#bikers and suits😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[kindheartedgummybears]

✨🎶🎶Mister Krabs~ I have several iDeAAaAas🎶🎶✨

[egg-emperor]

What would you say is eggman's hottest outfit? (swimwear, birthday suit and him being shirtless don't count...and are obvious #1 answers)

aw come ooon his swim shorts is the hottest official look we've got because it's the closest to him being nude that they can get in official stuff hehe

the way his beautiful fat tits are out, how the waistband of the shorts squishes his wonderful soft round tummy, the thought of how the material would stretch over his bulge and cling to his round butt cheeks and slip down to show the crack- if they were allowed to depict it all. XD but man 🤤

but alright yeah yeah I get it, the hottest when he's actually clothed/wearing a whole outfit

his biker outfit without a question because I'm absolutely crazy about it. he's literally a leather daddy biker bear, a rugged old man in leather is the hottest thing in the world, he's my dream man. every time I see him in his sexy red leather jacket and scarf I'm like ahsifbshfuhskgh TAKE ME NOW I collapse to the floor I need him 😍💜💘

credit to Nibroc-Rock for that last one

I like to imagine him in almost entirely leather fit of jacket, gloves, and boots with aviators, all black. that's the only way you could make his biker style even hotter for me. it's thanks to a combination of his biker fit and the black version of his outfit in SA2 that I think about it, he looks super hot in black leather- so that's a runners up mention

and another solid runner up this Sonic Shuffle fit because he's so handsome and dapper in his smart suit, top hat, and bow tie 🥰 you know I'm following him behind the curtains backstage after the show

and extra bonus mention is the other gorgeous Shuffle fit because it's adjacent to his Riders fit style with a big coat and scarf, and with a great hat. so it pretty much what I like about his biker outfit and Shuffle suit combined in an also very sexy way (which also looks very similar to his Equestrian fit but he also has very nice boots to stomp in there 😋)

but Riders Eggman #1 actual outfit easy, otherwise just him in his swim shorts or nothing at all 🥴

[the-kr8tor]

[Haven't tried the catnip. I'll try with it to kit-nap one lolol]

I've seen the cat dad+spider dad! Hobie but let me add smth to the flavor, katy~

Dad! Hobie who's also a biker, and usually (tries to) bring all his gremlins on his ride

So, you get a Punk Biker with two babies and a cat (somehow) strapped to his biker suit slaying on the London roads xDD

-🦊

LMAOOO just be careful

YEEESSS let me do u one better, dad! Hobie installing a side car to his motorcycle so that you can sit on it with the little ones while the cats sit on a basket in front!!! 🥰🥰🥰 And you all have matching leather jackets, helmets and goggles even for the cats!!

They'd be the coolest biker gang in London 😍

[destinyc1020]

i known its not tomstyle but i be seeing austin fits and thinks how tom would wear it the black suit with a naked torso for me to see all the muscles would ate

I really liked that look he had last night at the premiere. Almost looked kinda Samurai! 😃 I loved it. 😍 I think that look would have worked for the Dune 2 Premiere even more imo. I just knew he was gonna come on the red carpet in a Biker's style fit yesterday lol. I was wrong lol 😆

I'm shocked he didn't do too many biker-style themed looks during this Bikeriders press tour. At least, not on the red carpet. He was still pretty classic on the red carpet for this press tour.

I'd love to see Tom experiment a bit more too with his wardrobe on the red carpet. I actually kind of think that Tom wore something somewhat similar to what Austin wore on the red carpet last night (with the short torso jacket) at the FFH premiere. Remember??

It was a short torso jacket.... but without the long belt and sans shirt look that Austin wore last night.

Law put Tom in something kind of different that year....and I liked it! 😁

I love it when men kinda switch things up a bit and get a bit creative with their red carpet looks. 😊

That's why I'm always interested to see what Timmy wears on the red carpet too... coz he usually goes against the grain and takes a few risks here and there lol. 😅

[needmorereading]

I loved this so much! They're both so whipped 😍😍

Amazing fic, as usual ❤️ love your work!

And biker Bucky in a suit is just 🤤🤤🤤

All Dressed Up

Pairing: Biker!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Summary: Bucky visits a gallery to support his best friend and unexpectedly meets the girl of his dreams.

