#bless the dub

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God, I forgot how savage Episode 18 is of VRAINS.

Ai: Aww, daddy only bought you 1 pony instead of 6?

Akira: How about no ponies?! And no families, either.

10 seconds silence

Ai: Do you think I crossed the line?

Playmaker: Yeah, probably.

[tea-cat-arts]

The childbearing pills haunt me and raise so many questions

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Qi Rong saying 'Was he blinded by your holy light, or was it some other holy part of you?' will never not be iconic.

[the-angst-chronicles-fanworks]

Omega Eddie always hates having to take his bedding and nesting material to the laundromat after his heats. It’s not just embarrassing, the looks he gets from the Alphas that are in there sometimes puts him on edge.

When Steve and Eddie start hanging out and Steve finds out about this, he of course offers for Eddie to bring the stuff over to his place and do it there.

But it’s not just good intentions, Steve really wants to smell the slick-soaked sheets as Eddie drags them to the laundry room, and see the pretty pink flush on his cheeks. And from time to time if Eddie has to leave his stuff in the wash and leave, and Steve goes to retrieve an item so he can bury his nose into it and jerk off… well, who’s the wiser?

Eddie kind of has an inkling, think. Not to the extent of what Steve’s doing… but, well, he gets the same look and smell of those Alphas at the laundromat. It’s Steve, though, so Eddie’s more than okay with it. He’s had a thing for Steve for a while. But he assumes it’s just an Alpha reaction to omega slick, not that Steve has a thing for him specifically.

Still, the idea of Steve getting horny because of Eddie is hot as shit. So maybe Eddie “accidentally” drops a pair of slick-soaked briefs for Steve to find here and there, or gets himself just worked up enough before visiting Steve for Steve to smell it on him.

It drives Steve absolutely crazy. He’s jerked off more since he’s met Eddie than in the rest of his life, probably. Soon, Steve starts coating shit in his scent for Eddie to put in his nest, because the idea is Eddie being surrounded by his scent while working himself through his heat gets Steve all worked up too.

Until eventually Steve starts leaving his clothes and stuff coated in his scent with Eddie even when Eddie’s not in heat. (Eddie absolutely uses them to get himself off sometimes). And Eddie returns the favour, leaving stuff over at Steve’s place too. Way more than just normal pack scenting on both their parts.

At some point, the party just start assuming they’ve gotten into a relationship because they smell like each other literally all the time. They don’t even realize until Robin congratulates them on their one-year, and they’re like… “oh” . Because yeah, they’ve been leaving their scent all over each other for a while, to the point where anyone smelling them would think “taken”.

So they finally get on the same page and then go to Eddie’s trailer and have the sloppiest anniversary sex. And then do it again the next day in Steve’s bed while Eddie’s sheets are in the wash.

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

"Did you blind him with your holy light or was it some other holy part of you?!"

Xie Lian scoffs, looking down at Qi Rong with an air of placid arrogance. "I'm working on that."

And with that, the place falls uncharacteristically quiet.

Hua Cheng's eye widens, even Qi Rong stares incredulously, too shocked to even be amused, or disgusted or anything - he just gapes at his long lost cousin and the debauched words he just said.

And it is only then that Xie Lian realizes what slipped out of his mouth.

He looks at Hua Cheng for a moment, pure panic in his features, flushed as red as the other's robes.

"San Lang, I...uh... didn't mean that?"

Hua Cheng's stunned expression turns to disappointment before he can mask it. "...you didn't?"

"Uh...w-well...i..."

(He did.)

"Can we just get back to talking about how my parents died please?" Lang Qinqiu intervenes, rolling his eyes. "I do not want to know what my teacher's inclinations are!"

Qi Rong bursts into laughter so loud he almost pops a vein.

Xie Lian wishes he did.

Then canon proceeds as usual.

[biboomerangboi]

No one in dubbing history has ever put this much pussy into playing a gay little man like James Cheek is. Every single line he says to Xie Lian sounds like he’s draped naked on a piano like that scene in Pretty Woman.

[cowcat44]

"CMONNNNN!!"

