#bi merry and pippin

[sohndesmondes]

My personal queer headcanons of LOTR characters but as icons part 1:

[wisheduponastar]

Sometimes they'll do the same to Faramir. Again, only in private

Pippin, in private : Faramir, I haven’t seen you all day!

Merry walking in : Oh hey Pip. *sees Faramir* my lord

Faramir : For fucks sake

The Fourth Age

Pippin: your majesty!

Aragorn: you don’t have to do that. Just call me Aragorn.

Merry: and pass up on a chance to call you your majesty? Not likely.

Pippin: *gesturing wildly* your excellence, this is madness. How could you suggest that?

Merry: your royal Aragornness, truly, we bow to thee.

Aragorn: please stop it.

[lotr-sesa]

Lord of the Rings Secret Santa 2024 Masterlist!

There are twenty-seven works in the collection: twenty-three fics and four pieces of fanart. The mods would like to thank all the writers and the artists and the pinch hitters, and also extend a special heartfelt thanks to those who filled prompts without signing up with any prompts of their own. Thank you all! ❤️

All the links in the masterlist go directly to the work on AO3. Go, read and enjoy, and please don't forget to leave kudos and/or a comment! And if you received something, please thank your writer or artist!

FICS:

The color of the sea by FiammaGalathon for Empy (Imrahil/Legolas; rated G)

Counterparts by timelessutterances for hereforever (Elrond Peredhel & Elros Tar-Minyatur; rated T+)

Dwarves in Denial by Thornessar for octopus_fool (Bilbo Baggins, Dwalin, Fíli, Glóin; rated T+)

Fíli Gold-foot by Empy for ibissal (Fíli, Dwalin, Kíli; rated G)

A good match by I_did_not_mean_to for ingenious_spark (Fëanor/Nerdanel, Fingolfin, Mahtan Aulendur, Fëanor, Indis, Finwë, Finarfin; rated M) Mature

Halt mich noch ein bisschen, bis ich schlafen kann by I_did_not_mean_to for Anonymous (Maglor & Nerdanel; rated G)

I like you when you are silent by mai_komagata (irreality) for Kanskje_Kaffe (Annatar/Celebrimbor, Celebrimbor/Sauron; rated E)

In the Face of Epics by hereforever for like_giants (Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf, Elrond Peredhel; rated G)

Knit One, Purl Two by ingenious_spark for McShizzleSupreme778 (Gimli/Legolas; rated G)

Life Between the Tides by BaccaratBlack for Anonymous (Anairë/Eärwen/Nerdanel, Anairë/Fingolfin (implied), Eärwen/Finarfin (implied), Fëanor/Nerdanel (implied); rated E)

Lights by Adlanth for Anonymous (Elrond Peredhel/Ereinion Gil-galad; rated T+)

master in deciphering poor handwriting by Handlemewithcare for McShizzleSupreme778 (Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandybuck, Sam Gamgee, Pippin Took, Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas Greenleaf; rated G)

Mistake As Medium by Kanskje_Kaffe for i_did_not_mean_to (Fëanor/Nerdanel; rated E)

Seeds of Summer by Elleth for Unlos (Fingon/Fingon's Wife; rated G)

stranger, you're a like brother (sister) to me by Handlemewithcare for Zorbo_Jorks (Merry Brandybuck & Éowyn, Éomer Éadig & Éowyn; rated G)

The Sundering Sea by Unlos for timelessutterances (Celebrían/Elrond Peredhel; rated G)

Thaw in the Winter Woods by ingenious_spark for Wowstrawberrycow (Elrond Peredhel/Thranduil; rated E)

The Tree that Bends by selfdestructinganimal for Melime (Disa/Durin IV; rated T+)

Very Old Friends by like_giants for Anonymous (Éowyn/Faramir, Diamond Took/Pippin Took, Estella Bolger/Merry Brandybuck; rated G)

Windsmith by saintstars for kanskje_kaffe (Eönwë/Sauron; rated G)

