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[platinumrosetail]

Hi! I have one more Genshin Impact request! This one is once again crossing over with Pokemon, but this time it's with SAGAU.

It begins like other SAGAU fics. Reader lands in Teyvat and immediately gets called an imposter, but the moment they're attacked... she summons her level 100 Garchomp from pokemon platinum.

Basically she's able to summon pokemon to help her get away from everyone out to get her.

But the main part of this request is well Fontaine. I'm basing it off an old SAGAU post where the higher bond you had with the characters you have, the more they know you're not the imposter. I don't where this post is, but yeah.

So basically Reader mainly uses Fontaine characters, even spends a lot of time in Fontaine during her playthrough. So playable Fontaine characters and Fontaine as a whole, NPCs and the like, all know she's the creator and welcome her.

Cue the biggest open secret ever to be seen in Teyvat. While all the other nations are trying to find the 'imposter', Fontaine is just vibing. "What imposter? Never seen them."

Oh and I would prefer it to be Neuvillette x Reader please.

Ok 👍! Love the idea and yea I remember that post! 😁 also there are some adding things like wriosthley and such that happened between me and them.

Warning: noob author, female reader, imposter au, yandere characters, and others.

Characters: neuvillette, and wriosthley.

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you weren't expecting to get isekai'd into genshin especially with it being in the imposter au you read for it which usually have a false creator on the throne or no one on it yet which would be the case as you never heard the characters chasing you mention anyone on the throne.

thankfully before you were chased you did a little experiment by making a cut that was deep enough to draw blood but not life threatening to see if this was a sagau au or not, which by the gold blood you suddenly had means that yes you're in a sagau au, just need to find out which one.

that was easy as the first step you took in one of the nations they started chasing you and not in the 'your grace, we love you!' but instead in the 'want to kill you, imposter!' way so it was easy to see that you were in the imposter au.

you decided to try something that you never seen being used in the sagau imposter au fanfics you read before. that something would be summon a pokemon; a garchomp to be specific, a garchomp you had in pokemon platinum that was at level 100 when you finished the game, you'd think what with summoning garchomp would prove that you were their creator but nope that failed as they blame you for stealing the creator's; you, power.

you summoned your hoopa to teleport you to a different land besides the ones that attacked you which were; mondstadt, liyue, inazuma, and natlan. sumeru and fontaine were the only ones to have not chase you so you decided to go to one of them, you chose fontaine as they had your favorite characters in that nation you just cross you fingers that they aren't like the other nations as you would like to relax and hang with your favorite characters in your favorite nation.

upon making it to fontaine you decided to stay out of sight in the areas that would either have no one but mobs or on occasion treasure hunters ot fatui; you of course avoided both treasure hunters as they would go for your most likely bounty and the fatui as they're out right dangerous even if you had pokemon with you. so you mostly stuck to yourself with your pokemon and sometimes the mobs when they come by.

what you didn't know was while you were having fun with some water type pokemon like primirina, milotic, finizen, and palafin zero you were spotted and being watched by some melusines who were a daughter to one of your husbandos neuvillette. the melusines that saw you immediately reported you to their father but not out of malicious intent.

no, the melusines reported you to their father so that you wouldn't get hurt anymore from other nations as they heard what was happening and they could tell that you were the real creator that was being chased after wrongfully.

so now you're met with neuvillette the next time you go to the beach with some other water types; so as to give all of them your love. you were about to take a sprint and just run to the desert parts of sumeru if you needed to flee from fontaine when neuvillette stops you and told you that he won't hurt you.

you were almost skeptical but remembered that he wouldn't trick you as that wouldn't be like him even if you weren't the creator and was actually the imposter. so you followed him to fontaine.

you were heavily surprised that fontaine knew you were the creator but you guessed that since in some sagau fanfics there are a narion or two that knows your the real deal and not the imposter the rest of the nations believes. as a gift you decided to have some kalos pokemon help out and such, like furfrou, slurpuff, gogoat, and much more.

while sleeping you somehow created a baby lugia like the one from the anime of pokemon. you weren't expecting it so you were quite shocked when you found the little guy when you woke up. furina had dubbed it yours and neuvillette's child which made both you and him blush. oh, yeah, you and neuvillette are in a relationship and not too long after meeting wriothesley he also joined your's and neuvillette's relationship.

you had also given a few people some pokemon coordinated to them, like with furina you had given her a popplio and milcery. with neuvillette you given him a oshawott; who was named neuvillette the second by furina, a shiny vaporeon; that was mates to your sylveon as well to another, and for wriothesley, a sinistea, glaceon; who was also your sylveon and neuvillette's vaporeon's mate, and a sandshrew.

you were shocked to come to find out that the fatui believse you're the creator as well like fontaine, you found out bcause of both childe and arlecchino both told you when they had made a meeting that couldn't be denied. you also found out that nahida and the wanderer also knows you're the creator by a letter sent from her to you.

