#bi scorpius

[bihinnyshipper]

“Mum, dad? Can I talk for a second?” Albus Potter stood in the doorway of his parent’s bedroom. Ginny looked up from her book and smiled at her son. 

“Of course, Al.” She patted the bed in front of her. “What’s up?” 

Albus took a deep breath, sitting precariously on the edge of his parent’s oversized bed. His father had joined his mother sitting up, and now both sets of eyes were watching their son’s every move. “I don’t really know how to say it.” 

“Take your time.” Ginny shifted, glancing at her husband. 

A minute of silence and the teen spoke again. “You know Scorpius?” 

“Malfoy,” it wasn’t a question, but Albus nodded in response to his father’s statement. 

“Malfoy.” He confirmed. “He and I… Well, we aren’t just friends.” Harry and Ginny shared a glance. Albus couldn’t tell if it was amusement, surprise, confusion, or disgust. Maybe a mixture. 

“We know.” Harry spoke up. Ginny nudged him. 

“How?” Albus didn’t really know what he was expecting from his parents. He thought maybe they would have gotten mad, maybe screamed at him. His father may have been even more ashamed of having him as a son. Maybe they would have told him he didn’t know what he was feeling. Either way, the one thing the teen hadn’t expected was that they knew. 

“We may be old, but we’re not blind, Al.” His mother laughed. “We’ve seen the way you two look at each other. Your dad and I were young once, believe it or not. We know the signs.” Albus tried not to think about his mum thinking about his dad the way Albus thought about Scorpius.

“How close have you two gotten?” Harry entered back into the conversation.  

Albus turned Weasley red. “Why are you asking about my sex life, dad?” Harry was speechless.  

Ginny burst out laughing, while Harry turned almost as red as his son. “I don’t think he meant to. Your father was asking whether you just have a crush on him or if you’re dating.” 

“We’re dating.” Albus’ confidence returned to him. “Have been for about eight months.” Ginny and Harry exchanged another smirk, seeing the look on their son’s face as he talked about his boyfriend. 

“Why didn’t you tell us sooner?” 

“I didn’t know how you would react. Dating Scorpius is taboo.”  His parents looked confused, so he continued. “For one, Scorpius is a guy. I didn’t know how you would react to that. Also, he’s a Malfoy.” 

“Oh, honey. Scorpius being a Malfoy doesn’t matter. Your father is perfectly civil with Draco. As long as Scorpius makes you happy, we’re happy.” Ginny kicked her husband lightly under the blanket, prompting him to agree with her. 

Harry gritted his teeth. “Of course, that’s all that matters.” He got more comfortable. “As for him being a bloke, I really don’t have any room to tell you off in that category.” Harry rubbed the back of his neck, exchanging another look with his wife. He had been wanting to tell his children for some time, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity. 

Albus’ eyes grew wide as realization dawned on him. “You don’t mean… you’re gay?” 

“Bi.” Harry corrected him. “I’m married to, and very much in love with, a witch, if you haven’t noticed. But no, I’m not straight.” 

Seemingly having forgotten all about his situation, Albus pried his father for information. “Have you ever dated a bloke?” Harry shook his head. “So then, how do you know?” 

“How did you know, before Scorpius?” Figuring he was too far gone to keep anything from his son, Harry responded honestly. “I’ve kissed guys and had crushes.” 

“Who have you kissed?” Albus looked like he was in the middle of watching the best movie he’d ever seen. 

“That’s on a need to know basis, actually.” 

“Come on, dad. I won’t judge.” He pleaded, his voice coming dangerously close to whining. “At least tell me if it’s someone I know. Do you know, mum?” He directed his efforts to Ginny. 

“Of course I do.” 

“Please tell me!” 

“Can’t do that.” Ginny smirked. 

“Why not!” The fourteen-year-old Potter fell dramatically onto his parent’s bed. 

Albus’ show and his parent’s laughter attracted the attention of his siblings. 

“What’s going on?” James came around the corner, toweling his messy hair after a shower. Lily wasn’t far behind. 

