#blep listens

[blep-23]

Okay, so it actually takes place in Connecticut. I was fucking duped by Seth. The little shit.

[ghastigiggles]

get yoinked idiot

[corcnaiism]

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . . . . ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ! ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ? ╰─▸ ❝ @[MABEL PINES] 　　 ❝ @[STANLEY PINES] 　　 ❝ @[DIPPER PINES] 　　 ❝ @[STANFORD PINES] Volume: ■■■■■□□□

[zionanelequaso]

I love korn

[binch-i-might-be]

blep blep blep blep 👅

[hellfyri]

My new favorite genre of music is women screaming (see: Arch Enemy, Infected Rain, Frantic Amber, Synlakross, etc.). There’s just something attractive about women who sound like they want to bite my head off.

[orcelito]

Ykno sometimes trauma is in the stupid little things no one thinks about being traumatic. The little things that take you back, make a funny little video remind you of one of the most painful nights of your life

And you can't fault anybody for that. Not even yourself for looking at it. So you're just like. Sitting here & contemplating this bitch we call life

[miss-rum-hee]

Nana Mizuki's music is so fucking good. If they ever make a Rosario+ Vampire reboot they should get her back.

[loboiism]

sean.mp3

[igotmyhashpipee]

I don't know im so bored

[leatherbookmark]

li di does a cute little hop to get on that carriage... kawaii

it's all there in this one shot: he's so tall. has a RIDICULOUS bwh ratio. and his outfit is very cute as well. and also

KGFKJSFHG THE MONEY'S SO BRIGHT HE SQUINTS. THIS SHOW IS A C

[blep-23]

Oh! Patton’s insane. That’s nice to know. I think they’re related to you, Kendra. Will you have some of the insanity in your later years?

[nagiseishirro]

— "would you still love me if i were a worm?"

with: nagi seishiro, mikage reo, itoshi rin.

warnings: can be read as unestablished or established relationship, ending can be interpreted as suggestive or fluff in nagi's, WHY IS SUBCONSCIENCE NOT A WORD, probably ooc reo & rin, gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned).

"bolded dialogue" = their dialogue.

"unbolded dialogue" = your dialogue.

SEISHIRO NAGI:

"sei," you hummed.

it's a hum nagi wouldn't mind drowning in—which is rare; he's usually on auto-deafen mode when in or near a crowd.

...scratch that, he's barely listening when it's just one person alone.

but you? he clings and hangs onto every syllable that strums out your vocal chords—your words don't even need to past your lips for them to be drilled deep into his subconscience.

"mm?" he responds back, pupils flicking between yours and his burning blue screen.

"would you still love me if i were a worm?" you casually let out, as if it didn't burn an arrow through his noggin.

"...(name), is this another one of those pranks where you record my answer and post it online?" as skeptical as he wanted to be, he gave in and answered your dumb (,but oddly adorable to him) question anyway. "yeah, i would." his eyes darted back to his phone, but he wasn't fixated on the screen anymore. "i'll let you catch a ride on my phone. then i can look at you and the game at the same time."

"can't you do that right now?" a feigned tease couldn't help but come out your mouth. "you're a bit too big to fit on my phone." nagi pouts.

"not too big for you though, right?"

REO MIKAGE:

"reo, would you still love me if i were a worm?"

"soil? manure? dead leaves? food scraps? vacuum dust and hair? you want it, you got it." reo stuck a tongue out, accompanying it with a solid wink.

...confused, you let out a "...what?", but you're not actually expecting a real answer. "i researched on that question in case you'd ask that." he bleps.

"whatever, it doesn't matter. i'm not turning into a worm any time soon." if anything, you're more deflated at your semi-failed attempt to confuse slash fluster reo—it was a total backfire. "what's manure anyway?"

"feces." you nearly choked on air. "for the record, i am not eating shit."

"eat shit. ;P"

ALTERNATE/BONUS ENDING:

"feces." you nearly choked on air. "for the record, i am not eating shit."

"you're right, 'cause 'm taking you out to dinner tonight! meet me at six, first hotel after the right turn, black lamborghini with the pink laces, dress in whatever—you look good in anything."

ITOSHI RIN:

"would you still love me if i was a worm?" you chirped directly into his ear.

he wasn't replying, perhaps he didn't hear you?

