#blease post to the tags this time

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Some doodles of my aus' G-men

[ladiesngerms]

anya cosplay ^^

[lizardthelizard]

listen...LISTEN!!!!!!! I don't CARE that Lister's lines are only here for the sake of the gag! I don't CARE that they're actively making fun of him! Rimmer having at least two friends (or, at the very least, two people he kind-of-gets-along-with-well-enough) that he meets with every Thursday is SO important to me.

[small-spark-of-light]

Sick and Twisted

[ragnars-tooth]

Heyyyy girl, are you the consequences of the industrial revolution and an uncaring society? Cus you're making my world really warm rn *winks badly with both eyes*

This is also my chance to inflict you all with my correct opinions headcanon that zanna's a redhead

And one more that didn't fit the colour scheme </3

[spring-lxcked]

@florietiae ( continued from here )

His constant, simmering rage was kept in check by one fact: he didn't want her back. And that, if he had wanted her back, he could get her back. Right? The idea of her seeing another man, however, had skewered those beliefs with doubt. A date—how could she possibly be ready to move on? William, still wallowing in his self-pity and petty, not-quite hatred every night. Two years—Jayne was consistently getting on his case about moving on as well. William felt no desire to do so. He much preferred hurling petty insults, or demanding time he wasn't owed.

And now? She was beautiful, everything that he had fallen for ( and perhaps had even left him in the ER with bloody nose). The gorgeous, intelligent, and funny woman who had helped him perfectly fulfill his ideal life—wife, sons, daughter, family home, successful business. But it had been more, the sort of love he hadn't thought himself capable of—entirely honest, never an act. . . for a time. Now, the dream was shattered and William blamed her. He hadn't wanted the divorce, had dug in his heels and fought until he was too embarrassed to try to force her to stay.

Her dismissal only reignited that embarrassment, along with a healthy dose of stubbornness. Her laughing at him frankly pissed him off. "It's a waste of time." He was shifting lanes—a nasty habit he was only partially conscious of—from uncaring to too caring. "He won't know what to do with a woman like you." And the comment was less complimentary and more I could treat you so much better.

( As if they didn't both know in excruciating detail how he could treat her. )

He reeled in the hurt and anger, forcing it back behind the curtains as he tried to settle into something more charming. He was nothing if not a manipulator. They both knew that.

He moved nearer, further into her space than he had any right to, but not quite enough to touch. "You could stay." And here came the false niceties, not a word of truth passing his lips for the next several seconds: "I know I'm being. . . irrational. But it's only because I still love you. How could I ever love someone the way I love you?" Weaponizing real feelings in the most insincere of ways—the only thing he felt good at these days. "Think of all those nights in together—when we were good." And he took the risk, then, hand reaching out to brush against hers. "Don't you realize how much you're hurting me?"

[wifegideonnav]

💀 every locked tomb woman owns my heart but especially harrow

🌈 23, lesbian, she

🪐 locked tomb sideblog but i treat it as a main blog. @staff let me switch what my main is

☀️ read homestuck last year. send me an ask about vriska serket and i’ll start planning our wedding

🧋other all time favorite media include all for the game, wolf 359, nbc hannibal, skyrim, taz balance, and the magnus archives

🫵 actually now that i’m making this post im starting a quest. if you read the bartimaeus trilogy by jonathan stroud come talk to me. blease. literally never encountered another fan so i’ve been sitting on these thoughts for like half my life

🌘 original posts are tagged #op, i’ll add this post to that tag for easy access

🪱 i don’t care who interacts and if you start “proship/anti” drama around me i’ll block you

🪼 send me asks or dm me i’m friendly and probably bored

😇 alright that’s all i got don’t forget to like and subscribe <3

[jrwiconfessions]

i love u jrwi community but can we Blease tag any trashing/hating on the pod… i get it haha sometimes it’s funny and in jest but some days there are times where if i see too many “riptide is horrible and bad and i’ll never reccomend it to anyone” posts i feel sick and bad :(

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[callibones]

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!!

hello to the beautiful people of the internet. my name is Callie Callibones! i make Post's about blaseball and Being a robot and Being a computer (different) and Wario and Blaseball and mutuals do this to me. sometimes these posts can b "Suggestive," so watch out for that! but they're usually not and i have like two other blogs for when they Really are.

i stream at twitch.tv/callibones! sporadically.

i also do post selfie's sometime's. like (almost) every tuesday! this is because i am Extremely transgender and it is fun for me when people like my selfies. BUT! i am utterly impossible to fluster don't check. Don't check

i make Art some times. a lot of it is at @callibones-art! one of my biggest Art was constitution, an object character i made for the beautiful Camp GNC. its whole doc is available here, and i loooove answering questions about it and my other Handful of Transgender OCs! i don't know if i have any cis ones. except dr clock

i love polls so much that i put one right here in my pinned post.

