#blarrie

[awesomefringey]

I hate what Twitter has become.

I’ve got a Bluesky 🦋 account now. Who else is there? Put your username in the tags and let’s be moots! 💙

[saintsenara]

Thoughts on fleurmione, dransy, druna, hedric, haphne, blarry, blairon, ron/ginny

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

fleur delacour/hermione granger

i think this has potential, in that hermione is demonstrably a francophile and one of the few people on earth who has the bulletproof sense of self-righteousness to cope with fleur's ego.

but i think it's not to last. hermione is clearly someone who likes a wife guy [of any gender] uncomplicatedly adoring her. she's going to have a low tolerance for "but your 'air would look so much better eef you just paid attention to eet".

draco malfoy/pansy parkinson

genuinely the relationship in canon [with the possible exception of harry's flop with cho] which feels the most authentically teenage. pansy, baby, he's really not that into you.

luna lovegood/draco malfoy

this got its own shoutout from another mystery anon:

i get it - we all love the "repressed posh boy falls for a free spirit" archetype - but i'm afraid to say it's not a ship i think is watertight, simply because it seems to require so much alteration of both draco and luna's canon personalities in order to make that archetype work.

[by which i mean it's always manic-pixie-dream!luna and suave!draco, two ways of writing them which never, ever slap for me.]

[i also don't like the fanon that she's a pureblood. "xenophilius lovegood" as a name fits the conventions the series uses for half-blood characters (that is, combining an unusual, non-standard-english name with an english surname - see also "mundungus fletcher", "tom marvolo riddle" and "severus snape"), and xenophilius'... esoteric views don't seem - to me - to be plausibly held by someone who is an inherent insider to a community, but by someone who feels peripheral to that community's inherent knowledge and therefore invents his own theories as a way of filling in the gaps.]

cedric diggory/harry potter

harry is canonically desperate for it - since cedric tells him to go gargle his old bathwater and he does.

but it's one-sided, i fear. cedric is demonstrably the hottest boy in school and harry is canonically scrawny and mid.

real ones know that the true potential lies with shipping cedric with ron, thus bringing about the heat death of the universe when harry's unexamined bisexuality catches sight of them canoodling.

daphne greengrass/harry potter

full respect [genuinely] to the self-insert-mary-sue girlies for turning this into a ship with its own lore. harmony nation walked so haphne nation could run.

by which i mean, sure, they work really well as a couple because daphne literally doesn't exist and - therefore - doesn't require the author to think about things like "making her canon personality compatible with harry's".

harry potter/blaise zabini

blaise couldn't pick him out of a line-up, be real.

ron weasley/blaise zabini

this, in contrast? true and plausible.

blaise canonically thinks that ginny's tasty, which means he's not going to turn down her fit, tall, sporty, easy-going brother.

that draco would be rattled is part of the fun.

ginny weasley/ron weasley

how else would she know about his pygmy puff tattoo?

[highonincense]

hey guys, so I have a quick question for y'all, how do you guys envision harry? like we know he has messy jet-black hair, almond shaped green eyes, but apart from these, what are the other defining features you think he has?

So, I kinda collected a couple of pictures that I think come close to the harry I have in mind & I want to know which one of these pics do you think he most definitely resembles

Enjoy!!!

these are the best I could find which satisfy me, so tell me what you think.

Also please share any other fcs you have of him!!!

[shinzuku]

I made a hp version!! :)

ft. red moon, blarry, blairon, drarry, nottpott (my absolute fav), and jeverus <3

I have other ships I like, these are just the ones that fit the template!!

[futurequibblerjournalist]

talking about my fav rarepair:

hear me out.. blarry.. (blaise x harry)

i mean harry did say blaise was hot

just imagine the tension and the banter

quidditch rivals to lovers???

Hmmm,,, this is interesting

I've always thought Blaise was a really interesting character,,, the Zabini family in general tbh

I could kinda see it, though that being said I'm neutral with a lot of Hari ships cause I just don't have any connection to him lol. I hadn't heard about this one before tho!

[auphaniim]

slowly getting better at book binding fics!! i have so many other things to do </3 (sorry anyone waiting on the next chapter of three and a half days, its giving me hell at the moment lmao)

the fics here are

whispers in corners

vellum and serpentine

forget-me-not

that’s the art of getting by

[teanster123]

Here's this VeggieTales clip I found, from "Jonah Sing-Along Songs and More!" of Larry the Cucumber clucking like a chicken.

