#bingwife

[sunshine-dies]

I BROUGHT FOOD!!!!!

just read @nyoomerr's new drabbles today and they inspired me to draw this lovely coquettish little Bingwife. read them, they're super good!!!!!

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of original Luo Bingge standing in a modern kitchen and wearing a frilly apron, turning back to look at the viewer with a flush as he asks, "Could I be your wife?" The art is done in cool blue with dusty pink accents. End ID]

[verycharismaticdragon]

Sleeping Beauty Binghe x Maleficent SQQ for Bingwife Week day 3: fairy tale ✌️🥰

Binghe: "♪I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream~♪" SQQ, screaming internally: "Princess!!! You got the wrong person!!!!!!1!!11"

referencing of course the true love's kiss scene from a lesbian masterpiece Maleficent (2014)... anyone else malora truther in 2014 bingqiu enjoyer now?

[zarasu]

Lesbingqiu, black widow

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Luo Binghe's husband hadn't been dead for two weeks when she met her next target.

It was at one of the parties her connection to her late husband got her an invitation to. "You shouldn't be alone after such a sudden loss," it said.

So Binghe threw on her best black dress, attached a black veil to her hair (long enough to get the point across, but certainly short enough to not cover her face), and painted her eyes black to distract from the lack of eye-bags.

She had lured in more than just a few potential husbands with the tragic widow look before.

When she arrived, the party was already in full swing. Nonetheless, her kind hostess took the time to greet her and express her condolences. (Naive, said a little voice in the back of Binghe's head that she quickly squashed.)

It didn’t take long until she was approached by others, all repeating the same dreary sentiments she had heard a hundred times before. Bored, she let her eyes wander over their clothes, estimating their monthly income.

In the drudge of generic 'thank you's and 'it was just so unexpected's, her attention drifted a bit, until she was suddenly brought back to reality by an overly familiar hand on her arm.

"It must be hard, all alone now," a sleazy voice sounded from beside her and Binghe looked up at a man with too much gel in his hair and a greedy look in his eyes. "Without a strong man in your life to support you. How are you holding up?"

With a practiced eye, Binghe took him in. The suit he was wearing was meant to look expensive, but the fabrics could not conceal the fact that it was off-the-peg. The Rolex on his wrist, as well, was an imitation rather than the real thing.

Binghe drew into herself slightly, away from him, and fixed a tight smile on her face. "I'm holding up alright, thank you."

Apparently, he was dumb as brick as well, because he completely ignored the silent cues and only invaded her personal space further.

Binghe rolled her eyes. She would have driven him off by now, if his behaviour didn’t play perfectly into her plans. She was already playing the tragic victim role, might as well give a heroic knight the opportunity to save her from something more tangible.

"It's best to distract oneself in a situation like that," he continued, and Binghe's smile grew even tighter. "I have a weekend house in-"

"So that is what society has come to," a cold voice came from behind them.

Startled, both Binghe and the man turned around. There, Shen Qingqiu stood, looking at them cooly over a glass of white wine.

Binghe's stomach swooped in nervousness. Shen Qingqiu was... something of an important figure in high society.

The fact that she was the heir to a big corporation was one reason for her popularity. The other, though, was undoubtedly her icy beauty, her flawless manners, and her cutting intellect.

She didn’t disappoint today either, with her gleaming, green silk suit and her shiny dark hair done up in a clever bun.

Binghe had always taken care to avoid her, certain that the other woman's sharp eyes would see right through her facade. Now, however, she was pinned, no way to escape.

Binghe’s palms grew clammy.

Shen Qingqiu continued: "Since when is it the done thing to prey on a grieving woman, I wonder?"

It took Binghe a few seconds of confusion until she realised that Shen Qingqiu's cold stare wasn’t directed at her at all, but at the man next to her.

The man in question seemed to be equally frozen in surprise.

Finally, Shen Qingqiu said slowly but firmly: "Take your hand off her arm."

He flinched and took his hand off her as if he'd been burned. Then, he gave an awkward laugh and excused himself before hurrying away.

Binghe looked after him for a second, wishing she could do the same. Now that she was alone with Shen Qingqiu, what would the other woman say? Or maybe worse; what unspoken knowledge would Binghe find in her eyes?

She tried to brace herself, getting ready for whatever was to come.

Of all the things that could happen, she didn’t expect to suddenly feel two gentle, elegant hands on her shoulders. The scent of green tea and sage met her nose and Binghe froze in surprise.