oh speaking of! i'm running a mutuals do this to me tournament. the url is @mutualsdothistome and it's a tournament of terrible horrible no-good very bad fates that also should definitely happen to you if mutuals are doing them. you can submit entries to it here!

blease feel free to pull up an anon ask and say howdy if youre scared of me. i LOVE the haters.

my tags are:

#callie.txt.exe - my original posts, like this one! #callie.png.vbs - my selfies. if u browse this tag u HAVE to call me pretty. whether u believe it or not. or else theyll dry up and nobody will be able to see me anymore #mutuals tournament - stuff related 2 the mutuals tournament #anon.zip.pif - asks i receive that people send to try to make me blush. because people do that some times. u still cant fluster me though its impossible still dont check #polls - u will never guess what this one is for. #fav - the best posts #fav fav fav - the bestestest posts #all time fav - the all time best posts #final fav - the best post, singular #gender - the gender posts #gender gender gender - the genderenderender posts #genders of all time - the all time gender posts #final gender - the gender post

[cerealmonster15]

third time’s the charm. tumblr blease LOL. let me document my descent into dndads doodles PLZ.

anyway. learning 2 draw the s2 kiddos. figuring it out.  begging tumblr to let me post in tags bc i dont know many people that like dndads jfklsdjfds pspspspsps dndads fandom where r u

[transvampireboyfriend]

blease tag your nandermo posts. i know that's basically all some people watch for, but that doesn't mean that's all every shadows fan wants to see at all times.

[acaciapines]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

i was tagged by @snarky-wallflower and i love talking, lets go!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

70 total, but 5 of those are chara's! so under my name its 65.

2. What’s your total word count?

1,427,738.....

cannot wait to break 2 million w the owl house daemon au. lets go!! never stop!!!

3. What fandoms do you write for?

whatever i'm into, but for fandoms i see myself continuing to write for in the near-ish future: deltarune and the owl house!

4. Top 5 fics by kudos

you're something special: my first kris-identity fic! i have mixed feelings on this one lol. you can tell its the first i wrote and i hadnt yet solidified my version of kris, tho i think this one probably fits better with canon. overall i like it though!

but then a bigger heart grew back: ooooooh i REALLY love this one. its postcanon owl house fic centering on hunter's grief over flapjack's death and his friendship with waffles!!! i wrote and posted it the DAY after the finale came out which is still really wild to me. its also the only fic ive seen that uses my favorite headcanon of 'hunter didnt carve waffles, she found him' which im so so fond of.

i hope your organs fail you (before i do): this was the first deltarune fic i wrote after chapter 2 came out!! the beginning of my deltarune spiral....its sort of a messy non-chronological look at deltarune's various routes and how kris might experiencing the game's multiple save files. also it has such a banger title. salt lake city by motherfolk is just banger after banger lyrics-wise

non-imaginary friends: god i hate that this is up here dkgjdfg i wrote it back when deltarune first came out and it SHOWS. i refuse to reread it but i think it's kris trying and failing to introduce the dark worlds to asriel. c'mon guys ive written so many better deltarune fics. blease. let this one rest in the past <3

we don't belong (but we're together): oooh, a warrior cats one! im....i mean, this one is like, fine, i guess. it follows hollyleaf and jayfeather in an au where the two of them flee through the tunnels. it has fun lore and i do like my oc pine but. man. its also the fic where i gave hollyleaf a power and if theres one thing i would change about my warriors au its that holly would NOT get a power. this is why i pre-write all my fics before posting now!

5. Do you respond to comments?

yes!! or at least i try my best to. i love and appreciate all my comments sometimes im just Bad at responding to them....i never know what to say beyond 'wow thank you' so sometimes i try to focus more on comments where i can actually say something of substance, yknow?

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

oh thats hard hmmmmmmm. i think i'd have to say it's and i want to tell you something-- which is a fic about kris & ralsei & the player/soul, where susie and noelle try to save kris from the soul, but both kris and ralsei know they cant survive without it. so in the end kris shatters the soul and is implied to die rather than keep being trapped.

its!!! certainly a time!

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

hmmmm. i think most of my ending are pretty bittersweet so in terms of pure happy ending...gonna go for a deep cut here and say its my naddpod fic +1 dad in which moonshine meets lucanus when shes a kid and they hit it off and they get to have that father-daughter relationship from the start. bc lucanus is the BEST naddpod npc and oh my god he loves his daughter so so much you guys--

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i have a few times but its never been like, super major. the funniest time is. i deleted the comment so i dont have the exact wording but im pretty sure someone called me a fandom-deserting cur for. not writing more warrior cat fanfiction?

like what were they expecting. truly.

