#bleh now I’m salty

[smolthealmighty]

[shares-a-vest]

Prompt: Salty (Discord Drabble)

Eddie, Robin and Steve as the most incompetent roommates au.

Robin thinks she might just fall right to sleep on top of her textbook when a steamy, bright red blob of tomato sauce plops onto the page. It soaks through, staining the words and blurring the printed ink.

She looks up in horror to find Eddie standing before her, grinning expectantly.

“Try,” he insists, pushing the dripping spoon closer to her.

Robin recoils.

“I thought the whole point of you preparing dinner was so I could study?”

Eddie makes a face, “That’s what I’m doing. But you need to taste test, hmm? Here comes the airplane!”

He spits out some garbled noises Robin supposes sounds like an engine as he swoops the spoon at enough of an angle that another blob flies halfway across the counter island.

Robin lunges, grabbing Eddie’s wrist before he can do any more damage.

“Fine,” she relents, tugging his hand, “Give it here.”

Still holding on, she maneuvers Eddie’s wrist, twisting it as she moves her head to get the sample in her mouth –

But when the sauce hits her tongue, Robin gags.

“Good, huh?” Eddie beams.

“Bleh – what? Ed – no!” she spits, coughing now as she pushes the offending spoon away, “Eddie, why is it so salty!”

She grabbles for her water bottle.

“I haven’t added salt yet,” Eddie defends and looks down at the spoon. 

He falls silent and heads for his recipe book. Robin glares at the back of Eddie’s head as she gulps down her water like a floundering guppy.

There’s a clamboring of jars and spices as Eddie mutters to himself, pouring over his recipe. And Robin rolls her eyes, thinking that making a spaghetti sauce surely couldn’t be this complicated.

“Oregano, olive oil, pap –,” Eddie lists off before promptly cutting himself off.

“Eddie, what did you use?” Robin asks when she comes up for air.

He sets down something and looks up but still doesn’t turn back to face her.

“... Paprika,” he very obviously lies, his hair bouncing as he talks.

Robin pinches her nose, “We really need Steve to hurry up with his night shifts.”

[ladylooch]

can I request maybe some Nico fluff. maybe some comfort too 👉👈

A/N: Thank you for this 🥰

Nico fluff may be the best fluff. This is part of the What My World Spins Around AU

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: She's drunk, fluff, mentions of male genitalia, a lil handsy- above the clothes stuff.

The key hole of mine and Nico’s apartment swirls in my vision as I attempt to stab my key in. I blink, trying to steady the circle in my line of vision. The world keeps spinning and my eyes close again. I sway into the door and giggle. 

Drunk might be an understatement for me.

The Devils ladies all went out on the town to celebrate our Bachelorette, Drey. Fully decked out in penis attire, we tossed back shots of vodka, tequila, and something else pink and sugary that I can’t remember the name of. It was entirely too much fun and alcohol. I barely made it out of the Lyft without falling on my face.

I brace my hand against the door to push off. I look down at the penis swinging from the gaudy pink necklace around my neck. I giggle again, then attempt to shove the key back in. I gasp in excited surprise when it goes in. I flip the lock and stumble through the door. I wince, noticing my disturbance of our dark and silent apartment. It’s well after 2:00am and it’s good Nico is asleep. Tomorrow is another game day.

I carefully grope my way in the dark to the kitchen counter. I settle my purse there then reach down to unzip my black ankle bootie.

“Fuc-” The whole word doesn’t make it out of my mouth before I’m falling over onto the oak floor. I clasp my hand over my mouth as giggles assault me again. Tears pool in my eyes as I gasp for breath between my fingers. My abdominal muscles crunch with tension at trying to hold the noise in.

Nico’s chuckle from above me has my eyes flying open in surprise. I release my full laughter when I see him awake. 

“I fell over.” I tell him between breathy giggles.

“I see that.” He responds, smile stretching his cheeks wide.

“I think I need help.” I croak at him, holding my foot up towards his face. He secures it in his hands, holding the heel with one and sliding the zipper down with the other. He pulls the shoe off, tossing it to the floor behind him. He releases that foot, then motions for me to put the other up. I do so silently, watching the way he looks at me. While I’m drunk on alcohol, he’s drunk on love.

All night while we celebrated Drey, I couldn’t stop the yearning for my day. I could see myself dressed in white, a cheap crown on my head and big, pink heart sunglasses pressing to my face. When it’s my turn, I want it all. I want a large cut out of Nico’s face and my favorite kind of cookies and a silky, pink sash with Future Mrs. Hischier in gold, glittery letters.

“Do you like my necklace?” I ask Nico as he tosses the other boot away. I spin the large penis around my finger, flicking my tongue out at him. Nico laughs loudly, raising his eyebrows at my suggestiveness.

“You like dicks bigger than that.” He jokes. My head falls back to the floor as I laugh loudly. 

“I do!” I exclaim as he holds his hands out for me to get up. I grip them tight and he tugs me standing. “Oh no…” I sway to the right, but Nico steadies me. My nose scrunches up and I grip his biceps hard. “The room is… spinning.” I sputter, gritting my teeth against the nausea I feel. “Bleh.”

“Yeah, the beds probably going to as well.” He tells me. “Let’s get you some water. That should help.”

He helps me to the sink then shuffles between a few cabinets and the fridge. He returns with a cup that’s fizzing and swirling with ice cubes.

“W’as this?” I murmur, bringing it to my lips anyway and taking a glug. “Oooo it’s salty.”

“There’s a Nuun in there. I’m trying to get some electrolytes back into you.” 

“That’s gonna kill my buzz.” I say, extending the cup back to him.

“Drink, baby.” He says, using his no nonsense tone. I furrow my eyebrows together sarcastically with a pout.

“Oh, Captain Serious is here now.” Nico snorts laughter at me, leaning his butt against the counter with his arms crossed over his chest.

“Yeah and he says no bed until that glass is gone.” 

I try my best, but can only get half of the glass down.

“My legs are tired.” I whine to him, trying to slide down to sit on the floor.

“Okay, okay. Let’s just go to bed.” He is laughing at me again, my pathetic nature making his sweetness accelerate. His hands wrap around my body, pulling me tight to him. His lips hover over mine as he takes my necklaces off along with the feathered boa I forgot I was wearing. As he sets them on the counter, I feel a tug of uncertainty.

“You’re gonna marry me right?” I whisper against his lips when he leans down to kiss me. I hang from his shoulders like a baby chimp. Nico pulls back so he can see my full face. His strong hands squeeze my back ribs assuringly then slide down to tuck in the back pockets of my jeans.

“Yes, baby. I’m going to marry you.” He presses our lips together again.

“Right now?”

“No sweets. I want you sober when I promise forever with you.” He chuckles. His hands glide to lift me by the backs of my thighs.

“That is soooo sweet.” I sigh to him, resting my cheek on his shoulder. His assurance has a happy bubble building in my chest. I burrow my nose into his neck, enjoying the way his stubble tickles my skin.

We get to bed and he begins to undress me. Soft kisses are placed all along my body. First on my shoulder, then on my chest, followed by my thighs and calves. My skin buzzes from the connection. I watch with burdensome lids as he replaces my bachelorette clothes with pajamas.

