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iimr3 · 2 years ago

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*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms

addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS

#op #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #tbh yall need to watch murder she wrote or old sherlock adaptations and appreciate self contained mysteries #where u learn a little bit abt the detective thru the mystery but they arent the focus + there is no overarching plot #THAT IS WHY SHERLOCK IS FAMOUS!

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everysongineverykey · 2 years ago

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four EXTREMELY underrated glass onion moments:

"child = nft"

"it's so dumb!" "oh... it's so dumb it's brilliant..." "NO! it's just DUMB!!"

"uh, no one traihed ta kill ya, ya vainglorious buffOON" in that stupid accent

"you... dim-witted, brAINLESS, JACKASS! YOUR ONE MUHDUH WITH ANY PANACHE AT ALL AND YOU STOLE THE WHOLE IDEA FROM ME!!"

#glass onion #knives out #glass onion spoilers #listen. blanc's yelling at rich people bit in this movie was PERFECTION.#and i will not rest until EVERYONE appreciates the exasperation in his voice when he says #'NO! IT'S JUST DUMB!!' as the comedic gold it is

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crimsonclad · 2 years ago

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I keep seeing Takes about how recent media like Glass Onion and The Menu aren’t taking “eat the rich” seriously enough to launch real change or revolution and like?? yeah??? popular crowd-pleasing entertainment where horrible rich people Suffer A Comeuppance for the pleasure of an audience is one of the oldest tropes in all of human history???? It is a crowd pleaser! It is the bread (ha) and butter of the Western canon! It is in Chaucer it is in Dante it is in Shakespeare it is the stuff of Dickens and 95% of Agatha Christie and almost every teen movie ever made??????? “look at these horrible rich idiots and hypocrites…and now enjoy their DESTRUCTION” transcends time and space and historical moments! It is so strange to be surprised that Hollywood returns to this well without any intention of seeking anything more transgressive than an audience having a hearty chuckle lmao

#it would be great if we could all walk away from Omelas but expecting billion dollar studios to lead the charge seems a bit misguided #spoilers #kinda but not really more than the trailers tell you #the menu #glass onion #Norton Anthology of Literature #etc #Clue!#The Sting!#now I’m just naming movies I’ve watched this week

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whaliiwatching · 9 months ago

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list of adults who are great with kids

unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie

#spider man: across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #miles morales #peter b parker #mayday parker #peni parker #hobie brown #spider punk #spider noir #ft a little spider goddess #under the readmore is just a different version of the miguel and miles onion headline lol #im actually pretty proud of how these turned out #peni looks cute miguel looks techy peter b looks kind of on model even #i wouldve drawn miguel with the ‘dont cry endless possibilities’ bit but he was NOT that nice about it hahaaa #i know in my heart of hearts peter noir would not have been brainwashed like peter b #sorry peter b you’re just such an easy punching bag 😔😔#couldn’t find a meme for jess bc. she’s actually responsible lol #but she will get one if i can find one

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starrysharks · 4 months ago

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original

#zeno's art #ocs #reassassination #octavia krankenstein #emery onion reliquary #this was fun to shade #also i changed onion's hair a bit :P #its fun designing outfits for them

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moerusai · 2 years ago

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Best of Peg (2/2) a.k.a the way Jessica Henwick looks at Janelle Monáe

Jessica Henwick as Peg — GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022)

#glass onion #knives out #jessica henwick #janelle monae #usergal #userbbelcher #usergif #filmedit #wlwgifs #filmgifs #dailyflicks #usernik #moerusai #gif effects #knives out spoilers #giffing this makes me realize every woman in this film #is a lil bit gay for helen #I mean can you blame them

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kitakami-kid · 4 months ago

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my brain is a machine that turns KIERAN POKEMON into MANIC OBSESSION

#felt a bit silly so i drew something and actually colored and shaded it #pokemon #pokemon sv #kieran pokemon #pokemon kieran #rival kieran #pkmn #trainer kieran #pokemon fanart #art #kieran #kieran sv #onion kid art

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beaulesbian · 13 days ago

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important announcement from lucanis

#the brooding assassin who's living behind the kitchen and part of his brain is occupied by a demon: we need more onions!#aksjdskj its just funny to always check on all the companions even if they dont want to tell you anything #and you get hilarious bits like this #lucanis #dragon age #da4 #datv #lucanis dellamorte #mine #gif:da #not rlly spoilers #dragon age the veilguard

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curiositypolling · 7 months ago

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#i want to know if im rly in the minority for thinking the first was better by a Good Bit #everyone seemed to be Loving glass onion when it came out

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icewindandboringhorror · 5 months ago

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks #then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard #I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing #to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or #honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal #(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of #'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the #texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso #OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety #augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro #and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of #different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more #when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh #but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions #so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion #on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread #doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and #bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.

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corvesha · 3 months ago

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If Gummy Bear becomes canon in TPOT, I'll eat an entire onion.

Here's some doodles I've drawn on my phone but never posted here with the first one being a style experiment.

#my art #object shows #art #fanart #bfb #xfohv #tpot #tpot one #tpot three #xfohv one #xfohv three #algebralien #algebraliens #I'm not lying about the onion bit #< I will do it

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fisherrprince · 2 months ago

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I’d like to thank the government for this banger focaccia I’m making

#actually I don’t thank the government you all have been having so many issues with my loans #I’ve had to go to so many offices and phone calls. NO thank you to the government. For this focaccia #it’s garlic butter onion bacon blue cheese BY THE WAY!!!!#little bit of hot honey drizzle #the og from the restaurant I had this at was a flatbread and it had tomatoes #but I don’t like tomatoes and I want to make focaccia #kipspeak #it’s still rising. I made garlic too early so now I have to start over w that bc it’s not even enough garlic #but whateva. Wish me luck on caramelizing these onions

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carlyraejepsans · 4 months ago

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Domestic 1 and/or 2 *bats eyelashes*

hiii jackie

iv.1 When they move in together, who gets the most say in decorations? What do they each have to have in the house?

trick question, papyrus does it instead.

honestly i feel like the bros just manifest their house on the surface and have toriel move in, so pretty much nothing changes. maybe the decor gets progressively more weird the more they live and explore the surface and they accumulate dozens of souvenirs and tourist trinkets while traveling.

iv.2 If they get married, who proposes, and how do they do it? Would they change their surnames?

well as per my magnum opus, it's "know any puns about proposing?", but i am also quite fond of the way my dad went about it, which was waking up at 5am in the morning, turning to my mother in bed and going "hey, you wanna get married" and my mom being like "yeah." and then they got married. except if this was soriel it would go something like

"hey. wanna get married?"

"Oh. Do we have to?"

".....naaaah."

and then they don't! piss and love🙏

#they just never bother with any cerimony and shit like that. they do get engaged tho.#....technically. toriel puts an onion ring on his finger while they're out eating together and they joke about being engaged #and then after they go back home she keeps up the bit and sans is like oh sick is this what we're doing now #and it goes on for so long they start telling people they're engaged and it stops being a bit #undertale #soriel #sans #toriel #hcs #answered asks

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cookinguptales · 2 years ago

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[GLASS ONION SPOILERS BELOW]

a story in three acts:

1.