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[kryptidii]

God creating the blobfish

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

obsessed with the prospect of Howdy Figuring It Out via the neighbors enjoying non-food items

[hollowsart]

Areefa visits Splatsville and makes a new friend :)

idk two older lady fish become girlfriends or something. this is all I had in me skdjfhksjdfh I didn't know where else to go with it & scribbled this up real fast as soon as the thought hit

[weednutz]

IPAD GIRL!!!YAAAAyyyyy!!!!!!diededs

[trolling-pip]

What’s your favorite animal :3

sticky hands/j

Probably a blobfish. They're pretty cool !

[combinado]

Pillowfort | Dreamwidth

[shadowthief78]

more than halfway to perfection wahoo!!!!!!

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

did anyone submit a blobfish? they're morally grey girlbosses methinks

i am going to tear your bones out slowly

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Western kid cartoon season 1: Oh no! The blobfish biker gang is stealing lunch money!

Western kid cartoon season 3: Malefactor has succeeded in committing the mass genocide of the indigo tribe.

[midnightmoonbeams]

FoxStar drew Harmony showing off a cool thing. Draggie :3 shows their love for Totodile. Annymate drew a supportive blobfish. GSstandard drew Frye and Pearl, looking very aggressive.

From October 9th, 2022

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

weird fucking animals in the sea tier list

big fin squid. what in the actual fuck is this?

2. phronima. inspired the face hugger from alien

3. big red jellyfish (thats its scientific name....)

4. squid worm???????? wtf is this monstrosity against god? (i love it)

5. frilled shark....just why?

6. barrel eye fish. its cute i guess but it looks so sad like a renaissance painting:( hey little guy cheer up you have lots of fans x

7. chained cat shark so cool but why tf is it in our ocean

8. japanese spider crab (i love this freaking thing but even a fan like me has got to admit this looks like a dark souls boss you'll die to 500 times before looking up various elemental tactics on reddit and gamefaqs.

9. bristle worms. they are sturdy to me ♥

10. blobfish...shes not that weird to me the thing thats weird is that people apperently eat it??? but folks will eat anything i swear to god. leave it alone its just a weird guy!!!!!!!

11. goblin shark. presented with no further explination. shark evolution is so fucked man

12. sixgill shark. he's back and hes coming in hot. i love his goofy ass

13. whatever in gods green earths name this is (black swallower, shes soooo real)

14. is it a tier ranking without me bringing up 12 squids? i dont think so. this here's a vampire squid, miss, a fine specimen for sure

15. gulper eel. ???

[smilingcrittersthingig]

A lotta you said I can show some ocs so you can have these guys I made and my friends created/helped, who I call the Ugly Critters! (edit: for no reason other than it sounded funny, it's not meant to be degrading)

I'll start it off with Gar the strange creature, my lil guy. Awkward and quiet. Gar is usually not that talkative. On the rare instance he does however, he usually speaks in single words or broken english. Despite looking off-putting, he's a very sweet guy.

His pendant's a button

Next is Bitu the blib, created by my friendo and co-creator of ego critters @thenightmarestudio He's just a lil blob who tell you fun facts, his face are emoticons that can change depending on his emotions and is a pretty silly dude. He loves to go off about the things he love and will gladly talk to you about it if you are willing to listen. His pendant's his face

Kloob, a blobfish! suggested by my friend, Child He's pretty good at most stuff, only problem is he's too sad to do anything. He tends to sit at the corner or lay on the floor. Though, on good days he might even stand up! He's willing to go along with whatever his close friends drag him to. His pendant's a sad rose I think

Make way make way, for it is Manaso the snake! Suggested by my friend, Ducky He's a witch who entertains people with his magic and spells, Whether or not his magic is true is still a mystery. He acts as if he doesn't care, but say one wrong thing around him and you might never be heard of ever again. His pendant's a star

Roquefort the Lamprey! Suggested by @theonetruegnome A simple con artist, scamming you with fake medicine. He has quite a sharp tongue as well, only being a little nicer to a couple close friends (Manaso's his mortal enemy). He sells effective medicine sometimes too, though those ones are a tad more expensive His pendant's a medicine bottle I think

Glorbok, weird creature created by @mateom31 He will bite ur ankles hard. Unless he likes you, then you will simply be gently bitten. Despite how he appears, Glorbok is quite a cute buddy to have around, well unless you're fine random gremlin moments. His pendant's a bitten off piece of styrofoam

It's just your luck, it's Lucky! Suggested by my brother A very unfortunate dino with a very ironic name. He tries his best to look on the bright side of things, but it's quite difficult when the bright side feels like it's avoiding you. His pendant's an umbrella

It's Birdie Tree the bird! Suggested by my gf Appears at random times to surprise people and disappears abruptly without warning anyone. He gets a vision of something from 3 months in the future and talks about it vaguely to his friends who has no idea if he's being legit.

That's all of them, thx for reading through this

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Since the new update is out and we were able to see Howdy's family, which family member is your favorite so far?? :D

[thefunkyspoon]

Humans are _____

The Gogevyals were the most disgusting alien in the galaxy; the one most other aliens looked at with disgust. Basically, they were the alien equivalent to the blobfish.

Except to some humans.

Humans were widely known for having no standards, and that was agreed even by the Qui, who would mate with other species, or deformed aliens. This phenomenon was largely male dominated, and it was quite the sight.

You see, the Gogevyals are 6 ft 1 puke green beings, who oftentimes resemble...what was it the humans said? Oh, right. Shrek but tall. Or something. Anyways, one day I happened upon this sight, and dear God, was it interesting, to say the least.

There was a human, male, ofcourse, around 5 ft 3, reaching up on it's tippietoes, whispering what seems to be a mating call to this ugly alien. And guess what? The Gogevyal was blushing! I didn't even know they could do that. And so was the human?? I made sure to wipe all memories of this interaction after writing this, so don't worry.

Edit:

Oh my Galaxy, would you believe it? In the local satellite, they announced their wedding! Have you ever seen a Gogevyal in a white, pretty wedding dress? Also, if you're asking how I know about it, it's because I lied. I did not erase my memory. Anyways, I don't know whether to feel glad humans don't just judge off looks, or sad because of just how low their bar is. Either way, I'm signing off. May the Galaxy be with you!!<3

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Extremely random, but I've gotten one or two asks about it so,

The way I decide whether an animal is "uncharismatic" or not boils down to a simple question: if I asked a random person on the street what their favorite animal was, would this animal be a likely answer? So most cute and fluffy animals (especially the canines and felids), most zoo attractions like giraffes and elephants, and the like are immediately out.

Of course, there are exceptions. Most people find butterflies to be delightful, but I doubt your average Joe could name more than 2-3 species off the top of their head. Same with birds- I have yet to find someone who doesn't like them, but they're probably not listing the Andean Condor among their favorite animals unless they're hard-core avian conservationists.

The problem with this method, though, is that I'm making all these posts on Tumblr. And tumblr's taste in animals is...eclectic to say the least. Which is why I sometimes find myself staring at a draft and asking myself "Is the blobfish really uncharismatic?" (The answer is no, of course not, but I'm posting about him anyway).

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Here for all the keevan girlies. Your fave blobfish <3