#bingmeicest is two maids sharing their duties because the owner refuses to pick

[shizunitis]

RE: your bingmei/bingmei and bingge/bingge post.

I’d love to hear your perspective, but I think only bingge/bingge would work as a sort of domination “who is the more powerful Binghe” “who can fuck better” “and they were both tops” kind of deal. Bingmei/bingmei seems like something Sqq would have to encourage, and his face is /far/ too thin to ask to watch his two husbands go at each other.

will be back tomorrow with more thoughts, anon, (maybe) but consider: the bingmeis take initiative because of shizun.

they’re not stupid, have noticed how much shizun dotes on them, and they’re aware what they look like. the two bingmeis using shen qingqiu’s weakness (luo binghe but two!) against him, while also competing for the first wife position?

they get along so beautifully in front of shizun because shizun favours them and is always delighted to see them together. also, who better to learn the art of seduction with and practice pleasing shizun on than your own self? this is not sex, or exploration. these are critique sessions. they have charts. debate nights. they brainstorm.

also if shizun walks in on them while he’s over in the demon realm to help out his favouritest demon emperor disciples, who are a bit late to the harem-gathering-game? well, that’s all part of the plan.

(i am refusing to consider throwing two binghe’s into the abyss at the same time, but i also want two emperors who have shizun over for tea and flirting. shen qingqiu is Not strong enough to do that shit twice and i don’t want him to be, but i also want sha hualing in my life, so. i’m retconning the system. fuck the system all my homies hate the system. no one will miss it. + L + ratio + this is my fantasy i can do whatever i want)

if binggecest is alpha x alpha, bingmeicest is omega x omega. the fact that both pairs are tongues-out-panting over the most beta man in the danmeiverse (so affectionate) heals something broken in me. anyway. bingmeicest are the easy ones to figure out. biggecest’s messy, and not always in the fun way (if you’re weak.)