#bittyfolk

[bittyrose]

BITTYFOLK #4 - 09/29 MARSHAL

[vore-scientist]

I just read all your Storys and there are perfect!! I really love Micah and wanted to ask for some headconans for his person and his friendship with Yonah.

Thank you if you answer! <3

is it headcanon's if its my OC? isnt that just canon heheheh.

AHHHHH Anon im so glad you like Mystic Woods. I created it for myself with everything I wanted (well not everything but most things, i had to concede certain things like super easy safety spells since i wanted surviving being eaten long term to be a special thing, and yonah is actually half the size of my ideal GT size... bc i wanted half giant and if he was 50ft tall full giants would be TOO BIG for how i wanted the fantasy societies to function). And I just hoped that what I wanted from vore stories was what others wanted as well.

I plan to write more MW, once my brain lets me. likely when i finish my PhD in a few years. hopefully yall stick around.

So I havent written many canon stories with Micah which is unfortunate. Im not sure how I portrayed him last, but Micah has changed a bit in my head. First, all wizards are at least 1% evil. ALL OF THEM. and Micah, he's more than 1%. He's a bit of a butcher (surgeon). He LIKES to cut people up. He likes the idea of being able to take someone apart and put them back together in better shape than when they showed up at his office. He would definitely experiment on people if he wasnt so passionate about healing too.

If someone cant pay for his services he will often enter into magical contracts with them. These are only slightly unfair. He might... request body parts or pieces of organs in return. FUN FACT!!! he can use a really evil ritual that allows him to take a vital organ and keep it perfectly functional in a jar and the person stays alive too :D. those organs in jars can act as magical power sources.

(small aside, but Yonah has a cousin named Rachel who had her heart taken in an extremely powerful version of that kind of ritual and she's now a conditionally immortal assassin. She can only die if her heart is destroyed. Micah doesnt do such powerful versions of this ritual, his... um... victims? patients? can still die normally. they just have an organ in a jar somewhere)

Micah is the first of Yonah's friends (from before he became an evil giant) that gets eaten by Yonah! Obviously we know yonah has friends he has eaten, but those were mostly people he ate and THEN became friends with.

While fooling around in university Yonah almost choked to death on Micah (i have half written this. a years old draft of a really silly story).

Micah's family is a long line of doctors/priestens/witches but he is the first wizard.

Micah is aromatic, but not asexual.

OH wait you asked for friendship with yonah tidbits. Ok, well. Micah experimented on yonah a LOT at the academy. It started out with testing potions on him. Micah knew what they did to *midifolk but not to largefolk. This... extended to micah just trying out potions and procedures on yonah because Yonah is more durable than most. Usually yonah got to use Micah as a kind of chew toy in return (obviously didnt eat him bc Yonah didnt do that yet) but Yonah wasnt gonna let Micah do all this for basically free. Micah is still in dept to yonah for a few of the more extreme experiments.

That's all i got for tonight.

*(that's human sized people. bittyfolk are like brownie/pixie sized, midifolk are human sized, largefolk are giants/trolls/dragons. largefolk call midifolk smallfolk)

[best-d20-character]

REMINDER OF WHO THESE ARE:

Dylan: The little kid who lives in the house! Allergic to peanuts, kind to the Bittyfolk.

The Incredible Dantes: I mean look at him. You know who he is. (an incredibly sexual illegal art dealer)

Speck: Fairy Dust dealer in Trash City, often fooled by Rick Diggins disguises

[hhayfever]

[gt-adventures]

i have like, in the back of my head, this horrendous fantasy soap opera style story

it's not really a "GT" story, but of course being me the fantasy races of characters would include giantfolk and bittyfolk

its got all the soap opera cliches. many of the characters are secret lovers. characters die dramatically only to come back later in the most convoluted ways. the actual plot in theory takes dozens of episodes and often seems to be forgotten. characters are overdramatic as shit.

the idea is like, 6 factions Wizards, Witches, Warlocks, Sorcerers, Archeologists, and a sixth that i cant remember... maybe it was Chroniclers.

