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Malewifeicent

I really need a better name for this but here's what the fuck Malewifeicent is and everything you need to know. If you have any further questions, please feel free to send an ask!

Owner: @googlyowo Collaborators: @bigenbysharkmer @theraddishhouse

Synopsis

Started out as yet another Junter au but has since evolved into an ocverse; Daughter of a powerful faerie scorned by her father, the king, young Yaara must discover the secret of her parent's past love, and why she has a curse upon her set to take affect on her 16th birthday.

Inspiration

Maleficent (2014), Sleeping Beauty (1958), The Secret Garden (1993)

Characters

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Writing

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YouTube playlist Spotify playlist

You can find everything else under #malewifeicent

[vanillapie-80]

I posted 6,873 times in 2022

125 posts created (2%)

6,748 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@googlyowo

@bigenbysharkmer

@autumnalfallingleaves

@space-is-the-place2

@tinker-tanner

I tagged 3,121 of my posts in 2022

#steven universe - 338 posts

#tales of arcadia - 290 posts

#danny phantom - 278 posts

#sonic the hedgehog - 266 posts

#trollhunters - 197 posts

#the owl house - 180 posts

#disney - 125 posts

#miraculous ladybug - 114 posts

#vanilla rambles - 95 posts

#hilda - 77 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#in government class and i clapped in front of the whole class afterwards cause i got excited for all the megamind memes i was about to see💀

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

That one scene from From Up on Poppy Hill but jlaire (courtesy to one of my mutuals on twitter for the audio). Also apologies for the inconsistent lighting/shadows 😅

88 notes - Posted February 23, 2022

#4

Never forget what they took from you.... and that is Jim wearing a fucking hooped earring in his troll form.

92 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

#3

Jimtober #2: Trolls

I kinda wished that Aaarrrgghh was a part of the family dynamic of father figures for Jim because he and Blinky for suppose to be troll dads yet I don't see any content of that, oh well I guess.

115 notes - Posted October 2, 2022

#2

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130 notes - Posted June 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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700 notes - Posted January 30, 2022

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[Image id: #and stop blocking disabled parking spaces for fucks sake

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Yes! And stop parking there to "just run in quickly" stop having a curb right next to them stop parking too near/over the line stop using disabled parking parking as cart drop off zone

Just stop blocking disabled spaces

Since APPARENTLY this needs to be said AGAIN

Wheelchair seating is for (surprise) wheelchair users. We need that spot because it is the only safe spot on the bus for us. The ONLY reason you shouldn't move for someone in a wheelchair from the wheelchair spot is if you are also in a wheelchair and got their first. I WILL keep yelling at people to move.

Also the DISABLED seating is for DISABLED people! It is NOT for your fucking kids or luggage. You wanting your kids to have a better view on a long trip (literally just happened to me) is no fucking reason to take all the fucking disabled seating. I had to have multiple people help me up the fucking steep ass stairs to sit on the normal seat area. I'm in so much pain now from the effort. It took forever. And I get to feel humiliated for not being able to make it to my seat.

Now imagine instead of having a little walking capability I had none. I may have not made it on the bus home.

Abled people reblog but stop adding things like "do people really do this?" "But I don't do this" "this is just common courtesy" I wouldn't constantly be posting about it if it didnt constantly happen for fucks sake

[theraddishhouse]

romanticism oc asks!!! 9 20 21 and 23!!!

oh yeah babey. lets go

9. If your OC were to imagine their idyllic life (realistically or otherwise) what would it be like?

It definitely depends on the time period in Radek's life. When she was still with Phillip (pre-Caleb death) she definitely pictured them getting "married" (whatever that means) and then having sort of a hades-persephone deal where she would spend half the year in her home, the demon realm, and the other half in the human realm, and Phillip was free to move between the realms with her or not. I think if you asked her at the current point in the show (s3), however, her ideal would definitely just be having a nice house with Hunter in the demon realm where she can raise him and have him go to school and just have a normal life. probably a similar situation where she can visit the human realm whenever to see Camila. It wouldn't entirely be normal pretty much no matter what just because Radek is a little weird from the immortality and DEFINITELY still healing, but I think she'd do her best, especially for Hunter, who is like, the pride and joy of her life atm.

