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[kafkian]

Kicking in your door to say AHHH!! Ravenous is such an amazing movie and I'm glad you enjoyed it!! It really asks the question of: what if we were just two guys who could never be free of each other?? 😍🥰

IT WAS SO GOOD .... I ENJOYED IT SO MUCH.... I never imagined I would see a cannibalistic Robert Carlyle slutting around after Guy Pearce in such a manner, and yet it was everything I needed. Two bravura performances that dare to ask: 'Is he... You know.... A cannibal?'

[fille-lioncelle]

❣️ Freeze ❣️ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Nothing bad will happen if you break the chain, but you can keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!

No, YOU!! 🤍🤍🤍

Thank you, baby, this is very sweet of you 🥰 Can't believe you'd do your fieancée like this, though. You don't even know anything about my blog! They do follow me, you know? Smh, right on their dashboard...

[stereknation]

Never Did Run Smooth by blacktofade, siredtosourwolf 

Summary: Medieval Chasing Liberty AU: As the only son of King Stilinski, Stiles doesn't have a lot of freedom, but he doesn't let that stop him from traveling for days to the biggest festival of the season with a begrudging stranger, Derek.

Rating: Explicit 

Main Character(s): Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski

Additional Character(s): Sheriff Stilinski, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall

Pairing(s): Stiles Stilinski/ Derek Hale, Allison Argent/Scott McCall (background) 

Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Medieval, First Time, Fingerfucking, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending, Inspired by a Movie

Words: 34,206

Chapters: 1/1

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Kirk/Chekov/Bones. Kirk has been secretly fucking his lithe young Ensign. Bones 'accidentally' walks in on them, and threesome sexytiems ensue. (thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: shockselectric (blacktofade)

Archive Link

[hedwig221b]

For the fic recs, anything with babies please? Or just pregnant stiles?

I'm weeping I love kid!fics and mpreg!Stiles...

👶

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates…even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it.

“Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists.

“What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over.

“I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

The More That I Know You (the more I want to) by LadySlytherin

When death, in the form of hunters, comes for a family of Kelpies seeking refuge in the Preserve - in Hale territory - the Hale Pack is too late to save them. Before he dies, the male Kelpie presses a precious bundle into Stiles’ arms and begs the Emissary to take responsibility for it, which an initially reluctant Stiles does. When he agreed, Stiles had no idea what the sight of him with a baby would do to his esteemed Alpha, Derek. If he’d known, he might not have been so reluctant to agree.

The Alpha and his Spark by sandyde03

Stiles is pregnant. Derek is perpetually horny and possessive. Stiles is confused. Not by Derek sexing him up. He loves that. It’s the fact that ever since he started to show that he was with pup everyone has been avoiding his eyes.

Loving Isaac by QueenOfAngst21

A regular patrol around their land takes a turn for the worse when Derek and Isaac run into a unwanted visitor. Just when Derek thinks they are in the clear, he wakes to find not his beta beside him but a crying blonde haired baby right where he left Isaac. The pack stumbles over themselves as their alpha and emissary navigate this new dynamic and find each other along the way.

Last To Know by Never_Says_Die

Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And apparently the first baby!werewolf being born into the pack (their Alpha's, no less) is a big freakin' deal and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. When Stiles figures out why everyone's been acting so weird around him, he's not amused.

An Alpha's Baby by Dexterous_Sinistrous

It had been more than a year since Stiles had been home to Beacon Hills. Things didn't end well between him and Derek. And now, returning with a baby, Stiles starts to question if he really did the right thing and leave, or if he should have stayed.

Let your unfaithful weaving go by DarkAthena (seraphim_grace)

Every night Stiles goes into the feasting hall to work on the shroud he is making for his husband, knowing that the alphas circle him like sharks until he is inevitably forced to choose one to stand as his alpha and Eli's regent.

It's been four years and he doesn't know how much longer he can do this.

Fire, Fury, and Flame by IAmAVeronica

Stiles Stilinski was never going to be the omega who got knocked up right after high school, and then he's accidentally artificially inseminated with a stranger's sperm.

Awesome.

And the father of Stiles's baby just so happens to be Derek Hale. Half-feral, quite possibly a murderer, and pursued by a gleefully sadistic band of hunters who are only too eager to use Stiles and his baby to hit Derek right where it hurts.

Joy.

Shifts by gryvon

Stiles has what he's always secretly wanted - he's in a relationship with Derek and he's one of Derek's betas - but all that gets turned upside down when Gerard kidnaps him and his unexpected baby.

Be Strong by blacktofade

A hunter breaks into Stiles' house and Stiles deals with them.

