#big ass slices

[castwavestudios]

Our live show with Two Fat Guys Eat at FAN EXPO Philadelphia! Watch and share with your friends, REMEMBER: Friends don't let friends get mediocre cheesesteaks!

[c9kefestation]

slowly opens my fist to reveal this

cooked this up last night, is it a boom or a doom?

theres no way he can close his eyes thou-

damn you

[corvidscreams]

I’m right

[entryn17]

eating grapefruit always gets so violent jesus christ

[luck-of-the-drawings]

DOODLEPAGE COMMISSION CREATED FOR THE WONDERFUL @reallybelt do YOU want me to draw you a doodlepage of your blorbo? im still doing commissions!! more information here. cmon down!! get em before the 15th when they put me down witha really big hammer

[toriliashine]

my tav isn't very intimidating but she'll try her darndest

[gracieheartspedro]

i’m 24!!!

[minniiaa]

the older i get the more i realize i am just mihawk.

alcoholic (specifically red wine), lives alone, hates everyone, snarky as hell, no filter, constantly runs into ex-boyfriends at every turn, enjoys sitting around and watching chaos ensue, has a pet who is pissed off and wants to kill him most of the time (my dog/zoro)

[restinslices]

Marvel pushing this hard for Captain Carter instead of our new Captain America is never gonna sit right with me. Idc, idc, once The Falcon and The Winter Soldier ended I feel like Sam just vanished. She gets way more screen time and recognition than Sam has been getting. Didn’t they also make her their Twitter pfp? Then she was in DSMOM and I’m just wondering why Sam isn’t talked about nearly as much as she is. Why are we not leaving this woman dead? We’re focusing on a dead woman rather than the new Captain America who is getting shit on just because he’s black? And yeah, she’s a variant but my point still stands. Why is Marvel not giving Sam the same push? Wrap it the fuck up Marvel

[mistyycowoa]

Cake we had in the afternoon.. my hand for size reference..

[mx-werebat]

I can't cut pizza for shit

[lieximhuman]

should i eat chocotonne rn? I think i should >:)))

yummy calories come to my mouth ehehehehehehehe

[queenofbaws]

Can I get Hawke and Varric and Halloween costumes (modern au I guess??? Idk I think Hawke would be really into halloween)

By the time the natural ebb and flow of the party had pushed them into a corner secluded enough that they could hear one another over the din of bad music, excited voices, and - inexplicably - what sounded to be a Party City CD of spooky sound effects played on loop, Varric was juuust sober enough to know there were better ways to say what he needed to say...and juuust tipsy enough not to care.

"I can't wait to get you home and out of that costume," he said, giving Hawke (and Isabela) enough time to feign scandalized gasps before smirking himself and continuing, "I mean that literally: You look like...well, I think we all know what you look like."

"No Varric, please," Hawke grinned, setting her elbows down onto a nearby table for the sole purpose of striking the most upsettingly provocative pose she could manage, "tell me what I look like - don't spare any lurid details!"

"She's going to kill you when she gets here, I hope you know that," he sighed, shaking his head to play up the part as the deeply disapproving partner when really he was already gearing himself up to remember the moment as best he could (if only for the sake of his next project, of course).

"I can't fathom what you might be talking about," Isabela drawled around the straw of her drink, "I mean, it's hardly as though Hawke's the first person to squeeze themselves into a sexy cop getup and make a fool of themselves...and really, I'm surprised at you, Varric, considering who she is as a person, the irony alone is - "

"Yeah, it's, uh, not the uniform, or the handcuffs, or even the very ill-thought-out taser that I'm worried about being a problem - " he managed to get out before - lo and behold - they spotted Aveline and Donnic walk in, " - the wig and painted-on freckles, however, are, uh, giving me pause, let's say."

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[hauntingblue]

Zoro was about to tell luffy off for making a scene but luffy just says some guys spilled red bean soup and he starts to make a worse one. Amazing

[nbadenverweeders]

all the smug & condescending europeans who said “they’re just mad because they don’t have eurovision” and “whatever americans just like getting upset” last year (and all previous years) when people asked them to boycott eurovision because of isr*el’s inclusion must feel reeeeeal stupid this year

[encrucijada]

might bring back small commissions again. my freelance job is fine but sometimes i just want to get paid $5 to write an unhinged flash fic