Albus smirked. Even after all these years, Harry was putty in Lily’s hands. Albus knew he, or more likely Lily, could worm the answers he wanted out of his father now. “Dad likes blokes.” 

“Ah, finally fessed up, did you, dad?” 

“It wasn’t some well-protected secret,” Harry began before his youngest son cut him off. 

“Wait - you knew? Why didn’t you tell me?” 

“I figured it out on my own about two years ago. Despite being the resident straight of the family, I pride myself on my ability to detect when other people aren’t. Dad’s been unknowingly out to me since fourth year.” James smirked at his father’s raised eyebrow. “Though I will hand it to you, Al, dad was a lot harder to catch onto than mum. I had her labeled by the time I turned thirteen.” 

Ginny cleared her throat, sharing yet another look with her husband. “‘Labeled’ as what, exactly?” She opened her arms and Lily snuggled up next to her. 

“If you weren’t sickeningly in love with dad, I’d say you’d be married to a girl for sure.”

“You’re right,” Ginny answered. “I’m not straight, and if you must know, I do have a preference for women, but that doesn’t mean it’s your place to say that. And I wouldn’t trade my life and your dad for anything.” 

James just shrugged. 

“The point, Al” Harry cleared his throat, “Is that your mum and I love you and will love whoever you love, even if they are a Malfoy.” 

Albus rolled his eyes. “Okay, dad. But don’t think you’re getting away without telling me who you’ve kissed.” 

“Dad’s only kissed mum, Alby!” Lily chimed in from between her parents. 

Laughter erupted from the rest of the family as Harry kissed the top of his daughter’s head and then leaned over to kiss his wife, much to the protest of his sons.

[julians-meh-house]

Me using garbage software on my mobile device to painstakingly create a transparent of Scorpius just to do this ⬆️

[acrusttv]

omg hey tumblr got new art for ya…… background was by nicolas ruffault that i found on google :3

[rewritingcanon]

Ask and you shall receive! Ng hcs! (Note: some of these I've heard before and stuck to while some are original, also idk hoe to format this lol)

Albus had a fnaf phase when he was 10 that stuck with him for years.

Teddy is really good at drums and bass guitar

Albus is really good at math but not so good in English class.

James has anxiety and adhd

Teddy is pansexual and victoire is bi

Lilly is the only one of the potter siblings with glasses

Albus paints his nails black and wears eyeliner

James Secretly loves reading both old and new literature books but he doesn't let people know because it isn't expected of him

Victoire is a healer and is a very dedicated worker

Lilly made reserve seeker in her first year, harry cried over it

Albus has bipolar disorder

Teddy makes sure to have tea with his grandmother on the weekends with her freinds

James is really family oriented and gets homesick really easily, he also kisses both of siblings foreheads sometimes to their displeasure

Victoire surfs because she crew up in shell cottage right by the water

Dominique is a trans woman

Scorpius has brown eyes like his mom and multiple bueaty marks on his face

Teddy had a small gap between his teeth but changed his teeth with his metamorphmagus abilities cause he was terrified of getting braces

James is really good at singing but doesn't do it often

To the suprise of the hogwarts staff Lilly is the most like grandpa James not her older brother

Alice is plus size

Craig was the first person to stand up for albus when he was getting bullied. James thanked him for it and now they talk to each other whenever they see eachother

Scorpius has natural eye bags and because he's skinny and kinda pale people think he looks like a corpse which is ironic considering how full of life he is

I don't know how to end this so I'll stop here but I might make a part 2 or do hcs for each individual character idk.

omg i agree with SO much of these but i’m especially passionate about lily being the only potter sibling with glasses and scorpius having tonnes of beauty marks. i feel like i havent seen anyone else who also thinks scorpius is us riddled with beauty marks??? not just on his face but also neck, shoulders, chest etc. i thought it was only me lol.

and i really like the idea of james secretly being good at singing. i feel like he tries to “jokingly” belt songs that are hard to sing to sing terribly and annoy other people and this is how everyone finds out he’s actually really good at it 😭

and the idea of teddy using his abilities to get straight teeth would be so hilarious because ik for a fact he def don’t know shit about dental and will probs continue to fuck his teeth up even more. andromeda takes him to the dentist and it’s literally that dentists worst nightmare. like tf happened here??

also yes the idea that james sirius potter is the next marauders menace and fred weasley ii is the next weasley twin is outdated and boring. get the daughters in here rn.

