#blacktofade

[kafkian]

Kicking in your door to say AHHH!! Ravenous is such an amazing movie and I'm glad you enjoyed it!! It really asks the question of: what if we were just two guys who could never be free of each other?? 😍🥰

IT WAS SO GOOD .... I ENJOYED IT SO MUCH.... I never imagined I would see a cannibalistic Robert Carlyle slutting around after Guy Pearce in such a manner, and yet it was everything I needed. Two bravura performances that dare to ask: 'Is he... You know.... A cannibal?'

[blackbat09]

🍄 and 🦷 for the ask meme!

writer's truth & dare | accepting!

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

oh, man. hmmm. i think one of my big ones is that xB and Hypno got close while Hypno was acting as HC's modded server admin in early seasons and xB would uh. privately. come to him. to ask if they could mod him to baseline human for a few of those worlds. I'm big on the guardian hybrid headcanon and the idea of it being a sudden onset thing with the 1.8 update in season 3, and I think the two of them needing to communicate on that level as xB slowly works past having issues with it as well as getting close abt modded stuff in general is. important.

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

god so this isn't writing but like - especially if you have a hard time remembering too many individual steps/tasks, putting things close together to make sure you remember to do them is genuinely really helpful. keeping my face wash in the shower, or toothbrush and toothpaste, and just having those there so it all gets remembered and done in the shower, is hella helpful.

[fille-lioncelle]

❣️ Freeze ❣️ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Nothing bad will happen if you break the chain, but you can keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!

No, YOU!! 🤍🤍🤍

Thank you, baby, this is very sweet of you 🥰 Can't believe you'd do your fieancée like this, though. You don't even know anything about my blog! They do follow me, you know? Smh, right on their dashboard...

[stereknation]

Never Did Run Smooth by blacktofade, siredtosourwolf 

Summary: Medieval Chasing Liberty AU: As the only son of King Stilinski, Stiles doesn't have a lot of freedom, but he doesn't let that stop him from traveling for days to the biggest festival of the season with a begrudging stranger, Derek.

Rating: Explicit 

Main Character(s): Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski

Additional Character(s): Sheriff Stilinski, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall

Pairing(s): Stiles Stilinski/ Derek Hale, Allison Argent/Scott McCall (background) 

Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Medieval, First Time, Fingerfucking, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending, Inspired by a Movie

Words: 34,206

Chapters: 1/1

[stephstiel]

CRAB

Thanks bb ❤️ I will take good care of them 😊

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Kirk/Chekov/Bones. Kirk has been secretly fucking his lithe young Ensign. Bones 'accidentally' walks in on them, and threesome sexytiems ensue. (thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: shockselectric (blacktofade)

Archive Link

[hedwig221b]

For the fic recs, anything with babies please? Or just pregnant stiles?

I'm weeping I love kid!fics and mpreg!Stiles...

👶

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates…even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it.

“Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists.

“What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over.

“I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

The More That I Know You (the more I want to) by LadySlytherin

When death, in the form of hunters, comes for a family of Kelpies seeking refuge in the Preserve - in Hale territory - the Hale Pack is too late to save them. Before he dies, the male Kelpie presses a precious bundle into Stiles’ arms and begs the Emissary to take responsibility for it, which an initially reluctant Stiles does. When he agreed, Stiles had no idea what the sight of him with a baby would do to his esteemed Alpha, Derek. If he’d known, he might not have been so reluctant to agree.

The Alpha and his Spark by sandyde03

Stiles is pregnant. Derek is perpetually horny and possessive. Stiles is confused. Not by Derek sexing him up. He loves that. It’s the fact that ever since he started to show that he was with pup everyone has been avoiding his eyes.

Loving Isaac by QueenOfAngst21

A regular patrol around their land takes a turn for the worse when Derek and Isaac run into a unwanted visitor. Just when Derek thinks they are in the clear, he wakes to find not his beta beside him but a crying blonde haired baby right where he left Isaac. The pack stumbles over themselves as their alpha and emissary navigate this new dynamic and find each other along the way.

Last To Know by Never_Says_Die

Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And apparently the first baby!werewolf being born into the pack (their Alpha's, no less) is a big freakin' deal and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. When Stiles figures out why everyone's been acting so weird around him, he's not amused.

