#bird puns

[bokunokamijirou]

hi! can i request a dabi smau? reader has known him since before dabi days and he just collected them once and they really love the league members!

Stuck like Glue! // Dabi/Touya x f!reader SMAU

(also ft. Keigo briefly as a… wingman ;)…)

thanks for the request! I looooved writing this hehe. I haven’t written dabi before yet so this was so fun!!

he thinks he's so slick with it too, but he's ridiculously down bad

[mckenzieyoungart]

Let the record show that crows still scare the shit out of me.

[sloth-with-a-knife]

Chicken: *Makes a chicken sound*

Me: I've had enough of this fowl language

[elliottnotyet]

I made a card for my cousin. I think I could have done better but she's three so I hope she likes it.

[Image ID: a card that has a colored pencil drawing of soup in a blue bowl under the words "How Much Soup do you feed a Bird?" End ID]

[Image ID: an open card a toucan behind two cans labeled "toucans". On the other side, it says "Happy Birthday! ZOE. I have enclosed some stickers for you to use at your own discretion. Sincerely, Elliot." End ID]

[artisticly-autistic]

Been making some bird-themed Valentines Day cards hehehe

[somegalsandagame]

Tonight the Gals are back with more Half Life 2, join as they figure out how a bird breaks into a pub: with a crowbar! Caw!

Starting @ 9:15-9:30pm CST

[uncroppedsoop]

can a white chick who flap around (thermal riding style) be considered as fly?

[manygeese]

my friends are tired of my bird puns. what they don’t know is that critics are raven about them

[mcyt-as-birds]

everytime you reblog my art, i get so excited <3 best blog - fakier, a bird enjoyer

holy shit it’s fakier!! I am so glad you enjoy it because I LOVE your art and it takes everything in me to not endlessly scroll and assign birds to every piece. I was wondering if I was doing too much! That Xisuma design is so *chefs kiss* perfect for my mission to assign Weirder Birds.

[whiteboardjokes]

[vogelpsittacines]

Any other flap-tastic puns?

[2649901]

[rosyxcc]

XD ignore that it’s almost three AM, I just changed the little “ask me questions” thing, and unfortunately it has a really short character limit so I had to shorten it, but i wanted it to say “Need feed? I’m always listening for tweets (puns)” but APPARENTLY that was too long 🙄 so I had to settle for “Need feed? Give tweets” which is way more lame, but it gets the point across. Get it? Cause the feed is what you get when you post something, it appears in your feed, but it’s also feed as in bird feed, cause apparently I’m a human(?) taking care of a bunch of birds, so I give you bird feed, and then it’s tweets cause you tweet something, (well technically that’s twitter but whatever) and that means you’ve posted, but it’s also tweets like a birds tweet, like the sound they make, so it says “want me to post something? Say something” while also telling the birds “tell me if you want more bird feed” it’s a double sided pun and I love it.

[zenosanalytic]

#original artist absolutely lost to history(via@blurds) D:

[nightshade86]

Sleep deprived thought of the day:

The problem with Murder to solve an immediate problem is that it is neither quick or efficient to train the requisite amount of crows.

[edmundpevensiesqueen]

youre telling me emily said THIS

and NO ONE laughed?! unbelievable no one treats this woman right i’m calling the police