#bloodletter au

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what we need? Batfam Bloodbourne au

Preferably where they're all sent to The Dream but separately and when they all kill gherman and become baby great ones they come back to Gotham and it's Their Dream now. Just Gotham or the world and Gotham is Home and the most like Yharnam, up to you. But I'd love to see them struggle through the brutality, or make peace with it quickly for some (in my mind Tim would be the most stable, Jason would be okay but not great, Tim just seems so,,, adaptable to me, the most insatiable for knowledge so the most accepting of the consequences of getting that knowledge, pros outweigh the cons kinda deal) with the way others were changed and just unsavable. The people of Yharnam are beasts now and the kindest way to deal with them is to put them down even if it's not permanent. And then come out of it irrevocably changed themselves, more than just mentally. The effects it has on them and the world around them. How The Dream ended, but theirs just began and what if it starts in Gotham and slowly spreads? But they're the only great ones in this world so there's no old blood to corrupt people but that doesn't stop death being...odd. Unless they share their blood in experiments to Know what it would do and if they can use it safely for those they care about. (mad scientist Tim my beloved)

Do you see my vision? It's beautiful

It's wonderful.

Like no joke, I adore Bloodborne, I Love it (Even if I can't play it thanks to getting distracted by all the details in the surroundings & then get murdered lol)

And I wouldn't say Tim is the most adaptable, they all are, but Tim? Compartmentalizes, looks at things logically, straight up turns off his panic at times like it's a switch. But I am also very weak to mad scientist Tim. Even if they probably don't let him do human experiments (not that it stops self-experimentation sometimes)

Gosh I love this. Them still ending up found-family while these utterly horrible things happen around and to them. I wonder if they sometimes take a moment in the dreams and whisper about what they remember before this Living Nightmare. Names they don't know the faces of but know they were important to them. Memories they cling to as they try not to lose what is left of their humanity.

Oh my god, them being the only Great Ones after killing the previous ones? Wonderful idea, I adore it. I bet even if they can take human form still it would be... off. And the more one's Insight is? The more they can see that they're Other.

God the imagery of like, Gotham's moon always being red and thick fog settling across the city each night as their Dream begins is amazing. And I bet that they relish it. I bet they're relieved for normal murder and crime, compared to the Plague of Beasts they had been dealing with what felt like years. Time gets so meaningless with an Endless night full of Deaths over and over.

I bet Gotham looks even more Gothic than before. Actually, you know what? This would be perfect for a No Man's Land situation. For the city to be abandoned only to be held afloat by newborn Gods who no longer quite understand the humans, not with how long the Hunt has stretched on, but care all the same. Idk I just really like this idea in general lol. I am weak to eldritch AUs and Bloodborne is glorious.

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

~Chapter 10 Snippet~

Obi-Wan's brows lift. "You usually leave them alive? That implies people have died here to have their fortune told."

The seer's luminous yellow gaze pins Obi-Wan to the cushions from across the dimly lit table. Incense smoke curls through the air between them.

"You assume that people do not come to me determined to know the deepest secrets of the galaxy despite themselves, jedi." His voice lowers, into something gentle and sibilant. "You assume people know their own health, or that their depths are as large and easily felt as yours. You assume the sick, the dying, and the desperate do not come to their deaths ready and willing to make a sacrifice for their loved one's gain."

Obi-Wan swallows, thinking through those heavy ideas. Slowly, he nods, "I am ignorant of the nuances of your craft, forgive me."

🔮🪔🃏.......Start from the begining👇🏽......... 🃏🪔🔮

[romanology]

which of these jegulus fics would you like me to begin writing? and/or which one is the most interesting

it turns out I can't make another poll. idk how to feel about that. anyway, well, I'll just write them down then, heehee.

also, I didn't add Winston Morgue because that one is already being written & people like it so... here is The Duality of man as well as A Shutter in the Shuddering as some morbid replacements.

LONG GREY LINE Regulus Black is a retired Lt. Col. in the army. He's blind and impossible to get along with due to his bitter nature. Draco Malfoy is at school and is looking forward to going to college. To help pay for a trip home for Christmas, he agrees to look after Regulus over Thanksgiving, as Regulus is Draco's uncle (sort of) after all, and they had never met. Draco's mother says this will be easy money, but she didn't reckon on Regulus spending his Thanksgiving in New York. [ movie reenactment - Regulus is Draco's Uncle - James comes in at the end :( though ]

CONTRA MUNDUM It's a bit of an issue when you're a month away from proposing to your girlfriend and suddenly develop a debilitating crush on the publisher of your book. [ publisher Regulus / author James - Awkward moments - Coworkers to Friends to MORE MAYBE??? ]

ANGELES' ANGEL When filming a biopic in LA, the star of the movie James Potter is playing the part of model Regulus, and upon realising he has no idea how to play Regulus, they both go for dinner to learn more about each other. For work, of course. [ famous actor James / famous model Regulus - Coffee Shop AU but it's so luxurious you can't help but hate them for it - Secret Relationship ]

SETTLE DOWN & EAT YOUR PANCAKES After getting into a car crash James finds himself unable to remember anything but his name, and, distressingly, he can't recognise his husband right in front of him. As Regulus helps the naive James, the latter begins to fall in love all over again with the love of his life. [ 50 First Dates AU - Memory loss/Amnesia - Falling in love again ]

A SHUTTER IN THE SHUDDERING When James Potter, a famous Ghost Photographer visits the so-called haunted house "Shuddering", he doesn't expect to see the face of a beautiful yet very clearly dead boy in the mirror behind him. [ nonbeliever photographer James Potter x Picture-Of-Dorian-Gray-Esque muse Regulus Black - modern gothic literature ]

DUALITY OF MAN The Bloodletter Murderer is still on the loose, and James Potter, a resident private investigator, is on the case. When the Malfoy Family is viciously murdered and Come Find Me, Jamesy is written in their blood, James decides enough is enough and brings backup on this increasingly disturbing case. Soon enough, Regulus Black, a nationally celebrated forensic scientist, is beside James while they examine the bodies of his relatives. Of course, the one thing that James doesn't know about his dear friend Regulus is that the man has a secret hobby of calligraphy. Only, the ink always seems to be in blood. [ Murder mystery except we know who the killer is - Hero / Villain ]