An Alpha's Baby by Dexterous_Sinistrous

It had been more than a year since Stiles had been home to Beacon Hills. Things didn't end well between him and Derek. And now, returning with a baby, Stiles starts to question if he really did the right thing and leave, or if he should have stayed.

Let your unfaithful weaving go by DarkAthena (seraphim_grace)

Every night Stiles goes into the feasting hall to work on the shroud he is making for his husband, knowing that the alphas circle him like sharks until he is inevitably forced to choose one to stand as his alpha and Eli's regent.

It's been four years and he doesn't know how much longer he can do this.

Fire, Fury, and Flame by IAmAVeronica

Stiles Stilinski was never going to be the omega who got knocked up right after high school, and then he's accidentally artificially inseminated with a stranger's sperm.

Awesome.

And the father of Stiles's baby just so happens to be Derek Hale. Half-feral, quite possibly a murderer, and pursued by a gleefully sadistic band of hunters who are only too eager to use Stiles and his baby to hit Derek right where it hurts.

Joy.

Shifts by gryvon

Stiles has what he's always secretly wanted - he's in a relationship with Derek and he's one of Derek's betas - but all that gets turned upside down when Gerard kidnaps him and his unexpected baby.

Be Strong by blacktofade

A hunter breaks into Stiles' house and Stiles deals with them.

Safe Place to Land by Green

The Hales have been tracking a group of hunters who've targeted small packs with the help of a magic user. When they finally attack the hunter compound, they aren't expecting to find Stiles, a Spark who's practically a slave, and his young werewolf son. Derek isn't expecting the Spark to be his mate, either.

Wolf Cub by moodwriter

A strange wolf is not supposed to touch another pack’s cub and that’s why, on a rescue mission, it’s Stiles’ job to take care of the wolf cub who’s curious about everything and everyone. Stiles is not used to werewolf children, and the pack is not used to Stiles taking care of a child. Their Alpha gets very confused about this, too.

Karma Is A Bitch by Brego_Mellon_Nin

Ironically, Stiles was just returning to his dorm after failed negotiations about a possible adoption agreement with a local pack, when he saw the fairy. She was cornered and he was unable to curb his protective instincts.

The fight was short and Stiles was left with only a blooming bruise on his jaw when the bullies scurried away. As a thank you, the fairy wanted to grant him a wish.

Who knew what a bit of fairy fertility magic could do?

Empty by DiscontentedWinter

Jordan Parrish is the new sheriff of Beacon Hills, a town haunted by its past.

Other fic recs: pack mom!Stiles | angsty fics | possessive Derek | historical AU | outsider POV | smut | mafia | hurt/comfort | magical!Stiles | Stiles gets kicked out of the pack | BAMF!Stiles | omegaverse

[cgsf]

Fics based on a tag:

Creature!Stiles

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Werewolf

"best case scenario" (T) by verity | Derek/Stiles | 13,152

"Throw Me to the Wolves" (T) by skoosiepants | Derek/Stiles | 13,493

"It Was a Wednesday" (M) by isthatbloodonhisshirt | Derek/Stiles | 80,129

"Bars of Bone and Fragile Humanity" (E) by tsukinofaerii | Derek/Stiles | 80,138

"The Secret in His Eyes" 🔒 (T) by cywscross | Derek/Stiles | 5,901

"Muscles Better and Nerves More" (E) by Triangulum | Peter/Stiles | 8,238

"nips and nibbles" (T) by Potrix | Peter/Stiles | 3,828

"I like it here, can I stay." (M) by predictaslash | Peter/Stiles | 10,683

"You Could Try" 🔒 (T) by luulapants | Peter/Stiles | 4,894

"Anchors" (E) by TriDom | Chris/Peter/Stiles | 115,736

"Keep My Heart Beating" (E) by shadeblue | Derek/Scott/Stiles | 7,251

Vampire

"Strange Days" (T) by entanglednow | No Pairing | 3,918

"Equilibrium" (T) by entanglednow | No Pairing | 3,023

"Wake Up Dead" 🔒 (E) by bloodwrites | Derek/Stiles | 12,453

"they call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone" (M) by standinginanicedress | Derek/Stiles | 20,506

