#bitches WISH they were me
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top scars boob window is literally my peak btw. never getting better at designing than this. (bonus alts of the second one under cut)
#artists on tumblr#ocs#art tag#clyde#june 2024#yesterday drawing was hard and chronic illness was kicking my ass and i was feeling so dreadful but today im sexy and cool and the best#bitches WISH they were me#this is really messy but we arent gonna talk abt that it was mostly just style practice
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bitches wish they were eating ripe, juicy, strawberries that cost 1.98 usd
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this being the only 556 photo existent (that i am aware of) is criminal.
#nico really wanted that cookie... can't blame him#BRITNEYYY#nico rosberg#carlos sainz jr#carlitos#the fact that they were actually on the same grid for two years is wild to me#not bc of anything in particular#just TWO BAD BITCHES COHEXISTING.... wow#wish we had more content tho#they're my favorite impossible duo#formula 1#partita del cuore#?????
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People be like, how you doing? And I'm like, Loop is never going to see their family again.
#Isat#Isat spoilers#Isat loop#I'm just. Thinking so hard.#About Loop and what happened at the end of the loops#And what dev said about when you restart the game#Is it a different loop is it the same loop will loop every be free?#Did loop wish themself into a new loop of helping other thems reach their goal?#Either way.... Loop will never see their family again. Because they have Changed and their family has not.#God fuck fuck I love them and I hate them in equal measures#If I ever met them I don't even know what I would do first#Probably give them contact information to a real good therapist???#But honestly I think I'd hug them if they'd let me cause I would burst into tears if they were real#Loop is my worst nightmare because I was loop and I think that's the bad part of the whole ordeal#What do you do when your family can not help you but you help yourself? Are the bonds the same? Different?#How do you reconcile that with your love for your family?#God this little bitch makes me feel so much
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them: “get off my back u frigid bitch” “its always an awful idea to have u here”
me: theyre n love :)
#waitress: i dont like ur sister. shes a terrible person. shes a bitch and shes ugly and i didnt want her on th team#me: aawwwww <333333#shit talking her as much as possible b4 defending her honor lest u appear too fond? i see u ;)#deetress#the gang goes bowling#sunny spoilers#ramblings#s16#i wish they had kept th lil bit @ th end where they had th waitress offer dee some fries tho#i thnk th waitress holding out fries to dee is th moment tht stuck n my head th most out of everything working on this season#and then it wasnt evn there lmfaooo#now realizing bOTH seasons th moments i remembered th most on set were deetress moments and then BOTH seasons they were diff in th show#they hurt me. they hurt me continuously. im weak
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you know, there are a lot of posts about how transitioning as an adult is like going through puberty all over again. and I’m not medically transitioning (at least not yet, maybe one day), so I don’t know if I ever expected to exactly experience that. after all, my hormones are at normal adult levels for someone on birth control. but no, some of the stuff I experience does make me feel like a teenager awkwardly becoming an adult again, actually.
see, I’m attending a friend’s wedding, and I need new formalwear for it (protip: it is generally frowned upon to wear a wedding dress to someone else’s wedding, and that’s the last formalwear I purchased). and I just… really didn’t want to wear a dress, so I went to go get a suit. and I didn’t know how to get any of the required clothes for it and had to have a salesperson help me figure out how dress shirts work and nervously stood there while getting shown how to try stuff on and it really did feel like I was a lost teenager, despite being, you know, almost twenty-six.
but also: I own a three-piece suit now! it’s grey! it looks pretty good on me! I even got a blue tie with bees on it! so it was worth the temporary embarrassment of suddenly realizing I don’t know how men’s formalwear sizes work and, oh god, why are there so many variations of “white dress shirt” what does this mean.
and I figure as I very slowly work up the confidence to be out more irl there will be more and more moments like this, and I’ll lament the fact I didn’t do all this stuff as an actual teenager, but as weird and scary as it is, so far, it’s been worth it.