KISS THE CHEF Regulus is the loud and proud owner of a Michelin-star restaurant by the name of Au Bon Vivant. It's been in his family for generations, and after his eldest brother held no interest in taking it over, the reigns were given to Regulus instead. But the boy quickly found out what exactly was supplying his family with so much money over the years. [ chef Regulus Black / mafia boss James Potter - restaurant AU x mafia AU ]

MY CLOSEST YET FURTHEST FRIEND Regulus has always thought the Sun to be his only friend. Always a warm hand on his face while he goes about doing his daily duties, that is who the Sun is to him. He wants to meet the Sun, wants to meet the beauty that is that glowing brightness. Desperately, Regulus Black constructs wings to see his best friend. A pity that wax melts when too close to a fire. It turned out the Sun was James Potter, and he was so beautiful, so lovely, that it burned. [ mythology retelling - Regulus is Icarus and James is Apollo/The Sun - Sirius is Daedalus ]

A SPECTRE IS YOUR "MORTAL SOUL" There isn't enough room in this town for the both of them. When Vampire Regulus Black, posing as a Sheriff, saunters into the town of bandits looking for new prey, he doesn't realise his archenemy James Potter, a renowned Vampire Hunter, as well as actual Sheriff, is running the town. [ Western AU - Vampire / Vampire Hunter ]

IN THE CLOUDS, YOU LIVE STILL As the Wizarding War continues to surge on for far longer than anybody expected, the Death Eaters, now the losing side, lost their General, Regulus Black. Regulus, now captured and wondering if he is going to be tortured to death by some lackey, is met with horror to see James Potter, his old friend, assigned to Regulus' case without any knowledge of what, exactly, James has to do to the man he cared so much about. [ Friends to Enemies to Friends-Lovers? Forbidden Love AU ]

WRITTEN IN THE SUN (& THE STARS) After being professional (and exceeding famous) Quidditch stars, Regulus Black and James Potter finally retired after nearly fifteen years of playing. Now in their thirties, they're asked to co-teach a high-level Quidditch class in Castlebruxo. The one problem? They absolutely detest each other. [ Past-athletic rivals to friends to lovers -- Everybody Lives AU ]

[frostmarris]

heart eater, bloodletter

Suigetsu/Sakura | Morally Grey!Sakura | Pirate/Fantasy AU

summary: Mutiny, mayhem, murder - the moon will be blood red tonight.

additional tags: Pirates & Sailors, Witchcraft, blood and gore warning

notes: Suigetsu needs to get a doctor and the doctor needs his blood

written for the @akasakurevival 3 Artists, 1 Writer challenge! writers spun wheels for ships/prompts and a team of artists was randomly selected via wheel to create a collaborative fanart for the fic! I got Suigetsu/Sakura and Morally Grey!Sakura 👀 (i got a little carried away)

my artists were @arichii98 (sketch) @artofmintea (lines) and @hallous (colors)! Art is embedded in the fic hehe

The air is crisp and clean, sea salt and the scent of weathered wood surrounding him like a familiar blanket. It's different here on the coast, back on land, compared to out on the water. The ocean spray isn’t a constant bombardment against his face and the deafening crash and roar of the waves, the creaking and groaning of the ship, and the shouting and jaunts of the crew have finally gone silent.

Instead, there's the pleasant chatter of the townsfolk as they go about their morning business. Haggling in the market, pleasantries exchanged in passing, and laughter from old friends as they discuss the day ahead and the week passed. Suigetsu can't help but grin as he strolls down the main road of the market district, enjoying the feeling of steady stone ground underfoot. It's been four months since the crew had last made port and he'd nearly forgotten what it felt like to not be rocked back and forth and nearly thrown off his feet by rough waters. He spots a few other crew around as he explores, but they all either pay him no mind or send him a less than pleasant look.

The energy on the ship had been… tense, the past two weeks. Hurried, hush discussions in the crew quarters-

(Occasionally followed by a dirty look and a door closed in his face when he happened to pass by, the voices growing even more hushed as he tried to linger and eavesdrop - What were they saying? What was going on?)

- and a cold shoulder or twelve out on the deck. Suigetsu was the youngest of the crew by several years, but this certainly wasn't some sort of ageist exclusion. They were up to something , and the growing, nagging feeling had left him with restless sleep and far too many wary glances over his shoulder.

And, with the captain staying confined to his cabin the past five days, due to a growing ailment, he knew that everything would be coming to a head sooner rather than later.

[awarriorsmercy]

All About Mercy

Please push my limits, I'm always ready for a good fight.

Daughter of @ofadiamondgaze and @afragilepetal

Granddaughter of @thedeityannalise & The Bloodletter

Raised by @blindroyalty

Destined Shellan of @oftehrrornlove

Niece of @abeautifulpayne

Great niece of @paradoxofadeity

Sister of @sullivanmag @ofviholentdelights @ofroyalsyn

Cousin of @deityofpainnloss & @theroyaldeity

Best friend of @thecharmeddevil & @ofagunmetalgaze

Bookkeeper for @ofmelodicsin at Zero Sum

Hot Tempered foul-mouthed

Gifted with many things

Inked with warnings as well as art

Mature Content Triggers MDNI

Muse of #Paradox

21+ AU BDB RP

Reblog if you wish

[iantimony]

almost no longer tuesdaypost

listening: I FINISHED TWILIGHT MIRAGE !!! AND THE POSTMORTEM!!! it was so good. i'm powering through the road to partizan episodes right now, i'm in episode 4! i AM listening to them on 1.3 speed to get through them a little more expeditiously, and i'm also not letting myself backtrack if i miss a line or two, just kinda absorbing the vibes before slamming into partizan proper!

reading: flight of a one-winged dove, bloodletter, post canon sangcheng, mind the tags, i'm not normally a sangcheng girly but this really really hit. never knew i was a dancer, isozyme, modern AU lesbian sangcheng, maybe i AM a sangcheng girly now?? anyways mind those tags etc

watching: cowboy bebop with boyf :) we're on episode 22, we'll probably watch the movie soon ...? was told around here is a good spot to do that, so as much as i always like watching things In Publication Order, will probably do that soon

making: i have frogged and restarted that stupid star stitch laptop case like six times. i am committing to it now. i really didn't like the original shape of the object i was creating using the spruce crafts tutorial that comes up immediately when you google "star stitch tutorial", but i found this one (has one less double crochet on the ends) and i like it a lot better. so i'm working through that now! i also had a moment a few days ago that was like. ok i want to restart it. but before i do that i should wind the skein into a ball so it's less annoying. ah shit my ball winder is winding it really fucked up and wonky, oh i googled it and i can take the top off and pop the gear back into place and that should fix it! gotta find a screwdriver for that first -- so tl;dr i fixed my ball winder, wound the skein into a ball, and started the project again. huzzah.