[latveriansnailmail]

Alright fools, every last one of you knows at least one sci-fi enthusiast who swears by Farscape though you and every other person on the planet don't know what a Farscape is. It's currently streaming 24/7 on YouTube so now you can see what the fuss is about. Need more info than that? Okay.

Why watch Farscape right now?

1: Nonhumanoid aliens. This show was coproduced by Brian Henson and the practicals are done by the Henson Creature Shop. That means that a decent percentage of the beings are nonhumanoid, including two of the core characters.

2: Morally gray characters and situations. The cynics in the audience will like that the central characters are escaped prisoners of various stripes and they are constantly being chased through the Uncharted Territories, peopled by the desperate. Commonly, the group will try to aid one party only to learn that they were the aggressor, but then discover that party two still had ulterior motives. It's hard to net a clean win. However...

3: Flawed characters struggling to do the right thing. Mostly inspired by the central character, a human astronaut, the group of ex-prisoners do all they can to find the most ethical solution, even in the face of death and defeat. That should appeal to the idealists in the audience

4: High concept science fiction. In every episode you will find strange and nonderivative ideas.

5: Will they or won't they? BOTH. (spoilers) Late in the series our human astronaut is copied (not cloned or duplicated or split in two but truly twinned) and the crew splits up between two ships. On ship B the long flirtation becomes a proper romance but that human dies. When his lover is reunited with the crew of ship A, she is in deep mourning and wants nothing to do with his surviving copy.

6: Convincing conlang including lots of swears.

7: Public urination. Often.

8: Bisexual characters. It was 1999 on cable TV but there was at least as much casual queer-baiting as a standard episode of Xena. Call it a minor step forward. It makes my bi self feel comfortable.

9: Scorpius. Trust me, he's the best villain of the era.

[ellie-r2]

Headcanons for Polly Chapman, Yann Fredericks, Karl Jenkins, Sophia Barclay and Craig Bowker Jr.?

okay so

Polly hcs:

bi and poly

She's in a relationship with Yann but is also crushing on Rose and Yann knows this and supports her (shoutout to @yannfredericks for this because I didn't know Polly and Yann were together but I love them)

Eventually she tells Rose in 5th year and she's in a relationship with both Rose and Yann

After being with Rose her and the gang try making amends and apologising to Albus and Scorpius (Scorpius takes a while to forgive them but eventually does while Albus doesn't forgive them but still accepts her and Rose)

She's not on the quidditch team but she goes to every game for Rose and Yann

She doesn't like the long skirts of the uniform so she cut it short before the start of every school year (totally not because her actress does quick changes)

Favourite class is charms and less favourite is potions and herbology

She plans on going into journalism for her career after hogwarts and try to work for the daily prophet

Yann hcs:

Bi

In a relationship with Polly and only friends with Rose

Is on the quidditch team and plays chaser as well

His favourite classes are Quidditch and DADA and his least favourite is transfiguration (it's too complicated for him)

His grandparents were attacked by Voldemort's followers which is why it was so easy for him to hate Scorpius even though it's not his fault and he only hated Albus for associating with Scorpius

Plans on doing professional quidditch

Karl hcs:

mlm

He also really admired Harry as a child and his admiration was similar to Scorpius' in a way where he wanted to have adventures like harry potter but hoped it would be with his son. So when Albus got sorted into Slytherin he resented him and joined the bullying but felt slightly bad because he knows Albus doesn't deserve it.

After that he joins Polly and Yann's group with Rose and asks Rose for stories about her parents and she happily gives them.