“Touch me.” I ask him, biting my lip as he slides his large t-shirt over my shoulders. His thumbs come up, circling my nipples twice before pulling the hem all the way down. He’s too much of a gentleman to take it any further. He pulls the comforter back on my side. I crawl my way slowly up, settling against my pillow to wait for him. 

When he slides into bed with me, I snuggle up close to his side, curling my knees up into a comfort cocoon with him. My hand wanders down to the tie on his pants, fiddling with it.

“Tomorrow, love.” He murmurs to me, lacing our fingers together and moving them to rest on his chest beside my head.

“I think you’re too good for me.” I whisper to him, eyes lazily blinking as sleep begin to call for me. “I don’t ever want to lose you.”

“Me either.” His eyes don’t even open as he speaks to me. He’s so sure, holding his forever. I grin, pressing my lips to his pec over his shirt. When I place my cheek on top of my kiss, his hand comes to stroke at my scalp. His fingers weave their way between my now sloppy curls, massaging me into a deep, drunken sleep.

[blue-disco-lights]

🚄 w e e k ly 🌊 t a g ✨w e d n e s d a y ✈️

Thank you @deedala for putting it together this week! and thanks for the tags @energievie, @creepkinginc, @sam-loves-seb, @lingy910y @michellemisfit @mybrainismelted

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Name: Julia (or Julia Gulia if you love to quote The Wedding Singer)

Age: if everyone’s doing it… double Nosho plus maybe one more

Location: Pacific Time!

we're going on a trip!!

📍where are we going? Japan (and then I change my departure ticket and just stay backpacking across Asia)

📍whats the weather like there right now? Whatever it usually is when the Cherry Blossom Festival is happening (I think it's soon! so spring?) 

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? Fairly light - I know no matter what I pack, I’ll end up wearing the same 2 outfits on rotation 

📍are we taking a plane or a train? Flying (first class, of course, because I make the rules here, right?)

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? For a long trip like that, overnight (whether i’ll be able to sleep is a whole other story)

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? so i remember to come home...

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? a whatever they have Starbucks latte, extra hot because I can’t let it get lukewarm while I wait to board - bleh

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? On time, i never trust traffic getting to the airport (which is quite nice, so i don't mind wandering around)

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? joining the aisle team - just like the movie theater, i hate climbing over people to go to the restroom!

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? a 12+ hour flight and my 100+ open fic tabs and library books on my phone are all glaring at me… so read til my eyes burn/head spins, and then watch a movie

📍what are you reading/watching? let's go with whatever romcom they have on deck in the movie section

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? If they make you use your phone on the entertainment system, wireless - if it’s fancy and i get a screen, whatever headphones they give me

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? reeeeally try to nap, but i’m terrible at those

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? both?  I’ll take both! but also will need water with those salty ones 

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? i’m pretty much ready to explore the minute i get off the plane. i’m too curious to sit still

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! the jasmin green milk tea boba i’m drinking BELOW

Thank you @michellemisfit @mybrainismelted and @creepkinginc for tagging me in this Pic Crew!

For the record I haven't worn overalls since college, but it's the first outfit i gravitate to in these!

Care to travel and pic crew today? Both or just one your choice! 🪄 @sweetperversiongirl @palepinkgoat @gembu-tortuesouscafeine @jrooc @metalheadmickey @steorie @callivich @darlingian @thepupperino @deathclassic @heymrspatel @crossmydna @gallawitchxx @sweetbee78 @francesrose3 @deathclassic @jessieoneday @krysmiss @ian-galagher @bawlbrayker @ifallonblackdays @vintagelacerosette @stocious @look-i-love-u @mmmichyyy @rereadanon @sleepyfacetoughguy @heymacy @ms-moonlight-inn @suzy-queued

And everyone who sees this post!

[vulpes-fennec]

@elainweekofficial - Day 6

I would like to see Elain traveling somewhere in her story! So here's a moodboard of her traveling to the continent (read below the cut for a short snippet)

Tomorrow I leave for the Continent. I am pretty nervous, mostly because I’ll be making the journey with Lucien Vanserra, Jurian, and Vassa. I barely know Jurian and Vassa. And let’s not get started on my “relationship” with Lucien.

It’s springtime, which means the tulip fields will be in full bloom. The prospect of facing Koschei, however, taints my excitement for travel. The death lord awakens, and we hope to free Vassa before he calls her back for good. I’m keeping a travel journal…for fun. But if we die, I suppose this will be a record of our last days for Feyre and Nesta to read.

Everybody keeps clamoring me for any visions pertaining to the mission, and all I have to offer are nonsensical flashes and snippets. I don’t think we will die…but what if that is just my wishful thinking interfering with my intuition?

***

We are traveling the old fashioned way, by ship. The sea breeze is salty and strong, and I could stare at the mesmerizing little waves forever. I also saw my first pod of dolphins today, and they are so intelligent and beautiful!

Vassa and I have become fast friends, surprisingly. I suppose having Jurian to tease makes bonding easier. Jurian is a little weird, but if the Inner Circle trusts him to take care of me (after all that happened with the Cauldron, really?) then I hope he will be alright. I sense some strange tension between him and Vassa…

So far barely any interactions with Lucien. The only close contact we’ve had was when he put a glamour on me. Oh, I forgot to mention we are traveling incognito as humans! 

***

Horses! My horse is called Freyda, and she is the sweetest horse I’ve ever met. With all the winnowing that happens in Prythian and walking in Velaris, I’ve forgotten just how much I’ve enjoyed riding horseback. 

The countryside is particularly beautiful, too. We are technically traveling along the coast, as far from Koschei’s reach as possible. The seaside cliffs are a stunning verdant green, the sky a warm blue. So far I have identified four new flower species that we don’t get in Velaris. 

We are also CAMPING. I was excited at first, but then discovered how uncomfortable sleeping on the ground can be. I don’t want to request an extra cushion—what if the others think me spoiled and soft? 

Did I mention that Jurian and Vassa are definitely together? I found that out in the worst way possible by stumbling upon them having sex in the woods (a “quickie” as Nesta likes to say). I was so embarrassed! Thank Cauldron I did not see anything incriminating. Lucien says that someone can now understand how he feels. Apparently, Jurian and Vassa were not very discreet in the Band of Exiles’ Manor. 

I’m trying to remain a cordial distance from my mate (bleh). Greeting him in the morning, assisting with camp duties, answering his questions, but nothing more. 

***

Why did no one tell me that Lucien could catch fish with his bare hands?!? We camped near a small stream yesterday and were hungering for more than just dry rations. So he caught a rainbow trout for each of us…and I’ll admit he looked a bit dashing with his pants rolled off, shirt off (why did no one tell me that Lucien had MUSCLES), and long hair tied up.

I hope he does not find this travel journal…

[giggly-squiggily]

Lee takemichi and ler hina pleaseee

Oh dang- it's been a hot minute since I've written for TR! God I miss it (and I'm lowkey salty at Crunchyroll for taking season 2 off it like COME ON!) I've gotcha covered, anon! :D

Cloud 9 (Taglist Peeps):

@myreygn @duckymcdoorknob @baby-tickles2022 @cupcake-spice13

“Takemichi…”

Her voice, gentle and sweet. It sounded so far and so close at the same time.

