#blorbo things

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable

[larphis]

Okay but I still don‘t understand how we haven‘t turned this into a meme yet?!

This is just way too relatable.

Me: *holds up picture of the most atrocious man in the seven seas*

Also me: „But look at that sweet face! Does this look like the adorable face of someone who would commit war crimes 🥺?“

Literally everyone: „Y E S it DOES!!!“

[r0ryy]

I feel like at a certain point in their life, Cass' five year plan was something like:

1. Go to war

2. Die

[ineffectualdemon]

He's my favourite character and I love him and he should only have kisses and good things and he's a complete prick who I would dick punch irl

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

Me everytime a post on here blows up

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

I really like seeing my favorite characters in situations

[knightinink]

I just love the versatility of the term “little guy”.

Sometimes I’m talking about a little British orphan who dreams of being a gentleman,

Sometimes I’m talking about an illiterate blacksmith in his 30s.

I could also be talking about a daycare animatronic who works at a mega pizzaplex,

Or I could be talking about a 7ft demon made of ink who roams the halls of his realm of horrors.

Sometimes I’m talking about a soulless flower with a lot of time on his hands,

Or I could also be talking about a ghastly king who has a grudge against an Italian plumber in green.

Regardless of their nature, they’re all “little guys” to me & I love them all dearly <3

[chiosblog]

How it feels like being hit by a random wave of sadness and nostalgia while doing the daily obsessing over my blorbo

[arlertdarling]

me, just doing mundane everyday things:

the blorbo thoughts coming out of the shadows behind me: imagine if they were doing this with you right now

[fanficmaniatic]

Commissioning art is so silly, I am like "hey can you please draw my blorbo with tired eyes, and a dimple" and then the artist does exactly that and I am like "OMG YOU DREW HIM WITH TIRED EYES AND A DIMPLE THANK YOU SO MUCH" and I cry ugly tears because my blorbo looks so pretty and cute and I make out with the artist.

anyways acatpiestuff has commissions open, check them here cuz they are great.

[otpbutmakeitspicy]

Raise your hand if you have ever looked at someone’s hands and known they could do all kinds of delightful things with them. You may be entitled to compensation.

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

i am not immune to a character seasoned with trauma and sautéed in their own blood

[not-mary-sue]

My thoughts don't simply rotate, they go "clunk, clunk, clunk" like a shoe in the washing machine.

[r0ryy]

Obsessed with the idea that Cass is like catnip to teenage girls (exhiled prince = tragic & romantic, prime candidate to be ur grumpy but kindhearted mentor) while Aria *insists* that teen girls are her whole demographic but they treat her like Jojo Siwa

[kwikquik]

Why is it heartwarming to me that the S1 Jonathan Funko Pop at my local collectors shop has been sold

[some-french-asshole]

You know it's already too late when you dedicate a whole file just for pictures of them