#big home depot skeleton

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The day the big Home Depot skeleton arrived.

[waaklkla]

Please respect Him.

[mitzis-make-believe-band]

Baby’s first bot 💜🪻

[whitecappslll]

Look what he can do!!

[lunarruled]

The reason why Kyleigh has no money now. Joann Fabric's has their Halloween decorations out and on sale already!

[driftingvoid-155]

Okay on the other side of the coin of Mike ‘hiding in the shadows’ and struggling to come to terms with what happened to him after sister location, Mike who’s fuckin over the moon excited to be a zombie. He loves Halloween and horror and he thinks he looks absolutely awesome (even if it does suck sometimes that he has to stitch himself back up but still, the stitching is cool). He came home that night after picking himself up off the sidewalk, looked in the mirror and just went ‘FUCK YEAH!’ with a big grin on his face bc to him, he had just won the lottery.

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Jeremy, upon seeing Mike, in horror, “oh my god”

Mike, looking in the mirror, excited, “OH MY GOD!!”

/j they’re both excited. Mike loves zombies and so does Jeremy lol

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Mike who specifically gets a job at the Freddy’s horror location bc ‘Jeremy. I fit right in. See? Isn’t that great?!’ And then his dad just so happens to be there and Mike’s kinda disappointed bc he was actually excited for this job but now he has to commit arson.

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Like sure people who see him walking around town completely purple question it but he’s also the man who has the 12 foot Home Depot skeleton in his yard year round so they actually don’t look too closely into it. They figure he’s just Like That.

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He gets jobs as a scare actor and just has the time of his life. His coworkers always ask how he gets his costume to look so realistic and he just throws out a thin lie that he dresses up like this everyday so he’s a pro at it by now.

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His hand just falls off one day from the decomposition. Him and Jeremy are just staring at it on the ground and,

“Think it’ll go back on?”

It does not so Mike ends up getting a prosthetic hook in place of his hand like Foxy’s and now he’s even more excited bc he’s a pirate zombie.

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Man has zero fucks left to give. If someone calls the ghostbusters or an exorcist he’ll deal with it then. Until then, he’s going to have the time of his life running around like something right out of a horror movie bc honestly, it’s what he’s always wanted to do. There was a reason him and his friends always wore those masks - he loved dressing up and scaring people and still does! Sure he still feels crushing guilt over what happened to Evan but he knows now how not to take it too far. And hey, places are paying him to do this now so he might as well make the most of it.

[indecentpause]

The Black & Blues: Musical Inpsiration

this is a little playlist I made of the kinds of music The Black & Blues would play! it's a mix of ska, punk, pop punk, and more! just imagine all of these songs played as ska covers and you'll get the gist of what their music is like. :)

this is a living playlist so music is being added all the time! this is the tracklist at the date of this posting. please accept this as my apology for forgetting to update yesterday. ;-;

bomb the music industry! - side projects are never successful // css - music is my hot, hot sex // trashbag ponchos - you never asked for this // the orion experience, orion, linka xo - the cult of dionysus // dog park dissidents - s*xual // super cassette - be gay, do drugs, hail satan // against me! - i was a teenage anarchist // they might be giants - the communists have the music // cheekface - "listen to your heart." "no." // days n daze - my darling dopamine //

the format - tune out // world / inferno friendship society - only anarchists are pretty // big d and the kids table - doped up on dollies on a one way ticket to blood // the war lovers - steal shit from walmart // pansy division - i'm gonna be a slut // dog park dissidents - rev your motor // the interrupters - title holder // atom and his package - i am downright amazed at what i can destroy with just a hammer //defiance, ohio - i'm against the government //

five iron frenzy - get your riot gear // bis - kill yr boyfriend // fire ant season - steal from walmart // mischief brew - bury me in analog // worriers - yes all cops // bad moves - cool generator // le tigre - punker plus // green day - king for a day // troy's bucket - chad likes goth girls // riley! - fight milk! // rocket surgeons - whistle //

hummusvacuum - steal from corporations // ghost mice - free pizza for life // the garages - we'll suck forever // gender chores - night in the woods // afi - i wanna get a mohawk (but mom won't let me get one) // liam lynch - happy // the interrupters feat. rancid - got each other // the vandals - if the government could read my mind // they might be giants - damn good times // sam stone - call acab //