He joined care for magical creatures and is planning on being a Magizoologist (it's also his favourite class)

I genuinely do not know who Sophia is I am so so sorry

Craig hcs (i love him so much rip king):

Definitely suspects something is going on between Albus and Scorpius and when Draco said they were in the girls bathroom he definitely thought "yeah that checks out" but didn't tell anyone so the boys wouldn't be bullied even more

He's a year older than the boys but also skipped 2 years because he was really committed to finishing school early (rip sorry craig) which is why we see him as Head Boy also explains him being in slytherin for his ambition

Dark world Craig was definitely crushing on good!Scorpius

Dark world Craig did not skip ahead and was in 5th year

His favourite class was potions and he planned on being a healer or sell healing potions because his father was also sick so he understood what Scorpius was going through with his mother

The beanie was a gift from his dad which is why he never takes it off also he just likes how it feels

He did NOT participate in the bullying but also didn't stop it he did however try to lessen any rumours about Scorpius' parentage

He was friends with James Sirius and when James invited him over he didn't go which is why Harry didn't know much about him

[t1oui]

next gen potter family headcanons (aka harry, ginny, james, albus, and lily)

james is two years older than albus and three years older than lily, meaning albus and lily are only a year apart

(when james started hogwarts at 11, albus was 9 and lily was 8)

albus is in slytherin and the rest of his family (harry, ginny, lily, james) are/were in gryffindor

all five of them play quidditch. albus, lily, and harry play seeker while james and ginny play chaser.

james is the only one of his siblings (and his parents) who becomes a prefect, despite arguably being the most irresponsible.

harry and ginny divorce when their kids are 15, 13, and 12, but they remain best friends. ginny keeps their bigger house and harry gets a big apartment in muggle london with a few spare rooms.

james is the tallest out of all of them, and they're 5'10".

(harry's 5'8", ginny and lily are 5'7", and albus is 5'5". they are not a tall family.)

james is in the same year as roxanne and fred ii

albus is in the same year as scorpius, but all of his cousins are either older or younger than him.

lily is in the same year as lucy, rose, and louis (and also lorcan and lysander)

harry, ginny, and james are all bi, albus is gay, and lily is pan & demisexual. james is also a demiboy and both he and albus use he/they pronouns.

albus looks the most like harry, lily looks the most like ginny, and james is the most balanced.

albus is the only kid with green eyes.

they all become closer after harry and ginny's divorce. (this includes harry and albus.)

harry and james were both almost sorted into another house (harry into slytherin and james into ravenclaw) while albus, lily, and ginny were all sorted quickly.

albus and james both come out to ginny way before they come out to harry (as in years before, at least for albus), and lily comes out to all of them first (she just does it at dinner when she's like 11 or 12)

harry and ginny are both queer, but while the kids have known about ginny their whole lives, harry doesn't come out to them until james is out of school. (james is 18, albus is 16, and lily is 15.)

(he wasn't planning on telling them but he found out that albus and james were both scared to come out to him, and he wanted them to be more comfortable)

(ginny has known about harry since before they got together.)

james is two years older than albus and three years older than lily, meaning albus and lily are only a year apart

(when james started hogwarts at 11, albus was 9 and lily was 8)

albus is in slytherin and the rest of his family (harry, ginny, lily, james) are/were in gryffindor

all five of them play quidditch. albus, lily, and harry play seeker while james and ginny play chaser.

james is the only one of his siblings (and his parents) who becomes a prefect, despite arguably being the most irresponsible.

harry and ginny divorce when their kids are 15, 13, and 12, but they remain best friends. ginny keeps their bigger house and harry gets a big apartment in muggle london with a few spare rooms.

james is the tallest out of all of them, and they're 5'10".