Word Count: Over 2.3k

Warnings: First meeting, mild dirty thoughts, instacrush, swearing, Bucky Barnes (he's a warning, okay?).

A/N: Okay, lovelies. A new AU. I'm sorry. @targaryenvampireslayer @tavners @starlightcrystalline @whisperlullaby @sgt-seabass @vesearlee , I feel like you all either heard me screech, encouraged, or helped me, and I appreciate you. ❤️ Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Edit by the beautiful @nixakimbo and divider by the incredible @firefly-graphics . Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!

Bucky didn’t dress up for most people since it wasn’t his style. He would do so for any of his brothers though, especially Steve. His best friend since childhood, and his club’s president, he always had a love and talent for drawing and painting. And after working his ass off on his exhibit it would’ve been a crime for the vice president not to show up.

Steve promised if there was ever a day when Bucky’s writing became published he’d be by his side to celebrate too. As much as they liked to give each other shit sometimes about art and how they created it, the support was there through and through. The only catch for tonight was that he had to dress nicely to get into the gallery. So, instead of the usual leather jacket or vest he wore and jeans, he went with a plain black suit and white button up shirt.

He refused to wear a tie since it wasn’t a wedding. He had to draw a line somewhere. No one paid him any mind though as they walked around the gallery, and he was more than fine with that. This wasn’t his night.

“You should be proud, punk,” Bucky said, looking over the art lining the large wall, each piece crafted with care.

“I am proud, jerk,” Steve smiled. He hadn’t worn a tie either, and it made Bucky feel a little better. “And you know you don’t have to stay the whole time.”

Bucky knew that. He also knew members and prospects would be trickling in and out throughout the evening. “Not needed at the bar tonight, so I can stay as long as I want. But I might cut out early since I see your face enough between that and the club.”

Steve chuckled. “Still haven’t sold the place, huh?”

The brunette sighed. It wasn’t the first time Steve asked if he was going to sell the bar to focus more on writing. “Where the hell would you all hang out if I sold the place?” He liked the bar. It wasn’t just a great hangout for the club, but for his other regulars, too.

“There are other bars,” Steve teased. He said that, but he loved the bar, too. “You know I just want you to-”

“Follow my compass. I know. You’ve said that so many…” He stopped talking when he saw an unexpected angel walk into the room.

Well, angel was the word that came to mind since you were wearing a white dress and the light over your head illuminated you like a halo. But as his eyes swept over you, he wondered if there was a bit of a devil in you. He wouldn’t mind bringing that side out of you if you gave him the chance.

And here he used to think love at first sight was bullshit.

“Hey. Do you know her?” Bucky subtly nodded in your direction as you spoke to another woman, jealousy flaring up for a second at the thought of his best friend knowing you and not telling him. And if you knew Steve, that was that before things even started. While the blonde didn’t have much game growing up, he came into his own after his growth spurt, and everyone adored or wanted him.

Steve shook his head. “No, I don’t,” he said, making Bucky’s shoulders slump in relief before his friend scrutinized him. “Jesus, are you eye fucking her? You are, aren’t you?”

Bucky wasn’t the least bit ashamed. “And I’ll keep doing it ‘til she looks at me,” he replied, wishing you’d at least spare him a glance and get a look at him in his nice suit. Maybe you weren’t into guys with tattoos and piercings, but he was certain he could change your mind if that was the case.

“How long has it been since you’ve been on a date?” Steve asked. “Just introduce yourself like a gentleman and see where that goes.”

“A couple of months? Something like that.” Tearing his gaze away to glance at his inked hands, he chuckled. “You think I’m a gentleman?”

He could be dangerous and downright dirty when the occasion called for it, but just because he rode a motorcycle and covered himself in tattoos and piercings didn’t mean he treated others poorly. He was raised better than that. Even with his ex-girlfriends, things never ended because he didn’t treat them well. They just weren’t the one.

“We both know you are. Sometimes,” Steve answered, smirking as a beat passed. “And she’s looking your way.”

Bucky’s head snapped up to find you looking right at him with a curious stare. You had the prettiest eyes he had ever seen. Which was nothing compared to your smile. It was like watching the sun slowly rise to meet the day.

Fuck, he was being sappy. You ruined him with a single stare, and he wanted to ruin you in return. Make it so you wouldn’t want another man.

