#blaise goth

[zethsgraphix]

Fred's Head site vectors

[zeffdakilla]

can we get a fred's head fandom in here

[carewyncromwell]

[HPHM] Tristan Cromwell Playlist

Tristan Cromwell is the youngest member of the Cromwell Clan, and therefore the youngest of Carewyn Cromwell's cousins. Despite this, being the only son of Carewyn's uncle, Blaise Cromwell, who took over leadership of the Clan after Charles's imprisonment and death, Tristan is also intended to inherit the role of Clan patriarch from Blaise once he becomes an adult. This is complicated, however, by Blaise's suffocating, controlling, abusive parenting, which results in Tristan being dreadfully sheltered, eccentric, entitled, condescending, and lacking in both social skills and basic politeness. Fortunately Tristan isn't completely hopeless. When Carewyn first meets him, it becomes clear to her that for all his faults, Tristan is an incredibly creative, yet lonely person who is desperate for love and approval. And because Blaise has always been the most important person in his life, Tristan longs to make his father proud and take care of him and the rest of his family the way he's expected to. This includes mending the rift between the Clan and Lane, Jacob and Carewyn. Somewhere along the line, Tristan internalized a lesson about love that Blaise never did, which was that love at its core is selfless and longs to make others happy instead of just yourself -- and so Tristan wants his family reunited not out of possessiveness like Blaise, but out of a strong sense of duty to and caring for his loved ones. Tristan's focus on the feelings of others may be linked to his strong interest in both creature and animal anatomy, which eventually earns him an internship with the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures and (later) helps him pursue a career as a Healer specializing in the care of magical creatures. Like all other Cromwells as well, Tristan has a deep love and passion for music. Unlike the others, though, Tristan's musical talent isn't best expressed vocally, but at the piano, which he mastered over the course of many long, lonely years trapped inside the Cromwell Manor with no one his age for company.

"This is Halloween (cover)" by Marilyn Manson

"Victor's Piano Solo" from Corpse Bride

"There's a Good Reason the Tables are Numbered Honey" by Panic! at the Disco

"Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones

"Waiting on a Miracle (cover)" by Scott Shattuck

"Learn to be Lonely" by Minnie Driver

"Misfit" by Curiosity Killed the Cat

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day

"Shatter Me" by Lindsey Stirling ft. Lzzy Hale

"Because of You (cover)" by Stephen Scaccia

"Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance

[hp-hcs]

fiendfyre — death eater! blaise zabini x male! order of the phoenix! reader

written specifically with my king @gayaristocrat in mind. you didn’t ask for this, but yk i wrote it anyways. we can be blaise fanboys/simps together <3

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Sometimes I wish I’d never rescued him.

I hadn’t even meant to, in all honesty. But what else could I have done? Just watched as the fiery serpent consumed them all?

No, no. Anything but that.

~~~

Sometimes I wish I’d never rescued him.

Who knows what would’ve happened?

Maybe if I hadn’t, the wonderful, perfect Golden Trio would’ve.

Maybe they would’ve saved the boys from the Room of Requirement.

Instead of me.

Maybe if they had, Harry James Potter would’ve had an answer for Narcissa Malfoy when she leaned down to whisper, Draco is alive?

Maybe he would have had an answer.

Maybe then Narcissa Malfoy wouldn’t have leveled her wand at Harry James Potter’s face and whispered Avada Kedavra through hysterical, never-ending tears.

Maybe.

~~~

Sometimes I wish I’d never rescued him.

Maybe if I hadn’t, the Dark Lord wouldn’t have won.

Maybe if I hadn’t, Harry James Potter wouldn’t have died.

Maybe if I hadn’t, Narcissa Malfoy wouldn’t have wrongfully assumed her son was dead and retaliated against Harry James Potter.

Maybe.

Who’s to say?

~~~

Sometimes I wish I’d never rescued him.

But sometimes I’m glad for it.

Like when I met his mother for the very first time.

An intimidating woman, as you might expect someone with a high body count—in both senses of the term—to be.

But she’d swept me up in a warm hug and thanked me over and over again for saving her son’s life.

I remember he blushed and grinned in that way that only he can do.

That shy little smile that I’m convinced exists solely for me and for me alone.

~~~

Sometimes I wish I’d never rescued him.

Like when he decided—after the fall of the Chosen One—that I was his.

Whether I liked it or not.

His family name became even more prominent than it already had been. A name of astounding political power and wealth.

And now, thanks to my teenaged savior complex and guilty conscience, I had not only his family in debt to me, but also the Malfoys, the Crabbes, and the Goyles.