(harry's 5'8", ginny and lily are 5'7", and albus is 5'5". they are not a tall family.)

james is in the same year as roxanne and fred ii

albus is in the same year as scorpius, but all of his cousins are either older or younger than him.

lily is in the same year as lucy, rose, and louis (and also lorcan and lysander)

harry, ginny, and james are all bi, albus is gay, and lily is pan & demisexual. james is also a demiboy and both he and albus use he/they pronouns.

albus looks the most like harry, lily looks the most like ginny, and james is the most balanced.

albus is the only kid with green eyes.

they all become closer after harry and ginny's divorce. (this includes harry and albus.)

harry and james were both almost sorted into another house (harry into slytherin and james into ravenclaw) while albus, lily, and ginny were all sorted quickly.

albus and james both come out to ginny way before they come out to harry (as in years before, at least for albus), and lily comes out to all of them first (she just does it at dinner when she's like 11 or 12)

harry and ginny are both queer, but while the kids have known about ginny their whole lives, harry doesn't come out to them until james is out of school. (james is 18, albus is 16, and lily is 15.)

(he wasn't planning on telling them but he found out that albus and james were both scared to come out to him, and he wanted them to be more comfortable)

(ginny has known about harry since before they got together.)

they're sort of a mess, all in all, but somehow, they make it work.

[aliciasyaps]

My wotter family headcanons

The Potter-Weasley Next Generation is so interesting to me because i feel like there's no way these children are normal. Their parents are traumatized from the war and the media is probably hounding them daily. Here are my headcanons (for some characters):

Victoire Gabrielle Weasley

oldest sister syndrome to the extreme

victoire grew up taking care of her siblings and to lesser extend her cousins

her and teddy started having an on-and-off thing when she was 15, and officially started dating when she was 17

they broke up for the first time when she was 19, after that she moved to new york

i headcanon her to be a writer

her and teddy reconcile when she's 22 and start dating again

they get married when she's 27

also, teddy is a musician ( like wizarding world harry styles) and after they broke up she listened to TTDP all the time

unlabeled queen

has super mega long hair

Rosaline Amelia Weasley

certified drama queen

she doesn't have a good relationship with her parents at all

i hc that ron and hermione get divorced around the time she's 14 and that kinda just breaks her

after the divorce rose has a 'party girl era' that the media LOVED

after a while she calms down but between making headlines for being drunk and high at parties while her mother is trying to deal with the PR disaster of a divorce and just being a general little shit her relationship with her parents is ruin

i do think her and ron become closer after she has her first child

her and scorpius get married really young, like 18

albus and her a best best friends

bisexual

her bi awakening was james's 1st wife

Jameson Sirius Black

quidditch is his first love

got married young, 17 ( he and rose were the only ones that got married before 25)

he and his 1st wife, Jules, had their first child the summer they finished school

they divorce when james is 21, and they had another daughter in that time

got signed in the puddlemore united when he was 17

James has a surprisingly great relationship with his parents

really close with lily

everyone and their mother had a crush on him and he hated it

after his divorce, there would be a headline every week saying he's dating a different girl

a coffe addict

[actuallymoon]

Anybody wants to beta for a new, long fic I’m writing? I would love somebody who could give me feedback for the plot and help with SPaG corrections.

It’s a multi ship story with brief dreo (Draco x Theo), drastoria, Charlie x Draco (dragon tamer?), and endgame drarry. Contains:

Pregnancy

Smut

Intersex, GNC and pansexual Draco

Bi Harry

Aromantic Charlie

A few OCs

Draco-centric

Drarry getting together when they’re older (so Hinny does happen).

And a cute, little deaf scorpius!

I’m still outlining the fic and trying to complete another wip so I’ll be writing for the next few months. Slow updates because I’m a student 😔 Please contact me here or on discord (username: moon0rbit) if you’re okay with all that!

[stars4krios]

Pride hcs bc man fuck that homophobe

Shaw pack

David - unlabled, he/him (doesn't want an identity crisis)

Angle - Gay, femme non binary, they/he

Asher - raging pansexual , demi-boy, he/they

Babe - straight, trans fem, she/her

Milo - bisexual, he/him

Sweetheart - bisexual, bigender, he/she

Sam - raging bisexual, he/him

Tank - Gay, trans masc, he/him

Vamps:

Vincent - pansexual, he/she

Lovely - Queer, non-binary, they/she

William - Achillean, he/him

Porter - bisexual, masc pref, he/him

Treasure - unlabled, they/them (doesn't know)

