#bitchy!edwin >>>>
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i love bitchy edwin but whats interesting is that in the like two flashbacks we get from him, he's a lot more uncomfortable seeming than he is in canon. living edwin was very quiet and reserved, i think he just got back to earth and decided he's already destined for hell, he has no fucks left to give, why not be a little cunty in the meantime
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Charles, you can't just say stuff
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#unclear which ones are angels and which ones are devils#maybe they take turns#me drawing kisses isn't really common#this might be the best you get lol#also yay bitchy edwin
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I really enjoy how Edwin subverts the expectations for his character archetype. Usually, if you had a character that was a mousey unpopular teenager who'd gotten bullied to death, they'd be shy and laden with insecurities, easily steamrolled by characters with more force of personality -- but instead, by the time you meet him in the show, Edwin's ego is basically bulletproof.
He is entirely confident in himself, and comfortable being himself, free to be as fussy, effeminate, and old-fashioned as he likes, because the only person whose opinion of him he gives a fuck about is Charles, and Charles thinks everything about Edwin is brilliant and he can do no wrong. Thirty years of Charles's radical acceptance has allowed him not only to be himself, but to be himself fearlessly.
And I think that's beautiful. :)
#dead boy detectives#oh man the number of times#when Edwin does something bitchy#and Crystal looks to Charles for commiseration like Can you believe this guy??#and Charles just beams at her like I know isn't he amazing :))))))))
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This is one of Edwin's most iconic lines, actually.
and I feel we need to acknowledge it more. his bitchiness is on point, but like *respectfully* - it's just so quintessentially Edwin.
#also the way george rexstrew delivered that line is permanently echoing around in my brain#and I love charles' little head nod#and niko raising her eyebrows like “oh I'd forgotten he was this bitchy"#edwin payne my beloved#dead boy detectives#dbda#the case of the hungry snake#edwin payne#charles rowland#the principal#niko sasaki#george rexstrew#my post#my gifs
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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)
suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.
the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.
#dead boy detectives#edwin's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard#and he's like 'this is incredibly inconvenient. we must be getting on with our investigations'#charles: is there a convenient sea monster around? that solves all my unwanted guest problems#jenny: nobody expects me to be a queer role model to them right?#jenny: because fuck you all if so#niko: i have so much manga that can do that for you#jenny: ... you know what? it's fine. i'll do it#jenny: first things first#jenny: do NOT treat niko's manga as a how to be gay guide#jenny: do NOT let her matchmake#jenny: and do NOT think that means it's fair game to be a bitchy old queen at her#edwin in the background: i would never! niko is a delight and a gift and i'm happy she's here#jenny: because unlike you free-loading fucks niko pays rent on time and in acceptable currency#simon: why are all the cats glaring at me?#crystal: i need popcorn for this#night nurse: [full scottish outrage] why are the lost children multiplying? i sent you to hell not a bloody football pitch
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redraw of a doodle i made in class
#the way charles always smiles when edwin is being his sassy bitchy self is so important to me you have no idea#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#dbda#dbda fanart#my art
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I want a Dead Boy Detectives rewrite fic, except Edwin and Charles have been dating for about 20 years, but absolutely nobody can tell, and every damn chapter they have to explain that Yes, we are dating, No, this isn't a new thing, catch up.
#like not even niko catches on at first#jenny does though#she meets the boys and she's immediately like “oh ok”#speaking of#i want more jenny interactions with the boys#they deserve bitchy goth big sister too god dammit#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#charles rowland x edwin payne#shit talker talks#Cat King : Do you have a special friendship?#Edwin : I like to think it's a little more complex than thag but okay#Niko : You do know two boys can like-like each other right?#Edwin : Why does everyone assume I don't know about gay people????
