#bingiplier x googleiplier

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Bing: Are we fighting or flirting? 

Google: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- 

Bing: Your point?

[bnuyfrowns]

prompts prompts prompts!!

i wanna write things for mark’s egos,, but i am absolutely horrible at coming up with ideas!! so, if you guys could send me prompts to write about, that’d be awesome!! i wanna get into writing more, because it’s a good de-stressor for me and i enjoy it. 

i’ll do a lot of ships, or friendships, or even just a thing about one specific ego. 

but please! apart from sexual stuff, i’d be happy to write just about anything! just reply to this, or send through asks, or whatever. but please!!  

[creat0r-cat]

Iplier Egos x Reader HCs - Pregnancy HCs

Warning: LONG

Darkiplier

Well received

He’s happy to hear that you’re pregnant

Heck, he’s elated (but he won’t show it in front of the other egos cause edgy boss ego gotta keep his image)

More than willing to provide you with everything you need during your nine months

He can give you anything ;)

Isn’t really bothered by weird stuff like your cravings or increased/decrease in affection

Wilford throws you two a gender reveal party during your 5th month (Dark isn’t really one for parties but goes along with it for you)

You two are having a girl!

Dark starts to read books about how to keep boys away from his little girl (for the future)

Occasionally, if you two are cuddling, he’ll place his hands on your swollen belly and smile while nuzzling you lovingly

Is with you throughout the entire pregnancy (or as much as he can be)

Will hold your hand and whisper words of encouragement during labor

“It’s okay, darling. It’s almost over.”

“You said that three hours ago!”

“... I���m trying to help you.”

After an exhausting 16 hours of labor, you’re finally finished and the wails of a baby can be heard throughout the room

He’ll deny it, but Dark shed a few tears while holding his newborn daughter

Her name, decided by the both of you, was Celine Iplier

Wilford

WHAATTTTTTT

REALLY????

Happy mans

Jumping for joy and running around telling everyone he can find that he’s gonna be a dad

You find it adorable

Lots of kisses :3

He doesn’t mind your cravings and 9 out of 10 times he will try any weird concoctions you come up with

Is very impatient when it comes to finding out the sex of the baby

The egos make him wait an entire extra month to find out 

Bing and Google work together to throw the gender reveal party

Bing comes up with the idea to make him wait even more by making the inside of the cake blue and pink, the reveal balloons white, and more stuff like that

Wilford looks like he’s going to explode into glitter

Suddenly, Eric nervously comes forward wearing a pink Hawaiian shirt

“C-cong-gratulations.. I-it’s-s a g-girl.”

Chaos ensues

Key word: excitement

Likes to talk about dancing with his little girl when she’s old enough

It brings a smile to your face whenever he has these sweet lil’ gushes of happiness

He was doing an interview when you went into labor

Dr. Iplier began helping you through your labor pains and instructs Google to contact Wilford

Your husband teleports into the room in a panic

“Don’t worry, honey, I’ve gotcha!”

He happily holds his daughter, Willow Warfstache, in his arms quite a few hours afterward

“Wilford? Are you crying?”

“No, I’ve just got something in my eyes.”

“Oh yeah, like what?”

“TEARS!”

Actor

He just stares at you

“What did you just say?”

You repeat the news and he blinks, processing the information

“P-pregnant? Like, we’re going to have a kid?”

You confirm his question, now feeling very nervous

He is looking everywhere but at you, not being able to speak properly

“Y-you.. I.. we.. w-what..” 

With a sigh, he turns away and starts to leave

You call after him but he tells you he needs time to think

He doesn’t come to speak to you for a few hours

You’re in the living room of the mansion, a fire crackling in the fireplace while you read a book, trying to take your mind off of things

He walks in and sees you there and, after taking a deep breath, he goes to talk to you

“(Y/n).. darling.” 

“I’ve made up my mind, Mark, and I'm telling you now. I’m keeping this baby, whether you want them or not. I don’t care if you won’t want me around, but-”

He sits next to you, kissing you gently on the cheek and you turn to look at him

“That’s the thing, my dear. We’re going to be a family. I’m going to be with you every step of the way. I love you, and I’m going to take care of you and our baby.”