These are kinda political powers i guess. Powerful magic guilds essentially. always in conflict and competition.

ive detailed some of the plot and setting somehwere but i had a premonition recently which was to recycle the mystic woods characters for this.

The main epiphany was to make Yonah's dad the head of the Witch faction, while Yonah is a rookie in the Wizard faction. While in Mystic Woods canon Yonah's dad adores yonah and is one of yonah's best friends.... In Ice Princess (the name of the Soap Opera), Yonah's dad considers yonah to traitorous to the witch faction and is always trying to sabotage his son's missions, even going so far as to try and capture/imprison and even murder his own son. yonah considers this very annoying. The other higher-ups in the Witch faction, and just many in the Witch faction in general, consider this a waste of resources.

Yonah's mom is a bit fed up and tries not to get involved.

im done rambling.

[esther-sinclair]

Tiny Heist NPCS!

[id: ten screenshots of the title cards of NPCS from Dimension 20′s Tiny Heist. The first is of Dylan Little, a young white boy with short, scruffy brown hair. He has green eyes and a wide, gap-toothed smile, and he is wearing pajamas and a blanket as a cape. There is a bag clutched in his hand as he runs forwards, and his name and the words “Precocious Youngster” are written next to him. 

The second picture is of Max Little, a white boy with brown hair that covers one eye. He has blue eyes and a gold hoop earring, and grimaces over one shoulder. He is wearing a black shirt and ripped jeans, and his name and the words “Moody Teen” are written next to him. 

The third picture is of Susan Little, a white woman with puffy shoulder length brown hair. She has blue eyes and a frantic expression as she talks into a phone. She is wearing a pink shirt and mom jeans, and her name and the words “Harried Parent” are written next to her. 

The fourth picture is of Charger, a dumptruck-esque carmobot who is dummy thick. He looks over one shoulder and has wheels attached to his wrists and ankles, and his name and the words “Dumps Like A Truck” are written next to him. 

The fifth picture is of Felix Flick, a white man with gold hair in a swoop over his forehead. He has blue eyes and a grimace as his fists are clenched at his side. He is wearing a tiger print blazer and purple pants, and his name and the words “Bittyfolk Crime Boss” are written next to him. 

The sixth picture is of Marty Flick, a white man with pale yellow hair, an eyebrow scar, and a truly atrocious mustache. He has a striped shirt on under a beat up blue blazer, and his red pants have rips in them. He has one hand extended to the side as his tongue is sticking out, and his name and the words “Felix’s Fraternal Flunky” are written next to him. 

The seventh picture is of Minetta, a silver ballerina figure with poofy skirts and stylistically curvy limbs. She has an upset look on her face, and the words “Figurine Fatale” are written next to her. 

The eighth picture is of Speed, a slick red carmobot with a helmet and armored body. He has wheels attached to the sides of his biceps and knees, and his fists are clenched. His name and the words “Muscle-Car Muscle” are written next to him.

The ninth picture is of Scoot, a small brown mouse wearing a backpack with a needle and thread sticking out of it. He wears a blue shirt and red shorts and clutches the straps of his backpack, and his name and the words “Rodent Rascal” are written next to him.

The tenth picture is of Garbanzo Buglass, a blue beetle wearing a blue aloha shirt. His two lower hands are giving a thumbs up, while one of his upper ones gives a finger gun and the other holds a drink. He has bright orange sunglasses, and his name and the words “Mandibled Mafioso” are written next to him. /end ID]

[inconsistentlyontime]

Tiny Heist Oneshot

Hello tiny thieves! I am your quarantined dungeon master, here to offer a big adventure on a very small scale. 

Beneath the floorboards of the big folk, a legendary moocher explorer and adventurer by the name of Pigeon has just passed away. Within hours of his passing, the word is out; Pigeon's vast wealth is hidden in Dockerty House, only a week’s journey away, and is just waiting to be claimed. Of course, the journey will be treacherous beyond belief, going through the territory of feral fairies and marauding dragonflies alike, and you won’t be the only ones chasing the treasure. So are you willing to risk dangers untold to claim Pigeon’s Prize? The oneshot will be on Saturday the 24th of April at approximately 17:00 CEST and will be played via discord and Roll20. The players will be a group of bittyfolk, level 6-7, that have assembled to hunt down Pigeon’s Prize, all PCs having been made collaboratively with me beforehand.