You whispered something to the woman beside you before she nudged you forward and he realized Steve pushed him to move, too. It only took three more steps before he was right in front of you, the gentle smell of your sweet perfume filling his nostrils. Need slammed into his body as you smiled again, and he actually felt the blue of his eyes shrink as his pupils widened.

If Steve thought he was eye fucking you before…

“Hey,” he said, his voice raspier than usual.

“Hi,” you said. It was a voice he could listen to for hours and he wondered what it would sound like when you said his name.

“I’m Bucky.” He took a smaller step closer, trying his damnedest to block out any other man around him so you’d keep those pretty eyes on him.

You introduced yourself, too, and it was a name he would never forget. “I like your tattoos,” you added almost shyly. Almost.

If he had his way, you’d see the rest of them soon enough. “Thanks,” he smiled, holding one hand up to show you. “Dressed like this, I bet you think I’m part of the mob.” After getting dressed and adding the gold jewelry, even he thought for a split second he looked like a mobster.

“Are you or is that information I can’t be privy to?” you asked, making him chuckle. You didn’t skip a beat, and he liked that.

“Not part of the mob, but I am part of a motorcycle club,” he replied. He wore his patch with pride and that didn’t seem to scare you, which was good. “I also own a bar.” He didn’t know why added that part. You didn’t ask and he didn’t want to brag, but there he was.

“So, you ride a motorcycle, and you own a bar?” You glanced back at your friend to ask her, “Do you mind if I…”

“I’m good. You two talk,” your friend smiled, giving Bucky an encouraging wink. He looked back to find that Steve walked away, too.

You smiled as you faced Bucky again. “Well, I’m happy to hear more about either of those things if you have time.”

“Yeah.” A lopsided smile appeared before he could stop it. “I got time,” he said. All the time in the world.

Over the next hour, the two of you stayed close together and talked in between looking at Steve’s pieces. He told you he was there to support Steve and talked a little bit more about the bar he owned. A hole in the wall kind of place he fixed up. While he wasn’t a big drinker, he loved making them for his regulars, and his profession allowed him to get away with all the tattoos.

“I’ll have to stop by sometime,” you smiled before it faltered. “If that’s okay.”

He didn’t want to get his hopes up, but his heart raced, and he wanted to see you smile again. “I’ll hold you to that,” he teased. “What about you? What do you do for work?”

You told him that you were a blood bank nurse and still fairly new to the area. While you didn’t have too many friends nearby, you liked your neighborhood and the one friend you had made invited you to the gallery since she was an art enthusiast. You also let it slip that you were single upon your move here, which he was happy to hear since he was, too, but he didn’t miss the note of sadness in your voice.

He could help fix it if you were lonely.

“I’m not seeing anyone either,” he stated.

You raised an eyebrow in disbelief. “You don’t have an old lady?” His eyes went right to your lip when he bit it. “That is the correct term of endearment, right?”

“That’s right,” he said, his eyes soft. “Both of those things are right.”

You bit your lip again and he wasn’t sure if you were purposely trying to entice him, but now he wanted to bite your lip. “So, do you do anything for fun outside of riding and work?”

He almost groaned when you said “riding” and he had to shake his head to keep his mind from drifting. He couldn’t think of you being on his bike with your arms wrapped tight around him or you riding him or anything like that. “Well…”

He explained that he wrote a bit in his spare time outside of work and the club. It was a hobby mostly, but it would be a dream come true to get his work out there one day. If not, that was okay, too, because he had a decent life and didn’t need much. His bike, his brothers.

But to have an old lady…

“Maybe I could read…” you frowned when you saw the time. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize how late it was. I should get going,” you said, disappointment filling both of you.

“Oh.” He scratched the back of his neck. The two of you were having a nice talk, and he hadn’t had a chance to ask about your hobbies yet. “It’s still kinda early. Do you really have to go?” he asked, realizing just how desperate he sounded. God, if the prospects could hear him right now… He just didn’t want the night to end.

“Yeah, I do. I’m actually working a blood drive tomorrow and could use the rest,” you said, smiling sadly. He felt like an ass for asking you to stay when you had work to do. “I don’t know if you’ve heard anything about it, but you’re welcome to stop by if you want to donate. I always have this fear that people won’t show, which I realize sounds ridiculous.”

