freshly fallen snow, crisp air, metal, ozone, juniper berries, blueberries, dried blood

GEMSTONE: Moonstone

SEASON: Early winter, right before everything but evergreens are bare

PLACE: Deep in a snow-blanketed forest, or at an altar bathed in the light of the full moon

FOOD: Blueberries, blueberry merlot pie, freshly baked bread

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(S): Air

DRINK: Cabernet sauvignon, milk tea

RINGED CITY/LOSS OF FAITH DS3 AU ADRIAN

ANIMAL: A jackal, specifically one with a pure black hypermelanistic pelt

COLORS: Black, bright gold, white

MONTH: September (for birthday), January (for vibes)

SONG: "My Name is Ruin" - Gary Numan

NUMBER: 1

DAY OR NIGHT: Night, right before dawn

PLANT(s): Black and white roses

SMELL: Fresh and dried blood, leather, black pepper, jasmine, woodsmoke, metal, ozone, feathers

GEMSTONE: Moonstone

SEASON: Mid-winter, when all the foliage has died

PLACE: Ruins far from civilization, moreso than the main DS3 verse he tries to keep away from places many other Undead/Unkindled gather simply because making yourself an enemy of the Divines (especially Gwyndolin and Velka) as well as Londor makes you pretty damn unpopular and it tends to get around when you kill Blades of the Darkmoon as well as pardoners

FOOD: I don't really associate this verse much with food, but if I had to pick it would probably be something like spicy blackened fish

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(s): Air

DRINK: Black tea with no cream or sweetener

VILEBLOOD ADRIAN

ANIMAL: Wild boar

COLORS: Oxblood red, black, antique gold

MONTH: September

SONG: "Sins of the Flesh" - Sister Machine Gun

NUMBER: 3

DAY OR NIGHT: Night

PLANT(s): Red roses, black dahlias, mushrooms (especially truffles and a certain recreational kind), poppies

SMELL: Blood, black tea, bitter basil, dried leaves, vetiver, gunpowder, metal, chemicals, musk

GEMSTONE: Moonstone, garnet, not technically a stone but pearls

SEASON: Early autumn when leaves begin to turn

PLACE: A cramped secret makeshift laboratory in a repurposed wine cellar, the streets at night

FOOD: Sea urchin, salt water fish, freshly sliced apples, oat porridge, roasted pistachios

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

ELEMENT(s): Fire

DRINK: Heavily sweetened milk tea, rosehip and cherry blossom herbal tea, blood, distilled rain water

[punkbakerchristine]

i was actually 8 years old when my mom showed me how to make tuna casserole, but i didn’t start getting familiar with the kitchen until i was about 19. i took up doing it all by scratch back in october.

corned beef reuben and pastrami on rye

hot, and depending on the kind, just a bit of sugar

takeout

when i lived in oregon, there was this one place down the street from me called the waffle hut and they served waffles all day, especially liège waffles. i also like me a place like chili’s or denny’s!

hot (unless the day is hot, then i prefer cold stuff)

cook for a crowd

oof, white, milk, and dark, in that order

my grandparents had some! they were cows, if i recall correctly? i’d love to have some of my own, though, like tardises or aliens

lots of fruit, especially watermelon and berries. i like hot dogs, pasta salad, and burgers during the summertime, too

ketchup. mayonnaise and gravy, too (poutine is heavenly, even to an american like me!)

mac and cheese, and very much so

both

in baking: yes, absolutely. i guess it could be a case by case thing in cooking (like for example, if you’re using an air fryer)

no, but it’s a goal, though!

halloumi cheese, spanakopita, souvlaki, coq au vin, kreplach, kishkas, sufganiyot, matcha, ube/halo-halo, bibimbap, black garlic, blueberry cobbler from tom’s place

norad-level sensitive

my spice cake, maybe a pie or my blondies?

ohhhh, yes

cooking, but i love to bake and i’d like to learn how to grill

apple

somewhat? the hellofresh boxes kind of make you look ahead to the week and think about what to eat during the day.

coconut shrimp: i’ve grown to appreciate coconut but i can’t with shrimp, though (i don’t even like touching shrimp)

chocolate babka something chocolate

the flour used (pasta’s made with durum flour, noodles are made with straight all-purpose flour)

soup, pie, my mom’s chili, shepherd’s pie, pot roast

savory. dry, too

everything bagel and blueberry bagel

last time i was really sick (about 5 years ago, i had that horrible stomach flu), i couldn’t eat anything for almost a day. when i got my appetite back, first thing i ate was sun chips: good wheat, salt, and light so easy on the tum.