9. Do you write smut?

no im very aroace lol. i barely write romance.

10. Do you write crossovers?

i used to!!! i did the adventure zone crossed with both how to train your dragon and pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of sky. i was a different person back then. i dont think i'd do it now, but. who knows.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not to my knowledge!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

no, but i HAVE had a fic pod-ficced which is still so amazing. like......woag. someone liked my fic enough to read the words out loud?????? huh????

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

not exactly co-written but both sometimes i think i left you just to see if i'd be missed and a buy one, get one free sort of friend were inspired by conversations i had with my friend @hyperfixations-go-brr! they would not have existed without those long discord chats. halloween festival will live on forever. synth my love.

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

im not super into ships beyond like. basic 'oh thats fun' when reading but i WILL actually give the two im the most excited to write in my dess raises kris au someday:

noelle/susie/ralsei: YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. like. this is an au where noelle basically replaces kris in the fun gang but not in the prophecy and dkjgdfg its about. this budding relationship. and ralsei clinging to the prophecy that doesnt want noelle here and susie who bucks against anything that acts like it knows what shes supposed to do and noelle struggling with the return of her sister and a world that wants to write her out of the story and all of them wanting to be there for their friends but ralsei is dealing with so so much and in the end she gets to throw off her chains and be free <3 noelle/susie/ralsei is so real in my heart.

dess/chara: literally the funniest queerplatonic relationship ever. theyre reluctant coparents. dess trusts chara with kris's life. chara would never ever let dess watch either frisk OR kris unsupervised. chara is 'i can fix you' to dess's 'im literally the most perfect wife in the world.' dess doesn't believe romantic love is a real thing people feel. chara puts xir kids above everything else. dess never asked to be a mother even though she literally kidnapped her best friends baby sibling. they get married for the tax benefits. they should absolutely get a divorce.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

oh god theres so many i would love to finish but its been so long i doubt i'll go back to them lol. the sequel to +1 dad that involves baby moonshine going to gladeholm. wall-e daemon au. gravity falls transcedence au daemon au. percy jackson daemon au. deltarune daemon au fangame.

as you can see its mostly various daemon aus. they were fun while they lasted! but ive moved on </3

16. What are your writing strengths?

pov you are me suddenly forgetting every single thing i have ever written.

i think im very good at writing otherkin or otherwise nonhuman characters. the comments that always bring me the most joy are those on my otherkin fics, by people who were able to see themselves in what i wrote--i think this is a thing that took me a lot of failed attempts to get just right and im really really proud of what i have.

im very good at writing daemon aus <3 there is sort of. an art to figuring out if one a work even needs daemons and two how daemons enhance or add to some aspect of the original work. theres a lot of things i like that i dont think really work with daemons but i always really enjoy figuring out how to add daemons and how to make my daemons like, characters in their own right, you know?

i like to think im good at dialogue and characterization! theres a few characters--kris and the collector, firefly to an extent--that im really proud of the voices i've made for them.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

fight scenes. fight scenes. oh my god i hate them so much they are SO HARD. stop making me put!! visual things!! in my text based medium!!!

really any scene that relies on having a strong idea of like, physical descriptions and sense of a place--i have aphantasia so having to describe scenery and landscape and just, anything really is always a struggle for me.

i also struggle with pacing, to an extent, especially across longer works (im looking at you, owl house daemon au)--knowing how long a plot arc needs to last and how to make it interesting still even when its going to be around for 600k+ words is a challenge and if the owl house daemon au was my first massive fic undertaking i dont think i'd be able to do it.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

god im so bad at it but i really really am trying to be better--one big thing im going to focus on in my owl house daemon au edit is based on this because i want luz's identity to stick with her throughout the fic rather than it taking a backseat, but i am not a spanish speaker!! i know like, a LITTLE, but nowhere near enough to feel confident writing it.

so. its a time!

19. First fandom you wrote for?

warrior cats. and beyond just 'oh its the first fandom i posted fic for' no i was writing warrior cat fanfiction from the START. i was out there on the playground coming up with warrior cat ocs. i was printing this stuff out in the school library. i would hand-write fanfiction about my childhood cats becoming warrior cats and starting their own clan. i would roleplay warrior cats on my bedroom floor with pictures of cats i cut out of printer paper and bits of plastic folders i folded into triangles and write down the stories i came up with.

i was the most warrior cat kid to warrior cat kid. I Have Always Been This Way.