Was this giving vibes of that part of the "Dave and the Giant Pickle" episode where Larry said that he wanted to be a chicken?

But still, I love this cucumber chicken guy.

[misterygx]

The Bartender's gone crazy! He's throwing beer bottles everywhere! Why? 'coz Mr. Geeza's best mate, Blarry, keeps wrecking his pub! With nothing better to do, Mr. Geeza decides to turn this into an interesting drinking game...

[cupidosaro]

New Fic (a query)

I found a little something in my notes earlier today…about a year and a half ago, I had an idea for a FemHarry x Blaise Zabini fic. It’s set in their 8th year after the war.

The part I have written is currently in Blaise’s POV, and boy is he a fun character to play around with. Very different to the type of characters I usually gravitate toward writing. If I had to describe him in three words, it would be: unabashed, confident, and direct. He’s so shameless it’s funny.

As for the pairing, it’s going to have a flare of enemies to lovers (mostly one sided ;)) and rivals to lovers. There will be tension of many kinds, needless to say, haha.

I’m unsure if I’ll do dual POV or not. If I don’t, the whole thing will be from Blaise’s perspective.

So, I’m curious: Is there any interest? I love doing rare pairs and things of the sort, and I’ll probably end up posting it regardless of whether I get any response on here or not lol, but, I’d love to know your thoughts anyway!

SCROLL to see the excerpt!

“Blaise couldn’t help his stare.

Really, it wasn’t his fault. Not when she looked like that.

Potter grinned, leaning over the table to jam Ronald Weasley in the shoulder with her finger. A lock of ginger hair fell into her face, having slipped out of her bun, haphazardly pinned up by her wand. She gestured to the book on the table—Defence, if Blaise had to guess—and waved wildly, to which Ron spluttered, his face becoming an unseemly shade of red.

Scowling, he flipped her off and dragged the book closer to his chest, burying his face in the pages.

Potter laughed, the sound joyful as it rang through the library. Her freckled cheeks dimpled into a smile, presenting an oddly charming visage.

Too charming.

So, it wasn’t Blaise’s fault he was staring so much. She was rather pretty for a halfblood.

Forgoing his work altogether, Blaise shoved his books into his bag and leaned back in his chair, unabashedly watching her. He didn’t care if anyone saw—they’d sooner think he was watching her in contempt than admiration—so, he sat there, and he gazed.”

[plotandburn]

Harry Potter Gets Adopted By ....

ok so, before anything starts let's get to the rules:

No reader-inserts, self-inserts or unhappy endings are allowed.

spanking, watersports, extremely underage ships or parent/child incest are only allowed if portrayed on a negative light.

Peter Petigrew and Dolores Umbridge must be bashed

Dumbledore must be gay and atracted to Grindewalt and Grindewalt alone.

poor grammar is not allowed (you don't need a beta but at least use grammarly some form of grammar corrector)

You are not allowed to bash Severus Snape, Sirius Black,Draco Malfoy or Remus Lupin

Hagrid can only be paired with Madame Maxine and no one else

8. Mad Eye Moody and Amelia Bones can't be paired with anyone

9. Minerva Mcgonagal can only be paired with Poppy Pomfrey or anyone on the staff that she never taugh herself.

10. Crabbe and Goyle can only be paired with Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Milicent Bulstrode, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, each other or an Oc.

Now,just to clarify, Harry won't be adoted by all the mean girls at the same time ofc. You get to choose. Here's how i envision him turning out if adopted by each of them:

Harry James Heron Samuels (Adopted son of Cady and Aaron):

+Crazy good at math. As expected since Cady is his mom.

+Like Cady, he loves animals and nature so he ends up being as found of magical creatures as Charlie, Newt or Hagrid.

+Also compares high school to a jungle.

+Highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+Loves Pranks.

+I'd imagine he is a major bookworm, specially since canon Harry most likely would be if it weren't for the Dursley's

+Gryffindor through and through.

+ Takes Care and Artimancy.

+Goes on to work with magical cratures.

+Has a major vengefull streak.

