#black cat supremacy

[merskrat]

An ode to mornings with my cat

Fetti steps on

My full bladder

I have to pee

But say “don’t matter”

She wants to get

Her morning pets

And climbs on up

Onto my chest

She bites my neck

I give small squeak

Instead she licks

My tired cheek

I love my Fets

She is sweet girl

Specially when

She does loud purr

I must get up

This is a fact

But today I am

So slow to act

I don’t want to

Hurt her sweet feels

So I lie here and

Just fucking deal

She sticks out leg

And licks her beans

Fetti don’t know

I have to pee

[sunsetmaiden]

You know when I realized I was really sick and I better go in to urgent care! When my standoffish cat became extremely affectionate and wouldn't leave me alone and kept sniffing my face and sitting on my chest. I was like oh fuck I'm in for it now aren't I, she never does this. I went to the ER last time and she wasn't even like this.

[pumpkinspicedcryptid]

I love cats and Halloween so much! As an owner of two black cats I approve this message 🎃

~ via fall_world 🐈‍⬛🍂

[tiny-increments]

live action spider-man noir????????

👀

[tumble-witch]

Give us blue-secondary-color Lady Noire you cowards!

[paragon-arthur]

Ain't gonna lie, Black Cat from Spider-Man The Animated Series gave me a VERY specific type of taste that I really realise now.

BUFF GIRL SUPREMACY!

[primprim]

please look at my boi

[fourthemarauders]

Remus:"bisexuality means you can love two things. I have chosen books -"

Sirius:"And me?"

Remus:"and cats"

Sirius:"Meow, I guess"

[punkeropercyjackson]

August chaos babies☀️

[kanekisfavoritegf]

Now, what if I said Assistant Nanami jerks off to your photos? He was obsessed with you like you weren’t his boss. He’d never make a move, though.

He thought it best to just take the praises you offered him here and there when he did a good job. Every time he left your office and retreated to his desk, he'd be walking a little funny as he tried his best to hide his boner.

[arctvros]

bonded pair, do not separate

[dremiruu]

doodles !

[sspadfoot]

Sirius black as cat woman.

Them in a black leather suit and a whip.

Ugh it’s a need

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Total Drama Future AU design number 15!

Gwen is 38 in this AU

After AllStars ended, Gwen set out to find Courtney and reconcile with her. Courtney wasn't too fond of the idea because of their rocky past. Gwen begged to put their past behind them and start again, after some consideration, Courtney agreed to let bygones be bygones and start their friendship again. It started out slow, with a few chats at the local café, but after a few months, it became more than just that. Eventually, they had a blossoming romance.

They got married on September 17th, 2014.

Gwen became an artist and adopted 2 cats and a parrot with Courtney.

Gwen still stays in contact with Duncan, but they're nothing more than friends.

[idyllicbby]

look at this precious cuddle bug 🙂🫶🏾🫶🏾

having a cuddly cat really makes you appreciate life just a little more