"Invited Inside" 🔒 (E) by blacktofade | Derek/Stiles | 14,134

"Red" (M) by ZainClaw | Derek/Stiles | 4,371

"The (Horizontal) Monster Mash" 🔒 (E) by taylorpotato | Peter/Stiles | 17,350

"A Matter of Choice" (E) by Twisted_Mind | Peter/Stiles | 14,823

"Feels Better Biting Down" 🔒 (E) by callunavulgari | Derek/Lydia/Stiles | 9,739

Werefox

"Little pitchers have big ears!" (G) by wanderseeing | No Pairing | 1,474

"Shifted" (T) by Wolfspurr | Derek/Stiles | 25,074

"Wolves and Foxes Don’t Get Along" (G) by Lissadiane | Derek/Stiles | 14,557

"Evenly Matched" (M) by alocalband | Derek/Stiles | 3,144

"The Bite" (M) by LeeHan | Derek/Stiles | 6,601

Wolf

"Red" (T) by Udunie | Peter/Stiles | 14,736

"A (Sort of) Fairytale" (M) by briecheesie | Derek/Stiles | 25,800

"Man's Best Friend (is Not Always a Dog)" 🔒 (T) by cywscross | Peter & Stiles | 9,500

Nogitsune

"You Got My Mind To Follow" (M) by plume_bob | Derek/Stiles | 3,009

"take in the extent of my sin" (T) by Nokomis | Derek/Stiles | 2,138

"Tell Me Another Beautiful Lie" (T) by whentheywrite | Derek/Stiles | 2,213

"i wear your ache inside my heart" (T) by creationmyth | Derek/Stiles | 2,400

"echo in the echoing wood" (T) by Kirinin | Derek/Stiles | 20,619

"I'll Bleed, Babe" (E) by Whispering_Merely | Derek/Stiles | 15,250

"Pinch Me" (E) by Wolftraps | Derek/Stiles | 12,157

"here we are (the place where i get to beg for it)" (NR) by creationmyth | Derek/Stiles | 5,020

Werejaguar

"smells like love" 🔒 (M) by Areiton | Chris/Peter/Stiles | 2,419

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More to be added.

[nodeadfandoms]

Binding of Patience and Sheer Determination by the magnificent @blacktofade, featuring art commissioned from the superlative @mcworm!

A binding for a story about devotion and service. Green cloth and champagne metallic titling. A simple binding to highlight the work and art commissioned of Yvain, The Knight of the Lion. All to fit themes in the work.

I’m really enjoying binding as a method of celebrating and validating transformative works as well as a pro-community gesture. In keeping with that idea, I’m happy to make the author a copy at no cost for themselves if they’d like one. Thanks!

[fille-lioncelle]

2, 11, and 24 for the fic meme because I'm GREEDY

2. Will you participate in any fandom exchanges or fic challenges, etc? 

If I see one that tickles my fancy, sure!

11. Would you like to try any new fanfic genres or tropes this year?

Yeah, maybe! It intrigues me, expanding my wheelhouse, but also I tend to come to fic for very specific reasons, so it also tends to end up just being those things.

24. By the end of this year, you want your fandom to think of you as “that author who _.”

Woof. You caught me at a bad time for ambition. I've been "that author who" in exactly one (1) fandom, and that was at least partially by association with other more well-known/-liked writers.

That writer who posted something is about as far as I can hope to go.

If I am "that author who" ANYTHING to anyone, I have already left a greater impression than I thought I would.

[stereknation]

The Jelly to His Doughnut by blacktofade

Summary: When Derek moves into his new house, he doesn't expect it to be haunted by a teenage ghost called Stiles.

Rating: Explicit

Main Character(s): Derek Hale

Additional Character(s): Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski

Pairing(s): Derek Hale / Stiles Stilinski 

Tags: Ghosts, Fire Time, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human 

Words: 27,569

Chapters: 1/1

[stephstiel]

Gonna save you from the manscaped ads for an extra month lmfao

Oddly enough I don't think I got any of those, but I appreciate it nonetheless 😂

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: It's canon that Kirk had to frustrate Spock and get an emotional rise out of him in order to get him to pin him across the bridge. Why does this not have more porn?(thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: blacktofade (shockselectric

Archive Link

[ebonybow]

Officially engaged (finally!) today. Can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you @blacktofade 💛🌻🐊

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

hiiii do you have any “we’re both single friends so lets have a baby together and try not to fall in love”

sterek please

Hi anon. I don't know that these exactly fit but they're as close as I could get.

