#blep listens

[blep-23]

Okay, so it actually takes place in Connecticut. I was fucking duped by Seth. The little shit.

[ghastigiggles]

get yoinked idiot

[corcnaiism]

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . . . . ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ! ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ? ╰─▸ ❝ @[MABEL PINES] 　　 ❝ @[STANLEY PINES] 　　 ❝ @[DIPPER PINES] 　　 ❝ @[STANFORD PINES] Volume: ■■■■■□□□

[albobeati7]

Rock on lil biker boy

Trying something new for a response on my askblog! Won’t do all of them like this, but I wanna try something outta my comfort zone!

I’m HOPING i can finish this ask for tomorrow but HAVE A WIP BABY RN!

[binch-i-might-be]

blep blep blep blep 👅

[hellfyri]

My new favorite genre of music is women screaming (see: Arch Enemy, Infected Rain, Frantic Amber, Synlakross, etc.). There’s just something attractive about women who sound like they want to bite my head off.

[orcelito]

Ykno sometimes trauma is in the stupid little things no one thinks about being traumatic. The little things that take you back, make a funny little video remind you of one of the most painful nights of your life

And you can't fault anybody for that. Not even yourself for looking at it. So you're just like. Sitting here & contemplating this bitch we call life

[loboiism]

sean.mp3

[zionanelequaso]

modify and fleshcousin are getting mad at each other what do I even do

[igotmyhashpipee]

I don't know im so bored

[blep-23]

Oh! Patton’s insane. That’s nice to know. I think they’re related to you, Kendra. Will you have some of the insanity in your later years?

[leatherbookmark]

li di does a cute little hop to get on that carriage... kawaii

it's all there in this one shot: he's so tall. has a RIDICULOUS bwh ratio. and his outfit is very cute as well. and also

KGFKJSFHG THE MONEY'S SO BRIGHT HE SQUINTS. THIS SHOW IS A C

[theladypeartree]

the Snek Blep

headcanon that zzl occasionally does bleps like snakes do but he does that subconsciously and is absolutely clueless and unaware

[nagiseishirro]

— "would you still love me if i were a worm?"

with: nagi seishiro, mikage reo, itoshi rin.

warnings: can be read as unestablished or established relationship, ending can be interpreted as suggestive or fluff in nagi's, WHY IS SUBCONSCIENCE NOT A WORD, probably ooc reo & rin, gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned).

"bolded dialogue" = their dialogue.

"unbolded dialogue" = your dialogue.

SEISHIRO NAGI:

"sei," you hummed.

it's a hum nagi wouldn't mind drowning in—which is rare; he's usually on auto-deafen mode when in or near a crowd.

...scratch that, he's barely listening when it's just one person alone.

but you? he clings and hangs onto every syllable that strums out your vocal chords—your words don't even need to past your lips for them to be drilled deep into his subconscience.

"mm?" he responds back, pupils flicking between yours and his burning blue screen.

"would you still love me if i were a worm?" you casually let out, as if it didn't burn an arrow through his noggin.

"...(name), is this another one of those pranks where you record my answer and post it online?" as skeptical as he wanted to be, he gave in and answered your dumb (,but oddly adorable to him) question anyway. "yeah, i would." his eyes darted back to his phone, but he wasn't fixated on the screen anymore. "i'll let you catch a ride on my phone. then i can look at you and the game at the same time."

"can't you do that right now?" a feigned tease couldn't help but come out your mouth. "you're a bit too big to fit on my phone." nagi pouts.

"not too big for you though, right?"

REO MIKAGE:

"reo, would you still love me if i were a worm?"

"soil? manure? dead leaves? food scraps? vacuum dust and hair? you want it, you got it." reo stuck a tongue out, accompanying it with a solid wink.

...confused, you let out a "...what?", but you're not actually expecting a real answer. "i researched on that question in case you'd ask that." he bleps.

"whatever, it doesn't matter. i'm not turning into a worm any time soon." if anything, you're more deflated at your semi-failed attempt to confuse slash fluster reo—it was a total backfire. "what's manure anyway?"

"feces." you nearly choked on air. "for the record, i am not eating shit."

"eat shit. ;P"

ALTERNATE/BONUS ENDING:

"feces." you nearly choked on air. "for the record, i am not eating shit."

"you're right, 'cause 'm taking you out to dinner tonight! meet me at six, first hotel after the right turn, black lamborghini with the pink laces, dress in whatever—you look good in anything."

ITOSHI RIN:

"would you still love me if i was a worm?" you chirped directly into his ear.

he wasn't replying, perhaps he didn't hear you?

"would you still lo—" "i heard you the first time." rin groused quietly in a lighter level of monotony—the level it always came to when his presence was met with yours.

"great! so, would you still—"

"no." he simply answered, fiddling with the folds of his freshly tumble-dried uniform. "what!? why not?!" you fake whined, and rin knew all too well about your antics—that didn't stop him from falling in them, though.

"i'm not a worm. you wouldn't be out gardening and going, "wow, love at first sight" to a worm you spot crawling on your rake." and all you got from that was,

"...so, you'd love me if you were a worm?"

rin wanted to facepalm so hard at that cue—and he did, mentally. more so at the fact that his first thought was 'absolutely', instead of 'you're ridiculous', or 'hell no', or 'seriously?'' or—

"would you still love me if i were a wor—" "yeah, yeah. i would."

"see? that's all you had to say." you chimed, a smile plastered across your face stretching from ear to ear; whether it be a teasing smile, or just a genuinely happy one.

rin had to force himself to pry his face away from your field of view, since coercing his blush down was and never will be in the option list.

"also, its 'would you still love me if i were a worm'."

[hellfyri]

Screw it, posting art to tumblr again because I really like this piece