My name was even more prominent than any of theirs.

It was power I didn’t want.

I never wanted my name to be tied to so many Death Eaters. That was the complete opposite of what I stood for.

But I didn’t have a choice in the matter.

~~~

Sometimes I wish I’d never rescued him.

When I have to wear those unnecessarily expensive suits for meetings.

I hate meetings.

He’ll always straighten my tie and button my jacket before we walk in together.

Together.

Because when aren’t we together?

It’s me and him. Him and me.

Whether I like it or not.

~~~

Sometimes I wish I’d never rescued him.

But now, as I look down at the richly shimmering silver band he holds as he kneels down in front of me, I can’t help but feel glad that I did.

After all, it’s me and him.

Him and me.

‘Till death do us part.

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[tiredofthehumanlife]

Master list

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Key

Angsty

Fluff

Moderately spicy

smut

Slytherin boys

Blaise

Blaise ditches a party to join you upstairs

Dating Blaise Zabini hcs

Mattheo

Mattheo is Gomez you are Morticia pt 1

Mattheo is Gomez you are Morticia pt 2

Mattheo is Gomez blah blah pt 3

Mattheo gets nervy around r bc they're so hot

Mattheo hates your boyfriend, Cormac

Mattheo’s dad sucks and you have a lot of y/n moments and gain a lot of trauma

Draco

Dating Draco hcs

Marauders era

Marauders cheat cards

Valkyries cheat cards

Skittle cheat cards

Marauders hanging up pictures hcs

Marauders stubbing their toe hcs

Jegulus

You and your boyfriend James both think regulus is fine as fuuuuuuuuuuckk

^^Pt 2 of the above^^

You get called in to your kids school bc they got into a fight but friends' dads are hot

Part two (you to a waterpark)^^^^^^^^

You and your boyfriend Reggie meet a hot guy at the Ren fair

you come out to james and regulus as genderfluid

Regulus and James are ice skaters and they kiss and you kiss them and everybody kisses

Regulus post cave and stuff it's cool and fun

Jegulily

You're insecure and your lovers love you idk

You and jegugily bang

You and jegugily have a baby

Wolfstar

You and Sirius make out to get Remus’ attention

Rosekiller

You, Evan, and Barty bang, with knives, it's cool

Barty wrecks havoc in his animagus form on his way to give you and Evan cuddles

Ppl spread rumors abt you and ur boyfriends batty and Evan

You got dysphoria so Evan and Barty canceled their plans

You and Evan are famous acting professionals and Barty makes edits

You annoy your lovers during class (in a fun way they love you they think it's quirky)

You change your fashion out of insecurity and they comfort you

Dorlene

You and your gf Marlene flirt with Dorcas in a roundabout way

Poly marauders

Remus' pain flares up and you get overstimulated

They find out you play violin

Moonwater

Regulus and Remus date and then also date you and there's kisses and yeah you should read it it's cool

Prongsfoot

Sirius and James are in a band and think you're hot

Evan Barty And Reg

Genderfluid reader with Evan barty and Regulus

Regulus

Ur Reggie's muse

Reggie gets drunk and confesses to you

Part two^^^^^(confessing)

runaway groom (you & regulus kiss)

runaway bride (you & regulus kiss)

Remus

remus helps you find words and the lid to a jar

Lily

You give your roommate lily head

James

You have feelings bc your home was unkind and James loved you idk

Barty

You have a headache and are horny and Barty gives you a handy

Barty and you are slutty and you like do things idk dude I'm tired

The umbrella academy

Five/max ig

You guys are just loving and go to graces birthday party

You chill out after an agreement in the five deli

Klaus

You're goth and Klaus thinks youre hot

Lockwood and Co

Anthony

Lockwood gets asked out by someone else and hilarity ensues

Lockwood gets a secret admirer

Lockwood gives you head while on the job

^^^ part two^^^

Locklyle

You are embarrassed about about having a stuffy but locklyle comfort you

Lockwood and Lucy think you (their neighbor) is hot

Supernatural

Dean

You hide your kid from Dean bc he's an immature little bitch

Part two^^^^^

Kick-Ass

Dave

You're a super hero and you find out Dave is kickass and flirt with him to see what happens

You guys like enjoy comics and you patch him up and you guys kiss and and and

Criminal minds

Spencer

Secret relationship

Pt 2^^^^^^

Derek

You confess that you were SAed and Derek loves you idk

Percy Jackson hoes

You're a sheriff and Derek is nice to you

Hotch

You're his nanny

Luke

Luke's wank bank

Soaked

Luke's an underwear stealer

Pathetic loser Luke crys

Long hair Luke

Luke peeks through your window

Luke fingering you under the stars

Luke listens to you talking Abt frogs

Luke and Aphrodite!reader

Luke and more pulling hair

Bottoms wife

Hazel

After you and Hazel kiss for the first time

Hazel yearns

It's Hazel's birthday and you guys make out

Hazel knows how to use a yoyo

You and Hazel scissor

You finger Hazel in the school bathroom

Descendants

Hook

Your ass is kidnapped

[teaforthotxxx]

See the thing about Pansy and Hermoine (Pansmoine) vs Ronmoine is that I have no real reason to prefer Pansmoine. I just do.