also, started another fanfic! what if harrowhark was the abhorsen-in-waiting. she's actually been the abhorsen for about a decade, the previous abhorsen died ages ago but she's been pretending that her father is in seclusion or something and has just been sending her out on his behalf. gideon was mysteriously dropped off and raised alongside harrowhark for reasons unknown. the kingdom is ruled by lich-king john gaius, a member of the royal bloodline who has dipped too much into free magic, transcended death and, while not malevolent specifically, has really started to cock things up kingdom-wide re: the dead. ianthe is a free magic sorcerer. i just think there's a lot of tasty potential there.

misc: i am once again On An Antibiotic [confetti] if i am not patient zero for the next antibiotic resistant bacteria it will be a goddamn miracle. anyways. onwards. hopefully this is the last one for a while…!!

[ao3feed-ichiruki]

Bleach Emblem

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/NpZEmDL

by SaijSpellhart

He was a Prince, she was an infamous cavalry General.

General Rukia Kuchiki, the feared Bloodletter, has been given the task to train King Isshin Kurosaki’s son. It should be an honor to train the crown Prince in combat. And perhaps it would have been if the Prince didn’t turn out to be the most brash and insufferable man she’s ever met.

Misunderstandings, rough first impressions, mutual antagonism, and yet something unexpected draws them together. Feelings neither of them ever wanted to develop. Too bad she’s a vassal in service of the Kingdom, and he’s the heir to the throne.

Words: 2464, Chapters: 1/4, Language: English

Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Kuchiki Rukia, Kurosaki Ichigo

Relationships: Kuchiki Rukia/Kurosaki Ichigo

Additional Tags: Romance, Prince x General romance, Forbidden Romance, Medieval Fantasy, Fantasy, Royalty AU, Ichigo is a prince, Rukia is a General, Eating out, Oral Sex, Inspired by fire emblem

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/NpZEmDL

[metalhead-brainrot]

Radio Brainrot - It's Halloween, jerks!

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[scribbledquillz]

Six Eight Sentence Sunday Monday (I do what I want)

I was tagged by the lovely @heniareth (thank you for thinking of me!) to share a snippet from a current WIP - and you all know what that means. More untitled vampire au tidbits woo! I'll tag @m-m-m-myysurana, @siriskulk (WIP art totally counts if you wanna join in <3), @mango-mage and @hurl-a-can . As always no pressure to participate and if you want in, just say I tagged you. ;)

This time she managed to catch him off guard. Her throw was dead on, the blade flying from her fingers on course with the center of the Crow’s chest. In an instant his body dissolved into black vapor, her knife lost in the darkness and clattering uselessly somewhere against the ground. The vapor writhed and folded in on itself, shaping him back into a solid form a foot to the side of her strike, smirk fading quickly from his face.

“Perhaps I thought too generously of you after all,” he said, eyes falling shut with a disappointed sigh. “What good do you think these games will-”

A faint, tinkling sound of broken glass whispered up from Revka’s feet, the two cracked halves of the orb she’d dropped from her pocket still rolling on the concrete. There was a spare second or two, just long enough for her to enjoy a spiteful thrill of satisfaction while she watched confusion draw puckered lines across his brow. Then she was gone, yanking the edge of her sweatshirt over her nose as she threw herself full tilt through the cloud of silver dust and smoke sent bursting from the shell of the grenade in billowed, glimmering plumes.

[myketheartista]

run, rabbit, run.

[bloodletters-au]

Captain: Unicorn knows and feels love but he doesn’t know that he knows and feels love. But he knows he doesn’t know, but at the same time he doesn’t know that he knows that he doesn’t know,

[tommyinnit-fic-recs]

Could you help me find some good 2b2t tommy fics please?

Sure!

Here you go:

Withering Soul by Anonymous [Rated T, 54784 words, complete]

Everything eventually, with enough time and hatred, will shatter and break away. Eroding with the sands of time and the ever crashing waves of human cruelty. This was true of structures, relationships, and the mental state of other people. Yet, there’s time and room to repair the damage done if someone is willing to.

Arsonist’s Lullaby by Anonymous [Rated T, 107058 words, incomplete, last updated June 2021]

When Tommy was a child, his family left him. They left – for better and greater things – leaving him behind in a great old empty house without a word. So he set their garden on fire, stretched his wings, and flew away. Only after years, ruling desolate lands with a body that can barely contain him, does he hear of them again, and does he find his way home.

(Wilbur and Technoblade create L'Manberg. Tommy is left behind. He finds himself in 2b2t, and by some miracle, he learns to fight. Then, after wars, after deaths, after destruction and insanity, he finds that his siblings have been shoved into a battle all their own.)

A Sky Underground by fishstixx [Not Rated, 71184 words, incomplete, last updated October 2021]

Tommy had been a play piece in man’s game before his life with Dream. He still remembered it- thrust into a ring under the name Bloodletter to gnash and claw and burn others like him for an opportunity to live another day.

Even now, years later, he would sometimes sit in one of his hidden little wicker hammocks- scratching his claws desperately and endlessly against the exposed metal of his glorified cage to dull them. He would never again be like that, the mutt kit stripped of his innocence with blood splattering his face and copper in his teeth.

