#billy says stuff

[billycorn]

You think PMD Heroes ever have trouble with urges related to their species' behaviour?

- Bidoof hero sees a river, goes "absolutely not", and builds a dam.

- Golett hero has innate urge to line up boulders for no apparent reason.

- Bagon hero keeps throwing themselves from cliffs with reckless abandon, so partner commissions a landing pad.

- Misdreavus hero keeps getting into trouble for scaring people.

- Murkrow hero hoarding shiny things.

[rottingbrains101]

peacefully trying to lksten to will wood and then thinking of that one mutual you know who you are

[pansyassmamasboy]

Mmm thinking about my perfect lovely girlfriend who cooks for me and kisses me and is Wonderful

[moonlightcycle571]

Rock of Eternity Getting Offerings because they deserve it

I like to think that whenever there’s a magical artifact that needs containment, Billy just… takes it. Here is how it started.

Billy, after defeating an evil wizard: so… what do I do with the Staff???

Solomon: it cannot be kept in the world of man, it’s far to dangerous. You must destr-

Achilles: NEW LAMP

Hemrmes: YESSSSSSSS

Hercules: WAR TROPHY

Solomon: that is highly irresponsible, we cannot keep highly volatile objects for ‘the aesthetic’

Zeus: the burning violon

Solomon:

Solomon: well some decor never hurt anyone.

*and*

JL, after a long battle: Finally the foe has been vanquished! Now to find a secure place to stor-

Marvel, yoinks it and yeets it in a portal: done

Everyone present: w h a t

*or*

Amanda Waller: -thus the proof we need to detain you for breaking into secure government location and theft of a classified artifact

Marvel: *points to the screen* that’s not me

Waller: that’s litterally you in a French beret and a fake mustach

Marvel: I don’t know who that is, but they do look dashingly handsome. And look like a Gustavo. Probably a French mime who failed mime class and left on a journey of self discovery.

Waller: you can’t be serious

Captain Atom, fuck the government rn: I don’t know, Cap doesn’t have a mustach

Batman: the mime theory seems like a pretty sold theory to me

Several people (heroes, civilians, villains and all in between) telling Cap was with them as the time at the crime, each of them being vastly different.

Waller: this mf secretly a mass manipulator???

*or*

Cap, fighting in a museum:

Hermès: Ooh I know this pendant. Super magical, super cool.

Cap, on instinct, puts in pocket dimension to put it on the Rock:

Flash: … did I witness a theft????

Wether the pendant was actually magic or just a shiny jewel Hermes wanted is up for interpretation.

Anyways that’s how whenever he finds magical artefacts or books or whatnot, he just puts them in the Rock of Eternity. It’s a logical solution, as it serves as a place to safeguard and examine, and maybe purify some objects to use later.

The Wizard is so done. It started off as ‘dangerous artefacts to be relocated when a suitable place is found’ but then it became the go to storage and all the stuff just stays.

Thé Rock in the other hand, loves it. Getting more and more offerings by their new champion really shows how loved they are. It’s has been way too long since they got any offerings and new additions, so the newest champion giving them plenty of nourishment / stimulation is as if they are being spoiled.

Billy, brings an ancient cursed crown:

Wizard: another one???

Rock, already pushing Wizard aside: FOR ME!!!! TYTYTYYTY OH MY ME YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK SO CUTE WOTH THIS HOLD ONE LET ME JUST REPLACE THE MAGOC WOTH MINE

Five hours later Billy is chilling in one of the thrones with his new crown and one of his magic cape to match.

In conclusion, Billy is like a cat bringing a mouse in the house, except the mouse is actually a rubix cube that sometimes turns into sushi.

Yes Billy did bring a magic rubix cube that makes sushi when completed. Now I kinda want sushi ngl

[unhappy-sometimes]

here's a playlist of (mostly) historically accurate love songs that twiyor has most definitely danced to on vinyl: youtube, spotify, apple music

some fast, some slow, some made for dancing, others probably not (but i still like them so i included them anyway), i'll add songs as i think of them

[beelzeebug]

rip rose tyler you would love chappell roan

[buttered-toasty]

There is a red eye in the east.

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Posting this one reallll early cause why not. It is one of my inktobers (just not labeled bc the writing takes away from the vibes). Fun fact: this shit is titled “mawwiage” in my files lol

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead! 

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back! 

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then! 

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age! 

[blackkat15]

I'M KILLING MYSELF

[dizzybevvie]

some faves from my Billy Loomis text post collection

[billycorn]

I know it's a game mechanic and not a reflection of strength, but the difference in stats between PMD games and mainline games is hilarious. Everyone in PMD has the chance to be a beast of an all-rounder with massive HP, while mainline pokemon are limited by their base stats.

PMD pokemon are simply 'built different', your honour.

[srfreeman42]

zenless headcanons that i thought up of in da bath

the cunning hares watch jerma clips together in their free time

belle and wise can quote the godfather word for word

grace knows different speedrunning strats and can reach ultrakill cybergrind wave 50 in under 8 minutes

koleda watches and still cant fathom it

anton’s favorite band is motionless in white

soukaku once dressed up as ice kirby for halloween

yanagi dressed up as tiff for that same halloween

jane and seth are a married couple.

qingyi sometimes listens in on zhu yuan’s conversations with her mom just to dick around

the sons of calydon is a polycule (except lighter, hes gay)

one time someone asked burnice for a glass of water. she went through the stages of grief during that experience

piper and ellen have sleepovers

caesar is very fun to be around when hammered. one time she ran up to a table, kicked its leg, and nailed it right on the dartboard (in the bullseye, too)

lucy gave her a 10 minute lecture after that

lycaon trying to use gen z slang in sentences and failing is enough to make ellen lock tf in for 5 minutes (she hates it and that hatred fuels her)

anby would hold her sword to your neck if you said the phrase “nothingburger” around her (bc nothingburger reminds her of no burger)

miyabi has some serious abs.

corin has different outfits for work but is too nervous to wear them (theyre all very cute)

thats all i got right now

[rottingbrains101]

when oomfie has such a interest you think of them ahen doing something related to it

peacefully trying to lksten to will wood and then thinking of that one mutual you know who you are

[raindrvq]

i get stu macher because I too am giggling like a maniac over billy loomis 😇

[sparkoflena]

The best part about Wiccan being introduced in the MCU official is that it continues to give me a bigger excuse to scream about the Young Avengers.

First America, Kate, & Cassie. Now Billy.

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Loving the fact that the current Young Avengers mentor lineup includes the most Normal Dude in the MCU and the ghost of a centuries old spirit witch in a complicated relationship with Death herself who is haunting the son of her ex-situationship because they trauma bonded over having accidental murderous tendencies