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ask-postcrash-curly · 18 days ago

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From d1tz to Curly:

Hah! I didn't know doing this is equivalent to a whisper!

Is this better? Or are either fine? Anyways, time to start!

P.S. I accidentally put 4 instead of 5 hearts, so pretend I said 5... aha ahaaa...

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🐟 Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!

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You placed your bait in the end of the line and threw it as far away as you could. ‘Plop’ went the hook as it sank into the water. You waited… and waited… your gaze glued on the bait… and caught a glimpse of a silhouette. Chomp! You felt the bite from your rod, and so you reeled and reeled and… oh dear moon goddess, save us.

🪼 Now Playing: Toby Fox - Ghost Fight 🪼

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You fished the worst of them all… a Discord Blob and his Discord Kitten-fish. “How dare you try to take my kitten away from me?!” boomed the blobfish, “You'll pay for this!” The kitten fish placed her fin on her blob, “But Blobmaster249, you promised me not to harm anyone!” The blob shook his head, “Not now, my honey bunny boogie woogie sweetie pie. We'll discuss this later.” The Discord Blob looked into your eye… you feel a mixture of disgust and cringe. Why does it look like a deflated Squidward? Why does it even have a beard in the first place? And what, oh what, does that catfi- ahem, sorry, kitten fish see in this sad lump of blob? Your eye couldn't stand the ugly, repulsive, horrendous face of a blob before you anymore…

Defeated:

You lost [ 1 and a Half Heart ], [ Discord Blob ], [ Some Hair From The Shock ] (it fell in the water, unretrievable) and [ The Peaceful Moments You Once Had Before The Blob Encounter ] sorry not sorry, blobfish lovers

You gained [ 13 Seashells ] and [ 1 Seaweed ]

🌻 That's rough, buddy! That Discord Blob seemed to have more strength than the average blob, huh? Worry not! If you check your [ Inventory ], you can see that you have [ 1x Seaweed ]. If you eat one right now, you can gain half a heart back. But! If you gather [ 3x Seaweed ], you can create a [ Seaweed Salad ], eat it and gain two hearts back!

🌻 You can also switch your rods to change difficulty if it gets hard for you, anytime, anywhere (Easy Mode offers a 50/50 chance of success). Besides, it's all about fun, am I right or am I left?

🌻 Once you have decided what mode you'd like to play on, pick a number to fish again. Who knows? Maybe you'll reel one in!

From d1tz to mod:

Heya mod! Thanks for understanding, really appreciate it! <33

Anyways, do you mind if you can put two numbers Curly would pick in future? I wanna prepare and speedrun some art in advance

I might also just stick to one final boss and remove the mini bosses, it pains me to do so but I gotta keep it simple rn <//3

Anyways, ciao! I gotta take a bath now, I hope the water isn't too cold... brr...

It’s no issue! I can hear you just fine.

This music’s nice. I’ve heard it before, haven’t I…?

I get the impression that this is referencing something but I’m not sure what. Must be pretty bad if I’m the one recoiling from its face. Hah!

…Whoops.

I lost hair? All right. Still got more than I have now! Hopefully I don’t keep losing hearts… Might have to switch modes if I do, haha. But for now I’ll stay where I am. Uh… I’ll pick 2 again. Gotta be better luck the second time, yeah?

#chloé????#did you know blobfishes only look like that when they’re dead :D #curly will keep picking 2 until it works at which point he will pick 5 4 3 1 #wish a good fish #mouthwashing #captain curly #curly mouthwashing #curlyposting

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sillysiluriforme · 1 month ago

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Wait, if Audrey is still alive and Andre is still alive... then who died to make Chloe?