#big the cat tag tbd

[hexellent]

Who's brave enough to climb him and kiss this big ol face?

[hexellent]

Olympia...Olympia.... He turned the name over in their head, trying to put a name to a face. But then...

His ears fly up, recognition flashing in his eyes and raising his eyebrows considerably. Oh! Sonic! That's a name he recognises! Relief washes over the large cat and a gentle smile blooms on their face. Reaching out, they grab the hedgehog's hand and pull her close, lifting her into his arms for a hug.

"Oh..! That's a relief. I thought maybe I was confusing you for someone. I'm very happy to see you..!"

He loosened is grip enough to just hold Olympia up in his arms, a purr starting to rumble their chest. His tail waggled happily behind them.

"You look very nice."

@hexellent sent: Quite the large purple mane coon stares at Olympia. It's not out of being rude, more that he seems to be processing the girl in front of him. She looks like a friend of his, but different. Does she go by a different name? The same name? Is she someone else entirely and this is just a coincidence? Is his memory being spotty again? All these thoughts run through his mind as he continues to stare, ear twitching. Finally, he steps closer and sits, hoping that reducing his height would be less jaring when he finally speaks. "Hello. You look like a friend. Are you a friend?"

Olympia perks up at the sight of Big, tilting her head as he looks at her. Maybe not everyone caught the 4-11, of course, and that didn't account for the whole.. multiverse thing, either. Even still, she never looked frightened for even a moment. Big, of all people, was the last person that Olympia would ever be scared of. Mostly because, well, she'd never give the big guy a reason to be mad at her.

Which is all to say that her usual smile brightens when he speaks up.

"Aw, ya know me, Big. Name's Olympia. The blue blur 'erself, y' dig?" She chuckles, holding her hand out. "Ya can still call me Sonic if ya prefer, ain't got anything against th' other name."

[tetzoro]

☆ 𓂃 THE EIGHT PHASES OF KINKTOBER !

Another year, another kinktober! Welcome to this years; I’m absolutely over the moon about it hehe ! I hope you enjoy it too ❤︎ 

Please be mindful of the tags on each installment as there are some pieces with dark content and remember that these are all works of fiction.

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ New Moon ! ꒱ ― OCT 3rd. Camboy!Eren.

╰ Camboy!Eren. Eren accidentally stumbled upon his newest side gig, pleasuring himself before thousands of viewers. But honestly, it’s all for his favorite creator — you. WC : 2k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waxing Crescent ! ꒱ ― OCT 8th. Perv!Sanji + Food Play + Praise.

╰ The Love Cook. Sanji has always had an affinity for cooking but nothing could ever compare to cooking for you. But his plan backfires and he realizes he’s in for more than he bargained for. WC : 4.6k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ First Quarter ! ꒱ ― OCT 11th. Zoro + Sword Play.

╰ Sword and Sheath. After another slew at sea, you and Zoro have the ship all to yourselves as the crew restocks up on the island. They say that curiosity kills the cat, but what happens when you've tamed the beast? WC : 5.2k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waxing Gibbous ! ꒱ ― OCT 14th. Implied Yandere! Mihawk + Predator / Prey.

╰ Cat and Mouse. Mihawk has returned from his latest mission but nothing sets his adrenaline off more than chasing you around the Manor. Better start running now. WC : 2.2k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Full Moon ! ꒱ ― OCT 17th. Stoner!Ace + Dubcon + Weed Use.

╰ Smokin’ Aces. The ASL brothers know how to throw a good party and tonight was no different. WC : 3.4k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waning Gibbous ! ꒱ ― OCT 22nd. Tendou + Non Con + Somno.

╰ Peeping Tendou. He’s always been obsessed with you, but now he finally has the chance to show you how good you’d be together. Hopefully you'll wake up soon to realize it. — Fics For Gaza ! WC : 961

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Last Quarter ! ꒱ ― OCT 25th + Ex!Barou + Dacryphilia + Face Fucking.

╰ Big Bad Barou. Running into your ex is never easy, especially at a halloween party with all of your mutual friends. The question is, will you blow off your date in favor for him? . . . Of course you will.

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waning Crescent ! ꒱ ― OCT 31st. Yakuza Boss! Kuroo + TBD.

╰ Angel. The club had been bought up by none other than Kuroo Tetsuro, the head of the Nekoma Family. As his favorite, you’ve come to expect that whenever he shows up to the club, he’s only there for you.

NOTE : If you’d like to be tagged in any of these, please let me know. You MUST have your age somewhere on your blog to interact. ❤︎

[bleach-your-panties]

Intro:

Hello babies!!🖤🐦‍⬛

So, if you know a little bit about me, I am a big fan of horror stories and dark content. (Though I am a scaredy-cat in real life)

This collab idea came to me as I thought about the type of stories I like to read on Tumblr. I also enjoy reading creepy reddit threads like r/Backwoods Creepy and r/creepyencounters. Shoutout to Tallulah ( @antizenin ) for making me get back on Reddit, lol.

So! The theme of this collab is urban legends, myths, fairytales, weird irl encounters; and, fantastical stories (that may or may not be true). Think of Ripley's Believe It or Not and Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction.

How to Join:

🖤Send me a message and tell me a bit about the story that inspires your submission, your chosen fandom(s), and character(s). Joining multiple times is allowed.

🖤Keep in mind that the entire theme of this collab is dark, unsettling, weird, creepy, and horrifying. So 18+ will be required to join.

🖤If you have a real-life experience that inspires you, feel free to use it!

🖤Inspiration may be drawn from existing urban legends and myths (Candyman, Bloody Mary, Creepypasta, etc.) but do not copy them directly! I want to see you make up your own!

🖤Any fandoms are welcome, not just anime.

🖤No submission deadline. Take your time, dearies~

🖤Please tag your posts with appropriate content labels/trigger warnings, and use the 'read more'. Tag me in completed posts and tag #🐦‍⬛fantastic once you're done!

🖤I look forward to reading what you've written!

📜✒️Posts:

🐦‍⬛Haikyuu!!

the abhorrent tale of the scandalous semen six

character(s): seijoh 4 + kuuro tetsurou and kozume kenma

cw: murder, semen in food, kidnapping

told by: bleach-your-panties

🐦‍⬛Jujutsu Kaisen

false prophets

character(s): geto suguru

cw: incubus, religious themes, manipulation, coercion, dub-con

told by: bleach-your-panties

🐦‍⬛Tokyo Revengers

title tbd

character(s): haruchiyo sanzu

cw: tbd

told by: @ranspuppy

never be a wedding plan for the heartless

character(s): kisaki tetta

cw: mental illness, torture, murder, more tbd

told by: @ksakiswh0re-xo

My Hero Academia 🐦‍⬛

hardest to love

character(s): todoroki touya "dabi"

cw: stalking, voyeurism, self-harm, pyromania, f! masturbation, dubcon, coercion, unprotected sex (wrap it up kids!), degradation

told by: @sincerelyzee

🐦‍⬛fantastical myths collab ©bleach-your-panties 2024.

