#bingcest

[neatnete]

[shizunitis]

(tilts head) so if bingmei is shizun’s disciple and falls in love with him and gets married to him and they live good lives… (squint) and bingge appears out of nowhere, 10 years old and missing a large part of his memory… (really pulling at the thought lever now) and bingmei becomes his main teacher at shizun’s behest… (sinister smile) and we follow freud’s law of shizunfucking…

[liss-art]

[allpiesforourown]

genuinely curious about your thoughts on bingcest.

I can't exactly make sense of it.. but some people are way too enthusiastic about it.

I dont care for it but i understand completely because imagine two shen yuans and they're making out for you and you're allowed to watch.... do you see now

[mingqlan]

#bingcest au where (pre bingge vs bingmei extra) bingge goes back in time to teach his younger self ways to conquer the world™ because no one actually bothered to do that for him (realistically i know he'd resent his younger self. he still does here but its milder because he hasnt met canon bingqiu)

which somehow resulted in bingmei(?) having a crush on him instead since this is the first time someone had been willing to go this far for him (he thinks bingge is some sort of long lost relative of his. but its binghe so he does not care about that actually.)

[lavender-and-rue]

hiiii small interest check for a potential svsss selfcest exchange!! on twt it is looking like september might work for people and there is probably ?? enough interest for it to go through? tagset noms opening next week most likely via google form for ships and ao3 for additional tags (though i already have uhh a lot of additional tag ideas drafted)

[cynopoe]

Alright im finishing off this night with a sketch of bingcest goooooooooood night!

[danmeichael]

No your right, I'm realizing that it's probably because I send you an ask after I sleep or take a nap, like it's something off a checklist I gotta cross off before I pass out for the day. (The dream weirdly spiralled into this AU where SY transmigrated into a young LBH, but LBH had a qi deviation and split into two so SY is like LBH's twin, which then devolved into twincest/bingcest.)

?!?!?!?!?!?! should i be flattered i'm on your bedtime checklist?!?!

fascinated by lbh's protagonist immune system rejecting sy's presence and just making him a new little guy with the rejected soul.

[megapocalypse]

Hopefully I can muster up the courage to actually write something, but lol it won't be Bingqiu.

Bingcest all the way for bottom Binghe week, I need to see Bingge get his ass destroyed by Bingmei 😔

Probably not the posts intention, but the idea that LBH only gets to bottom for a week out of the full year is really funny. RIP I'm so sorry your Shizun makes you top 😭

Bingqiu compromise 💕

[neatnete]

[shizunitis]

svsss idol au anon, if you’re still out there... i’ve thought about it.

brother duo bingge and bingmei. bingge raps and bingmei is a vocalist. they take over tianlang’s former agency after they get ousted from cang qiong. both of them have only one goal: get shen yuan to sign with them.

shen yuan is a soloist. shen jiu is part of co-ed idol group “peak lords” or “cqs” or “tian gong” or something of the sort (i’m not great at naming things) and resents shen yuan for making it on his own and hates the bingbros for many other but similar reasons. he manages to get the bingboys thrown out of their agency, enraging absolutely everybody but yue qingyuan. shang qinghua leaves the agency after a scandal involving the mobei group’s heir.

sha hualing is a solo rapper. liu mingyan and ning yingying are the most popular members of cang qiong’s most successful girl group whose albums i’ve got twenty copies of, each. meng mo is an old ballad singer who retired after growing disilusioned with the celebrity lifestyle and decided to help out the heavenly demons agency (again. bad at names) cause he’s bored. stylist six balls

[liss-art]

"You're cute, though you're a snot"

Sudden bingcest for a friend

[mingqlan]

[endless abyss]

a succubus trying to seduce bingmei: xiansheng! please help me..

bingge, knowingly: [patting bingmei's back] go ahead.

bingmei: no, i want to stay with gege.

bingge: (tsk.) you're going to be a man soon, i did this when i was younger too.

bingmei after getting this information: (intense jealousy in his heart) no, i dont want to.

bingge: [laughing in disdain] what, are you so opposed to spending time with a beautiful woman?

bingmei: yes.

bingge: (...) [brain short circuited] you're a cutsleeve?

bingmei: yes.

bingge: oh. (how did this happen? I didn't change that.. unless...) were you attracted to that wandering cultivator from before?

bingmei: [makes a face] no.

bingge: then..how did you..

bingmei: (thinks back to the times he saw bingge shirtless) it just happens.

bingge: (with suspicion) hm. sure. we'll just leave that woman then, let's go. (walks without looking back)

bingmei: (happily follows along)

the succubus left behind: ?????