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or, the au where dream ‘rescues’ tommy from 2b2t only to lock him away again and use him as a glorified attack dog. tommy is an electricity hybrid of dubious origins training under sapnap. eventual sbi rescue maybe and found family because canon failed me

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

sorry in advance for the sheer amount of ideas and words

GiH

whenever tommy encounters a dementor he either appears unaffected or he starts screaming and crying and just goes catatonic since whenever in the presence of one or more dementors the person(s) around them relive their worst memories

also since tommy is a phoenix in this au I propose: 2b2t tommy. aka Bloodletter aka the risen aka the phoenix

it’s perfect bc more angst

ooooo what if he’s the son of Death? like he’s the actual angel of death, not phil. everyone just assumes it’s Phil bc the description of the angel of death fits him rly well. blond hair, blue eyes, British accent, wings, extremely skilled at fighting and survival in general. so like tommy summons Death cuz he misses his mum and everyone is freaking out bc this child just summoned the embodiment of death and then fucking hugged her and said hi in such an excited and happy voice and I just. this < 3 besides he’s called the zombie child for a reason

and tommy encounters a bogart and there’s the sounds of explosions and screaming and crying and it constantly switches from techno to vilbur to schlatt to eret to dream to phil to a bloodied and bruised tubbo and somewhere in there there’s the disc confrontation and it’s just “it’s okay tommy, I’ve lived a long enough life” “what will I be without you?” “yourself” and there’s also tubbo saying that it’s him and tommy against the world and there’s a chorus of “it was never meant to be” and then there’s “kill me phil! kill me! murder me right now!” and then “tommy, let’s be the villains” followed by “you wanna be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE” and there’s Dream saying “it’s not your time to die” and then there’s “I’m sorry please dream I’m sorry please-“ “sorry doesn’t cut it tommy” and then more explosion sounds and then there’s schlatt saying “my first decree as president, as emperor of this great country, is to REVOKE the citizenship of wilbur soot and tommyinnit” then schlatt saying “do you know what happens to traitors tubbo? they get executed” followed by techno saying “I’m sorry tubbo. I’ll try to make this as painless and colorful as possible” followed by the sound of tommy shouting tubbos name and fireworks and then techno saying “welcome home Theseus!” and laughing and then techno saying “blood for the blood god” then there’s a chorus of “flames for the phoenix” and “the angel of death” and “bloodletter” and then there’s the sound of wilbur saying “let’s blow that place sky high!” and “everyone betrayed us tommy! you can’t trust anyone! tubbo? he’s going to betray you!” and Dream saying that everyone hates tommy, how he’s his only friend, how he doesn’t have the guts to- how this is for tommys own good, and then tommy shouting for Sam and phil and Dream saying that he’s stuck with him, it’s going to be just like exile and the whole time tommy just looks so so tired and sad and apathetic and he’s kinda dissociating ig while everyone else is just. staring in horror and fear and shock

tommy gets hit with the crucio curse and he just powers on

anygay, moving on from the angst (for now)

mandrake: *screams*

tommy: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Ranboo: uh, should we stop them?

Purpled: no, I wanna see who wins

(tommy wins)

tommy: *vibing and trying to be all tough and intimidating*

thestral: *comes up to him and gently headbutts him and demands pats*

tommy, crying: I would die for you

Tommy gets a feral af great gray owl that has been returned to the shop many times bc she is simply untamable and he names her Clara and he is the only one that she tolerates

the ghosts are like “bruh you’re supposed to be dead” and tommys just vibing like “lmao yeah ik”

he has white streaks in his hair

the purplish white streaks are from the lightning strike, and the white bangs are from, well, he’d rather not say

he sees a niffler and he’s just like “finally someone who understands!!”

literally anything: *happens*

tommy: that’s weirdchamp but pog on

*when Phil gets summoned*

Phil, in an echoey and booming voice: WHOMST

tommy, in the distance: FUCK YOU PHIL

Phil, going back to normal voice: tommy?? didn’t you fuckin die???

labinnit canon pog?? tommy literally made in a lab and the staff finding out about it and going what the actual fuck???

okay but consider this: tommyinnit in hufflepuff, ranboo in gryffindor, purpled in ravenclaw, and tubbo in slytherin. tommy is loyal and kind, ranboo deserves to bond with neville over being anxious memory boys tm in gryffindor, from what I’ve seen purpled is pretty intelligent, and tubbo literally has nukes

harpy/phoenix hybrid tommyinnit pog?? he eats anything and everything he can get his hands on??? he squawk

~mooch

Holy shit. Okay. This is all amazing though. This is all amazing. I love all of your ideas.

Also about the house things, that's true. That's very true. That does make sense and that's why they are so hard to put them in houses. I do like the current ones though but it does make sense for that.

Anyways ouch on the boggart thing. Ouch.

[l-fanfic-stuff-l]

this is just my au ideas blog now huh

anyway-

Prince Theseus of The End and Ocean, ender dragon, siren, and elder guardian hybrid, The Bloodletter, The Phoenix, The Raccoon, The Risen, The survivor of 2b2t, The Slavefreer, The God/Admin Killer, The Sky Gods Chosen, The Zombie Child, the founder and co-leader of Business Bay, the leader of the civil war between slaves and slave owners in 2b2t, the lost prince, the youngest ring fighter on 2b2t, more commonly known as Tommyinnit, and his adopted brother Prince Ranboo, enderman and guardian hybrid, known as Enderfriend.

for an au I literally just came up with lmao

[notdeadjack]

annual rec list 2022

I’ve decided to stop making manual annual rec lists like this, instead I will just bookmark them on AO3 which requires a LOT less time and effort on my side. However, I’ve already collected these fics so might as well post what I have.

3 fandom represented:

The Untamed: 11 fics Scum Villains Self Saving System: 34 fics Naruto: 2 fics

47 fics total

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The Untamed

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23422183        March 31st by Midshipsman   3k, Wei Wuxian/Lan Zhan, a/b/o, body dysphoria, gender dysphoria, top!wei wuxian,

“You smell wrong,” Wei Ying complains. This doesn’t stop him from scrubbing his face further against Lan Wangji’s chest, though, nuzzling up towards his shoulder—no, towards his armpit. Lan Wangji breathes out in a fond huff and runs a hand through Wei Ying’s hair, coincidentally pressing the area a bit closer to Wei Ying’s nose. Wei Ying is fractious and irritable—understandably—but Lan Wangji knows what he means.

Omega olfactory abilities are fundamentally different from the alpha equivalent. Even the same smell—such as, say, the same person—will smell different to an omega nose. During a heat—which, from the tea-and-lilies scent in the air, Wei Ying is either approaching or in—when the senses are all heightened so much, of course Lan Wangji’s scent will be disconcerting.

“Mn,” Lan Wangji says.

