#blimmed

[whyisstarkidfollowingmeshoo]

Hey guys, I invented a new word.

Blump: a noun that means when a Jeff Blim fan or any person on the internet or in real life will dump facts or anything about Jeff Blim (a well known composer and actor famously connected with StarKid) all at once.

Plural: Blumps

Verb: Blumping.

Also means when Jeff Blim takes a dump (I'm so sorry)

Oh, since a couple of accounts asked about that anon confession in @starcanwrecked-confessions that inquired if there are other tumblr accounts (some even shared that a few SK members follow them on IG) that are followed by the offiical StarKid account or a SK member.

Hi, it's me, Anon.

If you fancy some blumps like @the-real-team-starkid (as of now they still follow me unless I start posting "wallets coz Jeff" posts then they'll probably get sick of me) do, consider following me.

I swear, they followed me after I posted the Amazin' Blue post hahha. I wonder which post made them decide or they thought this blog is just a whole encyclopedia of Jeff facts and history, especially his past theater career and his livestreams.

Like to thank everyone before me who collected and documented a lot of Jeff media for me to enjoy which most of them I've included in Jeff's main wikia fandom page. U know who u peips are.

Oh, Plan B means Plan Blim hahhahahaha

[conman167936]

[hgedits]

[screenshotsonpinterest]

If Jeff Blim didn’t want me to summon the lords in black he shouldn’t have made the chant to summon them so fucking catchy

[booigi-boi]

Some Starkid villains for the spooky season

close up under cut

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

this workin boys scene has been on my mind for far too long

[hwntinguuu]

i was stalking starkids instagram and this made me laugh so i wanted to share it. those crazy eyes tho

[dailydoseofmariahrosefaith]

Daily dose of Mariah #48 featuring a bonus dose of Curt and Jeff

[mimuduz]

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

[godsiero]

i’m literally shaking, crying, and throwing up for everybody to read this if you even care a little bit about nerdy prudes must die

you guys, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, when you are making your npmd song rankings and doing your commentary i am BEGGING YOU to LISTEN to the music underscoring lauren lopez when she’s singing her face off in “just for once.”

i CANNOT watch ONE MORE video where somebody brings up the “cool as i think i am” motif coming back up during “nerdy prudes must die,” “if i loved you reprise,” and “dirty dudes must die” AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT IT IS ALSO IN “JUST FOR ONCE” BECAUSE JEFF BLIM IS A SNEAKY BASTARD AND HE DECIDED TO UNDERSCORE RUTH SCREAMING HER DREAMS WITH HER WHOLE CHEST WITH THE SAME FUCKING MOTIF.

go listen to “just for once” again, and when lauren lopez gets on her knees in the climax of the song and starts absolutely devouring her three just for once’s, during that build and build and build, THE MOTIF WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE OF “if i can finally be cool i will know that i’m not a loser” IS FUCKING PLAYING.

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!! I AM ON MY KNEES SHAKING!!

AND ANOTHER THING

THE MOTIF SHOWS UP WHEN YOU THINK SOMEBODY IS ABOUT TO DIE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO COME UP WHEN SOMEBODY HAS THE POTENTIAL OF DYING. THEY DO NOT HAVE TO DIE. BUT AFTER MAX DIES THE MOTIF RETURNS EVERY TIME THEY WANT YOU TO THINK SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN RICHIE DOES DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN RUTH DOES DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN WE THINK PETE IS ABOUT TO DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN GRACE IS ABOUT TO KILL JASON. PLEASE.

[rockrosethistle]

my favourite physical gag in any Hatchetfield show ever is in 'What Do You Want, Paul?' when Mr. Davidson mimes the outline of a woman but doesn't stop at two curves and in fact keeps drawing curves all the way to the floor.

I just know he would've kept going if the floor wasnt there. Infinite curves. The ideal woman is actually just a really tall snowman

[wordsfail]

Chad's not going to be happy, Henry. Not happy at all. He's stuck at the office, but he's on his way. Should be here around… five-o-clock. There's still time, Henry. Time to turn it around and save the show. You know how, Henry. You've always known. Do it, Henry. For Chad.

[automaticheartcrusade]

People moved on from this WAY too fast like James, Curt and Jeff ATE.

[isogenderskitty]

this is destroying me rn in so many ways

[daisey14]

jon: COME. FIND ME AS THE CURTAINS PART.......

jeff: oh, god.

jon: FOR ADVENTURE!!!!

jeff: ohhh. yeah. alright :D