20. What was the moment at which they knew they were in love, or was it a slow buildup?

Oh good lord. Well.

With Phillip, it was a slow build. She initially just found this random human guy passed out in the forest and decided it'd be REALLY FUNNY to fuck with him. Prime mischief mode activated. She was like, 19, and dumb as fuck. Then suddenly they started hanging out more and the teasing got a little less (derogatory) and a little more (affectionate). Phillip was never scared of her like he was the other witches, namely because Radek never actually did anything dangerous to him. Not that Evelyn did either, but he has his ideas. It sort of culminated into a slow realization when they would spend more and more time together, and then eventually Phillip presented his cross to her as a gift of his affections. Radek was very happy to take it. They kissed that night & Phillip never knew peace since.

With Camila, it was completely different. Radek was depressed, a little bit nutz from Belos dying, and also incapable of feeling any joy. But Camila slowly kind of coaxed hir out of the depression hole in the house and lured her into spending time with her in the living room. Radek didn't really think anything of it other than Camila being really hospitable, until they were falling asleep one night and recognized that pain in their chest a little too much and went. Oh no.

21. What was it about their significant other that made them fall in love with them? Was it a single eye-opening experience or many gestures over time?

With Phillip, I think first and foremost it was just the fact he was funny. Then Radek saw he was diligent, if a bit stubborn, as well as charming and sweet. He somehow always knew what to say to cheer them up and he was easy to communicate with. Not to mention he liked her! Which is an attractive trait all in of itself. Plus he wrote really cheesy love letters and would draw them sometimes, so he wasn't without talent. Pathetic little guy Radek wanted to hold, you know?

As for Camila, it was definitely just how kind and understanding she was. It was the same young-firey-impassioned sort of love but the delicate care that Radek needs. Patience. Camila was especially willing to take things slow which both of them needed. I do think it was a little moment where both of them were cooking together and Radek saw Camila humming while she was at a burner and was like. Oh my gd shes perfect. and then Camila saw Radek cooking and went oh my gd hes perfect. Very funny, very sweet.

23. What sort of routines, rituals or rules do they have or set for themselves?

Radek learned the hard way they have to wash the right side of their face and replace the eyepatch everyday. Eventually they sew the eye shut again but Camila has to do it for them. It still leaks every once in a while so they use those cleansing wipes and it seems to work. It hurts really bad though, so they've been trying to concoct some sort of numbing cream for that skin on their face.

Other than that Hunter has constructed an intricate routine where he wakes up Radek at 9 in the morning just to hug her and then they read together until everyone wakes up. (Sometimes Radek goes back to sleep.)

[ibis-gt]

for the ask meme, 17 for cam and luther?

17. What's their favorite smell?

ooo good question. luther is partial to citrus and floral scents, probably his favorite smell is peeling open a fresh orange on a mild spring afternoon. cam's favorite smell is early morning ocean air, he's always poking his head out of the water to enjoy it.

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

This is so fucking funny

So I reblogged this post earlier which seemed to imply that everyone who liked the yaoi genre was a homophobe. So I asked if that was the case. Here’s a reply I got

Nope. Yaoi as a genre literally is explicit MLM. It was a term coined in the 1970s to literally mean PWP (pron without plot - is it obvious I was a weeb in the early 2000s?) Shonen-ai means boy love. Yaoi means explicit Shonen-ai. Not all yaoi have only cis character, or uke/seme (the manly man / effeminate relationship they’re referring to). Many do, and many yaoi are problematic. But frankly that’s the nature of explicity medium. Some fucked up shit is gonna get popular, that doesn’t mean the entire genre is fucked up shit. 

“Incorrectly labeled yaoi”... how? Is it MLM and explicit? Then it’s yaoi.

I replied back essentially that that’s not what the genre means and ignoring all nuance isn’t good and 

The part where that’s not true? The part where you quite literally ignored the meaning of a word to suit your own means? Probably that.