5-6 (around 7 in the summertime). my stepdad liked to have dinner later in the evening and i never did like it because it’s hard on the brain.

not a gamer, so nope!

salt and pepper. i like cinnamon, ginger, garlic powder, cumin, and turmeric, too.

oh, god, so many to choose from! i like spice cake, apple pie (especially à la mode), blueberry pie, blackberry cobbler, strawberry shortcake, chocolate babka, key lime pie, princesstårte, blondies and anything with white chocolate or the whole “cookies and cream” thing, gingerbread cookies and cake, all of your little debbies… heh 😅

no marks per se, but i have been splattered with hot oil a few times before 🥴

ohhh, yes

probably mexican or italian (my favorites are mediterranean and middle eastern)

Sweet, without question

let’s see, springtime is coming so i’m looking forward to things like strawberries, citrus, brussels sprouts, and fresh herbs; summertime, we get berries and melons again (mangoes, too)!

a fork; as for cooking, my blue spatula

yes, but lightly

bow ties and corkscrew

strawberry or raspberry

nope! i’ve only burned something all of twice, too, and i caught it right away

sit-downs—i would like to try out a cart, though

nope, i’m easy on all of the kitchen appliances (as everyone should be!)

yes yes yes yes

i couldn’t drink milk for a while because it would upset my stomach

not really, but i do enjoy root beer and cream soda!

the seven species of israel and the mediterranean diet: both extremely healthy and versatile

the big bible of amazing cakes from the great british baking show, paul hollywood’s book on bread, mary berry’s baking bible, my mom’s betty crocker book that she’s had for like ever, and my stepdad’s mom left behind all manner of cookbooks in the kitchen (i found myself looking through her asian cookbook one afternoon)

with other people

always

cookbooks, online, hellofresh sends recipe cards with the weekly box

nuts and fruit 🔥

nope, don’t like crumbs in my bed

can’t say there is?

water chestnuts

every couple of weeks, like on saturdays or when i make the last hellofresh meal on wednesday

yes, love fish!

i’ve dropped knives, silverware, ladles, big spoons, my spatula, measuring cups and spoons, even frozen pizza as i was putting it in the oven… but never pots or trays of food. i’m always careful with these sorts of things.

salted, although i’ve found the two don’t really make much difference

beginner. i’m not even close to pro level

either a hibachi or a tandoor

actually going (i reckon delivery people like instacart would mess it up somehow)

if my struggles with weight and love of baking are of any indication… 😉

scrambled and sunny side up

fizzy water

HELL NO. couldn’t pay me money to drink one of those

large pepperoni and sausage

make sure your knife is sharp and you have something to protect your eyes

an attempt at being healthy (if i’ve lost 60+ pounds, i’m obviously doing something right)

sit down at a restaurant (i’m like george costanza that way: if i eat it at home, i feel like i’m not doing anything)

can’t say i have. i’ve dropped stuff on the floor and threw it out

it’s nectar and bees are more like the middlemen in making it so… yes

duqqa

gingerbread: my sis-in-law asked me how to make it after the family got my cookies last month

sometimes

brown

hehe, nope 😉

chicken cordon bleu, so not yet

of course!

cinncinnati chili, fresh bread, fried chicken

Are there any foods that give you headaches?

they’re a delicacy and i guess deep-fried crickets when salted taste just like french fries?

i was a barista for a couple of weeks

sharing food on my plate: not really because it’s always refused (sigh); sharing food on other plates: if it looks good, then yes

love the taste and smell of it, too

straight water or lemonade

to an extent

i live in california, aka the breadbasket of the country and home to oranges, avocados, almonds, strawberries, specialty wines, apples, chili peppers, broccoli, garlic, carrots… if it grows out of the ground, we’ve probably got it!

Food-inspired ask challenge! Send a few numbers, learn something new!

How old were you when you first learned to cook?

What’s your favorite sandwich?

If you drink it, how do you like your tea?