Safe Place to Land by Green

The Hales have been tracking a group of hunters who've targeted small packs with the help of a magic user. When they finally attack the hunter compound, they aren't expecting to find Stiles, a Spark who's practically a slave, and his young werewolf son. Derek isn't expecting the Spark to be his mate, either.

Wolf Cub by moodwriter

A strange wolf is not supposed to touch another pack’s cub and that’s why, on a rescue mission, it’s Stiles’ job to take care of the wolf cub who’s curious about everything and everyone. Stiles is not used to werewolf children, and the pack is not used to Stiles taking care of a child. Their Alpha gets very confused about this, too.

Karma Is A Bitch by Brego_Mellon_Nin

Ironically, Stiles was just returning to his dorm after failed negotiations about a possible adoption agreement with a local pack, when he saw the fairy. She was cornered and he was unable to curb his protective instincts.

The fight was short and Stiles was left with only a blooming bruise on his jaw when the bullies scurried away. As a thank you, the fairy wanted to grant him a wish.

Who knew what a bit of fairy fertility magic could do?

Empty by DiscontentedWinter

Jordan Parrish is the new sheriff of Beacon Hills, a town haunted by its past.

Other fic recs: pack mom!Stiles | angsty fics | possessive Derek | historical AU | outsider POV | smut | mafia | hurt/comfort | magical!Stiles | Stiles gets kicked out of the pack | BAMF!Stiles | omegaverse | witch!Stiles | creature!Stiles | bad friend Scott

[ultimatelyre]

CAPRI ficrec/masterlist

PART I (popular ones) part II (workplace AU)

$ - explicit (minors DNI) ⚡- quick read contains popular fics which you might've already read, so if you want pls check other parts!

Winged cupid painted blind ⚡- Laurent masquerades as his sister to get Damen to call off their wedding. Falls in love with him instead *facepalm, the humour is perfection in this gotta be my fav one shot ever

Last with me through the night - childhood friends/ slow burn/ single parent(Nicaise's uncle) Laurent please read this one if you have time for just one. the fluff oh god

A point to happiness - Damen texts the wrong number, best mistake of his life (Even I fell in love when Laurent tells him that bedtime story bitch. AND nicaise being a reluctant and lovely matchmaker!)

Receipts and reciprocity $ - Damen has a thing for buying Laurent stuff. Non-cringey Age difference TRUST. literally everything by this author is so good?? again, trust.

An Arranged Marriage ⚡ - political marriage, POV damen, plotting laurent is da best

Bright as lightning $ - political marriage, POV laurent amazing story

All the education that I missed $ - just read it, i dont even know how to give a summary w/out soundin SUS AF lmaoo

Concordia - hockeyxfigure skating, complicated laurent

In case of emergency ⚡- Laurent flirting outrageously with firefighter damen is a need i didnt know i had

This "ficrec friday edition" is dedicated to all the powerhouses behind well-loved fanfics in the CAPRI fandom below are some of my fav authors!

Fahye

blacktofade

kittendiamore

Josselin

id rather have you

itallends

thickenmyblood

ahdriking (blushes)

niniblack

writerofperfectdisasters ....and more for next time!!

quick note: ofc it's not possible for me to cover ALL of them! please feel free to drop ficrecs and your fav fic writers in the comments!

[cgsf]

Fics based on a tag:

Creature!Stiles

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Werewolf

"best case scenario" (T) by verity | Derek/Stiles | 13,152

"Throw Me to the Wolves" (T) by skoosiepants | Derek/Stiles | 13,493

"It Was a Wednesday" (M) by isthatbloodonhisshirt | Derek/Stiles | 80,129

"Bars of Bone and Fragile Humanity" (E) by tsukinofaerii | Derek/Stiles | 80,138

"The Secret in His Eyes" 🔒 (T) by cywscross | Derek/Stiles | 5,901

"Muscles Better and Nerves More" (E) by Triangulum | Peter/Stiles | 8,238

"nips and nibbles" (T) by Potrix | Peter/Stiles | 3,828

"I like it here, can I stay." (M) by predictaslash | Peter/Stiles | 10,683

"You Could Try" 🔒 (T) by luulapants | Peter/Stiles | 4,894

"Anchors" (E) by TriDom | Chris/Peter/Stiles | 115,736

"Keep My Heart Beating" (E) by shadeblue | Derek/Scott/Stiles | 7,251

Vampire

"Strange Days" (T) by entanglednow | No Pairing | 3,918

"Equilibrium" (T) by entanglednow | No Pairing | 3,023

"Wake Up Dead" 🔒 (E) by bloodwrites | Derek/Stiles | 12,453

"they call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone" (M) by standinginanicedress | Derek/Stiles | 20,506