“Takemichi…wake up…Takemichi…”

He could see her still- hair so soft and pink he imagined it was made of feathers. Honey colored eyes so big and expressive she could never hide her feelings. And that sweet precious smile, one she always had on for him.

“Takemichi…”

He didn’t want to wake up. He just wanted to stay this way, her soft voice in his head and the happiest version of herself as his view.

“Takemichi!”

His eyes shot open, the smell of cherry blossom  lotion hitting his nose. His head was resting against something soft and warm- a pillow maybe? He reached up to find…skin.

Skin?

“Hey there- had a nice nap?” Hinata smiled down at him, her head upside down as her hair pulled over her shoulder. His soft pillow turned out to be her lap, her fingers working through the thick tufts of black hair. “You fell asleep so quickly- it must have been a difficult week, huh?”

“I...Hina…” He breathed, eyes welling with tears as he smiled. God- he could never get over her.

“Hm? What’s wrong?” She didn’t seem too alarmed at his tears. Her thumb brushed beneath his cheek, wiping it away as it dripped.

“Nothing…I just had a bad dream, that’s all.” He closed his eyes, taking a shaky breath. Please, he begged whomever was listening. Please let this be real.

“Want to talk about it?” Her hands went back to combing through his hair, sending pleasant shivers down his spine. When he shook his head, she paused, considering. “Do you…want me to help you feel better?”

“What do you have in mind?” Takemichi looked up at her, his eyes falling to pretty pink lips. Oh, he’d love a kiss right now…

“I’m thinking..of tickling you!” She cried, the hands in his hair shooting to his neck, gently kneading the skin. Takemichi let out a squawk of laughter, feet kicking and giggles breaking out of his mouth before he could argue. “Take this!”

“Ahehahahahhha! H-Hihiihna, plehahhahhahase!” Takemichi tried scrunching up, but her fingers were already at the sensitive spots along his pulse point, just barely scratching. “Ahehahahahaha I’m nhohohoohohoht ehehehven that tihihihicklish!”

“Sure you’re not. That's why you’re laughing so much, right?” Her hands dropped to his sides, kneading them softly. “Oo, bad spot?”

“AH!” Takemichi tried rolling away, but he was trapped. No matter which way he turned, her hands followed, squeezing his sides and tasering his ribs. When she poked at his belly, he squealed, trying and failing to flip over. “Pleahhahahahahhhahase!”

“Please what?”

“Stahhahahahahap!”

“Stop…?”

“Tihihihiihhickling mehehehehehhe!”

“Keep tickling you? Okay!” She giggled, scritching along the soft parts of his belly. “You’re so cute, Takemichi! I could listen to you giggle like this forever!”

“Ahehahahhahahahah, buuhuhuhuhut I’ll dihihihihiihe!” He cried, cheeks bright pink as tears of mirth blurred his vision.

“Don’t worry, I’ll save you! I’ll kiss you back to life! Just like this!” Her tickles came to an end as she leaned down, pressing a gentle peck to his forehead.

“Aehehehe…ehehehehe…bleh.” Takemichi let himself go limp, turning his head dramatically to the side. “I’m dead….”

“Hehehe! I’ll save you!” Hinata giggled as she leaned down, this time kissing his lips. Immediately he was kissing her back, reaching up and pulling her down gently. Warmth spread through every crevice in his body- it was as if he was sitting on a hill with the sunshine basking over him. And there she was- his sunshine.

“Are you alive?” She asked, brushing his cheek with her thumb.

“With you? Always.” He breathed back, placing his hand over hers. When he really looked at her, he could see the green clover necklace around her throat. “You kept it.”

“Always.” She smiled, touching it gently with her hand. “I’ll never throw it away.”

Takemichi sat up, pulling her over until she was laying in his lap. “My turn.” He teased, tapping along her ribs and earning an array of musical giggles.

Even if this was just a dream- he was just happy to be with her again.

Thanks for reading!

[wonderlandleighleigh]

86 Thoughts while watching The OC season one episode 4: The Debut

1. I love that these early episodes really focused on the Cohens+1 as a family, and established these really deep dynamics.

2. Seth is such a shitty kid and it’s so funny in these early eps. It feels more endearing than like...shitty in later episodes.

3. Ryan getting adoptedddddddddd what a good lil math nerd.

4. Anyone who thinks Ryan is a bad boy I feel like you miss the point of the character. He has terrible luck, and a bad temper, but also, he is a MATH NERD who says whole sentences with his eyes.

5. “You steal a car? You burn down a house? You beat up the captain of the water polo team?” Let’s be real, Luke won that fight. Ryan isn’t a good fighter lol.

6. Kirsten is not a hugger.

7. Brody’s little groove walk is fun.

8. Califoniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa here we cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme

9. underpants!

10. Seth rolling around on Ryan’s bed like a puppy. Sir what.

11. He doesn’t have any things.

12. Poor Ryan, he does not know how to deal with this debutante thing.

13. Peggy deserved more than two episodes, she’s so salty and I love her. Where did she go???

14. Jimmy and Sandy are such strange frenemies. Like Jimmy so clearly still has a thing for Kirsten and Sandy knows. He knows, and he knows they have to play nice (for now), but he is not thrilled. He’s a friendly dude mostly, so he’s not gonna start shit just because, but like. He knows it’s bad.

15. My big quibble with this episode is that the girls’ dresses look incredibly cheap. At least for the main three girls they could have gone higher end. Or maybe it’s just that 2003 style.

16. I know Luke is like “bleh Ryan” but I can’t help thinking of it as a lil bi panic.

17. Summer trying to bang Ryan. Ryan like “I mean she’s hot but...but...but...”

18. Ryan and Summer should have banged.

19. Like not a relationship. But just. Boning.

20. I’ve warmed up to Marissa as I’ve gotten older. She’s very sweet in these early episodes.

21. That is so much wine Sandy just poured Kirsten. SO MUCH. BRUH YOUR WIFE HAS A DRINKING PROB- we’ll talk about next season.

22. I love all the comic books just lying around as set dressing.

23. Ryan’s favorite comic is Justice Society of America, and I love that for him. It’s very classic superhero, but it’s not one of the BIG ONES.

24. Poor Kirsten, finding out about Jimmy’s dumb shit.

25. Sandy is in full lawyer mode. “We have to tell everybody this dude stole from them.”

26. I wish I liked these dresses more.

27. But god the music cues are so on point. The soundtrack for the OC is just top notch, all thees years later.

28. And ask the world to stay away please....

29. Ryan is so sweet. He just can’t say no.

30. Fucking Jimmy.

31. God damn, Julie just spending every last cent. She doesn’t ask ever about their finances. She just assumes. But Jimmy let her believe they were more than fine.

32. Jimmy is such an idiot. I wish I liked him more. He’s supposed to be charming. I love Tate Donovan. But god. That character.