Bucky mentally kicked his ass for not knowing about a local blood drive. He was usually more on top of those sorts of things. “Where’s it at?” You gave the location and time, which was all he needed. “I’ll be there,” he promised.

And every single club member would be there, too, if they knew what was good for them.

“Really?” you smiled, your hand bumping his when you turned to face him. “You’ll go?”

He let his fingers brush yours and he smiled to himself when he felt the light shiver. “Of course, doll.”

“Doll?” you giggled. He hoped he didn’t offend you. “I hope you show,” you added in a small voice, your gaze focused on the ground.

Frowning a bit, he wondered if you didn’t believe him. Did someone let you down before? “If I say I’ll be there…” He lifted your chin, so you’d look into his eyes. He needed you to see the truth in them. “I’ll be there.”

You exhaled, staring deeply into his eyes. “I’ll see you tomorrow then,” you whispered.

He grudgingly released you, knowing he had to. Besides, if he kept touching you, there was a good chance he’d pin you against the wall and show you what a work of art you were. “Good night,” he whispered, watching you go back to your friend. She linked her arm with yours as you glanced back, keeping your eyes on Bucky until you were out of sight.

He exhaled, mentally kicking his ass again. Why the fuck didn’t he ask for your number? You two hit it off, and you wanted to see him at least in some capacity beyond the blood drive, right?

Steve made a beeline for him as he stayed rooted to the spot. “It looks like you two hit it off. You know you didn’t even say hi to Chris or Sam or-”

“We’re going to a blood drive tomorrow,” he cut in. He hoped people would show, but he gave you his word he’d be there, and the club was all about giving back to the community.

The blonde’s eyebrows pinched. “I’m sorry, what?”

“Blood drive. Tomorrow. Everyone,” he said, giving his friend a hard stare. “You’re the president. Make it happen.”

“You’re the vice president, which means you supervise plans for club events or gatherings. That includes last minute things,” he pointed out, his eyebrows shooting up as Bucky got his phone out and typed quickly. “You’re serious about this?”

“Is it too much to say, ‘You better fucking be there or you’ll pay for it later’?”

The blonde grinned. A shit-eating, knowing grin, and he wanted to smack him. “This is all for her, isn’t it?”

Bucky sighed. He hadn't expected to meet someone so perfect tonight. “She’s a nurse and I wanna help. Besides, it’s good for the community and you’re all about that shit.” And he had to make a better impression after not asking for your number. “Will you at least promise you’ll be there?”

“To watch my whipped best friend fawn over a pretty nurse? Hell yeah.”

“Beautiful,” he corrected him. “She’s beautiful.”

And while Bucky would fawn over you tomorrow, he also hoped he’d get your number.

So, what do we think so far? Part of this writing style was slightly different for me, but I like how it turned out! I still need to give this reader a nickname and the AU a name, but this is a start. I can't wait for the whole club to show up at the blood drive. I also have something silly and cute planned for these two. ❤️ Love and thanks for reading! ❤️

Masterlist ⚓ Bucky Barnes Masterlist ⚓ Ko-Fi

[jinxthejubilee]

Judging/Rating their Demon Forms

This is me pretending that I know anything about fashion. I've wanted to do this for the longest time, but I never got around to it. But, here we go!

Warning: I want NO real slander towards the Obey Me devs for their outfits. These are just my opinions for the fun of it, I have grown used to each of their forms.

ALSO, their demon forms look much better in their in-game cards and fan art. I'm making my judgements based on their in-game models.

So without further adieu, let's begin! Starting off with:

1) Lucifer: The old man himself.

Honestly, he ties with Asmo in terms of best designed demon form. But I put him first because I love how regal he looks.

I love the shape of his horns, not too crazy-looking and not too boring.

I'm in love with the headcanon that the diamond on his forehead was where his third eye used to be as an angel.

I like the switch from black to red for his gloves.

The little splashes of color from the peacock feathers makes it all pop.

As much as I'm saddened by the fact that he doesn't have six wings anymore, I think four wings is perfect for him.

I wonder how heavy his wings are.

10/10. Everything is put together really well. Not overly simple, but not overly complicated either. They weren't kidding with his trademark: "Perfectly flawless" (Don't get bigheaded Luci, some of your outfits don't hit that well).

