#blorbo battle

[blorbo-battle-to-the-death]

BONUS ROUND IN HONOR OF THAT FUCKING SHITSHOW: TRUMP (real life) VS BIDEN (real life)

who would win?

edit: THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN. It’s what you feel is realistic.

[illdothehotvoice]

Hi I'm doing another silly bracket!

This blog has seen a LOT of silly guys over the years! So feel free to vote for whoever is your favorite. Who is the ultimate MimiDoodles blorbo?

(Sanzy Fresh is on here as a reminder of a simpler time and also cause I needed an extra blorbo)

Blorbo Battle Starts TOMORROW 12pm EST polls will be open for a day I'm not making this an entire thing.

Matchups under the cut

Round 1 Battles:

Parsley Botch (Smile for Me) v. Emmet (Pokemon)

Elesa (Pokemon) v. Sans (Undertale)

Snatcher (A Hat in Time) v. Kris (Deltarune)

Garry (Ib) v. Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) v. Papyrus (Undertale)

Ingo (Pokemon) v. Mr. L (Super Paper Mario)

Mario (Super Mario Bros.) v. Sanzy Fresh (Undertale AU)

Trucy Wright (Ace Attorney) v. Kamal Bora (Smile for Me)

All of these matchups were randomized btw

[puppyeared]

sniffrin ^_^

[ping-ski]

shrödinger's plex fic (they are real to me)

EBY eclipse and y/n ref here!! :3

[hi-rt]

evbo’s parkour master friend fans rise up!!!!!!

[sleepwalkersqueen]

how everyone coping?

[under-lok-n-ki]

jay ferin the woman u are

[admiralvermin]

no more fighting. wrold peace now.

[overworkedblorbobattle]

And The Winner Is…

PEREGRINE MENDICANT!!!

This concludes the Overworked Blorbo Battle! Peregrine Mendicant is crowned the best overworked blorbo of them all!

The bonus third place poll also concluded with Buffy Summers as the winner making the leaderboard look like this:

1st Place: Peregrine mendicant

2nd Place: Susan Taxpayer

3rd Place: Buffy Summers

4th Place: Anthy Himemiya

Thank you for following this tournament!

[homoeroticgrappling]

I firmly believe that every wrestling fan needs several lower card wrestlers they adore, it's important for you to have special little guys who you cheer and clap for even if they're rarely on TV and even less likely to win when they ARE getting screen time

Lower card wrestlers I love you, y'all are so important and necessary to the sport 💐

[blorbo-battle-to-the-death]

Sans (Undertale) vs SpongeBob SquarePants (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Requested by my brother

They have access to the weapons and powers they have in their source.

[rooksunday]

i just think

that venom!fox

so jedi are symbiotes? and there’s a commander compatibility thing during the cloning process (it’s about force channelling and strict mental control and entirely destroying one’s sense of physical and mental agency uwu) so all the commanders are trained

and fox is very high in the testing, naturally! that’s how you don’t get decommissioned! and utterly terrified about the concept of losing himself. he and cody curl together in a single pod and promise to remember each other after the jedi make them forget

cody gets assigned to kenobi after alpha 17 can’t host anymore

bly to secura

ponds and neyo to mace

and so on

but fox gets the guard and his freedom and he has to pretend disappointment to the civvies and pretend joy to his siblings and the whole time he oscillates between the two and wonders desperately what is wrong with him

and then he finds jedi soup in an alley on coruscant and he and quinlan vos go eat the heads of a dozen senators

[lesiasmadness]

I love these look how giddy he looks to use his big freaking gun

Look at the ears

Incredible

[vinlynce]

my curse is that im constantly vibe checking characters for PMD aus and drawing them as an increasingly long list of pokemon

[wordy-little-witch]

Ya know what occurs to me?

Karai Bari is in the New World.

Crocodile and Mihawk only showed up after the establishment of the delivery service.

Buggy was in Paradise. Marineford would have been in Paradise, I think, or at least Buggy's crew still was.

He doesn't have conquerors to cross the calm belt.

So... to get to the New World and set up shop, he'd have to have gone through Fishman Island, wouldn't he? So he'd had to have gotten the ship coated.