Like ok I know some people don’t like ronmoine cause of the movies but they were cute in the books (from what I remember). They have that bickering married couple vibe. But PANSMOINE has that dark academia we fell in love through hexes and secret meetings in the library vibes.

Like Pansy stole Hermoine’s first kiss. She used to hex Ron for being so close to Hermoine. Pansy getting annoyed that Hermoine was always called “Potter’s girlfriend”. Pansy getting protective over Hermoine’s title as the “brightest witch of her year”. Pansy who struggled with loving a mudblood and living up to the expectations of her death eater asian parents.

Hermoine finding Pansy crying after failing a test. Hermoine fixing Pansy’s eyeliner in the girl’s bathroom. Hermoine telling Draco and Blaise to look out for Pansy because she is going through a tough time and needs support.

Bonus points if its POC curly haired Hermoine x asian goth Pansy.

[mechanicaldance]

well since I don’t think it’s in the bio page, I’ll make a lil list of both Ballora and Em that y’all might have forgotten or not known. Or just refreshing bc I might not have talked about in a while.

Emelie;; born mute but knows sign in many languages: French and English primarily, with some Chinese, Spanish, Russian. She can write okay enough but her spelling is not the best.

has four children, not three: Michel, Vanessa, Jacqueline (Elisabeth), Blaise (Evan).

does not like crowds despite performing for large crowds. Will have panic attacks if alone sent to do something.

constantly wears her circus attire + makeup. Hardly any exceptions.

has many, many scars and injuries (and trauma) from her parents. Hardly tells anyone of any of them (even William). Tries to hide them best she can . * pls leave the lights on at all. Full darkness is a severe trigger.

has hands and wrists completely covered with rose + vine tattoos. Left arm has a full sleeve tattoo of a tree + flowers. Has bats on her left shoulder blade, heart over her heart with a date, rabbits on inner right thigh. Plans to add more tattoos.

has at least two knives on her at all times. Don’t come between a girl and her knives.

will figuratively (and literally die) if William leaves/divorces her for any reason. This man is her entire life. She’s quite dependent on him. And will die of heartbreak separated from him .

is extremely flexible and quite strong. Will flex on anyone in a good hearted nature.

but also quite malnourished from the abuse from parents. Is in better health though after marrying William.

circus goth wife

whopping 4’10 (5’1 with heels)

Ballora ;;

has hand tattoos similar to Emelie, even one arm extends all the way. They’re swirly like a fine china pattern.

her design based entirely on a doll Emelie had seen as a child.

delves out of the dancer routine she’s been programmed with to follow Emelies profession as a trapeze artist.

has a thick French accent, often speaks fully in French or just words or phrases.

does not get scooped; saves Michel from the same fate to live with him.

does not kill unless threatened or need to. Protects children at all costs.

Wears her wedding ring 24/7 (SL as a necklace, SB as an actual ring)

often talks of William but doesn’t name drop often. Always speaks like a girl so in love (which, still is).

purposefully named the minireenas after the Afton children.

wears hair down from bun often. Hair is wavy, almost curly. * will do others hair. Free of charge .

not as freely goth but will sneak in black makeup here and there (SB)

spider wife

6’2 of sass

[annachum]

Some HP characters' styles

. Harry Potter : Basically often in a ' effortlessly put together ' style with track suits, t shirts, denim jackets and sneakers

. Ron Weasley : Similarly with Harry but often more colorful and eclectic. Defo tried to wear something inspired by Freddie Mercury at least once ( he was a teen in the 1990s. Come on now )

. Hermione Granger : Preppy academia styles with often earthy tones

. Ginny Weasley : Bold athletic and trendy styles with often bold colors and sneakers

. Luna Lovegood : Eclectic, soft fairy core styles with soft pants and skirts, and often butterfly hair clips

. Rolf Scamander : Athletic trendy styles often with dragon themed elements ( he becomes a dragon racing world champion and later dragonologist )