[iamfabiloz]

OOOH. lilysmog or willowweep lore :3? ilike their names

@jayzzu @on-a-sunbeam tagging u guys bc this post talks Abt Willowweep lore hehee and u both sent asks asking Abt her :D

But THANK U YAYY :3 their names r some of my fav I have, plants 🌱 😎

^^^ So first up is Willowweep 😢!! She was a pretty chill, laid back kitty, quick to crying like her name suggests, but one of the most major events to happen to her is her sib tragically getting caught in an bear trap and dying!! In the first doodle <— SpruceClan deputy Snowshiver is attempting to comfort grieving willow, despiteeee being the reason willow’s sib died in the first place (me when I wanna be leader so I set up scenarios that lead to my opponents gruesome ends) ☹️ next doodle is Willow chatting with her friend silverbark; they are apprentices together :) and last doodle is Willow with her father Sturdybranch he has big eyebrows :3 sturdy and willow were close but got even closer after willow’s sib’s face tragic passing. She may have more relevance to my oc story at large but that is tbd as I am still writing and plotting MWAHAHA

^^^ second is LILYSMOG the lady eva!! She is SpruceClan #1 gossip she is quite nosy and wants to know what is happened all da time and also is Snowshiver’s biggest (one sided) rival. Lilysmog’s hates Snowshivers guts to bits (Snowshiver cat divorced one of Lily’s closest friends named Finchcry and also lily generally hates snow’s pretend attitude of being fair and kind. Lilysmog knows snow is fishy, but it’s hard to get any sort of dirt on her. She’s as clean as her nearly pure white pelt 🤔)

Lily considers her and Snow enemies, but snow has never hated lily, she finds her antics quite amusing and endearing. (Lily might have a slight crush on snow on top of it all and she does not write fanfic or doodle snowsmog ship art randomly 🤔🤔)

Anyways thar is Willow and Lily’s tales YAYY!! Ty for asking Abt them I could talk forever and Eva Abt these KITTYY cats

[fearathirah]

biography[x] headcanons[x] tagging[x]

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{ BRIANNE TJU : cis-female / she/her } if it isn't metrocity's very own ATHIRAH NISRINA CRANE. rumour goes they're the TWENTY-TWO year old child of SCARECROW, and are a SECOND-YEAR BIOCHEM STUDENT at MUU. when they aren't working/studying, they can often be seen hanging around THE ECLIPSE. while they've always been rather GENIUS + UNFILTERED, i heard through the grapevine they can also be kind of DISHONEST + FEARLESS. maybe that's why people are reminded of ; sly smiles when you're up to no good, journals filled with research notes in shorthand, mismatched nails, the lingering smell of cigarettes, fruit-flavored lipgloss, & taking unnecessary risks for the thrill of it . with a human ( toxic immunity, weaponization of chemistry ) like them around, civilians of metrocity will have to watch their backs.

Basic Info

Full Name: athirah nisrina crane Nickname(s): athy, scarebird, rina Gender: cis female Ethnicity: chinese & indonesian Species: human Pronouns: she/her Sexuality: bisexual Age: 22 Birthday: tbd Birthplace: gotham Occupation: student Affiliation(s): herself & her own. Identity: known by authorities Language(s): mandarin, bahasa indonesian, german

Personality

Alignment: tbd Zodiac: tbd Mbti: tbd Positive Traits: unfiltered, genius, adventurous Negative Traits: fearless, dishonest, sly Hobbies: science experiments (cue bill nye theme song), thrill-seeking, fashion, painting, getting up to no good, etc...

Relationships

Parents: johnathan crane aka scarecrow (in jail) Siblings: 1 Pet(s): a calico cat named zenith Significant Other: n/a

Physical Appearance

Faceclaim: brianne tju Height: 5′1″ Hair Color/ Style: brunette, shoulder length Eyes: brown Build: lean, athletically toned Tattoo(s): big back tattoo (design tbd), rib tattoo (design tbd, one on her neck (design tbd) Unique Features: n/a

Health

Mental Health: to no one's surprise she's inherited some of her father's afflictions (is this...daddy issues? *insert butterfly meme*). Physical Health: in tip-top shape for the most part Allergies: none Drug Use: do homemade experiments and party favors count? Alcohol Use: only when she goes out or if she needs one after a rough day

[hfbinks]

WIP Tag Game

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

thank you for the tags @elegiesforshiva & @amethystsong 💚

Tagging: @aphrodaisyacs @silverwordswrites @jemeryl @draphrawrites @ohmoka @bojanus @soysaurus @vhaenya @vriddy

Tagging a whole gaggle bc my WIP names are freaking boring (no, i'm serious, you'll see in a sec) ALSO no rushing! Take all the time you need/want to do this, just lemme be curious ffs pls

50SoP - Ochako fashion show

Amethyst B-Day gift

ATH zine - Winter Edition

bandits for life

BDSM exch -

Call Me By My Name

Dabi BB 2022

Dabi/Magne FemDom exch

dbhwks week 2022

Domme zine - [title blacked out]

Empyrean Heart II

Gojo Cat zine - Rule #1

Hawks/Sharkfoxgirl

KCCHK - Sugar Rush

kingmaker

MeiMei/Nanami

My Big Fat Freudian Slip

racing au

Sweet Dreams zine - One Thing to Do

TojiGo zine -TBD [< that's the literal name]

Valkyries Day 2

Vllains Bang - pinprick

WLW BAng - shrine of your lies

I think that's all of them now...........

[chososcamgirl]

#𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄

𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧!

⋆# ₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩

synopsis ; the season of sun-kissed oceans and golden-hued moments is before you! however being a broke college student is not an ideal look to have, especially at your age. desperately seeking solace from financial woes, you and your bestfriend stumble upon an unexpected opportunity - a cat cafe. crafting lattes and pampering purring patrons seems easy enough, right? that fantasy lasts about one day before reality claws in.

pairing: fem!reader x multiple

tags: smau / partially written, college au, cafe au, modern / non-curse au, fluff / crack, cursing

status: 29/05/24 - ? (tbd)

a/n: hii this is my first series !! there will be new chapter out every day unless i say otherwise. there will be multiple love interests in this au so i hope u guys enjoy <3

taglist details: to be added to the taglist, leave a reply on the masterlist post of the smau (this one!)

[disclaimer: the way the reader is portrayed is just for the reason of style/posing! this is not what the reader looks like (she should look like however you'd like her to!) just wanted to clarify!!]