"Invited Inside" 🔒 (E) by blacktofade | Derek/Stiles | 14,134

"Red" (M) by ZainClaw | Derek/Stiles | 4,371

"The (Horizontal) Monster Mash" 🔒 (E) by taylorpotato | Peter/Stiles | 17,350

"A Matter of Choice" (E) by Twisted_Mind | Peter/Stiles | 14,823

"Feels Better Biting Down" 🔒 (E) by callunavulgari | Derek/Lydia/Stiles | 9,739

Werefox

"Little pitchers have big ears!" (G) by wanderseeing | No Pairing | 1,474

"Shifted" (T) by Wolfspurr | Derek/Stiles | 25,074

"Wolves and Foxes Don’t Get Along" (G) by Lissadiane | Derek/Stiles | 14,557

"Evenly Matched" (M) by alocalband | Derek/Stiles | 3,144

"The Bite" (M) by LeeHan | Derek/Stiles | 6,601

Wolf

"Red" (T) by Udunie | Peter/Stiles | 14,736

"A (Sort of) Fairytale" (M) by briecheesie | Derek/Stiles | 25,800

"Man's Best Friend (is Not Always a Dog)" 🔒 (T) by cywscross | Peter & Stiles | 9,500

Nogitsune

"You Got My Mind To Follow" (M) by plume_bob | Derek/Stiles | 3,009

"take in the extent of my sin" (T) by Nokomis | Derek/Stiles | 2,138

"Tell Me Another Beautiful Lie" (T) by whentheywrite | Derek/Stiles | 2,213

"i wear your ache inside my heart" (T) by creationmyth | Derek/Stiles | 2,400

"echo in the echoing wood" (T) by Kirinin | Derek/Stiles | 20,619

"I'll Bleed, Babe" (E) by Whispering_Merely | Derek/Stiles | 15,250

"Pinch Me" (E) by Wolftraps | Derek/Stiles | 12,157

"here we are (the place where i get to beg for it)" (NR) by creationmyth | Derek/Stiles | 5,020

Werejaguar

"smells like love" 🔒 (M) by Areiton | Chris/Peter/Stiles | 2,419

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More to be added.

[nodeadfandoms]

Binding of Patience and Sheer Determination by the magnificent @blacktofade, featuring art commissioned from the superlative @mcworm!

A binding for a story about devotion and service. Green cloth and champagne metallic titling. A simple binding to highlight the work and art commissioned of Yvain, The Knight of the Lion. All to fit themes in the work.

I’m really enjoying binding as a method of celebrating and validating transformative works as well as a pro-community gesture. In keeping with that idea, I’m happy to make the author a copy at no cost for themselves if they’d like one. Thanks!

[ebonybow]

Officially engaged (finally!) today. Can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you @blacktofade 💛🌻🐊

[christinesficrecs]

Hey Chrstine! Do you have any fics where Stiles and/or Derek work for the government in some capacity? (any government, not just the American one) Like, they're a policy guy or secretary of state or speech writer, or an assistant or bodyguard to someone like that? Thanks in advance.

Ooh. This is later than late. Sorry! But here are a few political au's. 🩷

A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel by  lupinus, uraneia | 21.2K

Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

Bite Down Hard by  KuriKuri  | 25.7K

In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.

Never Did Run Smooth by  blacktofade, rarepairenabler | 34.2K

As the only son of King Stilinski, Stiles doesn’t have a lot of freedom, but he doesn’t let that stop him from traveling for days to the biggest festival of the season with a begrudging stranger, Derek.

Hale to the Chief by LadyLazarus | 14.4K

First Son Stiles Stilinski thought college back home in Beacon Hills would be the best thing ever.

That is, until he realized that he’d be stuck with Derek Hale as his roommate the entire year.

Big Block of Cheese Day by raktajinos | 14.4K | Mature

Derek Hale is the Executive Secretary to the President of the United States, Melissa McCall. His life is complicated by his on-again-off-again relationship with her son Stiles.

Politics of a Scandal by  qhuinn (tekla) | 17K

The one where Stiles is the hottest new media consultant in the business and Laura Hale desperately needs his services. She’s about to launch a campaign for Governor of California and her brother, Derek, is a media nightmare waiting to happen.

Taught by Experts by unpossible | 29K

“Let me get this straight,” Stiles says. “You’re going to be publicly dating someone else.”

Never a Hardship by Julibean19 | 27.6K

“Derek, meet Stiles, your new bodyguard,” Talia says.