He'd likely have had to face Rayleigh or at least he'd have anticipated it - maybe Shanks even mentions Rayleigh hanging around there, maybe even mentioning him having NEVER missed Shanks passing through....

So when Buggy goes when Buggy expects to be found and claims to be dreading it and is but is also so hopeful so scared so broken so hesitant he's got a few different courses figured for how this will go down.

Only.... Rayleigh isn't there. Shakky is. She just directs them to another coater. Buggy fights himself, wants to ask, doesn't want to beg, and-

Shakky answers the question he couldn'tdislodge from his throat. "Sorry, baby blue, Ray's just working on something real important. You know how it is."

He does. He does know how it is. Important, huh? That's fine. It's probably a job. It's probably not that big of a deal that dad master Rayleigh is preoccupied. Buggy shouldn't have expected the man to drop everything and come running why did he think that, Rayleigh never did it before, not even Shanks' assurance he'd leave a message for Rayleigh would change much, and fuck he can't afford to cry so-

So Buggy gets the ship coated. It's not as pricy as he'd worried. He navigates them down, can even bring himself to smile at the wide eyed wonder from the rest. It's nice. He's fine here - these are his people. He's okay, really, and he'll be able to let this go or shove it into that nameless box in his head and heart soon enough. He just has to ride the wave, you know-?

Only no. Not really. Because a newspaper lands in his hands. And his brain is racing.

Because Rayleigh wasn't at Sabaody at all. He was with Strawhat. He was training Strawhat. He showed up, after the war, so close to the conflict, to train the kid. Rayleigh is fast, but not that fast. He'd have to have left around a week before Buggy even arrived. Shanks had assured him Rayleigh was there when he dropped by ((two weeks ago)). He knew because his brother had wrapped him in his arm and tears were shed, voices were raised and hearts were broken, wounds torn open to drain the festering rot and the healing hurt, it hurt then, it hurts now, it will hurt and hurt and hurt, because Buggy had pushed the Big Top to her near limits just to reach the archipelago that his former guardian ex-father previous family that Rayleigh called home. Shanks had called him, said he'd dropped the message and Rayleigh had chuckled and nodded and Buggy wanted to see his dad because there were still so many scars that had to be seen and acknowledged and Buggy himself wasn't even fully recovered physically but emotionally he had to do it, had to take the step and try because vulnerability brought the best and worst of him out, because he lost a brother and gained him back and he wanted for his father, at least one of them.

But Strawhat was on that front page. And Rayleigh was behind him, smiling, warm, proud, happy, and - Buggy aches. He's angry. He's livid. A week or so, by his estimate, for Rayleigh to find him and get there to the war ground. A week or so because Rayleigh was old but he was still painfully fast. In a week or so, the older man hunted down a boy he'd possibly met once or twice in passing. A week or so and The Dark King showed up to bring another strawhat wearing monster of epic proportions under his wing, had made impressive time in finding the kid, making the plan, getting to the navy hq, getting out, and that's accounting for the article writing, printing, and distribution.

A week or so to find a bright little sunshine boy he barely knew when one he raised rotted in a cell for months on end.

Busy with something real important, he recalled Shakky saying.

His chest burned for a moment, hot and wild and unyielding - and just as suddenly, the fire was gone. He was tired. He was so fucking tired. His injuries throbbed, his head hurt, his scars itched. He sighed, set the paper aside and curled impossibly small into his chaise lounge with a teary chuckle as he gripped his hair and tried to silence the keen building in his chest. He cursed himself for it, bitter and angry.

After all, he should be used to being outshined, out classed and out loved by energetic boys with bright smiles in little wicker crowns.

Story of his life

He is unaware of the many eyes on him, of the people Plotting and Arranging things on their own time. Their captain is the best - uncommon, unexpected, temperamental though he is, he is everything everyone needs him to be because it's the only thing he knows how to do. They see the seams in his mask and performance, and they ache to pay back the pain left on their captain, their boss, their leader and friend. Buggy pirates stick together, freaks and weirdos united - and nobody is allowed to hurt their captain without some serious followup.

[justarandombrit]

Hello. I come baring fanart I did not want or need but really enjoyed making.

Designs were a combined effort between book descriptions, other fanart, the graphic novel, and divine intuition. (And therefore may not be entirely accurate to any category)