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒

ᯓᡣ𐭩 y/n’s cattery

ᯓᡣ𐭩 dogs are so much better

ᯓᡣ𐭩 old heads

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 - chapters

chapter 1: pick a struggle

chapter 2: just big and greedy

chapter 3: match my freak

chapter 4: bistro trouble

chapter 4.5: one tablespoon of sugar

chapter 5: cat-tastrophe

chapter 6: meow for me

[hexellent]

Random Headcanon Compilation:

Very big Gentle Giant vibes going on. Very careful.

Is this way ^ because he’s incredibly strong. He understands his strength can be dangerous if not kept in check, and the last thing he wants is to hurt someone.

That being said, he can fight. Strength comparable, if not higher than, Amy’s. Could swing her hammer like a stick really.

Not one for a lot of outward emotions on his face unless they are rather big emotions. His ears and tail are gonna be his biggest indicator of how he’s feeling. That said, doesn’t mean he won’t change his expression ever, just sometimes has to make a conscious effort.

Quite good friends with Vanilla! Would Give His Life for Cream and Amy but would rather just hang out and watch over their shenanigans. (He is constantly dragged into said shenanigans, but he doesn’t mind)

Special interests: Fishing, Frogs, Baking

Froggy is in fact his emotional support animal and comfort item all at once.

Not a fan of crowded places and loud or cacophonous noise. Makes his tail stand on end and his teeth itch. Prefers calm and quiet. Can handle moderate noise. Can take loud noise if necessary.

Cuddle bug. Extreme cuddle bug. Will just carry you around just to hold someone. Physical touch is his biggest love language.

[ashen-crest]

Hi!

Hello, and welcome to my pinned post! Stay a while, scroll if you like. Info on myself and my writing are below.

About Me:

I write cozy fantasy romance.

I have a tuxedo cat writing assistant named Leia.

I’ve got a website! It has book info, artwork, and free short stories.

My Writing:

The Stray Spirit - Out Now!

Purchase Link

WIP Intro Page

Description:

A bard and a forest spirit uncover a deadly magical threat…and the key to survival lies within their own forgotten songs.

Struggling bard Emry Karic has only one path home: impress the Auric Guild, join its ranks of elite musicians, and return to his family with his honor in hand.

Difficult to do on a good day. Impossible to do with a possessed lute.

Hours before Emry’s big break, an unnatural earthquake strikes, forcing a forest spirit named Aspen to take refuge in his lute. Aspen is loud, talkative...and not leaving anytime soon.

Panicked, Emry swears the spirit to silence on stage, in exchange for a favor: he will help investigate the mysterious quake that nearly killed them.

But Emry is a bard, not a scholar, and his research leads straight to the person who resents him the most: Cal Breslin, his studious ex-girlfriend. Despite their history, Cal can’t pass up the opportunity to study a mythical being. Yet as the trio delves into the forgotten folklore of spirits and gods, they uncover a magical threat—and lingering feelings—looming beneath the surface…

Coming in March 2024: The Spirit Well, the sequel to The Stray Spirit!

[ID: a purple and gold book cover, titled “A Rival Most Vial: Potioneering for Love and Profit” by R.K. Ashwick. The cover shows the silhouettes of two men with little hearts above their heads. The cover is filled with a gold filigree border and little elements, such as potion bottles, cauldrons, wands, swords, gems, and leaves. end ID]

A Rival Most Vial: Potioneering for Love and Profit

Purchase Link

WIP Intro Page

Blurb:

Two potion shops, one heated rivalry…until hate bubbles over into something else.

Any adventurer worth their sword knows about Ambrose Beake. The proud, quiet half-elf sells the best, and only, potions in the city—until a handsome new shopkeeper named Eli opens another potion shop across the street, throwing Ambrose’s peace and ledgers far off balance. 

Within weeks, they’re locked in a war of price tags and products—Ambrose’s expertise against Eli’s effortless charm. Toil leads to trouble, the safety gloves come off, and right as their rivalry reaches a boiling point…

The mayor commissions them to brew a potion together.

The task is as complex as it is lucrative, pushing both men to the limits of their abilities and patience. Yet as the fires burn and cauldrons bubble…they find a different sort of chemistry brewing.

Coming in Oct 2024: A Captured Cauldron, the sequel to A Rival Most Vial!

[ID: a collage of photos against a dark blue background. The photos include an old coliseum, a metal helmet, storm clouds, night sky, lightning, waves, star-shaped jewelry, a glowing lantern, hands holding a glowing glass sphere, and photos of two women in the center. One woman has light brown skin and thick curly hair, and the other has pale skin and red hair in braids. end ID]

The Champion’s Blessing

A ~secret anthology~ novella! Release details TBD.

Blurb:

Mage novice Bree has been overlooked her entire life. She’s forgetful, undependable, flighty—destined for lowly scavenger work and nothing more. The only person who has faith in her is the beautiful Valeria: proud warrior, Champion of the goddess, her best friend…and her forbidden crush.

In a life-changing gesture, Valeria tasks Bree with a priceless commission: create enchanted jewelry for her to wear at the upcoming blessing ceremony. The glittering gold could prove Bree’s worth once and for all, vaulting her out of novice work and into more powerful roles.

But when Bree uncovers a threat to the ceremony, she must risk her future—and her feelings—to save her best friend’s life.

You can expect:

Sapphic childhood friends to lovers

Ancient Roman vibes

Mythology & magic based on the gods’ powers and blessings

A hot woman sparring

Pretty jewelry!

An ambitious mage with ADHD

Did I mention the hot woman sparring?

More to come soon!

[need-a-new-reality]

Fur and smallness are absolutely brilliant power ups!

Hear me out because I am absolutely lost in the sauce now.

Smallness could work if it’s playing by Detective Conan rules. Meaning his small form looks like a 4 or 5 year old. He’d of course use magic to look normal but if he gets too tired runs out of magic, or someone suppresses his magic. POOF he’s a baby.

This helps to hide him from the many sprits trying to kill him. There looking for a half human middle schooler not a baby.

His crush of course would frequently run into “protagonist little cousin” funny gag as long as the same jokes aren’t overused.

As for the fur, I can see it being very useful and playing out in the following scenario.

Protagonist-kun is on life six and over the course of those six lives, he’s actually gotten to be a pretty decent fighter. No longer running away and cowering like he did in the early chapters, instead he fights his enemies head on. He’s actually confident that he can live to old age without losing anymore life’s.

Of course this means a Big Boss has to show up. Boss completely curb stomps Protagonist-kun and the only reason he doesn’t lose another life is because magic-jerk-cat saves him at the last second and they run away.

Protagonist knows that Big Boss is going to show up again and take the rest of his lives. So, cue the training arc. This is where he really starts delving into the magic part of his magical-cat-boy abilities.