(going to leave up to yall on if the rest of sumeru believes you're the creator as well or not.)

you and furina had some fun doing contest once you introduced them to her, sometimes collaborating with her, you also taught them about gym and regular pokemon battles but the contests were more popular which was understandable.

thankfully the traveler was in on you being the creator and helped protect you sometimes, in return you tried giving them advice on where they could possibly find their sibling as they haven't made it to natlan yet, so when the other nations asked the traveler if they had seen the 'imposter' they and paimon lied and said no.

you heard from furina on how some traveling merchants were taking a trip here but encountered a gyarodos; which they didn't know that, that jumped over the boat before going to it's trainer which was a child, that had mystified the traveling merchant. you and her laughed very much at that story as that was very hilarious to hear.

you decided to give nhida and wanderer a little gift for being nice and not thinking you were the imposter, so you got nahida a shayman and wanderer a mimikyu.

sometimes one of the archons that still believes you're the 'imposter' would come by to ask if anyone in fontaine had seen the 'imposter' so neuvillette and wriothesley hides you down in the fortress of miropede until said archon leaves. thankfully for when a archon tries to use their powers like venti for example, nature hides you by not giving venti the answer he needs from the wind as whenever he comes the wind would stop until he leaves.

(a/n: and done! hope y'all enjoyed!! i quite like how this turned out, i always enjoy a pokemon!reader crossover so i was very happy when i received this request, just wished there were more of them; probably not with genshin at the moment a i'm getting a little burnt out as i just now made 3 genshin requested post, now if it's another fandom x genshin!reader then i think i could do that. anyway, hope yall liked it and have a wonderfull day/evening/night!!!)

[gotta-pet-em-all]

Hoopa Ring Mail! French Onion Soup, courtesy of Ren at @chaos-cousins, sent by @ziodyne-amax

soup,,,,,

ah damnit you made me cry. I’m blaming the onions

[sonicasura]

I didn't even originally think of adding Toon Monsters too the mix but that would be interesting especially the idea of Pegasus sending his Toon Deck too Phos/Frontier when season 4 starts.

I also guess that he must like Phos/Frontier if he entrusted his deck too them

Pegasus could tell there was something special about Phos/Frontier. Despite the Millennium Eye magnifying his malicious side, he saw a familiar kindness in them. Something the man witnessed more of as they led their monsters through his unique game.

Then there was the chaos with Diabolos. Like I mentioned before, he sealed the dragon away to test the Millenium Eye's capabilities. Not something Yami Bakura was expecting as removing the item broke the seal.

He ends up dropping the item which is later found by Komainu/Hoopa. Pegasus awakens from his coma surprisingly early and his butler told him what happened. Frontier/Phos protecting the man despite all he did. Providing medicine and even returning the Millenium Eye to him.

You couldn't blame Pegasus for admiring such a kind noble soul. Thus when it became apparent he was in danger, the man knew who could keep his darling Toons safe. Especially since the Toon Dark Magician is the key to the safe holding his Millennium Eye.

[askdeoxys]

“I’ll be honest with ya, Deo: I don’t care. Hey! Don’t blame me though! I’m just tired of hearing about it. I mean, no offense, but we get it,” Kujo stated pointedly, a wry yet somehow apologetic smile on his face. It was a statement that instantly killed the conversation at the table which the Hoopa took note of. “..What? All three of us are thinking it! Don’t give me that look..,” he would add with an awkward rubbing of his neck- a guilt beginning to creep up on him. 

“...” Deo fell silent. He wasn’t necessarily angry because Kujo simply said what Deo had already thought, but he still knew not how to respond. “My bad. We can move on.” No longer with the desire to gamble, Deo threw his cards into the middle of the table to allow for his two acquaintances to continue without him. 

Dioxys looked between the two, unsure of how to broach the tension in the air. For now, he chose to lay his cards on the table and pour the three another round of drinks with his idle psychic touch. He watched the glasses and bottle dance in the air while he mulled over his words, and Kujo would be the one to address the tension in the interim. 

“SOooooo.., D’,” the Hoopa started as he looked over at the yellow alien, “In lighter news, Deo and I were talking the other day. Why don’t you say something to Cherri?” He knew the question was extremely pointed, of course, but it would distract the pair with ease. Or, so he thought. Regardless, he grabbed one of the newly poured glasses from the air and shot it back at once. 