Alexis - bisexual, femme pref, she/her

DAMN crew:

Gavin - pansexual, gender fluid, any

Freelancer - gay, boyflux, he/they/it

Damien - Achillean, he/him

Huxley - pansexual, any

Lasko - bisexual disaster, trans masc, he/him

Co-worker - bi curious, femme, they/them

Caelum - be so fucken for real

Xavier - gay, he/him

D(a)emons:

Avior - gay, he/him

Starlight - pansexual, bigender, she/he/they

Vega - unlabled, he/him (doesn't care)

Warden - demisexual, Omnisexual, non-binary, they/them

Cam - biromantic, asexual, he/him

Scorpius - QUEER, gender non-conforming, he/she/they

Project meridian:

Asset - asexual, aromatic, agender, they/it

James - gay, he/him

James's boo thang - Queer, they/them

Anton - straight, he/him

Anton's bae - bisexual, she/they

Marcus - gay, he/him

The Balance:

Brachium - unlabled, agender, they/he (doesn't care)

Elliott - loser bisexual, trans masc, he/him

Sunshine - Omnisexual, masc pref, non-binary, they/them

Blake - loser gay, he/him

Bestie(?) - bisexual, he/him

[wolfpants]

enterrement de vie de garçon | ron/viktor + drarry + deamus

Rated E | 2.6k | Kinkuary day 28: Wildcard My self-prompt: Orgy Tags: EWE, bachelor party, established Drarry, established Deamus, past Ron/Viktor, bi Ron, everyone has fucked everyone, Ron calls it the gay circle of life, Ron POV, Quidditch player Draco Malfoy, banker Ron Weasley, group sex/orgy, summer holiday, the gang are approaching 30, banter, friendship, oral sex, rimming, anal sex, flirting Thank you so much to @getawayfox for the beta!

Ron and Viktor have had sex. Once.

All their friends know.

Five years ago, it was. When Draco had been drafted for the British team to play the World Cup in Sweden. 

Everyone had gone to see him play, had attended the parties and socials and wild nights with the world’s greatest Quidditch players.

Ron had been newly out at the time, and it’d been Hermione, of all people, to encourage him to talk to Viktor. “I knew you liked him when we were in school. I knew it. No one hates someone that much,” she’d said triumphantly when she finally got it out of him.

“I was jealous!” he’d said unconvincingly as she steered him across the large hotel bar, the entire building taken over by Quidditch players. 

“Of who?” she’d asked him slyly, plonking him in front of Viktor and his friends.

read enterrement de vie de garçon on ao3

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wolfpants @kinkuary '23 masterlist day 1: accidental arousal (ron/scorpius) | day 2: gloryhole (harry/scorpius) | day 3: medical play (dron) | day 4: genderbend (sirius/draco) | day 5: cnc (deamus/harry+drarry) | day 6: begging (drarry) | day 7: somnophilia (charry) | day 8: intercrural (sirius/harry) | day 9: hair pulling (scorbus) | day 10: fisting (ronarry) | day 11: roleplay (drarry) | day 12: first time (teddy/scorpius) | day 13: dacryphilia (dralbus) | day 14: fabric play (charlie/draco) | day 15: possessiveness (dron) | day 16: size kink (sirius/drarry) | day 17: wax play (bill/draco) | day 18: exhibitionism (drarry) | day 19: hate sex (draco/james) | day 20: overstimulation (drarry) | day 21: chastity (james/albus) | day 22: piercings (harry/teddy) | day 23: praise kink (drarry) | day 24: feet (drarry) | day 25: comeplay (ron/albus/scorpius) | day 26: humiliation (blaise/draco) | day 27: cockwarming (drarry) | day 28: wildcard (orgy) (ron/viktor, drarry, deamus)

[thebisexualteen]

So I asked @owhouselover if I should bring back Scorpius's species and they said yes :p

Anyways now u can find these little babies on Earth or the BI

Yay they are no longer extinct

Anyways I also asked them if I should make Crescent 2 more babies and they said yes and then we made backstories for the babies

anyways witch baby and fluffy animal baby(I don't have their names yet so)