33. Try to enjoy this, please! I love Peggy. Justice for Peggy.

34. The dancing. Poor Ryan.

35. Who let Adam Brody out of his feral nerd cage? Whoever it was, I’m grateful.

36. Summer is such a douche in these early episodes. Her character arc is amazing through the series. Truly. one of my favorites in TV history.

37. i still don’t quite buy Ryan and Marissa’s chemistry. Part of it is that Misha Barton is so young, and she hasn’t had time to develop as an actress. I feel like if she’d been like two years older when she played Marissa it’d hit harder.

38. Annaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. God I love Anna. Again. She has such good chemistry with Seth and Ryan. Again. Ryan should have been allowed to date Anna.  The two with the most common sense in the whole bunch together? Power couple.

39. Kirsten, stop trying to save Jimmy he doesn’t deserve it.

40. Oh Holly. I would have loved for her to get a redemption arc. Like still kind of brainless, but more mature. Less shitty. She comes back in s4 and has learned nothing.

41. Ben McKenzie eye acting choices.

42. Jimmmyyyyyyyyyyyy karma said “hey hi how ya doin”

43. Barbecutionist.

44. Marissa watching Luke’s friends and feeling just so done. Girl I get it.

45. Poor Ryan. He just wants to go home and hide in his pool house and read comic books and not deal with this dumb crap.

46. Luke’s weird toxic masculinity is pretty rough. He gets a nice redemption arc later where he just turns into a golden retriever. I love that for him.

47. Yep. There’s the JSA issue.

48. Julie really wants to be a good mother, but she puts so much importance on appearance and image and perception. And dumping all of that on her very sensitive daughter is cruel.

49. I love Julie’s eye makeup.

50. Melinda Clarke is such a heavy hitter in this series. Julie Cooper, Urban Cougar was such a thing.

51. Sandy not going either. Sandy said fuck that.

52. Again, these dresses...they’re just not...great.

53. lol Sandy and Ryan just....”Nah.” “Yeah, me neither.”

54. THE BONDING. THE VIDEO GAMES. I love this dynamic so much.

55. Sandy serving truth. “They’ve all got secrets and they’re all terrified that the guy nextdoor is gonna find them out.”

56. It’s such a sweet moment, and then “You just stabbed me again.”

57. Summerrrrrrrrrrrrr.

58. lol Anna and Seth spewing comic book stuff.

59. YOU’RE A GIRL. Bitch I have been reading comic books since 1991.

60. The birth of the Summer/Seth/Anna triangle/almost thruple.

61. I just tried to liken them to Roy/Keeley/Jamie but there is no grumpy asshole.

62. But if it were Summer/Ryan/Anna, we would have a Lasso Thruple sitch.

63. But not really.

64. Sandy is the best. I swear.

65. Jimmy and karma doin that dance.

66. Luke is, in fact, an idiot.

67. “Stop hitting a dude who didn’t actually do anything to you.” “I AM LEAVING BECAUSE YOU MAKE SENSE!” Oy.

68. Anna is so charming. I love her.

69. Julie just dislikes Ryan so damn much. Christ.

70. “Confidence, Cohen!” Ugh. So cute.

71. I love Seth/Summer but Anna/Seth was also so so fun.

72. “We’re gonna go this way.” lol

73. We don’t see Summer walk by herself. I think that was a missed opportunity.

74. Peggyyyyyyyyyy! My beloved!

75. The sweetness of this scene lasts all of three seconds before Jimmy gets slugged in his face.

76. I love that they were never afraid of the fact that Marissa was just a lil taller than Ryan. the visual works so well for the show.

77. Here we go.

78.”Bad accounting.”

79. hot damn y’all this old man fight lol.

80. Julie’s shaking fingers is such a nice touch in this moment.

81. I guess Sandy figures karma has done its job on Jimmy and now he can be supportive. lol.

82. Seth and Annaaaaaaa. Jesus so cute. Even though they’re kind of the same person lol.

83. Another great music cue. To Sheila, by the Smashing Pumpkins.

84. I just. I want to like Marissa more. I’m still not sure why I can’t get there all these years later.

85. LOL Luke. With the weird sneak attack.

86. And that’s it. A last shot of Ryan alone, who should be heading home to avoid the police.

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Random thought time:

-I don’t typically like fics where anyone other then Izuku is gender bent because I’m my experience it becomes this weird sort of… bleh mess that doesn’t stay true to the characters.

For example: fics where Todoroki is turned female give me weird vibes a lot (not all but some) because they make her less Shouto and more ‘ice Queen girlfriend who is emotionally intelligent and super smart’ when in reality Shouto is an emotionally dense wall. Not dumb (defiantly not as often shown in fanfic) but he’s not that smart about emotional or social stuff. By removing that you remove a huge part of his character. And sure different socialization but let’s be real: I can still see Endevaour moulding Fem!Shouto into his successor especially if Rei can’t have more kids. (Headcanon but yeah) so her experiences are mostly the same.

Other examples include just… they like make the characters so off in my head it’s hard to read. Like I read a Fem Kirishima where she was all long hair and giggles and I’m like: Fem!Kiri is the biggest ducking himbo in the world who is jacked as fuck and has her short spiky hair still. That’s Kirishima.

- I’m still salty about the ‘this character is bisexual with a harem but only has the opposite gender in the harem’ shit.

- I find myself not giving a fuck about Tsu more and more but I’m reminding myself it’s cause of fanfics and that I need to research shit to get back to liking her. I still don’t like Izu/Ocha/Tsu though and never will.

- I have come to the conclusion I will refuse to make Iida, All Might or Izuku a bad person in fics because they get enough shit and I love them.

- I really want to write a story with an older sister for Izuku who ends up raising him cause I’m giggling over the idea.

- I hate time travel in the sense of ‘we can go back in time but cannot interact with anyone due to paradox’. I like it as in ‘the world ended so fuck it. Let’s go back and try again’.

- I find myself wishing I’d not had Inko be a bad person in POTSOD, but I don’t fully mind cause I like writing Dadzawa.

- I sometimes wish to try and write out Raising Kacchan but fuuuuuuck I don’t wanna deal with Stan’s finding it and then my other shit.

- I am very annoyed each time I see a tiktok whining about genderbends. Yes, some suck. Others though are fucking amazing as they observe shit.

-I had Shinsou/Jirou ONCE and now my brain keeps poking it with a stick.

- I refuse to write ShinKami anymore because I can’t stop just seeing smaller EraserMic and it feels so cheap to do it because fan authors literally make it the whole thing that it’s the second coming and fuuuuuck it’s boring.

- Ms Joke’s flirting should be treated like how Mineta flirts as Aizawa does not seem to be amused by it, and his reaction to her showing up is oh shit, not ‘oh yes!’

- I wanna write a one sided crush for Aphrodite Rising that ends very badly as in scorched earth who isn’t someone anyone expects because I wanna make it hurt and really examine how toxic views on things can affect anyone and sometimes you don’t realize how toxic they are until it’s staring you in the face.

- Any fic that has any character other then Izuku be Quirkless (Uraraka, Shout, Bakugou and so on) should be avoided in my mind because half the time it’s a thin excuse to bash Izuku and the other it’s just dumb. Write him getting into the hero course!!