Cut to TBD later, big boss has kidnapped someone important( crush, bff, family member) to draw out protagonist. It works and they fight with protagonist, holding up pretty well using the new skills he’s learned in training arc but it’s not enough. In the middle of the fight evil boss brings down his sword and slashes through the protagonist.

He dies.

Of course, he will come back in a few minutes but during the time that he is dead Evil Boss monologues on how he only has to kill catboy three more times and that it will be easy because he now knows catboys fighting style and moves. There’s nothing protagonist can do now that will change the results of their match.

Protagonist revives.

Evil Boss brings down his sword intent on ending another one of protagonist lives. Only the sword to be completely stoped by our now fur covered protagonist. He tries again, and again only to realize he can’t cut protagonists fur.

Jerk-cat explains that Magic cat fur is naturally strong and magic resistant. Acting as a power natural shield. ( flashback to season one where a Skulker-style villain had tryed to hunt down jerk-cat for his incredibly valuable pelt, he was of course thwarted by protag)

With this power-up in place, protag-Kun curb stops big boss in an awesome Shonen nonsense fight.

Later on after injuries have been healed, kidnapped person has been rescued and everyone back at home. Protagonist has a full on freak out over the fact that they are now a real life furry. No amount of hats, coats or big shoes can cover up all this fur. He’s destined to become a recluse who never leaves his house! The poor poor tragic tale of cat boy.

Just kidding, magic-cat has an easy spell that can hide the fur. Protagonist a course tries to spell out immediately.

Good news the spell worked and the fur is gone. Bad news is the pro tag is a striped cat, unlike the magic-cat who is one solid color (either black or white) because of his stripes, while the fur disappears, it leaves behind large black stripes all over his skin that look like tattoos! He looks like a yakuza!

Magic is no help. So he turns to human means of covering that what you don’t want to seen. MAKE-UP

This would be the chapter in the manga where they would take a step back from the Shonen stuff and go back to its gag-manga roots.

- Catboy wearing a ton of cloths in the middle of summer to cover tattoo looking stripes.

- Middle school boy try to buy makeup and is terrified of what the cashier will think.

- Cashier doesn’t care/ doesn’t notice

- Catboy is sure she cares and is going to tell everyone.

- Loudly yells “ITS FOR MY MOM” this is the only thing he says for the entire interaction.

- Gets home try’s on the makeup. It covers the tattoo but is absolutely the wrong skin color.

Silly manga-esque idea that is now stuck in my head:

A kid saves a cat from dying. It shortly thereafter evolves that the cat was no ordinary cat, but a cat spirit. Grateful for the kid's help, the cat spirit gives them a gift: nine extra lives. But there's a catch! Every time the kid uses one of those lives, they gain a cat feature. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem. Childhood mortality is at an all time low, and it isn’t as if the kid is a big risk taker. There's another catch, though, related to why the cat spirit was slumming it in the mortal world to begin with. Yeah. There are people out to get the cat spirit. And since the kid holds part of the cat spirit's power... Well. They're after them, too.

Will they survive? Will they ever be able to get rid of their cat ears? Will they ever get the courage to talk to their love interest (who is secretly into this stuff)? Will they eventually turn into a cat entirely?

Who knows!

:3

[catzula]

"Have you heard, have you heard?" Someone in the crowd whispers, "The circus is coming to town."

Send an ask, dm or comment on this post to be added to the tag list! These are going to be +18, so minors do not interact.

The distorted music coming from the giant tent is ringing in your ears. The night has fallen, but the lights the circus provides gives the impression that it's still daytime.

Floods of people are entering the tent, they seem never-ending, but the tent always has a place for more people. People who exit the tent have souvenirs, colorful hats, and unusually big candies. Some are with family, some are with friends, but they all have a smile on their lips, eyes sparkling with the miracles they just witnessed.

You witnessed it, too.

You're fresh out of the show that had ended. The torch-lit room still makes you shiver when you think of it, excitement prickling on your skin despite the show already being over.

You saw a man carry an elephant in his arms without breaking a sweat, the hypnotizer who can command people at will, a man creating ice and fire out of thin air, there was even someone who could make explosions with his hands. A pink-skinned girl, invisible girl, a man with 111 piercings, a redhead with skin as hard as a rock- they all had something weird, special about them.

You are standing in front of the entrance, not going in, neither going out. Your eyes wander over the flyer that's pinned on the board. It's the flyer you've seen the past week everywhere, the streets are littered with it, but you never picked it and read what was on it. You find yourself looking at it, hoping to feel the remnants of the magic of the show on it.

The paper is adorned with reds, purples, and greens, and you bring your hand up to touch the smooth surface of it as you read the golden, big lettered headline.

"The greatest circus in the world!" It says, listing the shows right under it, you find something similar to envy bubbling inside you as you read about the shows, the quirky people who would be an outcast if they were anywhere but here. You envy them, the life they have, how free they are, going around the world and just being themselves, being as weird as they want, it still gains them money.

A circus is just what you need; you find yourself thinking. Leave your life behind and join them.

"Do you want to see a man lift a whole house with his pinky? Someone who can create explosions out of thin air? There's more, more to the freaks. Come then, come closer." You read, unconsciously stepping forward and nearing the paper.

You bite down on your lip, an audible gasp makes your eyes widen when you read the small box that's in the corner of the flyer.

"Want to be a part of the show?" It says, so small you would've missed it any other day. "Show us what you have, and you might become one of us."

"You have to prove yourself first, though."

It's surprisingly easy to slip in the tent without being seen, you realize. People seem engrossed about everything else going on to interest themselves with a girl walking through.

Or so you think.

You push under the heavy curtains of the tent that's opening to the backstage, and you have the flyer in your hands, not even aware of how you're squeezing it, that your knuckles turn white.

Before you falls the dark night, the only light source a flimsy torch on the ground. You wonder if this is a mistake, you're hoping to stay alive, and you're not sure if walking right in the freaks' Inn is going to help that.

But you still proceed, the want to join them, belong somewhere, leave your life behind, be anyone but yourself at that moment weighing heavier than your fear.  

 You stand before an opening, small tents are in line, waiting for you. Something in you whispers for you to pick the:

《Bakugou's route》 ◇ (TBD)

~{Black curtained tent}: a faint scent of caramel and something burning seeps from the opening between the curtains. 

《Kirishima's route》 ◇ (TBD)

~{Red curtained tent}: it's heavily adorned by torches all over, so much that you have to shield your eyes from the light. The owner seems to want everything strong.

~{Indigo curtained tent}: a black cat sits right before the curtain. It's looking at you with Its large, gold eyes, which make you feel like they're staring into your soul.

