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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall#the food court alone will blow her mind#shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
#he went sorry? I said nothing#but i wanted to say#is to blow up….#performative journaling#op#friendpilled visitmaxxer
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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not
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pass it on!
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#dungeon meshi#farcille#falin touden#senshi of izganda#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#laios touden#marcille donato#dungeon meshi spoilers#doodles#mine#do NOT let me take credit for the colours. it was adventure time no. 69's variant cover that found me in the depths of despair#kissed me tenderly and lifted me up. everybody say thank you riibrego#the story behind this is that when i was like 14 browsing pixiv i found fanart of vocaloid dressed as celestial bodies doing a kiss relay#and i never forgot it for one second. so let's all blow a kiss to the sands of time for that as well
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Relationship of all time
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if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?
#what Israel is normalizing... every single government would love to be able to blow up dissenting citizens phones at once#cyber warfare#lebanon
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#twitter#this is blowing up so I wanna add my own anecdote#when I was young my neighbors had this orange outside cat#she had babies and was eaten by a javelina shortly after#:(#one of the orange sons survived for a few years before our other neighbor shot him and he died#there were more outdoor cats in the area they kept getting hit by cars the kitten mortality rate was horrid
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Minecraft movie trailer dropped this thing looks awful my skin itches just looking at these things
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This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.
#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batman#tim drake#robin#red robin#league of assassins#ra's al ghul#i bet he had the most obnoxious grin on his face as he said that#“computer trouble?”#as if he didn't just blow up centuries worth of work#he's such a menace#i adore him#he's even got a little bounce in his step
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🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes
🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.
🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes
🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!
#alright you guys asked for it here it is#if this blows up ill have to reckon with the note spam#my polls#bug race 2024#it even gets its own special tag#and i turned on blazing!#emoji based polls#feelgood polls
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mutually assured destruction
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So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime
#james somerton#hbomberguy#Probs to Lady Emily for blowing the whistle despite all the shit she went through recently
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