- I still believe the best character arc for Bakugou is for him to never rise about the mid rankings as this shows he will accept it’s not a competition and that heroics should be about saving people not beating them.

- I would have 90% less of an issue with Bakuhou is it wasn’t for the idea that Izuku HAS to be his friend after.

- I have ranted about the above before.

- … I have in fact read some B@kuDe€u fics that weren’t bad, but like that’s a rare fucking find that doesn’t have Izuku be a freaking doormat that just smiles and nods at the shit that Bakugou pulls.

- I got called a hypocrite a while back on POTSOD and I think it was about Bakugou and you know what? Fuck it. Fine, call me that. I’ll admit it. Will anyone else admit they’re one to for stabbing the fuck out of him while screaming about Endevaour?

- speaking on that the more I think about it the more I’m like: I might… kind… maybe… sorta… don’t mind his redemption arc because while I firmly think the message you must always forgive your abuser is a shitty one I do know that at least he is trying. I just think it’s a bit to little to late but he acknowledges that at least in some cases.

- someone said they hate Magne because people only like her as she’s trans and they ignore Toger and stuff. They were also giving off mad homophobic and transphobic vibes with their shit though but… fucking hell they had a point and I hate it. Magne’s character is so flat that… yeah. That’s a fucking point for a lot of her love. (Not that it’s wrong or anything but where is the Tiger love?)

- I plan on redemption arcs for Toga in a few fics but I’ll be blunt they are not what people normally expect.

- I love asshole Dabi but I do enjoy my ‘he’s a good brother’ fics it’s just asshole Dabi is more fun to write. Maybe I’ll try one day to write it but until then… yeah.

- I’ve warmed up to TodoDeku and UraDeku more but I still stand by the idea that Iida often gets forgotten and he should be around way more. I see to many fics replace him with Todoroki and it kind of made me salty about the platonic friendship between Todo and Izuku. Why are you replacing Iida?!

- JiroMomo has reached a similar state as UraTsu to me: I find it stale because it’s often used in fics as a background pairing and sure they’re friends but there’s the ‘get the girls out of the way’ vibe mixed with ‘yeah they’re friends but… can I personally see chemistry!?’

- it is after midnight and I think my laundry is done after my giant ass purge/clean today so good night. Send me asks about this shit to if you want

[typicalbrunette]

Tummy: Hey. Hey! I’m kinda queasy, I think I need something salty.

Me: Seriously? It’s 2am.

Tummy: Yes, it’s salty cracker time, please!

Me: Fine…we’ve got some wheat thins, how about those?

Tummy: Bleh, too salty.

Me: Of course, that’s TOO salty. Chips?

Tummy: What flavor?

Me: Uh…barbecue.

Tummy: Gross, definitely not.

Me: Uhhh….pistachios?

Tummy: FUCK YES PISTACHIOS

Me: Okay. We good now?

Tummy: Water please.

Me: Of course, we just had salty pistachios, we’ve gotta have water now.

Tummy: Wonderful, thanks. We can sleep now.

Me: Thank goodness.

Bladder: Hey.

[lettuceflower]

starting to realize that my indifference to zerith has nothing to do with the actual ship (it’s a great ship on paper as far as i’m concerned) but more to do with aerith’s (imo) lackluster personality in crisis core?? zack is a treasure and i love him, but i’ve never felt a strong connection to aerith in cc. something about the way she was written feels off.

and because crisis core is the piece of media that has the majority of zack and aerith’s on-screen interactions, i don’t find zerith *that* compelling just due to me not liking aerith that much in it :/

let’s hope the remake finally salvages the ship for me, because at the moment i find it very good on paper but meh in execution (sorry.)

[prettyboykatsuki]

hihi! saw your period post and i actually go through the exact same thing :’) i was on birth control but stopped a few years ago and it’s now catching up to me (currently on day 8 of my period & it’s been 12 days since my last one rip) and mine have been super irregular AND super painful my entire life (to the point where i’ve been hospitalized because of it…found out periods can lead to an increased risk of heat stroke the hard way </3) n here’s some tips n stuff i learned that make it a little bit easier:

- take pain pills BEFORE you feel the pain. when i’m taking pills i normally take them first thing when i get up and routinely 6-8 hours afterwards (depending on the dosage- my usual prescribed dosage is 1600mg total so i go the full 8 but if im using something store bought then i do 6)

- advil, Motrin & Tylenol are not your friend but you know what is? Panadol & Paracetamol. be blessed

- if you’re not keen on pills then def def def use heat! heat is your best friend ok drink tea and use heating pads and take baths and just surround yourself in heat it really does wonders for pains and cramps

- stay away from caffeine, cold things & salty stuff, ESPECIALLY salt. salt draws water from your body and makes your muscles constrict which leads to stronger cramps. if you’re craving something savory go for pink salt instead, it’s a lot gentler on your tummy :(

- on the days you can get up and move around definitely do it! increased movement = increased blood flow = quicker periods = you’re done with it faster

i hope it gets better for you soon! :( sending love n hugs <3

feeling very bleh but this made me super emotional bc its so thoughtful and genuine,, i didnt know a lot of these aside from the pain med and movement thing so im really 🥲 i cannot express my gratitude properly through text but thank you so much

[raebayhc]

Girls Night Out

PART TWO!!!

warnings: smut, oral sex (f), fingering, public sex acts, car sex, use of alcohol, manipulation

word count: 2070

summary: you along with your groups of friends decide to have a girls' night for the first time in a while, things get heated and your friends end up taking turns using your body.

series: part 1 (more parts to come)

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Finally making your way through the crowd you make it back to the group of girls who had already begun to drink. Mikasa’s hand finds purchase on your waist as she pulls you closer to hand you a drink “it’s fruity, you’ll like it” Mikasa knew you weren’t a heavy drinker but when you did drink you preferred fruitier things, you giggled at the thought of her ordering something so girly with the sole intent on giving it to you. You happily took the drink from her hand giving her a warm smile, taking a sip she watches your reaction as your face lights up “holy shit mik- this is awesome” she takes a sip of her rich colored drink “let me taste” you obliged as you held your glass up for her, she goes to hand you her drink but you decline “no thanks, that stuff tastes like rat poison.. I’m better off with my drink from paradise” you laugh, she lets out a small chuckle at your cuteness “just try it y/n I promise it’s not that bad”.. “Ughhhhhh fiiiiiine only because it’s you mik” you reply hesitantly. You both lift your drinks to the mouth of the other, not breaking eye contact you take a sip, and as does she, almost as if it was planned yall both swallow squint grunt then let out a small cough a visual representation of how yall felt about each other’s drinks “how do you drink this shit?? Bleh” Mikasa spits out “it’s better than the jet fuel you have in this glass” you shiver out.