"would you still lo—" "i heard you the first time." rin groused quietly in a lighter level of monotony—the level it always came to when his presence was met with yours.

"great! so, would you still—"

"no." he simply answered, fiddling with the folds of his freshly tumble-dried uniform. "what!? why not?!" you fake whined, and rin knew all too well about your antics—that didn't stop him from falling in them, though.

"i'm not a worm. you wouldn't be out gardening and going, "wow, love at first sight" to a worm you spot crawling on your rake." and all you got from that was,

"...so, you'd love me if you were a worm?"

rin wanted to facepalm so hard at that cue—and he did, mentally. more so at the fact that his first thought was 'absolutely', instead of 'you're ridiculous', or 'hell no', or 'seriously?'' or—

"would you still love me if i were a wor—" "yeah, yeah. i would."

"see? that's all you had to say." you chimed, a smile plastered across your face stretching from ear to ear; whether it be a teasing smile, or just a genuinely happy one.

rin had to force himself to pry his face away from your field of view, since coercing his blush down was and never will be in the option list.

"also, its 'would you still love me if i were a worm'."

[zionanelequaso]

IM SO HAPPY A-HA HAPPY GO LUCKY ME :3!!!!

[hellfyri]

Screw it, posting art to tumblr again because I really like this piece

[dragon-ascent]

Imagine Chonkli as a Pokemon. Tiny, fluffy, cute--the perfect starter 'mon. However, he gets left behind in the professor's lab because everyone else wanted the cool Fire, Water, and Grass starters.

Nobody wants the Rock type.

Except, apparently, you. Bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, you're starting your journey as a Trainer rather late. Very late, in fact, but that's because you wanted to finish your education and higher studies before embarking on your very own journey.

He's literally the most adorable little creature ever; it's a wonder you've managed to pick him as your companion. And you should see the look on his face when you choose him--all tappy paws and wiggly tail, eager to join you.

This lil guy is way too sweet to belong in a Pokeball for the better part of the day, so you let him stay outside his ball. He's quite the strong 'mon even for a starter, the thump of his tail making for a great attack in battles.

He really, really loves berries, you soon learn. After every victory in a battle, he comes bounding over to you and baps your leg, tongue lolling out for some nice berries as his treat.

It's also really neat that he's so soft and fluffy. Fluffier than even an Altaria, if you do say so yourself. It's a shame his species is so rare, but you're glad you can cuddle this little fella all night and listen to his soothing purrs.

Until one day, you're traipsing through the woods, soft little Chonkli in your arms, licking his paws, and you encounter an Ursaluna, towering over you like an angry shadow. Its eyes are glowing a sharp red, and its growls signify the black flag of danger.

You have no choice but to run, so run you do, fleeing in the opposite direction as fast as your legs can carry you. It's not enough, Ursaluna is gaining on you with thunderous footfalls of its own, getting closer and closer...you won't be able to defend yourself from its ravenous teeth and blade-like claws, and your low-level Chonkli certainly is no match for-

Chonkli hops out of your arms, and you scream as he runs towards the bigger creature...and then you watch, agape, at what unfolds.

A brilliant white light engulfs your sweet little Chonkli, expanding and elongating until...there's a long brown Dragon Pokemon coiled up on the forest floor, golden eyes ablaze, the sunlight filtering through the canopy shining down on his shimmering scales. He must be the size of a Rayquaza at least. The Ursaluna pauses in its pursuit, standing frozen.

Chonkli opens his great big maw and unleashes a terrific ball of flaming energy that beams a straight path through the air, blasting away the Ursaluna in a frenzy of light and chaos. Trees collapse; the earth shakes; the threat is gone. All around the Dragon sizzle tendrils of gilt power.

And then the white light envelops the big Dragon once more, and right there on the forest floor, is your fluffy little Chonkli. His tongue bleps out once more, tail wagging like mad. He blinks like nothing's happened.

"What the heck was that?!" you exclaim, utterly flabbergasted, after a long bout of stunned silence. Your legs feel like they're made of jelly, and you might just faint any minute now. "Chonkli, what was that?!"

Chonkli simply flicks his fluffy tail and pads over to you, purring. He just wants some berries right about now.