2) Asmodeus: Mr. Pretty Poison

If there are three things I'm a sucker for, it's roses, heart-themed objects/clothes, and men in pink. This man has ALL THREE!!

To be honest, I didn't even realize that he had roses on his... vest? (Idk what you call that shirt), until I saw them drawn in the manga.

I like the dripping heart birthmarks/marking. His arms would look too bare otherwise.

I like how dainty the wings are. I kinda wish that they had a pink gradient on the tips, like the horns do.

The big cuffs took some getting used to, but I can't see him wearing sleeves.

I love the scorpion, such a nice design! 😍

The buckles on the pant leg are interesting. Again, it's been so long that when I imagine him wearing regular black pants, he looks naked.

9/10. It screams pretty boy, but a dangerous one.

3) Mammon: Mammoney, A.K.A. Tsundere #1

A lot of people thought Mammon was the Avatar of Lust for a while, I can definitely see why.

Such a high collar, is that just the staple for demons?

I really wish the jacket was longer. Poor bastard probably gets cold while flying.

Speaking of flying, his wings are super interesting to me. They look almost skeletal. It took me a long time to realize that the tips are yellow.

I like the markings on his chest.

Still not sure about how I feel about the boots. But hey, it might just be his thing.

So many jagged and sharp things on him.

8/10. Classy biker. Definitely the most uncomfortable-looking outfit of the bunch. Very extra, very Mammon, and very hard to draw.

4) Beelzebub: Baby Boy!! 🥺

Another popped collar?

I like the jacket, but what's with the belts on the wrists?

Not a big fan of the boots, I feel like that's Mammon's staple for outfits. Plus, he's the sporty one, so tennis shoes would be more appropriate.

Not sure what's going on in the photo, but his wings aren't supposed to be that dark.

But anyway, his wings are cool. I just hope that they're powerful enough to fly with.

I like how his horns curve inward. I don't have a real explanation for that one, I just like them.

The design on the shirt is nice. Simple, yet effective.

Wasn't a big fan of the belts in the beginning. But I do like the added color.

7/10. Not bad, just not as complex as the others, but I feel like that suits Beel really well. He's a very simple man.

5) Leviathan: Leviachan A.K.A. Tsundere #2

One would think that Levi would be the type to never show his abs. Yet, here we are.

I feel like he would be ranked higher if he got rid of the belts connecting the pants and the jacket. And if the jacket was longer.

The coral horns are cute! Though I thought the design looked a lot like deer antlers or branches.

I like the scale design on the jacket, they go well with scales on his neck.

Shoes are fine.

I commend the devs for putting scales on his tail.

Those pants look like a nightmare to draw. I'm not quite sure about their design though.

One of the few outfits that don't overwhelm you with orange.

Honestly, having orange in any of his outfits would be fine. But blue and orange are on the opposite sides of the color wheel, and the shades they use for the two colors on his clothes make it WAY too saturated. (Sorry, a little art rant here 😅).

6/10. Sorry my guy, but there's a bit too much going on here. Lots of clashing.

6) Belphegor: Bastard Cow Man

Oh dear...

So. Many. Belts.

Like I said with Levi, he would look so much better without the belts and making the jacket longer.

I like the horse shoe, also his shoes are okay.

I don't know why he has diamond-shaped holes on his sleeves, but go off I guess?

I wish that the pants were a bit longer.

I see people complain about how baggy the pants are, but I personally don't see a problem with them. It would look weird if he was wearing fitted pants.

Fluffy tail! Perfect for smacking the flies.

I love his curled horns. I've gotten so used to them, that his head looks a bit naked without them.

4/10. It's mostly the sweater that I have problems with. The buckles are just...why? However, out of all of them, he does look the most comfortable. The second one who looks much better in the cards/art.

7) Satan: A Confusing Mess

I know, I know. Very predictable. BUT, let's look at the positives.

The fact that his horns are a mirror flip of Lucifer's is very clever.

His tail is really cool. I like the green gradient on the tail.

His shoes are...fine? I guess?

AND, I'm in the camp that loves his boa! No shame.

Alright, enough looking at the positives.

Okay, look. I understand that his outfit is meant to represent the clashing of his personality. How he presents himself as calm and collected, with poise and class. While on the flipside to that, his inner nature is chaotic and vicious thanks to his wrath.

I get it, I really do. And I appreciate that the devs tried to explain that through his design.