The night goes on and all of the ladies are around the bar talking, yall somehow landed on your childhood and how yall used to run around outside all day and play in the woods behind your neighborhood. Mikasa continues to tell the story of how yall have matching scars on the same place at the top of your inner thigh from when yall collided bikes one time as if she needed proof she lifted your skirt to look at the scar, a reminder maybe, “see! Told yall it really happened and I have the same exact one too!” she lets your skirt back down and the girls disperse throughout the building, some dancing, some talking to guys for potential hookups. You and mik still at the bar talking. She cuts your sentence short “wait actually let me see your scar again I think it shrunk” without getting confirmation from you she lifts your skirt and underestimating the length it would take for her to reach the scar she overshot and instead of rubbing the scar she rubs the thigh right against one of your folds, a small whimper falls out of your throat, you didn’t mean to let it out it just kind of happened. Your stomach drops, her eyes dart up to your face, a deep blush forming that you can’t control. She cocks an eyebrow at you and slowly begins to move her hand up closer and closer to your sex, your grip on the bar counter becoming tighter “mik what the fuck are you doing” you spit out through gritted teeth. “I haven’t stopped thinking about earlier… yah know when we basically kissed in the theatre, I haven’t gotten you out of my mind since.” her words lit a flame in you, not only because of how seductive they were but because you were definitely attracted to her, you always have been but you would never dare to speak on it.

“I’ve kept this to myself for far too long don’t you think?” she asks, not able to push out any words fearing you would instead release a moan you nod, your eyebrows scrunched on your forehead, your bottom lip tucked between your teeth, eyes glossy, nipples erect and visible through your thin shirt….. She couldn’t help herself. Slipping a finger into your underwear she groans at how wet you already are “all this… for me baby?” she purrs into your ear. “Mik…. we’re at a bar, there are people everywhere… please..” you whine out, she replies with a simple “trust me”, grabbing your jaw and forcing you to face her she grabs her drink opens your mouth and pours it in “spit it out or swallow it and you’ll regret it” you wince and nod your head obediently “good girl” she purrs.

Now basically crumbling under her touch your thighs are shaky, breathing erratic as you can only breath through your nose due to the rich liquid sheltered in your mouth. She positions her fingers to shape a gun, she then points her ‘hand gun’ at you and ‘pulls the trigger’ taking that same position she pushes into you, knowing you would react to this she lets out a loud cough to cover your moan, thank goodness she did. You’re vocal she likes that. Now pushing in and out of you she takes her left hand and grabs your neck then pulls you to kiss, her tongue prodding at your lips signaling you to open for her, the deep liquid flows into her mouth dripping down your chins, she swallows the liquid but remains in contact with your face against her occasionally biting or sucking on your lip. You knew there were definitely going to be marks later but you didn’t care, this was pure bliss and just the thought of Mikasa getting aroused by this was enough to send you over the edge, your vision gone blurry, your body shaking, reaching your climax. You droop your head down breathing heavy, worried she had crossed a line Mikasa lifted your head only to see a blissful fucked out expression, eyes hazy, drool falling down your chin, your mouth in a slight smirk, tears threatening to fall. “Oh, shit” she mumbles now fully aware of the effect you have on her.

Removing her fingers from under your skirt she dips her fingers in your drinks and encourages you to take them in your mouth which you do without a fight, a low groan escapes your lips as you taste the sweet and salty mixture of your juices, her sweat, and your ‘drink from paradise’ on her digits. Pulling her fingers out with a loud ‘pop’ she pulls a napkin from under her drink and wipes them off. Still recovering from the previous climax you sit there catching your breath, Mikasa’s hand finds its way to the small of your back, she leans into your neck giving you small pecks then comes up to your ear and nibbles on it a bit “.... y’know… there’s so much more I want to do to you.. Bee.” your skin shivers at the name she had given you when yall were in the sixth grade after you got chased by a bee into a creek, you hadn’t heard it in years… she really was something.

You only had one drink so you were nowhere near tipsy, sober as can be….. Unfortunately that cant be said for some of the other ladies. Ymir, Sasha, and Hitch were all out of it fortunately enough you, mikasa, and historia were all sober so yall could drive, you decide to take responsibility for hitch and drive her to the barn. You put her arm around your shoulder “shit. Why the fuck are you so heavy hitch, youre tiny” you spit out struggling to support her weight on you as you walk her to the car “h- hey-*hiccup* hey. Im not heavy I just had done a cartwheel sometimes earlier when she asked me to”. Yup. she’s out of if you think, you’re on the road and on the way to Sasha’s family barn when hitch yells at you to pull into an empty parking lot so she can get air a possibly throw up. Y’know the basic drunk shenanigans. You pull over to what seems to be a deserted parking lot with a raccoon and some dead bushes “okay hitch hurry up” “yeah yeah I’m going I’m going” she seems to have sobered up a bit.. *click* the passenger door opens and the car lights come on “hurry up they’re wai-” you’re cut off by the image in front of you. Wearing nothing but her underwear hitch had removed all of her clothing including her bra revealing her numerous piercings including a belly button and nipple piercings, not only that but she had one hand down her panties moving around doing what you assume is masturbating and her other hand squeezing her nipple “mmph please..please.. Help me will you pretty girl?” butterflies filled your stomach “what’re you-”

Hitch climbs halfway in with her hand on the middle console and one of her knees on the passenger seat, grabbing the collar of your shirt she pulls you in for a sloppy kiss, your grip on the wheel loosens as you lose yourself in the kiss, not only that but you notice she doesn’t taste of alcohol, not even the slightest bit. In fact, you remember about a month ago when she said she was gonna stop drinking and when yall were in the club you only saw her with cans of soda when you did happen to catch a peek of her.. Was she- “faking?” your thoughts cut off by her sudden comment “you know you’re really easy to read y/n, I can tell what’s going on in that pretty little brain of yours honey.” “so were you? Faking I mean.” you say in a confused tone as if you were trying to piece it all together yourself “yeahhhhh sorry but I had to get you alone somehow, don’t think I didn’t notice how Mikasa and historia were all over you tonight, it wasn’t rocket science to figure out they probably fucked you..and to be honest I’ve thought about us together. So please… have me?” she takes your hand and shoves it down her panties, black and lacey, you retract your hand and look at her without saying anything. Worried she might have done something wrong she begins “oh my god I got the wrong idea y/n I’m so so sor-” “get in the back” you cut her off.

Climbing in the back she waits on instructions from you, you join her in the back. You position yourself on top of her laying her head on the back door, you scan over her helpless body so small and fragile under your touch, starting by kissing her breasts leaving marks on the sides of them you move down to her torso. Giving sweet and soft kisses occasionally leaving a hickey or two, you make it down to her covered pussy, kissing above the lacey garment you tease her. “Please y/n please please please I can’t” she begs “I got it I got it” you pull her underwear to the side she releases a sigh of relief not long after followed a scream of pleasure as you plunge your face into her sex, lapping up whatever juices are flowing and gently sucking on the bundle of nerves at the top. “N-not so.. fast y/n... I won’t… I won’t last!!” she manages out through broken whimpers and cries, which only encourages you to break her even more, make her cry out an orgasm, make her the best little pet you could ask for. You stick a ring and middle finger inside of her while your mouth focuses on her clit, not that pushes her over the edge. Her mind blanks and all she can see is white, you speed up to enhance her orgasm, you’re then met with the strong bursts of fluid that fall from her. “She’s a squirter huh” you think to yourself hungrily lapping up as many juices as possible, “mmhmm y/n y/n y/n ahh please you’re so-” her body twitches “you’re so amazing mmm”. You remove your fingers and place her panties back where they belong, sitting up adoring her aroused figure you spit out “you think you’d top me huh?” followed by a cheeky grin and a condescending giggle.