#bingcest au where (pre bingge vs bingmei extra) bingge goes back in time to teach his younger self ways to conquer the world™ because no one actually bothered to do that for him (realistically i know he'd resent his younger self. he still does here but its milder because he hasnt met canon bingqiu)

which somehow resulted in bingmei(?) having a crush on him instead since this is the first time someone had been willing to go this far for him (he thinks bingge is some sort of long lost relative of his. but its binghe so he does not care about that actually.)

[neatnete]

[shizunitis]

No, ur absolutely so right about Bingcest. Preach louder because like. It’s just so fun. Any reason why they would be doing it is so fun. Is Bingge fucking Bingmei to show him how he needs to fuck Shizun? Is it a domination thing? What crazy kinks would Bingmei learn from Bingge? How would he try and incorporate them with Shizun? So many questions. I want Bingge to bite Bingmei’s lips when they kiss.

anon i love you and am willing to go through the abyss for you empty-handed and with my hands tied. will give you my firstborn. thank you for letting me talk about this please never leave me

now that the bingmei rp is over, and keeping in mind that i am forever sleep deprived, in a vaguely bingge mood, and also very sorry for what that means for any passersby, here’s my answer. horniness and thoughts (hopefully coherent enough) under the cut

though i find the shizun sandwich version of bingcest to be extremely tasty and a great apperitif, i feel like the pure bingge-bingmei storylines my brain throws at me every now and then are so fucking good (read: hhNnNg) on their own.

a non-exhaustive list of some ideas i didn’t ever think too deeply about but like for reasons:

what if bingge is bingmei’s shizun.

what if bingmei gets stranded in pidw.

what if bingge accompanies bingmei in the abyss.

what if instead of only having bingge and bingmei, we also throw in oo!lbh into the mix and make this the worst throuple to have ever existed.

what if the system fucks up and there’s two binghe’s from the very beginning, twins or clones or whatever, and they brave the world on their own so as not to strain the washerwoman’s already precarious situation further than they did the first time around.

what if bingmei wishes very, very hard for a father during his disciplehood, and the system plops bingge into his world when shen yuan is mia.

what if bingge goes out and tries to find the svsss world again but ends up in oo!pidw.

what if bingge and bingmei live to the ends of their lives and meet after the universe is wiped as cosmic beings and they have incomprehensible sex to soothe the pain.

what if bingmei suspects bingge came back to steal shizun during the monthly wifeplots, and just jumps the gun and goes after the fucker directly.

what if modern au.

what if modern au where they’re separated at birth.

what if actual lab clones of each other!

et cetera (many more examples. none of which i can think of right now and if i’m being honest? half of these i thought up on the fly, so i was lying. fibbing. other words. never ever assume i know what i’m talking about)

in any and all these situations shen qingqiu and/or shen yuan could and perhaps should be integrated, but for my purposes he can take a moment to breathe. i’ll return him his husbands shortly.

back to the point: i love every iteration of bingcest.

bingge and bingmei being very alpha vs. alpha about fucking and literally fighting for dominance. bingmei being horrible at kissing and bingge getting annoyed with the teeth thing and showing him how to actually bite someone (stealing your desires as they perfectly align with mine, anon) and then finding out that what bingge would consider lowly and ignoble (is that how you use the word? probably not), bingmei blushes and whines for so prettily.

exchanging blood and it fails to do anything but induce arousal in the other and then using that as a way to torment each other.

i want the snapping teeth and the clawing and the violence. the almost-tangible, suffocating hatred and frustration. them choking on their leashes tied together without their knowledge. choking on them where the’re tied to opposite ends of the bed as they try to get to the other. and so forth

but soft bingcest works beautifully too. don’t know how they’d end up in that situation but i’m picturing it and it’s very nice.

