#biscuit commission

[tired-biscuit]

snuggling and coddling the grump until he has no other choice but to enjoy it!

@rabbbitseason thank you, thank you, thank you!!! <3

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

An Honorary Degree in Cryptozoology

Summary: Jack may be getting in over his head. Each time he comes back to this river he comes out more gravid and drugged on cryptid slime. This time it might be too much for him.

Tags: Bestiality, Stoner main character, Enthusiastic consent, Drug use, Recreational drug use, Drugged sex, Aphrodisiacs, Anal sex, Egg laying, Eggpreg, Oviposition, mpreg, Pregnancy, Pregnancy kink, Belly bulge, Belly kink, Belly rubs, Belly humping, Unconventional masturbation, Multiple orgasms, Lactation kink, Belly button kink, Eggs hatch in belly, Sensitive insides, Always drugged, Eggs make you Horny, Orgasmic birth, Not technically incest?, Non-human genitalia, Embedded images, NSFW art, PWP

Word Count: 10,713

Every day when he woke up, or got home from work, he’d quickly take off his clothes, sit in front of the TV on spread knees, and let his cock be sandwiched between his belly and the floor. The cool chill of the wood was always a shock, but the ability to idly hump onto his dick while smoking and watching some cable was worth it. The lactation, he could only assume, was his body deciding he had to be as pregnant as he looked and adjusting accordingly. The little nubs had gotten as sensitive as his naval. Always stiff and puffy, he’d taken to putting some gauze over them to prevent stimulation and absorb the milk. Unlike his dick, he couldn’t hide it if the milk seeped through.

My first ever commission! I'll be posting my rates in a bit, but take this post as my announcement. I wont be posting the full work here since its 10,000 words long and you'd be scrolling for days to get to the bottom. Read the rest through the link to my Ao3.

[bethfuller]

changing faces.

find me on instagram !

[screwpinecaprice]

I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.

[moonsart]

Commission for Anonymous of N and Uzi reuniting after the events of ep7 ^^

[drykoolaid]

Guyyysss I Almsot forgot 😰

Also am I the only one who had a huge Ao3 Nuzi crisis??? Likeee I was scrounging 🥶

So uhhhh guess the fanfic idk???? The author liek vanished from the one u could access on safari sooooo Yur 🤪

[thecosmiccrow]

thanks @1-800-hellyeah and @farhen2 for paying me a collective $38.15 to make this shit

[camashred]

It's with great sadness that we have to arrest Biscuit here, since he has absolutely stolen that hat. Ignore the fact it suits him a lot, and you'll notice the massive holes cut into the back so the horns'll fit through.

OSRS chathead for DrackalPaws <3

[em0puppy]

theyre so married couple in this scene i had to

scene in question

[choccy-milky]

omg hi ive been following u bc i love ur comics but i did'nt realise that you have a fanfiction?? and that its rlly big on ao3. i thought u were just a tumblr comic creatorrr. anyway im gonna go and read it now but i love clora so muchhhhh!! <3

thank u for ur committment!!

BAHAHA my brainrot cannot be satisfied with just fanart or fanfic I NEED TO DO BOTH🤪🤪thats so funny tho LOL but THANK YOU!! AND I HOPE U LIKE IT💖💖🙏

THANK YOU!! AND SOON!! im writing as we speak, and i just decided what i want the drawing for this chapter to be and quickly drew it using my laptop trackpad before i forget LMFAO

look at this masterpiece???like😍😍😍heres your sneak peek for next chap!!

LMFAO AND HES NOT EVEN THE FIRST IVE HAD MANY PPL TELL ME THIS, clora will never escape the clorox allegations😩

IMMA BE REAL ITS LIKE 50/50. in my headcanon, seb was never the type to really want children/care about children. like if he never met clora i imagine him just graduating and becoming a curse-breaker or auror and going off on his own. but since meeting clora its like damn.....i do want kids with u.....i think #1 for him would be out of a desire to have clora be his full ass wife and have everything with her that comes with that (ie children) and warming up to the idea more, and then ofc once he actually sees the kid born ITS OVER (i also have it planned that their first kid is gonna be a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes so like......a little mini clora. sebs doomed🥺hes gonna spoil her so bad🥺🥺)

AW TYYY💖💖im glad you like how i draw him🥹 and ikr i need to draw older seb more, bc i am a slut for seb in that trenchcoat and black gloves🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️actually wait while we're on the topic of my curse-breaker comic, i forgot about this LMAOO. I NEEDED REFERENCE PICTURES OF SEBS POSE so i put on a coat and similar shoes and forced my roommate to take pictures of me (she was very confused but also very supportive) i was like "i need you to take a picture of me on all fours from multiple angles. AND ITS NOT FOR SMUT I SWEAR" LMAO (i still dont think she believed me)

im dead it looks like im in the depressed anime pose bc theres no choccy milky in the fridge or something😩😩

[oceanmojis]

btw i'm not saying you guys have to commission me or anything

but i am saying that if you guys want, these are our most up-to-date emojis, and theyre only $17 per (or if theyre on base, $15)

[tired-biscuit]

just wanted to say thank you to my wonderfully talented friend @artmistersealy who surprised me with the most amazing birthday gift ever!

big, beefy boyfriend kiba!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🫶

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

BiscuitDragon Commissions Info

Howdy! I'm taking commissions.

What do I write? NSFW Original Content. I will not write fanworks. OC's are fine. Oviposition, Pregnancy, Monsters, CNC, Somnophilia, Mind control, Noncon, Dubious Consent, Breeding, Transformation, Lactation, Hucow, Free use, ballpreg, Parasites.

You can use my Masterlist and ao3 to estimate if I'll be interested in your commission. We can also discuss any additional kinks that aren't on my main list. Anything listed in my limits is a no go and you will be blocked if inquire about them.

Where can I contact you? Through DMs.

What are your rates?

Less than 1,000 words = $15 USD. 1k - 9k = $.020 per word More than 10k = $.030 per word More than 15k is up for discussion.

Word count will be discussed before agreement. We will discuss what you'll want out of the commission and I'll gauge a minimum/maximum word count based on the discussed story and kinks.

If I go over the agreed word count, It'll be at no extra cost to you.

How are payments made? Through paypal.

How long do commissions take? That will be up for discussion based on what's being written. <1k will generally take less than a week while a larger word count means a longer time period. I will discuss the time frame with you through.

I'm only taking 5 commissions at a time. Once I've finished one a new slot will open. I'll update how many commission slots I have opened on my pinned post.

As always. I will not always agree to a commission even if all kinks are aligned and you're willing to pay. It's my right to to turn down a commission for any reason.

This post may update in the future if I get asked frequent questions.

[countessofbiscuit]

Tokara taking some time for herself 🫦

commissioned by someone on twitter to draw their beautiful Pantoran OC || full 18 + here

[rosedrawsstuffsometimes]

Bridget, Brisket, Biscuit, Beret, Basket, Ballin' all names that this bean has acquired

[lonelybiscuit]

Espeon, to go with Umbreon!