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New character who dis?
New campaign block tomorrow so I will be playing a Koldunic Sorcerer Tzimisce in a V20: Dark Ages game. This is Lilijana of Masovia, a former noble who is used to getting her own way.
#lilijana of masovia#vampire the masquerade#vtm:da#Tzimisce#koldun#i have taken exactly 0 points in vissicitude#koldun all the way#spooky bitch time#bitch standing for#being in total control of herself#this sketch was brought to you by insomnia
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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scully my friend scully
#my art#bitches be like can't stand his gojo ass#10 min later ME AND THE BESTIE#twst#twisted wonderland#skully j graves#is his name spelled with a c or a k... idk
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BOYCOTT THE 2024 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
It has been announced officially that israel will be participating despite the many calls and petitions against it due to the genocide of the Palestinians that they are conducting.
Russia was banned because of the war with Ukraine, why not israel?
BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT
#free palestine#free gaza#israel#fuck israel#end genocide#eurovision#free palestine 🇵🇸#free gaza 🇵🇸#stop the genocide#i stand with palestine#boycott israel#boycott eurovision#israel is committing genocide#israel is a war criminal#israel is evil#israel is a bitch#eurovision 2024#eurovision song contest
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Y'all do know scott cawthon is making money off of the fnaf movie AND he donates to republican politicians who have been supporting the anti trans legislation going on?? Right.. righ???
#yall: *pic of harry potter and jkr* cant stand this bitch#also yall: me and the bestie!!! *pic of fnaf and scott cawthon*
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yttdisms now im moved in
#kostik draws#i got so excited when i learned that midori probably stands Like That because he finds it funny to stare at sara at her eye level#what a freak...... i love him so much. eat your damn food bitch#also sou alter squad my alltime faves forever and ever. i Need to write a fanfiction about you#gin ibushi#sou hiyori#shin tsukimi#midori yttd#sara chidouin#fanart#yttd#your turn to die#kimi ga shine#the sillies#thank god i didnt forget how to draw these past few weeks i still need to finish my zine piece
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Narilambs your goat
Get adopted, idiot
#fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl goat#narinder boutta throw hands up until the goat starts talking#then is just like - 'oh you crave violence??? bitch me too the fuck :)'#the lamb is absolutely standing on a box here - there is absolutely no way they are that tall#shorter than both their husband and adopted child - So Sad (yet so adorable)#anyway if the lamb isn't able to use the mating tent in the new update i will personally scream because I NEED CANON SHITTENS#i made this instead of sleeping or working on more important comics lol#ok time to go be sleepydelirious while inking other things
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[I give her little bat nose a kiss and she promptly bites off my nose]
#lae'zel#laezel#baldurs gate 3#bg3#i LOVE her and i wont stand for laezel slander#we love a bad bitch
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Just deleted the ask I was trying to respond to, but re: "skeptics always die in horror movies" - I have mixed feelings on that trope!
On the one hand I think it sets the tone and helps the audience suspend their disbelief - people are always complaining about horror movie characters being idiots, so this can be a way to be like "see? We DID consider rational explanations, and then someone immediately got murdered very supernaturally, so stop asking questions and accept the premise."
On the other hand, I think it definitely contributes to the idea that skeptics are close-minded killjoys who are too stubborn to accept reality, which is a very common and incredibly annoying mindset. Shane Madej did not spend the last eight years marching into haunted houses and loudly demanding that the demons inside kill him for me to still be hearing shit about how "if you don't take the supernatural seriously you will Attract Evil Energies And Die".
#i also can't stand the 'you're acting like a white person in a horror movie!' thing. bestie that was a movie😔it was fictional😔#there's that one really long twitter post by a white lady detailing how she almost bought a haunted house#and listing all the spooky details she didn't even notice until her husband was like 'we are not buying the haunted house'#then bitch move over!!! SOME of us can appreciate having weird creepy heavily-locked doors in our basement#or at the very least we'd open the door. the fact that every archaeologist in the world isn't dead is a good sign demon curses aren't real#skepticism umbrella
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Prompt 170
Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit.
Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too.
And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?