Here’s someone who thinks they’re WAY more woke than they are. Should probably start a side blog “when trying to be woke goes wrong”

1. I’m gay as fuck... not seeing how I could be a homophobe unless I want to hate myself.

2. They didn’t refute anything I said

Ofc they blocked me but didn’t realize I could still reply on the post 😂😂😂😂😂

Here’s why you don’t just jump onto bandwagons, kids

[rosecoloredboyxox]

Between Life and Death

Also if you think Hypnos looks like Thanatos, he’s supposed to! They’re brothers, and I think twins, so I’m glad Rachel designed him to show that! It also shows how sleep and death are similar domains

@bigenbysharkmer @midnightartist MORPHEUS, Hypnos’ daughter, was confirmed to be a trans woman by Rachel Smythe. Hypnos, pictured here at the top, is Morpheus’ father and she refers to him as her father (202). Hypnos is male, and is the brother of Thanatos. Morpheus, goddess of dreams, is a woman.

[deliriousdisillusion]

Listen up people of Jimtober 2022, shits about to get real for a second. Strap in, because it's long but it's IMPORTANT.

I realize the internet is a weird place with a lot of weird people. I’m no exception. But if you want to listen to someone tell you about who might be “sus” in the fandom, at least know more about said person.

I’m talking about Googlyowo.

Their little post about bluheaven-adw might seem like a harmless warning but it's not, it's not harmless AT ALL.

Googly has a history of this behavior, and while Blu might be a little, “weird,” (but seriously who here isn't? You are all online participating in an event for a fictional cartoon character…) but Googlyowo is ABUSIVE. They have a past of being and supporting abusive behavior TOWARDS REAL PEOPLE.

Here is a little bit about what happened between Googlyowo’s very close friend and nikibogwater. While it's mostly between those two, Googlyowo’s post is at the end showing full support for their abusive behavior. Their friend also has a history of abusive behavior, this isn't just a one off thing.

I don't know who that anon is, but bless them for saying something. And bigenbysharkmer tries to gaslight the anon for being anon, but OF COURSE they were? Why would anyone want a target on their back from someone who's clearly abusive??

Me? I don't care who sees this. I've seen too much of this to sit idly by. I've watched friends spiral just like Blu is doing now and I CANT STAND IT. Granted nikibogwater here had the strength to move past this in a very short amount of time but not everyone will be like that.

Imagine someone who's already on the edge and this one fandom thing is their only lifeline, only to have that severed by someone who thinks their likes on tumblr.com are a little “sus”

THIS ISN'T HOW YOU TREAT PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT OK. THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

And while I say all this I in no way want anyone to act out directly

against googlyowo. I want people to stop and think about the things people are telling them. I want googlyowo to consider their obsessive and unhealthy actions regarding fandom.

It is not healthy to stalk someone's likes and make judgment posts about them. It's not normal to force someone into a position where they are backed into making an apology they don't need to make and then criticizing their apology because it wasn't up to your ridiculous standard. It's not normal to judge someone by the casual things they engage with when it comes to fandom. It's downright disrespectful. It puts everyone on edge wondering if they might be the next victim. It creates a toxic environment of fear and mistrust that is misguided and only serves to destroy fandom communities. OVER LITERALLY NOTHING.

And now have some other random things about googlyowo and their close friend bigenbysharkmer that showcases their angry/abusive behavior.

In these screenshots Googlyowo is Security chief booper, and their abusive friends Bug (roach), and valentimmy(gender absorbed 101).

LocalNecromxncer is another victim who was able to grovel and compy with their demands enough to not be a target.

And this last one is a little random, but this is the kind of thing internet trolls do... it's childish and stupid and then they go an want everyone to see them being morally superior?? Give me a break...

None of the reasons they say they are doing this is true. It's not about protecting the "kids" it's not about warning people... it's about control. It's abusive. So many people have been affected and they stay quiet or become complacent because they are made to feel like it's somehow their fault WHEN ITS NOT. On top of just wanting the abuse to end. This is how abuse works. I'm tired of it.