Derek doesn’t get up. He’s frozen to his seat on the couch, staring at the man who will now be hounding his every step. “What’s a Stiles?” he asks dumbly, finally budging when his mother smacks him on the shoulder.

“That’s Chief Stiles to you,” his mother says, scolding him. Derek huffs in annoyance, wondering how this could possibly get worse. “Senior Chief Stilinski is a Navy SEAL, Special Operations Forces, and has been handpicked by me, out of several hundred options. You will treat him with respect and do what he says.”

“I’m a grown man, Madam President,” Derek says through clenched teeth. “You can’t expect me to listen to this guy. I don’t know anything about him.“

The Fixer and the First Son by ebjameston | 47.6K

“You want me to arrange a political marriage for your son?” Stiles repeats dumbly.

“It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve done this,” Talia Hale says, dark eyes twinkling over her impeccable blue pantsuit. “Senator Harvey and Elise’s match worked out perfectly, and they’re actually quite in love, from what I hear.”

“George Harvey was a little-known senatorial candidate from Kansas at the time, Madam President,” Stiles says slowly. “Your son – you, Mr. Hale,” he directs toward the man pacing tiny circles behind the president’s chair, “are the nation’s most eligible bachelor. Literally. I saw it on the cover of People.”

That Infamous Middle Ground by LadyDrace | 6.8K

Stiles is the spark that can get shit done when others can’t. Talia is President of the United States.

And Derek? Gets kidnapped.

It’s a lot more complicated than that, however.

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

hiiii do you have any “we’re both single friends so lets have a baby together and try not to fall in love”

sterek please

Hi anon. I don't know that these exactly fit but they're as close as I could get.

Fortune Favors The Bold by ShowMeAHero

(1/1 I 20,021 I General)

Stiles and Derek make a mistake, and they spend as much time cleaning it up as they do accidentally falling in love with each other.

The One with Raising a Baby Together by tearsandholdme

(21/21 I 72,578 I Mature)

"I'm pregnant."

Derek froze, his mug of coffee resting against his bottom lip.

"And it's yours, all yours... Derek?"

These Woods Sigh by blacktofade

(1/1 I 80,334 I Explicit)

Derek and Stiles never plan to start a family together, it just happens. Or, the one where Derek accidentally wishes for a baby.

[sitp-recs]

Hi! I love kingsman and i saw your kingsman recs and ive read all of the fics you've recommended! I dont know if this is okay, but do you perhaps have more kingsman recs? Its completely okay if you won't/can't give recs. Love your recommendations (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡

Hello friend! I’m so happy you enjoyed that little list. I checked my old bookmarks for additional recs, but please keep in mind that I haven’t read Kingsman in a loooong time so none of these are recent. Hope that’s ok :)

Feel a Little Warmer by blacktofade (E, 3k)

Eggsy has never been much good at coping around Christmas time. Harry helps take his mind off it.

The New Age by DivineProjectZero (T, 3k)

It starts with being cursed. No, scratch that. It starts with a garden and a serpent. And no, it goes a little differently from what you’d think.

Considerably Less Cannibalism by lizard_witch (E, 6k)

It is a real, physical struggle to not stare like a dogger while Harry shrugs off his jacket and undoes his collar, sets his signet ring aside. He has detailed, minutely detailed, fantasies about unbuttoning that fucking collar. At least he’s not wearing the holster right now, or Eggsy’d be sprung already. “It’s time you learned the fine art of the straight razor shave.”

the things we steal (it was only a kiss) by DivineProjectZero (E, 6k)

Eggsy whips around to find Harry Hart standing right behind him, holding a martini glass and just as gorgeous as Eggsy last saw him, three years and two months ago.

into the wails of your windfight by fideliant (E, 8k)

It takes a mission gone wrong for Eggsy to find out that even in real life, the dead don't always stay dead. Sometimes the movies get that part right, it would seem.

Handler by Galahard (E, 12k)

It seemed obvious to Eggsy that he'd be the next Galahad after he successfully offed Valentine. When an agent forces Merlin to stick to the test and refuses to let go of the fact that Eggsy didn't pass, Eggsy finds himself in a different position at Kingsman than he'd originally planned.

A Gentleman's Guide to Popping One's Cherry by callay (E, 12k)

Eggsy squirms under Harry's hands. “Stop being a gentleman and fuck me.” “Eggsy,” says Harry in a low voice. “I’m going to be a gentleman and fuck you.”

our vintage misery by fideliant (E, 23k)

On a difficulty scale of one to saving the world, love shouldn't be this far off the charts.

down dark tides the glory slides by fideliant (E, 24k)

You only ever truly hurt the ones you love.

dig in your fingers by kirkaut (E, 43k)

The lack of a silver suppository has set Eggsy upon a certain path. The way that Eggsy looks, dripping wet and half naked, sets Harry on another.