Wonders in This World Beyond Our Wandering by saintstars for facethestrange (Elanor "Nori" Brandyfoot, Poppy Proudfellow, Marigold Brandyfoot, Largo Brandyfoot, Dilly Brandyfoot, Uinen; rated G)

Wounded but not Replaced by ChillinbytheFire for the_minstrell (Fëanor & Fingolfin; rated G; TW: self-harm)

Written in Water by Empy for Handlemewithcare (Gimli/Legolas; rated G)

ART:

Beautiful View by facethestrange for ingenious_spark (Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf; rated G)

Do You Think They'll Recognize Us? by octopus_fool for Anonymous (Eärendil the Mariner/Elwing; rated G)

Hold on by Unlos for Empy (Empyreus) (Dwalin, Thorin; rated T+)

Meeting of Faramirs by Anne_Wolfe for Zorbo_Jorks (Diamond Took/Pippin Took, Éowyn/Faramir; rated G)

[spinningalbinoturtle]

The fellowship of the Kinsey scale aka LoTR characters ranked from most to least fruity

Btw this is a joke (well sort of) so don’t take any of my stereotype arguments too seriously. Although I do genuinely think most of these characters are gay.

1. Frodo- Frodo is gayest the character. He’s constantly described as queer, his deepest connection is with Sam and their relationship is incredibly romance coded. Plus he reads poetry all the time, wears his sparkly elvish top and that fall in Return of the King movie? Homosexual. Not to mention he has THE gay haircut. Man looks like a starbucks barista. Galadriel is his gay icon.

Sam- although more masculine than Frodo and also bi Sam has the second most Gay EnergyTM. He’s a bit overemotional he spends the entire series simping over Frodo and is obsessed with flowers and poetry. When his wife dies he leaves his kids to spend eternity with his husband and the elves. Gay behavior

Legolas- Legolas is a petty drama queen and I love that for him. Loves his dwarf husband. Just look at his hair-no straight man cares that much about their hair. Gay gay gay.

Gimli-a bear but in the dwarf way. Galadriel is also his gay icon. Loves his elf husband. Loves some sparkly diamonds and jewels. Lord of the GLITTERING CAVES you say? Sounds kinda fruity

Gandalf-he’s basically a minor god and thus does not conform to human ideas of sexuality and gender. Literally all the LGBTQIAs. Gandalf Big Naturals , Gandalf the Gay are just a few of this bitch’s many names.

Pippin-Y’all on this app have convinced me Pippin is not cis gender. I don’t know in what form trans, non binary, gender fluid? Honestly could be any one.

Merry-pansexual and very open about it. Just seems like a chill queer dude who smokes a ton of weed and is open to a relationship with anybody

Boromir-excessively emphasizes his straightness but has homoerotic battle moments and after battle showers with his comrades in Gondor. Very repressed bisexual

Aragorn- I think its funny if he’s the token straight but THE BIGGEST ALLY YOU WILL FIND. Literal king passes a bunch of laws enshrining LGBTQ rights cause all his friends are gay

Bonus

Faramir- is transfem and you can’t change my mind. Lesbian with her wife Eowyn. Has bi-to drag queen-to trans character arc.

Eowyn-butch lesbian horse girl and ya know what? We absolutely love her for it. After the war she has a buzzcut.

Bilbo-ace icon. I’M SORRY if you ship Bagginshield but I headcanon him as ace/aro. Hates the idea of sex but wanted kids so he adopted his gay little nephew.

[brainrotbabe24]

Idk about this idea but I’ve been thinking about like- reader who’s similar quicksilver from the X-men. Like super fast, fast metabolism, ADHD to the max. Basically just the dwarves dealing with reader constant yapping and need for sweets.

Hi! Thank you for the request!

Okay, so you get a two-in-one, lol! I went a little crazy with this one and interpreted it into two scenarios.

The company reacting to the reader's ADHD craziness

How the company would react to the reader having superpowers

I also wrote a scenario yesterday about the company finding out the reader has ADHD. That felt like a prequel to this ask...it will be linked below

Thank you for such a fun idea. I hope it's okay I wrote it like this and not one scenario!💖🎉

The company reacting to reader's ADHD craziness

Balin: Just watches from afar and laughs at your shenanigans. Loves the energy you give the group, always keeping them on their toes!