He meant it

He honestly did a pretty good job of it too

Sure he had a few things to gripe about, but he kept his word

You two don’t have a gender reveal party and instead keep to yourselves (for the time being)

Surprise! You’re having a little boy!

Has doctors come to the mansion when you go into labor

He’s starting to tear up and he’s more than happy to hold his son for the first time

“I never thought I could be so happy..”

Five years later, Actor is in a meeting with the other egos when there is a knock at the door

Google goes to answer when it suddenly opens and a little boy runs into the room

“Daddy! Daddy!”

Actor is shocked as (Y/n) quickly comes into the room, looking embarrassed

“S-sorry, we were going to surprise you when the meeting was over. David Iplier, I told you to stay in the hallway.”

Actor ruffles the boy’s hair, “It’s okay. I was definitely surprised.”

Just then they realized how silent the room was until Wilford let out a loud, “YOU HAVE A KID?!”

“Yes I do.” confirmed your husband, getting up and walking to the exit, “The meeting was basically over anyway so I’ll be taking my leave. Buh-bye!”

He took you and your son by the hand and departed, leaving behind a conference room full of shocked and confused looking egos

Dr. Iplier

Is very surprised but takes it well

“You really are full of surprises, aren’t you, (Y/n)?”

Honestly, he’s very excited and tells a few people at the hospital he works at as well as a few other egos

Being a doctor, he knows just what to expect from the pregnancy and, while he can’t always be home to take care of you (he does have a job after all), he does try his best to do what he can

Constantly checking up on you to make sure you feel okay

He’s the one to do the ultrasound on you and you can see his eyes sparkle when he sees his child for the first time

During the fourth month (when you can slightly begin seeing what sex the child is), he happily tells you that you’re having a boy

When one of the egos (probably Wilford but who knows) asks if they know yet, he’ll tell that ego about his son with a smile

Surprise, not surprise, he’s actually the one to deliver his own child

He was at work when an ambulance rushed in with you on a stretcher, obviously in labor

His eyes go wide and he runs to your side, grabbing your hand and giving you a quick kiss on the forehead

“It’ll be okay, (Y/n). Just breathe and get ready to push.”

The labor lasted around ten hours but it was worth it

Dr. Iplier was the first to hold his little boy and he was so incredibly happy

“He’s perfect, (Y/n).. thank you..”

“What do you think his name should be?”

“How about.. Liam? Liam Ipier.”

Google

Very surprised and confused

He wasn’t aware that he could get you pregnant

Yes, he knew he was very much like a human, but not THAT much

He does realize that the timing checks out though and knows that you wouldn’t lie to him about something so important

He’s happy and is sure to tell you that

He is also happy to do what you ask in order to make the pregnancy easier for you

Primary objectives are: 

- 1) To answer questions as quickly as possible 

- 2) To take care of his wife and future child

- 3) To destroy mankind (he has determined that this objective needs to be put on hold and possibly terminated though that last part’s still up for debate)

Will go with you to every doctor’s appointment and makes sure you feel okay

There are some very difficult parts of the three trimesters specifically when the baby is developing their more human-like parts

These complications were very much obvious during the third ultrasound

“It seems,” said Dr. Iplier in confusion, “that your child has some metal growing on her skin. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen before.”

Yup! You and Google are going to be the proud parents of a little cyborg girl

By the way, Google is now 100% sure that the child is his because of this discovery

However, due to the fact that your daughter is part metal, it was pre-determined that she would have to be taken out via a c-section rather than a natural birth

It was just safer that way

When the time came and you went into labor, after a few minutes of waiting in the operating room, some surgeons came and introduced to the world a beautiful baby girl

Google smiled as he held his daughter in his arms for the first time and you watched his reaction from your bed with a smile

She was very small and had small plates of metal that were visible on both of her cheeks and on her upper arms

“Hey Google?”

*ping*

“How does the name ‘Eve’ sound for your daughter”

“I think it’s perfect, my dear.”

Bing

I doubt the baby was planned but he’s happy to be a father anyway

Secretly he’s wondering if he’s actually able to get you pregnant but whatever he has a feeling the kid is his…. somehow..?

Tries his best to provide for you when you need things but probably ends up needing help from the other egos for a few things

Tries to act more mature at the doctor’s office when you go for checkups and ultrasounds

He likes to cuddle you and especially kiss your stomach

“Just givin’ the baby some love. Can’t have them feeling left out.”