"Are you quite alright," Shen Qingqiu asked softly, looking down at her with concern in her dark eyes. There was none of the dismissive contempt there that Binghe had expected to see.

"What an unpleasant person," she added and frowned towards where the man had vanished.

With a quick wave, she called a waiter, took one of the glasses of wine from the tray and pressed it into Binghe's hand.

Binghe took a sip without looking. It was red wine. Abruptly, she recalled the question and cleared her throat.

"I'm alright now," she said quietly. Then, she remembered herself and looked up at Shen Qingqiu through her eyelashes. "That is, thanks to you. That really was a bit of an uncomfortable situation you helped me out of, so... thank you."

Instead of answering, Shen Qingqiu just swallowed audibly and, with fascinated disbelief, Binghe watched as Shen Qingqiu's eyes flitted from her eyes to her lips for a second.

No way, she thought, nervousness and confusion giving way to a slow, incredulous delight.

"It was no problem," Shen Qingqiu said, seconds too late to be natural. It seemed she realised it too because a faint blush spread over her beautiful face. She looked away, then, and Binghe realised she was desperately casting around for something to say.

When her gaze fell on Binghe's black veil, she jolted a little. "Ah, I can't believe I forgot to say this before but, my condolences to you."

Binghe needed only a second to calculate her plan of action. It wasn’t hard to decide.

With all her years of training, she made tears rise to her eyes to give them a glazed look and turned her head away a little to hide her apparent bout of sadness, baring her neck in the process.

"I haven't really come to terms with it yet," she whispered. "I keep suddenly remembering that he's... well," she gave a choked, sad laugh. "It catches me by surprise every time."

With wide, reddened eyes, she looked up, and Shen Qingqiu's hand reflexively came up to touch Binghe before she caught herself.

"It must be very hard," Shen Qingqiu agreed quietly, almost awkwardly. "If there's anything I can do for you, please tell me."

Binghe smiled faintly. "You have already done so much for me, I'm not going to ask you for more."

Shen Qingqiu's face took on a very determined expression and, seemingly forgetting that she had just stopped herself from touching Binghe, she gently put a hand on her elbow. "Please, I'd be more than happy to help in whatever way I can."

Shyly, Binghe ducked her head. "As horrible as he was, that man was right that the thing I need most right now is just some company."

Shen Qingqiu frowned at her concernedly. "Do you have any family left? Friends?"

"I'm afraid everyone I could call a friend was my husband's friend first. They have their own grief to deal with," Binghe said quietly, intentionally ignoring the question about family.

"Well, that's no good." Shen Qingqiu's lips pressed together firmly. "I insist that you come visit me tomorrow. Or whenever you have time. It's no good to be all by yourself in that house, surrounded by memories."

Binghe fidgeted, hesitating. She kept the wild smile that wanted to break free in her chest, near her heart, where it belonged.

"I don’t want to be a bother, but if you insist?"

"I insist," Shen Qingqiu agreed and brought her hand up to squeeze her shoulder possessively.

Binghe looked up at her and finally allowed the smile to reach her face, just a little. "Alright then."

She had found her next target.

(With Binghe's skillful manipulations and Shen Qingqiu's urge to do right by her, they get married within the year. Binghe decides to wait a bit longer this time to kill her new spouse, not wanting to draw too much attention.)

(After five years, Binghe decides that there's no real reason to kill Shen Qingqiu just yet. She gives Binghe everything she wants and Binghe really hasn't found anyone who would be a better spouse since they got married.)

(After twenty years, Binghe decides that she's really gotten too old to be an effective black widow anymore. Instead, she plans a twenty year anniversary holiday for them and gives her wife her deserved good morning kiss, relief making her heart feel light.)

(They live happily ever after.)

The end~

[cratastica]

Luo binghe would of loved vore hentai

Luo binghe: eat me shizun! 🥺 what y- y- you don’t want to? Shang qinghua said you would eat ass???????

[nyoomerr]

After transmigrating into the villain of a Hades and Persephone AU, Shen Qingqiu is forced to cruelly sweep Luo Binghe away to the underworld in a vicious, unforgiving bridenapping. Except… this pretty God of Spring actually seems quite happy to be stolen away? And he’s actively helping plan the wedding?? Someone with experience wrangling newly acquired wives, please help!