If you are interested in playing, please fill out the series of questions linked below and then add GM-Ned#7493 on discord and send your answers to that account.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_hk2DJKX1CA3EnfVOCFWr17XDVk6Pj4HLhWe_9_0cyI/edit?usp=sharing

Looking forward to playing with you all!

[sunstar121]

so we making bittyfolk ocs or.....

[bittyrose]

BITTYFOLK #2 - 09/27 BEARDO

[bittyrose]

BITTYFOLK #6 - 10/01 RAYMOND

[bittyrose]

BITTYFOLK #1 - 09/26 TEDDY

[bittyrose]

BITTYFOLK #5 - 09/30 MONIQUE

[bittyrose]

BITTYFOLK #3 - 09/28 KODY

[bittyrose]

BITTYFOLK #7 - 10/02 DIVA

[gt-adventures]

In general I do like giant and tiny species to have terms for the relatively smaller or larger group

But finding something that doesn’t sound really cringe is hard without using another language and then it still sounds rather silly in the other language.

Like in my old GT story, Beanstalk, the giants are called Giants or Ankahnim which is just Giants in Hebrew, humans are called Minis because they look like “miniature” people to giants, or otherwise the species is Gamdaniim which is dwarves in Hebrew...

In Mystic Woods I have relativism in the terms. Giants and other large species are called Largefolk. Breeds of giant are GiantFolk specifically. Called this by Humans and human sized species! Because to them the giants and larger people are the larger ones! To giants and larger species, humans and human sized species are SmallFolk. Anything smaller is Bittyfolk. Bittyfolk likely call human sized peoples Largefolk or similar which amuses the human sized folk who don’t correct them.

[utilitycaster]

Class choices in actual plays (D&D and Pathfinder)

Only main PCs (no guests, but I do include multiple characters per player if they played more than one during the campaign)

This does include players who did not stay through the whole campaign or who joined midway through the campaign if they were considered part of the main party at some point

Only base classes, I’ll do a different post for multiclasses. All are D&D 5e except Rusty Quill Gaming; from what I can tell open-source Pathfinder does not have a warlock class but otherwise has the same base classes (including artificer)

Doesn’t include NADDPod which I know is very popular because I may listen to it one day and don’t want to spoil too much

Actual play shows/podcasts considered: Critical Role, both campaigns; Fantasy High; Escape from the Bloodkeep; The Unsleeping City; Tiny Heist; TAZ Balance; TAZ Graduation; Relics & Rarities; RQG up through episode 85 and not including Bertie’s sidequest

SPOILERS FOR CRITICAL ROLE C2, UNSLEEPING CITY, AND TINY HEIST: Nott/Veth, Misty/Rowan, and all of Rick Diggins’ personas are each counted as one character as they are the same person in a different body (and except for Nott and Veth, are the same race as well).

Number of characters considered: 57

Tied for first: Cleric and rogue with 8 each. This makes sense; it’s possible to have a party without them if you have an alternate healer or alternate stealthy/skilled person, but they’re difficult to replace. Props to Relics & Rarities, though, which had neither. Weirdly, the most common cleric domain is grave (to be fair, only with 2) and the most common rogue archetypes are swashbucklers and inquisitive, with 2 each as well, indicating that people really like Xanathar’s Guide to Everything.

Tied for second: Barbarian and fighter with 6 each. People like to be big and hit things. Note that these four classes - Cleric, Rogue, Barbarian, and Fighter - account for basically half of all the actual play characters considered (28/57). Of the barbarians, half are berserkers, and of the fighters, half are champions (and Bertie probably would have been a Champion archetype...things get less equivalent on the subclass level from pathfinder to 5e).