#also shoutout to the salesperson both at the suit store and the department store#they were VERY nice and reassuring and the woman at the department store wished me luck which was very sweet#I was. very obviously nervous social anxiety is a bitch#I kept being like ‘I’m so sorry I don’t know how this works’ but I never had anyone teach me so I must give myself grace#anyway more personal than I normally am on this blog but I’m excited and also figure someone out there probably relates#just. late milestones. thing I keep experiencing both because autism and because not cis#suddenly realizing ‘oh most people figure this one out as a teenager’#milestones are bullshit anyway#anyway some stuff needs to come in and then be hemmed so no pictures yet but#suit……
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extremely funny to me when people here make posts about completely benign, slightly interesting things that sound perfectly plausible in everyday conversation and the notes are all "i wish this actually happened" like sorry you're uninteresting and your conversations are all boring as fuck sometimes funny things really do just happen to people
#'i wish this were true' and it's just a completely believable every day happening#says more about you than op being a liar babes#LIKE THE BITCH WHO TOLD ME I WAS LYING THAT MY DAD GOT ME ARMY BOOTS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF CIVILIAN COMBAT BOOTS#my dad. a previous military guy who is to this day obsessed with military stuff
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most nonchalant worst 24 hours of greats life goddamn
#and now we're back on the dff everybodys the worst train yay#also i love being right being right to me is a way of life its not a hobby im not new to this im true to this u bitches wish u were right#camille watches#4 minutes#4M#sees 2 ppl die in front of him then gets some opioids and some dick after to destress lmao
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yeah, whitney from the hit game (DOL) is actually my oc. I made that fucker up in my head and they just sorta blew up outta nowhere haha.
promise. you believe me, right? right??
#THEY’RE NOT MY FUCKING OC!!!!#I WISH#I WISH THEY WERE THAT MEANS I COULD DO WHATEVER AND SAY THEYRE A BITCH BOY/GIRL AND EVERYONE WOULD AGREE WITH ME CUZ IM THE CREATOR#I could get them pregnant and no one could refute me as it being fake#sorry to break it to you#it’s actually a character made by this better british guy named vrel#thank god I’m not british though#I’d probably off myself#..not that I mean it fr#ahahah#ahahaha.. what?#asher is.. on something
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The wait for percabeth to finally happen is going to be excruciating and I might as well kill myself now because I can’t wait that long
#I think I’m just going to read the books but then it’s also going to ruin the show for me because I already know what happens#so what’s the point#just like with thirteen reasons why#like the real issue though is that everything would just be too fresh because I had previously planned to read the books after I heard of#the films because I didn’t know about either but then I couldn’t afford them at time because poor bitch problems which then turned into#me forgetting about it completely and now fuck#I wish I didn’t know in advance they were canon so I wouldn’t be in this predicament#I just want to skip to the best part ugh#i hate everything#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#p.s I just know they’re going to ruin their romance in the show though lol#also I’m royally pissed because Luke’s plot twist has been spoiled for me and (other stuff)#so now I’m just never going to interact with pjo side of tumblr again lol#pjo tv show
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#2014 nostalgia#old tumblr#2014 revival#2014 grunge#girlblogging#tumblr 2014#2014 tumblr#bring back 2014#2014 aesthetic#tumblr girls#light in the darkness#flowers#roses#beautiful#night#dark aesthetic#darkness#love again#the little things#shits fucked#wish you were here#alone with my thoughts#leave me alone#lonelly#lights#melanchonic#melanchaholic#sadgirl#sad bitch hours
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Are your future bad kids like. Living in one house together or is the friendship more casual wrt to work and stuff?