Dwalin: Loves you, but every so often he needs quiet lol

Óin: Oin would send you on wild errands! He found out the hard way that boring adventures get you distracted…so the crazier, the better. 

“Y/N, I asked for rosemary, and you literally came back with a bag of potatoes and a bloody nose. What did you do????”

Glóin: He just lets you do your thing. "Y/N will run out of steam at some point." Tired dad vibes…

Bifur: Bifur would gift you fidget toys! I bet he would take the time to make them for you too! How sweet 🥺

Bofur: Jam sessions/singing constantly! Due to your ADHD, you guys would switch up the genre quite a bit. It would be a total production, too!

Bombur:  Would be down to go on crazy little side quests with you! You usually take him on the quests Oin gives you. Y'all would be like Merry and Pippin in LOTR

Ori: He would try to get you interested in hobbies to help keep you focused…like knitting. It doesn’t work, but you’ll still sit with him while he knits because he can keep up with your conversations and constant changing of topics.

Side note: I could not find a GIF of this exact topic...so imagine the reader is Homer and Ori is Marge trying to keep up with the conversation. Bart and Lisa are the rest of the company, lol 😂😂

Dori: Dori would be a helicopter mom! He would be scared you would get hurt, and worried other people in the company would influence your recklessness. You would basically be absorbed into their little family, lol!

Nori: Nori would team up with you to do some wild shit. He is the bad influence Dori is scared about

Thorin: Tired. Realized at this point that half the company has ADHD. Y'all ain't getting to Erebor any time soon.

Fíli: I think he would enjoy the late-night chat session! He would make sure to sleep next to you during the adventure because at least twice a night, you would wake him up and ask him random questions.

Kíli: He has ADHD, too. So, the fact that both of you have it makes me feel like Kili would see that as a deep connection—like soulmate material! I wouldn't put it past him to propose…

Bilbo: Would make you a cute little journal to write down your to-do's!

Gandalf: Gandalf would be a provoker like Nori. Imagine everyone is calming down for the night, you are all tired out, and then out of nowhere, you hear him whisper, “Psst Y/N ask Kili why he can’t grow a beard.” or “psst Y/N I heard Thorin wanted to hear about your super specific hyper fixation that takes hours to explain…(like one piece lol with all its episodes 😭).”

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How the company reacts to reader having superpowers

Balin: He can’t keep up. You are too fast, and it hurts his brain. He does appreciate the hard work you put in when there is an orc ambush. 

Dwalin: He loves it! He thinks you are a strong, courageous badass. He is happy you are on their side. Will cheer you on in battle!

Óin: Tries to figure out how you do it … isn't convinced fully. Is it magic? Are you eating something?

Glóin: He blames the food or candy you were eating. He does not believe you have powers… that's all nonsense. 

Bifur: Couldn't care! Like Dwalin, he is just thankful you are on their side. 

Bofur: Comes up with nicknames/superhero names for you - a true fanboy, lol!

Bombur and Ori: Would think it’s magic!

Dori: Would make sure you got enough rest.

Nori: Tries to convince you to use your skills for evil, like stealing or cheating at games...maybe not evil but definitely his gain lol

Thorin: He's super excited! He wants to use your skills to help reclaim Erebor and constantly asks you to do recon.

Fíli: He's excited like his uncle, but he would want to train with you so he can keep up, lol. 

Kíli: Kili would want to compete! “Come on, y/n, let's see who's faster! I know I’ll beat you.” Maybe he is a little jealous that his uncle likes you and trusts you to do recon and other cool stuff.

Bilbo: He would think you also had a “special” ring and get paranoid. He would also ask you a lot of questions to see if you know about his ring. 

Gandalf: Suspicious! He doesn't believe you are from this universe. It leaves more questions than answers.

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Link to the ADHD one I was talking about above:

[darth-caillic]

Sirona + Peregrin Took = Pippona

“Be brave,” She told Merry then kissed him on the forehead.  Sirona turned to Pippin and gave him an icy stare. “Be smart.” Pippin nodded his head. Trying to hide a look of disappointment. Sirona let out a sigh. She placed her fingers under his chin and gave him a kiss.