🍎 bingqiu 🍎 hades & persephone au, light hearted, marriage proposals 🍎 sqq convinces himself that he's either destined for villainy or bromance exclusively 🍎 9.3k, complete

written for Bingwife Week day 3 - fairytale AU 🥰

[bingwifeweek]

Only one month left before the start of Bingwife Week! Please feel free to review our rules and FAQ if you're interested in participating, and check out our prompts if you haven’t seen them yet!

We look forward to seeing the Bingwife treats everyone is making!

(Thank you to Ixe for the beautiful bingwife art, and mocrow for the lovely prompts graphic!)

[wortvermis]

last week was bingwife week aaaand i sketched some bingwives <3

I love events like this for practicing drawing without second guessing every detail and for trying to finish stuff in a few hours. The results aren't polished but it was so much fun.

day 1: housewife

day 2: widow

day 3: trophy wife

day 4: wooing

day 5: empress

day 6: fake relationship

(bingyuan x to all the boys i've loved before)

[bingwifeweek]

ewe is the talent behind our adorable pfp - go check out their whole portfolio of incredible works!

i had a fun time making this bingwife icon for the bingwife week coming Mar. 26, 2023

Go check it out! @bingwifeweek 💕💕

[mikkeneko]

wip wednesday

It was high time for the romance arc with Liu Mingyan to move along! It had really stalled in this timeline, possibly because -- all right, probably because -- Liu Qingge hadn't died on schedule. Not that Shen Qingqiu could be sorry about that, but... well, it removed a lot of the impetus for Liu Mingyan and Luo Binghe to become close, if she wasn't relying him to bring justice for her dead brother. 

Which was a damn shame, because of all hundred and thirty-six wives in Proud Immortal Demon Way, Liu Mingyan was far and away the most suited to Luo Binghe! Her unparalleled beauty, her calm temperament, her cool wit, her mysterious reserve, her competence and valor in battle, making her one of the few wives both capable and inclined to actually support Luo Binghe in battle as he deserved. The relative tastefulness of her romance with Binghe, compared to -- never mind.

Was Shen Qingqiu about to accept responsibility for removing the Best Wife entirely from the running? 

He was not!

So maybe this romantic arc had gotten a little derailed. Maybe it just needed to be... re-railed. Nudged back onto the rails. What better way to do that than for Luo Binghe to be visited, in his darkest hour, by his valiant and admiring shimei?

[mocrow]

some demon-y bingy for bingwife week day 5 - monster wife <3

I love it when luo binghe has more demonic traits! (and shen yuan loves it too)

[piosplayhouse]

Feels fitting that while Shen Qingqiu is being strung out at the isekai polls his husband is getting wifed up in every way possible for Bingwife week. My hands look like this so hers can look like that or whatever

[verycharismaticdragon]

Seeing "widow" prompt for day 2 of Bingwife Week reminded me I took another stab at the concept of Binghe-during-the-5-years a little while ago, so I cleaned it up. He deserves his "widow in a luxurious and slightly improper black dressing gown whose husband just died under mysterious circumstances descending a long staircase" look, even if all hes doing with it is hugging shizun's body to sleep and snarling at people when disturbed.

[kingofthemonkel]

It's bingwife week so look at him.

[nyoomerr]

Shen Yuan’s gotten away with avoiding many of the responsibilities of a well-to-do young master, but he’s finally found the one thing he can’t escape: no matter what, he must take a wife. Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan’s personal servant and totally platonic best friend, takes a particular interest in this. (Unrelated, and surely not important: demonic sightings in town have risen, and Luo Binghe is keeping secrets. Good thing these things have nothing to do with Shen Yuan’s bridal selection!)

🖤 bingyuan 🖤 confessions, light hearted, (sort of) secret identities 🖤 personal servant lbh joins the fight to be young master shen's bride 🖤 18.8k, 2 chapters, complete

written for Bingwife Week day 5 - monster wife! 🥰

[bingwifeweek]

Welcome to Bingwife Week 2023!

This is a fest to celebrate our favourite little demon lord housewife in all of his forms! The fest will go from March 26th to April 1st and allow all kinds of media: art, fic, cosplay etc.

This event is using 'wife' in a way that indicates vibes more than gender, and all the prompts are supposed to be gender neutral - so feel free to play with gender and gender expression if you want to. It's an 18+ fest, so explicit and/or dead dove content will be allowed, as long as it's tagged appropriately! All ships with Luo Binghe are welcome.

You can also find the fest on twitter, and here’s a carrd with all the event information.

If you have any questions, check out our FAQ page or send in an ask/message us if you can't find an answer there!