. Neville Longbottom : Preppy yet effortless styles often with cardigans and t shirts

. Hannah Abbott : Soft boho styles with often splashes of yellow ( kinda like Phoebe Duffay's styles in spades lol )

. Fleur Delacour : Elegant, sophisticated styles often with French touches ( similarly with the styles of Vanessa Paradis and the styles in Parisianvibe btw )

. Daphne Greengrass : Glam goth styles often in splashes of green, with some Russian touches ( similarly with the styles of Amora in Earth )

. Astoria Greengrass : Soft goth styles which often mix and match darker shades with pastel shades ( kinda like how I imagine Anna Pavlova may dress like in a Modern AU )

. Draco Malfoy : Basically preppy goth styles with starry elements often

. Blaise Zambini : Oceancore goth styles with often gold accessories ( kinda like How I imagine Namor's human world styles may be like in spades )

. Bill Weasley : Cool rocker styles often with earrings and ripped jeans and such. Fleur thinks his style is ' tres cool ' btw.

. Gabrielle Delacour : Preppy and girly styles with often knee high boots and cardigans ( kinda like Gwen Stacy's styles in spades )

. Angelina Johnson : Edgy/grunge styles with athletic kick, often with sneakers and statement accessories

. Percy Weasley : Often in preppy, clean cut styles with often suits and dress shoes

. Audrey Scamander ( older sis of Rolf and eventual wife of Percy ) : Edgy glam styles with often pant suits and silver/gold accessories ( kinda like Samantha Jones from SATC's styles in spades )

[7grandyears]

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does your music taste differ from alter to alter? how? (from this ask game)

it differs enough to where we're fighting over what to listen to on the bus every morning LOL

every alter seems to have a singular band or genre they gravitate towards. most of these are just variations of rock or electronic

under the cut: as much music taste info as i can remember about each alter

dia - mashups mainly but also rock/some 2000-2010s pop. no specific bands afaik

dreams - stuff you would hear on a classic rock radio station

frag - ditto ^ but tends to be into the softer songs

splitter - splittercore (where he chose his name lol) or speedcore, no specific bands/artists

kiki/blaise - wide variety of genres; likes the band incubus notably but is starting to dabble in bjork and femtanyl songs

l3ga - mashups lol

miles - anything with synths in it. #1 c418 fan forever

mira - likes nin but likes justice more

moods - "dad rock"

mysikt - "adhd music", any mashups with a lot of samples or that's really fast

n - number one lcd soundsystem fan for fucking eversauce. trying to get back into tears for fears and has been dabbling a little bit into goth music

siiva - high quality rips. obviously

me (vavr) - rips and mashups i guess. ive been looking to get into sugar ray because ive liked a couple of their songs a lot

vega - i dont actually know

[dhr-ao3]

Hatchets Un-Buried or Cassie Malfoys Adventures in Government-Mandated Homewrecking

Hatchets Un-Buried, or, Cassie Malfoys Adventures in Government-Mandated Homewrecking https://ift.tt/GFyzTkS by ConstantlyPurpLexed “I’m sorry, let me see if I can get this right - seven hundred years ago, the Lord Malfoy signed a deal with Lord Weasley, specifically just to fuck him over. Knowing full well that House Malfoy will only ever be born sons, he promised a daughter that would never exist - but when I finally had my name legally changed yesterday, suddenly I fill the role of this promised daughter? And now, due to the treaty signed by two men dozens of generations ago, I am legally obligated to marry the fucking Weasel?” The ministry stooge nodded, his fat, sweaty face lightening into a relieved grin. “Yes, thats exactly right Miss Malfoy, I’m glad you’ve managed to be so understanding.” From her left side, a quick inhale drew her attention, and she turned to meet the eyes of one Ronald Billious Weasley. He looked her up and down, blinking rapidly, then cocked his head to the side. Those rusty tumblers started spinning, and something approaching an original thought clunked its way through. “...Draco?” “My name is Cassiopeia,” she said numbly, lightheaded, frustrated, and already quite done with the day. “And I want a divorce.” Words: 11122, Chapters: 2/12, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Cassiopeia Malfoy(Trans Draco), Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Harry Potter Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Trans Female Draco Malfoy, Stupid contrived old magic nonsense, Mildly Dubious Consent, Polyamory, Transphobia, Misgendering, Some of the misgendering is born of ignorance, Some of it... isn't, No Ron-Bashing he just needs to learn a bit, Post-War, I made Cassie a 2006 goth babe, Take one look at her and tell me I'm wrong, Author isn't British just pretending to be, No beta and not looking for corrections, The setting is absolutely dubcon but Cassie is wierdly here for it, Arranged Marriage, Reclaiming Childhood Memories from the TERFs via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/hr6uZk0 September 10, 2023 at 02:56PM

[lmelodie]

I must now infect YOU with OC beach day asks, so, WOE! BEACH DAY BE UPON YE AND YOUR OC'S?