The car lights up and a ring echoes “Ymir” flashes on the dashboard “incoming call”...

THE EEENNNDDD pt.2

AHHHHHH IM SO OVERWHELMED BY THE POSITIVITY AND LOVELY FEEDBACK I LOVE YALL AWHHHH!!! I will continue to write and upload for this series!! Thank you for the patience *muah*

[inevitably-johnlocked]

You’re going to be okay, Steph. Just take a deep breath and take things one day at a time. If you need to take a break from tumblr, that is absolutely 100% okay! We’ll all support whatever decision you make and know I’ll be a follower no matter what. Focus on your personal life and, most importantly, making sure you’re okay. At the end of the day, you should be your first priority. I know I don’t know you and this probably doesn’t mean much but I’m proud of you and I know how hard you’re trying. And it’s paying off, you’re doing so well. Things may be shite right now but they can’t stay like that forever, it’s impossible, better times will come, I promise. You got this lovely ❤️

Hey Nonny!

Oh gosh, thank you 💜I just have a hard time stepping away from here, and often feel like I shouldn't, you know? Bleh, I might take a week off. This week back at work has been a mess because I'm the only one who knows how to do the things they needed for Monday, so I had to work this weekend which makes me a tad salty. It's different when it's the other daily contract... I mentally prepare for that one. This one I'm not and in turn I'm upset. Ugh.

Anyway, thank you for your kind words and support. I need them these days.

[oriyamiryu]

“Of Goldfish, a Bag of Oranges” whoo a new sculpture to glitter and take up all of the windows in my room… the oranges are strangely cut and folded and painted scraps of paper from the remains of cut-out paintings (it’s easier to shape them when soft with underpaint btw) and yeah they’re Oranges but they’re Also goldphish (okay perhaps Metaphysically - but I’ve got a great rant about why it’s totally true below that devolves into carps being confusing and hard to research, where are carp experts when you need them?)

Oh! And as always please really I’m Not a scientist or a carp expert, obviously, so stuff may be wrong!

So so the citrus family is actually rutaceae (hey are All plant fams ceae? Or just a lot? Oh yeah! -aceae actually! And the name has tah be based on a genus in the family - funky!) anyways citrus are modified berries since botanically berries are pulp (fleshhh) with seeds inside generally surrounded by the pulp (but not necessarily! Peppers have airy seeds) there are berries that are considered berries (blueberries, cranberries) berries Not thought of as berries (pumpkins and watermelons which are giant berries or pepos! And cucumbers and tomatoes) and then culinary berries that aren’t actually berries (strawberries - seeds on the outside, raspberries/blackberries - aggregate structures made of Several ovaries while berries are made of One) ah! No! Back to Rutaceae… so citrus are Modified berries called Hesperidium and they’re segmented too, but they’re phish cause of their peel! The outer bit of the peel, yanno the bright orange or yellow or green, bit is called the Exocarp (or the flavedo but that’s not phishy) and consists of the Epicarp Proper (who wears a bowtie and is the toughest Very outer bit, oh! A classy party bodyguard) then the squimshier Mesocarp (or the albedo…) falls after that and is the tangy white/yellowish inner rind, then that kinda opaque layer that surrounds the segments and you try not to break when peeling an orange cause otherwise you get sticky orange juice all over your hands is called the Endocarp and yeah!! See!!! (Technically it’s cause in Greek fruit is Karpós and so it’s used to denote diff participles of fruits but shhh you didn’t hear that from me oranges are Phish!!!)

And now since oranges are phish and we’ve firmly established that I can consider a bag of goldphish to be a bag of oranges interchangeably, onto Carp Carp! Liek magikarp! Except…… not…… (sadly)

But carp carp of the not sea cause actually theyre freshwater phish (they tasted the ocean and said Bleh!! Too salty, and never returned after the Great Divide… of land water and sea water or whatever went down with that, birds as carriers of eggs I think) The carp family or the minnow family or Cyprinidae is actually the Most diverse phish family (and the most diverse vertebrae family) out there (followed in phish by the wrasse’s remember!!) with 3000 species to their name! Technically a lot (approx 1,730) of Cyprinid species are actually extinct now but Details Details, they were real!!! The bones say so…

Cyprinids have a Ridiculous size range if you haven’t already realized by the fact that they’re called the carp Or the minnow family… 12mm to 3 meter is, Wao (don’t You want to be a 9 foot phish??? Or a giant grouper akdkfkf) hey Hey Why Do Cyprinids Have No Stomachs? Mcfucking NatGeo Said Subscribe Or You Cant Read About It Well I’ll Just Ask Ncbi Meanies okay so Anyways a, a Lot of phish just, did away with their stomachs? (So did platypuses?) Googles “evolution of Cyprinids being agastric” Google: “you want scholarly article?? You want Google scholar???” Anyways amongst studied agastric and gastric Teleosts (ray finned phish) there’s a relationship between stomach loss and gastric gene loss and/or with specific proton pump losses (?proton pumps move hydrogen ions from areas of low concentration to high concentration, against the flow) and the Pepsinogens (?) which are protein digestive enzymes made by gastric cells that gets converted to gastric acid….. okay okay okay so, there’s a correlation between the loss of genes relating to acid-peptic digestion, which Occurs in your stomach and the loss of a stomach organ in vertebrate species - instead the gut simplifies, as is the case with Cyprinids, whose throat connect directly to their intestines (some studies suggest that the mid intestinal area serves for fat absorption while the end absorbs proteins instead) well now that we’ve answered that vaguely in confusingly scientific jargon…

Cyprinids also don’t have teeth in their jaws (what do they have? Oranges…) though they do have pharyngeal teeth, which are… throat teeth? They don’t, look so much like teeth as they do like combs? They’re bony or cartilaginous and grow from the last gill arch in carps and the cyprinids have a specially grown bone plate above the Gill rakers that grows from the skull and so the phish can, chew between those two structure and so some species of cyprinids eat hard bait (even though most creatures with Gill rakers are filter feeders) Hm. Apparently this qualifies as teeth horror to my brain and I don’t liek it so Moving On

Oh Okay That’s neat but also dammit carps why everything I don’t liek, well it’s sorta asexual reproduction but also sorta not? anyways Cyprinids have the only known vertebrates that perform androgenesis! Because of the Squalius alburnoides (species) allopolyploid complex… Androgenesis is when all the nuclear (of the nucleus) DNA is provided originally by the males in reproduction - either the females produce eggs with no nucleus that upon fertilization form an embryo from the male gamete (the half meiosis cell that combines with another gamete to form a zygote which a Creature grows from, yanno, liek you) Or in the other kind of androgenesis a male and female gamete forms a zygote but the female genome data is eliminated……… should we be concerned that alburnoides might be sexist? I wonder…. Oh I found a research paper about it in Spanish! Cool! I can’t read most of that though… so polyploidy is when cells have more then one pair of homologous (one maternal one paternal) chromosomes, and allopolyploidy is when those extra chromosomes are gotten from one or more different taxa (diff species, genus, families, etc.,) so you have the chromosomes of the og species but then Also a set of chromosomes from Another species, yah dig? Apparently wheat is Also allopolyploid with six sets of chromosomes… so S. alburnoides is bread… as usual everything is bread