How can people not love him?!💀🤣

[shininas-ideals]

Wise words from a wise boy (I'm talking about Chuuya, ofc)

[romana-after-dark]

“Blessed be the fruit”

“May the lord open”

The Handmaids Tale AU

Commander!Joel Miller x Darkish!Handmaid!Reader

Summary: A few decades into Gilead’s conception, you head into your first posting as a handmaid after an affair with a guardian landed you in trouble. Determined to keep your head low in order to keep your son safe, you take on the moniker of OfJoel. Commander Miller has very little to do with you and mrs. Miller regards you with disgust, however you find solace in an unlikely friendship with Commander Miller’s daughter from a handmaid 14 years ago, Ellie who just got done with wives school. You and your friend, Ofthomas start teacher her and her friend Reilly under her mothers nose. Slowly, Commander Miller begins spending time with you and you begin to learn more about the man he was before and an affair begins outside the confines of the ceremony. Although initially you go along with it out if survival, you find yourself falling for the version of Joel you saw in these late night rendezvous.

Which Joel is really him, and how will he react when his own daughters secrets are revealed?

Content and Warnings: DARK JOEL! DUB CON!

Although no violent rape happens like in TWW, reader is under systemic misogyny and a society of ritualized sex abuse. Everything other than the violent rape scenes, everything that happen in either The Handmaids Tale book or show are liable to happen here including but not limited to discussion of rape, child abuse, child marriage, ritualized sexual abuse, sexual abuse in general, acts of violence, major character deaths, mentions of miscarriage but never shown and never pregnancies we know of. Big ole homophobia warning, specifically in regards to lesbophobia. As for Joel, PIV sex, breeding kink, degrading (slut, whore etc but thing like Raider!joel) forced breeding and breeding kink, power dynamics, Joel is not the good guy but he’s also not the worst, slightly rough sex but not violent. Cucking, reader cucks joel's wife, is dark, participates in non con.

Warnings are liable to be added as the story goes but I’ll always update. As always if I miss something please tell me, but i extensively label my warnings and in the end media consumption is your own choice. If you would like to know if this is a happy ending or not you can message me and I’ll tell you that way I don’t spoil for everyone but you can decide if this is for you.

Immersability: Reader has long hair, can conceive children theoretically. At one point, she has to pose as Ellie's mother and I know this can be loaded in terms of skin tone. I am no genetics expert but I know dark skinned parents can have white passing children, like Lional Richie and Nicle Richie. It's up to you to see if this is going to take you out of the story or not.

Undecided amount of chapters

Chapter 1: You meet your first commander, his family, and your new walking partner

Chapter 2: Your first ceremony, and you see something you aren’t supposed to.

Chapter 3: Everything is not as it seems in either Miller household.

Chapter 4: it’s smut.

Flashback Bonus Chapter: Insight into Tommy, Angela, and Joel's relationship.

Chapter 5: Joel takes you somewhere special. Tommy is involved.

Bonus Chapter: Tommy and Angela

Chapter 6: Gina gets what’s coming.

Chapter 7: Tommy, Joel, OfJoel and Angela explore

Finale (part 1): Ellie gets caught.

Finale (Part 2): Joel fixes it

If you are interested, please comment or say so in a Reblog! Rebloging a masterlist is super helpful to get a series off the ground well!

Thank you so much for your support!

[bapydemonprincess]

"I WANT WHAT BIG BEN WOULD WEAR IF BIG BEN EVER WORE A HAT!!!"

"Just a straw hat, please."

[mushroomgrenade]

Listen I've been shella busy with @prophecies-untold, but here, please have a haha funny.

Thank you @olibensstuff for letting me be goofy

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I was rewatching Vrains, on EP 22, and god I love the dub.

Yusaku: Don't touch me with that elbow.

Ai: How about the other elbow?

Kolter: Now, behave children.

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

In the unlikely event that we ever get a very censored version of The Coffin Scene in the donghua wherein Xie Lian is just kind of socially anxious about being crammed in a sardine tin, I rest easy knowing that James Cheek and Howard Wang will come along later and turn Xie Lian's inner monologue into a flustered string of "What is happening? Is that...moving? No no no, not now not now!" and James will have just the right panicked hitch in his voice on "Don't move!" and all will be right with the world. 😇

[hualianschild]

[yumemiruuuu]

the tgcf brainrot just keeps on brainrotting 😇

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

The tgcf dub made hua cheng sound like he has at least one of these ~ at the end of every sentence