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[autistook]

Merry: *Nervously* Here we go. I'm bisexual. Alright, you'll have exactly one minute and zero seconds to ask any questions regarding this.

Frodo: How long have you known?

Merry: Since I was a tween.

Sam: What made you decide to tell us now?

Merry: Pippin found out at Bilbo's birthday party, and I was positive he wasn't gonna be able to keep this secret for much longer.

*Cut to a few days back*

Pippin: Bye, Merry. I mean, not bi. But bye! I mean see ya. I mean, have fun only having sex with women. Just banging chicks left and right! *Gives a thumbs up.*

*Cut back to present day*

Pippin: I just stopped saying bye altogether.

[blackteastorm]

Vor kurzem fiel mir «Der Hobbit» wieder in die Hand und sofort überkamen mich alle Erinnerungen. Meine halbe Kindheit habe ich in Mittelerde verbracht und dort mit meinen Freunden so viele tolle, atemberaubende, aber auch wunderschöne Abenteuer erlebt.

Dieses ganze, von Tolkien geschaffene Universum verzaubert mich immer wieder. Erinnere mich noch genau an Bilbos Einhundertelfzigsten Geburtstag, die Abkürzung querfeldein zu den Pilzen oder wie Merry und Pippin gemeinsam mit den Ents in die Schlacht zogen.   

Ach, wie gern ich doch immer ein Hobbitleben geführt hätte. Zwischen dem ersten und zweiten Frühstück gemütlich die Post durchsehen und dabei mit der Pfeife Ringe in die Luft blasen oder einfach das nötigste zusammenpacken (unbedingt an das Taschentuch denken) und auf Wanderschaft gehen, vom Berg bis nach Hobbingen und noch weiter bis zu den Elben.

Einen Teil dieses Traumes mach ich jetzt wahr. Sitze gemütlich in der Stube mit einem guten Buch in der Hand und blase Rauchringe in den Raum.

[mars-b4ggins]

Gay lotr headcanons bc yes

Frodo- Queer and aroace, probably not cis

Sam- Bi icon

Pippin- Pan

Merry- Pan and gender fluid/ trans

Aragorn- Bi

Boromir- Aroace

Legolas- Gay

Gimli- Omni, prefers girls

Gandalf- idk (drag queen)

☆Non fellowship headcanons under cut☆

Bilbo- Gay and aroace

Eowyn- Lesbian

Faramir- Transfem Lesbian

Arwen- Ally!

Eomer- Ally too

Elrond- Ally

Denethor- No ally no homophobic, he just doesn't care

Theoden- Ally

Galadriel- Bi

Tom- Queer

Radagast- Gay

Saruman- Pan

Gollum- Homophobic

[borom1r]

150x150 demiromantic/bi Merry + pan Pippin icons!!

(thanks 2 @theshakespearetrash for the hcs!!! requests r open thru June)

[maybe-thou-shalt-find-valimar]

the fellowship as actual things I have said

Frodo: idk what it is but something about lying on my back on the floor inspires a mental breakdown

Sam: is that BILL the PONY?

Pippin: soup....... bitch

Merry: I wonder how long it would take for me to loose consciousness if I hung upside-down from the monkey bars

Aragorn: *in tears, glaring angrily at a tree in 6°c weather* fuck everything

Boromir: *awkward bi finger guns*

Legolas: I am ✨fabulous✨

Gimli: haha hey little hobbit (you're not even a foot taller than me!)

Gandalf: did you know I can recite all the prophecies in The Underland Chronicles in chronological order in under two minutes? bewareunderlanderstimehangsbyathreadthehuntersarehuntedwhitewaterrunsredthegnawerswillstrivetoestinguishtherestthehopeofthehoplessresidesinaquest-

BONUS Bilbo: WHAT IN THE LIGHTLY SAUTÉED FUCK WITH A SPRINKLING OF GODDAMN FOR FLAVOUR AND A SIDE OF ROAST POTATOES

[maeofthenoldor]

I am god and now am giving out sexualities to lotr charachters because no one can stop me. And I have insomnia and sleep deprived.