I really? Was not planning on making this super sciencey cause honestly I’m having trouble even finding decent articles for this stuff (no access! Screams the website!!! Pay us!!! Scream the publishers!!! Pay your researchers!!! I scream back) anyways final funky cyprinid fact is that unlike a lot of other freshwater phish, they like bodies of water that are heavily mineral and nutrient rich (called Eutrophic lakes) so there’s lots of nitrogen and phosphorus in the water and lots of phytoplankton (plant type plankton!) in the water, so if you see not super thick green algae bloom water cause Light (but, not Cyanobacteria water cause hey No that could be dangerous if it’s a cyanotoxin species and also bad for oxygenation and sunlight with those anyways) then there could be carp in there! Cause all the phytoplankton are tasty to zooplankton but the zooplankton in turn are tasty to cyprinids! Monch

[sophiewagentje]

give is your opinion on pancakes, i wanna hear!

Okay so first of all these:

These are not pancakes!! They’re too thick, too doughy, too sweet, too bleh! Like I’m not surprised Americans like it cuz it fits their food types perfectly but bleh

No, THESE are pancakes:

Nice and big, flat, not overly sweet but can be a bit sweet pancakes🤤 not like you’ve filled your mouth with ‘meel’ uhhhh um flour? Yeah flour! No floury tastes in your mouth, just pancake goodness with either powdered sugar or ‘stroop’ which is a kind of a syrup I think? Eh don’t like it anyways so who cares

BUT the bestest pancake everrrr (in my not so humble opinion) is this one:

Bacon and apple pancake!!!!! And then with powdered sugar! Its sweet, it’s salty, it’s very filling, it’s pancake heaven really!!

I do really like roti pancakes too (I know that’s probably not the name pls forgive me) and I don’t now any other ones😅 ohhhh except crepes!!! Those with Nutella is better than like everything but they’re only good in France sadly…. No one else can make them as good as the French and it’s a sad situation

Ask me my drunk unfiltered opinion on something weird!!!!

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Whumptober 1

Yes it’s a day late, but Kat didn’t tick me off yesterday so bleh!

Prompt: Waking up Restrained

AU: Evil Hypno Lloyd

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Kai’s head felt fuzzy. He wanted to sit up and look around, but his limbs were too heavy.

Wait…no, they were chained down.

He managed to get his eyes open and saw a cracked concrete ceiling. Where was he? What had happened?

“Kai!” Nya yelled from his left.

He looked over at her and saw a tired face smiling at him through tears. She looked too thin. She couldn’t have gotten that thin in just a few hours, or even a few days. How long was his memory lapse? What had happened to him? Why was he…wherever they were?

And why was he chained to a bed?

“Nya….what….why am I…” Kai mumbled, trying to make himself form a complete sentence while he tugged at the cuffs around his wrist.

He winced in pain.

“Don’t!” Nya said, leaping up to stop him.

“Nya, what happened?” Kai asked.

Now that he was more awake he felt how much he hurt. His lungs felt sore and he was pretty sure he was sporting a cracked rib. No to mention the giant bruise that covered him. His throat hurt too, like a salty cracking dryness in the back of his nose.

“Lloyd happened.” Nya said with distant.

“What!?” Kai asked.

Why did Nya look so angry at the mere mention of their brother’s name? And why did he feel like-

Drowning.

That was what he was feeling. The aftermath of nearly drowning. The sore lungs, the dry scratchy throat, all of it. Kai had felt it before a few times (each time cementing his fear more and more)

But how would Lloyd do that? Water was Nya’s element….

Kai glanced to his arm and saw a bruise the perfectly matched his sister’s hand. His stomach dropped.

“Kai calm down! You’re ok!” Nya said, seeing his look of horror when he realized that she had been the one to hurt him so much.

“What did you do?” Kai asked in fear and panic.

There may’ve been a bit of anger in his tone, but his confusion and worry eclipsed it.

“I didn’t want to hurt you! But it was the only way to get you away!” Nya yelled.

“Away from what!?” Kai asked, lightly testing his restraints again.

Why had his sister felt the need to restrain him!? In vengestone too. Kai didn’t even have to try to summon his fire. He knew by the bone deep chill he couldn’t quite shake.

“AWAY FROM LLOYD!” Nya yelled.

“I don’t understand!” Kai yelled.

Nya seemed to realize that she’d gotten ahead of herself. She looked embarrassed and guilty as she sat back down.

“Lloyd…..Lloyd went evil Kai.” Nya said quietly, looking at the floor with interest.

“What? When!? Why?” Kai asked. “And why am I chained in vengestone?”

“It’s been about three months maybe? I don’t know. It’s been hard to keep track of the date.” Nya said, shifting in her seat.

“Why don’t I remember anything?” Kai asked, “And why am I chained!?”

He really wanted an answer for that last one.

“Because Lloyd used his oni hypnosis on you guys.” Nya said, still not looking at Kai’s face.

Kai’s face went pale as he realized why Nya had to hurt him so much to get him to come with her. Nya let the silence sit while she traced the seam on her pants.

“Ok.” Kai said slowly, trying to accept what a horrible thing had happened “Ok. Well I’m not hypnotized anymore. So you can unchain me, explain everything else, and we can think of a game plan together.”

“No.” Nya said quietly.

“What?” Kai asked.

Nya didn’t answer him.

“Nya what do you mean ‘No’?” he asked

“I mean I can’t unchain you. The vengestone is the only thing that’s keeping you from him.” Nya explained in a pinched tone, tears pricking her eyes again.

“What do you mean?” Kai asked.

“I used to be so mad and jealous that you guys were all a part of the green ninja prophecy and I wasn’t. I was just the bonus ninja. Fate didn’t choose me. I didn’t know that would be what saved me one day.” Nya mused sadly.

“Nya. Please tell me what you’re talking about.”

“It wasn’t just normal hypnosis he used on you guys. He’s been… pulling on your elemental connections. Normal oni hypnosis is strong, but it wears off fast if you get the person away.” Nya explained. “So Lloyd went deeper. He couldn’t do it with me because I’m not connected to him. I’m not an element of creation.”

Kai’s mouth went dry.

“You’ve been alone.” Kai whispered.

Nya nodded.

“If I take that vengestone off you, Lloyd will start pulling again.”

Kai stared past Nya in terror.

“Why would he do this?” Kai said, tears forming.

“I think the worst part is that he still loves us!” Nya whined in a tiny voice Kai hadn’t heard in years. “He doesn’t want us to get out of his way, he wants us to join him.”

“How did this happen? How could Lloyd just decide to…” Kai murmured sadly.

“The world’s hurt him. I think all the hurt finally broke him.” Nya said.

“What do we do?” Kai asked, glancing at his restraints.

The only thing keeping him free was being chained. The irony wasn’t lost on him.

“I don’t know.” Nya said, practically folding into herself.

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I think...I might do this all in blursed AUs.

-Ivy