(Killian doesn't strike me as a beach guy, but Mera is like. A force to be reckoned with and I need to know if she COULD drag him to the beach >:)

I'm SO GLAD YOU ASKED! And I'm also really glad that you have such a good handle on these characters personalities. I've also added Lucy as well because she has become my oc-in-law of sorts. BEACH DAY FUCKERS LETS GOOO!

Chimera:

Mera loves the beach a fair amount, but she's banned from quite a few beaches because of her tendency to “enhance” the PH level of the water. She’s not allowed at a handful of different lakes.

But! The bodies of water she’s allowed to go to she has a blast. She usually goes by herself or occasionally with a gaggle of her friends. And after getting all her stuff set up its straight to the water!

I've mentioned it before in a different ask, but she LOVES splashing around in the water. She brings her own giant rubber ball (the ones that the tigers get to play with in zoos) and goes HAM! She likes swimming under the water too and being fully submerged. 

Maybe she catches a stray fish in her mouth, who knows.

When not in the water however its tanning hour. She tans like a champ and is two or three shades darker than when she arrived. She does The Cat thing where she’ll find a nice patch of sun and bask in it for a long while. Some kind of alcoholic drink next to her and she’s good for a looong time. She pulls a Blaise and becomes the sand.

She also has her own music blasting somewhere next to her as a soundtrack for her trip. If no one else at the beach likes her music taste, then they must suffer anyway cause she’s not changing it >:)

If she is so inclined, she will be bringing the latest trashy romance novel she's into atm. Ya know, essentials.

If she’s with the girlies she will be spilling ALL THE GOSSIP. She is all over that rumor mill and will be talking shit about everyone while she’s there.

I feel like she has her own specially made chair set up so that she can comfortably relax and veg out on the sand. Considering the awkward physique. 

She has also been known to frequent nudist beaches on occasion. Nudist magical beaches are very far and few between, so she actually tries her best to NOT get banned from the few that there are. She’s all about letting the lord hold her tits from time to time.

But as far as clothing goes, she already wears garments that are practically bikini tops anyway, so her swimwear is basically the equivalent of two pasties and couple of strings. Helps with the tan lines at any rate.

Killian:

You are very right in that Kills has informed me personally that he doesn't like the beach all that much lol. Most of the time will not humor the thought of going to one. It’s just not his thing; it's in broad daylight, there's not a lot of places to hide or lurk, its uncomfortably hot.

(Cue cartoonish image of a random goth at a beach)

HOWEVER, the only time where he will consider going to the beach is if it's at nighttime. Nighttime beaches kinda act as a weird liminal space (in my opinion), and he’s always looking for more of those to hang out at. So, he’ll only go as long as it's after sunset.

Chimera (and later Jack when they eventually get back together), plan this accordingly if they want to invite him on this kinda outing. They will compromise and plan the day so that it goes from early evening to full nighttime so that he won't be as uncomfortable. 

He also doesn't dress for the occasion either. He will wear his usual full coverage outfit to the beach and strip accordingly. Leaving the shirt and pants with the legs rolled up.

(This beach episode thing has made me realize that I do not like to think about this man's grippers being out in any capacity.)

And he doesn't even do much while he’s there either! He’ll mostly just wade through the shallows and think. Shoot the shit with whoever he happens to be with. Scare any straggling passersby. Ominously lurk in the far distance.

He likes talking with Mera and having a drink but ultimately complains a whole bunch that they could've just done this at home and how his coat is now full of sand. She will try and splash him a little, but this just gets on his nerves more than anything. They might have to fight about it, they might scrap.

Post Reunion with Jack, he is a little more lenient with him, and complains a lot more silently. Jack fully understands that this not his comfort zone and tries to dial back the Jackness as much as possible. It only works some of the time.

Jack will also throw snowballs at him, but that's just something he does in their day to day anyway. So they will ALSO scrap. If Mera annoys him, Jack must have a death wish.

MAYBE romance happens. MAYBE. I will let you decide what exactly goes down if anything at all 😉

There was one time where he ended up bringing very illegal fireworks and let those off from the shoreline. He did like that part at least.