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crystal: *cough* i told you so
edwin: *cough cough* you fucking didn't
#bitchy besties my beloved#dead boy detectives#dbda incorrect quotes#edwin payne#crystal palace#source: what we do in the shadows
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George Rexstrew is born to play Edwin Payne
He got the sass
The posture
The brain
(George's resume on LAMDA London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art website)
He even graduated from other college before LAMDA
If George opened a detective agency he could surely be both the "brain" and the "brawn". So Edwin, you gotta keep up
#look at how he posing he's so bitchy i love him#smarty pretty sassy bitchy that guy has it all#dead boy detectives#george rexstrew#edwin payne
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charles and edwin core
#am i about to give in and add dbda to my list of shows i freak out about on this blog??#the answer will probably be yes#rip my current following#yall about to get dead boy detectives shoved down your throat#anyway this quote is 1000% charles and edwin#it can literally switch between who's saying it#they're both so bitchy and i love them#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#painland#payneland#edwin x charles#chedwin#literally what is the ship name in this fandom
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he's just a little kitty cat your honor, just a little stray alleycat, i can fix him, i just need a few cans of wet food and a few days to set them closer and closer to me until i can give him a little pat, your honor
#dead boy detectives#the cat king#look i would love chedwin to be endgame#but i just think edwin and the king would bring out the best/worst in each other#can you imagine the amount of bitchiness
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#dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#bitchy edwin#edwin payne#crystal palace#doom patrol#dead patrol#the case of crystal palace#parallels#text post#screenshots#i think of this every time#our new boy was not as bitchy as the last#i am once again pleading for you to watch doom patrol s3e3 if you haven't already#poll#polls
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This is such a minor thing that I think the thing that initially devastated me the most about the cancellation (and subsequent reveal that the Principal was Niko) is that we didn't get to see the other character's future
Like we know Niko somehow goes on to basically run the L&F in the future but what about Crystal and the boys
Are Edwin and Charles still running around London perpetually sixteen employed by the L&F? Or did they finally get the shared afterlife they said they would need to have and have moved on at some point
Is Crystal somewhere helping out in the L&F with Niko too maybe putting her psychic abilities to good use helping scared and traumatized kids? Or did she go on to her own afterlife after a nice long (normal-ish) life?
If they are all around, do they still occasionally meet up
After the Principal saved the boys at the end of the season, did she go meet up with the boys again in the future and tell them she just got to save them from being separated or do they just not talk to each other anymore for whatever reason
#dead boy detectives#dbda#niko sasaki#crystal palace#edwin payne#charles rowland#personally i like the idea of them all being friends still who hang out on occasion#like older niko leaves the younger dbda and goes to see the older ones who already know her#and is just like i forgot how YOUNG you were then#and edwin is still spectacularly bitchy and points out they will look unchanged#the fact that we got robbed of this is honestly devastating to me
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Some people proposing that Charles knows ghosts can fuck because he himself has had ghost sex but I think it's much more teenage boy coded that out of all of Edwin's books he found one called 'Ghost Biology and Sexuality' or something and thought haha sex and chose that one to read
#also as much as im sure charles has been a flirt in the past i think the whole reason crystal and charles attraction to her is such a big#deal is because its the first time its happened that seriously and with actual potential#otherwise i dont think edwin would be that bitchy and off put by it all so quickly#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland
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im rewatching The Good Place and had a dbda crossover thought of:
Oh what if Edwin was like a Janet? lol
and then it developed into more of a-
what if Charles was caught by death and sent into the actual good place but since he refuses to stay without Edwin bc 'is not a worth paradise if i dont have him' they try giving an artificial companion(janet!Edwin) and it works for a while but then they still have to keep rebooting him over and over again to try and stop him from finding the real Edwin
#tgp#the good place#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#look the brain is rotting idk what to tell you#imagine edwin sad on earth but unwilling to do anything bc it would be too selfish to make charles refuse heaven for him#meanwhile charles trying to get fake!edwin to help him escape back to earth#'i am literally a perfect copy of your friend how do you keep figuring out im not him?'#'hmmm yeah. no. you’re way too nice. edwin is more bitchy'#'also IM usually the one handing him stuff'
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"i have feelings for you too" "i wasn't talking about you" SAVAGE
#no spoilers pls i'm still on episode 6#i love edwin and his bitchy gay autistic energy#i'm honestly pleasantly surprised with the direction this show seems to be heading in?#i'm tired of shows/movies where the two same-gender leads have amazing romantic chemistry but nothing comes of it#and then the creators do make one of them gay for diversity points but give them the most nothingburger love interest#yes i'm still bitter about do revenge#anyway rant over. dead boy detectives is a fun show will probably finish it today#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers#are there any other tags people use? i'm pretty sure dbd is taken by dead by daylight
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