Which of these terms are you most likely to use?: Takeaway, takeout, carryout, to-go, or grab ‘n go

Do you have a favorite restaurant? If yes, what is it?

Do you prefer hot or cold drinks?

Would you rather cook a meal for a crowd or do the dishes afterward?

Do you prefer white, milk, or dark chocolate?

Do you have novelty salt and pepper shakers? If yes, what are they?

What foods do you like to eat when it's hot outside?

If you eat fries, what condiments do you like to dip them in?

What was your favorite food as a child, and do you still enjoy it?

Do you bite into or lick your ice cream?

Would you consider air to be an ingredient in your cooking or baking?

Do you collect silverware, mugs, cups, bowls, or plates?

Is there anything you haven’t had that you’d like to eat someday?

How would you describe your spice tolerance?

What would you bring to eat at a picnic?

Does caffeine wake you up?

Which do you do more of?: Cooking, baking, or grilling

What’s your favorite fruit juice?

Do you meal plan?

What’s your least favorite food?

What food, snacks, or drinks would you most likely bring to a potluck?

How do you distinguish between pasta and noodles?

What foods do you like to eat when it's cold outside?

Do you have a preference for sour, sweet, salty, savory, or dry flavors?

What’s your favorite type of bagel?

What do you eat when you’re feeling sick?

Around what time do you usually have dinner?

Have you ever cooked something you saw or heard about in a video game?

What are the most commonly used seasonings in your cupboard?

What’s your favorite dessert?

Do you have any scars or burn marks on your hands from cooking?

Do you mind when the food on your plate touches?

Which world cuisine are you the most familiar with?

Sweet or savory pies?

Are there any seasonal foods or ingredients that you’re looking forward to?

What eating utensil do you use the most often?

Do you like to toast your bread?

What is your favorite pasta shape?

What’s your favorite fruit-flavored candy?

Have you ever triggered the smoke alarm while you were cooking?

Food carts or sit-down restaurants?

Have you ever broken a microwave?

Do you enjoy salads?

Do you have any food allergies or food intolerances?

Do you drink soda pop? If yes, what's your favorite flavor or brand?

If you had to eat the same food every day for a month, with no variation, what would you choose?

Do you own any cookbooks?

Do you prefer to eat alone or with other people?

Do you cover your mouth with your hand while you're chewing?

Where do you find the majority of your recipes from?

What’s your favorite snack food?

Do you eat in your bed?

Is there anything that isn't edible that you’ve really wanted to eat?

What’s your favorite vegetable?

How often do you order restaurant food to be delivered?

Do you eat fish?

Have you ever dropped a pot or tray of food that you were in the middle of cooking?

Salted or unsalted butter?

Where would you rank your cooking abilities?: Beginner, intermediate, or professional?

What luxury kitchen appliance would you like to own the most?

Would you prefer to go to the grocery store or have your groceries delivered?

Do you have a sweet tooth?

If you eat eggs, how do you like them prepared?

What do you call carbonated water?

Do you drink energy drinks?

What’s your favorite pizza order?

How do you feel about raw onions?

How would you describe your everyday diet?

Would you rather sit down in a restaurant for a meal, or have food to-go and eat it at home?

Have you ever taken something you were in the middle of cooking and thrown it into the trash?

Do you consider honey to be vegan-friendly?

What’s your favorite condiment?

What’s a recipe you’re good at that everyone asks you to make?

Do you drink milk?

Brown or white rice?

Do you have any leftovers you need to eat?

Can you make your favorite food?

Do you like melted cheese?

What are your safe or comfort foods?

Are there any foods that give you headaches?

How do you feel about eating insects?

Have you ever worked in food service?

How do you feel about sharing food that's on your or someone else’s plate?

Do you like the taste of raw celery?

When you're feeling thirsty, what do you usually want to drink?

Would you consider yourself an adventurous eater?

Are there any foods, flavors, or ingredients unique to where you live?