Lucy:

Lucy liked the beach before getting powers, but after? She LOVES the place. And that’s because of the moon and its effects on the tides. After getting her powers she finds being at the beach a lot more peaceful and centering than before. She ends up actually buying property on the beach front at some point and just lives there later in life :)

She is a volleyball QUEEN. She slaughters at beach volleyball and Charlie thinks he can win every time thinking THIS TIME will be the one. And he always loses and never learns. She walks away 20 bucks richer on beach days.

She also enjoys a good footrace, never one to be the fastest but consistently comes in second or third and is always a good sport about it.

One of her more odd abilities is to be able to perfectly split and evenly divide things (she's like a living set of scales) so this means she can actually MOSSES THE SEA and carves out a little alcove for herself to walk along the bottom of the ocean floor and collect shells and sea glass.

Sibling Stack beach edition is literally just Charlie throwing the likes of Luce and Buddy straight into the water. And this never gets old.

She's a fan of both burying someone and getting buried in the sand, she gets a kick out of both.

She might also bring along a certain fiery mermaid friend named Ryder 👀 I don't know exactly what his personality is yet, but he enables Lucy’s behaviors 100% of the time. Good and bad. He’s all about the girl boss AND woman fail moments. He’s the epitome of, Kick his ass baby I got your flower.

Like the twins he does make the water warmer, and they will go scuba diving together. Looking at all the fishes and reefs and things. She holds onto him while he goes swims super fast and she loves it to pieces.

She has sandwiches! She packs the picnic and caters to everyone's individual tastes.

She periodically bothers Jack about cooling her off during the day until he gets the idea to just dump her into a huge pile of snow on the sand.

Anyway, thanks for letting me ramble about the summer blorbos in the middle of spring.

[zethsgraphix]

Giant archive of Fred's Head wallpapers

[zeffdakilla]

forgot to post some freds

[carewyncromwell]

"Well, well -- looks like we caught a little princess."

"'Extremely dangerous: keep out of reach of children.' ...Cool!"

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Hey, I said I'd have more of my characters dressed up for Halloween! Well, here's Carewyn and Jacob's uncle, Blaise Cromwell, and his son, Tristan, dressed as Colonel Muska from Studio Ghibli's Castle in the Sky and Sid Phillips from Pixar's Toy Story, respectively! I'll be honest, I did waffle a little on who I was going to dress these two up as, but I'm overall really happy with how they turned out!

Blaise's second choice was Magnifico from the upcoming film Wish, since that character is voiced by Chris Pine, my face claim for Blaise...but honestly, we know so little about the character so far that I couldn't really guess how proper of a fit the casting would be, and honestly, most of what I've gathered so far led me to think it's not as good of a fit. However smug and arrogant Blaise can be, he really isn't a show-off, vain, or interested in positive attention from the masses, the way Magnifico seems to be...so ultimately Colonel Muska -- easily my favorite Ghibli villain of all time -- felt like a better fit to me. Just like Muska, Blaise is more than crafty enough to emotionally manipulate others to get his way, and his motivation honestly comes back to his family line. He's not the sort to want the world to love or praise him, but he is absolutely the sort to want the power he feels is owed him by his heritage, and he has been poisoned enough by Charles's toxic masculinity to bypass values like compassion and nurturing kindness in favor of violence and control. Not to mention I could totally see Blaise "coddling" Carewyn in a similar way that Muska "coddles" Sheeta, acting all understanding and decent until he's challenged and put in a position where he might not get what he wants. And honestly, Mark Hamill just knocks the SOCKS off Muska in the dub, which is the version of Muska I first encountered as a girl!!

My second choice for Tristan was Victor Van Dort from Tim Burton's Corpse Bride...but I'm sorry, as much as Tristan has the "isolated, piano-playing Goth boy" element down, especially in his fashion sense as an adult, I felt like Victor just didn't capture the slightly messed-up, darkness-loving, eccentric aspect of Carewyn's youngest cousin. Tristan loves studying both human and animal anatomy, to the extent that he has a dog skeleton in his room and dresses it up like a pet. He finds macabre amusement in telling Carewyn that Hogsmeade village got burned to the ground by the Death Eaters. He has no social skills and has a bad tendency to boss people around when he wants something rather than use even the barest amount of politeness. TELL ME that doesn't remind you of a certain crazy neighborhood bully with a love of ripping toys apart and putting them back together in freakish creations. Plus, I'll just be honest, working at the Oogie Boogie Bash at Disneyland, Sid's meet-and-greets are just ridiculously fun. Fortunately unlike a lot of other Disney and Pixar "villains," Sid isn't a truly evil person -- just an incredibly mean-spirited kid -- and considering he does seem to have chilled out by movie 3 enough to get a cameo working as a garbageman, I'd like to think that like Tristan does, Sid eventually matured a bit and maybe became a slightly better person.

