#blindspot incorrect quotes

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Rogue’s a con and a thief, not to mention an arrogant pain in the ass. Bard: Whose expertise could crack this whole case wide open! Are you willing to risk the lives of thousands of people just to avoid working with Rogue again? Paladin: Bard: Paladin? Paladin: I’m thinking.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Suzaku: (about Lelouch) He’s funny, beautiful, smart… Anya: Can’t be too smart if he went out with you…

[incorrect-multiverse]

Kurt: This was a 100% successful trip.

Jane: We lost Rich.

Kurt: This was a 100% successful trip.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Athena: Fiona's a conwoman and a thief, not to mention an arrogant pain in the ass. Janey: Whose expertise could crack this whole case wide open! Are you willing to risk the lives of thousands of people just to avoid working with Fiona again? Athena: Janey: Athena? Athena: I'm thinking.

[octopiys]

I don’t have a writing request but I do have something funny my friend said if you want to use it for an inaccurate quote.

“WAIT I READ THAT WRONG. I THOUGHT IT SAID COLORFULLY DEPRESSED PERSON, NOT DRESSED”

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Incorrect COD as things my friends have said pt3

Ghost, looking at a dog with one eye: So.... how big you think his blindspot is?

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Roach: I feel like a ghost would just be a soul and like some, yknow, water moisture.

Ghost: ???

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Nikolai: I say... I say we cut the old lady out. Shave off some time.

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Ghost: hey, look what I just sent you.

Soap: oh alright

Soap, opening up his phone:

Soap, spits out his coffee: hey that's not very-

Ghost: wh-?

Soap: OH.

Soap: WAIT I READ THAT WRONG. I THOUGHT YOU CALLED ME A COLOFULLY DEPRESSED PERSON, NOT DRESSED-

Gaz: you're a right idiot, mate.

Soap: shut up.

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Rodolfo, trying to reassure Soap: no, no, you're gonna do fine! You're gonna be fine-!

Soap "Sucks At Spanish" MacTavish, entering Alejandro "Is Refusing To Talk In English" Vargas's room:

Rodolfo, turning to Ghost: he's gonna fail. He pronounced el pueblo like "Ell Pyuooblow".

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Gaz: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of your mom

Price, deadpan: I'm giving you away.

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Roach: I know you're an attention whore, so whore me!

Ghost:

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König: I met a stripper for the first time last weekend!! I paid her a dollar and she licked my hand.

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Soap: that's so sad. Imagine you're drowning, and you see a room full of air...

Soap: SIKE! GAS CHAMBER!

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Valeria: so you know how people charge their crystals with sunlight and moonwater?

Alejandro: why are you in my house

Valeria: not important.

Valeria: anyways, we should try it with tequila.

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Laswell, gesturing to Price: He knows how to please the gays.

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Alex: you know, I had fish tacos in elementary school once.

Alex: then my appendix burst.

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Gaz, about to go over some training course: It's gonna be like... you're at a party. John walks up to you. Offers you cocaine. Do you take it? Hell yeah.

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Price: this is my husband, I know he looks like a twink but he might be able to beat you up.

Graves: hello??? Might???

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Soap, reading a card: what were elvis's last words?

Gaz: this was supposed to be off topic, but I gotta take a shit.

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Farah: don't mind me, just tickling Jeffery Dahmer

Alex: what?? The fuck???

Farah, showing him a tamagotchi:

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Shepherd: no, that would be personification of science.

Shepherd: because science doesn't exist.

Graves, on his last limb here: sir-

[kasinonightlife]

*Patterson recording whilst Rich and Boston are arguing*

Rich: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BABE!

Patterson: *Wheezes like a tea kettle*

Boston: *Pulling out a knife* I'm gonna stab him.

Rich: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Boston: It's my favorite movi-

Rich: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, BOSTON!

Boston: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-

Rich: GROW UP, BABE. GROW UP!

Patterson: *Cry-laughing* How did the three of us get married?!

[foxtamer113]

Loid, texting: Answer your phone

Yor, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Loid: Understood

Loid, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Yor.

[red-needs-sleep]

Sam: Matt, how do I get revenge on those who’ve wronged me?

Matt: The best revenge is letting go, and living well.

Sam:

Sam: Hey Peter, what’s the best way to get revenge-

Matt: *Offended*

Wade: Stab.

Wade: Eliminate.

Wade: Destroy.

[kinda-not-really-dutp]

Light: You were very brave today. Stupid, but brave. 

Gina: I think there was a compliment in there somewhere. 

[scarletfern]

Patterson: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here.

Rich: And I will politely decline.

[incorrectsherlollyquotes]

*after Molly recklessly interfering in a dangerous case, helping Sherlock not get killed*

Sherlock: You were very brave today. Stupid… but brave.

Molly: I think there was a compliment in there somewhere.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(At a highly stressful point during a mission)

Tim(on comms, with Dick): You should be able to pull it off. I did the math.

Jason: How? Where?

Tim: In my head, where math is done. Please don't interrupt.

[myreygn]

bakugo: alright kiddo, repeat after me: i'm a tough girl!

eri: i'm a tough girl!

bakugo: louder! I'M A TOUGH GIRL!

eri: I'M A TOUGH GIRL!

bakugo: I'M THE TOUGHEST MOTHERFU-

kirishima: DUDE!

bakugo: yeah right she can't say that

[incorrect-multiverse]

Jane: I just ended a four year relationship.

Rich: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Jane: Hmm? Oh yah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Kurt and Allie fighting in the background*

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

[Rhys is strapped to a bomb]

Fiona: We're gonna stay here, we're gonna figure this out, and you're just gonna keep it together, okay? Rhys: I always thought we'd all end up together. All of us. Like some really good looking modern family. Rhys: I didn't mean all that stuff I said. Vaughn, Yvette, I love you. Rhys: And, Fiona, Sasha, bots, I love you, too. Rhys: And August... is also here. August: I am.

[goblinchild-theone]

Sui: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Hawk:

Hawk: Sui, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Sui: *Sips coffee from bowl*