Like in Google’s HC, there are some complications and you two find out that the kid is a cyborg

Bing’s happy when you two discover as well that you’re having a little boy

“We can name him Bing Jr. and I can teach him how to skateboard!” He told you excitedly

You secretly doubt you’ll end up calling your son Bing Jr. but decide to let your husband dream before a final decision is made

Well the decision comes faster than you two originally thought because you went into labor three weeks early

Your son is born via a c-section prematurely and while he is put in an incubation chamber in your hospital room, you and Bing are very worried but believe that he’ll be alright

“Hang in there little buddy.” Bing says softly, putting his hand up to the clear wall that contained his son

As he said that, the little boy opened his eyes and began to softly cry

The doctor informed the two of you that he would have asthma, as his lungs weren’t completely developed when he was born, but that he had a very good chance of survival

When you all were finally able to leave about a month later, Bing was the one to come out of the hospital with little Bing Jr. in his arms

Yancy

PANIC

“Y-youse is pregnant?? Oh gosh, what will I tell Mr. Murderslaughter?” 

He’s starting to hyperventilate and you hold him tight, calming him down after a few minutes

Yancy knew that he had already gotten special permission in the past to get married to you, his now wife, outside of the prison and in a Church, but this would probably not fly

Don’t get him wrong, as he tells you, he wants the kid

He really wants the kid (he had secretly wanted to be a father for a long time), but he’s worried about how the other prisoners and especially Mr. Murderslaugter would think if they found out

You assure him that everything will be alright and you both nervously go to the warden’s office and tell him the big news

There was a large moment of silence before he orders you both into separate solitary confinement cells

You both spend around 24 hours there before you’re both ordered back to the warden’s office

Mr. Muderslaughter tells you that, while he is a bit upset that you and Yancy did that, realizes that this will be a learning experience for all of them should this happen again, whether it be through you or someone else

So, soon everyone knows the big news and everyone is actually willing to help out

A surprising amount of the other prisoners are fans of babies

Unfortunately, prison food couldn’t quell all of your cravings but you put up with it

Yancy, who was happy to hear all of the encouragement from his fellow inmates, was happy to help you around as your belly grew

He was certainly fascinated when the baby started kicking

“I think they're gonna be either a fighter or a dancer. What’da think, sweetheart?”

Surprisingly enough, your child went over their due date by three days before you went into labor

It was a long and painful twelve hours before your son was born

Yancy couldn’t hold back tears as he held the little boy who slept quietly in his arms

“He’s… so handsome.”

You giggled tiredly, “Yup, just like his father.”

Yancy smiled at you before his looked at his son again

“(Y/n)? Could we maybe name him Clifton?”

“May I ask why? I’m not saying no, m’just curious.”

“It.. Clifton was my dad’s name. I think it suits the lil’ guy.”

You couldn’t help but smile and as you looked at the sleeping child, you realized that he was right

“Clifton.. Yeah I like that name too.”

Illinois

He has very conflicting thoughts on the matter

Yes, he’s happy he’s going to be a dad, but that means he would have to temporarily (if not permanently) give up treasure hunting

“Darling, will this affect how I do my work? I mean, I can’t exactly go exploring with a baby.”

“That’s what you’re worried about?” 

You’re a little hurt that his mind is elsewhere in regards to your big news, but honestly you should’ve seen it coming

Illinois looks sad, “With you being pregnant, I can’t just take you with me because something could happen to you and thus the baby.”

You frown sadly but then discuss a compromise with him

He can go treasure hunting by himself until you’re either five or six months pregnant then he has to come home (to LA where the two of you bought a house for when you’re not adventuring) and stay there until I’m well enough to take care of our kid on our own

He was hesitant at first but then took the deal

So yeah, he was gone for the first six months of your pregnancy, but he did make sure to call to make sure that you were okay

You told him unfortunately that you personally might have to retire from treasure hunting to be a stay-at-home mom and while he looked kinda sad about it, agreed that it was a logical decision

On a happier note, you told him that you found out that you two were going to have a daughter

He’s honestly very excited about that (he never knew he could be so happy about something like that)

When he comes back home, he’s pleasantly surprised by the sight of his VERY pregnant wife fast asleep on the living room couch

He can’t help but smile as he goes and gently wakes you up with a soft kiss

He keeps his word and stays with you for the next three months and is there with you when you go into labor

It was a tough 16 hours before your little girl was born and Illinois found himself on the verge of tears as he held his daughter

“She’s so beautiful..”