Happy Halloween, all! Much love!! xoxo 🎃

[danco110]

“Maladola! Minosz! Hi!”

The two Orzhov angels guarding the cathedral regarded their more enthusiastic counterpart with nary a word. In turn, the excited seraph redoubled her efforts to greet the sentries.

“So, er…how goes the door guarding? I bet you’ve seen some characters, huh?”

“Blaise,” droned the guard with a wicked scythe in her hands.

“Y-Yes, Minosz?”

“Go away,” muttered the other angel, whose grip around her greatsword tightened almost imperceptibly.

“Oh, I’m sorry, Maladola! I just wanted to say hello.”

“Hello,” the sentries greeted in unison, with no warmth in their voices. “And goodbye.”

Blaise heaved a great sigh, and sat down on the curb beside the doorway. “You know, you two-“

“Go away.”

“-are always so confident. I wish I could be like that.”

Maladola’s perpetual scowl deepened. “Why?” she asked.

“It’s just that, you two always seem so sure of yourselves. Well, that, and there’s the whole goth thing you two have going on, what with the piercings and the blackout contact lenses and-”

“Wh- We are not…” Maladola fell silent. The angel cleared her throat and scratched the top of her bald head, clearly embarrassed at her outburst.

“All right, maybe we are,” Minosz chuckled quietly. “But, one’s choice of guild should not be dictated by fashion.”

Blaise nodded wryly. “I know, but it’s a smaller thing that points to the larger thing. Confidence and all that.”

“Oh, that’s right,” Maladola drawled. “You’re still new. Don’t worry, Blaise. Your heart will harden. Either that, or you could just work for one of the patriarchs.”

Blaise made a noise of disgust, and threw a grimace over her shoulder at the other angels.

“The patriarchs, like Lord Karlov? I’ll pass.”

The sentries visibly struggled to contain their laughter, lest one of the spirits in question happen upon them.

“Good call.”

[harleyacoincidence]

I was tagged by @the-down-upside-finch in a game about how your characters from different WIPs would judge each other. I have a nice bunch of dramatic people, so this should be interesting. The post I was tagged in is here. The link to the original post is here.

Tagging (with no pressure): @aziz-reads @olivescales3 @galactic-knightmare and anyone who would like to join!

Here we go, get ready for a long one:

Characters I will be using:

Hadeon, Time, Hemlock, Lawrence, Alodar Dresden, Selene Hargrave, Blaise, Ferphasia, Bridget, and Lilin.

Hadeon’s Opinions:

Time:

Pretentious hipster with the IQ of a granite countertop. 

Dispose of immediately.

Hemlock: 

Respectable powers and use of them.

Disgusting tendencies.

Lawrence:

Annoying.

Dispose of immediately.

Alodar:

A little too goth, but excellent strategies and thought processes.

Commune with more often.

Selene:

Lovely sense of humour, quite reasonable.

Spend time with more often.

Blaise:

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!

Permanently dispose of as soon as possible.

Ferphasia:

Impressive powers and dedication to beliefs and values, but too cutesy.

Leave alone.

Bridget:

Reasonable, interesting powers.

Commune with to cause chaos and commit crimes.

Lilin:

Got what she deserved.

To be forgotten.

Time’s Opinions:

Hadeon:

A bit too rude.

Avoid if possible.

Hemlock:

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Avoid being spotted by him at all costs.

Lawrence:

Self-absorbed idiot.

Keep on hit list.

Alodar:

Unconcerned.

Who cares?

Selene:

A possible threat.

Avoid or be written into fanfiction.

Blaise:

Relatable, but childish and annoying.

Avoid this brat.

Ferphasia:

Valiant, with good intentions.

Leave alone for now.

Bridget:

Too short-tempered.

Avoid indefinitely.

Lilin:

Who??

What??

Hemlock’s Opinions

Hadeon:

Very reasonable, quite respectable.

Commune with more often.

Time:

A moron and a coward.

Kill as soon as possible.

Lawrence:

YES! KILL!

[crowd cheers]

Alodar:

Decent, if a little too goth.

Leave alone.

Selene:

Decent, if a little concerning.

Convince to not write fanfiction.

Blaise:

Bratty.

Avoid or kill on sight.

Ferphasia:

Needs to pick up on Jade’s hints.

Set up on a date with Jade.

Bridget:

Fun to be around, if a little too fiery.

Leave be.

Lilin:

A failure of a demon.

Avoid.

Lawrence’s Opinions:

Hadeon:

Nice ranking, terrible personality.

