#bizarrospider

[whosmoraless]

Itsy bitsy spider *the tone wasn’t a happy one*

@bizarrospider

Miles grimaces when he hears the (fucking ominous) tune, trying to fight the urge to either turn invisible or raise his hands in placation before hightailing it out.

Regardless, He’s like 75% sure he’s flickering in and out anyways.

“HeEyyy, big guy.” Real smooth, Morales. Real smooth.

[spiderman2-99]

MIGGYYYY—

…

:0 MIGGY BALL!

Meat ball

@bizarrospider

[spider-lily929]

HEEEEY

Hi

PRETTY FLOWER LADY

@bizarrospider

Oh, you're back to normal

[nan0-sp1der]

Oooooooooooooh! You shiny :0

@bizarrospider

Shiny...

Yes, I suppose that is an accurate observation. Much of my person is either metal or chrome, and many of the aesthetic accents are neons. I will not speak on the synthetic skin as that is, well, a polymer-silicone-hydrogel blend. Not metal at all.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Bizzaro. Or... Miguel. Miguel the Third. Mike. There are more of you than I previously suspected. Are there more? Curious. Most likely.

[yourfavesymbiotes-favesymbiote]

HIIIIIII!

potential food candidate..

@bizarrospider

you offering yourself?

Dart, no. They're not food.

[d-adpool]

your hot..

And sexy

@bizarrospider

those are the same thing and please keep the overt objectification to my second blog where i can respond to it shamelessly. there are children here

[nan0-sp1der]

{ @spiderbite-from-0202 , @glowing-arachnid , @bizarrospider , you guys too }

{ and yeah a community would be a good idea/kinda funny ngl }

[to all my fellow spider roleplayers, should we make a community group? it would make the tracking of all of us easier + communication easier]

@spider-smiley @spiderpunkofficial @spiderman2-99 @peterbsideparker @nan0-sp1der @thespiderwitch @pavitr-prabhakar-50101 @crybaby-spider

(i def know im missing ppl but the names arent appearing in my head)

[spiderman2-99]

HEHEHEHEEHE

Hey! Hey Miggy?! Do you still have those animals around? Wanna eat them

Please? Starving!

Or can we eat those pesky people?!

Don’t think there’s chocolate around so pleeeaaase?!

@bizarrospider

No, no, no no. Nobody is eating any of my agents or any wild animals. They're back safe in their home universes.

Peter has a shock-ton of saved up candy and baked goods from halloween, go bother him if you want food. Can't miss him; garish pink bathrobe, sweatpants that haven't been unstained since 2004, exudes a very punchable aura.

[whosmoraless]

HEEY!

Little spider

@bizarrospider

uhh hi

that’s uh- that’s a lotta teeth you got there

wsg

[spider-lily929]

a small little orb like thing bounced right at her foot and almost stuck to it. It was hard to move around the covet like this. Miggy was like this and now them.. how do they get back? Worst comes to shove they can’t speak either. They were in adorable HELL

@bizarrospider

Wha-? What are you?!

[spiderman2-99]

CAN I EAT THE PEOPLE DESTROYING YOUR STUFF?

A GROWING FLIPSIDE HAS TO EAT >:3

@bizarrospider

Hold your horses, big guy, I think Miggy would have a problem with that

[spiderman2-99]

[someone did it to me so more ORB lol]

*they bounce right up to him and split in half revealing their several rows of teeth like an Eldritch horror*

@bizarrospider

[spiderman2-99]

OH FRESH BLOOD! HELLO

a familiar yet different scent. Fascinating. Greetings

@bizarrospider

…

I tried finding you in my database, and I’m left with more questions than answers.

[whosmoraless]

“No, no no no, I would not, that’s- bad,” he stammers. He feels so weird talking to a grown man like this, but what else does he do?

(Plus he’s really skinny, he doubts he’d feel that great to chew on anyways)

Itsy bitsy spider *the tone wasn’t a happy one*

@bizarrospider

Miles grimaces when he hears the (fucking ominous) tune, trying to fight the urge to either turn invisible or raise his hands in placation before hightailing it out.

Regardless, He’s like 75% sure he’s flickering in and out anyways.

“HeEyyy, big guy.” Real smooth, Morales. Real smooth.