“So, what do you think her name should be?”

Illinois thought about it for a minute before responding

“Crystal. We met because of one, and now we’re closer because of one.”

You couldn’t help but smile as he passed the little girl to you and you kissed her softly on the forehead

“I like the sound of that.”

Engineer

PANIC

His mind is racing as he stares at you in shock

“I got the Captain pregnant I got the Captain pregnant I got the Captain pregnant”

Yes, he knows the two of you are married, there’s no issue with that, but YOU’RE PREGNANT???

“C-captain.. I-I don’t know what to say.”

“Say you’ll help me raise this kid. They’re yours too.”

“Y-yup! That works!”

It was quite the surprise when it was announced six months later for everyone to hear

You and Mark had been on the low, you personally doing a lot of work at the home you and Mark shared on the colonization planet in order to not stress yourself out

However, someone (Gunther) found out when he came over for a surprise visit to see Mark and ended up seeing you working from a laptop

Gunther was about to say high when the then noticed the casual clothes that clothed your swollen belly

Yeah, Mark told him to not say anything as you two were trying not to make a big deal over it, but he ended up telling everyone

A doctor from the Invincible II had been checking up on you for the past few months and told you both earlier on that you would be having a little boy

When you finally went into labor, a c-section had to be done because the umbilical cord was wrapped around the baby’s neck

Mark was very frightened when he found out but you reassured him that it would be okay, as the doctors knew what they were doing

When you two were presented with your new child, Mark started crying happy tears and he hugged you who held your little boy

“I can’t believe I got so lucky.. To have such a beautiful family..” He whimpered as you kissed away his tears

“Do you want to hold him?”

He did and when he held his son, Daniel Iplier, he smiled shakily and kissed the baby on the forehead

“I love you two… so much..”

[bronze-and-silver-keys]

Bingle

Bing stop reading fanfics its 3 am

Edit: forgot to mention, I used a quote from @markiplier-incorrect-quotes !

[lostcybertronian]

15, 16, or 3 for Google x Bing (Sorry if you dont wanna write 4 those 2, If so I can send in something else!)

THANK YOU :D (I do very much enjoy Google x Bing)

send me a writing prompt!

I chose prompt 15. Or “two androids hide a body”

Prompt 15: “Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.“ “It’s not on anyone’s.“ “No, it is on mine. Just not until next Tuesday.“

“Gooogssss!” The voice grated on Blue’s audio receptors and he glanced up from his screen, annoyed. What could he possibly want?

    “Bing.” Blue greeted the search engine as he came barrelling into the room, core whirring with exertion. If the annoyance faded, just a little bit, at the sight of Bing, then he ignored it. Pesky emotions.

    “I … have … a question!” Bing bent over, hands on his knees, as he fought to catch his breath. Clearly he’d been running for a while.

    “Can’t you answer your own question?” Blue bit back a slightly exasperated sigh and a derogatory comment about Bing’s efficiency as a search engine.

    Bing straightened, exhaling. “Nah, dude. Safe search won’t let me.”

    Blue couldn’t help but chuckle at that. “Fine.”

    Bing fidgeted with his sunglasses for a moment as if he were nervous. Finally, he took a deep breath. “Okay, Google. How do I hide a body?”

    “Searching: how do I hide a body.” Blue stiffened in his seat, eyes flicking back and forth as millions of search results flashed across his mind.

    He opened his mouth, closed it, leveled Bing with a half-accusatory, half-curious stare. “Why do you need these search results?”

    “Well, uh,” Bing came over and perched on the edge of Blue’s desk, continuing to fidget anxiously with his sunglasses. “Warfstache may have-” he drew a finger across his throat- “croaked someone, and I, uh, happened to be the only one around when Dark, uh, came to check it out, you see. So he, uh, told me to take care of it.”

    His voice rose to a wail. “I’ve never had to get rid of a body, dude!”

    “Hmmph,” Blue groused, “murder was not on today’s agenda. Wilford should know better.”

    Bing shot him a glance. “I’m pretty sure it’s not on anyone’s.”

