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aflowerycorpse · 6 months ago
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Guys do I have 0 car theft knowledge for this😀😀
What I mean by the ballass tag is that I hate the gang
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shittysawtraps · 5 months ago
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my pitch for saw xi opening scene
two people are in an apartment on beanbag chairs, passing a bong back and forth. they turn on the news. jigsaw is back in saw city. they say “oh shit, that’s bad.” one says, “but jigsaw only gets bad people, right?” they get a text from an unknown number, saying, “i want to play a game.” they share it with their friend, and they laugh about it. they smoke more weed. they block the number, and turn on an episode of smiling friends. they hear a ring at the door. one goes to open it. it’s someone in a pig mask and robe. the pig mask says “i want to play a game.” the two stoners invite the pig mask in to smoke and play madagascar 2 on wii with them. movie ends. 1 thousand oscar.
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doodleodds · 2 years ago
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Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.
If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.
I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.
I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.
Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.
#p5#akeshu#akechi goro#kurusu akira#wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack#it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size#also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks!#i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god#and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo#ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :)#why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute#well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part#hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :)#also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right#so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh)#hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake#ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it.#but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess#anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon
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codecicle · 1 year ago
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ignore how crunchy this is i tried SO hard to get it to look decent im sorry </3
anyway my little goodbye and thank you to @kisser-of-jrwi-characters for running such an amazing tournament!! this was a horrible experience and i would never go through it again thank you so much fr dude :D
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seblrina · 2 years ago
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maulfucker · 9 months ago
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This song is making me want to start yet another fic to never finish,, "Tell me... Where is your hideout? Who are we running from? I'm starting to think that you were right, and now I'm afraid of letting go of your hand...." Maul giving up on his Mandalore plan and deciding to just stalk Kenobi to tell him about his vision. Staying illegally in Obi-Wan's room because I love putting these guys in situations (and because Maul would NOT leave him alone until Obi-Wan actually accepted Maul is right, which he won't). Following Obi-Wan to Utapau and helping him escape after the clones attack, feeling equal parts vindicated and enraged (because he was proved right but Sidious still won). Them being on the run together....
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bsideheart · 1 month ago
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ben affleck smoking dot jpeg
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turnedpalefromlackofsun · 4 months ago
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soup-mother · 3 months ago
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not to be sad again but like....you really do look at your life sometimes and just go "what if like half of this never happened and I was happy instead?".
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aflowerycorpse · 6 months ago
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Y'all...I need to say this cuz I don't want this to remain forever in my head
I think some GTA fans don't even know their game interest creator (Rockstar) cuz the game is too popular (maybe..), even some said Rockstar = GTA😭😭 or maybe they just don't like their game interest creator? guess only the people who like the unpopular games know their game interest creator (and care), RDR is the most noticeable one when it comes to the hashtag "rockstar games"
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milowing · 1 year ago
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Lois' reaction to the identity reveal was NOT it. I hate when civilian characters in superhero media act like they're entitled to someone else's private information. The only time they have a right to know another person's secrets is if it puts them in danger or affects them (like when Lois risked Jimmy and Clark's jobs), and Lois was not in danger or even affected, really! Sure she wants to write about Superman, but she doesn't have to! In fact, her boss literally told her not to!
Also, her and Clark barely know each other; the most time that could've passed is like a month, max. They're not even dating yet!
Like I get why she was upset, but she didn't even try to think of it from his point of view, which is that she's been obsessed with finding out and publishing all his secrets since they met and has been talking about how much of a liar she thinks he is! He has literally no reason to trust her! Telling her could seriously endanger not only Clark, but EVERYONE in his life-- Lois, Jimmy, his PARENTS?? If she'd just waited a bit and backed off on Superman in front of Clark a bit, he'd have probably ended up trusting her enough to tell her himself! Her reaction isn't a spur-of-the-moment thing either, she had time to think about it.
Also the whole "threating to harm myself in order to force someone to reveal their private information" is kinda weird and manipulative, right? Like she literally could've just said "I know you're Superman, don't try and deny it" or something and after enough pushing he probably would've caved and admitted it.
I still like this show's Lois, and I believe her and Clark can get past this, but I just hope that Lois is the one apologizing next episode. This is especially upsetting with how much I love Lois and Clark in the comics.
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just-spacetrash · 2 months ago
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fembutchboygirl · 8 months ago
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I just learned something so incredibly fucked up
#i am trembling#i cannot let this enable my issues with paranoia further! haha! oh my fucking god#im not joking btw im literally physically trembling. how did this happen oh god oh GOD nononono dont let it get to you#i just need to know. was someone like. double dealing? was someone telling him about it#i wouldnt give a shit if they were stalking me online occasionally (well id care a little bit but honestly itd just be kinda fucked)#but if someone was telling him about me and my personal stuff?#stop. i dont want to think about it. i dont want to think it happened. i have to get this out of my head#but still. absolutely fucking deranged.#ESPECIALLY bc apparently he's been saying i “made him think he was abusive'' and that doing that was shitty of me bc he actually#just has bpd??????#sol if you're reading this listen closely: one of my best friends has bpd. diagnosed and everything. so shut the fuck up#much like you've been saying i blamed my adhd for being neglectful (read: not meeting your sky-high standards for Truly Loving You 24/7)#you cannot blame your bpd for what a shit person you've been#repeatedly asking you to work on a flaw that's been hurting me is not telling you you're abusive you fucking prick#get a life‚ learn to care about other people away from what they can do for YOU‚#and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.#p.s. imagine being mad that people who were friends with both you and your partner didnt suddenly cut the other one off after you broke up#like actually angry at these people. what the actual fuck. you're like a divorced parent upset that their child still talks to their ex-wife#my posts
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lunerat · 5 days ago
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I'm getting wildly different opinions over here on the fyp about the election woa
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vermin-fangs · 27 days ago
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Being condescending to poor & disabled people who have less than you is definitely a good way to get donations, I'm sure that's really working out for the people you are trying to help. What's the exchange rate exactly for superiority points
#txt#yes i already donated what i could this month#no i dont have a social network to persuade#no i cant just rob my parents.#no i dont have a regular income i dont even have health insurance#there is a 99% chance that you have more money than i do because the amount of money i have is 0#so why are you blaming disabled people on tumblr for genocide instead of donating everything YOU have#why are you blaming everyone else when we are all equally horrified#youre not fucking helping#sorry my sarcasm is off the charts#but every time i see this crap i find it insidious#if reblogging when we dont have anything isnt enough i dont know what you want me to do#getting shitty with randos on tumblr is not the answer to a genocide perpetuated by the US government in a land grab attempt#like...WHAT are you talking about#anyway im going to keep reblogging fundraisers even when i dont have money#because i know it DOES sometimes reach someone who does#because sometimes that person has already been me.#yall are just making this shit feel pointless#I would also rather donate only to people who have direct connections to real palestinians on tumblr so that they can be easily verified#otherwise I would rather donate to a real charity organization like PCRF that regularly sends me updates on successful evacuations#than some random post or inbox message on an unpopular blogging website.#of the gofundmes i have donated to#i have not recieved ANY such update and still dont even know if my money went to a legitimate fundraiser.
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castielafflicted · 8 months ago
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adding more wood to the fire my roommate set to burn the bridge between us. for funsies.
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