He leaves his tea on the table and uses his right hand to pinch Wei Ying’s nose shut.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/33379066        close by fluffysocks   517 words, Jiang Cheng/Wen Ning, corpse thigh fucking tbh,

Wen Ning does not ask questions either. He just lies there and takes it, greedily, for as long as he can. 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23926915        Whatever It Is by morau   20k, Jiang Cheng/Wen Ning, technically necrophilia, aphrodisiacs,

It starts, as with a lot of things, with a very poorly thought out prank, courtesy of Wei Wuxian. 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34847929        Straight at the Sun by diamondbruise   33k, Wei Wuxian/Lan Zhan, canon AU, mutual pining, pining while fucking, first time, miscommunication,

 "Wei Ying–” Lan Zhan started, voice a little bit hoarse. Wei Wuxian turned his face towards him, smiling.

“Aiyo, let me guess. You’ll take responsibility?” He snorted softly, putting on an air of nonchalance. “Don’t worry about it too much, Lan Zhan! We’re both men, right? Sometimes men do these kinds of things with their friends, so you definitely shouldn’t worry about it!”

or, wwx and lwj have sex and pine

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/26944216/        flight of a one-winged dove by bloodletter   93k, Nie Huaisang/Jiang Cheng, trans character, BDSM,

Talking at someone is only fun for so long. That's all being a sect leader is: talking and talking to people bound by courtesy to listen to you. It's so fucking dull. A relief, then, to face one’s equal, and no less an old friend who is inclined to interrupt you whenever you ramble. He likes it. It’s one of Jiang Cheng’s best qualities.

In the years after Guanyin Temple, Nie Huaisang attends to unfinished business.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27385870        Finding Loyalty by Noppoh  117k, Jin Zixuan/Jiang Cheng, canon AU, slow burn, physical abuse, referenced rape, political intrigue,

Wei Wuxian, vilified as the Yiling Patriarch, is invited to Jiang Yanli's and Lan Xichen's wedding. Jin Zixun takes the excuse to ambush him and Jin Zixuan arrives to mediate. When the Ghost General loses control, Wei Wuxian pushes Jin Zixuan to the side and takes the brunt of Wen Ning's attack.

What follows is a desperate attempt to save him and prevent the cultivational world from fully turning against him.

A story in which Jiang Cheng is his usual, snappy self, Jin Zixuan opens his eyes to what’s really going on and his father’s behaviour in particular, and Jin Guangyao finally finds what he’s been looking for.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23547583       The Frozen Jade Melts by Noppoh   70k, Lan Xichen/Nie Huaisang, healing, slow burn, mental health,

Returning from Guanyin Temple, Lan Xichen’s mind is numb and his heart freezes over, as cold as the winter that develops the mountains. But as time can thaw the ice, melt the snow, and bring the mountain streams back to life, can it heal Lan Xichen’s heart as well? And will it crumble when Nie Huaisang comes into play? 

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https://archiveofourown.org/series/2685595       One Time Too Many series by edgarallanrose  7k, Lan Zhan/Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian/Lan Zhan,

“Sometimes it’s worth it to wait for the right person,” Wei Wuxian said, suddenly the sage.

“Who said anything about waiting? I’m not completely inexperienced,” Jiang Cheng said with an eyeroll. Then, horrifyingly, he glanced over at Lan Wangji. It was only for a split second, and Wei Wuxian didn’t notice, but Lan Wangji was now at risk of experiencing a full qi deviation.

“It doesn’t matter if you are or aren’t! Lan Zhan and I were never with anybody before each other, and it’s worked out great for us!”

Jiang Cheng, the absolute buffoon, pointedly stared at Lan Wangji.

Lan Wangji tried to set him on fire with his mind.

 Or: Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng had exactly one night of grief-stricken sex over a decade ago that they would both like to forget. Detective Wei Wuxian is determined to get all the details and cause chaos!

RN: summary for second fic, which is borderline crack, first fic is the angsty one night stand

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36111961        lotus blossoms out of season    Kieron_ODuibhir  5k, gen, implied suicide, yunmeng siblings three-in-one combo pack, sorrow,

“How could you let him?” she asked abruptly.

It came out—menacing. Her own voice hadn’t been capable of conveying anger like that. If she’d tried very hard to rage, it would have been shrill and unimpressive, and if she’d spoken the way she’d tried to just now, it might have chilled the right room but it would still have sounded gentle.

A-Cheng’s voice had no softness in it, and both boys went very still.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/25822288        bilateral by serein   33k, Nie Mingjue/Jiang Cheng, Nie Huaisang/Jiang Cheng, poly, partner sharing, getting together, relationship negotiation, BDSM,

I wouldn't mind, Mingjue's voice echoes in his mind. If you wanted to be - with him, also. We share everything.

au where mingcheng start banging during sunshot, and this fixes a lot of things. life gets more complicated, however, when nie mingjue notices his brother's feelings for his lover.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/21286022        What married people do by Shamelesscooper 216k, Jiang Cheng/Liu Qingge, x-over, marriage of convenience, slow burn, mutual pining, demisexual!jiang cheng, relationship negotiation, bathing,

“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.

“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”

“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”

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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/24526483       a cold bath is good for the heart by fishpoets   5k, Mobei Jun/Shang Qinghua, pre-relationship, bathing, hairwashing, trust,

Shang Qinghua swallowed, his mouth dry. He licked his lips. “Does my king want...”

“Deal with this,” Mobei-jun griped. He dropped the tangle of his hair back into the water with a plop.  

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/18501697        The Pen is Mightier by Shamelesscooper   28k, Mobei Jun/Shang Qinghua, power dynamics, bottom!MBJ,

The thought had been niggling at the back of his mind quite a bit lately. He wasn’t showing Shang Qinghua proper obeisance, was he? They’d grown so comfortable in their roles - Mobei-Jun as Shang Qinghua’s king, and Shang Qinghua as his dutiful servant - that they hadn’t thought to… stop. It was how it had always been. But things were different, now, weren’t they? They’d been different for a long time now. To ignore that wasn’t proper.

That stops now, Mobei-Jun decides. His ancestors would be rolling in their graves to see him ignore the proper rites of courtship - the fact that he and Shang Qinghua were already mated besides. He was not raised to be some kind of country rube, as much as being sequestered so far up north might imply otherwise. Shang Qinghua was his partner, and, with all factors properly calculated, the more powerful of the two. It was only proper that Mobei-Jun display an appropriate level of submission to his better.

