#big bird man

[glitchh1337]

hiiii smittennnn, glad that you finally decided to join the partyyyyyy

birdieeeee

[mahiiimahiiii]

First night and last night- Garrus Vakarian x fem shep

here's a snippet from my recent fic!

“Commander.” Miranda appeared in the doorway “I’d just like to debrief on the mission. Chakwas said that Garrus should heal relatively ok- if that’s…” she paused “I know he’s your original crew so, Id certainly understand if you were nervous” Jason followed behind her stationing themselves at the opposite bench.

“at least the mission went well. We knocked out a lot of boss’s etcetera.” She sighed “thanks for the update’s you guys. I appreciate you being here for me.”

Miranda tentatively approached her and squeezed her arm. “It will be fine- “

“I think this would be the worst way to end a friendship, so I just feel… like I could’ve done more. After Kaiden I promised myself, I would never lose another man.”

“And you won’t” she insisted. “he’s going to make it. I promise you.”  Her gaze was more affirmative, in almost a threatening way. “I’ll see to it myself.”

“I trust you.” The commander softly uttered

The door flung open revealing the weathered turian, “anything I missed?” he kept his tone light. Miranda looked back at jane a slight knowing glow at the tinge of excitement in shepherds’ eyes.

The officer let go of the other’s hands and motioned them out. “you’re both dismissed.” She cleared her throat awkwardly, they nodded and left leaving the soldier and their angel alone.

They clasped hands, touching and pressing their palms to the others’ faces, determining if this was just a fabrication through feeling.

“I thought I lost you” Shepard croaked; her eye began to rapidly blink batting away anyway of showing any other emotion other than stoicism.

The larger laughed contentedly “I could say the same” both of their voices were barely above a whisper “you’re real- you’re whole- you’re warm. I can feel you- I’ve waited for you- for a while.” His mandibles clicked on emphasis. A contented warm purr emanating from his chest, he pressed the bridge of his nose to her neck, smelling the thick scent of emotion on her.

“I have a bed now Garrus- “the officer commented, though offhandedly “how did you find yourself on omega?”

“Well,” he sighed, “that’s a long story. I originally had gone to track down another turian who took out my whole team. I had thought- foolishly at that, I could track them as most roads leads to omega.”

Jane nodded slowly somewhat understanding “and you just…stayed.”

“I was kind of lost… without you. I didn’t not to go back to bureaucracy either. I would feel stifled.” He chittered softly. “Let’s see that bed you have, I think it would be, rather impolite to have…relations, in the comm room.”

find it here:

[jokesonyouimfruity]

Here’s my other dnd character, his name is Hydrangea ^^

[huhhuhwhuh]

I DREW THEM

REJOICE

[krashlite]

"WOAH-!"

mock thumbnail / thumbnail redraw for Gem's newest HC episode!

[phantasmatoucan]

KEEP GOING.

BONUS

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DYKTC POPULAR CHAMPION 2023

2023 is over, so it's time to find out which one of our top 12 most popular characters is the people's champion. The list was put together by taking the first six characters from the "by percentage" section and the first six from the "by number of votes" section, skipping duplicates. This time, vote for whoever you want to win, regardless of whether you know them or not! Make sure you read all options carefully before voting because you can only do so once. Have fun and may the best popular character win!

[formulanni]

Nico Hulkenberg as the Knight of Pentacles:

A man of utmost diligence - he knows what he wants and is relentless in his pursuit of it. He is a hard worker, completing his mission with complete and terrible efficiency. Although his path is long and hard, filled with tasks that might be repetitive and tiring, giving up is not an option.

The Knight of Pentacles, like the Knights of the other suits, represents work, effort, and the responsibility that follows upon the dreams and ideals of the Page. This Knight is the most hard-working, methodical and detailed-oriented character of the Tarot deck. He may not be the most inspiring or creative Knight, but he’ll do the work to get the results he seeks, even if that work is highly repetitive or routine.

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[kantpattanawat]

You have your food but you still made me catch fish and make a fire. Now you have me tied up and starving, too? First Kanaphan as Kant (The Heart Killers, 2024-25)

[b4kuch1n]

siren

[pennyserenade]

i’m actually so serious about ewan mcgregor’s filmography. no one else is serious enough abt it. there’s so many incredible movies and about 90 of them are underrated or cult classics. star wars is great but it’s almost one of the least interesting things he’s done. there’s trainspotting! there’s moulin rouge! shallow grave! down with love! i love you phillip morris! big fish! perfect sense (devastating movie)! birds of prey!!! not to mention his season of fargo!!! where he plays not one but TWO characters and blows it so far out of the water i was genuinely sobbing by the end of it. like on my knees. good stuff

[boxofoxberry]

SPOOKYCUT!! 🧟☠️👻

[sfde8871]

~🖕🏼~

[eye-of-enigmatic-thought]

I'm not too late to this bandwagon am I? If I am, have three examples with different comfort characters i thought would be most funny to pair together xD

[galladegamer]

[jarvislover]

is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms

Art creds:

wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)

vv3spa (on Twitter)

karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)