#bingcest

[neatnete]

[shizunitis]

(tilts head) so if bingmei is shizun’s disciple and falls in love with him and gets married to him and they live good lives… (squint) and bingge appears out of nowhere, 10 years old and missing a large part of his memory… (really pulling at the thought lever now) and bingmei becomes his main teacher at shizun’s behest… (sinister smile) and we follow freud’s law of shizunfucking…

[liss-art]

[allpiesforourown]

genuinely curious about your thoughts on bingcest.

I can't exactly make sense of it.. but some people are way too enthusiastic about it.

I dont care for it but i understand completely because imagine two shen yuans and they're making out for you and you're allowed to watch.... do you see now

[arsonisticscholar]

Luo Bingmei x Shen Qingqiu(yuan) x Shen Jiu x Luo Bingge

[mingqlan]

#bingcest au where (pre bingge vs bingmei extra) bingge goes back in time to teach his younger self ways to conquer the world™ because no one actually bothered to do that for him (realistically i know he'd resent his younger self. he still does here but its milder because he hasnt met canon bingqiu)

which somehow resulted in bingmei(?) having a crush on him instead since this is the first time someone had been willing to go this far for him (he thinks bingge is some sort of long lost relative of his. but its binghe so he does not care about that actually.)

[lavender-and-rue]

hiiii small interest check for a potential svsss selfcest exchange!! on twt it is looking like september might work for people and there is probably ?? enough interest for it to go through? tagset noms opening next week most likely via google form for ships and ao3 for additional tags (though i already have uhh a lot of additional tag ideas drafted)

[cynopoe]

Gahh

Alright im finishing off this night with a sketch of bingcest goooooooooood night!

[danmeichael]

No your right, I'm realizing that it's probably because I send you an ask after I sleep or take a nap, like it's something off a checklist I gotta cross off before I pass out for the day. (The dream weirdly spiralled into this AU where SY transmigrated into a young LBH, but LBH had a qi deviation and split into two so SY is like LBH's twin, which then devolved into twincest/bingcest.)

?!?!?!?!?!?! should i be flattered i'm on your bedtime checklist?!?!

fascinated by lbh's protagonist immune system rejecting sy's presence and just making him a new little guy with the rejected soul.

[neatnete]

[megapocalypse]

Hopefully I can muster up the courage to actually write something, but lol it won't be Bingqiu.

Bingcest all the way for bottom Binghe week, I need to see Bingge get his ass destroyed by Bingmei 😔

Probably not the posts intention, but the idea that LBH only gets to bottom for a week out of the full year is really funny. RIP I'm so sorry your Shizun makes you top 😭

Bingqiu compromise 💕

[shizunitis]

svsss idol au anon, if you’re still out there... i’ve thought about it.

brother duo bingge and bingmei. bingge raps and bingmei is a vocalist. they take over tianlang’s former agency after they get ousted from cang qiong. both of them have only one goal: get shen yuan to sign with them.

shen yuan is a soloist. shen jiu is part of co-ed idol group “peak lords” or “cqs” or “tian gong” or something of the sort (i’m not great at naming things) and resents shen yuan for making it on his own and hates the bingbros for many other but similar reasons. he manages to get the bingboys thrown out of their agency, enraging absolutely everybody but yue qingyuan. shang qinghua leaves the agency after a scandal involving the mobei group’s heir.

sha hualing is a solo rapper. liu mingyan and ning yingying are the most popular members of cang qiong’s most successful girl group whose albums i’ve got twenty copies of, each. meng mo is an old ballad singer who retired after growing disilusioned with the celebrity lifestyle and decided to help out the heavenly demons agency (again. bad at names) cause he’s bored. stylist six balls

[liss-art]

"You're cute, though you're a snot"

Sudden bingcest for a friend

[mingqlan]

[endless abyss]

a succubus trying to seduce bingmei: xiansheng! please help me..

bingge, knowingly: [patting bingmei's back] go ahead.

bingmei: no, i want to stay with gege.

bingge: (tsk.) you're going to be a man soon, i did this when i was younger too.

bingmei after getting this information: (intense jealousy in his heart) no, i dont want to.

bingge: [laughing in disdain] what, are you so opposed to spending time with a beautiful woman?

bingmei: yes.

bingge: (...) [brain short circuited] you're a cutsleeve?

bingmei: yes.

bingge: oh. (how did this happen? I didn't change that.. unless...) were you attracted to that wandering cultivator from before?

bingmei: [makes a face] no.

bingge: then..how did you..

bingmei: (thinks back to the times he saw bingge shirtless) it just happens.

bingge: (with suspicion) hm. sure. we'll just leave that woman then, let's go. (walks without looking back)

bingmei: (happily follows along)

the succubus left behind: ?????

#bingcest au where (pre bingge vs bingmei extra) bingge goes back in time to teach his younger self ways to conquer the world™ because no one actually bothered to do that for him (realistically i know he'd resent his younger self. he still does here but its milder because he hasnt met canon bingqiu)

which somehow resulted in bingmei(?) having a crush on him instead since this is the first time someone had been willing to go this far for him (he thinks bingge is some sort of long lost relative of his. but its binghe so he does not care about that actually.)

[cynopoe]

Alright im finishing off this night with a sketch of bingcest goooooooooood night!

[neatnete]