    Blue abandoned his work and stood. “No, it is on mine.” His eyes flicked, glowed a little brighter as he accessed his schedule. “Just not till next Tuesday.”

    “What-” Bing started, but Blue had already grabbed his hand and was yanking him from the room. Behind them, Red, Green, and Oliver hadn’t so much as glanced up.

    “I have decided I will help you, because you are my boyfriend.” Blue said curtly, “and research has indicated that boyfriends are supposed to help their significant others.”

    “Aw, you sap.” Bing teased, grinning.

Blue cast a small smile at him as he lead him through the hallways, back the way Bing had originally come. He didn’t bother to ask Bing where they were going, as he had already accessed the surveillance system installed in the facility and had located exactly where the corpse was.

    They found it at Wilford and Bim’s recording studio. Surprise, surprise.

    The body was still where it lay when they reached the studio- Bing was secretly glad that it had long since been abandoned as Wilford had a notoriously short attention span- and as they approached both search engines ran scans on it.

    “Method of death: three bullets to the chest, puncturing the heart, right lung, and the liver.” Blue observed. “The best way to dispose of it would be to burn it at one thousand degrees celsius for three hours.”

    “Can’t we just … bury it?” Bing eyed the corpse warily. He wasn’t uncomfortable. And he sure as [censored] wasn’t trying to not show that he was uncomfortable.

    Based on the look Blue was giving him now, he wasn’t succeeding.

    Instead of berate him for the morals that a soulless android shouldn’t have, Blue leaned over and pressed cool, metal lips against his cheek. “Burying it comes with more risk, but it is also a viable option.”

    Bing relaxed. Just a tiny bit.

    It took them hours, but Blue and Bing managed to drag the body out and bury it in the thick woods surrounding the facility.

    The snow and the frozen ground made it difficult, but both androids were stronger than the average human, so it took much less time to dig a deep hole than it would the average human.

    Now they lay together on the couch, both low on battery due to the cold. Bing sprawled on top of Blue as they charged and the Google checked Twitter and other social media sites.

    Bing said nothing for a long time, relishing the whirring of Blue’s core just under his head. But curiosity was eating at him about something Blue had said earlier.

    He lifted his head. “Who do you have to murder next Tuesday?”

    Blue pursed his lips, shifted underneath him. “I believe Dark does not wish for Wilford to interview a certain someone. So, he is, as you say, having me ‘croak’ him.”

    “Cool beans.” Bing lay his head back down, sighing contentedly.

    A moment later he felt a hand on his back, rubbing gently.

    Bing smiled as he drifted off into rest mode.

[immabethehero]

AW I love the Chase and Bing one!!! ANd Marvin looks so cool!!!

Commission Highlight #2

Thank you for your support! X3

[daughter-ipliers-septiceyes]

Introduction to the Egos Daughters

Michelle!! ~The daughter of Mark ~Her mom left her when she was 2 ~Mark had to learn to take care of a baby ~She’s 100% the mom friend ~Loves ghosts and cryptids and conspiracy theories ~Takes care of everyone when they’re sick ~VV loyal and loving ~4′10 tiny baby ~Forgets about her own needs because “others are more important” ~Friends with everyone ~Capricorn (Born on December 23, 2005) ~Hufflepuff ~ESFP-T

Bunny!! ~The daughter of Yancy ~Killed her mom in self defense ~Happy Trails was a bad place for her ~Now she’s too afraid to get in trouble ~The food in prison stunted her growth ~At the age of 13 she’s 4′8 ~She adores musical theater ~One time she made a friend with a rat in her cell ~She loves animals and anything cute because she’s very childish ~She’s behind of trends ~She’s just so tiny and precious… take care of her ~Capricorn (Born on January 17, 2006) ~Hufflepuff ~ESFP-T

Scarlette!! ~The daughter of Captain Magnum ~Her mom was killed by English men when she was 4 ~She despises fish ~She ate crackers for 14 years straight while on the ship ~She can’t swim ~Has like… 37 swords ~Always curses ~Doesn’t know proper grammar ~Overprotective of everyone ~Wears an eyepatch because “it’ll help me fight in the dark” ~Has never been to school ~Taurus (Born on May 27, 2005) ~Gryffindor ~ESTP-A