@insanelyadd

[ao3feed-scorbus]

Every rose has its thorns

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/UbHc3wX by flashingflameofnoon Rose X polly fan fic. (They start the relationship 5th year bc yk, their kids for a long part of this) Rose's life is upturned when Albus is sorted into Slytherin, And now she has to make a new plan. Polly has been considering adding a new friend to her roster, and Rose seems like a good ally. Together they become best friends and face the ladder of popularity at Hogwarts. Words: 789, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Rose Weasley, Polly Chapman, Albus Severus Potter, Sorting Hat (Harry Potter), Scorpius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, olms (Raven), Hermione Granger, Delphi (Harry Potter), Ron Weasley, Yann Fredericks, James Sirius Potter, Lily Luna Potter Relationships: Polly Chapman/Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter Additional Tags: FUCKING A0# DELETED MY TAGS, On-Again/Off-Again Relationship, lesbians who hate gay people, i had so many good tags before..., Homophobic to everyone but eachother, Ron gets blackmaild by his girlboss daughter, thanks platonic wife friend, tim time!, Draco is so balding, harry is dumb, Bisexual Ron, Lesbians, Polly is probably bi or smth, INCERT SLURS, listening to JRWI while wrighting this, im a silly guy, Rose is such a girlboss read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/59581327

[kay-elle-cee]

Happy Valentine’s Day 💌

Send this to five different people anonymously, and tell them three things you love/appreciate about them to brighten their Valentine's day!

What I love about you:

*opens scroll 📜 * *opens powerpoint* *excel spreadsheet* <- since you excel in writing 😏

*clears throat* it all started in the early 1600’s Little Kelsey was just a KC a little nugget in a world full of Snape’s…. Oh gosh that would be worse than a zombie apocalypse 😬, a-and oh dear I promised myself I would get emotional 🤧 I need a minute (and $10,000 deposited into my bank account bi-weekly for the rest of my life 👀).

Where was I? Oh yes, young KC she’s the angst to my pain. She puts the I in ibfibg, (yoo, I just realized without the I it’s bfgf, it’s like you manifested James and Lily being endgame in the story. Shocked pikachu face 🫢)

I no longer will complain by the amount of angst in her fic— ok well I still will complain because 🤨 missy, that’s my heart on the line! But fine, it’s yours you’ve stabbed it plenty of times anyways I’m immune to the pain by now 😒. Oh is that a dagger, I suppose give it your best shot.

ANYWAYS,

1. The love of angst I believe that solidifies a bond, that being said send ibfibg to a certain Mr.K, no I’m not talking about Kelloggs if that’s what you’re asking. (Did you see a bookmark on ibfibg? Someone who isn’t a mutual may have added a note on there. I wouldn’t know cause I didn’t do it)

2. You are the proudest HUFFLEPUFF that I’ve ever met, but you hide in the shadows with the Slytherins out of fear of being outcasted. Need not worry, friend I know the truth 😉

3. Sense of humor is always 🤌🏽 plus the way you enjoy putting Lily through pain and adding 🙂 to your fics I know I’ll end up like 😭 and I know your not sorry at least your honest 🥹🥹

1600s???? HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM NENA ANON?

Just kidding. Thank you so so so much for all your lovely words (all the time, not just here!) I just read the bookmark on ibfibg and I'm CACKLING oh my god 😂 The highest of high praise!

I find it so funny that you're on a single-handed mission to prove I'm a Hufflepuff while I'm just a normal, average (non-evil) Slytherin. Cursed Child has it's major problems but Scorpius Malfoy is a little Slytherin cinnamon roll I'll treasure to the end of my DAYS. (also no shade to Hufflepuffs! My bff group is split 2 Hufflepuffs and 2 Slytherins, like a buddy system)

Thank you again so much Nena Anon <3 This gave me quite a good giggle! I promise (warn?) there is more angst on the way, and I hope you enjoy it!