+recomended ships: Harmony, Huna , Notter and Charry (is this the oficial name for the Harry/Charlie Weasley ship? )

Harry George Oman (Adopted son of Regina and Shane ):

+A major Jock, who like his mom, uses sports as a way of relieving stress.

+Can be hella intimidating but would never bully someone since his mom learned from her past mistakes and taught him better than that.

+ Also Has a major vengefull streak.

+Also highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+ an extremely good liar and manipulator.

+Extremely confortable in the leadership role.

+Slytherin through and through.

+takes care and runes.

+ grows up to become a professional quidditch player.

+Recomended ships: Drary, Blarry, Hinny, Haphne, Hansy, Hastoria.

Harry Wieners (Song of Gretchen and...someone):

+Major gossiper. his mom is Gretchen afterall.

+ also Highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+also an extremely good liar and manipulator.

+Fluent in Vietnamese thanks to his mom.

+ Takes Ancient Runes as one of his electives.

+ Grows up to become a jornalist ( something his canon self would probably never do but it's dowright perfect for him)

+Slytherin through and through.

+Recomended ships: same as Harry George Oman but with the inclusion of Harvati and whatever the name of Harry/Lavander Brown ship is.

Harry James Smith ( Adopted son of Karen Smith and someone....Her cousin Seth? idk you get to choose):

+Extremely Responsable.

+Does the taxes for his mom, since i'd rekon she wouldn't know how.

+Major Mother Hen.

+ Friends with everyone

+As oblivious as his canon self, not due to being unobservant but to often being to distracted thinking about other things.

+Either a Puff or a Raven. Not Slytherin or Gryffindor though.

+Takes care and Artimancy.

+Grows up to become a teacher or a healer.

+Will cut ties with anyone that calls his mom stupid or anything or the sort.

+Recomended ships: Harmony,Huna,Hinny, Hedric.

You can also make Harry be adpted by two plastics at once, in wich case the traits will be combined.

++++++++++Bonus:

Harry James Ian ( Adopted son of Janis Ian and Kevin):

+Major Goth

+ Also Crazy good at math.

+Good at making plans that actually work.

+Loves pranks.

+Hates bullying but has a bit of a mean streak.

+ Also Takes Artimancy.

++ also Highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+Goes on to do something in the ministry(you get to choose)

+Gryffindor through and through.

+Recomended ships: Hinny,Huna, Hedric.

Harry Cocco ( Glenn Cocco and Someone):

+Glenn Cocco is a blank slot so in this case the sky is the limit.

[sixaustralia]

thinign abt blake again…

[bee-temporary-garbage-inactive]

The NottPott Chronicles By: Amarillis39 and MissMrah

Angels and Assets By: Macxboyle

Ashes & Coal By: HexmioneGranger

Lethal Combination By: OlivieBlake

Nightmares and Nocturnes By: OlivieBlake

Divination for Skeptics By: OlivieBlake

Paradox By: OlivieBlake

How to Win Friends and Influence People By: OlivieBlake

The Die Is Cast (Alea Iacta Est) By: SchrodingersTheory

Relief from Nightmares By: ArielSakura

NottPott:

The NottPott Chronicles By: Amarillis39 and MissMrah (Background Dramione)

Angels and Assets By: macxboyle (Background Dramione)

Ashes & Coal By: hexmionegranger (Background Dramione)

Lethal Combination By: olivieblake

NottPott Background to Dramione:

Nightmares and Nocturnes By: olivieblake

Divination for Skeptics By: olivieblake

Paradox By: olivieblake

How to Win Friends and Influence People By: olivieblake

Blarry and One-Sided NottPott:

The die is cast (alea iacta est) By: schrodingerstheory

Blarry:

Relief from Nightmares By: ArielSakura

!!!!

[highonincense]

started shipping blaise x harry as a joke, now I can't stop and I don't want to

there's just so much potential there, you don't know how obsessed I am with them, and there aren't many fics about them, I have read the few on ao3 and I am craving more!!!

[dailyrannells]

blarris + kisses

[huntersapprentice]

finally, blarry marriage, or as I like to call it: blarriage (I just made that up)

also my vegsona

[bluebeerg]

thingamajig as that stupid blarris "poll/pole" conversation. is anyone listening