Alaska!! ~The daughter of Illinois ~Her mom died in an unfortunate bolder accident when she was 7 ~She watched it and still has nightmares about it ~Apologizes too much ~Really clumsy ~Loves books and writing ~Paints and draws a lot ~Has never been to school ~Loves exploration ~Gets anxious about her father ~Easily gets cold ~Sagittarius (Born on December 3, 2005) ~Ravenclaw ~ISFJ-T

Wendy!! ~The daughter of Wilford Warfstache ~Her mom was killed by “bad men” ~She doesn’t remember much of it ~Moved a lot before moving the Ego Inc ~Dyed her hair pink ~Her diet is purely pink stuff ~Everything she owns is pink ~Has roller skates!! ~Has pink weapons ~Can disco dance like a CHAMP ~Honestly, disco queen ~Leo (Born on July 26, 2005) ~Slytherin ~ESFP-T

Annabelle!! ~The daughter of Damien (darkiplier) ~Her mom was killed by the man she was cheating on Dark with ~Annabelle feels bad that she doesn’t care about her mom ~She feels like a mistake ~She can’t convey emotions correctly ~She has a lot of nightmares ~The gang takes care of her though ~Only wears red or black ~Super sarcastic ~”Glitches��� when upset ~Secretly sweet ~Libra (October 20, 2005) ~Slytherin ~ISTJ-T

Google X!! ~The “daughter” of Googleiplier ~She doesn’t have a mother ~She’s the newest model ~She doesn’t often need charging but charges at night ~She helps out everyone by answering questions and doing chores ~Really fun to be around despite being a robot ~Has actual emotions ~Jealous of Bing Ultra but they’re best friends ~Has perfect posture ~Reads bedtime stories to Cleo and Bunny ~She’s a super good support system ~Sagittarius (December 1, 2005) ~Ravenclaw ~INFJ-T

Bing Ultra!! ~The daughter of Bingiplier ~Doesn’t know her mother ~She’s the coolest kid in town ~She’s really chill ~Wears sunglasses even indoors ~Loves her skateboard ~A bit dangerous ~Lowkey badass ~Best friends with Google X ~Has a sort of surfer dude accent ~Literally the chillest person you’ll ever meet ~Gemini (May 17, 2005) ~Gryffindor  ~ENTP-T

Marilyn!! ~The daughter of Actor ~Marilyn never knew her mother ~Loves the color red ~Always wears fancy things ~A snob ~Secretly insecure ~Constantly rolls her eyes ~Her father faked his death at some point ~So when they showed back up it was kinda awkward ~Has the clearest skin ~And the softest hair ~Slytherin ~Leo (August 10, 2005) ~ESFP-A

[stitchkitty]

Only a discord role player!

Pss. Yah like role playing?

I role play markiplier/ jackseptic eye egos.

Dark/wil? I gotchu

Want chase to actually be happy with someone? Got you.

Want the googlepliers and bing have a 5 some relationship? Oh that’s me

Want some Damien/ wil. Come on down.

I do angst. N///s////f///w////. Gore, all the shit

No triggers and I’m 18. So you aren’t talking to a minor.

It’s pretty fun! And I’d love to rp and make a new friend:))

Discord: RK900#1849

[stitchkitty]

:)) for morning peeps

Pss. Yah like role playing?

I role play markiplier/ jackseptic eye egos.

Dark/wil? I gotchu

Want chase to actually be happy with someone? Got you.

Want the googlepliers and bing have a 5 some relationship? Oh that’s me

Want some Damien/ wil. Come on down.

I do angst. N///s////f///w////. Gore, all the shit

No triggers and I’m 18. So you aren’t talking to a minor.

It’s pretty fun! And I’d love to rp and make a new friend:))

Discord: RK900#1849

[stitchkitty]

Henllo don’t be shyy

Pss. Yah like role playing?

I role play markiplier/ jackseptic eye egos.

Dark/wil? I gotchu

Want chase to actually be happy with someone? Got you.

Want the googlepliers and bing have a 5 some relationship? Oh that’s me

Want some Damien/ wil. Come on down.

I do angst. N///s////f///w////. Gore, all the shit

No triggers and I’m 18. So you aren’t talking to a minor.

It’s pretty fun! And I’d love to rp and make a new friend:))

Discord: RK900#1849