Frodo: A gay trans man and on the ace spectrum

Samwise: Bisexual and there's a reason I nickname him transwise gamgee. (samfro is t4t)

Pippin: Just a feral nonbinary guy (They/he) and is pansexual. he falls in love easily. Probalbly had a crush on everyone they met throughout the journey. (he even had a crush on tom bombadil because he liked his little gay songs)

Merry: Token straight out of the hobbits and is in love with eowyn, which is now his sexuality.... (I mean i dont blame him)

Boromir: Definitely not straight. I mean have you seen him? gay, absolutely gay

Aragorn: Straight but has questioned his gender many times.

Gandalf: The most aro/ace icon out there. Uses all pronouns. Will trans your gender and turn homophobes, transphobes and general bigots into toads. Move out of her way or you will be crushed by her heels.

Legolas: pretty fluid when it comes to gender, mostly uses he/they pronouns however he really doesn't mind anything else. He identifies as queer.

Gimli: he's a bear bisexual and will kill anyone who purposely misgenders another. He is dating his partner Legolas and has a lot of fun with them when they hunt down bigots.

Eowyn: She is bisexual and also loved merry (except they are both too scared to make the first move)

Faramir: Gandalf helped him transition when he was a child. All he wants is to be accepted by his father. Boromir loves that he has a brother. He is also unlabled.

Denethor: Repressed bisexual.

Arwen: I cant tell if shes straight or bi, but I’m leaning towards the latter

Elrond: The best dad in the world, but otherwise he is also straight.

Bilbo: The gay traumatized fun uncle. Obviously had a dwarf husband, but sadly is widowed. Now he sings his gay little songs and everyone adores him. mood tbh

Eomer: Straight but is extremely supportive of Gimli and Legolas that he cries whenever they do something sweet to one another. It gets worse when he's drunk.

Theodred: Hes not even really in the book but I need to spread my Boromir/Theodred rare pair ship. Hes bisexual obviously. 

Galadriel: Intersex, nonbinary (they/she) and has a hot trophy husband.

Celeborn: the trophy husband, a trans man and is queer. 

Saruman: He is the definition of the queer-coded villain. I mean his name is saurman of all colours and he literally transforms into a gay pride flag.

Tom Bombadil & Goldberry: They deserve to be grouped as one because they are the best representation of a queer platonic couple out there. Goals.

Rosie Cotton: Bi but doe sent really know it, but if she ever met Goldberry, she might then have her awakening.

last and not least we have Sauron himself, and anyone whose read the Silmarillion know exactly what his sexuality is. so go read it.

Anyway tell me your hcs if you have any, I would love to hear them.

[torchwood-99]

Aragorn: Wow, does that happen often?

Merry: They're fairly regular, the “fool of a Tooks”, yes. I'd say we're on a bi-weekly “fool of a Took!”.

Pippin: Oh, it's not that bad.

Merry: Come on Pippin, it's pretty bad.

[milesasinmorales]

For pride month I would like to offer you ftm Trans Faramir, gay Frodo, bi Sam, gnc Legolas and Gimli, t4t Faramir and Eowyn, t4t Aragorn and Arwen, and ftm trans Merry and Pippin as a treat.

[vbee-miya]

