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disease · 2 months ago

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PHASE FATALE // NEON INNOCENCE [ALTARS, NOV 2024]

#RELEASE RADAR #audio #phase fatale #deep techno #EBM #industrial #altars #BITE records #electro #techno #electronic #music

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saisons-en-enfer · 1 year ago

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#best of 2023 #phase fatale #industrial techno #electro #bite records #nailed to the net #Bandcamp

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irenespring · 4 months ago

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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

#politics #us politics #tim walz #for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz #I think he did a great job #And I think Harris made the right call #harris 2024 #Harris Walz 2024 #jd vance #Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations #The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass #Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch #Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him #If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be #Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it

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ca-dmv-bot · 7 months ago

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Customer: I TRAIN DOGS IN POLICE WORK, THIS MEANS "BITE HARD" DMV: SEXUAL? Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text BITE HRD #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

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umblrspectrum · 7 months ago

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i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me

#i think she'd be petty enough to do this if rebecca actually lived #flirting with her man. unacceptable. eats #the trend of uzi in the suit and n in the dress is the funniest shit ever to me. n would be so willing to wear a dress #and she'd totally wear her combat boots over the pants. they're not going anywhere #she should be allowed to say fuck #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #i can finally tag it myself exclamation mark #biscuit bites #uzi x n #murder drones nuzi #lizzy was recording it to send it to v i swear shes not just playing subway surfers #i dont understand outfit design in the slightest im just making it up as i go #ill figurre out a speechbubble design for uzi later im tired #oh yeah uhhh #murder drones rebecca #murder drones lizzy #hope i didnt forget anything ok bye

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kendyroy · 22 days ago

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very obsessed with the thought of wade coming home and logan sniffing someone else’s scent on his man and switching into jealous boyfriend mode

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egberts · 8 months ago

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biting and chomping you so much

#he randomly started biting my phone?! of course i recorded it instead of making him stop #he also trying to eat a ceramic ramekin #lou #sonboys allowed #we dont call him chewy louis for nothing #(also shoey louis and pooey louis)

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evelyn-and-art · 6 days ago

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Oh, darling, all of the city lights never shine as bright as your eyes. I would trade them all for a minute more But the car's outside and he's called me twice, But he's gonna have to wait tonight~

Car’s Outside by James Arthur

#wind breaker #wind breaker nii satoru #sakura haruka #haruka sakura #wind breaker chapter 162 #genuinely tweaking because he’s so beautiful #HOW CAN YOU NOT FALL FOR HIM #*biting my fists and banging my head against the wall*#THIS SONG WAS PLAYING IN MY HEAD WHEN I THOUGHT OF THIS PANEL #IM UGH DEAD DECEASEDDD #kiryu was the one recording btw

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sophsun1 · 1 month ago

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GALE HAROLD as Brian Kinney

Queer as Folk – 1.21: Running to Stand

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seabeck · 2 months ago

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I’ve never had such a quirky dog before.

#I mean my childhood dog had a bite record #but that’s not funny like sleeping like this #I’ve never seen her sploot though!#juniper #my pets #dog

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disease · 7 months ago

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PHASE FATALE // INTROJECTION [LOVE IS DESTRUCTIVE EP, APR 2024]

#RELEASE RADAR #audio #phase fatale #EBM #electro #industrial #love is destructive #BITE records #techno #electronic #music

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saisons-en-enfer · 1 year ago

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#best of 2023 #industrial techno #phase fatale #omon breaker #bite records #Bandcamp

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budd-ie · 5 months ago

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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen #Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too #Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record #it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean #xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences #Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report #you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense #and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often #mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right #Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something #judge jun wu #Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic #unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy #does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell #if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it #the wind master is maya holy shit what if #banyue is pearl #no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here #rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mu qing

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ca-dmv-bot · 8 months ago

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: CAN BITE Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text CAN BITE #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

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edge-of-the-end · 2 years ago

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my faves

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fivewholeminutes · 10 months ago

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As much as i adore vessel's current get up and tbh, wouldn't like him to change anything, if we do actually get something deer themed, especially deer skull themed, i will become ungovernable

#sleep token #worshitposting #i don't think he's gonna change anything tho but ya kno. if he does and it has deer motifs.#i will bite thorugh a concrete wall in record time #maybe the scene/lights/whatever will change instead #maybe nothing will change #maybe it's maybelline #either way i would love it no matter what #unless the US will get euclid live debut in that case i'm gonna throw hands with sleep himself #(it's not that i would normally mind. it's just. the us and japan are always getting extra cool stuff during concerts)#(i shouldn't complain anyways bc at least im in europe and we DO get concerts here)

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