《Shinsou's route》 ◇ (02.05.2021)

《Todoroki's route》 ◇ (TBD)

~{Dark blue curtained tent}: it looks much simpler than the others but feels just as dangerous. Somehow makes you shiver and feel warm at the same time.

[rowansparrow]

By Any Other Name: Chapter Seven

Summary: You and Rex have a conversation on the rooftop.

Chapter Rating: Teen 

Warnings: Alcohol, some drunk-ness. Sad, so very sad.

Ships: Rex x Female!Reader, Fives x Female!Reader, Clone OC x Female!Reader, other ships tbd.

Tags: #ByAnyOtherName, #BAON

Word Count: 3.1k

A/N: *insert that Always Sunny in Philadelphia Meme: “NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, REX HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH READER THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME* As always, bless @fat-zygerrian for being my beta reader!

Comment if you want to be tagged! Reblogs are SO appreciated!

Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six

You were supposed to meet him that night.

You’d planned on going to 79’s instead of the rooftop as usual. Rose said the boys had missed you and wanted to play cards again. You’d gotten all dolled up and were about to head out when your comm beeped.

“Hey,” You grinned, shutting your apartment door behind you. “I was just heading out.”

“Yeah… about that,” Rose sounded embarrassed. “There’s been a change in plans. I won’t be able to make it. In fact, none of us will. We got – err – held up on base.”

“Really?” You asked, pausing as you started to head down to the main level of your building. “Okay… well can we meet after?”

“I’m not supposed to go off base but – yeah, yeah I’ll see what I can do. Keep your comm close.”

He hung up and you hesitated in the stairwell for a beat. Fuck it. Even if Rose couldn’t come along, you were still going to have a nice time tonight!

You had gotten more confident about going to 79’s ever since you and Rose had gotten close. You could recognize a few distinct faces now, just from people Rose had pointed out to you or introduced to you in passing. There was a notable absence of 501st blue, which at least confirmed Rose wasn’t just ditching you and had in fact gotten held up at the base with the rest of his battalion.

You approached the bar, settling in and glancing around to look for any familiar faces to keep you company while you waited for Rose. Further down the bar, you spotted Marshal Commander Cody and your breath hitched for just a moment. Rose had told you all about him – the most highly decorated clone soldier in the entire Republic Army. You would’ve been able to guess it even if Rose hadn’t told you about the curved scar on the side of his face. For the way Cody carried himself, even here, held an air of authority, of gravitas and poise.

He was talking to someone, the other person obscured by his own body. You ordered a drink, trying not to look as starstruck by the Commander as you felt.

“I’d try your luck with someone a little less ranked if I were you,” The bartender teased, catching you staring. “I’ve never once seen the Marshal Commander take up an offer to go home with somebody.”

“That’s – that isn’t my intention.” You blushed, taking the drink with a short huff. Still, you glanced at Cody again and watched him clap his hand on the shoulder of the man he’d been speaking with.

“Alright, see you around, Rex ‘ole boy. Stay out of trouble.”

Now that made you turn instantly. As Cody moved away, you were able to get a better look at the man he’d been talking to, and gods above, it was him. It was Captain Rex. Rose had told you so many stories about him that it felt strange finally seeing him in the flesh.

Rose had warned you about how much trouble you both could get in if anyone ever found out you were seeing each other. Your friendship was frowned upon enough as is, but now that it had become something more, Rose had given you the full dressing-down on what could happen to him if you were ever caught.

As such, you hadn’t ever met Rose’s superior officer, and since Rose wasn’t here…

You downed the rest of your drink quickly. There’s no reason the Captain would be suspicious of you. Besides, you wanted to meet him, get to know the man who was such a huge part of Rose’s life.

You wanted to meet his family.

“Hi.”

In truth, maybe your introduction could’ve been a little stronger. But as you sidled over to the Captain and leaned one hand on the bar, he gave you a small smile, nodding once.

“Ma’am.”

“Can I buy you a drink?”

Rex seemed surprised and looked you over carefully. He seemed to be waging a war with himself for a split second but eventually nodded.

“I don’t see why not.”

You grinned, settling into the seat beside him and waving the bartender over, tucking a hand under your chin. “What’s your name? I’m Y/N.”

“Rex.” He replied, offering his hand to shake. You repressed the urge to giggle. He was such a gentleman.

“What do you drink, Rex?”

He chuckled. “Whiskey.”

“Two of those, then.” You told the bartender. Rex’s eyebrow jumped up but you barely noticed.

“So. You must be a Captain, right? With all this fancy gear?” You said, motioning to his pauldron and kama.

“How d’you know I’m not just some ARC trooper who likes showing off?” Rex replied, smirking and leaning forward a bit.

“I’ve met an ARC trooper or two, and you don’t seem the type to boast.”

Rex chuckled again, taking his glass as the bartender returned. “You must get around, then.”

It wasn’t an insult and you didn’t take it as such. “Maybe I’m just good at making friends.”

Rex smiled and his eyes seemed to appraise you for a moment, taking all of you in, calculating. He took a swig.

“You here with any of those friends?” He asked.

“All alone, tonight.” You replied. “My friends got held up and you looked lonely. Thought I’d keep you company. It’s the least I can do for a soldier like you.”

Rex chuckled, low and sweet. “Most pretty girls don’t just find themselves in 79’s.” Rex drawled, setting his glass down again. “From what I can tell, they’re usually looking for trouble.”

He turned slightly to face you better. “Are you looking for trouble, mesh’la?”

Your heart skipped a beat. You knew that word, but didn’t know what it meant. Rose had called you that before.

“It looks like I already found it.” You replied.

Rex grinned. “Then I guess you better stay close so I can keep a proper eye on you.”

You chuckled, picking up your own drink and finally taking a sip. The whiskey burned your throat but it warmed you to the core. Rex looked impressed which was its own bonus.

“You never answered my question.” You said. “Are you a Captain?”

“I command the 501st attack battalion.” Rex said, a note of pride in his voice.

“Ah, then you must know Echo and Fives.” You prompted.

Rex seemed to age ten years at just the mention of their names. “I take it those are the ARC troopers you’ve met?” He asked. “My condolences.”

You giggled. “We played cards a few times. They’re nice but definitely a handful.”

“They’re all a handful.” Rex waved over the bartender to get another drink. “Every last one of them. That’s why none of them were allowed off base tonight.”

“Oh?” You grinned. “Do tell.”

Once he got going talking about his men, he couldn’t stop. Rex regaled you with the story of how earlier that afternoon he’d discovered his men were not only hiding a loth cat in the barracks, but it had given birth. They had managed to keep it a secret for weeks until the kittens started wreaking havoc. According to his men, Fives and Hardcase had been the ringleaders.