oh absolutely not they mostly have their own spaces! fabian is flying around in the seacaster mansion, adaine has an apartment around the area riz's detective office is, kristen is still based in elmville so she can keep an eye out for her siblings. fig gorgug and riz technically share a house but fig moves between like five different addresses whenever she feels like it and riz spends about equal time at his offices and at everyone's places. the thing is I don't think the adventurer circles are that big? and when you grow up with that you eventually keep running into the same people. and also the bad kids still definitely spend every single holiday together regardless of what any of them individually has going on
#not art#I think like. once 4/6 of you are in the same family tree by choice ''casual friendship'' is kinda out the window lmao#like these people are ride or die regardless of their level of daily interaction. the nature of adulthood is unless you live in#the same house you may go days or weeks without seeing each others just because you're all busy. but you're each others' summonable#it helps that theyre all like close to top of their fields already in canon lmao#so much of being a grown up is actually just like. oh my friend is really good at this I'll ask them. oh my friend who's good at this would#LOVE to get in on this. the world is full of brands of kettle chips started by some guys on the same couch#I think the thing is just friendship is often nice and comforting to experience yknow? like doing things together is fun talking is fun#alien ass sentence lmao but its true. and like. idk I don't see the bad kids not enjoying each others' company any time soon#honestly I fully see them in their 40s posting coupon qr codes in the group chat like ''you guys wouldnt fucking BELIEVE the deal Im gettin#you wish you were me. bitch. anyone wants kale''
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lol i pregamed a tiny bit for agatha but now after finishing im just taking shots for coping reasons
#i am…… not all that pleased with the ending#/not trying to sound like a complainy bitch#SPOILER WARNING ->#i expected agatha to die tbh#but honestly what i Did not expect was for the ending to feel unfinished#and for me to come out of it feeling so deeply unsatisfied#and it’s not that any of the scenes were bad really!! i loved them#i just feel like a lot of them…. needed some further context or elaboration that we got absolutely none of#like i have So Many questions still that weren’t at all answered by the finale#and also questions that came up BECAUSE of the finale that didn’t get answered lol#idk i’m just.#i’m so proud of kathryn hahn and all of the cast and crew#and i don’t want to seem ungrateful bc i can FEEL that they put their heart and soul into this show#but the writing and contextualization just REALLY really fell flat for me in the last two episodes#also some decisions that felt…weird and last minute#like the reveal of agatha being the one to take jen’s powers?? still makes zero sense to me#idk i just wish we had more time with them i think#also i’m not upset that agatha died again i kinda expected it but the manner in which she died felt abrupt and inauethentic to. e#it just didn’t feel fleshed out at all idkkkkk#ugghhhhhgg#can’t believe i got fucking got by yet another sapphic show#i’m just asking for one good sapphic show with a satisfying ending PLEASE#(read: NOT necessarily a happy ending im not asking for all that i just need it to MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!!)#anyway. i have more thoughts that ill get into soon im a bit tipsy and prob and not expressing myself right but TLDR love them all but…. 😬#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#billy maximoff#kathryn hahn#joe locke
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pouring one out for all the third doctor girlies ( genderless ) who are about to go insane in the tags.
#don't think i don't see u going insane in the tags about him i DO and SAME.#“i want him carnally” so do i bitch get in line WGLKAJLSDKFJ NO I LOVE ALL OF U SO MUCH.#wish that were me for REAL miss liz u have been blessed!!!!!! look at that man!!!! i would simply die.#third doctor#classic doctor who#classic who#doctor who#jon pertwee#caroline john#liz shaw#god it was so hard to make this look GOOD!!!!!!! took SO LONG!!!!!!!! i hope u all love it.
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it really does feel so much harder to go back to school the further away i get from it omg they weren't lying... this sux
#ultimately it was good and got me out of an insane home situation but. man. i wish i had been able to finish my degree.#i was so close :( i wish this world were gentler to bitches paying for their own education w no help from family or anyone... lol lmao.#it's so hard!!! and it's even harder now to pick up where i left off!!!!#teddyposting
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not being horny on main rn sorry pls feel free to scroll frfr
i just wanted to talk into a void idk it made me cringe trying 2 write a whole letter to my past self or trying to figure out if i should reach out to someone blah blah. it's easier to put it in a post bc it's way less pressure
tbh just like finally processing emotions that ive been hoarding for more than half my life and im sure it'll be worth it. i think im ready to like grow out of relying on solely on various forms of escapism to get through and focus more on filling my life with the things that make life beautiful
#not snz#notsnz#mentalhealth#ig like it doesnt matter that no adults in my rl gave me guidance at that age bc like im the adult now LMAOOO#i found my diary from age 12-15#reading it was an event#imagining i was talking to a child that wasnt me rlly put it in perspective tho#it took like a decade to get a good therapist and whatnot and ofc i wish it were dif but ik processing & acceptance is key#idk im kinda excited tho like i think i can let go of this nonsense finally#“i think my best years r over” (ur 12) also u have ur own room filled w anime posters and ur watching a r/affi concert w a heating pad#u finally got to play t/tyd bitch!!!! i told u!!!!!! ur life is full of love#two weeks ago u r/eigen a/rataka talked a guy into to knocking off 100 bucks 4 a trumpet purchase what a time to be alive#u found some circles that like u the way u are frfr#u were in the knitting club and like church choir or whatever u were NOT even a problem child they were dramatic#ur so many things and it was ok that you were sad it wasnt even ur fault & ur supposed to be immature bc ur a child
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