And "roach" and "gender bend 101" are self ascribed nicknames they called themselves, that shows you literally have no idea what's even going on here..

Maybe after all this you might decide to send some love to Blu, because I can tell you they are not doing so well after literally becoming a victim of this persons gross superiority complex.

[crackship-connoisseur]

just a little something for a jeveunter fairy au @bigenbysharkmer started (:

Hunter is a cardinal fairy and I wanted to explore a potential outfit design for him

[vanillapie-80]

Some jeven g/t fanart that's from a scene by @bigenbysharkmer 's fic.

Timelapse below:

[hoodie-rabbit]

Discoveries

Wolfgang belongs to pal @bigenbysharkmer

[gtbigbang2021]

Mod Intros

Wolfgang

Hey, I go by a lot of names, but y'all can call me Wolfgang during this event. You can refer to me by ve/vem/veirs and they/them pronouns. I've been in the G/t community for... my entire internet life, basically, and it's my main special interest as an autistic person! G/t is something that is just part of me at this point, and I love it. I don't post much of my work (hopefully that will change soon), but you can find me on Tumblr at the blog @bigenbysharkmer​

Enn

Hellow! Name’s Enn, resident xenobiology nerd and g/t enthusiast. I’m really excited to be working on this community-wide event with y’all! @ennui-gt​

Praggma

Hi I’m Praggma and I’m also here. She/they artist type person. Let’s boogie.

Ibis

Call me Ibis! I run the @ibis-gt​ blog and I’m super excited to see what everyone comes up with for the Big Bang!

[regicide1997]

[Image description: a reply by Tumblr user @/bigenbysharkmer: "the amount of people deliberately misinterpreting this is making me kinda pissed so let me lay it out: this person is NOT saying that trans identity/a more nuanced experience of gender is like this. this is analyzing gender as society pushes and expects you to experience it. and to society, gender = gender roles, gender is not an internal experience or a sense of self in that cissexist system. this is an exploration of that system and how it functions!!!". /End description.]

I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit

[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]

Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.

[crackship-connoisseur]

Love & Hunger AU

Here's what the fuck vampire au is and everything you need to know. If you have any further questions, please feel free to send an ask!

Owner: @googlyowo Collaborators: @bigenbysharkmer

Synopsis

James, a humble bookstore owner, miserable in his betrothal to his wealthy childhood friend Claire, feels trapped in the arrangement and dissatisfied with his life. That is until a devilishly handsome stranger from afar decides to pay a visit to his quaint little bookstore, and sees the hole in James' life that needs fulfilling, or perhaps, he's just looking to satiate his vampiric bloodlust. However it happens, they fall hopelessly in love with each other, and James finally realizes what he's been missing.

Inspiration

Bram Stoker's Dracula, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Corpse Bride, Vampire Hunter D, Interview with a Vampire (1994), What We Do in the Shadows, This Post

Characters

Hunter (2023), James (2023), Claire (2023), Amity (2022)

Fanfics

is that why you can't talk about it? bloody desperation take care of you stranger in a strange town

YouTube playlist Spotify playlist

You can find everything else under #love & hunger au

[vanillapie-80]

Last Line Tag

Tagged by the wonderful @autumnalfallingleaves

Rules: Write the latest line from a WIP and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post!

This is from my one shot A Mother's Promise that I'm midway through finishing :3

��He…” She sighed in both exhaustion and in relief. “He’s going to be fine.” It felt so strange for Barbara to see her son so… different.

I doubt I can tag as many people in here with that word count so I'll just tag @rockymaidenvixen @bigenbysharkmer and anyone who wants to do it

[vanillapie-80]

Well this was fun, I'm gonna tag @googlyowo @bigenbysharkmer @late-sundown and @valentimmy and any one who wishes to joing :3

i’m starting a picrew chain because why not.

https://picrew.me/image_maker/466657

here’s mine!

this is a tagging game, but anyone who sees this can join!

i nominate @aroaceanteater​ @possum-video-from-the-dark-web​ @couldnt-think-of-a-better-name​