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Mobei-Jun realizes with increasing clarity that he wants to serve Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua does NOT pick up on it. 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/28459854        You're the cure by greenteafiend   15k, Mobei Jun/Shang Qinghua, body swap, first time,

“Spit it out,” said Mobei Jun impatiently. “It’s just—the only, um, method of reversing this curse that I know of would be very unpleasant for you! Extremely unpleasant! You’d probably want to avoid it at all costs! So I think the best course of action would be for me to do a little more additional research to see if I can find another way that would be less, um, personally distasteful for you, my King. That is, of course, assuming that being trapped in this lowly servant’s body isn’t already too distasteful to bear?” “Tell me what your ‘method’ entails and I will make a decision,” said Mobei Jun.

aka, Mobei Jun touches an object that curses he and Shang Qinghua to swap bodies.            

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/35395561        Try Again by PrinceJakeFireCake   50k, OG!Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu, time travel, slow burn, identity reveal,

Luo Binghe, heavenly demon lord with three hundred plus wives, wakes up fourteen-years-old again. He quickly realizes that the man who looks like Shen Qingqiu is not the real deal. He is really contemplating putting everything behind him and leaving the sect to raise sheep. 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/24755260        When tea becomes ritual by rinsled05  4k, Shen Qingqui/Liu Qingge, pining, tea,

“I’m in the middle of training,” Liu Qingge says in a clipped tone.

“That’s all right,” Shen Qingqiu says, flicking his fan in the air. “Go train, I’ll wait.”

Liu Qingge stares at him. ���Wait?”

“Until you’re done, of course,” Shen Qingqiu says, as if it’s the most obvious thing. “I’ll find us some tea.”

Liu Qingge could have told Shen Qingqiu that his training would last all day. He could have informed him, brusquely, without care, that he dislikes having his rituals interrupted, that Shen Qingqiu would be waiting for the sun to cease its rise and fall, the mountains around them to crumble and fade.

Instead, he lets out a rush of air through his nose. “Fine. I will join you when I’m done.”

Shen Qingqiu’s face lights up, soft and pleased.

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In which Liu Qingge's rituals are interrupted by Shen Qingqiu, and he learns that he doesn't mind that one bit.     

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/19160290        our story's just begun by aishiteru   120k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge/Yue Qingyuan, harem,

[Congratulations! User has scored with: Luo Binghe: (max level cap reached) Shang Qinghua: +200 points; “eternal bros” tag added Yue Qingyuan: +200 points; “childhood sweethearts” tag added; further content unlocked Liu Qingge: +200 points; further content unlocked]

Or: Amongst other things, Shen Qingqiu goes through an identity crisis, gives Luo Binghe the wedding of his dreams, and gets saddled with his very own harem.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/21724141        Dew Over by ataratah   63k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu, identity porn,

Shen Qingqiu does a slightly better job of resolving things with Luo Binghe before self destructing, so when he's reborn into the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed body, the System gives him the chance to unlock a new save file as Peerless Cucumber: Mysterious Rogue Cultivator.

He still can't escape the protagonist's orbit, or his fate as a fixer of plotholes, of course, but Shen Yuan won't let go of his fresh start so easily.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23585149        Deluxe System 2.0: Co-op Mode! by kitsunealyc   74k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu, Yue Qingyuan/OG!Shen Qingqiu, body sharing,

Standing on the edge of the Endless Abyss, Shen Yuan chooses to take the point deduction and die rather than shove Luo Binghe over the edge.

What can the System do except engage the failsafe mode and restore the account of the original user?

(or, Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu become trapped in the same body and are forced to cooperate in order to survive the plot and achieve their happy endings)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27461875        voluntary victim (tie the noose) by technorat  118k, Luo Binghe/OG!Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, time travel, h/c, angst, slow burn,

Looking back at everything, Shen Qingqiu comes to a conclusion: everything that went wrong in his first life happened because of him.

Or, the Peak Lords search for Shen Qingqiu. Too bad he doesn't want to be found.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36441523        we should stick together by pennydaniels  41k, OG!Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, marriage,

Shen Jiu is drowning on Qing Jing Peak in his struggle to become Head Disciple and then hopefully Peak Lord. He's always been good at surviving but somehow can't help wanting more than that. He just wants to make the right decision.

(In which Shen Jiu is just trying to keep his head above water dealing with his faulty cultivation and capricious Shizun, has more than a few illuminating conversations with the brothel ladies, gets caught in a sex pollen disaster with Liu Qingge, and watches the other try their best to make it right.)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34189129        forever and ever and ever and ever by pennydaniels  25k, OG!Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, AU, sex work, marriage,

Shen Jiu saves Liu Qingge's life. Liu Qingge isn't the type of person to let debts go unpaid.  

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/19207162       For Another by Gotcocomilk  3k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge,

Liu Qingge would stand before him, shield and sword, and offer his all.

So, when the man who held his heart and sword called for him, he came on the fastest blade in the human world. And when that man looked at him, a demonic arm curled around his waist and Luo Binghe plastered to his back, Liu Qingge stood at the ready.

And when that man asked him to come into their bed, Liu Qingge pulled off his outer robe with steady hands.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/37276570        open my lungs to let you in by ghostybreads   20k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, truth serum, identity reveal,

Shen Qingqiu had a secret. So, naturally, it was only a matter of time before he was hit by a truth serum wife plot.

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“How are you?”

“Horny. Kind of want Binghe to rail me, I guess. But it’s manageable.”

Liu Qingge’s hand on his forehead froze, and he was close enough that Shen Qingqiu could hear his breathing stop. He stared back expressionlessly, the mortification distantly crawling up the back of his neck. Honest One-Horned–

The frustrated scream that he usually vented in his head, came out straight from mouth.

“aaAAAAAHHHH GODDAMNIT AIRPLANE–”

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27570775        Horns by Tossawary   11k, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, crack treated seriously,

Seventeen-year-old Shang Qinghua, a lowly outer disciple of An Ding Peak, is staring at the realized version of his favorite character and the man has horns. Horns that he’s not supposed to have! Because Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky did not imagine Mobei-Jun having horns! What the hell is this?! 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/21679279        Curse of the Black Moon Flower by cannon_fodder  4k, Shen Qingqui/Liu Qingge, sex pollen, fuck or die,

“I told you, we’d both rather die.”