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

ohhhhhh this is SUCH a tough question i have so many im so fond of, but i think i'm going to have to go with alterhuman. it's an animorphs fic about tobias post-canon and its an exploration of species identity and being a hawk and as a red-tailed hawk myself, a lot of it is deeply personal, a lot of it is my love letter to animorphs, and a lot of it is neffit, who is the best oc i have ever created, hands down.

as for tags, uh....anybody who wants to talk about their fics! even if we dont know each other!! go forth! ramble on about your own stuff for an hour!! truly so so fun.

also @wynterwulf7 and @mackerelgray and @hyperfixations-go-brr. obviously. <3 even if its about fic that isnt on ao3.

[sc-nene-official]

(ah shit. here we go again. le intro)

you know how it be with rp blogs you make one two more show up

anyway hi its me richie @an-inspired-eternity mind behind @hoc-rui-official and @es-kanade-official i made another blog from my shuffle au

hc/notes:

-TRANSFEM!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ you know how it is!! little mermaid transed her gender its true

-audhd god bless ♾♾♾

-emunene is NOT off the table but she doesn't know her emu super well so you're still working from the ground up

-i mentioned this on rui's blog but like she's still friends w/ rui but they're like not as close as they are in canon bc they're not in the same group anymore. but i think they still walk to school together

-her relationship with tsukasa is they collabed that one time but otherwise "the blonde loser my childhood friend is in love with"

-she's in a vbs adjacent group with kohane haruka and shiho !

-wlw mlm violence with arata. hope this helps 💖

rules

you know by now don't be weird

but also no (romantic) nenekasa/ruinene blease and thank you

tags

#nene posts / #mun answers - asks ic and asks ooc

#nene posts / #mun posts - posts ic and posts ooc

[bullrunpicnicker]

I posted 4,097 times in 2022

That's 193 more posts than 2021!

146 posts created (4%)

3,951 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@tinyaibou

@agendersynth

@nbmudkip

@langel2

@transgenderkris

I tagged 1,276 of my posts in 2022

#hlvrai - 218 posts

#bullrunshit - 132 posts

#wrestling - 95 posts

#rat man fic - 51 posts

#deltarune - 48 posts

#botw - 38 posts

#portal - 33 posts

#mp100 - 28 posts

#homestuck - 25 posts

#danny phantom - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#every time i post about fandom insanity or fic specific nonsense blease understand that i am both the bravest and funniest person imaginable

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

player character: immediately goes shopping and plays meiji period dress up the whole game

ingo:

670 notes - Posted March 4, 2022

#4

if i was famous in some way and i saw that someone making mlp designs made me (or one of my characters thats just me wearing a hat) an earth pony i would be so pissed

804 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#3

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

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[googyplushie]

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hai im leo n this is my plushie sideblog!!! my pronouns are xe/xem and sol/sols but i dont mind he/him :]

on this blog i'll typically post my plushies ofc, as well as some of my kandi collection and other lil toys! i'll also sometimes reblog others' cool stuff as well.

my main is @sleepyjim ! im a little dumb lol so i rb to the wrong blog all the time before i realize it .blease be patient with my silly ass 💔

more info under the cut !

thanks for stopping by <3

same dni as my main :3👍 btw if it wasnt obvious this blog is very pro-objectum . no consistent posting schedule for this blog im sory 💔

if you see any post without an ID , feel free to add one if you're able !

let me know if you would like anything to be tagged! i'll tag as #tw [subject], for example #tw eyestrain .

tags:

#introduction - a plush's debut post, showing their pronouns and descriptions ! #described - posts that have IDs, either in alt text or in a reblog #no id - self explanatory, images that don't have IDs #plushie photography - pictures of my plushies out in the Real World(tm)!!! outside, in bed, etc. #plushie art - drawings of my plushies #[plushie name] - self explanatory, posts that have that plushie #[plushie species] - also pretty self explanatory , e.g. #rabbit will only have rabbit plushies #kandi - my kandi bracelets, as well as plushies that have been dripped out!! #rb - reblogged posts, such as other peoples' plushies and art! :D #text - text posts, about my plushies or just silly rambles. #q - queued posts

thank you for reading :3<3 !

[kurage14]

Hey @staff, is there any way to change the sensitivity of the swiping on the search page? I'm a leftie, so I naturally swipe my thumb/finger a little to the left. Every time I'm searching something, the app registers my scrolling as a left swipe, so I'm constantly switching between the Posts and Tags pages

Idk if this is something other lefties are dealing with, but it's been happening to me a lot. Blease I just want to mindlessly scroll in peace