Hello! Could I get a written matchup for stranger things and lotr? I’m an intp with she/her pronouns. Im 20. I’m bi so any gender is fine. For personality I’m creative, introverted, and individualistic. Though I’m introverted, around my friends/when I’m comfortable I can be quite talkative and humorous. However, I definitely treasure my alone time the most. Im a very big homebody and can be very hermit introvert sometimes. As for bad traits, I am sometimes the worst pessimist when it comes to myself. I’ll be fine motivating others but then when it comes to me I live by the “be ready for the worst and you wont be disappointed” As for hobbies escaping to new worlds while reading books/comics, watching movies, and playing rpg video games. My favorite genres are fantasy and sci-fi, though I do love a good classic from time to time. Apart from that, I love working out. My interests on the other hand are art focused. I’m currently in art school working with mostly digital mediums, though I sometimes work with traditional. I love my practice and everything including, game, web and interaction design, video art and visual effects, 3D modeling and character design, and digital illustration. Sometimes I whip out graphite and ink. A list of random likes: coffee, chai tea, dark chocolate, rock/blues/jazz/80s pop/soundtrack music, cafe art shows, arcades, comic book stores, purple, thai/Indian/Chinese food, roller blading to classic rock, quality alone time. A random list of dislikes: people i am unfamiliar with and have to make small talk with, the biting cold, rain, non fiction, staying too close to reality and not being allowed to daydream/imagine/roam freely in my thoughts, physical touch, overly crowded areas. I think that’s it thank you!

༺❀༻ matchup ༺❀༻

absolutely! (1) here's the lotr one

peregrin took

fool of a took

if im honest i was very much debating if i should’ve paired you up with someone from the hobbit even though the request said lotr reason being is that i think bard the fine bowman would’ve suit ya just fine.

anyways that’s was my little spiel, peregrin fool of a took. both of you share that almost introverted persona though if you ask me pippin does talk quite a lot and i don’t think it’s the beer doing that. when you’re around him he’s a blabbering mess story this story that song time with merry this dancing jig with merry that. you know your typical hobbit things.

one thing is for sure, he’d definitely get groovy to 80’s pop. that man knows his lyrics and dances. it’s only natural for a hobbit to know songs of all sorts anyways.

pip though no matter how much energy he’s got up his bones, he’ll take a moment to settle back down to reality and he’s pretty quick with it i’d say. instant sobriety. he would check up on you from time to time and would ask if you wanted to leave which he wouldn’t mind at all doing.

he’d support you in all your passions and even though you doubt yourself in some ways or another on pip’s radar he’s not letting that slide. he’ll give you words of encouragement and if that doesn’t work he’ll make sure it works. cause he’s a determined fella who just wants what’s best for the ones he loves.

headcanon, pippin definitely plays video games specifically any rpg games. you wouldn’t catch him playing over watch or any cod.

he’s not much of a work out fanatic, but if you want to go on a stroll around middle earth he probably wouldn’t be against it.

he would think your models and visual designs are the coolest thing ever and would constantly ask you how this how that. can this can that.

little headcanon that every morning a fresh cup of nicely brewed chai tea would be up and ready and a nice bark of thinly sliced dark chocolate bits would be sitting on the table ready for you. and i’d say all that was a last minute preparation before pippin would go hopping back to his bed.

[mogai-headcanons]

legolas from the lord of the rings is a genderfaun nonbinary gay man who uses any pronouns + xe is dating gimli.  gimli is an axeboyic trans gay bear who uses he/him + dating legolas. aragorn is an ambiam intersex transmascfem boygirl sapphic vincian bisexual who uses he/him or she/her + dating arwen + crush on boromir. she has bpd. arwen is an ambiam genderfae sapphic trans woman who is dating aragorn and eowyn and uses she/fae. eowyn is an ambiam transmasculine lesbiknight lesbian who uses he/him or she/her. she has adhd & is dating faramir and arwen faramir is a transfeminine foxknight priroguian lesbian who uses she/her. she is dating eowyn. sam is a bi genderstew warmlaundric daysun trans man who uses he/him + dating frodo. dpd. frodo is a nonbinary acespec gay man who uses he/they + dating sam. bpd. boromir is a knightswordic knightprince ace gay man who uses kni/knights or he/him + has a crush on aragorn. kni has bpd. both merry and pippin are genderqueer, plabonk, bitaffectic, and aroace and use they/them. both have adhd & npd. gandalf is agender + aroacespec and gay. uses they/it/we pronouns.

all of them are autistic + have ptsd!

hi if i may add to my lotr request: gandalf is wizardic, merry and pippin are both bitaffectic, aragorn, legolas, and gimli are all solpoetkingsongic, and boromir is sacriagaknight.

oh and one more thing for the lotr rq: samwise gamgee is softdayic

queued!