the northern boys - f the world // skatune network feat. jer - i'm not okay (i promise) // sesamoid - adventricular // john daues - piece of trash // liam lynch- united states of whatever // death - politicians in my eyes // spoonboy - stab yer dad // night gaunts - trippin' in the basement // destructo disk - you're standing on my neck // big d and the kids table - l.a.x // night gaunts - post party depression

escape from the zoo - learnin' curve // kitsch club - 12 foot home depot skeleton // confetti - right now // good charlotte - little things // the npcs - we're all dudes // doug & the beets - bangin' on a trash can // shayfer james - good life // bug hunter - shocking plot twist // five iron frenzy - oh, canada // playboy manbaby - you can be a fascist too // dead kennedys - nazi punks fuck off // mischief brew - thanks, bastards! // good charlotte -lifestyles of the rich and famous // goldfinger - 99 red balloons // the orion experience, orion, linda xo - blood & money // the dollyrots - twist me to the left

cut into smaller chunks to make the titles easier to read :)

listen here on spotify!

read it here on ao3!

Current taglist: @abalonetea @only-book-lovers-left-alive @poore-choice-of-words @leadhelmetcosmonaut @jasperygrace

@drippingmoon @athenswrites @magic-is-something-we-create @idreamonpaper @winterandwords

@revenantlore @mr-orion

Black & Blues taglist: @lynnedwardswrites

let me know if you want to be added or removed on either list!

[william-snekspeare]

Big Skeleton out walking my tiny Dog

in good news I was able to purchase the 12ft Home Depot skeleton today

[iceeericeee]

run boy run by woodkid

i think welcome to horrorwood by ice nine kills

i cant fix you by the living tombstone

run run by jorge aguilar

12 foot home depot skeleton

and i think life is a highway??

never be alone by shadrow

i swallowed shampoo and floor grape by swampy garbage juice

boom boom boom by dan bull

forgotten by linkin park

is there anybody out there by machine head

spring and a storm by tally hall

i think lights out by mindless self indulgence but idk havent listened to that one in a bit

the big house from muppets most wanted

might think of some more later

All have been added to the playlist <3

[hattiestgal]

does Little Pocket have any weird small town traditions? Annual festivals? Oddly specific cryptids? Seems like every small town has at least one or all of those

Oh heck yeah! The one big thing that's happened recently isn't as much a tradition or cryptid or anything as much as it's just a strange occurrence, which is- you know those 12 foot skeletons you can get from home depot? Yeah, so someone's made it their mission to place one of those around town in various different places and poses during october for... no discernible reason. Whoever's been moving the thing is good too, seeing as no one's ever actually figured out who's doing it. Rumors are abound though!

Apart from that though, the town also holds spring festivals every year, which while initially made to celebrate the establishment of the town, is now mostly an excuse for people to get together and make a lot of food.

[musekicker]

random new nightmare before christmas ocs.

Boo: Originally just one of those home depot giant skeletons. He was a decoration on someone's lawn when a series of events just happened to all happen at the right time. First was the fact it was near midnight on Halloween. Second was a child had left candy at their feet ( kid was trying to be sweet. A sort of "have some candy too giant skeleton." and they left it.) The last thing was some teenagers were messing around with a completely made up spell, joking around.

Sometimes it's just about things falling into place. All that falling in place brought Boo to life.

When Boo was first brought to life the only thing he could say was boo. Jack found him that night and brought him back to Halloween town. After getting use to being well, alive, Boo learned to say more then boo. He's become a sort of almost guard/assistant to Jack and his family at this point.

Wears a shirt that's orange and has patched of bats and pumpkins. He also has a big orange, fluffy cat named Pumpkin.

There is also the Pox family. A family of plague doctor creatures. They don't speak.

Ashes Pox: The taller of the family. Their outfit and mask are based more off a cardinal bird.

Malaise Pox: The shorter one that dresses in a pastel pink. She's friends with Sally, both of them good with potions and sewing.

Remedy Pox: The child of Ashes and Malaise Pox. Around thirteen years old. Nonbinary. They wear a poofy black dress and a apron over that. A cute little hat and of course a plague doctors mask.

Like their moms they don't speak.

Their favorite thing in the world though is fire.

So far they have not set anything on fire that they aren't allowed to set on fire. But if one wants to summon Remedy, all one needs to do it set a fire. Especially bon fires. They love bonfires.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Historic 1769 Colonial style home in Keymar, MD has been renovated and redecorated in a variety of styles. Firstly, they painted the distinctive brick exterior pale gray, with an orange door. It doesn't look bad, but it's not the traditional, iconic look. It has 4bds, 4ba, 5,227 sq ft, and they're asking $3m. If you are a purist when it comes to historic homes, you probably won't like it.