[yannfredericks]

saw legally blonde again the other night so once again thinking about the legally blonde yolly au I want to write one day <3

-polly is elle woods and yann is emmett forrest, obviously

-the musical has them so perfectly set up as bewildered by each other but drawn together nonetheless and then fierce, fierce friends who would do anything for each other and support each other unconditionally

-yann being bi would also be giving polly advice on how to get her ex back and what usually works with him for guys etc (or maybe she has an ex girlfriend???? something to think about)

-polly finding herself and her power through the law but also her deep rooted (but previously more subconscious) desire to help people and make the world a better place, especially for those who are marginalised in society

-they’d both befriend karl, craig, rose, albus and scorpius along the way!!! the gang found family core

-something funny to me about turning yann fredericks into mr “I don’t go to parties a lot, not good use of the time that I’ve got” ….there’s probably a scene where they do end up at a party together and polly is shocked by how hot and competent at it all he is and he’s like ‘I said I don’t go a lot, not that I don’t go at all’

-the bend and snap / gay or european turns into both yann and polly performing the bend and snap in front of the witness to test if he’s gay and when he’s only paying attention to yann, yann is both smug and proud of polly’s instincts, he probably makes some comment about how he can’t comprehend people Not looking at her

-it’s the genuine friends to lovers of it all!! they are obsessed with each other, they become each others closest and fiercest friend and they both know that there’s something more there but their friendship has become SO important they’re worried about compromising it (also yann thinks she’s still invested in getting her ex back and is trying to be supportive)

-something something polly chapman proposing to yann fredericks just feels deeply right and real

[oflights]

Do you have minor ships in Drarry fics that you like/dont like? Cause I have really weird opinions where I really love some background ships (Hermione/Ron, Harry/Charlie, Ginny/Pansy), dont like others for no good reason (Luna/Ginny, Neville/Harry), and others only if they fit ~my perculiar criteria (Harry/Ginny only as teens/young adults not older, Draco/women only in an arranged marriage cause my Draco is GaY) :D

hi! hmmm, i don't know if i have ones i really dislike that much. i guess one that bothers me is like harry/draco blaise/ron pansy/hermione all at once, or that sort of thing? i like (what my head thinks is) a more realistic view of how friend groups tend to mix. i will always have a soft spot for ron/pansy tho.

and i've said before that even though i ship ron/hermione i do think they'd have a bumpy ride/break up/maybe sometimes it doesn't always work out. i don't like when they're just the boring stable straight couple (even though i think ron is straight, in my heart) popping out babies in the background of harry's mess (my acceptance of epilogue compliance starts and end with scorpius' name, everything else goes in the trash) i like them to have some drama of their own!

i am famously okay with harry and draco with other people in fics, haha, and most of those ships work for me as long as the other partner isn't demonized. harry/ginny and draco/astoria are both cool with me but u have to be nice to them. i also don't mind the arranged marriage stuff BUT i don't always headcanon draco as gay, read/write him as bi sometimes, and probably prefer draco/astoria to be a real relationship. sorry to disagree!!

this is getting wordy so

i think my brain does this weird calculus for that where i actually don't see harry/ginny working out as a real adult couple outside of nostalgic adolescent feelings/idyllic teen sweethearts (which is hilariously ironic, since my husband is my older brother's best friend who i met in high school...) but draco/astoria would have connected post-canon as adults or near adults, when draco has grown up and reflected and redeemed himself a bit. so that works out better to me in my mind, like astoria set up not as a remnant of his old pureblood life that he has to endure but as someone who helps him change for the better and is a part of that growth, because she's going through a similar change. even when they get married, i like when they kind of feel like they're tricking their parents about it lol. like yes we're married but we're not going to be like you! love breaking generational trauma patterns.

i know this is kind of a hot take and rarely see people agree with the above lol. my preference for writing harry and draco with other people is to go for OCs because i think people are inevitably going to hate them no matter what, so i might as well make them original. also the idea that you only ever date people you went to school with is so boring to me!! tbh i like both harry and draco to have dated around a bit before they're together.