“You were talking about me, Deo?” Dioxys asked with a cold glare, though his gaze could have burned a hole through his orange acquaintance, “I thought I made it very clear how I detest you talking of me without my knowledge?” 

Forced to shunt Kujo’s slight to the back of his mind, Deo shrugged broadly, “But, hear me out. Aren’t you impressed that I can talk about something other than myself?” With desire to deflect in the conversation, Deoxys quickly picked his cards back up as if to resume play, and he’d float one of the glasses closer to him in anticipation for absorption. “Anyways, I heard the deadline has been moved up. Doesn’t that seem kind of.. I don’t know, brash? They’ve barely given you a break, D’.” If there was one thing Deo could distract his mind with, it was work. 

However, Dioxys had no interest in approaching that topic. Instead, he chose the lesser of two evils: “There’s nothing to say to Cherri, Kujo,” he replied as straight-forwardly as he could, “We are of two different worlds, and they are an individual who.. -Well, for lack of better phrasing; I am at the bottom of their totem pole.” Already having sensed what the pair might respond with, Dioxys added swiftly, “Socially, at least. Obviously, our work is a different story.” 

“Bah!” Kujo slammed his hand of cards on the table with one hand, and with his other hand, he reached over and grabbed Deo’s drink out of the air and shot it back. “You think you know everything, D’, but you don’t know that!” 

“I mean, he’s never been wrong before…,” Deo added meekly. 

Kujo waved his hand dismissively after he dropped the glass to fall to the ground. Before continuing his rant, he grabbed the half-drank bottle out of the air; “If you had a nickel for everytime you think you’re fallin’ in love..- You don’t even like them that much? Shit, you’re fallin’ in love!” He could not have made a more pointed statement, and it was a statement that would once again cause the table to fall in awkward silence. 

“...” Deo sighed. With an idle application of his psionic well, he reconstructed the broken glass from the ground and set it back on the table with an expectation that Kujo would pour him a refill. “..Okay, actually, let’s be honest. Why don’t you say something, D’? What have you got to lose?”

“Friendship,” Dioxys replied without hesitation, “And, to be frank, we have far greater worries we should be focusing on- like the deadline being moved up.” Tired of this path, he decided to choose the other lesser of two evils. “Or, Deo, would you prefer us to tackle your topic?”

“I’m good-”

“GOOD IDEA!” Kujo bellowed with an ignorance of Deo’s expectation to be refilled. “Deo, don’t you think you complain too much? Don’t you think it’s.. -Well, trite? D’ and I get it, Deo. You’re sad. Can we move on?” With an immediate sensing of Dioxys’ anger rising, Kujo quickly continued as if to save himself in this situation, “Okay, I’ll admit, this all sounds really bad. Let me rephrase: you both need to get over yourselves and address your problems because I am honestly real tired of having to babysit the both of y’all.” 

“It’s just not that simple,” both Deo and Dioxys responded simultaneously, but Deo would continue to say for himself; “No one can help me but me, and I don’t want to help me.”

Meanwhile, Dioxys would add his own statement right after Deo’s; “I would rather wallow in my pitiful, human tribulations than have someone I care about sour their perception of me. They don’t ever need to know, and I am content with that. All that matters is that we continue on for our goal and succeed.” 

Kujo just groaned as he let his slumped posture bring his jaw down to smack onto the table. “What am I going to do with the two of you?”

[mooflettes]

So, you told me to DM my idea, so here it is!

I believe that Pecharunt wants one thing: Revenge. Essentially, it’s constantly in pain, agony and suffering. However, no one knows about it, one day in the crater, when most of the trees and terapogas’s died, everyone pinned the blame on Pecharunt and exiled it from the crater. Fueled by hatred, it vows to return and destroy the crater and the world. Starting by absorbing

the last Terapogas, but he doesn’t know the location so it seeks after the masks that Eustace made. After waiting for who knows how long, the events of the DLCs happen. The only difference is that the doll at Peachy’s is not there but the shop owner is (Pecharunt placed her under its control). Before Stellar form Terapogas is defeated, Pecharunt comes out and absorbs it. There is a reason why but Pecharunt is not only absorbing Terapogas, but other

legendaries as well. See, I remember BirdKeeperToby making a video about the tree of life and how the last legendaries may relate to it. But for simplicity’s sake, Pecharunt formulated a plan and also wants to absorb Eternamax Eternatus, Ultra Necrozma, Zygarde Complete form, The Tao trio and Mega Rayquaza. VERY SPECIFICALLY in those forms. It’ll have enough power to then take down the creation trio in another timeline. Then it would travel to another