Now, remember- I said that it was done in a variety of styles. The entrance hall has Oriental themed wallpaper. They stripped the newel post and railing on the stairs and left it bare wood, (I like that look, but it needs a flat protective finish, b/c it's going to get very dirty), plus a new floor has an inlaid border.

The light fixture was removed from the ceiling medallion and they did a copper-look design on it.

The sitting room is very non-traditional with it's bright green walls but the ceiling mural has a colonial scene. Above the fireplace they have colored mirror squares.

The next room has a large jungle leaf print and a wooden hippo, elephant, plus a trunk.

This room has a wall of shelving and opens to hall stairs.

The family room has a dark, rustic, nautical look with black and deep green walls. This room has wood paneling that was painted over, plus a brick trim around the top. I wonder if they darkened the brick.

I have seen faux aged walls, but this one looks like black mold. It's well done, but unusual. They left the pocket doors and beadboard, but painted them dark gray. Ironically, the sink cabinet looks very colonial.

The tub has a framed skull print above it and some stuffed animals on the ledge. The shower is modern.

The dining room is gray & black with a French cabinet. The table is a pine colonial.

The large kitchen has a rustic ceiling and 3 different cabinet colors- blue, gray, and colonial red. The ceiling looks like flooring to me. The glassware cabinet looks French.

The open concept space has a dining room with a big stone fireplace and stripped doors on the patio. The gold glassware shelf is a French pastry stand.

The primary bedroom has a traditional look. Nice big fireplace in here. The wood paneling was painted white and there's a mural on the coffered ceiling.

This smaller bedroom has nice wallpaper. It even has a colonial rocking horse in the fireplace.

This is a lovely bath. I like the cabinet and closets.

There's a 2 car garage with a space between that they've turned into a home gym/man cave. There's also a sleeping area.

They painted this beautiful barn-turned-home a dark gray, including this wonderful brick wall on the side.

It's lovely inside with slate flooring.

There's also storage for the big Home Depot skeleton.

This garage has a sitting room downstairs and more of a hangout space upstairs.

The main house has a patio.

Lots of space. There's even another small stone building.

There's also a pond on the 25.02 acres of property.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11210-Cash-Smith-Rd-Keymar-MD-21757/67480669_zpid/?

[lv-bites]

Also. If you wanted an idea of how big Tough is...

This lovely picture was drawn by @cutpursecavalier! Carey is 3'0". At "standing" height, Tough Love is 6'0". He can make himself seem taller than that by "standing" further along his tail, getting maximum of 9 ft when "standing".

From head to tail tip, he's 12 ft. He's also just a big guy in general. You can thank the toxic ooze that Dr Eggman dumped into the Mining Colonies over 30 years ago for that.

Now you might be wondering. If TOUGH was that big... How BIG WAS RADIANCE?

WELL!

(Also drawn by Ceej!)

HE WAS FUCK OFF HUGE!!!!!! Especially at his prime. When he started to wither, closer to his demise, he was still huge but in a Giant Home Depot Halloween Skeleton kind of way.

Tough Love is used to being the biggest motherfucker around, generally. No one since Radiance has been bigger than him, of the people he's met in Mobius... WHICH IS GREAT! But also. :( no all encompassing hugs.

[thenightling]

Code Orange

If you are new to Halloween (seasonal) collecting as a hobby you may have recently heard or seen the term "Code Orange" In regard to Home Depot getting a limited supply of their popular twelve foot tall skeleton, Frankenstein Monster, and other new, large Halloween decorations, being put on sale to celebrate the half-way mark to Halloween. Code orange is a term for Halloween collectors to alert other Halloween collectors that a well-known store is putting out Halloween merchandise for sale in the off-season or early part of "Spooky Season" / Halloween season. This is usually for big stores like Walmart and not tiny local shops. It's a way saying "Heads up, Boils and Ghouls, this store that might be in your own neighborhood has Halloween merch."

[handmemyglockenspiel-imgoingin]

Just let the big bone man free

We all know the home depot skeleton. We all want the home depot skeleton. We all crave the home depot skeleton carnally.

[mayhem-moth]

Big things are coming 👀

No, im serious. Those 30-foot home depot skeletons from a while back became sentient and are rapidly approaching your current location