Fortune Favors The Bold by ShowMeAHero

(1/1 I 20,021 I General)

Stiles and Derek make a mistake, and they spend as much time cleaning it up as they do accidentally falling in love with each other.

The One with Raising a Baby Together by tearsandholdme

(21/21 I 72,578 I Mature)

"I'm pregnant."

Derek froze, his mug of coffee resting against his bottom lip.

"And it's yours, all yours... Derek?"

These Woods Sigh by blacktofade

(1/1 I 80,334 I Explicit)

Derek and Stiles never plan to start a family together, it just happens. Or, the one where Derek accidentally wishes for a baby.

[cgsf]

Teen Wolf fanfiction recs:

Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski

"A Little Hot Mess (The Best of Bad Ideas Remix)" (M) by angelgazing | 1,438 | He doesn't know what makes him do it, probably whatever is making his blood edge closer to boiling. He slides a hand up the outside of Stiles' leg, soothing, holds on to his hip as tight as he dares. Says, "I never have, but I can start," with his mouth wetter; hot and wanting.

"i've woken up on one too many floors (but my favorite was yours)" (E) by turnpikedarling | 4,888 | “Come on, dude,” Stiles tells him, planting his hands on the back of the couch and vaulting over it into the hallway of the apartment they’re currently trying to move into. It’s their first apartment together, some shitty little thing Stiles found on Craigslist and sent to Scott in a frantic email. It took Scott less than a second to realize he’d follow Stiles anywhere, and then all of a sudden: a month later they were roping Isaac and Erica and Boyd into helping them move hand-me-down furniture across town, and now here they are, trying to figure out what to do with this disgusting couch that neither of them really wants, anyway.

"Love Me Right" (E) by alexenglish | 6,004 | Generally, people are attractive, all their bits and pieces. Stiles has always seemed to be attracted to everyone, which is why it isn’t a surprise when Stiles leans forward, eyes on Scott’s face as he passes the joint back to him, and says: “Why haven’t we made out yet?” in a very serious voice. It takes all of Scott’s self control not to burst out laughing. The look on Stiles’ face is so so so intent, eyes wide and wet and blinking slowly. It's only a surprise that it takes until they're 17 for him to ask.

"A Little More 'Touch Me'" (E) by alexenglish | 4,215 | “I will blow you for half that pizza,” Stiles says. It’s an accident, really, he definitely didn’t mean to say that. It’s true, but he didn’t mean to, fuck – “I mean, I would blow you not for pizza, but at this point, mostly for pizza.”

"Find new ways to fall apart" (E) by queerly_it_is | 5,997 | Stiles confesses his feelings to Scott when he thinks they're about to die, but has to deal with the consequences when they don't.

"Like real people do" (E) by queerly_it_is | 15,361 | Stiles waits until Scott’s focused on the game, eyes narrowed and his tongue poking at the corner of his mouth, fingers tapping at the controller, before he says, “So I think we should kiss.”

"Apparent Lack of Ceremony" (E) by Loz | 3,104 | Scott keeps climbing into Stiles' bed at night to cuddle. They don't talk about it in the morning.

"more power than anything waiting in the dark" (G) wangler | 2,082 | When Scott jogs back inside, his mom stands against wall, watching Stiles, eyeing the tangle of bandages and dusty old clothes. "Get them off," Stiles is saying, dazed and soft. "Get it off."

"I Want Your Love" (E) by BootsnBlossoms | 7,229 | During high school, he’d ‘jokingly’ teased Scott about wanting to make out with him, about wanting to try new experiences out with him. He loved his best friend literally more than life itself, and once Scott starting dating women, Stiles had taken his attraction and want and shoved it in a little box. Friendship, saving each other from the trauma of their supernatural coming of age, protecting each other from the horrors of their senior year… well, putting the lid on his feelings was easy to do. But now? Now he’d come to terms with his infatuation enough that his buddies were sending him porn videos featuring people who looked like Scott.