Tied for third: Bard and druid with 5 each. This is weird to me, honestly, as druids are one of the hardest classes to play and bards aren’t that hard but are often seen as one of the weaker classes. I assumed that after cleric, the most popular casters would be one of the arcane heavy-hitters, but as a bard player I feel very validated here. All the bards except one started as college of lore, and that one (hi Fig) switched subclasses to lore. For druids, two are circle of the shepherd but as with clerics and rogues there was no clear favorite.

Tied for fourth: Monk, paladin, sorcerer, and wizard, with 3 each. No clear favorite with the monk subclasses, and two of the paladins are from pathfinder. For sorcerers, the favorite is draconic bloodline (which is weird to me because I would assume wild magic would be more popular), and two of the wizards are transmuters. I get why monk and paladin are a little less popular despite loving paladins - monks are specialized and paladins are sort of weird to play as a base class, particularly pre-oath for campaigns that start at first level (Ricky Matsui and all Unsleeping City characters began at 3rd level, and the two paladins in RQG both came in as mid-campaign characters) and I’m guessing sorcerer and wizard split the arcane glass cannon vote, even though they’re actually pretty different.

Tied for fifth: Artificer, ranger, and warlock, with 2 each. I’m a little surprised about warlocks, who I thought would be more popular as battle casters. Artificer and ranger make sense - hybrid classes are a specific taste, rangers prior to revised ranger were kind of underpowered, and artificer wasn’t in the main PHB and has gone through a lot of revisions. As a result it’s hard to tell what the artificer specialties are. Both the rangers are beastmasters, and both the warlocks are hexblades, because everyone loves the hexblade (I love the hexblade too but I just really want to see an archfey or celestial warlock).

And finally: we have one bloodhunter, which is understandable as it’s not released as a class in official D&D material and is still being revised. I was hoping it would be in the guide to wildemount, but I think the latest revision came out after the book would have gone to print (same with the cobalt soul subclass). I kind of hope they come out via Unearthed Arcana though so they’re at least semi-official 5e content.

Some fun facts:

There are three characters named variations of “Rick” among the 57 considered

Gender distribution: artificers, barbarians, clerics, druids, monks, paladins, rangers, and wizards are an equal or roughly equal male/female split. However, all the bards but one (Scanlan) are women, all the rogues but two (Nott and Sasha) are men, and all sorcerers, warlocks, and fighters are men. [note: Ally is nonbinary, but has played a woman and a man in Fantasy High and The Unsleeping City respectively. Molly (bloodhunter) is the only canon nb character; Nott/Veth is a female character played by a male player, all other characters, to my knowledge, have the same gender as their player and the player gender breakdown here is 37 characters played by men, 18 played by women, 2 played by a nb player]. Obviously this is a tiny sample size; also the individual player genders are somewhat more balanced (20 men, 14 women, 1 nb person) but all four of the players who are counted three times here are men (Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, Justin McElroy, Clint McElroy).

Race breakdown by class: is virtually impossible because I have no fucking clue what half the 5e races for the Dimension 20 characters are, thanks Brennan. However, some incomplete observations

Artificers are both human or what I think probably counts as human (bittyfolk from Tiny Heist)

there are two half-orc barbarians

there are two fairy bards which I believe is treated as an elf in Dimension 20

there are two human and two dwarf clerics but it’s otherwise all over the place

I have no idea what race was reskinned to make a drider or rat druid but anyway druids are all over the map

Four human fighters, the most popular race/class combo is real

also all the monks are human or human equivalent

paladins are all over the place too

half-elf and reskinned half-orc rangers, which does sort of fit the ranger archetype

two human rogues, two-ish goblin rogues (with gun), I have no idea what race ‘plastic toy’ is supposed to be (REDDIT IS GOING TO EAT YOUR ASS, BRENNAN) but there are two of them

no clear preference for sorcerers and warlocks (also is Pactwraith a revenant? I give up)

*12 days of Christmas Voice* two elf wizards

*still 12 days of Christmas Voice* AND A TIEFLI-I-ING BLO-ODHUNTER