timeline to absorb Arceus before it hatched and become god in that timeline (he did absorb Hoopa Unbound in another timeline) However, it was eventually stopped by the protagonists and the legendaries would be freed. But it was a hollow victory in the end, as before Pecharunt unfused, it was able to use the last of its energy to blast Kieran to another timeline where Pokémon are nothing more than machines, and the Pokemon that were freed did not make a full

recovery as the legendaries were still poisoned even after 8 months. And Kieran is nowhere to be found. Pecharunt would then be deemed too dangerous to capture and train so high tech prison was made specifically just to house it. Making it the first pokemon to be imprisoned. But that’s my idea! Sorry if I rambled on for too long (a bit of my autistic side is here). If you’re confused about Pecharunt absorbing, I think that can happen as Pecharunt may have the

ability to absorb souls, since the third signboard in Kitakami talked about ‘your soul will be forfeit to the ogre’ or something, but I think it’s referring to Pecharunt. Also, I think that Pecharunt would probably rename itself later into something like ‘Dokuwāro’ or something. But again, thanks for listening!

Okay, so while this stuff may fit on my alt, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS IDEA! Dokutaro/Pecharunt being blamed for something wouldn't be off the mark, as it always has seemed kinda mischievous to me. I also kinda am inspired to maybe thing that Dokutaro is the reason like Ogerpon is blamed for a lot of other things than just the situation with the Loyal Three. Dokutaro could be not just upset because it didn't get it's way but for other happenings such as say Eustace not making it a glittery mask to give it power or something else, so Eustace is now cursed by Dokutaro. I was thinking of the idea that maybe Eustace is stuck in the blackish void of it's inside-shell, if that even makes sense, and that being how Dokutaro stores souls.

I know this is a little ooc from what you said but you're giving me ideas to spitball here. Also its name being Pecharunt...it must have been small and weak and frail at one point...what if it took mock-pity on Kieran later on and fed Kieran his power or so? I'm sorry if my answer seems a little broken I have a weird attention-span and can only remember certain things^^ I love this idea tho and I wonder if I could incorporate it into like, the itty bitty bits n' pieces of Project Venus, esp since it somewhat lines up in canon!

[princepasio]

Sitting together on a bench, watching some fireworks fly up and colour the night sky, Yuri turned and pressed her lips to Lear's cheek in a show of affection while Hoopa snickered nearby with the group of giggly Clefairy.

Fireworks were a common occurrence in Pasio, particularly in months so packed with holidays as these. He's glad to be watching them with her, the sky lit up in shades of red and gold, when she leans up to press a kiss to his cheek.

He jolts at the feeling, his face turning pink. Hopefully he can blame it on the cooling weather.

"Ah! Ha. Are you enjoying yourself tonight, Lady Yuri?"

[ghost-kid-kieran]

@hoopa-is-hoopa

Hoopa sorry for not talking a lot recently:(

Blame it on unbound keeping asking for Hoopa to focus on Hoopa's conversations with him...

But know Hoopa still cares a lot about Kierankan!

It's alright, Hoopa! It's always nice to hear from you no matter when you talk :)

I still care a lot about you too!

[hoopa-is-hoopa]

YOU PLAGUED MY VILLAGE!

SCREW YOU, I HATE YOU

A BIG GREEN SERPENT FLEW OVER FROM ONE OF YOUR PORTALS AND ACCIDENTALLY CRUSHED MY HOUSE!

THEN YOU OPENED UP A PORTAL TO THE BLACK PLAGUE

MY 1200'S VILLAGE IS DEAD, WAAAAAA

Are...are you a ghost from one of the villages that unbound hurt long ago?

Hoopa is so sorry for what unbound did...

So much pain...so much death... But hoopa is not to blame! Not fully at least!Hoopa and unbound are same body different minds!!!

Don't blame hoopa for unbound actions! Please don't blame hoopa for those...

[sonatagray]

Rules: Tag 10 people you’d like to know better!

Got tagged by my hoemies @pro-penlicker and @jedi-enthusiast

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Relationship Status: Single as fuck, probably won’t find anybody until college or if college ends. But if I still don’t want to have a relationship, then probably never. 

Favorite Color: Red! It’s the color of blood!  kidding aside I blame Undertale but as a kid I always liked Mario and the red pikmin so here we are. 