The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck-
Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Jason & Talia & the Assassins are just standing there in utter confusion#Dusan also standing there: Oh thank fuck his sparring buddy is back we kept losing operatives whenever Father decided to be affectionate#Most of the League is at least Ecto contaminated but the Al Ghuls are Liminal AF#Danny as a teen: Ur a lil bitch lmao#Ras as a teen: Well fuck you too I hope the earth swallows you where you stand#Danny as an adult when he sees his friend: Hey Bitch#Ras to everyone’s horror: Hey Fucker you’re a decade late#Danny: Had a king to kill you know how it is#Talia: Alright Jason time for you to go to Gotham I think there might be hallucinogens in the Base#Jason: No I want to see more of this this is comedy gold#Tiny Damian doing mental gymnastics: Is this Grandmother?????#No one knows how the fuck to describe their relationship- are they friends?? Rivals?? Lovers?? Just too dudes who apparently have known#each other for a Very long time????
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you gross old perv! looking at a teenager like that. let me guess, you're fantasising about using my virgin teen hole and making me call you daddy? come on. be more creative than that.
play with my mind. get into my head. corrupt my naive mind into thinking that im safe with you. sit me down on your lap and touch me all over, whisper to me about how there's so many gross men out there, and im so lucky to have found you.
make me melt into the delusion of safety before you lay me down and violate me. turn into one of the gross men you warned me about. take advantage of me like the gross old man you are. anyone can call you daddy...let me call you dad.
#pretty tiddies#jewellery stand ;)#jewellery#attention wh0r3#attention slvt#submisive and breedable#cnc k!nk#fauxc3st#perv daddy#older man younger woman#age pl4y#r@pe fantasy#ddlgprincess#human fleshlight#1cky daughter#breed me like a bitch in heat#corruption kink#mind corruption#teen slvt#hand kink
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Swimsuit season is well over now. Maybe it's for the best.
#ambroys#special guest star hyden#my draws#as always i just like drawing them hanging out together and being shameless silly gaudy bastards#ambroys can be a judgy little bitch all he likes - hyden's ego defenses are impenetrable#sfkkf standing next to hyden always makes ambroys look like such a manlet. i swear he's well over 6 feet tall#even if i draw ambroys as a totally normal (...relatively normal) non-magic human i still want to put his sun-shaped tummy birthmark on him#it stretches credulity but i think it's cute (said like a man in a confession both)#ummm tags i guess#swimsuit#beach#cartoon art#artists on tumblr#oc#human oc
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Will Byers is flirty and he's a smug son of a bitch about it too. Don't let anyone tell you different. Because what the fuck is this.
Look at his smug little smile. He knows what he did.
#byler flirting#will byers#i know what you are#is manizer a thing#like womanizer but gay#he'd get all the bitches(men) if it was accepted and i stand by that#he pulls (hypothetical)#stranger things#byler#will byers dynamic#oh i'm so cute i'm so innocent i'm so sweet i've never dated anyone#don't try and fool me#you are the son of joyce byers you've got some moves and you weaponize them
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i want that bitch dead. i want that critter be absolutely clapped
#tpoh#the property of hate#my art#this has been stuck in my brain ever since i saw that bitch butterfly stand on that book holder#next to hero just straight say “ go here” where? “to the basement/void”#also i don't want my first art of this year to be minecraft i've suffered enough in it's lore
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"Oh har har Gotham is terrible to Joker and that's why he acts the way he does," Gotham worships a hot topic furry with the mental stability of a soggy cracker and thinks a 10 year old vigilante is perfectly normal
#like im.sorry but what the fuck possesses dc writers to depict joker as a biproduct of an intolerant community#that he constantly harms and abuses and generally worsens by just standing there#am i supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont#me personally i think it'd be hilarious if they refused to indulge his pariah complex#collectively they all agree to stop reacting to his antics. oh you're gonna blow up the bank?? haha you prankster#you're gonna kidnap someone and hold them hostage? here let me help you! want me to call batman for you?#hey jokie did you see the game! had a nice weekend? like literally fuck this man lmao#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#text#text post
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REAL QUICK-
Aemond 'I want vengeance' FOR FUCKING WHAT?? THE BABY THAT ACCIDENTALLY SLASHED YOUR EYE OUT WHILE DEFENDING HIS FRIENDS IS DEAD, YOU PRICK! YOU ALREADY KILLED HIM!!
What fucking vengeance??
#house of the dragon#and yes i know that blood and cheese will cause much more desire for vengeance#BUT I STAND BY THIS#because it hadn't happened yet#and aemond is a pissy little bitch if a child#aemond targaryen#lucerys velaryon#hotd
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