"A Place to Belong" 🔒 (E) by blacktofade | 10,086 | Stiles doesn’t know what to expect after they complete the ritual, after his father’s checked over at the hospital and released a few hours later, after Stiles is back at home, sitting on the end of his bed with a heaviness in his chest that’s never been there before.

"Instructions for Dancing" (T) by calrissian18, cybermanolo | 19,247 | If Scott was asked to start from the beginning, his mind would place him right at the center of Beacon Hills, looking up at the black and white Hale house, clamped down on his mom's hand and trying not to feel fear. If Stiles was asked to start from the beginning, he would talk about a boy named Scott who walked into his kindergarten classroom, stuck to him like a barnacle and became the most important thing Stiles would ever do with his life.

"Roadside Assistance" (E) by autoschediastic | 3,741 | Scott shoves his shoulder. "Shut up or I'll let you freeze." "Great, now you're starting to sound like Derek," Stiles says, grinning harder at the look of shocked horror that skitters across Scott's face. He lowers his voice to gravely rumble. "Shut up or I'll rip your throat out, Stiles. I'm gonna kill you myself if you don't shut it, Stiles. Stop talking, Stiles, or I'm gonna--"

"Coal Calling the Kettle Black" (T) by calrissian18 | 1,024 | “You okay?” Stiles scratched at his eyebrow with his opposite thumbnail, turned around. He squinted, licked his lip. “You?” he asked rather than answered. Stiles 101 there.

"Or What" (M) by calrissian18 | 2,043 | Stiles nearly died. Scott's still trying to figure out what the hell that means.

"This is Totally a 'the World is Ending Unless We Sleep Together' Scenario, Right?" (E) calrissian18 | 4,854 | Scott steeled himself and said tightly, “I think we should have sex.” There was no amount of practicing the words that could have prepared him for actually saying them. The way they hung there itched at his skin. Stiles’ head whipped around. He blinked, eyes widening. “Charlie what now?”

"The Killer in Me is the Killer in You" (E) by Loz | 21,327 | Nothing has ever felt as horrific as seeing the look of betrayal in Stiles’ eyes as Scott sinks his teeth into his wrist.

"Let's Think of Each Other and Hesitate" (M) by Loz | 4,944 | Perhaps it was a mistake to try to surprise Stiles like this. He doesn’t know what his reaction will be. He’s always happy to FaceTime, but there’s still distance between them, metaphorical as well as physical. Maybe Stiles has been enjoying this separation from his old life, and seeing Scott in person again will bring all the old horrors back.

"Trying Hard to Keep This Warmth In" (T) by Loz | 1,646 | The thing about them being best friends is that they’re always touching.

"Sensitivity to Scent" (T) by RarePairFairy | 2,392 | Scott is used to Stiles being a werewolf. He's used to Stiles being tactile. But he's not used to Stiles being a tactile werewolf, and somehow, that's different.

"Into Me (See?)" (T) by deathgetsusall & mrsvc | 7,735 | "We still on for this Friday? Sleepover at my place?" Scott almost crashes the cart into Stiles' heels. Scott's not ready, though, to face spending so much uninterrupted time with Stiles, not yet. He's got too many thoughts running around his head, and he'll either embarrass himself, or do something stupid. Like tell him everything.

"scott/stiles twitter fic" (M) mrsvc & rospeaks | 1,725 | series of short bits where scott and stiles make out (and more!) before the series starts.

More to be added.

"Whatever the mess you are (you're mine, okay?)" (E) by queerly_it_is | 4,478 | Scott has no idea what they’re doing. Well, okay he knows what they’re doing, it’s just… how do you wrap the right definition around ‘I’m screwing around with the guy who’s my brother except we aren’t really related’?

"Sometimes a piece of sun" (E) by queerly_it_is | 39,603 | It doesn’t matter how Scott asks, Stiles always says he’s fine. Scott’s not sure who’s supposed to believe it, or if Stiles just says it because it’s what he thinks he’s supposed to say. They do this now. They break and bleed and fall to bits, but so long as they say they’re okay then none of it’s really happening. It’s a nice idea. Just stick your fingers in your ears and hum really loud. The problem is that it’s not working, and Scott’s terrible at pretending it is.

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