But GOOD. DEMON. LORD! It does not work!

The white collar looks too silly.

The belt is waaayyy too much.

I thought that the design on his chest was a cool skeleton thingy. Nope! Those are bows. Which just makes it make even less sense.

Btw, did you guys know that his animal symbol is a unicorn? Are you guys seeing it? Because I sure don't.

And the pants...sigh...the pants...do I even need to say anything? Why would you put white polka dots on them?!

2/10. This takes clashing to a whole other level. Definitive brother with the outfit that looks so much better in art.

YES!! I did it! Sheesh, that took a while. Again, I apologize for my stupidity in not saving my first draft of this. Unfortunately, I couldn't remember some of the jokes I made, but I hope it was still fun to look through.

Much love and respect to the team. Regardless of how odd their outfits are in any event, they are always a joy to see (and potentially laugh at). And I've gotten used to the Devildom's taste in fashion. Satan still haunts me though...

Anyway! Which form do you guys think is the best? I'm really curious. With that being said, I hope you all have a great night, and I'll see you later! Byeee! 💗

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Wedding Nerves

For the very beautiful real life Lily Evans @stonecoldhedwig wishing you a wonderful Wedding Day today 😍😍😍😍😍 and featuring Tall Lily for @rory-byanyothername 😉🥰😘🥰

“Hi Moony!” Lily called from the sitting room, where she lay on the couch with her long legs tucked under herself.

“How did you know it was me?” Remus said, walking into the room with a pleased smile.

He liked when she called him Moony, as though anyone outside his immediate brotherhood being that close to him still astounded him.

“Easy,” she said, grinning back. “You dismantle our protective wards quickly, but methodically, ruthlessly and efficiently. You know, with your usual signature murder vibes?”

Remus snorted and dropped his coat onto the back of the armchair, scratching the back of his neck with a self-effacing look.

“Are the Welsh usually as bad at accepting compliments as the Irish?” she asked.

“Fuck off,” he laughed.

He shook his head and smiled back.

“Am I right?”

“Completely right,” he said. “Who’s this then?”

She listened attentively, a gleam in her eyes.

“Ah! That’s Padfoot, definitely. Just as quick as you at dismantling the wards, if not quicker, it feels haphazard but he’s got a system going, one that only makes sense to him?”

“Touche, Evans!” Sirius’ laugh echoed from the hall as he breezed in, carrying a bottle of firewhiskey tucked inside his leather biker jacket, and dropping a quick kiss on top of her head. “Years of practice dealing with the dark arts, and never being too careful.”

“Planning a party tonight?” she said, raising her left eyebrow at him.

“Worried we’ll all be hung over for the wedding tomorrow?” Sirius asked with a wink, before leaning into his boyfriend and planting a soft kiss on his lips. “Hello, darling.”

Lily smiled to herself, she adored Remus and Sirius and how well domestic bliss suited them. If it wasn’t for the damned war…

She sighed.

“And this?”

“This is Wormy, definitely Wormy,” Lily said. “Slower to undo the wards but starts with a concentrated area rather than lowering the entire thing, which means he’s in just as fast and takes less time to fix it.”

“Harder to tell if anyone’s tampered with it,” said Sirius, crossing his arms.

“Stop pouting just because I’m cleverer than you lot,” Peter said, with a warm chuckle, slipping off his shoes.

“I can’t believe you wear slippers,” Sirius said, shaking his head in disbelief. “What age are you, ninety?”

Peter rolled his eyes.

“Honest, Lily, how can you tell what way we dismantle the wards? Dumbles says it’s impossible!”

“If you must know,” Lily said, shifting on the sofa to make way for Peter too. “When Moony gets in he waits, to… to make sure the place feels normal? And then he always sighs. It’s a nice sound, relieved, pleased to be here? Padfoot, well, he always re-sets them, immediately, as soon as he’s in, and ends by muttering curses under his breath, I’m guessing it’s something along the lines of you bastards keep away from my family or else? And you, Wormy, usually come armed with food so I can smell when it’s you, before you say anything?”

“You know what, Lily, your head is looking ever so big at the moment,” Peter snorted. “Potter territory sized.”

“She will be a Potter, in less that twenty-four hours’ time, she’s just practicing, don’t you know?” Sirius winked at her.