bingge’s vanity and desire to be perfect projected onto his own self staring back at him, bingmei’s bratty disobedience challenging bingge’s desire to subjugate and conquer and take, all of this culminating in the two of them understanding their differences but also loathing them in a way. why is he different, he’s me, why can’t he understand, why isn’t he doing what i would, why does he hate me, the likes

oh!! bingmei should yell that at bingge actually. or growl it while he pins bingge down to get him to listen to him. and bingge should want to say, “are you stupid?” but holds back because now isn’t the time. where did the brat even get that idea from? he’s done everything he could to make him stronger, to make him realise that the world is a shit, cruel place and they only have each other in the end, and yeah it’s a shit hand to be dealt, but is it? is it really?

hm. don’t really know where that thought ends up but i’m pretty sure it ends up with both of them fucking unbearably tenderly (by their standards) in a forest somewhere.

anyway.

i don’t mean to exclude shizun because. i wouldn’t fucking dare? but bingcest is. it’s dear to me. i’m a bingcest purist if you’d like, but bingcestqiu/yuan is second on the list. third is mobingcumplane/moshangbingqiu but that’s another thing altogether

(i have no actual clue if there’s ship names for these already. surely there are?)

BUT. adding shizun into the mix is wonderful. i’ve rec’ed it before but through the eye of a needle is SUCH a good fic PLEASE give it a read it’s my favourite fic ever ever in the history of ever

i love the idea of shizun trying to tame these two idiots and failing miserably. i also love the idea of him succeeding. i want bingmei making bingge drink some ‘respect shizun’ juice and i want bingge to give bingmei some much needed ‘fuck shizun’ lessons. i want shizun to direct their every movement while he casually drinks his tea and pretends like he’s not foaming at the mouth seeing the two protagonists being “forced” to go at each other like they’re passionate, devoted lovers.

just.

bingcest…

there’s so much i want from bingcest. i want the guilt, and the confusion, and the rage! i want the angst! the territorial spats, the dick measuring contests (literal and metaphorical). the comfort! the. idk man they should be allowed to be horrible to each other, it’s not like they can die.

(holy shit what if one of them dies. fuck i’m exhausted but please. kill one of them and make the other revive him. somehow. maybe we can make regret of chunshan reality but it’s bingcest, if you understand)

but mainly i want the two pretty idiots humping each other’s thighs like teenagers. making bingge crawl for bingmei is also a very fun thought that would make him (plural) react in a very entertaining way. getting bingmei to power bottom is chef’s kiss when bingge’s on the other end. teaching bingge about the beauty of surrendering to his own self, which he does not trust with anything but also understands more than he’d like or wants to acknowledge is also neat. they would get up to degeneracies that i can’t speak of. i’m shy and also inarticulate about them

oooh also lebingcest. exactly the same as before but it’s better. because lesbian yaoi

[shizunitis]

RE: your bingmei/bingmei and bingge/bingge post.

I’d love to hear your perspective, but I think only bingge/bingge would work as a sort of domination “who is the more powerful Binghe” “who can fuck better” “and they were both tops” kind of deal. Bingmei/bingmei seems like something Sqq would have to encourage, and his face is /far/ too thin to ask to watch his two husbands go at each other.

will be back tomorrow with more thoughts, anon, (maybe) but consider: the bingmeis take initiative because of shizun.

they’re not stupid, have noticed how much shizun dotes on them, and they’re aware what they look like. the two bingmeis using shen qingqiu’s weakness (luo binghe but two!) against him, while also competing for the first wife position?

they get along so beautifully in front of shizun because shizun favours them and is always delighted to see them together. also, who better to learn the art of seduction with and practice pleasing shizun on than your own self? this is not sex, or exploration. these are critique sessions. they have charts. debate nights. they brainstorm.

also if shizun walks in on them while he’s over in the demon realm to help out his favouritest demon emperor disciples, who are a bit late to the harem-gathering-game? well, that’s all part of the plan.

(i am refusing to consider throwing two binghe’s into the abyss at the same time, but i also want two emperors who have shizun over for tea and flirting. shen qingqiu is Not strong enough to do that shit twice and i don’t want him to be, but i also want sha hualing in my life, so. i’m retconning the system. fuck the system all my homies hate the system. no one will miss it. + L + ratio + this is my fantasy i can do whatever i want)

if binggecest is alpha x alpha, bingmeicest is omega x omega. the fact that both pairs are tongues-out-panting over the most beta man in the danmeiverse (so affectionate) heals something broken in me. anyway. bingmeicest are the easy ones to figure out. biggecest’s messy, and not always in the fun way (if you’re weak.)