In an alternate timeline, Shen Qingqiu succeeds in saving Liu Qingge from his qi deviation. Liu Qingge is desperate to find some way to repay him.

Fortunately, Liu Qingge stumbles into the perfect opportunity to clear his debts.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/19302271        Provide for You by yourheartsdesire   37k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, kink discovery, nipple play, lactation kink,

One night, during a moment of passion Shen Qingqiu accidentally revealed a deep-seated desire of his heart, mumbled amidst his cries - a desire for something more.

Luo Binghe, the supportive husband he was, implemented a brand-new routine in their love life to adhere to Shen Qingqiu's needs. And with it, he set them off on a journey of self-discovery. 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31839637        What Dreams Are Made Of by seocago   61k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, reverse transmigration, fluff,

Shen Yuan was back. To his own body, to his own room. To his own world. Was he not dead after all? Was the transmigration thing all a dream? Then why.. would he hold this crying mess of a disciple in his arms, chanting a very worrying amount of sorry and don't leave?

Nonsense. Complete nonsense.

Yet Shen Yuan closed his eyes, hand skillfully reaching to tug off Luo Binghe's hair ornament before tossing it aside on his bed. Letting his fingers comb through the disciple's disheveled hair as he said, "I'm here." No energy left to think. Mumbling, "This master is here, this master won't leave."

And just like that, Shen Yuan fell back asleep; Luo Binghe in his arms.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/24614836        Insert A R'yleh Original Title by Monyas   5k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, canon-AU, eldritch, tentacles,

It was honestly so embarrassing.

What he had done was the human equivalent of somehow losing his eyeballs because he made the mistake of looking down and blink. It was that stupid. In fact, maybe Shen Yuan would have preferred to lose a few eyeballs instead, since he had thousands of them on a good day anyway. But no, oh no, he had to go and die.

-In which Eldritch!Shen Yuan dies and has an identity crisis. Being human takes so much effort!-

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31211666        Without a Clue by x_los   15k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu, first time, loss of viginity, mutual pining,

Immediately before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe learns (via the magic of library science) that he alone can cure Shen Qingqiu's debilitating condition. When Binghe properly understands what that remedy will actually entail, he is even keener to be of use to his shizun. 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34988704        the court of the winter king by tagteamme   34k, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, a/b/o, friends with benefits, mutual pining,

There is not a lot that can be denied to Mobei Jun. It seems to be cemented by the way that Shang Qinghua falls into bed with him. Yet it seems that while Shang Qinghua will willingly give up his body, Mobei Jun will never hold his heart.

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Mobei Jun gets drunk off the other man’s body, sinks into it, revels in it and unspools as much pleasure as possible between them. Yet, when he grazes his teeth over the small patch of skin where he could leave his mark, Shang Qinghua always rebuffs him with a nervous laugh.

“My king,” Shang Qinghua exhales, breath hot against Mobei Jun’s lips. “It really wouldn’t be proper to do that to a servant.”

Mobei Jun does not care, but he can sense the layered meaning— Shang Qinghua does not want Mobei Jun to do it to him, does not want to push the physical gratification over the edge into something more.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/26026021        Peerless_Eats by tabulaxrasa   8k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, modern-AU, mutual pining,

Shen Yuan had a huge, well-kept secret. He had, for two years, managed to not breathe a word of it. None of his coworkers or friends or students had any idea at all, and it was something he kept close to his heart. Lips sealed, that was Shen Yuan!

His secret was that he had an amazing roommate.

(Binghe cooks amazing food! Shen Yuan makes a secret Instagram about it! Will they survive academia long enough to realize they are in love? Could I fit more tropes in this thing?)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31440392        The Best Luo Binghe by Neery   9k, OG Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, reverse transmigration, identity issues,

The System drops PIDW Luo Binghe at a convention.

Binghe is going to have sex with this actor who's disguised as his Shizun. It's going to be satisfying and cathartic, and won't awaken any feelings in him whatsoever.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23054974        To You, I Surrender Everything by bloodsongs   9k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, bottom!binghe, dom!shen qingqui,

“Has Shizun thought about this humble disciple’s suggestion further?”

“Which suggestion?” Shen Qingqiu replies, equally casually, as though he hadn’t been thinking about it every other night since Luo Binghe first brought it up.

Luo Binghe opens his palm and tilts it to the side, letting Shen Qingqiu’s hair fall through his fingers before he leans in, his breath tickling the back of Shen Qingqiu’s neck. He’s so close that Shen Qingqiu can hear it when Luo Binghe parts his lips with a soft, wet sound.

“Shizun taking me,” Luo Binghe whispers, wrapping his arms around Shen Qingqiu. “Shizun inside of me.”

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23991694        Songs of a Wayfarer by foxflowering   56k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqui, modern-au, ballet, h/c, epilepsy, pining,

Binghe’s first impression of Shen Yuan was thus: He’s so young! Twenty-five at the very most, though twenty-two was a more likely estimate. Still stage-aged! That was crazy young for a Cang Qiong ballet instructor! Most of Binghe’s teachers were in their late thirties or forties — former pros who’d aged out of performing after years and years of intense physical strain.

He must be the youngest teacher I’ve ever had, Binghe thought. Then, his face growing hot at the thought, The most beautiful, too. No contest. ✽

Fourteen year-old Luo Binghe is a student at the prestigious, highly competitive Cang Qiong Academy of Modern Dance. There, he meets Shen Yuan — an enigmatic (and devastatingly beautiful) dancer-turned-teacher.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31233068        fire spreading all around by technorat   9k, OG Luo Qinghe & OG Shen Qingqui, time travel,

After the events of Proud Immortal Demon Way, Luo Binghe cut a hole through time in order to see why he had not been given a kindly Shizun.

Or, Luo Binghe's adventure in raising his Shizun.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/30344592       Babe in the Woods by Tossawary  19k, Mobei-Jun/Shang Qinghua, accidental baby aquisition, child endagerment,

A Pre-Canon Canon Divergence fic.

Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky didn’t remember anything about Mobei-Jun having a child! He remembered Mobei-Jun having siblings, sure, but he was pretty sure that he’d alluded to Mobei-Jun’s terrible uncle doing… away with most of them. Did that mean that this demon child was supposed to… die for the plot?