“That’s what they all say at least.” Rex amended. “’Course, Fives’ll take credit for just about anything. But Rose and Echo were suspiciously quiet the whole time. Kix was the only one with the good sense not to show his face in the barracks when I caught them. Still, I’ve got a feeling he encouraged the others to go along with it. Di’kuts, all of them.”

He shook his head but smiled as you laughed. “Anyway. They’re cleaning up the mess and finding natborns to rehome all the kits with. And when they finish with that, they’re supposed to take over the latrine shifts and canteen shifts for any other battalions.”

“Aw, seems a steep punishment for hiding loth cats.” You laughed.

“You didn’t see the state of the barracks.” Rex said, shaking his head slowly. “Apparently a bucket of paint got upended. They should all be scrubbing paw prints out of the durasteel right about now.”

You smiled fondly at Rex. Even as he retold the story, you could tell he was trying not to smile at the antics. It was clear he cared very deeply for his men, even if he had to be the tired parent of them all.

“Sounds like they wear you out.” You teased. “You deserve a break.”

“Are you offering me one?” Rex prompted.

You tilted your head to the side. “What do you mean?”

Rex smirked, and downed the rest of his drink. He took a deep breath, as though he was steeling himself to ask you something.

“Y/N!”

You recognized the voice and turned quickly as Rose hurried up to you. He had a small streak of blue paint across his cheek, but otherwise was beaming.

“Hey, you should’ve told me you’d be here. I went all the way to your apartment and had to backtrack -.”

He noticed the Captain a beat too late and you watched as all the color comically drained from his face. “Captain! Sir!” He snapped to attention. “I ah – I can explain…”

You glanced between Rose and Rex, your own heart pounding. Rose had all but given away the two of you were seeing each other. Rex looked at Rose before looking at you. He then turned to his glass, picking it up and making a big scene of looking it over.

“Sir…?” Rose asked nervously.

“Oh, I’m just inspecting my beverage.” Rex replied smoothly. “I must’ve been drugged you see, because surely I am not seeing my Lieutenant standing here, not when he is under strict orders to stay on base tonight.”

Rose cringed. “Yeah, sir, about that -.”

“It’s my fault.” You spoke up quickly, throwing together a lie. “Rose and I met yesterday, we’d been playing Sabacc with some of his brothers and he very kindly walked me home afterwards. I promised him drinks tonight to thank him and I wouldn’t take no for an answer.” You glanced to Rose. “He was just being a gentleman.”

Rex raised an eyebrow, glancing at Rose. “Funny.” He said. “Could’ve sworn I saw you in the weight room with Fives last night.”

“We… came here afterwards sir.” Rose lied, shifting a little closer to you, almost protective. “Ask him, he’ll say the same thing.”

“I’m sure he will.” Rex stood, picking his helmet up off the counter and knocked his knuckles lightly against the bar. “It was lovely to meet you, ma’am.” He said. “Rose?”

Your soldier stood at attention once again but Rex just put a hand on his shoulder.

“We have a briefing tomorrow morning. Oh-eight-hundred. Don’t be late.”

“Thank you, sir.” Rose was barely audible over the roar of the music in the bar. He looked like his knees would give out at any moment.

You could’ve sworn you saw Rex give Rose a little wink, but it must’ve been a trick of the light. He gave you one last nod before quietly departing.

Neither you nor Rose saw him glance back at you over his shoulder one last time before stepping out of the bar.

~

You’d lost track of how long you sat on the roof with Rex. Partially because he’d gone downstairs and returned with a bottle of your favorite whiskey and two glasses, pouring drinks for you both.

“For Rose,” Rex toasted, clinking your glasses together.

You smiled and for the first time that you could remember, Rose’s name didn’t make your heart ache. “For Rose.”

You both tossed the glasses back, that familiar burn searing your throat and chest before you shook yourself out, watching as Rex poured you both a second glass, entirely unfazed.

“He was very unsubtle about sneaking off base to go see you.” Rex told you, leaning back on one hand and closing his eyes as the breeze kissed his cheeks. “I��d give him a job and it would either be done in record time or it would’ve been passed off to somebody else. He once almost missed a debriefing because he’d spent the night with you. Skidded in right as I was about to start.” He chuckled. “I didn’t mind. He was happy. Gods know we soldiers deserve whatever happiness we can find.”

You hummed, smiling as you took another drink. “He talked about you all the time.” You said, leaning slightly against Rex’s side. “Idolized you, actually. He told me about the battles you’d been in together, how well you led your men.” You smiled to yourself, finishing your second drink and making your way towards a third. “He told me about that virus. Blue Shadow Virus, right?”

Rex hummed, getting himself another drink as well. “That was an ugly mission.”

“He said you were hovering a lot.” You teased. “Because he was always so sick when he was little. You were worried about him.”

“Brothers were dropping dead, left and right. Hells, even Commander Tano passed out at one point.” Rex recalled, shuddering to himself. “I thought we were all going to die.”

“He told me he wasn’t scared because you weren’t scared.” You smiled. “I guess you did a good job of hiding it.”

“He had way too many close calls.” Rex chuckled. “That virus almost took him out. We got rescued just in time. There was another time he was scouting with me and a few others on Saleucami -.”

“I remember that. You were shot.” You recalled and Rex chuckled.

“He really did tell you everything, didn’t he?”

“He was terrified. He told me he thought you were dead, the way you flew off the back of the speeder after getting hit..” You murmured.

“What he probably didn’t tell you is that shot just barely missed him.” Rex replied. “I’d been leading but he’d circled around me to get in front. He was goofing around with Hardcase. Bolt whizzed just an inch past his head and hit me instead. He had a blaster burn on the side of his helmet to prove it.”

You shuddered at the thought. “He didn’t tell me that part.”

“Probably also didn’t tell you that he got shot pretty good on Toydaria.” Rex replied. “Not once, but twice, once in the leg and another straight through the chest. Kix thought for sure he was a goner.”

You were familiar with those wounds. A frown pulled your lips. “He didn’t tell me. I had to find them myself.” You grumbled, still bitter. “He’d come back from the mission and told me he’d gotten hurt, but it was nothing serious.” You threw back your drink again. “Bantha shit, if I brushed against him, he winced. Finally made him show me.”

“I’m sure he got an earful after that.” Rex laughed.

“Oh, he did. And he wasn’t even that bothered that he’d nearly died, no, he was more concerned about the fact that his tattoos had been damaged by the shots. He was worried he wouldn’t be able to get new ink over the scars.” You rolled your eyes. “That man…”

“He was just trying not to worry you.” Rex smiled, taking another drink.

“I always worry.” You murmured, rubbing your thumb along the rim of your glass. “Always. About all of you. I always worried that one day Rose would come home and tell me something had happened to Fives, Echo, you… or any of the others.” You chuckled humorlessly, finishing your drink. “And then… one day you showed up at my door instead.”

