#biting through wires

[rileyclaw]

I LOVE THEM !!!!!

[tomdutch]

BICEP ???/&)?’!)?)?./$9???

[hallows-personal-hell]

born to be obsessed with platformer games.. forced to have garbage attention span and get angry so fast...

[jenzel]

first and last Chaotix press conference

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This was the dynamic right Original:

[itiresias]

ncuti gatwa is so pretty it makes me insaaaaaaaane

[byanyan]

byan getting angry, sometimes to the point of violence, when someone tries to diagnose them in any capacity.

[dementedspeedster]

👀 slo.bo

Accepting || Send me a "👀" and My Muse will give 3 things they find Physically Attractive about Your Muse. @stonefoxy (Slobo)

Thad lets out a hum. There's a slight smirk on his lips he tries to hide from Slobo. "1. Your eyes. I might be a bit biased toward yellow eyes in general, but hey what's attractive is attractive, right?" He smiles, "2. The way you hold yourself. You're demeanor is confident. And what can I say? Not everyone is like that, so I find that attractive in itself."

"And as for the last one..." Thad begins and he turns his head away as a sheepish sort of smile slips onto his lips and a a blush of embarrassment creeps up the back of his neck, "Ah, um, your...teeth. Just don't make me explain that one." He answers, still avoiding looking at Slobo.

[lykorises]

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[ncvigctor]

🧭[ charting the next route ╳ one island at a time / ic.

🧭[ scrapping the crud ╳ off bloody boots / headcanons.

🧭[ speaking up ╳ for a bit / ooc.

🧭[ taking some time ╳ to explain / ooc replies.

🧭[ keeping the cold at bay ╳ with soft coats / wardrobe.

🧭[ pocketing something ╳ for later on / interests.

🧭[ the one with ╳ the mohawk and glasses / self.

🧭[ the ability to push ╳ them all away / devilfruit.

🧭 [ oh captain ╳ my captain / kid.

🧭 [ straight for ╳ the kill / killer.

🧭 [ some like ╳ it hot / heat.

🧭 [ don't get your ╳ wires crossed / wire.

🧭 [ silver tongue pierced ╳ with silver stud / ic replies.

🧭 [ bite worse ╳ than bark / dive.

🧭 [ that which speaks ╳ so loud / aesthetic.

🧭 [ snatchin' the paper ╳ for the headlines / news.

🧭 [ rolling through on the waves on the punk / mobile.

🧭 [ waiting for ╳ the next hit / queue.

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[threadsun]

Gonna be real with you the gender studies degree made it MORE complicated for you probably. (This is not a bad thing)

I tend to go with vagina-haver or penis-haver myself tho if I'm angling for a specific genital setup ngl.

Yeahhhhhhhhh 😔 ngl so many of my professors in that degree were terfs who didn't know what intersex people were that I have like... an instinctive contrarian reaction to these things. And I've done so much research into sex and gender and sex assignment and the language used around them that my brain feels like a fried microwave when I try to come up with a simple answer for my silly fun blog that is meant to be stress free.

I absolutely prefer part-specific language like... in general. Just in general life, I think it's more important when talking about sex (the body configuration, not the act) to reference specific parts than to try to use gender language to describe it. Amab and afab come with all sorts of assumptions about the body that are often untrue for intersex people or trans people who have had surgery or disabled people whose disabilities altered their primary or secondary sex characteristics or hormones. And like, probably also a bunch of other people I'm forgetting too. Because people are complicated and the medical ideal of what a perisex cisgender man and woman look like don't account for a significant percent of the population.

But yeah, like ideally people would specify pronouns/gender/body parts if they care about any of those and want something specific. But then there's also the inherent idea that someone with a penis won't have breasts, for example, when plenty of bodies have both. Or the assumption that someone who has a penis also has a pair of testicles, or someone with a vagina doesn't also have a penis or clitoromegaly, or that they haven't had medical intervention (consensual or nonconsensual) to change sex traits. It's messy!! It's all so messy and confusing and we don't have the right language for it to be concise and clear because our whole language was developed by a society that actively wants to pretend these variations don't exist and/or make sure they don't exist.

And this doesn't take into account the innate assumptions that have to be made to write a reader insert story with any level of detail. Assumptions about the number of limbs someone has, whether or not they have hair, whether or not they can walk and talk and hear and see. But if you completely scrub a reader insert story of anything that might make an assumption about the reader, then what are you left with? Nothing worth reading, that's for sure.

Idk idk sorry I think I might just be going a lil insane tonight? That scrupulous OCD is hitting hard. But yeah, my brain feels like maybe its exploded a little or possibly been submerged under water.

[thatpunnyperson]

For some reason, tumblr wont let me actually tag @pantone2955c, but their tags reminded me of a story:

A few years ago, I wasnt quick enough to stop my cat from chewing on the corner of my phone, and with all of these new advancement in stronger glass on smartphone screens, I was maybe a little too trusting that my cat was not strong enough to crack the glass. However, my cats essentially never stopped teething chewing on stuff, so their jaw muscles are strong as hell. Plus they're ragdolls, and one of the defining features of the breed is a broad jaw (along with blue eyes, long hair, and a tendency to go limp when picked up).

So my little man, Pippin, named after the lord of the rings character and also the apple varietal, was rubbing his face and then starts chewing on the corner of my phone case and then *CRACK*. He bit my phone and his teeth cracked the glass and cracks spider-webbed out from that corner. It cost about $200 to get the screen replaced because I have a samsung galaxy s8+ and replacing the screen means also replacing the battery.

Cats like the cheek rubbing because their cheeks are very sensitive and contain pheromone glands, so they like rubbing their scent on stuff and rubbing their cheeks specifically on people and things they love. But if you manage to get a cat that loves chewing on stuff, and if you begin to suspect there may be some undisclosed percentage of crocodile DNA in your so-called "100% cat," then dont let them chew on valuables.

And yes, I'm including a picture of the criminal, my little baby boy:

^^ that last picture is of Pippin (left) and his brother Teddy (right), and teddy ALSO has a habit of chewing on everything. All cables in this house have been replaced with cables covered in kevlar because of Teddy specifically.

cats love rubbing their faces up against the corners of laptop screens. they cant get enough of it

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Yeah the meds are wearing off mid-day and I get really warm and fuzzy like I’m stoned or walking around in a dream (it feels great but I basically stop functioning properly at around 1:00 PM which is a problem when most of my executive functioning issues happen past 4:00 PM) so they doubled the dose to see if it would last longer

[torchstelechos]

wasnt paying attention and nearly ate my fucking headphone's wire alongside my noodles

[lilithisms]

tags.

[foundationsofdecay]

i'm a iii girl (gn) through and through but i'm absolutely going rat mode and chewing on ii's damn cables