In which, when Airplane meets Mobei-Jun and saves the demon's life, he also meets and saves Mobei-Jun's baby brother. Hiding and helping two spoiled young demon masters is twice the trouble.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/17568758       I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite   110k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu, Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, harem-AU,

AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).

Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/24748873        Bride's Last Words by verity   5k, Shang Qinghua/Liu Qingge, married fuck or die,

"The afflicted must cry out their husband's name in the throes of passion," Shen Qingqiu continued.

Liu Qingge said, "I'm going to die."

Ah, he was coming around to it. Shang Qinghua patted Liu Qingge's shoulder awkwardly. He'd always wanted to touch this beautiful specimen of masculinity... that it was in the War God of Bai Zhan Peak's final hours was so tragic. "There, there," he said.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/26510602       where will we see this moon next year by Caecandy  82k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, slow burn, depression, sex pollen,

Sometimes, Shen Yuan dreams of home. He is Shen Yuan in these dreams, not the peerless immortal, but rather the sickly boy. Occasionally, his family visits. His sister’s face is indistinct. He tries to focus on it, but cannot. She sounds upset, but her words are unclear-- her voice only a half-remembered hum.

When he dreams of them, he feels guilty. When he doesn’t, he almost feels worse

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In which Shen Qingqiu becomes depressed, Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge team up to 'fix' it, and the universe itself decides to get in on the fun. You're the love interest, you aren't allowed to be miserable!            

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/35738560        Built as We Aren't by Starrs__00  78k, Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, a/b/o, dysmorphia, pining,

Shen Qingiu (formerly Shen Yuan) wakes up in an A/B/O version of Proud Immortal Demon Way as an...wait for it...Omega! What shitty luck! Fortunately, there has never been a better Ignorer-Of-Inconvenient-Truths than Shen Qingqiu.

If he doesn't acknowledge it, then it can't be real. And that definitely won't come back to bite him in the ass.

Right?

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https://archiveofourown.org/series/1313387         Dual Cultivation series by acernor   98k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, fuck or die, bdsm, voyerism,

Fuck or die, but Shizun's injured... Liu Qingge, hero that he is, says that he'll take the dick in his place.

Luo Binghe tries to fuck him hard enough that he forgets about his thing for Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Qingqiu has to sit there and watch.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/20031565        Tapping the Icebox by acernor, Sath  7k, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, bottom!mobei-jun, voyerism,

“Sometimes when Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu make love-” Shang Qinghua thinks of the right way to phrase it, drawing on his extensive experience- “Shen Qingqiu’s heavenly pillar descends to Luo Binghe’s ravine, if you understand me,” he says, moving his eyebrows in a way that is meant to convey deep meaning.

Mobei-Jun does not make an expression of understanding, but he’s watching Shang Qinghua very, very closely.

“Shang Qinghua,” he says. “You want to be inside me?”

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/20480420        A Memory: Curing Succubi Poisoning with Master Liu by acernor  3k, Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, sex pollen, masturbation,

During the succubus extra... Liu Qingge really doesn't know how to jack off and Shen Qingqiu has to help him.

Written for Liu Qingge Fuck or Die week!!!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34200298        In Good Hands by acernor   7k, Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge, massage or die,

In an unforeseeable twist, Liu Qingge is hit with a poison that requires him to be gently touched all over in order to remove its influence. Luckily his stern and cold shixiong- who recently had a personality change- seems to know what to do to...

Wait, luckily?! Liu Qingge might die of mortification before Shen Qingqiu is even done with his hands!

ETA second chapter- bingliushen post canon second round, rating has increased ;)

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Naruto

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/21663286       Three's A Crowd (fight or flirt) by multifandom_fanfic_writer   44k, Sakura/Kakashi/Itachi, flirting, threesome,

A simple conversation overheard between Kakashi and Genma changes the way Sakura thinks of her former sensei. New possibilities unfold. As luck would have it, the next mission is for Kakashi and Sakura only.

On this mission, they have an unexpected guest - and he and Kakashi have a history.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/13867416        Soft as an Unready Mind by BC_Brynn   122k, Naruto/Shikamaru, canon AU, yamanaka!naruto,

Inoichi’s decision to adopt the boy was a spur of the moment thing, but he stood by it, and he could not be prouder of both his children, even if they lived to give him grey hair.

Or, how a Yamanaka-trained Naruto went and cheerfully dismantled the last shreds of Sasuke’s self-image because conventional therapy obviously wasn’t working well enough, and then proved that even the best minds could be entirely dumb when it came to romance.

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[iantimony]

first tuesday of 2024!

hello 2024!

listening: more partizan! just finished episode 26. starting off strong and leaving this fallow otherwise lol

edit: i forgot i listened to annie lennox! specifically the album 'bare'. i have very strong memories of listening to a cd of that on a boombox in my room as a kid.

reading: non-fanfic first: I grew up in a culture that embraced physical touch. Then I came to America (Mihret Sibhat): interesting piece about how western views on sexuality have really gotten their grubby lil mitts in everywhere

newest chapter of panting like a dog at the edge of your bed (bloodletter): (hello dreamwidth user rigormorphis in acknowledgements again), mind the tags etc but i love this fic.

deadfall trap (brawlite): very charming modern cultivator/spy type shit au!

in the blood tide: mind those goddamn tags!!!

watching: fallow actually. i guess some of my mom's tv show over her shoulder?? it's like. french csi. 'profilage'. it is the tv equivalent of packing peanuts to me. youtube tutorial for russian bind-off i guess? oh i watched the newest cold ones drinking too much alcohol video.

playing: i redownloaded wizard101...watched @delta-orionis play rain world for a few minutes and now i want to get rain world.............

i haven't started a new project yet but i'd like to take back some of my yarn from home...cleaning out the stash...so i'm trawling ravelry pensively tonight

i'd like to do english paper piercing to make a new dice bag and hand-quilt a little magic the gathering play mat :3

eating: experimental new section. TACOS. good ass tacos tonight. and my boyf made japanese curry using popeyes as the chicken to go on top and ngl it slammed. new york diner sandwich on saturday.

misc: saw the BIG DUCK on eastern long island. big thumbs up from me.