A heavy silence fell between you. Rex took your empty glass, filling it up once again.

“It seems so silly.” You said. “That he should survive all of that and then just get shot and killed during a routine supply drop. I thought he was unbreakable.” You shook your head. “Guess I was wrong.”

Rex wouldn’t look you in the eye, instead focusing very intently on the glass in his hands.

“It was quick.” Rex said finally, still avoiding your eyes. “He didn’t feel anything. I promise.”

“I know.” You gave him a small, sad smile, squeezing his bicep gently. “And I guess I have that at least. At least… at least I know he didn’t suffer. He wasn’t alone or – or afraid.”

You smiled wistfully, looking out over the skyline.

“There’s a dress in my closet,” You began. “It’s nothing fancy, just a white sundress with lace around the hem and sleeves.”

Rex already seemed to know where this was going. He took a very long drink and followed your gaze out towards the skyline.

“We were going to leave together.” You said quietly. “Get married. Have a family. He had this whole, crazy plan.” You chuckled. “I’d told him I wanted to think about it. It was a big decision, he’d be on the run for the rest of his life, hiding from the Republic. And I’d be part of that.”

You glanced over at Rex. “He told me he was going to tell you. He said we could trust you. Did he ever…?”

Rex shook his head. “No. He never got the chance.”

You nodded, turning back towards the sky. “I was going to say yes.” You whispered. “I was going to go with him when he came back. We were going to run away together… It was all very romantic.” You shook your head, staring down at your glass. “And it was so stupid.”

Rex was quiet for several long moments until finally he rose to his feet, offering you his hand.

“C’mon.” he murmured. “I think that’s enough drinking for one night. Let’s get you home.”

You nodded, taking his hand and letting him pull you to your feet. You swayed. You didn’t realize how much you’d had to drink until you stumbled, falling slightly against his chest.

“The Rose Lounge owner can’t hold her liquor?” Rex teased. “Ironic.”

“Shuddup.” You mumbled, giving him a little shove. “I can walk.”

“Oh no you can’t, Tipsy. C’mere.” He crouched down slightly, and you slumped against his back. He picked you up with ease, bouncing you once to hike you higher up his back. He wrapped his arms around your legs, holding them snug against his torso while your hands wrapped around his shoulders.

“Don’t puke on me.” Rex warned, carrying you piggyback style towards the stairs.

“’M gonna fall off.” You muttered.

“No you won’t. Trust me.”

Your eyes were heavy, cheek pressed against the back of Rex’s neck and you remembered a time very long ago when another man had carried you on his back to this rooftop, and said the very same thing.

“I trust you, Rose.”

Rex was still. You hadn’t noticed your slip, your eyes already slipping closed.

“Okay.” His voice echoed. “I’ve got you.”

I’ve got you.

~

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[lemonsharks]

With respect to op, and apologies for tossing cat person agenda on your dog person (affectionate) post, I also gotta come down on the cat people side of the divide

Tags by @zipadeea (all images have ID in alt):

I have almost the same headcanon: big ol fluffy black monster cat periodically shows up the summer before Lucy, and George names her Kevin, because "I don't know, he looks like a Kevin." Sometime later they figure put that Kevin wants to hire them to find her human mom's source, solve her murder, and put her spirit to rest.

Afterwards, Kevin does not leave 35 Portland Row, and later has kittens in George's wardeobe.

This is one of the kittens:

Lockwood gives the kitten to Kipps after he starts his supervisor desk job. "Got you a seeing-ghost cat. You know, being as you can't do that yourself at the moment."

Kipps names him Andrew.

Andrew is a chaos gremlin.

Andrew is the best ghost cat since Tom Rotwell started putting cats in bags for ghost detecting purposes

After joining L&co, Kipps refers to Andrew and Lockwood as Andrew and Human Andrew when he's particularly cross with Lockwood.

Lockwood does not enjoy this one bit.

(The co ends up keeping the other two kittens (names tbd), and Kevin, and the cats are the first members of the agency to get proper badges and uniforms.)

Like ... I think Lockwood particularly needs to be surprised by clingly pet affection. You expect a retriever to be all up in your business, loving on you like it's their JOB. Because that's how they do.

"I quite like cats," Lockwood says, "You don't mind them; they don't mind you, they keep the mice away. They never try to make you experience an emotion..."

You don't necessarily expect a cat to do view from my face every damn morning noon and night

Exhibit B: my cat Flynn, whomst is needier and more emotionally, affectionately expressive than any dog I have ever had (but i grew up with Chinese shar-peis, which are a notoriously aloof breed)

And i also think Lockwood needs to experience the joy Adventure of multiple baby kittens and their mama curling up ON him overnight as he realizes that the only rule he is physically incapable of breaking. Is the rule that you cannot move with the cat on you.

("Geooorge? Luuuce? Anyone???" Accept the damn nap, son.)

Plus you can more easily leave a cat on its own for a couple of days while you're stuck in a haunted house in the suburbs that is really, really trying to murder you, without needing to coordinate with your Holly on whether or not her apartment allows dogs of medium to large size.

It is absolutely non-negotiable that they get a dog for the agency and that it’s called Lockwoof. Obviously, it’s a golden retriever, like Lockwood. Obviously, it just appears one day, as far as Lockwood is concerned. Obviously, despite initial protestations, Lockwood and Lockwoof can be found sitting together in the library most nights.

[nonbinarychaoticstupid]

FIC MASTERPOST

no such thing - wip, modern-with-magic werecats au. after so long being haunted by the memory of a girl she’s sure she’s never met, adora finds herself being hit quite literally in the brain with the answers she’s needed for so long. featuring magic tattoos, werecats, and memory loss. chapters: 1/?

spop palentines day one - first meetings - oneshot, 932 words, written for the spop palentines challenge! adora accidentally befriends a small box that happens to contain an equally small cat, featuring small children and a box (cat) that wiggles when its poked.

tumblr prompts - ongoing! featuring sad glimmer, ghost/living person aus, soft catradora fluff, and horde exes angst.

one -   even if the stars fall down (glimbow angst, >300 words) two -   hello, my old heart (catradora ghost/living person au, ~3k words) three -   will you be there (to carry home?) (catradora after the war fluff, >700 words) four -   i love you (i loved you) (catradora horde exes angst, >850 words) five -   i love you, no matter what (catra coming out as asexual, ~400 words) six -   everything you thought you knew will fall apart, but you’ll be alright (catradora canon but miles edition, ~1.4k words) seven -   it’ll be alright (catra goes to therapy, ~1.2k words) eight -   starting again (for the first time) (aka frosta + flutterina (frosta says a bad word), ~750 words) nine -   take shelter, my lover (chipped catradora angst + fluff-ish ft he/they/she catra, ~1.7k words)

just leave the party with me (and never go home) - oneshot (with a planned continuation), 23k words, written for the spop big bang 2021! adora shows up on catra’s doorstep after being kicked out and now they have to fix what broke between them. 

and i refuse (to let you go again) - 4 chapters, wc tbd, au where the hologram of catra adora sees in heart part 1 is real and she came back, written for may 15

bonds, made to be broken - oneshot (which a planned continuation), ~1k words, carulia. carmen is brooding on the roof and jules comes out to join her, ft love confessions and gay people.

gravity / you are my sunshine - oneshot, ~2.2k words, written for the grishaverse mini bang 2021! zoya and alina are locked in a cupboard together, which, as you can imagine, turns out just fine, ft bi polyam alina.

the zyraverse - an ongoing series of short drabbles written for my original work, the rook chronicles.