Patience and Sheer Determination by blacktofade (E, 47k)

Harry goes undercover to infiltrate the circle of a corrupt overlord and is given Eggsy, a young prostitute, as a token of goodwill. Harry has to live with Eggsy and keep him safe, while maintaining his cover.

Legends & Legatees by Fahye (E, 52k)

"You want to make sure I jump when I'm told?" he demands. "It'd better be you doing the telling, Harry."

[stereknation]

The Jelly to His Doughnut by blacktofade

Summary: When Derek moves into his new house, he doesn't expect it to be haunted by a teenage ghost called Stiles.

Rating: Explicit

Main Character(s): Derek Hale

Additional Character(s): Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski

Pairing(s): Derek Hale / Stiles Stilinski 

Tags: Ghosts, Fire Time, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human 

Words: 27,569

Chapters: 1/1

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: It's canon that Kirk had to frustrate Spock and get an emotional rise out of him in order to get him to pin him across the bridge. Why does this not have more porn?(thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: blacktofade (shockselectric

Archive Link

[suchasourwolfie]

Sterek HS AU’s

Practice Makes Perfect Series by @blacktofade

One of the best Sterek HS AUs.  Derek is Captain of the Lacrosse team.  Scott and Stiles make the team somehow.  

Option C) Some Bad Guys are Werewolves, but not all Werewolves are Bad Guys by Calrissian18 @wellhalesbells​

All the high school days nostalgia Sterek style. QuietBroodingJock!Derek / Nerd!Stiles

Binomial Coefficients by @devildoll

So many beautifully awkward moments. Captured flawlessly the nerd / jock romance.

I laughed out loud at so many lines, but this is my favorite line: “Derek always looks slightly annoyed with everyone around him, and he still has more friends than Stiles.”

Here’s To You, Kiddo by MellytheHun @loserchildhotpants​

Jock!Werewolf!Protective!Pining!Derek, Artist!Stiles, Bully!Jackson. Sweet and easy HS AU read. 

What Good Are Rules If You Can’t Break Them by wishingonalightningbolt

Stiles and Derek use their antagonistic relationship to keep their no-strings-attached-sex relationship a secret. “It goes about as well as you’d expect.” 

The Socioeconomic Repercussions of Mutually Assured Destruction by alocalband

Derek is the cool, but quiet kid.  Stiles is a flaily nerd. Checks all the Sterek HS AU boxes. 

Tutor!Verse by betp @lavenderek​

Snack size vignettes following Jock!Derek and “Geek”!Stiles. The first Not Another Sterek Romance ... is completely fulfilling on it’s own if you are not looking for a series read. 

The Nerd Party by bibliosexual @biliosexxual

Lacrosse Captain (and closet nerd) Derek Hale and Unabashed nerd Stiles Stilinski discover they have a common interest and something to talk about. Hales!Live. 

The Athlete & the Criminal by @damnfancyscotch 

Well done spin on The Breakfast Club with Stiles as The Jock" and Derek as "The Criminal". Nothing too deep, but a quick feel good read.

Covelant Bonds Series by @halffizzbin 

Nerd!Derek and Jock!Stiles get paired as chemistry partners. 

You Were Only 17 Series by MellytheHun @loserchildhotpants​

Antagonistic!Derek “bullies” Stiles until the tension gets so thick a kiss is stolen and everything becomes clear. (The “bullying” in this fic is akin to some vexing pigtail pulling - attention seeking, not malicious.)  

You’ve Got Notes by the_gramophone

Jock!Derek, Nerd!Stiles. Derek and Laura are twins and in the same grade as Stiles. Stiles keeps receiving notes in his locker that are anonymous love letters. It’s sweet, then heart breaking, then brilliantly, dramatically butterfly inducing. 

You Can Hear It In the Silence by Emela

I’m sorry to see this one was deleted. It’s a bit more of a serious take on the HS AU with a “John Goode YA feel” about it. A secret relationship between a formerly popular Derek - who has been “outed” by a vindictive Kate and ostracized by a homophobic student body and a firmly closeted, newly popular Stiles.  Beyond the Sterek relationship it took on some coming of age themes in a societal context. 

[sourmiguel]

Knot the Average Alpha by @blacktofade (wc20331, explicit)

Summary: Stiles’ favourite porn star, Derek Hale, moves into his apartment block and there are inappropriate facial jokes, broken bones, and a staggering amount of threats in a tiny elevator.

I'm so obsessed with porn star Derek. Like seriously. Good thing Stiles is, too.