Lily didn’t even turn as she poked him with her pointy elbow.

“Ouch!” Sirius yelped. He was grinning widely. “You’ll injure the Best Man!”

Keep reading on ao3

[put-me-out-of-my-destiny]

Okay, I've finally gotten around to watching the first 4 episodes of Devil May Cry: The Animated Series, my thoughts so far:

The first scene would have been really cool if it wasn't constantly jumping back and forth between the fight scene and the opening credits. It's too bad this was made before Devil May Cry 5, the animators could have taken notes.

Not even four minutes in and Dante tells a little girl that "maybe in ten years" he'll ask her out. Like, I know he's joking, but I don't think it's very funny tbh 😐

I can see why Patty's a fan favorite so far, though. She's bright for her age, but she still has the same simple wants as any other kid. Also she's a little bit savage.

Wait a minute, Justin Cause? That's not Reuben Langdon? Either the end credits are blatantly wrong, or this guy's a hell of an impressionist.

Lady still wearing her schoolgirl look so far into adulthood is rather lazy. As much as her Devil May Cry 4 costume sucks, at least they tried to give her a new look that time.

"I prefer you in this form~" 👀

I do like Lady's characterization so far, even if the camera is a little too horny for her, and her VA was a great choice.

Dante, marksmanship is her whole thing, why would you bet against her like that?

"I have a need to annihilate and destroy." She's so edgy 😍

Dante: *destroys a bridge while doing a job for the highway patrol* "How could Lady scam me like this?"

If this Dante weren't such a dick I'd actually really appreciate the implication that he asked that biker dude out.

Brad and Angelina's story is very sweet, I'd love to see them meet Nero and Kyrie some day.

Also, it's nice to see Dante having a heart for once.

And omg, the butler literally did it.

Episode 4 really beats the "women like shopping" horse into the ground, which is pretty ironic given how Dante typically dresses.

"How can clothes cost this much?" Oh, I don't know Mister Red Leather Suit, how do they cost that much? 🤔

Okay, it might just be because she's in more shots, but Episode 4 is being noticeably hornier about Lady.

I really really REALLY don't like Trish being written like she's Dante's ex-girlfriend, even if it's not meant to be taken literally, that is so wrong 🤢

Oh yeah, Lady takes offense to the notion that she's attracted to Dante, so clearly she secretly is 🙄

TRISH DID NOT JUST CALL HIM "BABY", I DID NOT HEAR THAT.

Unfortunately the single crumb of LadyTrish at the end does not make up for how much I disliked this episode.

Also, I was certain they replaced Lady's VA throughout Episode 4, but apparently not, her performance is just really different for some reason, I don't like it.

My final thoughts for now - Episode 1 was meh, 2 and 3 were good, and 4 sucked shit. I genuinely don't know if I want to continue.

[egg-emperor]

the Olympics doesn't determine whether Eggman usually shaves or not because all the male human characters were baby smooth in the swimming event and there's no way I'm gonna believe that all of them shave their body hair regularly, especially not Eggman lol. they asked them all to shave for Tokyo 2020 and I can't be convinced otherwise

I can't see Eggman caring to keep his entire body clean shaven like that all the time, he knows there's no need! I'm not saying he isn't just as beautiful without it because he's always beautiful no matter what but as the bear lover I am, I prefer when he's depicted with body hair. it's the one time I've preferred something that other media has done over a game because it suits him so well.

whenever I see him with a hairy chest in other official media or fan art it gets me like 🥰💜💕💘💖 but I don't just mean that alone. I'm also talking arm, armpit, and leg hair, a fuzzy tummy and butt like a PEACH, a happy trail leading into fluffy pubic hair. he might not have hair on his head but he's got that fluffy upper lip and can be fully furry from the chest down just like a big soft cuddly bear!

we can ALWAYS go more hairy and I say this with every fictional guy I find attractive but it's especially important with Eggman because he's the perfect fit alright hfsjfbskmggh he's a large strong gruff handsome man with big bear paws, the perfect biker bear in the Riders series, he's even the complete color palette of the bear flag, it was always just meant to be. XD

of course Eggman makes a gorgeous manatee too but him with his big fluffy mustache + a hairy body has always been my biggest weakness and the times he was drawn with body hair in the comics are absolutely to thank for that 🥴😍