Favorite Food: ANYTHING SALTY. Very unhealthy but idk having salt in food makes it more “tastier” for me. But for specific ones Spaghetti and Rebisco crackers (this shit’s salty lol)

Song Currently Stuck In My Head: “Our Love” from Arcane, “Hoopa theme” from pokemon brick bronze (Roblox game), And “Elogia Cinerosa” from Genshin.

Last Thing I Googled: “Our Love Arcane” and “How to earn money in obscure writing app”

Time: 9:52pm (as I’m writing this, Phil time!)

Dream Trip: I always wanted to visit Canada to experience snow, please I live in an oven give me SNOW.

Something I Want: Money. Who doesn’t want to get some bread. But other than that a diagnosis for my crumbling mental health <3!

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Tags: Wake up it’s your time   @sbasbbsbs

[ask-games-galore]

Are you blaming the hoopa for you eating the monster?

I... Yes. Yes that's what happened and I'm ashamed of lying so blatantly.

[premise29]

I think it would vary depending on if they are the protagonists or antagonists.

For Protagonist Edelgard: Victini. The God of Victory. Edelgard only wins if she gains complete victory.

For Antagonist Edelgard: Yveltal. She's gone too far and she is going to destroy everything. Alternatively, Victini turns into a Shadow Pokemon as Edelgard keeps going too far for victory.

For Protagonist Dimitri: Keldeo the Sword of Justice! The Ordinary form for Academy Phase and the Resolute form for when Dimitri comes back to himself. Dimitri desires Justice for the people taken from him and the crimes committed against his family and people of Faerghus and Duscur.

For Antagonist Dimitri: Reshiram which then fuses with Kyurem to form White Kyurem. Reshiram is the Dragon of Truth. Dimitri demands the truth of what happened to his family and country. But his delusions place all the blame on Edelgard. So his search for truth is twisted like Reshiram is twisted into White Kyurem.

For Protagonist Claude: Claude wants a world without borders where people are free to go wherever they will. Hoopa. Hoopa has a Confined Form and Unbound Form. Claude is trapped and wants to be free. Hoopa is confined and wants to be unbound.

For Antagonist Claude: Zekrom! Zekrom is the dragon of ideals. Claude wants his ideal world and is willing to go to war to make it so. Plus this opens up an excellent parallel with Dimitri and allows for Black Kyurem.

(Rhea: Rhea is Rayquaza.)

Once again I have put way too much thought and effort into a post. Here you go askirmishatdawn. Let me know what you think?

If each fe3h lords was associated with a legendary Pokemon, which would it be?

[horizonboundtrainer]

May's original weapon was a simple wooden staff her father gave her at the age of eight. She kept it with her up to the Delta Episode where Zinnia stole it from her in Granite Cave.

And the last she's heard of her, Zin's still carrying it around as she travels the world.

[star-the-spellcaster]

Gonna vibe, night

[luckykatstravels]

"Yeah, but that advice is too little too late." Kats said, smirking a little before taking the mint and putting it in his mouth. "But hey, I'm in this mess now with nobody to blame but myself right now."

Actually, there were quite a few other individuals Kats could blame, but not in front of a stranger who probably shouldn't have been told about Hoopa.

Kats just closed his eyes and let out a deep breath through his nose. "It's... Complicated. The simple version is don't attract Hoopa's attention."

He crossed his arms as he lay there in the grass. "I'll be fine in a few minutes. But I suppose a mint wouldn't hurt, thanks."

[teamconductors]

Remember pokemon mystery dungeon, where you needed to save a mole that was captured by a Zapdos, who blamed it for the earthquakes? Thats basically how I imagine 90% of the Team Conductors to go. One of them somehow Angered/annoyed a legendary pokemon, and they need to rescue them. Eventually one's just captured by a legendary who's just wants to join in with the Meme.

The one who memes is gonna be Hoopa or Mew or something

[morpekoed]

[ @soulsoftened​​ / —– 🇸 ​ 🇹 ​ 🇦 ​ 🇷 ​ 🇹 ​ 🇪 ​ 🇷  ​]​

► / / —– [ ʀ ᴇ ᴀ ᴅ ʏ • s ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ᴛ ] —– / / ;      SHOULD HAVE SAID something sooner about it. Was not hard to figure out what happened to the other’s food. Could have apologised for it, but the type specialtist had no control over her hungry partner. Hopefully the other wasn’t trying to save it for later.

          ❝ oh , you probably shouldn’t leave food unattended . morpeko tends to eat whatever he can find . ❞     considers if for a moment , but decides it better to give hers .     ❝ relax ,   you can have mine ,   ‘m not really that hungry anyway . ❞