BIG PERSONAL MASTERPOST (CONTAINS LINKS TO TUMBLR VERSIONS OF PROMPTS IF YOU WANT TO HEAD THERE)

WRITING TAG

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

DYLAN ALAN PARKS - TEMP BIO

The Kawaii Goth

“Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.” ― Anaïs Nin

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Dylan Alan Parks

Nicknames: Dyl, Kitten, Daemon, Princess

Faceclaim: Cazion Fhey

Age: 21

Gender: Genderflux Male (Agender-Male)

Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them, Demon/Demonself, Legion/Legionself, Kitten/Kittenself

Sexuality: Homosexual Homoromantic Polygamous

Height: 5′8.5″

Weight: 126lbs

Birthday: November 24th

Sign: Sagittarius

Occupation: Receptionist at Unplanned Parenthood; Prostitute/Camboy

Bento Box “Benny”

Benny is a sweet, lovely cat, but he’s not very bright. He didn’t know there was plastic on the window all winter one year, and has run into walls while having the zoomies. He’s a special needs boy, but Dylan loves him a lot. They cuddle often.

Mr. Whiskers

Mr. Whiskers is a very strange cat, and he is named for the cat from Frankenweenie. He has made the joke that his poops tell the future. Dylan adores his weird cat so much, and takes lots of photos of him. He has his own Instagram that he shares with Bento Box.

QUICK FACTS

He goes by Demon/Demonself and Legion/Legionself due to conservatives believing that people that use they/them pronouns are possessed by demons. Hence, Legion.

Just to bother people, he eats food wrong. Bites the cheese stick instead of peeling it, doesn’t break the Kit-Kats off, just bites the summer sausage meant to be cut up with cheese and put on crackers, etc.

One of his favorite foods is grilled PB&J. He loves it the most when Harker makes them because then his hands don’t get dirty and he gets extra peanut butter. He also only uses crunchy peanut butter, or honey peanut butter.

Just about every week he has a new hair color. He has an extensive hair care routine. He also can’t remember what his natural hair color was.

Sometimes he does ecstasy, and buys mostly from Kevin or Tweek. When in high school, it was spread around that he took it and came twice trying to put on his shoes. He’s proud of this.

He’s incredibly easy and likes to bare his body to others. He has a long tongue and will show it off whenever he can. He always makes people pay, however, for anything too explicit.

He has an OnlyFans, a JustForFans, and a Twitter that he posts promotions on.

He can eat whatever he wants and never gains weight. He uses this opportunity to eat garbage because he doesn’t like to cook. He’ll eat healthy things when Harker cooks for him, though.

He has a serious love for flat-faced cats. Bento Box is  mentally disabled, and Mr. Whiskers is a weird cat. He is named for the cat from Frankenweenie.

Has an addiction to buying contacts and wearing them. Also loves to be pierced and has a ton of them. He wants a tattoo someday but doesn’t know what to get.

He blows bubbles and slurps loudly from straws, will treat any vaguely phalic food like it needs to be blown, and does other obnoxious things because he can. He aims to be as annoying as possible because everyone thinks the emos are just that.

He flirts constantly with any man he comes into contact with.

He has bedded Michael several times and finds him to be fun to mess with. He enjoys teasing him.

Is Pete’s cousin, though Pete refuses to acknowledge that.

Headcanon Masterlist

TAGS LIST

I Can’t Pay My Rent But I’m Fucking Gorgeous (Dylan Parks)

I Don't Really Care Middle Fingers In The Air Like Lalalala (Dylan Aesthetic)

Take It Home Take It Home 'Cause I Can't Take Anymore (Dylan Musings)

But He Knows No Cash Flow Princess Ain't Gettin' No New Clothes (Dylan Closet)

Tell Me Something I Don’t Know You Can’t ‘Cause You Don’t (Dylan Headcanons)

This Is Not A Game We Play This Is Reality (Dylan Journal Entries)

He Isn’t Very Good He Isn’t Very Smart (Bento Box)

If Mr. Whiskers Dreams About You It Means Something Big Is Going To Happen (Mr. Whiskers)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@butyoudidntbreakme​ - Mole - Shut Your Mouth Boy The Angels Are Listening (Dylan and Mole - Butyoudidntbreakme)

@nxwkid​ -  - Douchebag/New Kid/Alex - Everybody Says Uh-Oh Let’s Go Here Comes Trouble (Dylan and Alex - NxwKid)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael - Let's Make A Fast Plan Watch It Burn To The Ground (Dylan and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Henrietta - You Been Knocking At The Door How Long You Been Waiting? (Dylan and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Mike - I Never Thought I Would Wake Up In bed Watching The World Coming Down On My Head (Dylan and Mike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Mia - Leaves You Bleeding (Dylan and Mia - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Vic - My Eyes Are Glazed In Horror (Dylan and Vic - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Annie - I Feel It Tearing From The Inside Out (Dylan and Annie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Daniella -  All The Pretty Corpses They Will Sing To You In Praise (Dylan and Daniella - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Hal - Destroy Me Just For Fun (Dylan and Hal - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Sarah - The Flames Caress Your Skin We’ll Die So Slowly (Dylan and Sarah - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Ella  - I Cross My Fingers Hope The Wicked Children Go Away  (Dylan and Ella - ThroughxThexMist) @throughxthexmist​ -  Ryan - Doing It To Death (Dylan and Ryan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Count Ravyncrowe - Will You For Pleasure Give Up Your Treasure? (Dylan and Ravyncrowe - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Vladimir - You Can’t Resist Because It’s So Easy (Dylan and Vladimir - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Stan - I’ve Seen This Room And I’ve Walked This Floor (Dylan and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Craig - You Come Out Just Like Leather (Dylan and Craig - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Kenny - I Met A Girl She Was A Frog Princess (Dylan and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

Here - Pete - A Twisted Vision Of A Horror (Dylan and Pete)

SHIPS

TBD