#admin: SMARTHILY

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John: Kiss, marry, kill: Donovan, Anderson, Molly.

Sherlock: Kill Donovan, kill Anderson...

Sherlock:

Sherlock: Marry Molly.

Sherlock: *looks at Molly with intention*

Molly: Yes.

John: *whispers* What the heck just happened?

Lestrade: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.

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Molly: You know, Sherlock, I’m glad that we’re just keeping our anniversary simple this year.

Sherlock: Hahaha, me too! *frantically waves off marching band*

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Sherlock: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Molly:

Molly: Good.

Sherlock: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER, do it again.

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Molly, to herself: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a little crush.

Sherlock: Hello, Molly.

Molly, under her breath: I love you.

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Mycroft: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

John: I sleep with a gun.

Sherlock: You’re both pathetic.

John: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Sherlock: Molly.

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Molly: *texting Sherlock after the boys had a night out* I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Sherlock: Alive.

Molly: Not in jail?

Sherlock: *read 3:46 AM*

Molly: SHERLOCK ?!

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[Valentine's day]

Molly: [reading Sherlock's text] Sherlock just said he's going to give me 131 minutes of pleasure tonight.

Meena: Oh wow.

[later watching Die Hard]

Sherlock: You look disappointed.

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Molly: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Sherlock: I got a solid eight minutes.

Sherlock: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Donovan: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Sherlock Holmes’ support group, where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that asshole.

Anderson: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Molly: Umm, so I may have misunderstood-

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*watching a singing competition on TV*

Sherlock: I could do that.

Molly: Sing?

Sherlock: Judge people.

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Sherlock (after Sherrinford): OH SO I’M JUST SUPPOSED TO ENJOY GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME?! INSTEAD OF LIVING IN FEAR THAT THEY’LL TURN TO DUST IN MY HANDS?!

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Meena: Crushes are the worst.

Molly: Yeah. Whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start being clumsy.

Sherlock: You’re always being clumsy.

Molly: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Sherlock: I can't sleep.

Molly: Maybe that's because you slept all day.

Sherlock: It was just a short nap.

Molly: A short nap isn't eight hours long.

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In bed

Molly: *I want to be cuddled. Time to press my butt against him.*

(moves to do so)

Molly: *Doesn't seem to be working. Must press on.*

(shifts closer to Sherlock, who's already on the edge of the bed)

Molly: *CUDDLE MEE!!*

Sherlock: You're pushing me off the bed again.

Molly: Quick, grab me for safety.

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Sherlock: Guys, I need your help.

Mary: Love help?

Lestrade: Legal help?

John: Emotional help?

Molly: Help moving a body?

Everyone else: *looks at Molly*

Molly: ...What?

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Sherlock: On a scale of one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-

Molly: At least a twenty.