Avoid due to the rumour about his weapon.

Time:

Who?

Where?

Hemlock:

Just no.

Avoid at all costs, even for scams.

Alodar:

Not really all that interesting or important.

Scam if possible.

Selene:

Truly terrifying.

Avoid at all costs.

Blaise:

Stylish and relatable, but too low-ranking.

Leave alone.

Ferphasia:

Lovely to deal with.

Commune with more often.

Bridget:

Too dangerous, inferior as well.

Avoid unless scamming.

Lilin:

Boring, inferior.

Avoid.

Alodar’s Opinions

Hadeon:

Ask for advice on keeping hostages.

Meet up with more frequently.

Time:

Good sense of style, a bit of a crybaby.

I’ve never seen this dude in my life and do not intend to again.

Hemlock:

Too similar to my patron.

Run.

Lawrence:

Oh my God, do you ever shut up?

Avoid.

Selene:

My worst nightmare.

Avoid to keep fanfics shipping me and Grokk together from coming into existence.

Blaise:

Annoying.

Traumatize or attempt to kill.

Ferphasia:

Me, but worse.

Ehh?

Bridget:

Very fun to be around.

Spend time together more often.

Lilin:

An understandable person, and quite sophisticated.

Consider meeting again.

Selene's Opinions:

Hadeon:

Bestie!!

WRITE FANFICTION WITH HIM IN IT-

Time:

No thanks.

Bye.

Hemlock:

WTF???

Put in the soup of death.

Lawrence:

I get you, but you're annoying and weird.

Avoid.

Alodar:

Now this is a man perfect for my latest angst work.

Interview subtly to learn more about him and how he works.

Blaise:

Who?

Stupid name.

Ferphasia:

Your opinions are correct.

Attempt to hang out without making it weird.

Bridget:

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING!

Interact with more often, if schedules allow.

Lilin:

Oh no, not her again.

DEATH!

Blaise's Opinions:

Hadeon:

I'm going to get you in trouble for so much.

GIVE ME YOUR RANK! NOW!

Time:

OMG! You're me! But better!

How do I become you.

Hemlock:

I idolize you.

Convince him to teach of his ways.

Lawrence:

You are me. But in a different colour of suit.

Boring? Kind of?

Alodar:

You are just some edgelord.

Leave alone.

Selene:

OH GOD, NOT HER-

RUN!

Ferphasia:

How are you this nice and this powerful? Are you stupid?

Avoid. She'll make me go soft.

Bridget:

I can get behind your anger and your power.

Kind of useless otherwise.

Lilin:

Didn't you die years ago?

Leave alone???

Ferphasia's Opinions:

Hadeon:

You, sir, need help.

Avoid.

Time:

This guy exists?

Huh?

Hemlock:

You're my girlfriend's brother, but I personally don't like you.

Avoid, or banish.

Lawrence:

OMG BESTIE!!

Consider holding another festival in order to work with him again.

Alodar:

You need therapy and someone to get rid of your patron.

Send him help.

Selene:

You are quite noble.

You are free to write fanfiction about me, but please keep it light.

Blaise:

Why do you exist?

Avoid.

Bridget:

You're nice when you're not too angry.

Leave in peace.

Lilin:

Who?

What?

Bridget's Opinions:

Hadeon:

You're a bit too violent, but you're alright.

No comment.

Time:

No thanks.

Avoid.

Hemlock:

Heck no, get him away from me.

Avoid.

Lawrence:

I mean, he's alright.

Nothing too special.

Alodar:

You need some actual help.

Send to Ferphasia, Kari, or even Kenzo.

Selene:

I respect your determination.

Don't let anyone tell you what you can or can't do.

Blaise:

Annoying little ant.

Avoid or destroy.

Ferphasia:

You're pretty nice.

No comment.

Lilin:

Eh, you're nothing out of the ordinary.

Leave alone.

Lilin's Opinions:

Hadeon:

Selfish, but extremely powerful.

Avoid, unless you want to get destroyed again.

Time

No thanks.

Avoid.

Hemlock

You'd make a great demon.

Stay away from me.

Lawrence:

You are a sad excuse for a minor antagonist.

KILL!

Alodar:

You're relatable.

Leave in peace.

Selene:

nO-

RUN, BEFORE SHE MAKES ANOTHER FANFICTION!

Blaise:

I wish I could have joined you.

Interact with?

Ferphasia:

Annoyingly sweet.

Leave alone.

Bridget:

Feminism win! Let's have Girl's Night.

Interact with, unless she's angry.

Pretty sure I got everyone. Let me know if I missed someone in the order.