[agent-aromantic]

oki so his name is Berry Pie and like thousands of years ago he was a first rate warrior in the red clan (there are like four total). he was found as a baby by an elder and got raised by him, did a lot of battle, fell in love with pretty healer, got married, had son.

then the blue clan got a new reckless leader bound to declare war on everyone so yellow clan struck first killing Berry Pie's son in their attack and taking him and filling him with poisons that combined in just the right way to make him half undead so they took his heart away and locked him in multiple coffins but it wore off lots of years later and eventually got his heart back.

also its the apocalypse now (infection au teehee) and there is a silly girl like :3

also i decided to give him big naturals no reason

oh and one of his arms can shoot his flesh like a canon :3

(he is very polite just a bit strong and socially awkward and resting mean face and he doesnt know what a cheeseit is)

i think langue would be like . absolutely terrified of him at first but if they got to know him they would give him a firm handshake (and then wash their hands really well)

[spilt-teaa]

While im alive take RS! blue berry pie

[hannahmcgill]

Gastronomy Chart A silly piece depicting my personal experiences with food linked to various constellations in the sky.

Image ID beneath Read More cut contains over 70 food puns in a list. This is a long list, and a lot of puns, so I'm not going to subject everyone to all that without their consent.

[img id] 1st image: Digital art depicting food-themed constellations. Blue constellations are on a flat black background. It is labeled 'Gastronomy' along the bottom.

2nd image: Labeled black-and-white diagram of first image so that everyone can appreciate the puns. The labels are as follows, in alphabetical order:

Andromeda - "Pan"-dromeda Antlia - "Anchovy"-a Apus - A-"Parsnip" Aquarius - Asparagus Aquila - Aq-"Waffles" Ara - A-"Radish" Aries - Berries (say this one aloud) Auriga - Auriga-no (say this one aloud, too) Boötes - "Beer"-tes Caelum - "Cake"-um Camelopardalis - "Caramel"-opardalis Cancer - Boiled Crab Canes Venatici - Canes "Penne"-tici Canis Major - "Soda Can"-is Major (so it's a big plastic bottle) Canis Minor - "Soda Can"-is Minor (just the cat) Capricornus - Capri-"Corn"-us Carina - "Calamari"-na Cassiopeia - "Spaghetti"-opeia Centaurus - "Gin"-taurus Cepheus - "Cereal"-phus Cetus - "Sushi"-tus Chamaeleon - Chamaele-"oolong" Circinus - "Citrus"-inus Columba - "Cola"-mba Coma Berenices - "Chicken Korma" Berenices Corvus - Cor-"Vanilla"-s Crater - Was already food-related, so no pun necessary. Crux - Slice of Cake Cygnus - Roast Swan Delphinus - Del-"Fondue" Dorado - "Doragon Fruit" Draco - "Drink"-o Equuleus - "Egg"-uuleus Eridanus - Eri-"Danishes" Fornax - For-"Nachos" Gemini - Ge-"Mint"-i Grus - "Au" Grus Hercules - "Burger"-cules Horologium - "Hors-d'œuvre"-logium Hydra - Hyd-"Ramen" Hydrus - Hy-"Drumstick" Indus - In-"Dessert" Lacerta - It's a gummy lizard! Leo - Le-"Orange" Leo Minor - Le-"Orange" Minor Lepus - "Leek"-us Libra - Li-"Bread" Lupus - Lu-"Pumpkin" Lynx - "Sausage" Lynx Mensa - Men-"Salmon" Microscopium - Monoceros - Mono-"Celery"-os Musca - "Mousse"-ca Norma - "Nori"-ma Octans - "Okra"-tans Ophiuchus - Ophiu-"Cous-cous" Orion - Ori-"Onion" Pegasus - "Egg"-asus Perseus - "Supper"-seus Phoenix - Phoen-"ice cream" Pictor - "Pickle"-tor Pisces - "Stargazy Pie"-sces Piscis Austrinus - Pisces Aus-"Tin"-Us Puppis - Pup-"Pizza" Pyxis - "Pizza" Reticulum - "Ratatouille"-um Sagittarius - Saggi-"Pear"-ius Scorpius - Roast Lobster Tail Sculptor - Sculp-"Tortilla" Scutum - Scu-"Toast" Taurus - A Steak Telescopium - "Tea"-loscopium Triangulum - Wedge of triangular cheese Triangulum Australe Tucana - "Tuna Can"-a Ursa Major - Ursa "Measure" Ursa Minor - Ur-"Salt" minor Vela - "Veal"-a Virgo - "Extra" Virgo "Olive Oil" Volans - Vo-"Lasagna" Vulpecula - "Full"-pecula